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00:00Now, it's started. This is a side story.
00:02This time, we are going to talk about a side story.
00:04Please welcome these people.
00:09What kind of meeting is this?
00:11I can't imagine. I'm looking forward to it.
00:15Mr. Juni Takada.
00:17It's your first time here.
00:19Please tell us who you are, Mr. Takada.
00:21I feel like I've been here 4 or 5 times already.
00:23That's not true!
00:26Mr. Takada and I have been working together recently.
00:30It's Mr. Okada's show.
00:32It's easy for Mr. Okada to come here.
00:35It's really hard for me.
00:37It's really hard for me.
00:39It's really hard for me.
00:41Don't say it's hard.
00:42It's really hard for me.
00:44I have to pick up Mr. Okada's stupidity.
00:46I'm doing my best, but I don't need it from the side.
00:50It's a stupidity that doesn't fit in a laughing textbook.
00:54That's the fun of it.
00:56It's really hard for me.
00:58It's easy for me.
01:00It's hard for me.
01:02If I were you, I would have a little bit of a bad expression on my face.
01:06It's hard to do it.
01:08That's right.
01:10I don't know if it's hard.
01:12Only Mr. Okada can do it.
01:14It's hard.
01:16This is also a side story.
01:185th story? 6th story?
01:20It's a 7th story.
01:22I'm tired.
01:24I'm tired.
01:26I'm tired.
01:28This is a 4th story.
01:30Tonight.
01:32There are a lot of fans from entertainers.
01:34The first person I laughed at in my life was Mr. Takada.
01:38I'm glad. I'll tell you where to dig in.
01:40I'm in trouble.
01:42Japanese legend comedian Junji Takada is here.
01:48I want to hear more about you.
01:50You don't have the courage, do you?
01:52I don't have the courage.
01:54I don't have the courage.
01:56Mr. Takada, the king of comedy.
01:58What is the 4th story of his brilliant life as an entertainer?
02:02I joined the theater from the age of 30.
02:04Theater?
02:06I had a one-year-old child.
02:08At that time?
02:10How much was it when you were on TV?
02:12It was about 100,000 yen.
02:14It wasn't 200,000 yen.
02:16Is that so?
02:18On the other side of the legendary location.
02:22You washed your hair a lot.
02:24While doing that.
02:26It's a hair massage.
02:28It's a demon's business.
02:30The man who admires entertainers.
02:32I can't make a joke.
02:34I can't make a joke.
02:36An unexpected 4th story.
02:38An unexpected 4th story.
02:40It's a question.
02:42It's a question.
02:44I'm sorry to say such a bad joke.
02:46I don't know what you're talking about.
02:50This is a 4th story.
02:52It's starting.
02:54Here's tonight's topic.
02:56Three random men from the Showa, Heisei and Genokai come to the store.
03:02Mr. Takada is very good at random things.
03:06I'm not good at it.
03:08I've been told by the world that I'm a man who eats adults.
03:10No one told you.
03:12I've only been there once or twice.
03:14I've only been there once or twice.
03:16I've only been there once or twice.
03:20Mr. Okada is not good at it.
03:22I'm not good at it.
03:24I don't know if you don't like it.
03:26Mr. Okada is desperate.
03:28I'm not good at it.
03:30I'm not good at it.
03:32I'm not good at it.
03:34I'm embarrassed.
03:36I haven't been desperate for more than 30 years.
03:38I'm embarrassed.
03:40It's been 32 years.
03:42You've been desperate for a long time.
03:44You look like a high school boy.
03:46You two are a variety show.
03:48You're handsome, so you're a variety show.
03:50You're a variety show.
03:52I'm sure you're handsome.
03:54Mr. Okada is handsome.
03:56Mr. Okada is handsome.
03:58We're often told that we're handsome.
04:00We're often told that we're handsome.
04:02I'm wondering if this generation really thinks we're handsome.
04:06I'm wondering if this generation really thinks we're handsome.
04:08The times will change.
04:10What about Hime Hime?
04:12I'm Hime Hime.
04:14I'm sorry.
04:16I'm Hime Hime.
04:18I'm Hime Hime.
04:20I'm Hime Hime.
04:22I'm sorry.
04:24We're all handsome.
04:26We're all handsome.
04:28We have high noses and big eyes.
04:30We're all handsome.
04:32Don't be embarrassed.
04:34I'm embarrassed.
04:36I'm embarrassed.
04:38I can't think of anything.
04:40I can't think of anything right now.
04:42He's got a big nose and big eyes.
04:44It's almost like he's got double eyelids.
04:46He's just commenting on the thin parts.
04:48It's all about the thin parts.
04:50Okay, Yoshimura-san.
04:52What topics are you interested in?
04:54I want to talk about Legend Comedian Junji Takada.
04:58Let's go with this.
05:00This is a VTR.
05:02Okada-san, can you pretend to be in a VTR?
05:04Okay, let's go.
05:06Wow!
05:08I did it!
05:12After this,
05:14Takada-san's life as an entertainer.
05:16I'm about 42 years old.
