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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7
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00:00Me and Prancin, when I was about to leave Big Brothers,
00:03one of our fans said,
00:05Bro, you won't be able to forget this Jason.
00:07I was like, what am I going to do?
00:09He said, I'll give you a massage.
00:11I said, no, you won't be able to forget this.
00:14He said, you'll get rid of me then.
00:16I turned off my phone in case someone would call.
00:19When I got there, we were already massaged.
00:21We even chose our numbers.
00:23I was going to get an aquarium.
00:25I said, Prancin, promise me.
00:27Wait, wait, wait. I'll get an aquarium. How's that?
00:29Hey, for example, he doesn't know.
00:31You're the one who's using his operation.
00:34You know why?
00:35If your wife knows what happened to you,
00:37she'll just laugh.
00:38Sometimes, she'll look at you and say,
00:40I just remembered what you're doing.
00:42You're so stupid.
00:44That happened.
00:46That happened.
00:48He lied.
00:49That happened.
00:50I said, Prancin, we're all the same.
00:53No one will admit it.
00:54No one will admit it.
00:57After two days,
00:58I bought a TV for him.
01:00I put on slippers.
01:02One day, I couldn't contact you.
01:05I said, I'll admit it.
01:07What do you mean?
01:08I haven't admitted it for half an hour.
01:10What were you doing?
01:12I was thinking, don't admit it.
01:15That's the number one rule.
01:16My dad said, don't admit it.
01:18He's even fighting with his dad.
01:21If you're caught, don't admit it.
01:24I said, there's nothing.
01:26I'm working for us.
01:28That's how men are.
01:30I'm working for us.
01:32What are you doing?
01:34Later, Prancin said,
01:36just admit it.
01:38Just admit it.
01:40We haven't seen each other for a while.
01:42I said, love, it's just for a while.
01:47Six months, I didn't go to the gym.
01:51Let's talk about that.
01:52You're good at hiding secrets from each other.
01:55What's the bro code?
01:57Is there a rule?
01:59You don't need to say the rules.
02:03What's the basic of the bro code?
02:07Like this, just look.
02:09He knows how to talk.
02:13Did you see that?
02:14You need to understand that.
02:16Did you see that look?
02:19Are we going to talk?
02:23It didn't even take 2 seconds for the three of them to understand each other.
02:27We're like aliens.
02:29The transmitter.
02:31What do you call those old cellphones?
02:35It's just like that.
02:36There's no bluetooth.
02:38You mean to say, even if your friend is doing something wrong,
02:41the bro code means,
02:43we understand each other, don't talk.
02:45You said something earlier,
02:47when we were talking in the back,
02:49you said, Jason, gentleman's agreement.
02:55For example, your girlfriend or boyfriend,
02:57maybe you're used to fighting,
03:00but you said, bro,
03:02if there's something like that,
03:04let's say you saw someone calling you on the phone,
03:07you say, Jason, I'm here with my wife.
03:10He said, you're with your wife?
03:12I said, we're swimming, maybe...
03:16I won't say the name,
03:18I might name drop again.
03:20He said, how are you?
03:22He's on video, right?
03:23He said, how are you?
03:24He's showing his wife.
03:26It's like a story.
03:29He said, let's play basketball.
03:31He doesn't want to get caught.
03:35We don't tolerate it.
03:38You don't tolerate it.
03:40You just don't want to.
03:42That's life.
03:43But when I got older,
03:45I was like, bro, you're getting deeper.
03:48When you mature,
03:50you're more concerned for your family.
03:53Because his family and his son,
03:55they're like your family.
03:57You don't want to get hurt.
03:59You empathize with his family.
04:02Even if we don't tell him
04:05where he's wrong,
04:07but it depends on how deep it is.
04:09If it's too deep,
04:10you'll guilt trip your friend.
04:12I'll see how deep it is.
04:14For example,
04:15you want to do something wrong.
04:17We know it's wrong.
04:18This is the only thing I notice.
04:20He'll say,
04:21maybe we'll get caught.
04:23Like that.
04:24Maybe we'll get caught.
04:26Are you sure about that?
04:28That's hard.
04:30Where are we?
04:35After the concert,
04:37where are we?
04:38Where are we?
04:39Are we still in Skarte?
04:40Let's not go home.
04:41Let's just do a drive-thru.
04:44That's how it is.
04:45That's how it is.
04:46It's not like,
04:48you know,
04:49our friend is like that.
04:51No.
04:52We won't put him there.
04:54But,
04:55we'll tell him.
04:56Yes.
04:57There's a warning.
04:58So you go directly to your friend.
05:00You won't talk to the group.
05:02No.
05:03If you tell our friend,
05:05for example,
05:06if you tell Jason,
05:07he'll fall in love.
05:08He shouldn't.
05:09Like that.
05:10Who's the closest person.
05:12And those who can accept it,
05:13who can say it,
05:15they'll get it.
05:16Because we rarely do it.
05:18That's true.
