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00:00NBA East odds, as we know, as we restart tonight, the Celtics, head and shoulders above everybody
00:07else.
00:08Then you have the Cavs and the Knicks, et cetera, et cetera.
00:11You said it perfectly yesterday.
00:13Nobody's beating the Celtics.
00:15Nobody's beating the Celtics.
00:16It doesn't matter.
00:18They all are wasting their time.
00:20It's already, it's literally over already.
00:24When they want to play, I said it yesterday, flicking a switch, ACDC, they literally can
00:30turn a switch and beat anyone's ass by 30.
00:34Anyone.
00:35It doesn't, Cavs, Knicks, they can play them both at the same time and they'd still win
00:39by 20.
00:40It's amazing.
00:43On the West side of things, the Thunder plus 105, then the Nuggets, Lakers, Grizzlies,
00:48Clippers, Mavs, et cetera, et cetera, Warriors, Rockets.
00:53It's amazing to me, the West odds are, I think, spaghetti.
00:59The Thunder, to me, without a doubt, should be there in the Nuggets.
01:04I got no problem with that.
01:06I think the Grizzlies and Rockets and Lakers are the other teams for me.
01:10On the outside, Clippers and Mavs.
01:15The Mavs, to me, on the outside, because Anthony Davis isn't healthy.
01:19If he is healthy, Kyrie Irving and Anthony Davis will supersede several of those teams.
01:27All of their bigs are injured.
01:29They got four bigs and they're all injured.
01:31They're shot right now.
01:33Right now, it doesn't matter.
01:35Right now, in the least, it's just absolutely meaningless.
01:40All that matters is finish line, get in, be healthy in mid-April, and roll then.
01:49That's all that matters.
01:50The NBA's regular season is a giant toilet bowl.
01:55That's all it is.
01:57And flush it down the drain, it doesn't matter.
01:59It's a waste of time.
02:01All it is is making money, selling tickets and merchandise and food and beer.
02:07And then the real basketball season, there's only one.
02:12It's the playoffs.
02:13The regular season is a nightmare.
02:14It's a waste of time.
02:16The playoffs, same with baseball.
02:18October's all that matters.
02:20Let's stop with all this other shenanigans.
02:22You know as well as I do, Carver High will admit right now the only reason to watch baseball
02:28is for his Tater home runs every day on Coast to Coast.
02:32That's it.
02:33That is the only reason I watch baseball from April to September.
02:38Just for home runs.
02:39Chicks dig the long ball.
02:41That's it.
02:42The only real drama-filled baseball games are in October.
02:47That's the only time that baseball matters when you really want to watch.
02:51It's all about Taters from April.
02:52And while we're at it, hockey too.
02:54The Stanley Cup's all that matters.
02:56Let's just get real here.
02:57Well yeah, look.
02:58College basketball's awesome, but the tournament is just absolutely sex on the stick.
03:03It's about March for college hoops.
03:06Hockey it's too long.
03:07You know, October to April, it's a very, very long haul that they play.
03:13Meanwhile, April to June, Stanley Cup playoffs.
03:17That's it.
03:18So when the money's on the table and every night, it absolutely matters.