Doctor Odyssey - Season 1 Episode 2 -
Singles Week ,
Doctor Odyssey S01E02
Singles Week ,
Doctor Odyssey S01E02
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00:00Doctor, welcome aboard the Odyssey.
00:03You must be my nurses.
00:04We are the ship's nurses.
00:06This ship is a dream.
00:08So it'll be your job to keep everyone alive.
00:10I'm king of the world!
00:13Man overboard.
00:15Come on!
00:17We got him!
00:18Thank God.
00:20I have a secret.
00:21Is it that you're in love with Avery?
00:27Please don't tell the captain.
00:28Yeah, I was just about to text him.
00:31Nine.
00:34Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:35Ten.
00:36205, bro.
00:38That's insane.
00:39Yeah, you want the same?
00:41Give me 40 more.
00:43You know, I still haven't decided what I'm going to do.
00:46About what you did with Avery.
00:48You broke the code.
00:50Bro code? Seriously?
00:52That's the code of conduct, Maxwell Bankman.
00:54Page 83, section A.
00:56Prohibiting intimate relationships between supervisors and subordinates.
00:59You know, it's grounds for termination.
01:01You've been a very bad boy.
01:05I got it again!
01:06I had a hemorrhoid pop.
01:07You okay?
01:08It won't happen again.
01:11Scout's on it.
01:12So don't turn me in.
01:16However, what we really need to talk about
01:19is this obsession that you have with Avery.
01:21Well, that's what I plan on dealing with this week.
01:23You know what they say, the best way to get over one person is...
01:27Therapy.
01:28Get underneath someone else.
01:30Singles week, Max.
01:32Strap in.
01:41No, no, no!
01:43Damn it!
01:45I'm so sorry, I can't find my phone.
01:47Could I, uh, could I use yours to call it?
01:49No, yeah, of course. Here.
01:53Yeah.
01:58I swear, I am not high.
02:01Would you look at that, look at that.
02:02Thank you, thank you so much.
02:15Oh, God.
02:16It's like a pilgrimage to a Mecca for the chronically insecure.
02:20I don't know, going on a week-long cruise all by yourself?
02:22I think that takes brass balls.
02:24Well, they're not all so bad.
02:29No, absolutely not.
02:31You are both cardboard cutouts with erections.
02:34I can live with that.
02:49You made it.
02:50I don't know how I let you talk me into this.
02:52A single squeeze, I'm having heart palpitations.
02:56It's called being excited.
02:58Don't worry, I will be right here the whole time, Glamma.
03:00I will be your beach bitch.
03:02Language?
03:03I don't want to hear that word this week.
03:05Glamma?
03:06Luggage?
03:07Yes, ma'am.
03:09Basal insulin, bolus insulin, and hydrocortisone cream.
03:13Check, check, and check.
03:16Hey, I need you to do me a favor.
03:18The singles week eventually warms up, but the first night is awkward.
03:21The captain's dinner, everyone just stands around and hugs the wall like a bunch of seventh graders at a sock hop,
03:25so he makes us take the lead.
03:28What, like dance with the guests?
03:30Not me, right? I'm a doctor.
03:32Exactly. You're a hot, young, single doctor.
03:34So, especially you.
03:35But I have a plan.
03:36We'll pair up, give her a little shimmy shake.
03:39We'll set the mood, but we won't have to engage.
03:41I can't.
03:43Tristan?
03:44Oh, what is so obvious?
03:46You would never forgive me.
03:47This crush isn't real.
03:48It's puppy love.
03:49Some unresolved mommy issues. He needs to get over it.
03:54Fine.
03:55I'll just dance with some human petri dish and get scabies and die.
03:59Speaking of which, we need more pubic lice shampoo.
04:02You really don't like singles week, do you?
04:04Bad experience?
04:05No, it's just, relationships are not my thing.
04:09I spent eight years in school with no financial help.
04:13I took two jobs to get through.
04:14Also, I could pursue this career where I dedicate myself to people.
04:17You know?
04:18Humanity at large.
04:19Eight years?
04:20You could have been a doctor.
04:21Yes, I could have been.
04:22If I had done that schooling in the right order, which I did not.