05:18I'm about the same age as a salaryman.
05:22I've been working as a photographer for 200 million years.
05:24What are you talking about?
05:26Hey, that's enough!
05:28I'm serious.
05:32Legend Comedian Junji Takada
05:34is a man you can't help but talk about.
05:36Junji Takada
05:38Junji Takada is
05:40a man who has always been active
05:42in the entertainment world.
05:44He's a really funny guy.
05:46What kind of life did he live
05:48to establish his position as a legend?
05:50to establish his position as a legend?
05:52So tonight,
05:54we're going to talk about
05:56his life as an entertainer.
05:58We're going to hear
06:00the stories of his life
06:02from Takada-san's profile.
06:04We're going to hear the stories of his life
06:06from Takada-san's profile.
06:08That's right.
06:10You're the legend!
06:12I'm glad to be called a comedian.
06:14I've never been in a play,
06:16I've never been in a play,
06:18I've never been in a drama,
06:20and I've never been in a magic show.
06:22I'm not a magician.
06:24As a field,
06:26if you ask me what it is,
06:28what can I say?
06:30It's like someone who is related to the entertainment world.
06:33Even so, it's hard to say that you've been in the same line for a long time.
06:37As far as I can see,
06:39he's a comedian.
06:40I thought he was a comedian.
06:42He has an image of a comedian.
06:44But, as we said earlier,
06:47he makes jokes that are not in the textbook.
06:50So, on the contrary, there are many fans of comedians.
06:53For example, Untouchable Shibata.
06:55He came in thinking he wanted to be like Junji Takada.
06:59Then, his partner is also a comedian like Junji Takada.
07:03I see.
07:04That's why he liked that kind of movement.
07:06Recently, Kazurada also said that he is a fan of Junji Takada.
07:09So, there are many fans of comedians.
07:12As far as I can see on TV,
07:14Junji Takada is the first to put makeup on his eyebrows.
07:19I've never seen anyone else do it.
07:21When I have a lot of waiting time,
07:24I don't put makeup on my eyebrows.
07:26For the first time,
07:27I asked a person who put makeup on his eyebrows
07:30if I could put makeup on his eyebrows.
07:32He said yes.
07:33So, I put makeup on my eyebrows.
07:34He's a pioneer.
07:35He's a pioneer.
07:36He's a pioneer.
07:37He's a pioneer.
07:38I don't know why his eyebrows are funny.
07:41He has no idea.
07:42He has no idea.
07:43He has no idea.
07:44His eyebrows are funny.
07:45I'm glad to hear that.
07:46We don't have a field,
07:48so we have to come up with more ideas.
07:50He's the pioneer of people who can make a joke at the beginning of the shoot.
07:56Of course.
07:57There aren't many people who can make a joke.
08:00Did Junji Takada come up with the idea?
08:02Yes, he did.
08:03He did it on TV.
08:05He did it on TV.
08:06I didn't have many friends on TV.
08:10What?
08:11There were famous people around me.
08:13Mr. Takeshi, Mr. Matsumoto, Mr. Kishi.
08:16All of them were famous.
08:17There weren't many people like me.
08:21So I had to do something.
08:23I did it for three years.
08:25Mr. Fukada, the producer at the time,
08:28was strict.
08:30He asked me if I could give him more money.
08:32I said yes.
08:33I said yes.
08:34I said yes.
08:35I said yes.
08:36I said yes.
08:37I said yes.
08:38I said yes.
08:39I said yes.
08:40I said yes.
08:41I said yes.
08:42I said yes.
08:43I said yes.
08:44I said yes.
08:45He was as strict as a salaryman at the time.
08:50Was Mr. Takada a latecomer?
08:53I joined the theater group when I was 30.
08:55Theater group?
08:56I joined the theater group at Tokyo Kandenshi.
08:58Tokyo Kandenshi?
08:59I joined the theater group.
09:00At first, I did it for about a year when I was a graduate student.
09:04But I quit.
09:05After that, I took advantage of my talent.
09:07I was a jewelry designer.
09:09You may not have heard it.
09:11I took advantage of my talent.
09:13I was a jewelry designer.
09:15You were a jewelry designer.
09:17I was a jewelry designer.
09:18I was a jewelry designer.
09:20I'm just saying.
09:22I'm just saying.
09:29At that time, the jewelry industry was doing well.
09:35I liked girls at the reception.
09:40You like her, don't you?
09:42You like her, don't you?
09:44So I called her.
09:46I went to the yakitori restaurant.
09:48Before that,
09:50Emoto, Akira, and Bengal
09:52were there.
09:54They were the members.
09:56And they were all
09:58talking about the play.
10:00I was a bit of a pervert.
10:02A pervert?
10:04I've never heard that before.
10:06Not a pervert, but a pervert.
10:08A pervert.
10:10A pervert.
10:14I couldn't talk about the play.
10:16There were only girls.
10:18I was embarrassed.
10:20I went home
10:22because I was depressed.
10:24And then
10:26I got a call.
10:28It was in August.
10:30I was wondering if I could
10:32go to the park in November.
