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00:00To love everybody. This is the first state's restaurant. Let's have some fun a
00:09Place where anything what have you got yourself into is possible. Are you ready? I'm shaking myself. I'm not
00:18Any some romance an instant attraction? Oh, you're gorgeous
00:24All of my women die, so don't get too close
00:32A match made in heaven
00:35You are just a big tall drink of water. Aren't you or a
00:40Sudden shock to the senses. Oh, here we go
00:46None of these diners know what to expect
00:49I'm actually getting engaged tonight. Absolutely. I won't send you dick pics. You are nailing this date pop
00:56What happens next? Oh, no, he's up to them
01:02Wrong truth
01:14Happy Valentine's Day
01:16I
01:18Love working in the restaurant on Valentine's Day
01:23Everyone's having a day, you know, people are doing nice things for each other. That's incredible. Everyone's full of love
01:31And do you know who loves it the most you know, my favorite day of the year
01:46Violets are blue that culture looks sexy. No sex as you in the first day. It's restaurants your dreams come true
01:56Who doesn't like a bit of romance I love it
02:01Oh
02:07How are you
02:12Daniel an old-school romantic disguised as a cheeky chap
02:17Quite well disguised in fairness. What is love? That's what God I wish I'd have asked me that before and coppers last night
02:25I
02:30Work in a bar, so I answer to Dan Daniel Dylan Chris occasionally whatever
02:39Like the shirt and and and the color of the hair pull out of hair mix reveals, but you can pull it off
02:45I'll probably come across a bit of a charmer and a bit like baby Jack the lab
02:49Coffee warnings on the way here. Be good
02:52But I think everyone is a little bit my ma and my nanny like don't mess don't be nessing
02:59I'm not that bad. I promise
03:02What's your type?
03:04Nothing dream. That is a big thing. Nothing where I live is a lot of luck that makes
03:08Like oh, you cannot go on a date with someone. Yeah home and my mom's tell me how it went because you rang our mom
03:15My mom is the nosiest human alive
03:18So brought a girl of my dad's and like it was never a serious thing. Yeah when she came to the house
03:24My mom was talking to her mom and to this day my mom be like, how's she getting on?
03:31She'd never admit this right, but I don't think anyone will ever be good enough for my mom
03:39If you had to rate yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, that's impossible and like 10 and 0
03:49But when it comes to dates blowing a bit like Carrie from sex in the city
03:55She likes big I like men
03:57They're so tall that people worry when they're like when they see me walking down the street with their like our issue being kidnapped
04:07Also, I'm bisexual but then you see can't ask me my type for women because that's all of them
04:12I
04:14Did look at you?
04:17How do you feel good? You know, I mean look I'm a flirt. It's gonna be fine
04:23It's a kind of sheams of our get her all to me like it's not her I guess they're worse
04:35We have a lot of people asking you like, how are you still single and it's because no one good enough has presented themselves
04:42I
04:44What are you hoping for tonight on the days?
04:49Now see, I know it doesn't sound serious coming out of my mouth
04:53But like I am looking for me like to love my life
04:55Like I look at my nanny and grandma like they're married like nearly 40 odd years like that like that's what I want
05:00Like you're in right hands here, you know
05:08I'm back
05:12I
05:13Returning for a second first date Ellie's left. Nothing to chance. She's even brought her own matchmaker
05:21Hi, mom. What should I be looking for now?
05:35I decided to come back to first dates because I just loved the first time so much and I made a really really nice
05:41Hi, how are you? It wasn't really romantic. So we kind of just call the hall to it, but we're still really really good friends
05:54Don't look don't look
05:57The last one was good-looking and lovely. So yeah, I have all my face. I need to find me someone really really nice
06:02I'm nervous. You don't have to be he's gonna be nervous when he sees you
06:06I want a bit of a bad boy. What's wrong with me? Why do I want to bet I want someone with an age?
