Aired (March 8, 2025): Ano na kaya ang mangyayari kay Soafer Latina (Meme Vice Ganda) ngayong tuluyan nang magwawakas ang kanyang istorya?
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00:00🎵Music🎵
00:29Oh
00:59When
01:21So for latina
01:59Arman!
02:01Arman!
02:03Arman is gone!
02:05Arman is gone!
02:07Why?
02:09Huh? Why?
02:11How?
02:13Arman is gone!
02:15He's gone!
02:17Arman is gone!
02:19He's the only best actor.
02:21Don't do that!
02:23I let him rest.
02:25I let him relax.
02:27How was your presence?
02:29How was my presence?
02:31It's under pressure, right?
02:33But!
02:35Sofor Latina is suddenly sad
02:37because Netizens said
02:39since day 5,
02:41he's still not saved.
02:43He's not here?
02:45He's not here.
02:47I thought he's my Sofor hero.
02:49He's not helping.
02:51He's acting.
02:53He's a drama actor.
02:55He's a drama actor.
02:57He's Raya.
02:59He might fall.
03:01He's so sad.
03:03Why?
03:05I'll tell you later.
03:07What's your attribute?
03:09He's waiting for the close-up.
03:11He's already in the close-up.
03:13Drama.
03:15It's only been a few days.
03:17It's only been a few days.
03:19Something has changed
03:21in my life
03:23There's nothing I can do.
03:25No one can save me.
03:27No one can save me.
03:29That's amazing.
03:31There's a tear.
03:33There's a tear.
03:35Give him a special jury citation.
03:39That's beautiful.
03:41That's beautiful, right?
03:43He's a fairy-eyed.
03:45He's a fairy-eyed.
03:49And from nowhere,
03:51Lolo Geng Geng will come.
03:57This is Lolo Geng Geng.
04:05Zero.
04:07He's so tall.
04:09It's Armand.
04:11It's Armand.
04:13It's Armand.
04:15It's Armand.
04:17It's Armand.
04:19It's so O.A.
04:21It's so O.A.
04:23It's so O.A.
04:25Of course, O.A.
04:29What are you doing here?
04:31It's Armand.
04:33It's not me.
04:35You're full of promises.
04:37I can hear you.
04:39You're crying.
04:41Why?
04:43You told me
04:45because of that soap,
04:47but I didn't listen.
04:49I changed from the beginning
04:51but it's just up to there.
04:53Your promise from the beginning
04:55but it didn't last.
04:57It's like the streets
04:59that were started by a politician.
05:01It was destroyed
05:03but it didn't last.
05:05Is that it?
05:07I don't want to join.
05:11Wait.
05:13You're old.
05:15Wait.
05:17Grandpa Geng Geng is not acting.
05:19Show us.
05:21Why?
05:23I like this better.
05:27This is better, right?
05:29Yes.
05:31This is better, right?
05:33This is better, right?
05:35Yes.
05:37Like that.
05:39Can you do that?
05:41Why?
05:43It's too low.
05:45It's too high.
05:47Are you sure?
05:51Why are you crying?
05:53Don't cry.
05:55He's feeding him.
05:57Wait, Tina.
05:59Don't cry.
06:01Don't you know
06:03that you can control
06:05your power?
06:07Control it.
06:09Yes.
06:11You can control it.
06:13I can control it?
06:15Yes.
06:17Yes.
06:19That's why Sofa Latina
06:21will try her powers
06:23on the bad guys
06:25and the bad guys
06:27in the salon.
06:29I can control everything
06:31through my palate.
06:33If I put it in her head,
06:35I can control it.
06:37Yes.
06:41Can you see it?
06:43Can you see it?
06:47That's what I'm talking about.
07:01Where are you going?
07:05There.
07:11Yes, Tina.
07:13You'll be caught.
07:19Yes.
07:23Why are you with me?
07:25I'm training you.
07:35Yes.
07:47It's like a bubblegum.
07:49It's like wrestling.
07:51I'm not pitying you.