10:34But I was working at a company.
10:36I thought I could do it
10:38while I was working.
10:40So I decided to go to the company.
10:42I wanted to do it.
10:44If you didn't meet at the restaurant,
10:46you might not be able to do it.
10:48Wow.
10:50The rehearsal started at 12 o'clock
10:52and ended at about 5 o'clock at night.
10:54I was wondering where I would work.
10:56I see.
10:58That's how it was.
11:00Tokyo.
11:02If I didn't meet at that time,
11:04I would have been 30 years old.
11:06I'm sorry to say that.
11:08I was 30 years old.
11:10It doesn't matter.
11:12It doesn't matter.
11:14Please let me go.
11:16I thought it was my last chance.
11:18I see.
11:20That's how it was.
11:22At the opening of the shoot,
11:24there was a funny scene
11:26that we couldn't think of.
11:28It was funny to watch.
11:30It was funny.
11:32Even though you weren't a comedian,
11:34what made you start shooting
11:36and do the opening scene?
11:38I had never done that kind of work
11:40outside of the company.
11:42The director,
11:44Inaba,
11:46used me a lot.
11:48Before the shoot,
11:50we talked about
11:52making people laugh
11:54at least once.
11:56Do you remember what you did
11:58at the beginning?
12:00I remember.
12:02I broke the glass.
12:04You broke the glass?
12:06At the opening?
12:08It was an idea.
12:10What was it?
12:12I pulled the glass in front of the camera.
12:14You can't see the glass, can you?
12:16I broke the glass with my hand.
12:18I see.
12:20Did you break the TV camera?
12:22Yes.
12:24It was a good idea.
12:26Let's do it.
12:28Everyone is doing it now.
12:30I see.
12:32By the way,
12:34at the opening of the shoot,
12:36you two made a lot of jokes.
12:38You made a lot of jokes.
12:40Yes, we did.
12:42I thought you were amazing.
12:44You made a lot of jokes.
12:46Yes, we did.
12:48I remember that.
12:50You took off your shoes.
12:52I thought you would be popular.
12:54No, no.
12:56I saw that.
12:58You were popular.
13:00No, I didn't.
13:02I was desperate.
13:04You were relaxed.
13:06You said you didn't make much money
13:08when you appeared on TV.
13:10How much did you make?
13:121 million yen?
13:141 million yen?
13:161 million yen?
13:18Don't say that.
13:20I didn't make
13:22200,000 yen.
13:24Really?
13:26Yes.
13:30I had to be in the production team.
13:32I see.
13:34At that time,
13:36I was the only one
13:38who was on TV.
13:40The other members
13:42were on the stage.
13:44There were only four of us.
13:46I was the only one who had a one-year-old child.
13:48What?
13:50At that time,
13:52I thought you were popular
13:54because you had a one-year-old child.
13:56However,
13:58when I had a one-year-old child,
14:00I couldn't drink alcohol.
14:02I understand.
14:04You couldn't drink alcohol.
14:06I couldn't drink alcohol.
14:08That's all.
14:10That's all.
14:12I remember
14:14you were the first person
14:16who laughed
14:18so much
14:20I'm glad.
14:22I'll tell you where to dig.
14:24I'll tell you.
14:26I'll tell you.
14:28I'll tell you.
14:30I'll tell you.
14:32It's fast.
14:34The angle is different.
14:36It's not the angle of an entertainer.
14:38The angle of an entertainer is different.
14:40When I noticed it,
14:42I was cut off from behind.
14:44It's dangerous.
14:46I remember
14:48that scene.
14:50It's a legend.
14:52Many people don't wash their fingers
14:54in advance.
14:56I didn't like it
14:58because my fingers were red.
15:00You washed your fingers a lot.
15:02I was doing that
15:04and I was washing my mouth.
15:06It's rude.
15:08You don't like it, do you?
15:10I understand.
15:12But you changed your mind at once.
15:14I thought it was a legend.
15:16I watched it many times
15:18because it was a famous scene.
15:20It's a legend.
15:22I put a gum on my mouth and stretched my fingers.
15:24We did a lot of things.
15:26We shouldn't have done that.
15:28I'll tell you a joke.
15:30There is a famous actress
15:32called Nijiko Kiyokawa.
15:34She lived in a suburb.
15:36She had a land
15:38of about 2,000 square meters
15:40in the city center.
15:42She was a guarantor.
15:44She was a guarantor.
15:46A friend of hers
15:48opened a company.
15:50There were four people,
15:52but one of them said it was okay.
15:54She complained to the guarantor.
15:56The guarantor was angry
15:58and fired her.
16:00There were five guarantors.
16:02The bank gave the money
16:04to the richest person.
16:06The bank took the land of 2,000 square meters.
16:08When I went there,
16:10I was in a small house in the suburbs.
16:12At first, I was just complaining.
16:14But I had a lot of work to do.
16:16So you shouldn't
16:18be a guarantor.
16:20What are you talking about?
16:22What are you talking about?
16:24I want to hear the back story
16:26of the song of Liu Biyang.