04:26Situation.
04:27Top deck.
04:28Hot tubs.
04:30Situation?
04:31What does that mean?
04:32It means bring ice packs.
04:35Stop spinning!
04:36Stop spinning!
04:56I felt that.
04:58I tasted that.
05:00Nasty, dirty little tripling girls.
05:02You want a rematch?
05:03Whistle through that gap, too, jack-o'-lantern facehead.
05:06You pirate-looking bitch!
05:09Stop it!
05:10Stop it!
05:11Stop!
05:12Hold still!
05:13Jeez.
05:15What?
05:16Are you all fighting over some man?
05:18Not some man.
05:19My man.
05:20He wanted to bring his girlfriend and his little side piece, too.
05:23I'm cool.
05:24Bring him on the cruise, I say.
05:26And then I catch this bitch trying to take off the damn condom like I wouldn't see it.
05:30It's not like you won't give him a baby.
05:32Womb like a haunted house, just dusty.
05:34Okay, okay, okay.
05:36When we fight over men, we instantly give them complete and total power over us.
05:41Look at yourselves.
05:43No man is worth this.
05:45Jeffrey is.
05:51Jeffrey is that D.
05:56You know what I'm saying?
05:57And when that D calls, you drop everything around.
06:02Amy.
06:03Okay, well, I've never had any D like that.
06:06And if you keep up this stupid fight, I'm having all three of you dropped off in Puerto del Sol.
06:10Oh, girl, you need to get you some.
06:12You know, for your health.
06:14Don't you know you're a doctor?
06:16I'm a nurse.
06:17Not a doctor.
06:18Oh.
06:19Okay.
06:20Okay.
06:38Okay, kids, you know the drill.
06:40Dance.
06:41And don't make me ask you twice.
06:44So what's the deal here?
06:45Aren't you supposed to pick somebody and make them dance with us?
06:48If you're you, yes.
06:49If you're me, we just walk right up.
06:53Oh, Jason, don't do this to yourself again.
06:56What happened last time?
06:57You can end up in a dance hall.
06:59Maybe she's coming to ask me to dance.
07:02Hi.
07:03Sorry, I'm so nervous.
07:05Everything inside me is telling me I should just go back to my cabin and scroll my phone all night.
07:09So I'm going to not do that.
07:14Do you want to dance?
07:15Uh, yes.
07:17Cool.
07:18After you.
07:23And away we go.
07:42Excuse me, miss.
07:43Would you care to dance?
07:44I'm legally obligated to ask someone to dance.
07:48Why don't you go?
07:51I'd love to.
07:52Fantastic.
08:00So, your friend.
08:03Who is definitely 100% not my grandma.
08:09I begged her to come on this trip.
08:11I just, I don't want her to regret it.
08:14I have an idea.
08:15Do you see that handsome gentleman in the white jacket over my shoulder?
08:19What do you think?
08:23What do you say, Captain?
08:25Shall we show these kids a thing or two?
08:28I would be honored.
08:46Oh, can I tell you a secret?
08:49Sure.
08:50This being single thing is very new to me.
08:54Well, you're faking it beautifully.
08:56I'm definitely the oldest single person here.
09:00And probably also the only widow.
09:05I'm sorry.
09:06Oh, he was an a-hole.
09:08Lucky for me, it makes grieving a lot easier.
09:12Well, you're in good company.
09:15You may be the only widow here, but your dance partner is the only widower, as far as I know.
09:21How long?
09:22A year ago.
09:24But unlucky for me, she was my everything.
09:30And now I'm just kind of out here adrift.
09:42That's our cue.
09:54Whoa, whoa, whoa!
09:55Kelly?
09:56Kelly?
10:04Let's start with what we can rule out.
10:06It's not cardiac arrhythmia. Her heart rate is normal.
10:09She says she's not taking any medication, so it's not an adverse reaction.
10:12It's definitely not dehydration.
10:14She doesn't go anywhere without that dumb, trendy water bottle.
10:16Sudden onset is concerning.
10:17What can come on suddenly with only one symptom?
10:19Syncope.
10:21Vasovagal syncope?
10:23Fainting as a response to an emotional trigger?
