#lol
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00:00Hello, would you like some lamb?
00:04Whoa, all these years I've been petting lambs when I should have been shoving them in my mouth.
00:09I'm Bart.
00:10I'm Bashir. My family and I just moved here from Jordan.
00:13Introduce me to your new friend.
00:15Bashir, you didn't tell me you had a sister.
00:18Such a charmer.
00:20My religion says I can never eat pork.
00:23A different religion? Do not tell anyone that.
00:27Who's different?
00:30What's your name, sweat stain?
00:32Bashir.
00:33Bashir? I love a kid that comes with directions.
00:36Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't just wail on him because he's...
00:39What religion are you anyway?
00:41Muslim.
00:42Oh boy.
00:43You're the reason I can't carry toothpaste on an airplane.
00:48Bart forgot this, sir.
00:49Sir?
00:50Bart never told me he had a handsome teenage brother.
00:55I'm really 38.
00:5638 waist, I might believe.
00:59Whoa!