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00:01:23When you've grown up, my dears, and are as old as I,
00:01:50you'll often come back on the years that roll so swiftly by, my dears, that roll so swiftly by.
00:02:07And all the many lands you will have journeyed through,
00:02:16the lands we call the best of all, the land your childhood knew, your childhood knew.
00:02:38Toyland, Toyland, little girl and boyland,
00:02:50while you dwell within it, you are ever happy then.
00:03:01Childhood's joyland, mystic merry toyland,
00:03:14once you pass its portals, you can never return again.
00:03:44Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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00:04:43♪ Boylan, Boylan, dear old girl and boylan,
00:04:54♪ while you dwell with me there,
00:04:58♪ you are never happy there.
00:05:04♪ Boylan, boylan,
00:05:10♪ this is Mary Boylan.
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00:05:16Come, children, on your way to school.
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00:05:23♪ I'm Mary Boylan.
00:05:30Good morning, Mother Goose.
00:05:32Good morning.
00:05:34Here you are, balloons, all colors of rainbow.
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00:05:40Whoo!
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00:05:45Whee!
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00:06:11Boys, boys!
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00:06:16Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:06:46go along
00:07:05Go along
00:07:09Oh, my.
00:07:10Oh, dear, dear.
00:07:13Oh, Pete.
00:07:14I'm coming, Mother.
00:07:17Oh, you children will be the death of me.
00:07:19Oh, Mother, do you really mean that?
00:07:23Of course I don't.
00:07:26Now, you run right along and tend your sheep.
00:07:31And don't go losing them again.
00:07:33I won't.
00:07:35Come on, Zippy.
00:07:36Come on, Pearlie.
00:07:37Come on, Zippy.
00:07:38Come on.
00:07:38Come on.
00:07:39Come on.
00:07:44How do you do, my dear Miss Pete?
00:07:47How do you do, Mr. Barnaby?
00:07:49And how is your charming daughter, Miss Bo Peep?
00:07:52Very well, thank you.
00:07:53Then may I be permitted to pay my respects?
00:07:57Sorry.
00:07:59But she's out tending her sheep.
00:08:04Thanks.
00:08:14Good morning, my pretty little butterfly.
00:08:18Good morning, Mr. Barnaby.
00:08:20I bring you a little bouquet, a fragrant token
00:08:23of my deep devotion.
00:08:27Thank you very much, Mr. Barnaby.
00:08:32And now I'll have to leave you, sir.
00:08:34My sheep are...
00:08:35Renee, I have long admired you, gazed with wonder
00:08:41on your sweet and maidenly virtue, marveled
00:08:44at your tender loveliness.
00:08:47In short, I'm asking you to become my wife.
00:08:53I'm sorry, Mr. Barnaby.
00:08:55And I hope you won't think me ungrateful, but...
00:08:57I'm a very rich man, my dear.
00:09:00Please.
00:09:01Think carefully, child, lest I resort to other means.
00:09:06That would be an ugly way to win a pretty wife.
00:09:09I wouldn't marry you if you were young, which you can't be.
00:09:12If you were honest, which you never were.
00:09:14And if you were about to die tomorrow,
00:09:16which is too much to hope for.
00:09:18We shall meet again, my pretty little buttercup.
00:09:21And then you will sing to a different tune.
00:09:24Meh!
00:09:25Bah!
00:09:37Fleecy!
00:09:38Curly!
00:09:44I came back to remind you that your little financial obligation...
00:09:48You mean the mortgage?
00:09:49Is due today.
00:09:50Couldn't you give me just a little more time?
00:09:53I'm sorry.
00:09:54The law must take its course.
00:09:56I shall be back shortly.
00:10:09Come, boys.
00:10:10You'll be late for work.
00:10:12We're coming.
00:10:16Good morning, Mother Pete.
00:10:18Good morning, Ollie.
00:10:20When you come on, it's almost 8 o'clock.
00:10:22It's almost 8 o'clock.
00:10:34Well, I thought I left you upstairs in the bedroom.
00:10:37You did.
00:10:38Well, how'd you get down here?
00:10:39I fell out the window.
00:10:41Good morning, Mother Pete.
00:10:42Good morning, Sanny.
00:10:43Good morning, Ollie.
00:10:44Good morning, Sanny.
00:10:45Never my good morning.
00:10:46Come on and let's go.
00:10:48Wait a minute.
00:10:49I forgot something.
00:10:50I'll be right down.
00:10:53Will you come on?
00:10:54Do you want us to be late for work?
00:10:56Don't forget your lunch, Ollie.
00:11:00Well, what's the matter, Mother Pete?
00:11:02I've got bad news for you.
00:11:04Bad news?
00:11:05I'm afraid you two boys will have to find some other place to live.
00:11:10Well, what do you mean?
00:11:12That old skinflint Barnaby holds a mortgage against this shoe.
00:11:16It's due today and I haven't got the money to pay him.
00:11:19And we'll all be turned out into the street.
00:11:23Stanley, go upstairs and get my money box.
00:11:26What?
00:11:27Go get my money box.
00:11:31Well, what are you going to do?
00:11:33I'm going to give you all of my savings
00:11:35and I'll get the rest of it from our master, the toy maker.
00:11:38No one's going to throw you out of this shoe.
00:11:41Oh, I can't let you do such a thing.
00:11:43Tut, tut, tut, tut, turut.
00:11:46One good time deserves another.
00:11:50Now smile.
00:11:53That's it.
00:11:54That's it.
00:12:12I borrowed it.