06:13But not actually a bad way a good bad boy. Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're around somewhere
06:26Thank you, where's the accent
06:36I've done this before like no way. Yeah on here. Yeah, that's very pressure already. It's like
06:50It's weird to be here before my days
06:53I'm wishing I brought my phone. That's what I've got ADHD. I can't be yeah, we all do. Oh, but I'm dying
07:01I
07:04Am very nervous about going on a blind date
07:06Especially since I do have a sneaking suspicion that I might have already dated every single man in Dublin
07:17Mary is no stranger to the national game, but she's played her last
07:23regional fixture
07:24Who chats you up lots of cultures? I am myself a frog country
07:30which is to farm she's road frontage like
07:32chat her up
07:35Think I've just dated people who are very much like jimmers and guy heads, but I think I'm just kind of done
07:45I'd like someone different and just a bit spontaneous like myself
07:51Thank you
07:53I've been in a few situations
07:56one long-term relationship and
07:58Have only like been a relationship with men
08:18Your name
08:29I
08:33Find it really sexy
08:35Carbassus, I can earn it. Okay. I live with my two cats. Very nice. They're both named blowjob in different languages
08:45My cat's having those names is not surprising to anybody. Yeah within five minutes meeting me you're like, yeah that track
08:52Yeah, what are their actual names
08:55Pino and Pino Pino is the Italian word for blowjob. It's from Pino. Okay, and then peep as in dying one beep
09:02Yeah, tell me about your
09:12Is that your natural hair color no, I was wondering I literally died of two weeks ago
09:18Did you everybody was like have you actually died your hair before going on that television show
09:24It takes one very special to win me over
09:27I'm looking for just a genuine soul. Not someone now who is full of themselves
09:31I I used to suffer that when I was younger. Like my hair was purple before right? It was blue. Okay, it was pink
09:37Okay, it was red. Okay, it's black. That's brown, right?
09:41I'm losing blonde cause my hair's going out now. It's like my roots are black
09:50You know what the trickiest I was a toner because if you don't do a toner obviously it goes
10:03I should probably be drinking more water
10:06Anyway, I want to know about you
10:08Okay, I am
10:10Trained primary school teacher and I've been a primary school teacher for three years and like I do love it is great
10:16It's like the kids are fabulous
10:18What like I've done three years. I feel like I've done 30
10:20You have to like put a lesson plan together and you've got to like
10:23Know where your cues are to get on to the next thing and then if you've got like a little child
10:30Sorry, I'm like so comparing it to a comedy set because I'm a comedian so
10:36Are you an actual comedian? I'm actually
10:41Like no, I just think I'm
10:44I'm a little comedian like I'm so funny. No, no, I'm a stand-up comedian and a TV presenter and a TV producer
10:51I'm a pretty big deal. I
10:53Would never say that. Okay, am I pink?
10:58I've got a big personality. And so I need to kind of learn that I need to sometimes make room for another personality
11:04I'm an attention-seeking whore. It's your look you're honest about it
11:08But I love making people laugh and I think that that's a nice little super power, I mean tell me about you
11:28What's your favorite coffee I'm a simple girl I like an Americano. Yeah, I'm an old flat white kind of guy
11:34You look like a flat white guy
11:38What's your usual type I like to say I don't have a type but I'm more of a pattern
11:43Okay, my pattern tends to be blonde to blue. Okay, and would you be would you be happy with a blonde to blue?
11:48Why today?
11:49It'd be nice to break that pattern
11:51Okay
11:56Behold Alvin some lucky girls in for a real treat
12:02And a bunch of roses. Do you think you're a good date?
