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00:00In Vancouver, you get the Minnesota Wild rolling in here.
00:03Besser didn't get dealt, right?
00:05So that's sort of the, that's the story of Vancouver.
00:08It's bizarro world.
00:09Canuck fans are all mad that the Canucks
00:11didn't blow the team up.
00:12But one thing I've learned about living in Vancouver,
00:15Canuck fans are kind of bitter people.
00:17Like you figure like a city that's so nice
00:20and as much weed as they smoke,
00:22that they would be more chill about things.
00:24They're not.
00:26They're anything but chill.
00:28Like seriously, like they're more insane
00:30than the Montreal Canadiens fans are.
00:32And that's saying something.
00:33And I know the Canadians well.
00:34My grandfather played for them and I was the host
00:36at a Montreal Canadiens post game show.
00:38So trust me, I know all about Canadian fans.
00:40Canadian fans are like passionate,
00:42but they're not psychopaths, right?
00:45People in Vancouver are psychopaths.
00:47So people in Vancouver want to blow the team up.
00:49Like, you know, they wanted to trade the mascot,
00:51Finn, the whale, right?
00:53Like they wanted everybody gone besides Quinn Hughes, right?
00:57Besides Quinn Hughes.
00:58Oh great, it's the national anthems now.
01:02I'm telling you, man,
01:02they should just start playing the home country
01:04national anthem at these games.
01:06We'll make everyone's life easier.