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00:03 The playoff schedule is sort of slowly but surely coming out right now.
00:07 And it's pretty nice of them considering teams are playing on Saturday.
00:11 They have no regard for fans.
00:14 They just don't, at this point, they can't be helped.
00:19 You know what I mean?
00:20 The NHL is like a friend of yours that they won't change.
00:23 It is what it is.
00:23 They have their ups and downs and stuff, but they're never gonna figure it out.
00:27 [LAUGH] They're never gonna figure it out.
00:30 The Vancouver Canucks don't know.
00:32 They won their division, yet they don't know when they're playing.
00:35 Now, I totally get.
00:37 I totally understand.
00:39 Well, you know what?
00:39 We don't really know.
00:40 The stand's not done yet.
00:42 We don't really know who they're gonna be playing yet.
00:43 Fine.
00:45 Doesn't matter if you know who they're playing.
00:46 It's not difficult to say, well, game one is Sunday at 7 o'clock, right?
00:52 It's not that hard.
00:53 Say, well, whoever it is, that's when they're playing.
00:56 Well, you know, we'll see.
00:59 We'll let them know.
00:59 We'll figure it out soon.
01:01 It's like, for the love of God, man.
01:03 Like, seriously.
01:06 Like, middle-aged men that run softball leagues
01:09 are more professional than the National Hockey League.
01:13 Like, seriously.
01:14 Like, a beer league hockey league will know, OK, this is the format.
01:18 This is when we're playing.
01:19 This is the time.
01:20 It's like, what is--
01:22 like, the NHL playoffs, the NHL playoffs is like a rave.
01:26 It's like a secret society nightclub.
01:28 You like, you know what I mean?
01:29 You have to know.
01:30 And if you don't know where it is and what it is, then you know what?
01:33 Too bad.
01:33 You're not welcome here.
01:35 Like, great outreach, guys.
01:37 Great, great outreach.
01:39 (upbeat music)
01:41 (bells chiming)