12:05Definitely yeah, therefore 10 10 out of 10 when I decide to meet up with someone. It's always a good time
12:19You've been brought up properly
12:21Yeah, I grew up. I've seen people in love
12:24That's why I'd love to obviously get married have kids and have start my own family. That's a nice suit
12:30Thank you, man, you look dapper man. Thank you. I like your presence. You you come you're making me blush now
12:37Oh, man, American also give a compliment. Oh, thank you. No, this is my first blind date
12:42Well, I'm not putting too much pressure in it. Just gonna go have fun
12:47Hi, I brought you flowers
12:52You're welcome. Oh, geez, you got flowers
12:55I've never had flowers bought for me before. They're not cheap ones bought in a garage. Thank you. I said
13:03Smooth well done. Would you like a drink sir? I'll do what she's drinking. Yeah, nice and easy, huh? It's a good match already
13:13I don't look at people and feel that attraction immediately
13:16It could take a couple minutes could take a couple hours could take a couple dates
13:20But once you've got a sexy personality, then yeah, that's all I need
13:25So what do you work as my job is boring. I work as a technical analyst
13:30That tells me you're smart. Yes
13:33Smartest guy in the world, but I make music as well. So yeah
13:38Pop Afrobeats R&B contemporary
13:44That's cool
13:50You
13:52Talk very fast
13:53Do I yeah, there's anyone ever touch that? No, I talk fast as well. Oh, actually I thought yeah
13:58Oh, yeah, I'll talk to flowers sometimes. Really? Yeah, maybe it's a second. I
14:05Don't know what it is, but I've liked this since as a kid
14:07I remember going through Guelph and coming back and 14 years of age, you know, cuz you know everything then telling all my friends
14:14No, listen girls from the country are better-looking. I promise like
14:17I
14:23Get a bit insulted. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, no, what's on record because then like people think like you sound like a cult G
14:32Know what a cult is. So I've had been having this debate recently. Come on
14:37Do tell
14:39everybody from outside Dublin's a culture
14:42A power from if you're from Galway, but Galway City, that's not called you
14:50Called you like oh, no, wait, and I'm building
14:54Date, it's over day over. No, you don't get a country. That's just what we call anyone from outside. Oh, but that's like a farmer
15:04So like a bugger bullet, yeah, but then a bugger or something different like
15:09Yeah, what's a bugger it's you like a farmer like
15:13Diesel jumper check short like you are a full-scale bogger like yeah
15:18full-scale
15:25BS
15:29L is for the way you look at me. Oh
15:36Oh
15:37It's 40. You both have great style. Thank you. She's killing it. Yeah, that's the aim
15:42Yeah, but the flares are great. You like
15:50Here's menus and I'll come back in a few minutes. Thank you. No problem
15:55And love can make it take my heart and please don't bring a magic Dutch
16:01was made for me and
16:05I
16:13I'll be honest with you. This is my first date in a couple years
16:20People look at me and think I'm some sort of playboy I
16:24Don't be going on dates that much or far from that
16:28I'm more like a church boy. That's the last time you had a relationship
16:32I'd say like 2018. I've been I've been in no listen. Listen, let me let me lie. I've been in stuff. Yeah
16:41That led that was leading to a relationship. Well, like she happens and what people nowadays call situations
16:49Yeah, well, I'm not like
16:51I'm not the one to stress anything. It's not working. It's not working. You're not gonna chase
16:55I'm only chasing you if if you're chasing me, so yeah
16:58I'm going to give what you are giving to me. I'm going to reciprocate what you're giving. Yes, sir. I'm very picky
17:06Because in the past I let a couple of people into my space and I just messed up my whole chakra
17:13So I'm very picky with who I lay in now
17:20So you're something cheers
17:29So do you mainly date men or women or both I've been on very few days
17:37Someone asked me what my sexuality before and like a trip. Yeah fears. I'd like a street
17:41But then someone said oh, maybe you're like demisexual because you really want to get to know a person before you form any kind of
17:46attachment I
17:47Like the wine not label
17:51This is my first day with a woman
17:54I
17:57Mean bisexual and I haven't dated a woman and so that doesn't make me feel vulnerable
18:01But it does make me feel like maybe there's a woman out there that I should be looking at
18:06I was like, oh, she's definitely like looking at me being like, oh like this one hasn't a clue. Oh my god
18:12No, no, no, it would be much more likely that you would be like, oh, I mean that's funny
18:19So what is love to you that oh goodness what a deep question
18:24No
18:26Maybe I don't know cuz I don't know if I've ever been in love. I told him whoever's right for me
18:31Put me on a date with them. Well, I'm delighted so far. So
18:38My god, they can't take their eyes off each other. It's so good
18:47What's your type
18:49My heart like you don't have one no like people I like oh
18:54No, wait, I think probably I know you do. I don't genuine. No, I feel like everyone has one
19:07Girl of my dreams, right?