16:28I want to hear the back story.
16:30I've heard it before.
16:32I've heard it.
16:34Mr. Takada and Mr. Kaminuma
16:36can't do it.
16:38I can't believe it.
16:40I can't believe it.
16:42I can't believe it.
16:44He suddenly came in
16:46and changed my clothes.
16:48I asked him if he was wearing a judo uniform.
16:50He said he wasn't.
16:52Stop it.
16:54It's hard to come here
16:56as a guest.
16:58I can't say anything.
17:00It's difficult.
17:02Why are you talking
17:04in a low tone?
17:06I understand.
17:08I understand
17:10Mr. Takada's theory.
17:12I don't have confidence.
17:14I'll deceive you with my tone.
17:16I'll deceive you with my tone.
17:18By the way,
17:20in your childhood,
17:22you were called a vibration.
17:24You're kidding me.
17:26It's not a vibrating vibration.
17:28It's not a vibrating vibration.
17:30I know that.
17:32I've heard that before.
17:34That's why it's confusing.
17:36I don't want to say it,
17:38but I was the best student
17:40in elementary school and junior high school.
17:42I was the best student
17:44in all the schools.
17:46People around me said
17:48I would be the best student
17:50in Japan someday.
17:52Really?
17:56It's amazing.
18:00How was your college entrance exam?
18:02I went to
18:04TORITSU HIGH SCHOOL.
18:06It was a good school.
18:08I went to FUCHU HIGH SCHOOL.
18:10There was an observatory
18:12made of concrete.
18:14I thought it was a good school.
18:16There were five or six students.
18:18No, there were seven or eight students.
18:20That's too many.
18:22It doesn't matter.
18:24It doesn't matter
18:26if one or two people go to the observatory.
18:28I wanted to go to the observatory.
18:30However,
18:32there was a wonderful dome
18:34made of concrete.
18:36While I was there,
18:38I couldn't get into the telescope.
18:40It's amazing.
18:42It's hard.
18:44I just looked up at the sky
18:46from the open space.
18:48It's just a hole.
18:50I looked up at the sky from the hole.
18:52Even after I graduated,
18:54I couldn't get into the telescope.
18:56I looked up at the sky.
18:58It's called vibration.
19:00I went to the observatory.
19:02What are you talking about?
19:04It was a vibration in elementary school.
19:06How was the university entrance exam?
19:08I took five exams.
19:10It was a university entrance exam.
19:12I took five exams.
19:14You couldn't take five exams?
19:16You took five exams in a difficult place.
19:18I took the exam for the law of Nonoku University.
19:20At first,
19:22I was told by a teacher
19:24that Waseda and KO were a joke.
19:26So I dropped the rank.
19:28It was Nakajima Sensei.
19:30His grandson
19:32was Kento Nakajima from the Sexy Zone.
19:34What?
19:36Kento Nakajima was in the toilet.
19:38I asked him if he knew Toshio Nakajima.
19:40He said he knew Toshio Nakajima
19:42because he was a baseball player.
19:44I said,
19:46no, he was my grandfather.
19:48He said,
19:50what?
19:52What are you talking about?
19:54What are you talking about?
19:56The story of KENTI was so good
19:58that everyone couldn't believe it.
20:00I took five exams in the first year.
20:02I thought it was the worst.
20:04I took five exams,
20:06but I didn't get good grades.
20:08I only had doubts.
20:10I didn't lie,
20:12so no one trusted me.
20:14Why did I drop the rank?
20:16It's just that the problem was different
20:18from what I studied.
20:20That's why the difference between humans
20:22is subtle.
20:24That's what college entrance exams are like.
20:26I'm still wondering
20:28why I dropped the rank.
20:30I'm still wondering.
20:32You're dreaming.
20:34It's a dream that I got in college
20:36and a dream that I forgot
20:38my lines at the theater.
20:40Only those two.
20:42Sometimes I dropped the rank by 1 yen
20:44and the next time it was 10 yen or 100 yen.
20:46What kind of dream is that?
20:48What kind of dream is that?
20:50It's a boring dream.
20:52Wake up!
20:54Wake up and work!
20:58I'm sorry.
21:00I'm sorry to say such a bad joke.
21:02I don't know what you're talking about.
21:04I don't know what's a bad joke.
21:06I don't know.
21:08I wanted to hear
21:10the story of the five-powered man.
21:12Do you want to hear my story?
21:14Do you want to hear my story?
21:16I'm listening.
21:18I'm listening.
21:20We have talked a lot.
21:22I'd like to hear your story.
21:24No, no way.
21:26I do not have energy to hear your story.
21:30GURON spent a lot of money.
21:32GURON spent a lot of money.
21:34I heard about the story
21:36of the five-powered man.
21:38I heard about the story
21:40of the five-powered man.
21:42I heard about the story
21:44about the five-powered man.
21:46I heard about the story
21:48At that time, I got 200 million yen for the first time.
21:52What are you talking about?
21:54That's not true.
21:55Don't exaggerate.
21:57I don't know which one is true.
21:59200 million yen is not zero.