05:19So the boys,
05:20few and far apart in between,
05:22the ones who will go in.
05:24But once I did it,
05:26it means I'm serious.
05:27Let's see how serious you are.
05:30Tell me if this happened to you.
05:32And tell us.
05:33It hasn't happened yet.
05:34Wait.
05:35I don't have any life experience.
05:38Oh,
05:39the guests are so innocent.
05:41You guys are so saints in my eyes.
05:43Me?
05:44I already mentioned Francis
05:45and my dad.
05:46Don't you greet the angels?
05:48We're in the clouds right now.
05:50Okay, let's see how serious you are.
05:53The enemy of a man,
05:55if you're a group,
05:56is the enemy of everyone.
05:58Is that true?
05:59Do you do that?
06:00Is that serious?
06:01Of course, for me.
06:02What if it's the enemy of a friend?
06:04For example,
06:05you have a fight
06:06and they're already close to you.
06:08It also depends on the age, right?
06:10It depends.
06:11If you're the same age as Jason,
06:14Why are you pointing at me?
06:15Why are you pointing at us?
06:16We're the same age.
06:17I'm 99 years old.
06:18Jason is my age.
06:19I'm sorry.
06:20I'm sorry.
06:24For example,
06:25you have a fight
06:26and you're only 8 years old
06:27and you're already 46 years old.
06:29What's this?
06:30Are we supposed to respect that?
06:32Don't, bro.
06:33He's only 8 years old.
06:34He's only in grade 2.
06:35Maybe,
06:36for me,
06:37when I was a teenager,
06:39when I'm with my friends,
06:41we'll fight back.
06:43We can't hurt him, bro.
06:44We'll wait for him.
06:45We'll fight back.
06:46We'll raise him back.
06:47But now,
06:48since I was a kid,
06:49for example,
06:50I have a fight with Sef.
06:52Bro,
06:53I have a fight like this.
06:54Bro, let it go.
06:55Yes, like that.
06:56That's it.
06:57He won't tolerate it anymore.
06:58Because,
06:59first of all,
07:00there will be a big mess.
07:01There will be fights.
07:02It's also bad for our family.
07:05Now,
07:06it's like,
07:07let it go, bro.
07:08Let it go.
07:09Let's not make it worse.
07:10But,
07:11when you see your opponent,
07:13there will be a few.
07:14For example,
07:15you're my opponent.
07:16This is my friend.
07:17You fought my friend.
07:18If we talked before,
07:19now,
07:20it's not like that.
07:21It's like that.
07:22It's like there's a wall.
07:24When you see,
07:25this is the tone.
07:26Hey, bro.
07:27That's it.
07:28That's the tone.
07:29I mean,
07:30I love you.
07:31Before,
07:32when you post,
07:33I like it when you comment.
07:34Yes.
07:35Hish.
07:36Like that.
07:37Hish.
07:38What's that?
07:39How do you spell that?
07:40Hish.
07:41H-I-Y-Y-S-T
07:42Hish.
07:44Heist.
07:45Heist.
07:46That's what a heist is.
07:47Sorry.
07:48What's a heist?
07:49I don't understand.
07:50Is that what a heist is?
07:51Heist.
07:52When you're frustrated.
07:53That's it.
07:54That's it.
07:55What's that?
07:56Is that it?
07:57Heist.
08:00What's a heist?
08:01Even I don't understand.
08:02Heist.
08:03He's a man.
08:04A woman.
08:05Heist.
08:06No.
08:07We're looking at each other like,
08:09What?
08:10No.
08:11Sometimes,
08:12for example,
08:13I'm telling a story.
08:14Like this.
08:15I met her because of money.
08:18I can't understand the other one.
08:20Maybe she's trying to tell you.
08:22That's why,
08:23you won't fight with her.
08:25Just,
08:26Heist.
08:27She knows your smell.
08:28You know her smell.
08:29So, don't argue
08:30so you won't fight.
08:31Yes.
08:32Ah, you have cards.
08:34You won't be allies.
08:36You won't be friends.
08:38If you're close to her,
08:40you won't talk to her.
08:42Okay.
08:43Because she already told you the other one.
08:44So, avoid it.
08:45For men,
08:46the easiest explanation,
08:48the easiest way to understand each other,
08:51that's where we are.
08:52That's where we are.
08:53Right?
08:54That's great.
08:55For a woman, it's four hours.
08:56I'll hit you with a club in your ear
08:58and you won't stop.
08:59That's how it is.
09:00And we're not in the zone.
09:01I already went to the gym.
09:02And this conversation,
09:03that's it.
09:04That's the argument.
09:05Yes, just one.
09:06Just one.
09:07No more back and forth conversation.
09:08For you,
09:09for women,
09:10when you go window shopping,
09:11go back.
09:12Ah, go back.
09:13For men,
09:14it's okay.
09:15You'll be paid.
09:16That's the difference.
09:17Oh, that's great.
09:18I understand men.