19:08But not from Dublin
19:11ambitious intelligent good-looking
19:14brunette I
19:15Know listen, I just want someone sound like I mean
19:20If someone's attractive they're attractive like I don't have blonde
19:27So there would be many girls don't come in and know it
19:29No, I don't I don't get many girls coming into the bar. I don't know
19:32But most of the girls that come up to the bar are in their 60s and 70s
19:36Okay, but I will flirt with them. Of course. I will
19:40I
19:44Tell you something are you the first child are you the only child a little child?
19:48Are you so I've been older sister and a younger sister
19:51I always say I'm blessed to have a South African mother and I shot her god bless. I just had Irish parents
19:59I wouldn't know good food. I
20:01Wouldn't know
20:04I
20:08Spice seasoning
20:11No one does a barbecue like a South African. No, do you like your food spicy? I could do spicy
20:16How how much spice can you handle because I'm Nigerian don't burn my mouth off, please. No
20:22I've been here close to eight years now. So it's more like home
20:27My brother lives in Clondalkin and I love my brother man, because my mom is in America
20:33Yeah, my other brother is in America. My dad is in Nigeria
20:37So just me my brother here in Ireland. Yeah
20:40Do you ever feel at all lonely? Yeah in all honesty sometimes. Yeah
20:46So, yeah, it's good to feel like you have family or
20:54Wings thank you. I've got your drinks here. My cocktail looks sexy. No sex as you
21:02Nothing, that's as sexy as me
21:11Do you know when people are attracted to each other touch at the hair
21:18The leaning in
21:21Licking the lips
21:24Sometimes you just pick up on a vibe though, you know, you go to a table and you just kind of feel it. Yeah, I
21:29I
21:31Love oysters now
21:33How do you feel about oysters? I
21:35Don't think I've ever had oysters
21:37Actually, nice. I like it because I like seafood. Okay, it's very
21:43oceany
21:46Okay, well if we do it together I'll do it, okay, I
21:50Just like passionate people someone that's like thirsty for knowledge, you know, I'm really like that. I'm very curious. Do you like vinaigrette?
21:58She might as well
22:00We're gonna do this together. Okay, but you're taking a sauce. Yeah, it's very like that
22:13There's nothing in your
22:20You can do it you can do it. Yeah
22:28That's
22:35Really nice I am delighted. Oh my god eat up
22:39Okay
22:54If you're out with the boys, oh do you text the person that you're with or no?
22:58Well, yeah, obviously, right. I'm an idea are known into my club here and I'm gonna talk for four hours. Enjoy that. That's not great
23:06Another thing if you're with someone like do introduce them to your friends. Why would you not introduce them to France?
23:15Have you went out with people who wouldn't introduce
23:18For the year and a half. I never met their friend
23:22It was sad to be honest I was it was negative but then I'm like it's actually positive
23:28No, cuz now I know what I want. I want a man a real man. This feels like someone doesn't want to be part of life
23:33Like yeah
23:35I felt very left out. I think I deserve love because I'm a very loving person. Are you losing faith?
23:43No, I don't think I am. No, I've got friends of mine. We're in really lovely relationships
23:47And I just feel like you know, I'm still so young. I just feel like there's a lot of people in the world
23:54To go on loads of dates
23:57Well, you're older when I was younger, okay, but then like I got the sake of it cuz like I
24:04I was definitely a spot where I didn't want to be seeing anyone
24:07Like after my last relationship ended, I definitely like went on a prolonged procession of feeling sorry for myself
24:13Like have you had any dates recently? No
24:17Yeah, I definitely went for a while where like I was dating a lot
24:23Yeah, I don't even want to be at this like I'm just doing it. I feel like a half-ton
24:28Yeah
24:31You do you feel you feel worse yourself like being a fella
24:36We're probably not as good where our emotions and I'm I'm
24:40Worse than most like I'm very closed off. Sometimes you're chasing something like
24:50I think that's the whole thing about being that bit of a jack the lad like I put myself under a lot of pressure to
24:56Appear a certain way like oh, yeah, but everything bounces off me
25:00so then
25:01You know like I don't like to let the masks slip like
25:05And I think that kind of leads me being a little bit lonely. Sometimes like
25:09There's times I've had friends say to me and you seem brown to me
25:13No, I'm nice. I'm great
25:16I need someone that can be a bit patient with that
25:26I
25:35Need to go back from now. Mm-hmm. I'll be back in a bit here. Enjoy you can come in if you want
25:46Hello
25:47How's it going? It's interesting. Yeah, I don't know if I'm feeling it or not
25:53Think there was another environment and he's having the approach he's having now. I'd probably look at him and go. Oh, really?