22:01That's right.
22:02That's the world era.
22:03At that time, 200 million yen was not a big deal.
22:07But it was more than usual.
22:09It helped me a lot.
22:13I don't know if it's true or not.
22:16I don't know if it's true or not.
22:18By the way, my monthly income is enough to buy a new car.
22:25It may be a lie.
22:27Mr. Takada, can I choose the next topic?
22:31I don't care.
22:34You are so sloppy.
22:36I don't care.
22:38I want you to answer the four-step survey in Kansai.
22:44Is that okay?
22:45Do I answer the four-step survey?
22:49What are you doing?
22:51Mr. Takada, please be patient.
22:53Let's start the VTR.
22:55VTR?
22:57Can I start the VTR?
22:59I will start the VTR.
23:05Four-step survey in Kansai.
23:07I want Mr. Junji Takada to answer the four-step survey.
23:14This time, I visited Juso, a famous snack street in Osaka.
23:20I heard that there are many people who look like Mr. Junji Takada.
23:26First, I went to a snack store called Aman.
23:33It is a popular shop.
23:37I talked to a regular customer.
23:43I want to know how he can keep his original style.
23:48I want to know how he can keep his original style.
23:52I want to know how he can keep his original style.
23:55People change.
23:57I want to know that.
23:58I want to know his original style.
24:00He is a salaryman and also a writer.
24:05Is it a book?
24:06I wrote a book in Chinese.
24:11It is a book called YONZE.
24:16It is a book about the life of a man.
24:20I want to know how he can keep his original style.
24:24I want to know how he can keep his original style.
24:27I want to know how he can keep his original style.
24:33I have 900 copies of this book.
24:36I have 720 copies of this book.
24:40Next, I went to a luxury snack store called TIARA.
24:44It is a shop full of energy.
24:47It looks fun.
24:48What kind of image do you have of Mr. Junji Takada?
24:50He is a cool man.
24:54I saw Mr. Junji Takada doing various things.
25:01What do you want to ask Mr. Junji Takada?
25:05I want to ask Mr. Junji Takada what he has been doing recently.
25:16Is Mr. Junji Takada still popular?
25:21I see.
25:25Next, I went to a snack store called Ribbon in JUSO.
25:30It is a Neo snack store with a retro concept.
25:33Is there anything you want to ask Mr. Junji Takada?
25:36I have a lot of things to ask him.
25:38He often jokes on TV.
25:41I wonder if he is really angry at someone.
25:44I wonder what he did after he was angry.
25:47I'm sure he's angry.
25:50I want to ask him that.
25:52I'll do it.
25:53I want you to tell me how to deal with it.
25:57I'm sorry to say this, but YUMAMA is a fan of Mr. YAMOCHI.
26:01I want to meet Mr. YAMOCHI.
26:03I like Mr. YAMOCHI's poisonous style.
26:07Everyone has a poisonous style when they go to a snack store.
26:11I want you to come.
26:13Come and kiss me.
26:16You have a poisonous style, so kiss me.
26:21The last is a snack marinade survey.
26:24Is the guest Mr. Junji Takada?
26:26He is the coolest man in Ikeoji.
26:32I think he is a smart man.
26:34While praising Mr. Takada, the information of a regular customer came in.
26:40He is an unreliable man.
26:43He is Junji Takada of JUSO.
26:45Junji Takada of JUSO?
26:47He is a man who surpasses Junji Takada.
26:49It seems that a regular customer needs a man who surpasses Mr. Takada.
26:54First of all, he seduces all the women he is not interested in.
26:58But he has no memory.
27:01He goes to an ATM and takes the money he sees.
27:07He is a man who can't count.
27:11He is really unreliable.
27:14He seduces all the women.
27:17He is stolen his number.
27:20Who is Junji Takada of JUSO?
27:24He called him.
27:30Are you here?
27:33Is the atmosphere similar?
27:35Yes, it is.
27:41Information that there is a man of Junji Takada's class in the snack of JUSO.
27:47Stop it.
27:51What?
27:55Is the atmosphere similar?
27:57Yes, it is.
27:58He is Junji Takada of JUSO.
28:01He is Mr. Tanaka Taro.
28:03How old is Mr. Taro?
28:04He is 38 years old.
28:06That's too old.
28:07I can't do it.
28:09He was called by a woman last week.
28:13He took the money.
28:17I gave him 80,000 yen.
28:19I gave him 100,000 yen.
28:21I gave him 200,000 yen.
28:23I gave him 300,000 yen.
28:24I gave him 300,000 yen.
28:26That is his daily life.
28:28That is his daily life.
28:30He is the president of JUSO.
28:32He is the president of JUSO.
28:34He is cheating.
28:37He is Junji Takada of JUSO.
28:41I asked Mr. Takada without hesitation.
28:45Mr. Takada, please answer what you can answer.
28:51It is similar or not.
28:55He is Junji Takada of JUSO.
28:58He is just an old man.
29:00He is an old man in the snack of JUSO.
29:01I have a lot of questions.
29:04What is the secret to maintaining yourself without changing?