00:12:13I know you borrowed it.
00:12:15But what did you borrow it for?
00:12:17Well, you see, I had to buy some more peewees.
00:12:19I lost three of them playing with little Jack Hornet.
00:12:22Had to buy some more peewees.
00:12:27Well, don't you mind, Mother Pete.
00:12:29I'll get the full amount from the toy maker.
00:12:31Oh, you boys mustn't go into debt on my account.
00:12:34Listen, when the toy maker finds out that Barnaby's up to his old tricks again,
00:12:38he'll give me the full amount without any trouble.
00:12:41Oh, can I depend on that?
00:12:44Why, of course you can.
00:12:46Why, you know the toy maker and I are just like that.
00:12:50Aren't we, Stanley?
00:12:52Are you?
00:12:53Why, certainly.
00:12:55Which is you?
00:12:56Why, this one or...
00:12:57Never mind which is you.
00:12:58Come on and let's go.
00:12:59Goodbye.
00:13:00Goodbye.
00:13:02Don't forget your lunch.
00:13:03Goodbye.
00:13:04And don't you worry.
00:13:05No, I won't.
00:13:06Goodbye.
00:13:07I won't.
00:13:08Goodbye, boys.
00:13:10Just a moment.
00:13:11What is this peewee business you've been spending all of my money on?
00:13:15Would you like to see it?
00:13:16Why, certainly I'd like to see it.
00:13:18After all the money it's cost me, I think I'm entitled to know what it's all about.
00:13:21All right.
00:13:22Look.
00:13:35What do you think of that?
00:13:37Pimple.
00:13:38Pimple.
00:13:39That's the silliest thing I have ever seen.
00:13:42Try it.
00:13:43I don't want to try it.
00:13:45Why, can't you do it?
00:13:46Why, certainly I can.
00:13:47What do you mean, can I do it?
00:13:49Give me that stick.
00:13:50Get over there.
00:13:52It's a certainty that anything you can do, I can do.
00:13:57Uh-uh.
00:13:59What, for instance?
00:14:08Uh-uh.
00:14:38Here.
00:15:09Just a moment.
00:15:39Come on.
00:15:40We'll be late for work.
00:15:41Say, listen.
00:15:42When you get that money from the toymaker, will you borrow a little extra for me?
00:15:45What for?
00:15:46Well, I lost me peewee, and I'll have to get some more.
00:15:48Get in here, you little wimp.
00:15:50Peewee.
00:15:51Peewee.
00:16:07Good morning, master.
00:16:08What do you mean, good morning?
00:16:11You know you're half an hour late?
00:16:13If this happens again, it means instant dismissal.
00:16:16Get to work.
00:16:22Hmm.
00:16:29Say, aren't you going to ask him about the money to pay off the mortgage?
00:16:33I can't ask him now.
00:16:34Don't you see what a bad humor he's in?
00:16:36Well, if we don't get that money, Mother Peep's going to be turned out of her shoe,
00:16:40and she won't have any place to sleep.
00:16:42We can't let her do that.
00:16:44Why, if I ask him now, he'd jump right down my throat.
00:16:49I thought you and he were just like that.
00:16:52We are.
00:16:53Well, why don't you ask him?
00:16:55Why don't you ask him?
00:16:58Well, I can't ask him.
00:16:59Why?
00:17:00Well, he and I are just like that.
00:17:02Oh, don't be silly.
00:17:05He likes you better than he does me.
00:17:08Does he?
00:17:09Yeah.
00:17:10He told me he did.
00:17:11Did he?
00:17:12Yeah.
00:17:14Oh, master.
00:17:16What?
00:17:17Ollie wants to speak to you.
00:17:20Well, what is it?
00:17:22Well, could I speak to you privately, please, sir?
00:17:25I've got a very important question I want to ask you.
00:17:28Don't bother me now.
00:17:29Can't you see that I'm busy?
00:17:30Go on with your work.
00:17:33Well, if you knew how important it was, you'd see me privately, because if you...
00:17:37Will you shut up and go on with your work?
00:17:48Fleecy!
00:17:50Fleecy!
00:17:52Wooly!
00:17:54Snowball!
00:18:17What is the matter, little Bo Peep?
00:18:32I have been careless and lost my sheep.
00:18:37Say, have you seen them Jack and Jill
00:18:43during your journey up the hill?
00:18:50They're not on the hill, Doc, nor in the wood.
00:18:55Did you meet up with them Red Riding Hood?
00:19:02Don't cry, Bo Peep, don't cry.
00:19:08To find your sheep we'll try.
00:19:13We'll seek them far, we'll seek them wide.
00:19:18We'll seek them low and high.
00:19:25Don't cry, Bo Peep, don't cry.
00:19:30To find your sheep we'll try.
00:19:35We'll seek them far, we'll seek them wide.
00:19:44We'll seek them low and high.
00:19:56No, I haven't seen them.
00:20:01Oh, Mother Goose and Miss Muffet, too,
00:20:07have my stray lambkins been seen by you?
00:20:13Better ask Curly Locks fresh from the field.
00:20:19She or Bo Blue may have seen them there.
00:20:27Where they are hiding, Tom Tucker may know.
00:20:32Simon or Peter or Bobby Shadow.
00:20:43Never mind, Bo Peep, we'll find your sheep.
00:20:49No matter where they be.
00:20:53So be gay, Bo Peep.
00:20:55Go stray your sheep.
00:20:57Soon home again you'll see.
00:21:01You must cry, Bo Peep, for while your sheep may turn in pasture blue.
