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00:00:01I don't think there's a worse word for it.
00:00:03If you don't have one, I'll make one myself.
00:00:05Don't make it on your own!
00:00:07The manzai artists who represent Japan.
00:00:10That's where they come from.
00:00:15YTV Manzai Newcomer Show
00:00:20Osaka, the land of laughter.
00:00:23In this land, the young manzai artists of Kansai are at their peak.
00:00:27A fierce battle is about to break out.
00:00:36This is the Toryu Gate.
00:00:39The victors will rush to the top of Japan.
00:00:53The 7 teams that win the 3rd round of the Manzai Newcomer Show will be challenged.
00:01:00In Round 1, Marty, the Aquarius, breaks through.
00:01:05In Round 2, Mermaid, the Opus 2, breaks through.
00:01:12All 4 teams will be the first to enter the final round.
00:01:15A new storm has broken out.
00:01:19On the other hand, there are the talented ones.
00:01:24Who will be left behind?
00:01:30Out of the 500 manzai artists of Kansai,
00:01:33only the chosen ones will be judged.
00:01:39Who will break through?
00:01:43The 12 teams will be the first to enter the final round of the show race.
00:01:52Who will win this show and become the first manzai artist?
00:01:59Who will win the last ticket?
00:02:04YTV Manzai Newcomer Show, Round 3.
00:02:08YTV Manzai Newcomer Show, Round 3
00:02:38First, Takahashi-san.
00:02:39You're from Osaka.
00:02:41Do you like comedy?
00:02:42I love comedy.
00:02:44I love doing comedy shows.
00:02:47I used to watch a lot of shows and events.
00:02:50Even the judges?
00:02:53That's right.
00:02:54I'm so happy.
00:02:56I can't help it.
00:02:57What a good boy!
00:03:00How about you?
00:03:01I've won the M-1 Grand Prix once.
00:03:06You chose 3 teams.
00:03:07Mitorizu-san, Nishikigoi-san, and Shinkuu-Jessica-san.
00:03:11You have a good eye.
00:03:12Yes, I have a good eye.
00:03:16Now, I'd like to introduce the 4 judges who will be judging today.
00:03:25Each person will get 100 points.
00:03:26A total of 400 points will be deducted.
00:03:30You're the first judge, right?
00:03:31I'm very grateful.
00:03:32I've won the M-1 Grand Prix before.
00:03:34I'm the first judge among the winners.
00:03:37I'll do my best.
00:03:39I'll do my best.
00:03:42Here are the first 3 teams.
00:03:45Tachibachi, Uro, and Konbi.
00:03:49Two teams will face each other.
00:03:52I see.
00:03:54Let's take a look at these 3 teams.
00:03:56Here we go.
00:04:02This is their first time in this tournament.
00:04:04Let's take a look at their performance.
00:04:09It's the 8th year.
00:04:11It's Itsumo Taisha.
00:04:18Hello.
00:04:20Hello.
00:04:22Hello.
00:04:23I'm Itsumo Taisha.
00:04:24Nice to meet you.
00:04:25Nice to meet you.
00:04:26Nice to meet you.
00:04:28I've been wearing a katsu.
00:04:30It's very nice.
00:04:31I can say 50 words.
00:04:34For example, if I say I will,
00:04:37it starts with E and ends with U.
00:04:40If that's the case,
00:04:42I will, I will, will, will, will, will, will.
00:04:45I see.
00:04:46The initials are changing.
00:04:48It's good.
00:04:49If I do this every day,
00:04:51I can say 50 words.
00:04:53That's great.
00:04:54If I say 50 words,
00:04:56can I say 50 words?
00:04:57I think you can.
00:04:58Then, McDonald's.
00:04:59Can I say 50 words?
00:05:00McDonald's.
00:05:01McDonald's.
00:05:02McDonald's.
00:05:03McDonald's.
00:05:04McDonald's.
00:05:05McDonald's.
00:05:06I don't know if I'm doing it right.
00:05:08But it's cool.
00:05:10At the end,
00:05:12it's like Ren Miserable.
00:05:14McDonald's.
00:05:15I like that.
00:05:16You like it?
00:05:17I'll keep going.
00:05:18Next is Mos Burger.
00:05:20There's a long one.
00:05:21What's this?
00:05:22Mos Burger.
00:05:23Mos Burger.
00:05:24Mos Burger.
00:05:25Mos Burger.
00:05:26Mos Burger.
00:05:27Ouch!
00:05:28I'm traumatized.
00:05:29Traumatized.
00:05:30I'm traumatized.
00:05:31It's like this.
00:05:32I see.
00:05:33Next is Knapsack.