10:25You think she swooned over you?
10:26It's not unheard of.
10:29In fact, I really hope you're right.
10:32Why?
10:33Because if not, she may only have a 30% chance of surviving the next 48 hours.
10:37Aortic dissection.
10:41What's going on? What are you doing?
10:43We're giving you a transesophageal echocardiogram to get a clearer picture of your heart and see what's going on.
10:47I'm about to turn you, okay?
10:48What? But what do you think it is?
10:50Possibly an aortic dissection, a small tear in the aorta.
10:52It will come on quickly and syncope would be one of the first symptoms.
10:55This is a light sedative.
10:56Kelly?
10:57Hey.
10:58You're gonna be okay.
11:00Open your mouth. This spray is a local anesthetic. It's going to numb your throat and your esophagus.
11:04Wait, wait, wait. I have to be awake for this?
11:06No, no, no, no, no. Can't you just, like, put me completely under?
11:08Unfortunately, you cannot.
11:10No, can't I? I need to call my friend.
11:12It's imperative that we do this procedure immediately.
11:14No, I'm okay. I'm okay.
11:15Kelly.
11:16I know, I know, but I'm right here and I'm not going anywhere.
11:18Yeah?
11:19I won't lie, this is gonna suck, but for a really short amount of time.
11:22And then it's gonna be over and we're gonna figure it all out, okay?
11:25You can do this. You're amazing. Let's go.
11:28Kelly.
11:34It's okay. You can do this. You're gonna do this. It's okay.
11:38You can do this, Kelly.
11:39Oh, I'm going to pour?
11:40You can do this. Hey, it's okay.
11:44It's okay. We're so close.
11:47Come on.
11:49She's hypotensive. Heart rate dropping. Forty-six.
11:51She's in vision. Get the probe out now.
11:54Kelly, come on. Stay with me now.
11:57Come on, Kelly.
11:59Stay with me, Kelly.
12:01Come on, Kelly.
12:04Charging.
12:05Charging.
12:06Charge. Clear.
12:09So you still don't know what's wrong with me then?
12:11No, but we do know that you don't have a hole in your heart.
12:16We got one picture and it was enough.
12:18Structurally, your heart and your aorta are healthy.
12:21So we're back to square one?
12:23No. Not square one. We just eliminated the worst-case scenario.
12:31We will figure this out.
12:36I promise.
12:51What's up?
13:11Hey, ladies.
13:15Hello.
13:17Hello.
13:19Hello.
13:24Hey.
13:26What's up?
13:27You are aware that this is not a swingers' cruise, right?
13:31More like a bathhouse.
13:32It's singles, we call me. Anything goes.
13:35Hey, you're the new doc, right?
13:37Yep. Well, I got you here.
13:40I got this thing on my stomach.
13:44Hard to say.
13:45Could be eczema.
13:46How sweet.
13:47That's harmless, right? Eczema?
13:48Yeah. Why don't you come downstairs and I'll take a look at it.
13:51Nope. Can't do. I got prior obligations.
13:54Okay. Well, at least let me get you some condoms.
13:57Oh, no. Never use them. Latex. Horrible for the environment.
14:00You'd be shocked how many turtles choke on those things.
14:18Am I late?
14:19No. You're right on time.
14:24Well, what do you think? Overkill?
14:26Too much for a sunset dinner?
14:28It's wonderful.
14:37Champagne?
14:40I'm not drunk.
14:42I'm not drunk.
14:43Champagne?
14:46I'm not kidding.
14:48I think for a long time I felt it was just too late for me to do anything exciting or different.
14:57But then my husband passed away and it was a wake-up call.
15:01It's only too late when you're dead.
15:04Till then, carpe diem.
15:07Seize the day.
15:08Right?
15:09Well, the adventure life seems to suit you.
15:11I agree.
15:12What is it they say about oysters?
15:15Hold on. You're dribbling.
15:28You're flushed.
15:30I think the oysters were doing their job, Captain.
15:40Are you okay?
15:42What's happening? Robert? Robert!
15:46Everything points to a heart attack.
15:48Well, now you've said enough.
15:51Shoot.
