Forget the Kings -- these are the "Kims" of comedy! Four of the funniest Asian comedians riff on a variety of pop cultur | dG1fNUp5UktaLVVJWWs
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00:42I can't beat my dad in an argument because he grew up during the Korean War in Korea
00:46and I grew up in San Diego.
00:48I remember when I was a little kid I'd come home and be like,
00:50Dad, my friend Billy just fell off a skateboard.
00:53He broke his ankle and now he can't skateboard anymore.
00:55My dad would be like, Oh yeah?
00:58Oooh!
01:01Big deal!
01:03My friend Hunley, during the Korean War,
01:07his head blew up!
01:09One of my favorite movies as a kid was Young Guns.
01:13It's a classic. What more could you ask for?
01:15It's got everything. It's got Emilio, Charlie, the Mexican guy from La Bamba.
01:21After I saw that movie, I wanted to be a cowboy outlaw.
01:25And then I got to thinking, I'd be screwed.
01:27There's no Asian cowboy outlaws.
01:30Can't walk into a bar and blend in.
01:33Hey, hey man, aren't you Kevin the Kid?
01:38Make my eyes real big.
01:43Gentlemen, a little piece of advice from a gentleman to some other gentlemen here with some pretty ladies, okay?
01:47Keep an eye on them, yeah.
01:49Keep an eye on your ladies because they've been fucking looking at me the whole time I've been on stage, okay?
01:53Yeah, you're in on my shit. You're in on my shit.
01:55Back the fuck up, okay?
01:57Girls, don't know if you can handle this.
01:59Don't know that we have the same interests, yeah. I like money.
02:01Don't know if you can hang with my money.
02:03Don't know if you can handle that.
02:05Don't know if you can handle...
02:12Velcro, yeah.
02:14Girls hear that crack open in a bar, they know it's a high roller they're dealing with.
02:18Ooh, who's that guy?
02:20Ooh, who's that guy?
02:22Where are the Koreans in the crowd? Koreans.
02:24Yeah, Koreans.
02:26We're like the angriest motherfuckers on the planet, aren't we not?
02:28Aren't we not, Koreans?
02:32That means hello in Korean.
02:34You know what I'm saying?
02:36Give it up, gooks.
02:38Vietnamese, we're the Vietnamese.
02:40Vietnamese, right?
02:42Kind of gay, right?
02:44Kind of gay.
02:46You know what I'm talking about.
02:48Very faggy.
02:52What the fuck?
03:04And when they speak English,
03:06they're like gay, retarded deaf youths.
03:08You know?
03:10We're like the Vietnamese folk.
03:12What the fuck?
03:14Vietnamese folk.
03:16What the fuck?
03:22Vietnamese is Koreans on weed.
03:24Think about it.
03:26You know what I'm saying?
03:28You know what I'm saying?
03:30You know what I'm saying?
03:32We're like the Vietnamese folk.