Georgie and Mandys First Marriage S01 E08
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00:00You know, now that Cece's starting to walk, we should think about baby-proofing this place.
00:08We didn't baby-proof the house for you or your brother, and you both lived.
00:12Have you forgotten that Connor stuck a butter knife in an outlet?
00:17And he lived.
00:18Your point?
00:19Might explain the way he is.
00:23You mean my electric personality?
00:25Hey.
00:26Hey.
00:27Brought dinner.
00:28Ooh.
00:29Meat lovers.
00:30What's the occasion?
00:31Well, thanks to your husband, we're handling all the auto business for the high school.
00:35I'm bringing home the bacon and the sausage and the pepperoni.
00:39All of their tires, huh?
00:42I'm impressed.
00:43Butt.
00:44No butts.
00:45Way to go.
00:46Still feels like there's a butt coming.
00:47You feel it?
00:48I feel it, too.
00:49You two are impossible.
00:50See?
00:51That feels better.
00:52Got a pretty hefty commission check coming your way.
00:53We sure do.
00:54You mean my ginormous credit card debt?
00:55I was trying to be nice.
00:56Try harder.
00:57Your ginormous credit card debt does not diminish my love for you.
00:58That is nicer.
00:59I was thinking, how about we take some of my commission and go have a fancy dinner somewhere?
01:00No, that's okay.
01:01We don't have to.
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01:52is and I'm losing. You want me to earn less? Look, I went to college. I have a
01:59Bachelor of Arts degree in communications. I should be making more
02:01than you. Well, what's stopping you?
02:05Oh, come on. Put that diploma to use. Talk to me.
02:35Can I get you anything else? Tea's fine.
02:55You sure? Slice of pie? What kind of pie you got?
02:59Apple, pecan, lemon meringue. Nah, I get my pie from the Waffle House.
03:07Right. I could use some more hot water.
03:22Can I get you another tea bag? You gonna charge me for it? Yes.
03:28Water's fine. You charge for lemon? No.
03:42Thank you. You know, I went to college.
03:56We'll be back with more of today's hits right after this. Do you feel like your
04:02potential isn't being maximized? Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
04:06Could you use some extra money? There's a bear crap in the woods.
04:10Would you like to be your own boss? I don't care. Just say how to do it.
04:17So, it's basically selling vitamins and diet shakes and health bars and I can
04:22make my own schedule so I can keep my job at the diner and I can still be here
04:25for Cece. Have you ever worked in sales?
04:28No, but how hard can it be selling diet stuff to Texans? Everybody's chunky.
04:34Okay. When do you start? Well, here's the thing.
04:37You know that old saying, you gotta spend money to make money?
04:42Uh-huh. Well, there you go.
04:45How much? Well, obviously I'd make it back real fast.
04:49How much? And keep in mind, sales is all about
04:52communication and what do I have a degree in.
04:55Are you gonna tell me or not? It's $1,200.
05:00That's my whole commission from the school account.
05:02Meant to be, huh? Just so I'm clear, are you competing with
05:07me or are we on the same team? How can you even ask that? Of course we're
05:10on the same team. Okay, let's do it.
05:13Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. Just a word of warning, sales is not as
05:16easy as you think. It's not? I just got you to fork over
05:20$1,200. God, I am so turned on right now.
05:33Hi, I'm Mandy McAllister. I'm the nouveau trim sales rep in this area.
05:37I just wanted to introduce myself and see if you had a few minutes to hear
05:40about our exciting products. How'd you get in this building?
05:44Oh, well, I waited till somebody was coming out of the...
05:57Hi, I'm Mandy McAllister. I'm the nouveau trim sales rep in this area.
06:01I just wrapped things up with your neighbor and she... Which neighbor?
06:04Well, right next door. Joan gave you money, she owes me money.
06:08Well, I don't really know about... Jo!
06:11Joan!
06:13Why you buying crap from this bimbo when you owe me for the lotto tickets?
06:17I know you're in there. Joan!
06:23Hi, I'm Mandy McAllister. I'm the nouveau trim sales rep in the...
06:28Hi, I'm Mandy McAllister.
06:32Hi, I'm Mandy McAll...
06:37I didn't even say anything!
06:42Hey. Hey.
06:44Can I make you a plate? Sure.
06:50So, how'd it go?
06:54Great. Just great.
06:56It's important to keep in mind selling is like an art.
06:59It takes time to learn that...
07:02Somebody else talk.
07:05Yeah, when I was young, I tried selling door to door. It was rough.
07:10Yeah? How young?
07:12Oh, real young. Sixteen.
07:15So, three years ago?
07:17That's a big chunk of my life.
07:20The point is, is I got better.
07:22Good for you.
07:24I'll see you while you stop talking.
07:27Relax, okay? I'm not mad at you.
07:29Great. So, you gonna pack it in?
