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03:30What's up Badlang people! Ako si Jen, 21 years old, ang sexy babe ng Boko or Cavite. I'm a 2nd year Tourism Management student and a varsity volleyball player dito sa aming school. Breadwinner ako ng aming pamilya. Bata pa lang ako, nasubukan ko ng magtinda ng iba't ibang produkto.
03:56Nagsisilpi rin ako sa mga kabataan sa aming barangay. Isa akong SK counselor at Youth Empowerment and Livelihood ang focus ko ngayon. Aside sa pageantry, naibibida ko rin ang aking ganda sa mga liga bilang muse. May video akong nagviral habang rumarampa at dahil dito, dumami ang mga kumukuha sa akin.
04:15May heartbeats for service at ngayong tanghali, get ready coz my beauty and body will shine on stage.
04:45I'm a 2nd year Tourism Management student and a varsity volleyball player dito sa aming school. I'm a 2nd year Tourism Management student and a varsity volleyball player dito sa aming school.
05:00I'm a 2nd year Tourism Management student and a varsity volleyball player dito sa aming school. I'm a 2nd year Tourism Management student and a varsity volleyball player dito sa aming school.
05:15I'm a 2nd year Tourism Management student and a varsity volleyball player dito sa aming school. I'm a 2nd year Tourism Management student and a varsity volleyball player dito sa aming school.
05:31What's up, Madlam B-Boy! I'm Den Tolentino, 21, your sexy babe from the city of Bacoor. At naniniwala na walang mahirap sa taong may mataas na pangarap. And I, thank you!
05:56Den Tolentino, Sexy Babe No. 2!
05:58Thank you!
06:05She's also tall.
06:06Yes, she's also tall.
06:07Yes.
06:08But you're heavy when you walk, right?
06:10Because we were there, we heard the sound of your feet on the stage.
06:14Maybe it's because we're with her.
06:16It shouldn't be loud, right? It should be light.
06:20The heels are heavy.
06:22The heels are heavy.
06:23The upper body.
06:24My feelings.
06:26My presence is heavy.
06:30Isn't it not good when you say, this presence is heavy?
06:34Like it's coming.
06:35It's coming.
06:36The presence is strong.
06:38But she walked beautifully earlier.
06:40How did she walk earlier?
06:41She did a tampi sa walk by Chelsea Manay.
06:43How?
06:44She did a tampi sa walk by Chelsea Manay.
06:45Because Chelsea did it in the BCU.
06:47It's a shame that she's not here today.
06:48It's a shame.
06:49You look like Sian's brother.
06:50Yes, Cole.
06:52No, not you. It's Sian Lapus.
06:55Sian Lapus.
06:57Sian Lapus.
06:59Sian Estrada.
07:01Sianis de Belen.
07:04You thought it was you.
07:05I'm wrong.
07:07Sian Connery.
07:09There's a lot.
07:10Sian Tidub.
07:15You look like Sian Tidub's brother.
07:19There's a lot.
07:20Yes.
07:22Sian Tomas.
07:23Sian Tamariang.
07:25No, it's Sian's brother.
07:28It's Cole's baby.
07:29No, not you. It's Sian...
07:31It's Cole's baby.
07:32It's Cole's baby.
07:34There.
07:37You look beautiful.
07:38Thank you so much.
07:39There's a nunal here.
07:40What does it mean?
07:42The nunal's position has a meaning, right?
07:44Yes.
07:45What does the nunal mean here?
07:47Kissable lips.
07:48Kissable lips?
07:49But there's none on the lips.
07:51There's none on the lips.
07:52It's the same for you.
07:53You have one too.
07:55But yours is smoking.
07:57Yes.
07:58It's alive.
07:59It's alive.
08:01It's kissable lips.
08:03Yes.
08:04So when I kiss, it goes over here
08:05so that the nunal can reach it.
08:07Because there's none on the lips.
08:10It's a buttrip.
08:11When I kiss, the nunal needs to reach it.
08:14To say it's kissable.
08:16It's good.
08:17It's good.
08:18It's easy to kiss on the lips.
08:19They say it's easy to kiss on the lips.
08:20They say it's easy to kiss on the lips.
08:21But it's also kissable.
08:24No, it's not.
08:25It's not kissable.
08:26Okay.
08:27So you're okay with that nunal?
08:29Yes.
08:30It's actually my asset.
08:31Oh.
08:32What do they say about your nunal?
08:33What does it mean?
08:35They say it's a beautiful place.
08:37That's why your lips are beautiful.
08:38It's a first place.
08:40It's a good thing you didn't misplace it.
08:44I like it.
08:45Your nunal misplaced it.
08:46Your nunal misplaced it.
08:47Oh my God.
08:48Oh my God.
08:49Do you want me to blow my nose?
08:51You're crazy.
08:52You're crazy.
08:53You're crazy.
08:55Hey, that's a contestant.
08:56It's Kimmy.
08:57It's Kimmy.
08:58It's me.
08:59You're so big.
09:00Wow.
09:01Wow.
09:02See?
09:03Wow.
09:04But there's a lot of beautiful...
09:05What?
09:06Is that Seletine Pritchett there?
09:07No, that's MC.
09:08It's MC.
09:09Yes.
09:10It's MC.
09:11Yes.
09:12Pritchett.
09:13There's a lot of beautiful women with a nunal here, right?
09:14Yes.
09:15Because it's allowed, right?
09:16Really?
09:17Is it allowed to have a nunal?
09:18It's true.
09:19There's a nunal here.
09:20It's true.
09:21Yes.
09:22That's why I got lost.
09:23Even the nunal was misplaced.