29:07I give the authority to the person related to me on New Year's Day.
29:12Do you give the authority?
29:14I don't give the authority.
29:16I don't give the authority.
29:17I don't comment on that.
29:19You don't give the authority.
29:24I think he is popular.
29:26He is cool and dandy.
29:29But he is a dandy with a gap.
29:31He is not 100%.
29:33He is cool and dandy.
29:34He is cool and dandy.
29:35When he drinks medicine, he breaks his pants.
29:40I'm not talking about that.
29:42I'm talking about this table.
29:46I'm talking about this table.
29:50You should write today.
29:52There are 17 people.
29:53I'm sorry.
29:54You have only been to SHIMONOITAI three times.
29:56Please make it zero.
29:59Do you still go out to drink?
30:02I don't go out to drink.
30:04I become weak when I get old.
30:08I'm cute, but I'm lazy.
30:14I have a hobby.
30:15My butt is cool.
30:17Your butt is cool.
30:21I have a mannequin.
30:23I have a mannequin at home.
30:25Are you a monster?
30:28Are you a pervert?
30:29The hip of the mannequin is cool.
30:32The hip of the mannequin is cool.
30:34I only have one hip.
30:36Do you have one hip?
30:37I have a hip, a leg, and a face.
30:40My face is too big.
30:42I have a big chest.
30:43I hit my chest with my chest.
30:48I hit my chest with my chest.
30:51I don't care if my chest is big.
30:54I'm 77 years old.
30:57You are 77 years old.
30:59I can't see it.
31:01I'm embarrassed when YORITOMO lifts my collar.
31:07You are an example.
31:09You are an example.
31:11YORITOMO lifts my collar.
31:13What kind of example is that?
31:16I only know until YORITOMO lifts my collar.
31:19I don't know after that.
31:22I'm anxious.
31:25I'm old.
31:27I don't want to fall in love.
31:31I want to fall in love with a girl.
31:33That's right.
31:35Do you drink with young people?
31:38That's right.
31:40Do you pay attention to that?
31:44I'm in my 50s.
31:46I don't want to be rude when I pay.
31:51I don't care if I'm young or old.
31:55Is that so?
31:57People in their 50s don't care if you pay.
32:02I don't care.
32:04I think it's better to pay when I go home.
32:07I want you to treat me to a meal.
32:09Do you pay when you eat with this member?
32:12I don't pay.
32:14Why?
32:16Thank you for the meal.
32:19Why?
32:21Do you pay?
32:23You seem to be stingy.
32:25I'm not stingy.
32:27Are you saving money?
32:29I don't go out to drink.
32:31Don't you go to the office with young people?
32:33I'm sorry.
32:35I don't drink.
32:37This is the only place I go.
32:39You are a strange person.
32:41I go golfing alone.
32:44I don't invite anyone.
32:47Do you go alone?
32:49It's dark.
32:51It's not dark.
32:53I don't play golf, so I don't know.
32:55I've been invited several times.
32:57If I refuse, I won't be invited.
33:00On the contrary, the schedule doesn't match.
33:04I have to be careful.
33:07I go golfing alone.
33:09I can go golfing alone.
33:12I go golfing alone and come back.
33:14I found it.
33:16I happened to be in a different club.
33:18I took a picture of my golf bag in the car.
33:24I'm alone like this.
33:26I don't seem to be having fun.
33:29Are you a golf club member?
33:31I'm not a golf club member.
33:33Are you a regular person?
33:35I'm a regular person.
33:37You are not a golf club member.
33:39You are cleaning the club.
33:41I'm not packing my luggage.
33:43Who brought you to the club?
33:47It's so dark to play golf.
33:51I'm sad.
33:53This is almost a death sentence.
33:56Stop it.
33:58I'm like a bad killer in Asia.
34:01You are a strange person.
34:03There are many strange people.
34:05Who is your favorite junior?
34:07I don't have a favorite junior.
34:11Where is your agency?
34:12SHOCHIKU ENTERTAINMENT.
34:14Do you have a favorite junior?
34:16I have three juniors.
34:18Do you have a favorite senior?
34:20I don't have a favorite senior.
34:22You are a strange person.
34:24You don't have a favorite junior.
34:27You play golf alone.
34:29Are you surprised?
34:31You are dangerous.
34:33I've been playing golf for a long time.
34:37I get offers to play golf on TV.
34:40I don't play golf with people.
34:42I play golf with people on TV.
34:44I can't play golf with people on TV.
34:46I'm not good at playing golf.
34:51I will talk about the topic.
34:54The staff of the program studied it.
34:56Junji Takada has many famous words.
35:01I will introduce one of them today.
35:03Here it is.
35:05Don't aim for the first or second place.
35:07Aim for the fourth and fifth place.
35:09Did I say that?
35:12I don't remember.
35:17I think it's a deep word.
35:21Don't aim for the first or second place.
35:23Aim for the third place.
35:25Did I say that?
35:27Did I say that?
35:29I don't want to hear such a person's story.
35:34I can't hear it anymore.