00:21:09Never mind, Bo Peep, we'll find your sheep
00:21:13and bring them home to you.
00:21:18Baa, baa, baa.
00:21:21It was the black sheep that led them astray.
00:21:24Baa, baa, baa.
00:21:27For this the rascal shall certainly be.
00:21:30Led them away by the tales that he told.
00:21:33Far from their meadow and far from their fold.
00:21:37Baa, baa, baa.
00:21:40Baa, baa, baa.
00:21:43Baa, baa, baa.
00:21:47Baa, baa, baa.
00:21:51Never mind, Bo Peep, we'll find your sheep.
00:21:55No matter where they be.
00:21:59So be gay, Bo Peep.
00:22:01Go stray your sheep.
00:22:03Soon home again you'll see.
00:22:07You must cry, Bo Peep, for while your sheep may turn in pasture blue.
00:22:15Never mind, Bo Peep, we'll find your sheep
00:22:21and bring them home to you.
00:22:33Oh, Tom Tom, I don't know what Mother would do if they were really lost.
00:22:37Oh, don't worry, they'll be found.
00:22:40You've lost them before, haven't you?
00:22:42As a matter of fact, last month you lost them five times.
00:22:46Oh, I couldn't have.
00:22:47Yes, you did, and four times the month before that.
00:22:50You see, you're getting worse.
00:22:53What you need is someone to help you look after the darn things.
00:22:58Who, for instance?
00:23:00Oh, he'd have to be most unusual, energetic, resourceful,
00:23:06and with any amount of patience.
00:23:09A fellow sort of, uh, well, like me.
00:23:18Not interested?
00:23:20Then I'll just keep you there until you are interested.
00:23:44Nice?
00:24:02Interested?
00:24:03Hmm?
00:24:28Ha ha ha!
00:24:38Oh, look, Tom Tom, they found us.
00:24:45You should hang your head, you naughty sheep.
00:24:48Oh, Froggy, where have you been?
00:24:58My dear friends and citizens of Toyland,
00:25:02I want you all to meet the future Mrs. Piper.
00:25:32Ha ha ha!
00:26:01Hooray!
00:26:23Hello, Mrs. Piper!
00:26:25Well, how's my order coming along?
00:26:27Everything is in fine shape.
00:26:29Good!
00:26:30My dear, are you coming in?
00:26:31Yes, just a moment.
00:26:34All right, I'll get you.
00:26:37Don't run along.
00:26:49Hello, everybody.
00:26:50How's everything?
00:26:51And how are my two boys?
00:26:54Hello, Mr. Stanley.
00:26:56Wait until you see the wooden soldiers we made for you.
00:26:59The finest piece of work we've ever turned out.
00:27:02Splendid!
00:27:03Yeah, Ollie, go and bring one of them in.
00:27:05Yes, sir.
00:27:06You better help me, they're heavy.
00:27:08We'll have them right out, Mr. Stanley.
00:27:11You'll get the surprise of your life.
00:27:19Don't try to lift it.
00:27:21All you have to do is press the button in the back and it walks out by itself.
00:27:42Isn't it wonderful?
00:27:44It does everything but talk.
00:27:48Wonderful, yes, but not what I ordered.
00:27:51What do you mean?
00:27:53I ordered 600 soldiers at one foot high.
00:27:57What?
00:28:04You took that order.
00:28:06What was it?
00:28:07I thought you said 100 soldiers at six foot high.
00:28:13You got the order all wrong.
00:28:15I couldn't give those things to my children to play with.
00:28:22Put it back in the box and get out of here.
00:28:24You're through.
00:28:30Here's another mess you've gotten us into.
00:28:32Why didn't you attend to the thing in the right way and quickly?
00:28:35Well, I couldn't help it.
00:28:36Well, if you'd have been watching what you were doing, you wouldn't have gotten us into it.
00:28:39Come out of there, not you.
00:28:41It's for him.
00:28:45Hey, will you put that thing back in the box?
00:28:47Get out of here.
00:28:48We'll get it right back right now.
00:28:50I've got the package.
00:28:57Stop it.
00:28:58Stop it.
00:28:59Stop it.
00:29:13Oh!
00:29:25Come out of there!
00:29:27Why didn't you stop it, you blithering idiots?
00:29:30Now get out and stay out.
00:29:32Yes, sir.
00:29:35Aren't you going to ask him about the money for the mortgage?
00:29:37What's that?
00:29:39Just skip it.
00:29:40This is a fine time to ask for money.
00:29:45Oh, Mama B, I'm so happy.
00:29:48Tom Tom has asked me to become his bride.
00:29:50My child.
00:29:52And with your permission, we'd like to be married.
00:29:54Why, of course, darling.
00:29:56My blessings are with you.
00:29:58And may nothing ever happen to mar your happiness.
00:30:01Oh, Mama B, you're an angel.
00:30:05Mr. Barnaby, when you enter my house, I'll trouble you to knock.
00:30:09Your house, I compel you.
00:30:11Did you say your house?
00:30:13Yes, mine.
00:30:15Not until this little debt is fulfilled.
00:30:18Why, Mother, what does this mean?
00:30:20It means, my dear, that unless this mortgage is paid,
00:30:24you will all be thrown out into the street.
00:30:27Of course.
00:30:29We could compromise.
00:30:32Compromise?
00:30:34Yes.
00:30:36Should your daughter reconsider my generous offer to become my wife,
00:30:40we could forget this little matter,
00:30:43and it could be her wedding present.
