Aired (March 7, 2025): Nako, nakahanap ng knight in shining armor si Soafer Latina Paner (Cianne), magagalit si Soafer Latina (Meme Vice Ganda)!
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00:30I don't want to be seen.
00:32You're wearing shades.
00:34I don't need shades.
00:36You look like a really good dancer.
00:38Okay, music.
00:40Music.
00:42Hey, hey, hey.
00:44Oh.
00:46Oh.
00:48Oh.
00:50Hey.
00:52Hey.
00:54Hey.
00:56Stop.
00:58Oh.
01:00Hostage taker.
01:02Yes.
01:04Hostage taker.
01:06We're dancers.
01:08They're dancing.
01:10I look like a botanist.
01:12Botanist.
01:14Isn't this what they put on the head of a botanist?
01:16Super Latina will look at
01:18Super Latina Paner
01:20and suddenly she'll speak in Spanish.
01:22Read.
01:24Read.
01:28Super Latina.
01:32Super Latina.
01:34Paner.
01:36Paner.
01:42Amo.
01:44Amo mucho.
01:46Amor.
01:48She's applying.
01:52She's applying.
01:54Te amo.
01:56Te amo.
01:58Mucho.
02:00Mucho.
02:02Te amor.
02:04Me amor.
02:06Me amoy.
02:08Me amoy.
02:10Me amoy.
02:12Me amoy.
02:14Super Latina won't be happy.
02:16So she'll use
02:18her power
02:20to have a beauty rest.
02:22I'm okay. I'm happy.
02:24She answered.
02:26What happened
02:28to your hair?
02:30What happened to you?
02:32Here.
02:34This is for you.
02:36Oh my God. Look at that face.
02:38Oh my God.
02:40This is for our barangay.
02:42This is how beautiful it is.
02:44This is how perfect it is.
02:46Perfect.
02:48Perfect.
02:50Perfect.
02:52Right?
02:54But she might say who is more beautiful
02:56than the two of you.
02:58Who is more beautiful than us?
03:00You said I'm your Me Amoy.
03:02Prepare yourself to be hurt.
03:04Okay.
03:06Wolverine.
03:08Wolverine.
03:10Wolverine.
03:12You fooled us. I thought you're Tina.
03:14Tina Turner.
03:16Tina Turner.
03:18Golden.
03:20Golden.
03:22Golden.
03:24Who is more beautiful than the two of us?
03:26You.
03:28Your face is so thick.
03:32It's time to say goodbye to her.
03:34Say,
03:36this is our last kiss.
03:38Goodbye.
03:40Goodbye.
03:46Goodbye. This is our last kiss.
03:48This is our first kiss.
03:50Say,
03:52this is our last kiss.
03:54What is that?
03:56What is that?
03:58What is your nationality?
04:00What is that?
04:02Come closer.
04:04Face to face.
04:06Forgive me.
04:08This is it.
04:10Our last kiss.
04:14Our last kiss.
04:16Kiss.
04:18This is our last kiss?
04:20Yes.
04:22Are you sure about your decision?
04:24Do you want to kiss me?
04:28Why don't you want to?
04:30Kiss.
04:32They're going to kiss.
04:34They're going to kiss.
04:36They're going to kiss.
04:38They're going to kiss.
04:40You're embarrassing her.
04:44Their faces are getting closer.
04:46You just said it.
04:48You're being dictated.
04:50Their faces are getting closer.
04:52Do you want to tell me something?
04:56Nothing.
04:58She's the one who's blindfolded.
05:00Tell her to close her eyes.
05:02She's the one who's blindfolded.
05:06She's the one who's blindfolded.
05:08Take off your shades.
05:10You're not the one.
05:12Tell her to close her eyes.
05:14Do you want to tell me something?
05:16Close your eyes.
05:22Close your eyes.
05:28She doesn't want to say anything.
05:30What should I do?
05:32She doesn't want to say anything.
05:34Close your eyes.
05:36She might be with her wife up there.
05:38Do you want to tell me something?
05:44What should I say?
05:46Wait.
05:48Stop.
05:50What should I say?
05:54What do you want to say?
06:00You're beautiful.
06:02You look like my mother.
06:08What else do you want to tell me?
06:10You look like my uncle.
06:12I look like his uncle.