15:53Catheter has reached the heart.
15:55Contrast going in.
16:03So weird. He has all the symptoms of a heart attack, but the EKG was normal and the angiogram showed no blockage.
16:09Heart attack, but without the heart attack part.
16:11Maybe the angiography missed something.
16:13When we get his blood test back, notice troponin levels.
16:15If they're elevated, it's almost certainly a heart attack, but if not...
16:19Sorry.
16:21Hey, Avery.
16:23I'm Spencer Monroe, First Officer, Captain Second in Command.
16:26How's he doing?
16:27Stable. Resting now. We're running some more tests.
16:29How long is he going to be out for?
16:31A bit.
16:33What is it, Spencer?
16:36He just showed up on our screen, 150 nautical miles, maybe seven or eight hours away.
16:40Whatever it is, it's equipped with a radar reflector.
16:42That's how we were able to pick it up at a distance.
16:44Might just be debris, a rogue buoy, but it could be a life raft.
16:49If we're going to divert, we have to do it now, but I need the Captain to make the call.
16:52Who makes the call when the Captain's out of commission?
16:54Me. Just never had to do anything like this before.
16:58In my job, if you have the ability to help, you have the responsibility to help.
17:02Even if it's a Hail Mary.
17:07Let's get that raft.
17:10Okay.
17:40You want to tell me why the hell I'm not seeing Huatuco, Mexico, out at the port side?
17:45Well, I'll tell you how I know.
17:47It's because I'm looking out at the port side, and all I see is ocean.
17:50I want a full briefing, an engine report, and a double espresso waiting.
18:11Report.
18:12Captain, we picked up a distress beacon and a ping on sonar and altered course.
18:15They're now 10 nautical miles ahead. We're doing 18 knots.
18:18Increase the speed to 25 knots. I want to cut the intercept time by seven minutes.
18:22Yes, sir. Rescue boats are ready to launch. We radioed any other vessels in the vicinity and shore.
18:26Launch them at five miles out. They can get there quicker, and then we slow.
18:29Yes, sir.
18:30Doctor, I want you out there with me on the first rescue boat.
18:34Captain, I can't have you out there with us. I need you to stay with the ship.
18:41Doctor's orders.
18:43Understood.
18:45Tristan and I will go with the rescue team. Avery, prep for dialysis in case there's kidney damage.
18:49Also ready a hypotonic drip.
18:50On it.
19:11No!
19:13No!
19:41Oh, dear.
19:43Oh, dear.
19:56There. Right there.
20:04Let's go.
20:06Okay. Hi. My name is Tristan. You're safe. You're going to be okay, all right?
20:11I just need to check your pulse.
20:15Hang on.
20:18Okay.
20:21We have to get her back to the ship now.
20:23Diagnosis?
20:24Patient is suffering gastroenteritis, probably from saltwater exposure. Severe heat stroke and dehydration.
20:29Get an IV in her now.
20:30On it.
20:31Avery, get her hooked up.
20:32Avery, get her hooked up.
20:33V5W, slow infusion.
20:37We need to correct this carefully.
20:39Okay.
20:43You're welcome.
20:45IV is ready for administration with slow drip rate as instructed.
20:53Okay.
20:59I think we're good.
21:03She's crashing.
21:04Defib now.
21:06Come on.
21:07200 joules. I'm not sure if that's enough.
21:16Clear.
21:19No pulse.
21:20Soaring to 300.
21:24Clear.
21:33I have a pulse.
21:36I'll adjust the drip rate and keep an eye on her electrolytes.
21:38How did she crash like that? The hyponatremia?
21:41It's a combination of factors. The hyponatremia is a risk given her condition.
21:45It can strain the heart.
21:46But she's also severely dehydrated, which means that her blood volume is critically low.
21:49It's a balancing act.
21:50Trying to hydrate her while not overwhelming her system.
22:03We're becoming some kind of team, huh?
22:07We left Venezuela when there was nothing there for us anymore.
22:11No money.
22:13Just me taking care of as much as I could for our family.
22:18I end up in Bochapas.
22:21I get work in the only work I could.
22:25On, uh...
22:31Fishing boat. You worked on a fishing boat?