00:30:46Mama B.
00:30:47Don't worry, darling.
00:30:49Nothing like that will ever happen.
00:30:52Then let us get down to business.
00:31:06Mr. Barnaby, you can make out your receipt.
00:31:09You'll be paid in full right now.
00:31:17Here you are, boys.
00:31:19Just in time.
00:31:23This wretched man seems to think that we haven't got the money
00:31:26to pay off the mortgage.
00:31:28But we have, haven't we?
00:31:30Haven't we, boys?
00:31:32Well, what's the matter?
00:31:35Didn't you get the money?
00:31:37No, you see, Ollie made a mistake.
00:31:40A mistake?
00:31:42He and the toy maker are not like that, are you?
00:31:46Oh.
00:31:48Then I take it, madam,
00:31:50you cannot meet your lawful obligation,
00:31:53in which case I shall bid you good day
00:31:56for closure papers.
00:31:59I shall bid you good day
00:32:01for closure papers will be served in due course.
00:32:04Oh, you're not really going to throw us into the street?
00:32:08Much as it pains me, I'm sorry.
00:32:12Oh!
00:32:13Oh!
00:32:14Oh!
00:32:15Oh!
00:32:16Oh!
00:32:17Oh!
00:32:18Oh!
00:32:19Big bait catches big rat.
00:32:24Oh, Mama B., what shall I do?
00:32:26What shall I do?
00:32:27If only he didn't have that mortgage.
00:32:30Don't you worry, Mother Peep.
00:32:32Stanny and me will find a way
00:32:33to get the mortgage from that old buzzard.
00:32:36He sure is an old buzzard.
00:32:38You know, if he thinks he's going to throw this shoe
00:32:40into the street, he's going to be mistaken.
00:32:42He certainly is.
00:32:43You know what I'd like to do?
00:32:45What?
00:32:46I'd like to put on this shoe
00:32:47and kick him right in the pants.
00:32:51Then I'd get...
00:32:58What happened?
00:32:59Barnaby clunked you.
00:33:06Open that window.
00:33:27Oh!
00:33:58Oh!
00:34:23Ollie?
00:34:24What?
00:34:25We're outside.
00:34:26We're outside?
00:34:27Good.
00:34:28Now what can we do?
00:34:29Take me over to Barnaby's house
00:34:31and be sure no one sees you.
00:34:33Okay.
00:34:36And be careful.
00:34:37Shh!
00:34:57We're here.
00:34:58So far, so good.
00:35:00It wasn't so far.
00:35:02We just came across the street.
00:35:03Ring the bell.
00:35:05It wasn't so far.
00:35:20Who is it?
00:35:22It's me.
00:35:23What do you want at this hour of the night?
00:35:25Well, you see,
00:35:26Ollie and I are sorry for what happened this afternoon.
00:35:29And just to show you we're not mad at you,
00:35:31we brought you a little Christmas present.
00:35:33It's from me and from Ollie.
00:35:36A Christmas present in the middle of July?
00:35:39Oh, yes.
00:35:40You see, we always do our Christmas shopping early.
00:35:43If you'll open the door, I'll bring it right in for you.
00:35:46I'll be right down.
00:35:56He's coming down.
00:35:57He's going to let us in.
00:35:58That's fine.
00:35:59Now don't forget,
00:36:00when he goes to bed,
00:36:01you give me the signal.
00:36:03Then I'll get out of the box,
00:36:04open the door,
00:36:05and let you in.
00:36:07Then we'll get the mortgage.
00:36:10So far, so good.
00:36:25I'll get it.
00:36:47What is it?
00:36:48Oh, I couldn't tell you.
00:36:50Couldn't tell me?
00:36:51No, you see, it's a surprise.
00:36:53It mustn't be open till Christmas.
00:36:55See?
00:36:57Do not open until Christmas.
00:37:01Well, that's very nice of you.
00:37:04It is, isn't it?
00:37:06Well, good night, Mr. Barnaby.
00:37:08Good night, Mr. Dunn.
00:37:13You can go to bed now.
00:37:15Thank you, Mr. Dunn.
00:37:19Merry Christmas.
00:37:21Merry Christmas to you.
00:37:24Good night.
00:37:25Good night.
00:37:27Good night, Ollie.
00:37:28Good night, Stanny.
00:37:52Whereas, Ollie Dee and Stanny Dumb
00:37:56have been found guilty of burglary.
00:37:59They will be ducked and thereafter
00:38:01exiled to Bogieland forever.
00:38:08Good night, Ollie.
00:38:10Good night, Stanny.
00:38:12Good night, Ollie.
00:38:14Good night, Stanny.
00:38:16Good night, Ollie.
00:38:18Good night, Stanny.
00:38:20Good night, Ollie.
00:38:24Your Majesty, what are we waiting for?
00:38:28Oh, yeah.
00:38:30Proceed with the ducking.
00:38:42Come on.
00:38:44You're first.
00:38:45Come on.
00:38:47Ollie.
00:38:48What?
00:38:50You'd better give me your watch.
00:38:52I'll hold it for you till you come out.
00:38:57Thanks.
00:38:58Now, take good care of it
00:38:59because I wouldn't have anything happen to that for the world.
00:39:02Well...
00:39:03Goodbye.
00:39:04Goodbye.
00:39:05Come on.
00:39:06All right.
00:39:09Splendid.
00:39:20Oh!
00:39:30Oh!
00:39:31Is it cold?
00:39:32Yes.
00:39:41I'm smothering.
00:39:43Keep your nose closed.