00:05:35There's a short one.
00:05:36What's this?
00:05:37Knapsack.
00:05:38Knapsack.
00:05:39Knapsack.
00:05:40Knapsack.
00:05:41Knapsack.
00:05:42Knapsack.
00:05:43Stop gagging.
00:05:44You can say 6 words in front of people.
00:05:46It's not gagging.
00:05:47It's rude.
00:05:48But it sounds fun.
00:05:49I want to do it too.
00:05:50You want to do it?
00:05:51I'll do my best.
00:05:52Okay.
00:05:53Then, Sushi.
00:05:54Sushi.
00:05:55Sushi.
00:05:56Sushi.
00:05:57Putting 2 words in front of you is good for your stomach.
00:06:00He was sucking his sushi.
00:06:01You also said same thing as he did.
00:06:03Let's play 4 words game.
00:06:04Okay.
00:06:05Patinko.
00:06:08Patinko...
00:06:09Chen...
00:06:10Watch out!
00:06:12You move around the box and you have a issue.
00:06:14Which type ofảnation are you?
00:06:16What?
00:06:17Why do you get?
00:06:18Please, be considerate.
00:06:19Fruit Spong!
00:06:21You have a issue.
00:06:22What?
00:06:23What?
00:06:24Why do you move around the box and you have a issue?
00:06:25I'm not able to say anything.
00:06:26I'm sorry.
00:06:27I mean, Fruit Spongy.
00:06:28That's amazing.
00:06:29Fruit Spongy.
00:06:30I'm sorry.
00:06:31Spongy Fruit.
00:06:32Konchi Fruits.
00:06:33Unchi Fruits.
00:06:34Po.
00:06:35Chi.
00:06:36Fruits.
00:06:37Po.
00:06:38It's not coming out.
00:06:39It's not coming out.
00:06:40It's not coming out.
00:06:41What did you say before?
00:06:42Chi.
00:06:43Fruits.
00:06:44Po.
00:06:45It's not coming out.
00:06:46Before that.
00:06:47Unchi Fruits.
00:06:48Po.
00:06:49I'm a really creepy detective right now.
00:06:50What is this?
00:06:51What are you doing?
00:06:52I'm getting the hang of it.
00:06:53You're getting the hang of it?
00:06:54Yes.
00:06:56I'm really good.
00:06:59It's not coming out.
00:07:04It's not coming out.
00:07:11Hey, don't whisper.
00:07:12I ain't going to whisper in your ear like that.
00:07:22Can I choose the last word.
00:07:23Why?
00:07:24Save me! Save me!
00:07:26My partner was like this!
00:07:28Save me!
00:07:29You had your chin up, didn't you?
00:07:31I tried this every day.
00:07:32Let's do it, Moe.
00:07:33Thank you very much.
00:07:39Currently, we are running a lottery campaign on SNS.
00:07:43We will predict the 3rd place from the 1st place,
00:07:45and we will give away 5000 yen worth of Quokka cards to 5 people.
00:07:50Don't miss it until the end!
00:07:54Who will be the 1st place?
00:07:59Last year, they won 10 times in a row.
00:08:01They vowed to take revenge, and now they are heading to the final round.
00:08:06The 5th year of GERIKI, GLOW.
00:08:18I'm GLOW. Nice to meet you.
00:08:20Nice to meet you, too.
00:08:21I've always liked motorcycles.
00:08:24You like motorcycles?
00:08:25Yes, I look at them on my smartphone.
00:08:26The other day, I found a really cool tricycle.
00:08:29The moment I saw it, I fell in love at first sight.
00:08:31I thought I'd buy it.
00:08:33A tricycle?
00:08:34Yes, a tricycle with one front tire and two rear tires.
00:08:37You fell in love with a tricycle at first sight?
00:08:40Yes, yes, yes.
00:08:41That's amazing. Do you really like motorcycles?
00:08:43What do you mean?
00:08:45Are you sure?
00:08:46I really like motorcycles.
00:08:47If you really like motorcycles, I think you'll buy a tricycle.
00:08:51If it's a tricycle, it's hard to balance.
00:08:53So I thought a tricycle would be safer.
00:08:55If you really like motorcycles, you'll buy a tricycle.
00:09:01What? A tricycle for safety?
00:09:04You like safety, don't you?
00:09:05What do you mean, safety?
00:09:07You like safety in front of a motorcycle.
00:09:09I really like a tricycle.
00:09:11A tricycle doesn't need a tricycle license.
00:09:13You can get a normal license.
00:09:14What?
00:09:16What? A tricycle doesn't need a tricycle license?
00:09:20No, it doesn't.