26:04What's the approach like
26:06What just the kind of way he phrases some things? It's like flirty
26:10What am I coining? Oh
26:17Maybe it's nerves
26:20Should I hide my hair?
26:22For a nervous reaction, that's a very interesting route to go for
26:27Like, you know when someone's nervous, they might be trying to like seem a certain way and maybe there's yeah
26:32And you kind of you can put your foot in your mouth with nerves sometime
26:36That's the face
26:38I'll take your word for it
26:40When people are like, oh my god, you've got such great balls to do this. I'm first. I'm like first of all
26:46balls are weak a
26:48Double that is strong
26:50People definitely see me and think there's a confident woman and they're not wrong
26:54But I am like the most insecure confident person that you'll ever come across
26:57I think that's true of a lot of comedians
26:59I do end up staying up very late getting things done because I should have done it during the day, but I ADHD myself
27:07I can be in a room full of people and still feel lonely
27:10I think that that comes with being neurodiverse
27:13obviously once you get diagnosed with something you can go back in your life and you're like
27:16Oh, it makes sense the way that I was like this or that or whatever people are going. Oh
27:21Everyone's got ADHD these days. It's like no, it's more that it wasn't visible like
27:26Homosexuality or like being left-handed. It's always been there and I am someone that is so
27:33Open-minded
27:34I've tried Reiki. Yeah acupuncture and then I've also tried drugs and chemicals
27:40Then of course, there's like 20% of people that medication just doesn't work on and blah blah
27:45Redheads especially apparently what's up with that? I know
27:49We're less sceptical to that like that. We need like you need more for gingers
27:52I'm like, what's that about because all you like I had an incident or I need to get stitches
27:56I'm like he injected me like twice
27:58He's like I can't give you any more. He was like, oh, you're just gonna feel a lot of pain. I was okay
28:03Yeah, you're like the Hulk
28:12Hi
28:15So he's blonde but isn't like Pete Davidson in an implant
28:23Yeah, sorry, let's just draw this down here for yourself, but you're perfect no worries
28:28He did tell me I look nice when I came in, but I just don't know to be honest
28:31I don't think he likes me at all
28:34Are we getting on sweating buckets?
28:36I
28:54Am so oblivious she could be sitting here with a dead straight face
28:57No, but you know, I'd be sitting here touching the arm laughs every joke a bit. No interest at all
29:03Knock it out the park one. You're doing great
29:07If
29:12You ever bump into Stu from Cork be sure to say hello
29:17Maybe avoid the word. Hi, I think people be mean they probably think like Jesus Christ. He's stormed. I'm not it's actually just my personality
29:27Stu what have you got yourself into I
29:30Tend to think any dates I've gone on the the other person they've at least like enjoyed my company
29:36You're real. You're not a hologram
29:39Even if it's sometimes been like a nod your head and smile politely kind of way you're cute. It's an icebreaker
29:49I'm like a social introvert
29:51So I find my voice will get lost a lot in like pubs or clubs or big groups
29:56And one-on-one thing like this I can put my personality across I suppose. Yeah
30:03What are you doing by the trade can ask you what's your three I work from home
30:06Do I'm kind of like web development stuff tech support moment as I'm a part-time student
30:10I went back to do my bachelor's in counseling and psychotherapy. Oh cool
30:14We just really needed a shrink in the family and it seemed like the cheapest way. So
30:19What are you looking for today, um, I have no expectations, but I'm completely completely open to you know, something awesome happening
30:29Great man one said come as you are
30:32Oh
30:34Wise words indeed
30:36personified by Lada who's come just as she is
30:40We all pretend we are better than we are when we are starting to date someone
30:44But what I try to do is just be myself
30:47Because that's what you're getting
30:52What's your name Lada Wow
30:58Before I met you you brighten up my day
31:01Are you ready to do this day?