00:39:45I will.
00:39:49Ah!
00:40:15Oh, this is terrible.
00:40:19AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
00:40:49How do you feel?
00:41:03You know how I feel.
00:41:06Here, have a drink of water.
00:41:10That'll do you good.
00:41:14Haven't I had enough water?
00:41:15I was only trying to help a bit.
00:41:17Mr. Barnaby, can't something be done to stop this?
00:41:20Why, yes.
00:41:22Consent to become my wife, and they will go free.
00:41:29All right, Mr. Barnaby.
00:41:31I consent.
00:41:35With Your Majesty's permission,
00:41:37I wish to withdraw my charges.
00:41:40Withdrawn they shall be.
00:41:43Friends of Toyland, I want you all to meet
00:41:47the future Mrs. Silas Barnaby.
00:41:54You may go.
00:41:55Thank you, sir.
00:41:56Does that mean we're free?
00:41:57Yes.
00:41:59And from now on, you and I are going to be very close friends.
00:42:04Does that mean that he doesn't have to be dumped?
00:42:07Yes.
00:42:08Isn't that nice?
00:42:10What?
00:42:11He and I are just like that.
00:42:13And I don't have to get wet.
00:42:14Oh, is that so?
00:42:16Hmm.
00:42:26Ollie.
00:42:27What?
00:42:28Here's your watch.
00:42:39Run over and tell the bride that all is in ready-made,
00:42:43and her lover is waiting.
00:42:54Mumsie, what did Tom-Tom say?
00:42:57He understands.
00:42:59Now, you see, if you hadn't said goodnight, Ollie,
00:43:03this wouldn't have happened.
00:43:07Where are you going, Mother Peep?
00:43:09I'm going over to Barnaby's to make a final plea.
00:43:12Surely there must be one spark of kindness
00:43:15in that stony old heart of his.
00:43:17That's a good idea.
00:43:19But I don't think it'll do any good.
00:43:26You're right, Ollie.
00:43:27You can't turn blood into a stone.
00:43:30What do you mean?
00:43:32Huh?
00:43:32What do you mean?
00:43:34Well, her talking to Barnaby is just
00:43:36a matter of pouring one ear into another
00:43:39and coming out the other side.
00:43:42It can't be done.
00:43:45I'm sorry, Bo Peep, that you had to choose
00:43:47me for the best man.
00:43:48Why, I'd rather do anything in this world
00:43:51than to have to give you away.
00:43:54Why, Stan is so upset, he's not even going to the wedding.
00:43:59You are upset, aren't you?
00:44:01Upset?
00:44:03I'm housebroken.
00:44:06Not housebroken.
00:44:09He means heartbroken.
00:44:13Housebroken.
00:44:14Oh, no.
00:44:16Coming.
00:44:23Mr. Barnaby, don't force my daughter
00:44:26into this dreadful marriage.
00:44:28I'm an old woman pleading for her daughter's happiness.
00:44:34Oh, don't do this dreadful thing.
00:44:36Mr. Barnaby, I'll do anything you ask.
00:44:39Work for you, slave for you, only don't.
00:44:44Please, don't.
00:44:48Woman, you're a fool.
00:44:50The bargain's made.
00:44:51You'll abide by it.
00:44:54Master, the bride is here.
00:45:10Welcome to Barnaby Hall.
00:45:16Shut that door.
00:45:21Come, come, Judge.
00:45:22Let's waste no time.
00:45:23Have you the ring?
00:45:26Your name is Silas Barnaby?
00:45:29It is.
00:45:30And your name is Little Bo Peep?
00:45:33It is.
00:45:35Do you take this woman for your wife?
00:45:38Do you take this woman for your lawfully wedded wife?
00:45:41I do.
00:45:42And do you take this man for your lawfully wedded husband?
00:45:46I do.
00:45:53I now pronounce you man and wife.
00:46:00And now, to kiss the bride.
00:46:02Just a moment.
00:46:04Haven't you forgotten something, Mr. Barnaby?
00:46:07Just a moment.
00:46:10My wedding present.
00:46:24Now, you may kiss the bride.
00:46:28What is the meaning of this?
00:46:31Big bait catches big rat.
00:46:37The king shall hear of this.
00:46:58Oh, my boy.
00:47:03Tom, Tom.
00:47:06Oh, my boy.
00:47:09My boy.
00:47:17That sure was a good idea of yours.
00:47:19It certainly was.
00:47:21Well, goodbye and good luck.
00:47:25What do you mean, goodbye?
00:47:27Aren't I going with you?
00:47:29Why, no.
00:47:30You have to stay here with Barnaby.
00:47:32You're married to him.
00:47:41I don't want to stay here with him.
00:47:44Why?
00:47:45I don't love him.
00:47:49If he ever sees me...
00:47:56Well, don't worry.
00:47:58Old Barnaby will never bother us again.
00:48:01Because I'm going to take you away.
00:48:04Where?
00:48:05Oh, we'll live in a castle in Spain.
00:48:13In the side of a hill by Granada.
00:48:19And you'll then be a haughty grandee.
00:48:24And I'll be but a humble espada.
00:48:33All our days will be naught but a dream.
00:48:38Of roses and rapture and glistens.
00:48:45Till life to us only will sing.
00:48:52A song that is broken by kisses.
00:49:02Every truth of all there will you adore.
00:49:09Come with mandolin, your heart to end.
00:49:15Vain each serenade, neath your window-plate.
00:49:22For the maid they would a meal be true.