00:09:21Then it's not a motorcycle.
00:09:23A motorcycle is a motorcycle.
00:09:25What kind of vehicle is this? It's not a motorcycle.
00:09:27It's a motorcycle. A motorcycle with one front tire.
00:09:31A car with one front tire.
00:09:33That's not true.
00:09:35That's weird.
00:09:36It's not a car.
00:09:37It's a tricycle.
00:09:38No, no, no. A car has an accelerator and a brake.
00:09:41A tricycle has an accelerator and a brake.
00:09:42That's why it's a motorcycle.
00:09:43A tricycle has one front tire and two rear tires.
00:09:46Two rear tires are too much like a car.
00:09:48What do you mean, too much like a car?
00:09:49It's a car.
00:09:50What?
00:09:51If you want a tricycle with three front tires,
00:09:53you have to put the tires like this.
00:09:55What do you mean?
00:09:57You have to put them in a straight line.
00:09:59It's just for fun.
00:10:01What do you mean, one front tire and two rear tires?
00:10:03It's lame.
00:10:04It's not lame.
00:10:05It's lame.
00:10:06A tricycle is really cool.
00:10:08A tricycle is...
00:10:09A silver plate delivery, a domino pizza delivery,
00:10:13a delivery for McDonald's,
00:10:15a tuk-tuk, and that's it.
00:10:17Don't compare them.
00:10:19They're all lame.
00:10:21They're all working.
00:10:23What?
00:10:24You're talking about the one with a roof, right?
00:10:26I really want a tricycle with three front tires.
00:10:29It's a tricycle with three tires.
00:10:31It's a tricycle with three tires.
00:10:33It's a tricycle with three tires.
00:10:35It's a tricycle with three tires.
00:10:37Where are you going?
00:10:38I'm going to see my grandma in Nagano.
00:10:40She's riding a tricycle, so we can go out together.
00:10:42Your grandma is riding a tricycle?
00:10:44That's right.
00:10:45How many wheels does your grandma have?
00:10:47She has two wheels.
00:10:48Your grandma has two wheels?
00:10:49Yeah.
00:10:50You go to Nagano, your grandma has two wheels,
00:10:52and you have three grandchildren?
00:10:54If you add them up, it's five wheels.
00:10:56What are you talking about?
00:10:58It's five wheels.
00:11:00Don't add up the wheels.
00:11:02So you're going to see your grandma in February.
00:11:04I'm not going.
00:11:06You're going to have to put on a tire chain in Nagano.
00:11:09A tire chain?
00:11:10It's dangerous to crash on a snowy road.
00:11:12So you have to put on a tire chain to prevent accidents.
00:11:15You're so safe.
00:11:17Shut up.
00:11:28With his excellent sense of speech,
00:11:31he can read the mind of the viewer in an instant.
00:11:36Tachimochi, 9th year in the industry.
00:11:49I'm Tachimochi.
00:11:50Nice to meet you.
00:11:51Nice to meet you, too.
00:11:54I've heard a lot about you.
00:11:57You've heard a lot about me?
00:11:59I'm going to tell you.
00:12:01What's that?
00:12:02When we went to the store the other day,
00:12:05we went to the store together.
00:12:08But you made me wait for a long time.
00:12:10What happened?
00:12:12You said,
00:12:13What time is it?
00:12:16You made me wait for about an hour.
00:12:18So I went to ask the staff after the show.
00:12:21What?
00:12:22Why?
00:12:23What time is it?
00:12:25What are you doing?
00:12:27You said,
00:12:28Young people are like that.
00:12:30Stop it.
00:12:32What?
00:12:33Why did you ask me?
00:12:34You made me want to ask you.
00:12:36No, no.
00:12:37You're the kind of person who complains even when you're alone.
00:12:39Really?
00:12:40I know.
00:12:41When we went to the cafe the other day,
00:12:44the cafe?
00:12:45We didn't have any drinks.
00:12:47Yes, we did.
00:12:48You said,
00:12:50Everyone is practicing.
00:12:54It was too late.
00:12:56So I went to ask the staff after the show.
00:12:57After the show?
00:12:58Why?
00:12:59Everyone was practicing.
00:13:03You're a weird guest.
00:13:05So I asked,
00:13:06Who's going to teach us?
00:13:08I don't know.
00:13:10I'm not that interested.
00:13:13The other day,
00:13:14What?
00:13:15When we were on the train,
00:13:16Train.
00:13:17There was an old man shouting alone on the train.
00:13:19Yes, I was scared.
00:13:20You said,
00:13:21Does he have any friends?
00:13:25No way.
00:13:27So I went to ask him.
00:13:29You're an idiot.