35:38How do you want to hear it?
35:40I think it's a deep word.
35:43I don't want to hear it.
35:47I don't need it anymore.
35:52I don't care about the past or the future.
35:57I don't care about the future.
36:02I care about the past.
36:07Don't you think about the future?
36:10I will die someday.
36:12Do you think about the future?
36:14It's hard to learn skateboarding from now on.
36:18I'm 77 years old.
36:20I want you to learn skateboarding when you're 77 years old.
36:22When I get older, I preach.
36:24I can't preach.
36:26I can't talk about the past.
36:28I can't talk about my pride.
36:30If I do that, I can only talk about myself.
36:34I can't talk about the past.
36:36I see.
36:37I'm doing that.
36:38I'm talking about the past.
36:40You're doing that.
36:43I don't do that.
36:45I don't do that.
36:47I say that.
36:50I don't do that.
36:53I can only talk about myself.
36:57I can talk about myself.
36:59I'm a pervert.
37:02I'm going to introduce myself. I'm a pervert, but if I keep doing it every day, I'll become normal.
37:08I see, I see.
37:10I'm always a pervert.
37:12And when a normal person comes back, I'll be born like a pervert.
37:17It's a deep story, isn't it?
37:19It's deep, but...
37:21I don't get it at all.
37:23But I'm really a pervert.
37:25I don't know if I'm talking about the pervert character.
37:27It's the extent of the pervert, isn't it?
37:29You say you're a pervert in two words, but you don't know what a pervert is, do you?
37:34I don't know.
37:35Are you really playing?
37:37I don't know if it's just a character.
37:39It's hard to play at the age of 77.
37:43It's amazing.
37:44When I was in my 40s and 50s, it was meaningless.
37:49But when I'm 77, I don't know what to do.
37:53It's about age, isn't it?
37:56I've been doing the same thing, so I'm not very excited.
38:01I've been doing the same thing all the time.
38:03It's coming out all of a sudden.
38:05I slept a lot.
38:07After all, I think what I'm doing is the same.
38:10It's amazing.
38:11This is a very famous saying.
38:13I've been doing the same thing all the time.
38:15Isn't what I'm doing different?
38:17I sleep and wake up in the same way.
38:20It doesn't change that much in everyday life.
38:23If it changes every day, it'll be weird when I get home.
38:26I thought it was a dirty joke.
38:29I thought it was a dirty joke.
38:31Dirty jokes are like that.
38:32It's hard.
38:33Women have preferences.
38:36I don't know.
38:37I thought it was a dirty joke, but it was a daily life.
38:40It's hard.
38:42I thought it was a daily life, but it was a dirty joke.
38:45I don't know.
38:48I don't know.
38:49I don't know either.
38:51The boss is there for his subordinates to say bad things about him.
38:54This is a famous saying.
38:56Of course.
38:57We only say bad things about people who aren't there.
39:03When a theater director says bad things about people who aren't there,
39:07the alcohol is delicious.
39:09There's no one who praises people while drinking, right?
39:11There isn't.
39:12When I say bad things about people, I feel like I'm alive.
39:16What about him?
39:18The most fun?
39:19The most fun.
39:22He's the worst man.
39:25He's the worst man.
39:27He's the worst man.
39:29It's completely different from the famous saying.
39:32It's completely different.
39:33I'm the boss, so please say bad things about my subordinates.
39:38I'm on the subordinates' side.
39:40Bad things are fun.
39:41It's fun.
39:43Mr. Okada, what's your favorite saying?
39:46It's not a saying.
39:48It's a side note.
39:49What I always think is,
39:52I'll do my best.
39:53I won't break my heart.
39:54Please edit the rest.
39:55That's it.
39:56That's it.
39:57This is a TV show.
39:59I'll do my best.
40:01You're the boss, aren't you?
40:02No, I'm a police officer.
40:03I see.
40:05This is a massage for your hair.
40:07It's a devil's business.
40:08Stop it.
40:09Stop it.
40:10It's a devil's business.
40:11It's a devil's business.
40:13You said it at the wrong time.
40:15What was it?
40:16It's not a saying.
40:18It's the same for everyone.
40:19It's hard to say it at the beginning.
40:22But it's better to say it and fail.
40:25Failure is the fruit of failure.
40:29Mr. Okada was like that from the beginning.
40:32It wasn't like that.
40:33It was different.
40:34It was a more cool second one.
40:36It was a sharp and sharp one.
40:39That's right.
40:40It was like a foul.
40:42Stop it.
40:43Stop it.
40:45Stop it.
40:46I don't understand.
40:48It was like a foul.
40:50Stop it.
40:51It was like that.
40:53It was like a weather forecast.
40:55It was M-1.
40:57After shooting M-1,
40:59there was a scene where a cartoonist passed by.
41:01The story was funny.
41:02After that, there was a variety show like this.
41:05You all know what I mean.
41:09Hama-chan, you know what I mean.
41:10Yoshimura-kun, you know what I mean.
41:12Then, you and I are different.
41:14I don't know.
41:15This combination is complicated.