00:49:39They'll be tricked, cheated, laughed at in the streets.
00:49:45Fools.
00:49:47So they think they can outwittle Barnaby.
00:49:52I'll show them.
00:49:55There must be a way.
00:49:59There must be some way.
00:50:04Idiot, dolt, imbecile, pig!
00:50:11Pig!
00:50:13Set me a nice, red, juicy apple.
00:50:17I'll steal one of the three little pigs.
00:50:20And the evidence will be placed in Tom-Tom's house.
00:50:24You know the penalty for pig-napping?
00:50:27Benny Schmidt to bogey-land!
00:50:58Whistle.
00:51:00Whistle.
00:51:28Hey!
00:51:40Sit still!
00:51:42There.
00:51:44Take this evidence and place it in Tom-Tom's house.
00:51:50Master, why the sausage?
00:51:53That will prove that he not only stole the pig,
00:51:56but that he also ground him into sausage.
00:52:02And now, little Elmer, we shall see.
00:52:23Well, then, Tom-Tom Piper has been found guilty of pig-napping.
00:52:28He will be immediately banished to bogey-land.
00:52:35Poor Tom-Tom.
00:52:37I'm sure glad we didn't have to go to bogey-land.
00:52:40So am I.
00:52:42What happens to you in bogey-land?
00:52:44Oh, it's a terrible place.
00:52:46Once you go there, you can't go back.
00:52:50Oh, it's a terrible place.
00:52:52Once you go there, you'll never come back.
00:52:55Why?
00:52:57Well, when the bogeyman gets you, they eat you alive.
00:53:03What do they look like?
00:53:05Well, I've heard that they're half man and half animal.
00:53:10With great big ears and a great big mouth
00:53:15and hair all over their body.
00:53:18And long claws that they catch you with.
00:53:26Skash! Go on! Skash!
00:53:28Tom, my boy, you knew the penalty for pig-napping.
00:53:32Why did you do it?
00:53:33But I didn't do it!
00:53:35I don't even know what you're talking about!
00:53:37How can you say that in view of this evidence found in your house?
00:53:43Take it away.
00:53:46Your Majesty, you've made a horrible mistake.
00:53:49Tom-Tom knows nothing about this.
00:53:51He's been with me all day. Hasn't he, Monsieur?
00:53:54That's right, Your Majesty.
00:53:56Why not let the law take its course, Your Majesty?
00:53:59No! No!
00:54:10Watch that until I come back.
00:54:15Watch that until I come back.
00:54:38What does that mean?
00:54:40Exhibit B.
00:54:42That means that the pig sausage is part of the evidence.
00:54:48Doesn't taste like pig sausage to me.
00:54:51What does it taste like?
00:54:54Tastes like pork.
00:54:58Try it.
00:55:07Well, that's neither pig nor pork.
00:55:09It's beef!
00:55:10Beef?
00:55:12I smell a rat.
00:55:19Barnaby's got a hand in that.
00:55:24I believe that little Elmer is still alive.
00:55:28Come on, we'll find out.
00:55:30You've got to listen to me, Your Majesty. You've got to hear me.
00:55:33Tom-Tom knows nothing about this.
00:55:36The little pigs were friends of ours.
00:55:38Why should he want to hurt me?
00:55:41The violin and hat were in the house when we got home.
00:55:45He's innocent, I tell you. Innocent!
00:55:50It is with deep regret that I have to enforce the law of our kingdom.
00:55:54Take him away.
00:56:03I tell you, I'm innocent! I tell you, I'm innocent!
00:56:06I didn't steal the pig!
00:56:10Tom-Tom! Tom-Tom!
00:56:37Tom-Tom!
00:56:50You see, child, such folly.
00:56:52Wasting your affection on a common pig-napper.
00:56:55Let me go! Let me go!
00:56:57Tom-Tom is innocent and you know it!
00:56:59I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!
00:57:03Just a minute! Just a minute!
00:57:07Silence!
00:57:10Mr. Majesty, Tom-Tom is innocent.
00:57:13We found little Elmer in Barnaby's cellar.
00:57:16Let's get him!
00:57:22Tom-Tom! Tom-Tom!
00:57:24Tom-Tom! Tom-Tom!
00:57:33I'll give 50,000 guineas for the capture of that scoundrel dead or alive.
00:57:37Dead or alive?
00:57:38Dead or alive!
00:57:40Can't you make up your mind which way you want him?
00:57:44Take me to my palace!
00:57:50Tom-Tom!
00:57:52Let's go around the back way. We'll get him.
00:58:02All right, Mr. Barnaby, there's no use hiding.
00:58:05We know where you are.
00:58:08You better come up because if you don't, we're going to stay right here until you do.
00:58:12Even if it takes all night.
00:58:16Are we going to stay here all night?
00:58:18No.
00:58:19We're going to make him think we are.
00:58:28Tom-Tom!
00:58:34Tom-Tom! Tom-Tom!
00:58:38Tom-Tom!
00:58:39Oh, Pete!
00:58:40Oh, Tom-Tom!
00:58:41Ben and Ollie found little Elmer alive.
00:58:44Where?
00:58:45In Barnaby's cellar.
00:58:47I knew he had something to do with this.
00:58:50Oh, if I ever get my hands on him.
00:58:53Come on. We'll find our way out of here.
00:59:00Oh, Tom-Tom, we'll never find our way out of here.
00:59:03Oh, yes, we will.
00:59:06Come on.
00:59:18See that shadow sway.
00:59:22That is nothing, dear.