00:13:31Does he have any friends?
00:13:32No way.
00:13:34Then he said,
00:13:35The country is bad.
00:13:36You're a weird guest.
00:13:38You're the kind of person who complains even when you're alone.
00:13:40You're the kind of person who complains even when you're alone.
00:13:41You're the kind of person who complains even when you're alone.
00:13:42I'm begging you.
00:13:43Don't listen to me.
00:13:45The other day,
00:13:46There's more.
00:13:47When we went to the countryside,
00:13:48Countryside.
00:13:49There was a vending machine.
00:13:51Yes, there was.
00:13:52You said,
00:13:53Who's going to buy this?
00:13:56I was really curious about that.
00:13:58I've been watching you all day.
00:14:00Are you free?
00:14:02Then I was thirsty and I bought it.
00:14:04What are you doing?
00:14:06You just went far away and bought a drink.
00:14:09Was that helpful?
00:14:10I don't know.
00:14:11Don't go around talking to me.
00:14:14You're the one who's moving from the container.
00:14:16I don't need that.
00:14:17That's right.
00:14:18Is there such an idiot?
00:14:20Why?
00:14:21I can ask a lot of people.
00:14:22What?
00:14:24I can't hear you.
00:14:25I'm not doing it.
00:14:26If it's one-on-one, I'll be nervous.
00:14:28I'm not that kind of person.
00:14:29Is it embarrassing to look at your eyes?
00:14:31No.
00:14:32I'm sorry.
00:14:33I'm not good at one-on-one.
00:14:35No, you're not.
00:14:36Why did you suddenly get smaller?
00:14:38What are you?
00:14:39You know, somehow.
00:14:41Why are you losing your balance now?
00:14:42I'm not losing my balance.
00:14:44Anyway, I'm going to listen to my one-on-one from now on.
00:14:46Stop it.
00:14:47Which one is it now?
00:14:48It's not a one-on-one.
00:14:49That's enough.
00:14:55Now, let's get started.
00:14:56Three countries, please come to the stage.
00:14:58Here he comes.
00:15:00Taisha Itsumo.
00:15:01Hello.
00:15:02He's a pro.
00:15:04He's a pro.
00:15:05Thank you for your hard work.
00:15:06First of all, about Taisha Itsumo.
00:15:08Mr. Tetsuo.
00:15:10I think he was the one who gave me the best top.
00:15:14He's the kind of guy who always puts his feelings into the top.
00:15:19That's why it's so inflated.
00:15:22He's the one who gave me the best top.
00:15:25I know.
00:15:26He's amazing.
00:15:27I think it was good that the first one came after I understood the rules.
00:15:33But we have the same point of view.
00:15:35I feel like there's someone who's trying to make a funny comment.
00:15:39Next, about Grow.
00:15:41Mr. Hayashi.
00:15:42What we think is interesting and what the audience thinks is interesting.
00:15:47I think he knows exactly where the overlapping parts are.
00:15:53If he can't laugh, he's wrong.
00:15:56He's got that aura and he's doing it proudly.
00:15:59I think the theme he always raises is interesting and wonderful.
00:16:03But he's really good at it.
00:16:06Once you get on it, you get off it.
00:16:10It's like there's a mountain bike there.
00:16:13I could see it.
00:16:14It was great.
00:16:15Next, Mr. Okuda.
00:16:17Adachi's ability to draw people in.
00:16:20The theme seems to have a lot of distance.
00:16:23The conversation between them is also meaningful and interesting.
00:16:26You have to listen to everything until the end.
00:16:29I think his ability to draw people in is amazing.
00:16:33Mr. Adachi, I'm happy.
00:16:34I'm happy. Thank you.
00:16:37But your face is very interesting.
00:16:41It's my face.
00:16:42Thank you, Nagoya.
00:16:44Thank you, Mr. Hayashi.
00:16:46It's not exaggerated, but it's a little jealous.
00:16:50I wanted to come up with it first.
00:16:53The theme really suits him.
00:16:56He's not forcing it.
00:16:58What does it look like?
00:17:00What does it look like?
00:17:01Mr. Takahashi, do you have a combination you're interested in?
00:17:04I made everyone laugh.
00:17:07Mr. Tachimachi.
00:17:08Mr. Tachimachi.
00:17:10It's Takashi.
00:17:12It's Takashi.
00:17:13Mr. Koji's...
00:17:17Takashi?
00:17:18When he does a little action,
00:17:21I was wondering when Mr. Adachi would come in.
00:17:25I was wondering how he would laugh at first.
00:17:27It was a pretty quick time.
00:17:28Three minutes is quite short.
00:17:31It was a very fast time.