09:24Yes.
09:25You're crazy.
09:26It's a waste because there's an interest.
09:27But are you naughty?
09:28Is it true that you're naughty?
09:29No.
09:30You're not naughty.
09:31It's just right.
09:32It's just right.
09:33You have a good mouth.
09:34It's just right.
09:35It's just right.
09:36You have a group of friends, right?
09:37Actually, they're here.
09:38Come here.
09:39That's it.
09:40I got scared.
09:41I got scared.
09:42I got scared.
09:43Is it true that you're naughty?
09:44Yes.
09:45Is it true that you're naughty?
09:46Yes.
09:47I got scared there.
09:48It seems to be the power of God.
09:49Your hands really seemed to be the power of God, she said.
09:50There it is.
09:51What do you call it when it's black?
09:56What?
09:57What do you call it when it's black?
09:59Lindawn.
10:00Lindawn?
10:01What do you do with your hands?
10:02You're scared, so you say that.
10:03She kept smiling because earlier she only had her poker face.
10:06Can you even meet the cool guys?
10:09Do you also get along with hangers and bellies?
10:12No.
10:13It's different.
10:14What did you get along with before?
10:18My mom and dad.
10:19Your mom and dad?
10:20Yes.
10:21Others don't get along with their parents.
10:24Your friend has a character.
10:26When you walk down the street,
10:28you're the one people notice.
10:30Are you the popular kids in school?
10:34Actually, I learned makeup from him.
10:37You learned makeup from him?
10:38Yes.
10:39He's good at makeup.
10:40Are they the same?
10:41Yes.
10:42Who taught him how to do makeup first?
10:44Lindoon.
10:45There.
10:46Who's Lindoon?
10:47The one in black.
10:48This is Lindoon.
10:49He's pitiful.
10:50What's the name of the other one?
10:52This is the founder.
10:53No, that's not it.
10:54Mother.
10:55That's a friend.
10:56Bam.
10:57Bam.
10:58Bam.
10:59That's what he said.
11:00Yes, that's what Bam said.
11:01But he said, Lindoon.
11:02He said, Bam.
11:03He's embarrassed.
11:04That's the third one.
11:07That's his mom.
11:08That's my mom.
11:09That's your mom?
11:10Yes, that's your mom.
11:12Who do you want to talk to?
11:13Your mom or your friend?
11:15My mom, of course.
11:16Your mom.
11:17I'm sorry.
11:18I'll sit down first.
11:19Bam's hair is still red from the exposure.
11:23Lindoon's bangs are perfect,
11:25but I want to talk to your mom.
11:27Mother.
11:28Yes.
11:29What's it like to be a daughter of Jonna?
11:31Who's Jonna?
11:33Number one is Jonna.
11:37No?
11:38We're already number two.
11:40Number two.
11:41That's what I feel when my mom has a presence of mind.
11:43Because if she answers that, I'll get nervous.
11:45She's also Jonna's daughter.
11:47Ah, so they're siblings.
11:48Yes.
11:49We didn't give her a chance.
11:51That's right.
11:52Sorry, sorry.
11:53It's really hard.
11:54If you're a host, she's not the only one.
11:59What's it like to be a daughter of Den?
12:01She's a kind daughter.
12:02She's hardworking.
12:03She's hardworking.
12:04She's hopeful.
12:05Why didn't you let her run in the elections?
12:07She's an S.K.
12:09Because in the commercials,
12:11she's hardworking, hopeful.
12:13After six months, she's rich.
12:22That fast?
12:23Yes.
12:24That's how fast it is?
12:25Why do the contestants always say,
12:27she's hardworking, hopeful,
12:28but no one says,
12:29she's a billionaire in a few years.
12:32Isn't that the same?
12:33Yes.
12:34She doesn't even want to grow up.
12:36We have a...
12:38Resort.
12:39Yes.
12:40So she's really hopeful.
12:42Yes.
12:43Is she...
12:44Are you the type of daughter
12:46who does housework?
12:48I don't do housework,
12:50but I'm the one who makes a living.
12:52Ah, you're a breadwinner?
12:53You're a breadwinner?
12:54Yes.
12:55Are you a lone breadwinner
12:56or do you have a body?
12:57I have a body.
12:59That's good.
13:00You have a lot of breadwinners.
13:02You're only 21.
13:03Why?
13:04I'm also 21.
13:06But you're a breadwinner.
13:07But Jante,
13:08what is your main job?
13:10My main job is
13:12I'm a varsity volleyball player
13:14in our school.
13:15Which is,
13:16I get a scholarship.
13:17There you go.
13:18Yes.
13:19And I can survive for a long time.
13:21And then,
13:22I'm also an SK counselor.
13:23And I also do pageants.
13:25Which is,
13:26I just won last year
13:27Miss Universe Philippines.
13:28Am I a first runner?
13:29You're arrogant.
13:30No.
13:32You're just jealous of me.
13:33We're asking if you have a job,
13:34but it's all the same.
13:35The other kids don't have jobs.
13:36That's true.
13:37They're still young.
13:38But he's still going there.
13:39No, you.
13:40Ah, yes.
13:45I'm sorry.
13:46No, it's like...
13:47I didn't get it.
13:48I didn't get it.
13:49I didn't get it.
13:50That's why you're all talking about it.
13:51There's a tail.
13:52You're a title holder.
13:53I'm a first runner.
13:54So,
13:55what is it?
13:56Where do you get
13:57the money
13:58to provide for your family
13:59because
14:00Family
14:30Foreign
15:00Me
15:30My
15:38Phone
16:00My god, I know that I owe me Kenny basso

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