07:53I'm trapped.
07:57I can't reach it.
07:59You can do it.
08:01You can do it.
08:03I can control everything
08:05through my palate.
08:07But before that,
08:09do it to the camera.
08:15That's it.
08:17That's it.
08:33It's hard.
08:35Do you want to join?
08:53You're so strong.
08:55You're so strong, Tina.
08:57You can do it.
09:03What's that?
09:29You're so strong.
09:31I'm tired.
09:33I'm trapped.
09:35Don't be upset.
09:37I'm trapped.
09:39Let's test it.
10:01Ah!
10:07Can I choose?
10:09Can I choose?
10:15Who do you like?
10:17Who do you like?
10:19Who do you like?
10:21Who do you like?
10:31I'm trapped.
10:33I'm trapped.
10:35I'm trapped.
10:37I'm trapped.
10:39I'm trapped.
10:41I'm trapped.
10:43I'm trapped.
10:47Wait.
10:49Why did you choose him?
10:51We're close, right?
10:53You want to be close to him.
10:55You're so strong.
10:57You can go straight to him.
10:59Use your hands.
11:03Go straight to him.
11:05Go straight to him.
11:07Go straight to him.
11:09Go straight to him.
11:11I'll pass you.
11:13You're so far.
11:15Wait.
11:17Go straight to him.
11:19You should go down.
11:21I'm trapped.
11:23You should go down.
11:25Go straight to him.
11:27I'm not sure about that.
11:29I'm not sure about that.
11:33I'm not sure about that.
11:35I'll pass you.
11:39Go straight to him.
11:51I thought I'm the one who brings good news.
11:53I thought I'm the one who brings good news.
11:57He's the president of OPM.
11:59He's the president of OPM.
12:01He's absent.
12:03He's absent.
12:13He's tired.
12:17He took a rest yesterday.
12:19He's a superhero.
12:21He's a superhero.
12:23He's a superhero.
12:25We need a muggle dróp.
12:29I'm absent on Monday.
12:31We're looking for a muggle who's good at drama.
12:35Muggle drama.
12:37We look for OAS actors.
12:41We look for OAS actors.
12:45I'll give my mark.
12:51Who's good at crying?
13:23Lolong?
13:24Lolong, yes.
13:25Can you see life?
13:28I'm scared.
13:29She's scared.
13:32She's asking for help.
13:33Help!
13:34Why are you smiling?
13:35You should be sad.
13:36She's scared.
13:37Help me!
13:38Help me!
13:39I might get scared!
13:41This is Lolong!
13:42This is Lolong!
13:43Lolong King King!
13:45That's different!
13:46Why me again?
13:47I have nothing to do with this.
13:48Can you see life?
13:49Yes!
13:54Can you see life?
13:56I love a lot of people around me.
13:58You have a lot of characters.
14:01But in town,
14:02I'm a life.
14:04What did you say?
14:05I'm a political man.
14:07They're looking for us.
14:08They're looking for us.
14:09They're looking for us.
14:10They're looking for us.
14:11Where are we?
14:12Where are we?
14:13Who's good at drama?
14:14Who can feed life?
14:15There!
14:16There!
14:17There's a lady calling.
14:18This is a drama.
14:19What's her name?
14:20Camila?
14:21Camila?
14:22She's a lawyer in P2P.
14:23She's a lawyer in P2P.
14:24Yes!
14:25Really?
14:26Drama!
14:27Drama!
14:28She's acting.
14:29She's asking for help.
14:30She's begging for help.
14:31She's scared.
14:32Go!
14:34Don't catch me!
14:36Artorio Acosta is different!
14:38He's a DJ!
14:39He's a DJ!
14:40He's an artist!
14:42Artist!
14:44Show your skills here!
14:48He's even dancing!
15:49Latina
16:19Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
16:25Ha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
16:28Ha!
16:29As long as there's a chance that you'll slowly grow young
16:32Haaa!
16:38Ha?
16:41Haaaaa!
16:43Haaaaa!