00:17:34You like to laugh too much.
00:17:36I can't stop laughing.
00:17:38I can't stop laughing.
00:17:40I'm sorry. I don't usually talk in a group.
00:17:43I'm a little surprised right now.
00:17:45Here are the results of the first block.
00:17:47The top two teams have a high score beyond the final round of Round 1 and 2.
00:17:52From the beginning to a high-level battle.
00:17:56After this, the attention-grabbing combination continues.
00:18:02Here are the next three teams.
00:18:04Who is it?
00:18:05For example, this Myobu Onotori.
00:18:07Onotori.
00:18:08The first team to enter the tournament and the team to find the winning race of this year.
00:18:12It's a powerful block.
00:18:14Let's move on.
00:18:16Please take a look at the next three teams.
00:18:17Here we go.
00:18:23Light and light.
00:18:25The young and young.
00:18:27They will light up this tournament.
00:18:31The fourth team.
00:18:32For example, Hono.
00:18:37Hono.
00:18:47Mr. Yurapi!
00:18:48That's right.
00:18:51I regret it.
00:18:54So, let's get started.
00:18:56Oh, I'm asking Takino.
00:18:57I heard that you went to a hotel in Kyoto.
00:19:01I'd like to go there, too.
00:19:03I'm good at Okami.
00:19:04You're good at Okami?
00:19:05Yeah.
00:19:06I'm feeling it.
00:19:07Can you do it?
00:19:08I'll be the customer.
00:19:09Okami-san, please.
00:19:13So this is a hotel in Kyoto.
00:19:14I'm going to refresh myself today.
00:19:16Excuse me.
00:19:17Welcome, boss.
00:19:18Welcome, boss.
00:19:19It's so Kyoto.
00:19:20Lucky.
00:19:22Welcome, welcome, boss.
00:19:23You're calling me boss.
00:19:24It's so Kyoto.
00:19:25Lucky.
00:19:26Please.
00:19:27Today,
00:19:28Okami is going to be a one-off guest.
00:19:29Oh, is that so?
00:19:30Yes.
00:19:31It's going to be a one-off guest.
00:19:32Then I'm going to cancel it.
00:19:34It's going to be a one-off guest?
00:19:35Yes.
00:19:36I want to cancel it.
00:19:37I want to cancel it.
00:19:38It's okay, boss.
00:19:39What?
00:19:40It's an old custom.
00:19:41It doesn't make sense, boss.
00:19:42It doesn't make sense, boss.
00:19:43Then I'm going to confirm your reservation.
00:19:45Yes.
00:19:46It's me.
00:19:47It's me.
00:19:48Oh, I'm sorry.
00:19:49I'm Takino.
00:19:50Mr. Takino.
00:19:51Yes.
00:19:52Here it is.
00:19:53Oh, thank you.
00:19:541,500 yen off for the first coupon for Rakuten Travel.
00:19:56What?
00:19:573,000 yen off for the Rakuten Point cashback plan.
00:20:00What?
00:20:012,000 yen off for the Ponta Point.
00:20:03Mr. Takino, the total is 300 yen.
00:20:05Are you sure it's you?
00:20:07I'm sure it's me.
00:20:08Oh, is that so?
00:20:09It's definitely me.
00:20:10Yes.
00:20:11Coupons are something that will be found out by the hotel.
00:20:13That's right.
00:20:14It's a life full of shame.
00:20:15Yes.
00:20:16It's normal, but today I'm going to be your guest.
00:20:20Then I'll show you your room.
00:20:21Yes, please.
00:20:22Yes.
00:20:23This is Mr. Takino's room.
00:20:24Please come in.
00:20:25Yes.
00:20:26It's a nice room.
00:20:27Yes.
00:20:28Is it a golden room?
00:20:29Yes.
00:20:30We have a welcome drink here.
00:20:31Oh, is that so?
00:20:32I'll have that.
00:20:33Welcome, Kyoto soda.
00:20:34What?
00:20:35The answer soda has been transferred to Kyoto?
00:20:36That's right.
00:20:37Yay!
00:20:38Yes.
00:20:39What?
00:20:40That's great.
00:20:42That's amazing.
00:20:43When will you treat us to dinner?
00:20:44I'm getting hungry, so I'll have that first.
00:20:45I'm hungry.
00:20:46I'm hungry, so I'll have that first.
00:20:47I'm hungry.
00:20:48I'm hungry, so I'll have that first.
00:20:49Oh, you're hungry.
00:20:50Yes.
00:20:51I'll announce the food we're having today.
00:20:52Yes.
00:20:53Sea bream chazuke.
00:20:54Oh!