00:59:27You must near me stay.
00:59:31I am watching here.
00:59:35For the fairy's call.
00:59:39No, that cannot be.
00:59:43See that ogre tall.
00:59:47Tis a cypress tree.
00:59:54Go to sleep, slumber deep.
01:00:04Little one, oh, sleep while watch I keep.
01:00:13Dream and rest, that is best.
01:00:22Till you hear the morning song from bough and nest.
01:00:35Go to sleep, slumber deep.
01:00:44Little one, oh, sleep while watch I keep.
01:00:54Dream and rest, that is best.
01:01:02Till you hear the morning song from bough and nest.
01:01:32Little one, oh, sleep while watch I keep.
01:01:45Dream and rest, that is best.
01:02:02Little one, oh, sleep while watch I keep.
01:02:13Dream and rest, that is best.
01:02:22Little one, oh, sleep while watch I keep.
01:02:32Little one, oh, sleep while watch I keep.
01:02:43Dream and rest, that is best.
01:02:52Little one, oh, sleep while watch I keep.
01:03:02All right, I'll compromise.
01:03:05We'll both go down.
01:03:07That's better.
01:03:08Go ahead.
01:03:19Wait a minute.
01:03:20Good.
01:03:33Ah!
01:03:41Oh, Tom, Tom!
01:03:43Oh!
01:03:48Ah!
01:03:51Ah!
01:03:57Ah!
01:03:58Ah!
01:04:01Ah!
01:04:04Oh, my!
01:04:06Oh, no!
01:04:07Ah!
01:04:10No!
01:04:11No, I'll teach you!
01:04:13I'll teach you to fight with toilet paper!
01:04:16Ah!
01:04:18Ah!
01:04:21Ah!
01:04:22Ah!
01:04:28Ah!
01:04:33Ah!
01:04:38Ah!
01:04:45Ah!
01:04:47Ah!
01:04:50Ah!
01:04:52Ah!
01:04:54Ah!
01:04:56Ah!
01:05:03You know what?
01:05:04What?
01:05:05He's not here.
01:05:06I can see he's not here.
01:05:08Oh, look.
01:05:09Maybe he went through this way.
01:05:11I'll bet he did.
01:05:12Let's go see.
01:05:23I wonder where he went.
01:05:25We'll soon find out.
01:05:27Let's go that way.
01:05:32Ah!
01:05:33Ah!
01:05:34Ah!
01:05:35Ah!
01:05:36Ah!
01:05:37Ah!
01:05:38Ah!
01:05:39Ah!
01:05:40Ah!
01:05:41Ah!
01:05:42Ah!
01:05:43Ah!
01:05:44Ah!
01:05:45Ah!
01:05:46Ah!
01:05:47Ah!
01:05:48Ah!
01:05:49Ah!
01:05:50Ah!
01:05:51Ah!
01:05:52Ah!
01:05:53Ah!
01:05:54Ah!
01:05:55Ah!
01:05:56Ah!
01:05:57Ah!
01:05:58Ah!
01:05:59Ah!
01:06:00Ah!
01:06:01Ah!
01:06:02Ah!
01:06:03Ah!
01:06:04Ah!
01:06:05Ah!
01:06:06Ah!
01:06:07Ah!
01:06:08Ah!
01:06:09Ah!
01:06:10Ah!
01:06:11Ah!
01:06:12Ah!
01:06:13Ah!
01:06:14Ah!
01:06:15Ah!
01:06:16Ah!
01:06:17Ah!
01:06:18Ah!
01:06:19Ah!
01:06:20Ah!
01:06:21Ah!
01:06:22Ah!
01:06:23No!
01:06:24Get out of it!
01:06:25You're going back with us!
01:06:29Oh, the book of death!
01:06:30Ah!
01:06:31Ah!
01:06:32Ah!
01:06:33Ah!
01:06:34Ah!
01:06:35Ah!
01:06:36Ah!
01:06:37Ah!
01:06:38Ah!
01:06:39Ah!
01:06:40Ha, ha!
01:06:41Ah!
01:06:42Ah!
01:06:43Ah!
01:06:44Ah!
01:06:45Oh!
01:06:46Oh!
01:06:47Ah!
01:06:48Ah!
01:06:49Help us!
01:06:51Help!
01:06:52Help!
01:06:53Please don't kill me!
01:06:54My coat!
01:06:55My coat!
01:06:56Help!
01:06:57Help!
01:06:58Help!
01:06:59Oh, my coat!
01:07:00Help!
01:07:01Oh!
01:07:02Help!
01:07:03Oh!
01:07:04Oh!
01:07:05Help!
01:07:06Ouch.
01:07:07Oh!
01:07:08Oh!
01:07:09Oh!
01:07:10Help!
01:07:11Help!
01:07:12Oh!
01:07:13Oh!
01:07:14Oh!
01:07:15Oh!
01:07:16Oh!
01:07:17Oh!
01:07:18They've escaped me, and I'll get them if I have to destroy the whole of Toyland, for
01:07:31the love of God, for the love of God, for the love of God, for the love of God, for
01:08:01the love of God, for the love of God, for the love of God, for the love of God, for
01:08:27the love of God, for the love of God, for the love of God, for the love of God, for
01:08:56the love of God, for the love of God, for the love of God, for the love of God, for
01:09:23the love of God, for the love of God, for the love of God, for the love of God, for
01:09:53the love of God, for the love of God, for the love of God, for the love of God, for
01:10:21the love of God, for the love of God, for the love of God, for the love of God, for
01:10:45the love of God, for the love of God, for the love of God, for the love of God, for
01:11:12the love of God, for the love of God, for the love of God, for the love of God, for
01:11:42the love of God, for the love of God, for the love of God, for the love of God, for
01:12:12the love of God, for the love of God, for the love of God, for the love of God, for
01:12:42the love of God, for the love of God, for the love of God, for the love of God, for
01:13:12the love of God, for the love of God, for the love of God, for the love of God, for
01:13:42the love of God, for the love of God.