07:32Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
07:34No, we'd be out 1200 bucks.
07:36You'd be out 1200 bucks?
07:38I thought we were on the same team.
07:40We are.
07:41You spent 1200 dollars to sell diet food to Texans?
07:47Georgie thought it was a good idea.
07:49I was trying to be supportive.
07:51So, you were lying?
07:52I was supporting.
07:56Okay, no sense throwing blame around.
07:59So, if you're not gonna quit, what's the plan?
08:02Well, door to door's a waste of time.
08:05I need to set up some place people come to me.
08:08Maybe in front of a grocery store or something.
08:11A lot of foot traffic.
08:12People feeling guilty about junk food. That's smart.
08:14Yeah, that's why I said it.
08:17Go team.
08:22I was thinking maybe we should buy some of Mandy's diet crap.
08:25You know, get her started.
08:26Really?
08:28Have you forgotten the Girl Scout cookies?
08:30The crying, the tantrums?
08:32Daddy, nobody buys my cookies.
08:37She ended up selling a bunch.
08:39To you.
08:41Oh, like you don't enjoy a thin mint out of the freezer.
08:45She's not a little girl anymore. You can't keep coddling her.
08:49You call Connor, what's the difference?
08:51He's a late bloomer.
08:53He's 26.
08:56He bloomed.
08:58This is the bloom.
09:01You know very well he requires a little extra love.
09:04He requires a swift kick in the ass.
09:07You don't mean that.
09:09You could at least make him chip in around the house.
09:11You know, maybe do his own laundry.
09:13That seems fair.
09:15Really?
09:17Yeah.
09:19What?
09:21I wasn't prepared to win an argument.
09:25You want to tell him?
09:27I kind of do.
09:28Go for it.
09:33Hey, just so we're clear, I'm going to tell him we agreed on this.
09:36I don't want him coming to you and playing us against each other.
09:38Smart.
09:42What if he gives me a hard time?
09:44Then he will have dirty clothes.
09:47Consequences.
09:49That's good.
09:52Hi, would you like to sample one of our delicious diet shakes or nutrition bars?
09:57Okay, maybe on the way out.
10:00Hi ma'am, would you like to sample one of our delicious diet shakes?
10:03Not that I think you're fat.
10:05Because I don't.
10:08Hey.
10:10Hey, what are you doing here?
10:12I just wanted to come check in on my favorite sales lady.
10:14How's it going?
10:16Good. Passing out samples.
10:18Getting people excited about the product.
10:20Oh, excuse me, may I interest you in a free sample of a...
10:24I'm a person, I have feelings!
10:29Hey, maybe instead of just launching right into your sales pitch,
10:31you try to find something personal you can connect about.
10:34I got this, Georgie.
10:37Watch this.
10:39Buckham Horns.
10:40Hell yeah.
10:41That game against A&M, they got robbed.
10:43100%.
10:45What's all this?
10:46A scientifically designed diet system.
10:48A scientifically designed diet system.
10:50Here, try one.
10:52Not only tastes great, it's developed by doctors to help you drop weight jiffy quick.
10:57I could probably lose a few.
10:59How much?
11:00Normally $15, but we're having a special, two for $20.
11:03Well then give me two.
11:08Get ready to wear smaller clothes, my friend.
11:11See you at the beach.
11:14Look at that, your first sale.
11:19How's it going?
11:20Fine.
11:23You know how to use the fabric softeners and what not?
11:27There's instructions on the bottle.
11:29Right.
11:31Good for you.
11:34So all these years your mother did your laundry,
11:36you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself?
11:38Yes.
11:41Why didn't you ever do it?
11:43I don't know.
11:46Why didn't you ever do it?
11:48No one asked me.
11:52So if I asked you to clean the bathroom, do the dishes, take out the garbage, you would?
11:57Yes.
12:01Okay.
12:02Well then, do those things.
12:06Okay.
12:12This is crazy.
12:16Oh, come on, you were right there.
12:19Yeah, watching you do it for me.
12:21I was just trying to help.
12:22Well, I didn't ask for your help.
12:23What's going on?
12:25My husband thinks I'm an idiot.
12:26No, I don't.
12:27You just think I suck at sales.
12:29Which don't make you an idiot.
12:31He's right.
12:32Which don't.
12:35Mandy, selling is in my blood, it's what I do.
12:37Why can't you just let me help you?
12:39Because I wanted to do it on my own.
12:41That's just crazy.
12:42If I was trying to be a waitress in a diner, I'd ask you for help.
12:46Now see that right there?
12:47That is what an idiot sounds like.
12:56Georgie?
12:57Miss Hutchins?
12:58You quit working at the high school?
13:00No, I do both.
13:02This one for the money, high school librarian for the glamour.
13:07What brings you by?
13:08I'm kind of looking for a book on relationships.