31:07Press to
31:09This is Lada
31:10How's it going? Good nice to meet you
31:12I think I'd go for guys who I can hold a conversation with and I really love people who are passionate about something
31:22It's
31:25Even if you're not say yes. Yeah. Okay. Good. I do the resting heart rate of like a drum and bass concert
31:32Where you from Czech Republic, yeah
31:36It's just a crew move. I don't know if you know it. No, I just have Prague and not bragging. Of course. Yeah, not back
31:43I met a boy
31:45He was Irish. We moved to Ireland together and then that didn't work out
31:50But in the meantime Ireland managed to snatch my heart
31:55Hi, how are you? We're not nervous
32:08You think you look like Pete Davidson God do you think I do I'll take it if I do there's a resemblance
32:20I'll find out
32:25Hi, I
32:27Think I think you look a bit like don't want Olivia nail. Oh, geez. I wish no I don't but I'm not gonna lie
32:33I have awful eyes like
32:35Glasses are in the top pocket, but they're never on my mate. I like Don, please
32:41They'd be like what Don, please Don
32:45That's your name
32:50Just I think I definitely introduce myself, you know, you definitely didn't say your name I
32:56Think I did
33:01You didn't say your name you didn't what's my name Emily what?
33:15It did fancy him definitely
33:17But I don't think he was hurting me at all
33:20See, I don't like not no one. No, you know, it's odd bit mysterious. Oh for me to be honest
33:27Purchase
33:30Hi
33:37Moments of truth then do you think you'd like to see each other again? Maybe first? No
33:44No, no, you can go first. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, I would I said
33:55Thank you, I
33:58Didn't think you'd say yes, I didn't think you'd say yeah, really. I'm afraid hard to read
34:03Yeah, you were giving off mysterious vibes. I was like, what's going on here? No. Yeah, I thought you were gonna say no
34:08No, I thought I was convinced you're gonna say no. Okay
34:14Would you say that you fancied each other I'll let you go first for us last no, you go first again. Yeah, I did
34:20Yeah, okay. Okay. Yeah. No I did
34:25Our family below I was actually like a bit shock
34:30You're gonna put on my rosemary. Do you like Pete Davidson? I do I do
34:35Yeah, everything for him. Yeah. No, thank God
34:40Like now tell me nanny all about
34:44You
34:48Will you guess for yes
34:53Stupid you think you're a real mean guy
34:58The greatest thing you can ever learn is to love and to get love in return
35:04Do you know anything about st. Valentine? I know it's named after st. Valentino
35:10She died on February 14th
35:14That's why everybody goes out for a nice meal
35:24When was the last relationship
35:27It was in October and I've learned exactly what not to do again. That's all that matters. I
35:35Learned this new thing. Mm-hmm. You're not my business. It's not my problem
35:39Even if you hurt me if I drop you then you're no longer my problem
35:43When I was younger, I stopped so much resentment towards people
35:48Well growing older. I realized you even having that's much anger towards them. I
35:54Feel makes them feel some type of you don't empowered. Yes
35:58like when I know
36:00Someone is preying on my downfall. I'm like
36:03How good you have to be to have someone feel that way about you? Yeah, would you say that dating makes you feel vulnerable?