22:33Yeah.
22:35What happened?
22:40The fire started in the engine.
22:44I make it out on the raft.
22:46Manuel, he worked on the boat too.
22:50We were going to be married.
22:55Out there, all those days, I think nobody is looking for me.
23:03If Manuel is gone, no one is waiting for me to come home.
23:11I am alone.
23:18And then a miracle.
23:25You're going to be okay.
23:49Lurking?
23:51Lurking?
23:53You know I'm my patient.
23:57I've been thinking about your theory about Kelly.
23:59A vasovagal syncope fainting is a response to an emotional trigger.
24:02Like those girls who'd pass out when they saw Elvis, that sort of thing.
24:05As loath as I am to liken you to the king of rock and roll, yes, I think you're right.
24:10It's the only thing that fits.
24:11I'm going to set her up with an electrophysiologist when we get back to port.
24:15You want to call a truce?
24:17No more fighting over girls.
24:20Regressive? Reductive?
24:22Both.
24:24I would love to call a truce.
24:26Because if we keep on playing this out, there's only one end.
24:29We become that guy.
24:31Oh, I just threw up in my mouth.
24:33Nobody wants to be that guy.
24:35That guy sucks.
24:36Yeah, and that guy doesn't get the girl.
24:44That's awful.
24:49No, no, Tristan.
24:57You know, a lot of people think I juice.
25:00But it's all natural, babe.
25:02You know what? I need to go.
25:04What? And not get a piece of this?
25:07What is that?
25:09Oh, uh...
25:11Eczema, probably.
25:13I'm serious.
25:16Eczema, probably.
25:18I'm serious, though. I don't take anything.
25:20Body is a shrine. No ibuprofen, nothing.
25:22I mean, Adderall, sure. And diuretics.
25:24But that's only when I'm going to Shredsville.
25:26Wait.
25:28I need to go.
25:30Sorry. And you need penicillin.
25:32That is not eczema.
25:37Avery. Okay, you cannot...
25:39Please.
25:40I know what's wrong with Kelly. We need to find her.
25:43Kelly, we know you didn't tell us the whole truth.
25:46When Tristan did your intake, he asked if you had taken any medications.
25:49I'm not taking anything.
25:51What's in that?
25:53I saw you shaking it.
25:56It's just... It's the health powder.
25:58With thiazide in it?
26:03It's a diuretic. I didn't think that it mattered.
26:06Thiazide. Makes you drop pounds like crazy. I know.
26:09It also interrupts electrical signals to your heart,
26:11which can cause you to pass out.
26:13It can even cause your heart to stop. It's really dangerous stuff.
26:16So am I supposed to be for the week?
26:18I spent so much money on this trip.
26:20I have to look...
26:22I have to look pretty in a swimsuit.
26:25I sound so vapid. I know.
26:27It's okay.
26:29But I'm going to need you to come with us.
26:31I'm going to put you on a drip of potassium and electrolytes
26:33until your level's even up.
26:35You're going to be all right, Kelly.
26:39You're going to be okay.
27:10Hey, Aves.
27:12Um, Aves, you were a genius back there.
27:16I mean, that was crazy, that diagnosis. Seriously.
27:21Too bad it doesn't matter.
27:23Of course it matters. How can you say that?
27:26Hey.
27:30When she was...
27:32talking...
27:34and Lisa...
27:36talking...
27:38and Lisa...
27:40about being on raft...
27:42I saw it all so clearly.
27:45Myself.
27:47My life.
27:49I've given up everything good.
27:51Everything that matters.
27:53Relationships.
27:55Family.
27:57All for this job.
27:59But at the end of the day...
28:03I'm alone.
28:05Adrift.
28:09With nothing to show for it.
28:14I'm never going to be a doctor.
28:16Hey.
28:17You know?
28:18This is all there is for me.
28:20Pumping people's stomachs when they eat too much shrimp
28:23and flings with loser douchebags on singles cruises.
28:31That's it.
28:34Forever.
28:36You're wrong, Aves.
28:41Even if this is all there is...
28:46it still matters.
28:50Because you matter.
28:58You matter to me.
29:03You matter to me.
29:34Honey.