00:20:55Salmon chazuke.
00:20:56What?
00:20:57Ume chazuke.
00:20:58Okay, you don't have to leave us.
00:21:00You want me to go home?
00:21:02I've heard this in Kyoto.
00:21:04When you want to go home, you have to serve tea in the dark.
00:21:06It's because of One-on-Pen.
00:21:08It's the worst. Please change the menu.
00:21:10I'll call the Haizen-gakari.
00:21:12I'll ask them to help you.
00:21:14Haizen-gakari? Didn't you say One-on-Pen?
00:21:16They're here.
00:21:18Like this.
00:21:20Like this.
00:21:22You mean that?
00:21:24You mean that?
00:21:26You're like a robot.
00:21:28Please forgive me.
00:21:30I'll tell you the Wi-Fi password later.
00:21:32Why later? I remember it.
00:21:34Dosu.
00:21:36Dosu.
00:21:38Maikohan.
00:21:40Do you want a paper?
00:21:42I don't know how many times
00:21:44there's a green E in Maikohan.
00:21:46I'm sorry.
00:21:48There are a lot of foreign tourists in Kyoto.
00:21:50I'm going to open
00:21:52three bookstores.
00:21:54I don't need that many bookstores.
00:21:56Do you know the new world?
00:21:58There are a lot of bookstores
00:22:00that are close to each other.
00:22:02I don't need that.
00:22:04Are foreign tourists happy?
00:22:06Yes, they are.
00:22:08If you change your country,
00:22:10you can open a bookstore.
00:22:12What do you want to do?
00:22:14I want to open a bookstore.
00:22:24They have a strange logic.
00:22:26They have a strange relationship.
00:22:28It's a habit.
00:22:32The 8th year of his career.
00:22:34Gyobu.
00:22:44I'm Gyobu.
00:22:50I like Dragon Ball.
00:22:52I like it.
00:22:54I have a favorite scene.
00:22:56When I collect seven Dragon Balls,
00:22:58the dragon god comes to me
00:23:00and makes my wishes come true.
00:23:04If I get
00:23:06seven Dragon Balls,
00:23:08I don't know what the dragon god
00:23:10will do.
00:23:12I'm curious about it.
00:23:14I'm going to make my wishes.
00:23:16Please be the dragon god.
00:23:18Dragon...
00:23:20Dragon, yes.
00:23:27I'm glad you gathered all seven of them, Brave Tamekuni.
00:23:31I will grant you one wish as your reward.
00:23:35Come, say your wish.
00:23:39You're a bit too honest.
00:23:43I can grant any wish.
00:23:47Is it money, a woman, or fame?
00:23:50Now, tell me what you wish for!
00:23:52What do you want me to do?
00:23:56I see, you seem to be quite the villain.
00:23:59In that case, I'll prepare 1,000 people for you.
00:24:02Those 1,000 people are people you can choose to like.
00:24:04You can choose to like them or hate them.
00:24:06What do you want me to do?
00:24:07Why me?
00:24:09Why do you always target me?
00:24:12Didn't you just throw a gun at me?
00:24:15I was just looking at you.
00:24:18What were you looking at?
00:24:19I was looking at you!
00:24:20It was you who gathered 7 people and summoned them.
00:24:23Fine, do whatever you want.
00:24:25But humans can't attack God.
00:24:29What's that supposed to mean?
00:24:31Fine, I'll give you something superior.
00:24:34Superior?
00:24:36Superior?
00:24:37I'll give you something superior that has power.
00:24:39Humans can't give orders to God.
00:24:43There's nothing you can do.
00:24:44There's nothing you can do.
00:24:45It's because you're talking nonsense.
00:24:47Fine, I'll do whatever you want.
00:24:50Do that from the beginning.
00:24:51I'll give you something superior.
00:24:52Do you want to see me that much?
00:24:54You've been collecting dragons for years.
00:24:56All you do is talk to me.
00:24:58I'll talk to you, then I'll collect more.
00:25:00Next year, I'll beat you up.
00:25:02You stupid human.
00:25:04Wait a moment.
00:25:08I'll...
00:25:09I'll do what you just did.
00:25:10There's nothing you can do.
00:25:12It's because you're talking nonsense.
00:25:14I thought you'd say something superior.
00:25:18You're a human.
00:25:19I'm God.
00:25:20Only God can think like that.
00:25:22I can think like that.
00:25:25Do whatever you want.
00:25:27You really don't know who I am.
00:25:34Don't be scared.
00:25:36Do whatever you want.
00:25:37I said I can't.
00:25:39You can do whatever you want.
00:25:40I said I can't be persistent.
00:25:41You can do whatever you want.