36:11Yeah, because you're letting someone into your space or your life
36:17But regardless, that's how you meet the right person
36:23Go first go first. No, no you go ladies first. I talk too much. I don't talk much
36:29I want someone that talks that talks a lot. I don't talk much. I'm a talker only if you make me feel comfortable
36:35You're doing a good job, that's my job, baby. Oh, yeah, my friends are the quiet shy type
36:47Do you have a dog? No, I'm more of a cat person
36:50Yeah, I like both but I'm slightly less allergic to cats. Yeah, then I am two dogs
36:54Yeah, it's weird. You get people who have cats and they're allergic to cats
36:58Cats are perfect and we need to suffer for them
37:01I
37:02About halfway into lockdown. I
37:05Amazingly, I was wondering about this cheeky little sector gorgeous. Sorry. Yes. I interrupted you rudely. Yeah, no rudeness
37:12Yeah, you just distracted me from a depressants offer
37:17We all played a lot of games I
37:20Spent like two months playing D&D like five times a week. I'm not even joking. It was amazing
37:26I only got into it about two months ago. Oh, really?
37:29I'm playing a human barge
37:32Parts are the best. His name is Alan
37:34Great. I just want to give him a really mundane
37:37Very ass name. It's brilliant. I racked up like 500 hours in the first like three months of lockdown or something
37:45I'm fine
37:47This isn't an intervention
37:50Maybe later
37:56What's up
37:57It's called a some Pierre. I think I'll look through your French
38:01I'm really into languages like, you know, I know he came our daughter. Yeah, Dino got like, you know
38:09It's my chin there. So my opinion would be okay if they don't speak Irish, they will
38:15She's actually a bit of it
38:20I speak five languages Irish English French Russian and sign language
38:26That's incredible. I
38:28Think it's an attractive quality to speak a lot of languages. I'm good. Thank you. How are you?
38:33To want to be educated and to appreciate education. It's very very hot. I'm definitely kidding. So I learned like
38:40Here's me like basically probably tell me
38:47I've never asked what you do for the father
38:49Oh, it's like, oh I just go
39:02D&D was like your lockdown hobby. What's your main other?
39:06Outlets I suppose I've read 57 books so far this year 57. Mm-hmm. Fuck a duck. That's that's bad
39:15I'm reading a good book on like the
39:18Anthropological history of goth music in the UK
39:22Okay. Yeah, I'm just like look I need to take myself off the date market even more
39:28So I'm just gonna read this fucking book
39:31Honestly, I think it's great
39:34The Terry Pratchett said the most fun you can have by yourself is writing so I'd extend it
39:39Well, do you expect to him and say the most fun you can have by yourself? Yeah, but that's sounds too smart
39:44I consume the content
39:47Everyone create yourself. Do you write I have written a novel?
39:52So yeah, okay
39:56It's just about a bunch of people in their late 20s
39:59Is it somewhere? Can I can I find it somewhere? No, I
40:03Never got it published, but it's sort of functioned as like a ritual spell on my own life
40:10The protagonist he ends up leaving a shitty job and meeting the love of his life
40:14I finished writing that book and at the same time I met the love of my life and left my shitty job
40:19So I wrote that novel
40:22Kind of got into late 20s got into a big relationship and as that does it kind of put a hold on a bunch of
40:28other stuff
40:30There's no doubt that I kind of rested on my laurels in that relationship
40:34once I found the one it was like a
40:37Job done. I unlocked the happy ending and you do that, you know with the best of intentions
40:42But you kind of you stop developing. I
40:45Never really went back to it
40:55What you trying to do
41:01So, how are we doing this paper don't worry you're gonna pay for it all yeah
41:12I
41:19Never had someone pay full bill for me before never had that. No, I've paid for meals for people before
41:29I'm so happy. It's happened tonight. This is the first time for everything. Well done
41:37Would you think you'd like to see each other again
41:42Yeah, she's
41:44Yeah, I like her just cool
41:48Yes
41:50Good little bit of connection. I like someone who's also passionate about music and what they do
41:56This is our lovely area here. Oh, I was nervous at first for
42:02She eased me into the whole day and everything. So yeah
42:05I know this one
42:08Thank you, I'd like to know more I haven't been able to figure out what kind of person he is yet
42:14If you're dating someone and wish to take the relationship to the next level