01:13:58♪
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01:17:38♪
01:17:48Here they come! Call out the guard! Break out the colors!
01:17:51Summon the Marines! Hasten the royal musicians!
01:17:54Thousands upon thousands of musicians! Strike up the band!
01:17:59♪
01:18:12Hey, will you put that thing back in the boxer! Get out of here!
01:18:15I'm gonna get it right back right now!
01:18:18Oh!
01:18:20♪
01:18:32♪
01:18:42♪
01:18:52♪
01:18:59♪
01:19:07Open that window.
01:19:09♪
01:19:20Are you interested?
01:19:22Not even a little bit?
01:19:24♪
01:19:32Oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:19:40Yes!
01:19:45No! No!
01:19:50Laughing
01:20:00No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:20:02Far, far, far, far, far, far, far.
01:20:13Never mind, Bo Peep, we will find your sheep, no matter where they creep.
01:20:21So be gay, Bo Peep, those grey old sheep, soon more than you'll see.
01:20:29Far, far, far, far, far, far, far.
01:20:58Far, far, far, far, far, far, far.
01:21:28Far, far, far, far, far, far, far.
01:21:48Far, far, far, far, far, far, far.
01:22:08Far, far, far, far, far, far, far.
01:22:28Far, far, far, far, far, far, far.
01:22:56Oliver Hardy, one half of the famous comedy team of Laurel and Hardy, really looks perplexed.
01:23:01Oliver, that thing has you up in the air. Why don't you tear it up and get rid of it?
01:23:05Well, Jack, there's too much ticket for such a short distance, I'll tell you that.
01:23:09How are you?
01:23:10It's not like traveling on a train where you have one ticket for a 3,000 mile trip.
01:23:15That's it. And look at this paraphernalia also.
01:23:19They really do it up on you.
01:23:24Oliver, we met Stan just a short time ago, a couple of months ago, as a matter of fact,
01:23:29and we found out that you and he were back together again in some of those wonderful pictures.
01:23:34Well, we've never been apart, Jack.
01:23:35No, that's true, but you know, a great many of the people out there in the public have thought that you were apart.
01:23:40Well, that's true, because they've gotten us mixed up with other teams, you see.
01:23:43But Stan and I have been together for 23 years, and we're still friends. I think that's a record.
01:23:48That is a record. Not only are you friends, but I noticed, for instance,
01:23:51whenever I spoke to Stan personally in the cabin before and after the interview I did with him,
01:23:56whenever he talks or refers to you, he doesn't call you Oliver or Hardy.
01:24:00That's right. You're Bade to him, and that, I think, typifies your relationship and friendship.
01:24:05Well, it's a funny way that I got the name of Bade.
01:24:07That was years and years ago, and then I had my first shave.
01:24:11So the barber went in, and he charged a dime, and he put some powder.
01:24:14He says, that's all right, baby, you're clean.
01:24:17So that name is stuck, I presume.
01:24:19This picture that you're going to make in Paris is called Atoll K.
01:24:23Atoll K.
01:24:24And it sounds very atomic.
01:24:26Well, we think it is anyway, but we're mistaken in the end, of course, as usual.
01:24:31It is about the atom bomb in a sense, then, isn't it?
01:24:33Well, it's uranium. We think we've discovered this island with uranium,
01:24:38and the different countries start bidding for our favor to get the island.
01:24:43Eventually we find out that it isn't uranium.
01:24:47All the country fans, as I believe, are sitting on this island.
01:24:50However, before you got into the team of Laurel and Hardy, you were a director out in Hollywood.
01:24:55No, I used to work with an old-time comedian and direct, and work with him, Larry Seaman.
01:25:01I remember.
01:25:02Back in the era of slapstick.
01:25:04That's right, and then I did some dramatic pictures,
01:25:07and then by accident Stan and I were thrown together, and it evolved from that.
01:25:12Do you find just as much interest today in the old-time slapstick material?
01:25:15I think that there is more interest, but there's so little of it done.
01:25:19That's true.
01:25:20I think that people want to laugh now, but they don't have the things to laugh at.
01:25:24Very, very true.
01:25:25And people nowadays, they want to be connected with the higher type of, we might say, drama.
01:25:32They don't want to be associated with comedy.
01:25:35Yes, they like to see it.
01:25:36It's because comedy is difficult to make, you see.
01:25:38And difficult to do, too.
01:25:40Have some more.
01:25:41You had some wonderful ones. I remember one especially, Flying Deuces.
01:25:45He laughed at that, and laughed at it, and laughed at it.
01:25:48Well, it really takes something to get my arm around you,
01:25:50but I want to say goodbye to this friend, Oliver.
01:25:52You should have dried my waist. You couldn't have gotten around me.
01:25:54No, no, impossible.
01:25:56We're running out of time out here.
01:25:58I want to thank you for chatting with us today,
01:26:00and tell our friends that we come to the end of this edition of Ships Reporter.
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01:26:08Until next time, then, this is Oliver Hardy and Jack Mangan, your Ships Reporter.
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