00:25:42I said I can't.
00:25:43You can do whatever you want.
00:25:44I said I can't be persistent.
00:25:49I said I can't be persistent.
00:25:52I said I can't be persistent.
00:25:55I'm a body.
00:25:56Stop being a body.
00:25:57Stop being a body.
00:25:58A body is a little soft to show the softness of a dragon.
00:26:02I don't care.
00:26:03Stop it.
00:26:05That's how it is.
00:26:06That's how it is.
00:26:07Thank you very much.
00:26:12This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual individuals or events is purely coincidental.
00:26:18Weapon up your surreal world view.
00:26:20Send laughter to the first stage of your life.
00:26:25The 7th year in the history of art, the 7th year of KOMOTO.
00:26:28The 7th year in the history of art, the 7th year of KOMOTO.
00:26:33Thank you very much.
00:26:40Wait a minute.
00:26:44What?
00:26:48Where is it?
00:26:50Where is it?
00:26:52That's for macho men.
00:26:53That's for macho men.
00:26:54You are very skinny.
00:26:55I made a mistake.
00:26:56I'm sorry. I'll take this one. Thank you.
00:26:59Well...
00:27:02You know...
00:27:03There is a goalkeeper who shoots a demon in a soccer anime or a soccer game, right?
00:27:12Oh, that's good.
00:27:13For example, a goalkeeper shoots a demon in a tornado shoot,
00:27:18and the goalkeeper borrows the power of the demon and stops it together.
00:27:21I like that.
00:27:22That's cool. Do you want to try it?
00:27:23What?
00:27:24I'll be the goalkeeper, so can you ask the demon to do it?
00:27:27Me?
00:27:28Yes.
00:27:29The demon?
00:27:30Yes.
00:27:31The demon?
00:27:32Yes.
00:27:33Can you ask the demon to do it?
00:27:34Are you talking about the demon?
00:27:35Did you give up on comedy?
00:27:36It's not luck.
00:27:37It's not luck.
00:27:38Are you going to quit being a comedian tomorrow?
00:27:40It's not luck.
00:27:41It's the demon.
00:27:42I'm scared. Stop it.
00:27:43It's the demon.
00:27:44I'm going to start.
00:27:45Be quiet.
00:27:46It's the demon.
00:27:47You're here, Kazebayashi.
00:27:48I'll stop your tornado shoot.
00:27:51Come on, demon.
00:27:57It's the demon.
00:28:00Wait.
00:28:01Wait.
00:28:02Demon, where are you going?
00:28:03Soccer.
00:28:04Wait.
00:28:05Wait.
00:28:06Wait.
00:28:07Wait.
00:28:08Don't go wild.
00:28:09Don't go wild.
00:28:10Calm down.
00:28:11Stop it.
00:28:12Don't go wild.
00:28:13Don't go wild.
00:28:14Please.
00:28:15Listen to me.
00:28:16Don't hurt the people of the city.
00:28:19I'm sorry.
00:28:20I'm sorry.
00:28:21I'm sorry, demon.
00:28:22Wait.
00:28:23Stop it.
00:28:24Please.
00:28:25Go back.
00:28:27I said stop it.
00:28:34My glass is broken.
00:28:35Wait.
00:28:36It's the demon.
00:28:43My glass is broken.
00:28:47My glass is broken.
00:28:54My glass is broken.
00:28:55Tanoshimanai!
00:28:56Chotto!
00:28:57Nani?
00:28:58Dekanatteru!
00:28:59Dekanatteru!
00:29:00Kyodaika!
00:29:01Kyodaika!
00:29:02Kyodaika shite!
00:29:03Nani suru no?
00:29:04Kousou!
00:29:05Biru no okujou ni te o nosete, jimei ni oshikonde, saijoukai ga chika ikkai!
00:29:10Yamete!
00:29:11Yamete!
00:29:12Kowai!
00:29:13Kowai!
00:29:14Oshikomanai!
00:29:15Oshikomanai!
00:29:16Mogura tachi mo kawaisou!
00:29:17Suimasen!
00:29:18Suimasen!
00:29:19Uchinomajin ga suimasen!
00:29:20Suimasen!
00:29:21Suimasen!
00:29:22Uchinomajin ga suimasen!
00:29:23Suimasen!
00:29:24Uchinomajin ga suimasen!
00:29:27Kyuunisakka!
00:29:31Ima kara sakkasuru wake nai jan!
00:29:36Abarete, abarete!
00:29:39Nidoto dashimasen kara!
00:29:44Majin kayo!
00:29:46Soriamerao!
00:29:50Now, let's hear what the judges have to say.
00:29:52First, let's start with Tetsuo-san.