29:43What's up?
29:45Oh, guys.
29:47A couple things now.
30:00Really, big man?
30:02Again?
30:03So one line, we're good.
30:04And two lines, syphilis.
30:06But it could be other things, right?
30:08Yeah, sure.
30:09It could be measles, rubella, scabies, Lyme disease.
30:12And it's not.
30:13Dammit.
30:14Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
30:16Okay.
30:17I'm going to give you an antibiotic.
30:19I will also need a list of everybody that you've been with
30:21since you got on the ship.
30:23We contact the partners for you.
30:25Anonymously.
30:27Got to protect that reputation.
30:29Yeah, I'm going to need more paper.
30:36Go ahead, say it.
30:38I'm a man-whore.
30:41That's not really a diagnosis I'm qualified to make.
30:44But look, we all have our things.
30:47Those holes inside of us that we're trying to fill.
30:49Some people use booze.
30:51I use triathlons and work.
30:53You use sex.
30:54But eventually, you're going to find that you are the hole.
30:57And then you're going to have to crawl all the way up out of yourself
31:00just to be sane.
31:02And to grow up a little bit.
31:04So focus on the donut, not the hole, as my father used to say.
31:07Is the hole like a hole in a sexual sense?
31:11Hello?
31:25No, no hot tubs for a little while.
31:28Sure, whenever you're done with your massage.
31:35You're not going to believe this.
31:38Okay, we'll see you soon.
31:41Hello?
31:55We're here all day.
32:06I'm going to need that finger.
32:08Oh, right.
32:12I forget about that woman every day.
32:15Yeah?
32:17We were invincible.
32:19We thought.
32:23In fact, her and the cancer, heart attacks.
32:29Okay.
32:31What do you got?
32:33Lay it on me. Both barrels.
32:35Well, when you first collapsed, you had all the symptoms of a heart attack except one.
32:38No coronary blockage, which means no heart attack.
32:41That's the good news.
32:43But it still begs the question, what did happen?
32:45And I think I found the answer.
32:47Stress cardiomyopathy.
32:49Better known as broken heart syndrome.
32:51Come on.
32:55What kind of medical journal did you get that out of?
32:58A Danielle Steele novel?
33:00I know it sounds made up,
33:02but unfortunately the condition is quite real and quite serious.
33:05It mimics heart attack and is triggered by emotional stress.
33:08Sometimes, actually often, brought on by the loss of a loved one.
33:16She was the love of my life.
33:22I miss her so much, it hurts.
33:24I can tell.
33:26So tell me, doc, how do we treat this broken heart?
33:29Existential answer, I have no idea.
33:32Medical answer, I'm going to put you on ACE inhibitors to bring down your blood pressure
33:35and I'm going to order you to take it very, very easy.
33:39Okay.
33:41So you're saying that in order to keep living,
33:45I've got to stop living my life.
33:47You know what the worst thing for our health is?
33:49Being alive.
33:51Life comes with risks, there's no way around it.
33:54We've just got to keep on moving forward.
33:57Thank you, doc.
34:00That's exactly what I'm going to do.
34:03Full steam ahead.
34:05Maybe three quarters steam ahead for a little while.
34:14Hi.
34:16Just checking in.
34:18You doing okay?
34:20And you?
34:22Are you okay?
34:24Yeah.
34:26Do you want to come sit?
34:30Sure.
34:32I can't let you do that, Victor.
34:38I can't let you give up.
34:43You don't know what you're going to do.
34:45You don't know what's going to happen.
34:47You don't know when you're going to die.
34:49Nobody does.
34:53Sorry.
34:54It's okay.
34:57He must have been so scared.
35:00I can only imagine what it was like to be out there all alone.
35:07Doubting every choice you made.
35:10You must miss him so much.
35:14Manuel, I'm sorry.
35:16Yes, I do.
35:19But at least I had him.
35:22True love.
35:24I found that.
35:28Which is more than most people can say.
35:34Especially on this ship.
35:36During singles week.
35:40I remember how young I was when this song came out.
35:44Yeah, I was in the Navy.
35:47I was looking to make Admiral.
35:50I remember being far out at sea and I'd hear these love songs come across the radio.