41:17This combination is complicated.
41:19It was bright and energetic.
41:21So, I thought about how to act.
41:25Everyone was like that.
41:27Was it after M-1?
41:28Yes, it was after M-1.
41:30It was like a weather forecast.
41:32What?
41:33It was like a weather forecast.
41:35You were just having fun.
41:38It was like that.
41:39It was like, yeah!
41:40It was like that.
41:41Don't say things like that.
41:42Don't say things like a college student.
41:44It was like a weather forecast.
41:45The timing was like a weather forecast!
41:47It was like, yeah!
41:48You are the same.
41:50It was like a weather forecast.
41:51You can't do funny things.
41:53It was like a weather forecast.
41:55It was like, yeah!
41:58It was like, yeah!
41:59Your hair was so bright.
42:00You got so excited.
42:01Suddenly, your hair was like a weather forecast.
42:03You should watch the previous season of Kugizuke on TV.
42:07It was like, yeah!
42:08It was funny.
42:09I don't know if it's a joke or not, but which one is a joke?
42:14Of course, that's right.
42:16So, if it's a joke, I should keep on joking?
42:18No, I mean, it's a joke.
42:20It's a joke in terms of role.
42:21But it's difficult to joke.
42:23Yeah, it's difficult.
42:27I think the tone has dropped!
42:29The tone has dropped, right?
42:30I think the tone has dropped!
42:32I'm scared.
42:33Why is it like a question now?
42:36How did you decide on your character?
42:38You're quite a manly person.
42:40You're the kind of person who talks about the cover of a comedy magazine.
42:43At first, there was a time like that.
42:45What made you decide on your character?
42:47I think it was Hexagon.
42:49Ah, Hexagon.
42:51It was Hexagon.
42:52It was more about Coco than about the story.
42:55It was about how to act there.
42:57Ah, Coco.
42:58From there, I gradually established my character.
43:02My character was drawn from Cream Chou.
43:05Especially from Arita-kun.
43:07In the TV program of Cream Chou,
43:10my character was drawn by Arita-kun.
43:14It was drawn by Arita-kun.
43:16It was drawn by Arita-kun.
43:17I see.
43:18That's how I gradually formed my character.
43:21You did Heiten Gara Gara, right?
43:24At first, I thought it wasn't that interesting.
43:28Suddenly!
43:29Suddenly!
43:30I thought you were on my side.
43:32The more I did it, the more interesting it became.
43:35Ah, the more you did it, the more interesting it became.
43:37Unexpectedly.
43:38Unexpectedly.
43:39Yes, yes, yes.
43:40I thought Heiten Gara Gara wasn't for comedians.
43:44No, no.
43:45I hate comedians like you the most.
43:49If you don't show your face, everyone will look down on me.
43:53No, they won't.
43:54They won't.
43:55Really.
43:56I look down on you.
43:58Don't say that.
43:59We're walking on the same road.
44:02We're close to the same frequency.
44:04We're close to the same frequency.
44:06I don't think anything.
44:08You're heavy.
44:09You're as heavy as you don't think.
44:11Mu is the heaviest.
44:14Mukanji is the heaviest.
44:16I want you to do it now.
44:18What are you talking about?
44:19As expected.
44:20What are you talking about?
44:21I'm serious.
44:22I'm serious.
44:23I'm serious.
44:24I'm serious.
44:25Nasu Naka and other people say that they want to see Okada's episode.
44:30But there is no episode.
44:31There is no episode.
44:32So I went to eat and drink to make an episode.
44:36I spilled something on purpose for an episode.
44:39You can't help it.
44:41You can't help it with an episode like that.
44:43Nakanishi said the same thing.
44:46I thought I had to do it in my own way.
44:52But I had a baby.
44:55So I didn't have much time.
44:57How old were you?
45:01I'm 56 years old now.
45:02And your child?
45:03I'm 6 months old.
45:04That's amazing.
45:05You're 76 years old.
45:07I'm 76 years old.
45:08I'm almost the same age as Takada.
45:1176 years old is tough.
45:14Don't say that.
45:16Don't say that.
45:17I'm trying to do my best.
45:19Don't say that, Takada.
45:20It's the best ideal.
45:23As entertainers, Takada is everyone's ideal.
45:27You shouldn't eat delicious food.
45:29You'll get diabetes.
45:32What are you eating, Takada?
45:33Yodan, yodan, yodan, yodan, yodan.
45:35Don't listen to him.
45:36His voice is getting smaller.
45:41You shouldn't eat delicious food.
45:42You'll get diabetes.
45:43You'll get diabetes.
45:46You'll get diabetes.
45:47What are you eating, Takada?
45:48Tamokake-gohan and natto.
45:51Don't listen to him.
45:52His voice is getting smaller.
45:57If I quit being an idol, I'd like to do a lot of things.
46:01Next time, the four people who fell into the swamp of their hobbies talk about Yodan.
46:05Nenman.
46:08I don't like this girl.
46:10No, I don't like her.
46:12I'm sorry. I'm a little irritated.
46:16Can I answer this?
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