42:19Gifting them with six roses is a perfect way to express those feelings subtly
42:35So last year I got out of a long-term relationship
42:42Super fun
42:44It was six years and
42:46We were engaged. I think when we broke up I went on a few dates and it was grand
42:51But you know my heart wasn't really in it and you know stopped doing that like last summer and then since then I've just been like
42:57kind of
42:58Dating myself, you know
43:00Yeah
43:02She taught me love and she taught me loss as well. And if you've only ever experienced one, sorry, you only have half the story
43:10So now I have the full story and it's a time for the sequel. I
43:15Went through something similar, but few years ago
43:19My last big relationship and it
43:23Not well
43:25It's not a fun breakup at the time I felt like my world has ended because we were together for I
43:32Think six years six and six. Oh, was it six years? Oh great. What a great number. Yeah, just missing one
43:41Special
43:44It's okay now obviously
43:46But I think it was important for me to go through that because I you know, I learned a lot
43:51I know people who have never been single in their life. Hmm
43:55It's so weird and I feel like you need to
43:59Learn to be with yourself before you can actually get into a relationship with someone else
44:05God, I hate using the word blessing and I really want to use it right now
44:07I was gonna say like it's a blessing in disguise. Yeah
44:11Take it back. It's true though. You're right
44:15Also take it back
44:16It's like I'm fine on my own. But also sometimes you just feel like you want to you know, like have that someone you can
44:23Whatever, you know 100% you know, so yeah
44:30It's it's good to want it back after a certain point I think
44:39I am very refreshed though that you're not like looking at me being like, oh, it's the baby game
44:44To be honest, that makes me kind of proud that you thought that I was like a grown lesbian. I love
44:53Yeah
44:54Yeah, so I'm going to put this here. It's okay. I'm happy to pay. Okay. No, I prefer to split
45:00But like I'm happy to pay don't look at me
45:03Alright, well to end this awkwardness. That'll be great
45:08there's definitely a
45:10Connection there and I would like to see where it can go
45:24Or what live Bula Arish
45:29I'll go for it. I
45:31Really liked your company. I just had a great time. And so I'd be happy to see wherever it goes. I
45:39Was very much feel the same capacity that I would like to meet you again
45:47She was just very unapologetically herself and I loved that
45:54I guess soon as I sat down everything was like so chill so nice. I like you really made me feel just like so at ease
46:04You fancy each other
46:06Yeah, yeah
46:10There be no universe in which it would be okay to not want to know more about you
46:18God that's a way too nice. I can't do from Kerry
46:23You're hot, okay
46:33Yeah, what was I gonna say, I don't know because I forgot what we were talking about it's gonna be really fucking clever
46:40It was cool. It's just really easy going we bit of heartbreak and optimism mixed in together
46:46Guys as they say all good things must come to an end. I think that's a lie
46:51But I'm picking this up by the way, so
46:55Did you fancy her? Oh, yeah. Yeah
46:59Thank you
47:05Hello stranger, hello
47:09Would you like to see each other again romantically
47:14Personally I would like to but you know, yeah
47:21Class
47:23Actually, who doesn't like a bit of romance
47:26He writes books. I read books
47:30Yeah, I mean even on a transactional level fucking yeah
47:36Take this
47:37memento
47:38We had a great conversation. It did not feel like we were sat there for a very long time
47:45Come see it
47:48It seems to be a lot of common ground so to me it makes sense to just keep exploring
47:57Regardless of where it leads. It's already been awesome
48:03We love because it's the only true invention
48:07Oh
48:12Love is being vulnerable being open being selfless
48:18It's like you just have your best friend around all the time. You're something. Yeah, that's that's why they came up with the fucking word
48:25Comfort and safety like just knowledge that you can like count on that person also oral sex
48:32It's the ability to just do normal things would be completely amazed by down
48:38Oh
48:45Thank you very much
48:47We're back
48:49I'm a big goofball at the end of day. Hey, you'll come with the frog here
48:55Now with all your friends be dead I'd lie on the wall shall have anybody
49:01Oh
49:02Don't get steamy in the kitchen. You're a giver and I'm gonna take you gotta do what you gotta do to make the person
49:08Like it we're doing a switcheroo
49:30You