35:55And I would feel like I was in a movie.
35:58I remember being in the Navy.
36:00And I was looking to make Admiral.
36:03I remember being far out at sea and I'd hear these love songs come across the radio.
36:08And I would feel like my life before me was just a big adventure.
36:14Yeah?
36:15Less adventures and a couple more naps.
36:18I love naps.
36:20Oh, yeah?
36:28Why don't we get out of this cheap gin joint and go get a road?
36:33My road.
36:35I thought you'd never ask, Admiral.
36:40You know, I can't promise you much more than a little fun and a good roll in the hay.
36:46Because you're married to the sea?
36:48Yeah, something like that.
36:50Captain.
36:51Ma'am.
36:52A man in life ring was just found floating off of Puerto Escondido.
36:55It's our rescuer's fiance.
36:57He's alive.
36:58Well, I'll be damned.
37:00Someone's adventure is going to have a happy ending.
37:04Let's make it two.
37:06What'll it be, boys?
37:07A ranch water, you know?
37:08Tequila, lime juice and Topo Chico, sure.
37:11And for you, Doctor?
37:12I will have a very dry martini, vigorously shaken, with three olives.
37:16Why do I?
37:17Vigorously shaken.
37:18You're so weird sometimes.
37:20You know that?
37:21I was going for Bond.
37:22No.
37:23I'll work on it.
37:25You talk to Avery?
37:26She's had such a hard week.
37:27I feel bad for her.
37:28I don't know what to do.
37:30Us not fighting over her might be one thing.
37:32That might help.
37:35No one likes a cat.
37:37Ooh, cat.
37:38Now that is Bond.
37:43I do have one other idea.
37:46Booty pads, compression socks, female urinal wipes, absorbent pads, glue, disposable underpads,
37:52long maxi pants, mineral coverage face masks, no neck, mineral coverage face masks, full neck.
37:59Is there something I should know?
38:00You really don't read the schedules, do you?
38:02It's plastic surgery week.
38:03Why?
38:04People come for a post-op cruise, a little R&R while they recover from their facelifts
38:08and their tummy tucks and their butt lifts?
38:10That's the idea.
38:11Yeah.
38:12Well, I think that's fabulous.
38:13By the way, good news for syphilis Sam.
38:16We've seen a positive response to the penicillin.
38:18Our PR titers have decreased significantly, so he's going to be fine.
38:22Fine to go on doing what he does, spreading joy.
38:25But hopefully not the clap.
38:28So, Avery, I've been reading up about this little cruise line of ours,
38:32and they have all of these higher education full-ride scholarships.
38:36Uh-huh. And?
38:37And I spoke to the captain, and if you wanted, if you decided that you would like to be an M.D.,
38:42he will support you for a full scholarship.
38:44And if you are selected, the company just asks that you give them three years off to your residency
38:51as the ship's doctor.
38:54How did I not know this?
38:55Always look for the secret door.
38:57This place has one.
38:59What?
39:05Hey, you know what's more good news?
39:08Annalise's fiancé, they found him.
39:11Yeah.
39:12No, no way. Really?
39:13He's going to be there when we dock.
39:15Maybe you should go tell her.
39:24Wow.
39:27Wow.
39:57Wow.
40:04You crying, dude?
40:05Yes.
40:06Behind these movie star glasses, I am crying.
40:09I love Singles Week.
40:11I thought you hated it.
40:12What's to hate about a couple of fairytale endings?
40:15Hers. And mine.
40:17Now I'm glommering.
40:23See you next year.
40:24I was thinking maybe next time I would try a monastery.
40:27No, leave those nuns alone.
40:29Blood test again in six weeks. Don't forget.
40:33Oh, wow.
40:34Wait up, ladies.
40:41Thank you all for being so brilliant and saving my life.
40:45So don't put me in your file under dumb next.
40:49I'm usually pretty smart.
40:50I know.
40:51I loved our time together.
40:54Yeah.
41:00Yeah.
41:01Still got it.
41:24And they're gone.
41:37Okay, can we please go somewhere on land with beers and oysters and no emergencies?
41:41Oh, I know just the spot.
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