16:45Hahaha!
16:47You thought that was your cue?
16:49I thought it was Lumasa.
16:51Lumasa.
16:52Yes, she's Lumasa.
16:53Lumasa.
16:55But what do you mean?
16:56Come here.
16:57Why do you need my help?
16:59My nipples.
17:02You just need to dip it in the serum.
17:05Where's the serum?
17:06Serum.
17:07Here's the serum.
17:08Serum.
17:09Lolo, open the serum.
17:14Say a chant in the serum.
17:19May the force be with us.
17:22I got it, Ate.
17:25Just dip your nipples in the serum.
17:30She's really good at listening.
17:32She's listening.
17:33One, two.
17:41Murder.
17:42She's a murderer.
17:43She's a murderer.
17:44Just dip it.
17:45Dip it.
17:46Dip.
17:48Three.
17:49Three, right?
17:53Dip it more.
17:54So that it will spread.
17:58So that it will spread.
18:00What you're feeling.
18:01You need to pass it to one of the hosts.
18:07You need to rub it on the face of one of the hosts.
18:11Choose one.
18:12Choose one.
18:13Choose one.
18:14Choose one.
18:16Choose one.
18:17Choose one.
18:18Choose one.
18:19Choose one.
18:24It's not enough.
18:25Your nipples won't go away.
18:34You need two to pass it.
18:36You need two.
18:39Choose one.
18:44It's not enough.
18:45Do you still feel something?
18:46There's more.
18:47Choose one.
18:53Do you still feel something?
18:55There's more.
18:56There's more.
18:57There's more.
18:58Eat your hand.
18:59Don't.
19:00Don't.
19:01Don't.
19:02Don't.
19:03Sorry.
19:04The murdered nipple will live.
19:06Even your nipple.
19:07There.
19:10Your nipple is so tight.
19:13It's slowly coming back to normal.
19:15Wow, you have a lot of nipples.
19:19You're doing a good job.
19:21Everyone will be happy because of Sofer Latina.
19:29So, Sofer Latina.
19:30So, Sofer Latina.
19:31So, Sofer Latina.
19:32So, Sofer Latina.
19:34So, Sofer Latina.
19:36So, Sofer Latina.
19:38So, Sofer Latina.
19:40So, Sofer Latina.
19:44So, Sofer Latina.
19:46So, Sofer Latina.
19:48So, Sofer Latina.
19:50So, Sofer Latina.
19:52So, Sofer Latina.
19:54So, Sofer Latina.
19:56So, Sofer Latina.
19:58So, Sofer Latina.
20:00So, Sofer Latina.
20:02So, Sofer Latina.
20:04So, Sofer Latina.
20:06So, Sofer Latina.
20:08And that's where the colorful story of Sofer Latina ends.
20:15Stay tuned for next week's new story that you will see here in...
20:20Cinemoto!
20:23I will tell a story, I will choose.
20:28What?
20:29I will choose...
20:32Cinemoto!
20:35Let's welcome the guests!
20:37Vice Ganda as Tina, MC as Madonna, Jong as JongTV, Wong as VVN,
20:43Oggy as Lolo Geng Geng, Ryan and Ion as Team Payomi,
20:47Jackie as Neneng Vee, Darren as Batang Lolo Geng Geng,
20:51Kirill as Giga Linda, Shanz as Sofer Latina Baner,
20:55and for our Madam Viva, what's your name again?
20:59Remy.
21:00Remy, Ate Remy.
21:02Let's see how much your acting prize is.
21:05It's a prize!
21:07It's big, Ate. It's big.
21:09It's big. It's big.
21:11Go, Ate. Go, Ate.
21:12Higher. Higher.
21:14Higher. Higher. Higher.
21:19Php 5,000.
21:21Php 5,000. Congratulations, Ate!
21:24High tensing for coming back to our show!
21:26Our Pirate Showtime!
21:30I will tell a story, I will choose.
21:34What?
21:35I will choose...
21:38Cinemoto!
21:44Cinemoto.