13:11My wife and I are having a bit of a spat.
13:13You're married?
13:15Got a baby too.
13:17Oh, you knocked her up.
13:18That makes more sense.
13:21Speaking of making sense,
13:22you got any books that explain women or marriage or whatever it is I did wrong?
13:27I have just the thing.
13:29You married?
13:31Me?
13:32Oh, I'm too busy having fun to settle down.
13:39Try this.
13:41Men are from Mars.
13:42Women are from Venus.
13:45That explains a lot.
13:47Have you read it?
13:48Several times.
13:50Did it work?
13:52Yes. My love life is fantastic.
13:54Do you want the book or not?
13:57Sure.
14:00I'm young and married.
14:01You're old and alone.
14:02It's funny how things work out.
14:06Hilarious.
14:12Did you put the dishes away?
14:14Connor did.
14:15Oh.
14:20Don't forget tomorrow's garbage day.
14:22Connor took the cans down.
14:25Oh.
14:27Good.
14:29Bathroom's clean.
14:30Attaboy!
14:33What did you say to him?
14:35I just asked.
14:38I don't know how I feel about this.
14:41What's the problem?
14:43I guess I'm just used to taking care of him.
14:46Oh.
14:47Because he's your baby boy?
14:49Yeah.
14:50Well, if it makes you feel any better, he can always take care of me.
14:53Oh, it's not the same.
14:56Brought you a fresh one, Dad.
14:57Thank you, son.
15:03It's a tough night for you, huh?
15:08She's adorable.
15:10Oh, thank you.
15:11Don't you love being a mom?
15:13I do.
15:14She's everything to me.
15:16But there are some days where I feel like all I am is Cece's mom.
15:20And that is not enough.
15:22I have more to offer the world than changing diapers and blending bananas.
15:26I get that.
15:28You want to know something?
15:30I just took a sales job.
15:32Not because I needed it, but because I wanted something I could call my own.
15:36And my husband, bless his dumb, redneck heart, swooped in and took it away from me.
15:41They think they can fix everything.
15:43Why don't they get us?
15:45Because they're self-centered sons of bitches.
15:47You got that right.
15:49So, what are you selling?
15:51Oh, it doesn't matter.
15:53Yes, it does.
15:54It matters very much.
15:56Oh, well, diet shakes, vitamins, nutrition bars.
16:00Well, I could probably lose a little bit of the baby weight.
16:03Oh, well, don't say that.
16:05You're beautiful.
16:07Fifteen dollars a box, two for twenty.
16:09I'll take two.
16:11Same here.
16:12I'll take eight.
16:13Okay, hang on.
16:14Let me write this down.
16:20Hello.
16:21Hey, how'd her checkup go?
16:23Great.
16:24Good.
16:25She might need glasses.
16:26More importantly, I made a ton of sales and I did it all by myself.
16:28That's amazing.
16:29You're darn right it's amazing.
16:31What's that?
16:33Men are from Mars, women are from Venus.
16:35You're kidding.
16:37It ain't really, it's just a metaphor.
16:41Yeah, I got it.
16:43Why are you reading it?
16:45Well, I'm trying to be a better husband.
16:47You'd do that for me?
16:49I'd do anything for you.
16:51I didn't think that included reading a book.
16:55Not just any book, a long-ass boring one.
16:59Yeah, well, what'd you learn?
17:01Well, in a nutshell, all you gals want is to be heard and have your feelings validated.
17:06Huh.
17:07All us gals.
17:08Sorry, all you girls.
17:11Ladies.
17:14I know it ain't chicks.
17:16Well, what about all you fellas?
17:18Well, that's interesting.
17:19Turns out men are problem solvers.
17:21We like to fix stuff.
17:23But here's where it gets tricky.
17:24Y'all don't want us to fix stuff.
17:26You just want to complain.
17:30Whew.
17:35Whatever you're feeling, I acknowledge it.
17:50Hi.
17:51I told you I don't want what you're selling.
17:53I know, and I'm not selling.
17:55I just came by to apologize.
17:57For what?
17:59Well, this is hard for me.
18:01But I was trying to prove to my husband that I'm more than just a mom.
18:05But maybe I'm kidding myself.
18:06I mean, maybe that's all I am.
18:08I had a husband like that.
18:10So you understand.
18:11I mean, no matter how hard you work, you're always the junior partner in the relationship.
18:15Second-class citizen.
18:17Exactly.
18:19Anyway, I'll leave you alone.
18:20I just wanted to tell you how sorry I am for bothering you.
18:26Hang on.
18:28Tell me about what you're selling.
18:31Oh, I'm just so glad you asked!
18:36You hired me because I noticed things that you miss.
18:38You got something?
18:40She's got something.
18:46High Potential.
18:47New episode Tuesday, 9, 10, Mountain on CTV.