00:29:56The atmosphere of Kyoto is scattered all over the place.
00:30:01It's a little creepy, but it's good.
00:30:04The interaction itself is interesting, and the characters are really good.
00:30:08But he's in it because he's good at being a boss.
00:30:11He's always doing really weird things.
00:30:14Even if he's a weird boss, I can't say anything.
00:30:18I thought it was easier for me to watch.
00:30:23Let's talk about the performance.
00:30:26I think there's a dragon above Tamekuni-kun.
00:30:31I felt like I could take a closer look.
00:30:34He's facing up and down.
00:30:39I think the bass is an interesting combination.
00:30:42I think it would have been nice if there was a moment when Sawada-kun came back.
00:30:46He's been a dragon, but I'm glad he's back.
00:30:50I'd like to see them get back together.
00:30:53Next, let's talk about the controls.
00:30:55First, Okuda-san.
00:30:56It's interesting from the grasp.
00:30:59There's a lot of meaning in being late.
00:31:02I've never seen a rhythm story fade in.
00:31:05I don't think it fits the rhythm.
00:31:09I don't know what story I saw.
00:31:12I thought it was weak.
00:31:16It's not like that at all.
00:31:18It suits a crazy person.
00:31:20Nagasako-kun.
00:31:21I don't even know what you're wearing.
00:31:24Is that right?
00:31:25Is that right?
00:31:26I've heard that it's right.
00:31:29Yuichi-san.
00:31:30What did you notice in this group?
00:31:32I cried laughing at Konotori-san.
00:31:35I was betrayed by the gap.
00:31:39I laughed at everything.
00:31:41It's all right.
00:31:46Here are the results of the first half.
00:31:49Tachimachi and Gnou protected the top two.
00:31:53Will a duo that gets more than them appear?
00:31:57The score is getting difficult.
00:31:59I wonder if it's going to be over 100 points.
00:32:02It's finally the second half.
00:32:04The real deal is going to announce the judges.
00:32:08The third group of the second half is here.
00:32:13Husky Pose, Alisa, Daimugi, and Shochiku Entertainment's Torio.
00:32:18It's a block full of variety.
00:32:22Please take a look at the next three groups.
00:32:29Shochiku Entertainment's Torio Manzai.
00:32:32It's a place full of laughter.
00:32:36The eighth year of their career.
00:32:38Husky Pose.
00:32:50I'm Husky Pose.
00:32:51Nice to meet you.
00:32:53Nice to meet you.
00:32:54I'm Torio.
00:32:55Nice to meet you.
00:32:56Nice to meet you.
00:32:57My family is far away.
00:33:00I haven't been able to visit my grandfather's grave.
00:33:04Then you can visit my grandfather's grave.
00:33:07I don't care whose grave it is.
00:33:09I'm just saying I haven't been able to visit my grandfather's grave.
00:33:12Then you can ask for a service to visit his grave.
00:33:15A service to visit his grave?
00:33:17Is there such a thing?
00:33:18For example, like Riki-san, instead of someone who hasn't been able to visit his grave,
00:33:21you can go to his grave while connecting the remote.
00:33:24If I can see what's going on, I'll be at ease.
00:33:27That sounds fun.
00:33:28I'm interested.
00:33:29Have you done something like that before?
00:33:30Can I ask you a favor?
00:33:31Okay.
00:33:34Can you see me?
00:33:36Hello, I can see you.
00:33:37I'm Tada from the service to visit his grave.
00:33:40I'm Tanaka. Nice to meet you.
00:33:41Nice to meet you, Tanaka-sama.
00:33:43Nice to meet you.
00:33:44Then let's start the service to visit his grave.
00:33:45Yes, please.
00:33:47Just to confirm,
00:33:49is this Tanaka-sama's grave?
00:33:52Yes, this is the Tanaka family's grave.
00:33:53Will Tanaka-sama be able to enter this grave one day?
00:33:56Yes, I hope so.
00:33:57I hope so.
00:33:58Then let's start.
00:33:59Excuse me.
00:34:01First, I'll pour water.
00:34:02Yes, please.
00:34:04Ah, it feels good.
00:34:06Can you wait a moment?
00:34:07Yes.
00:34:08I'm sorry.
00:34:09There was a strange sound.
00:34:11This is Tanaka-sama's grandfather's grave.
00:34:15Is that so?
00:34:16Yes.
00:34:17I'm sorry, this is my first time.
00:34:18Then I'll show you.
00:34:25How are you?
00:34:26I don't know you.
00:34:28I'm sorry, this is my first time seeing you.
00:34:29This is our company's option.
00:34:32Option.
00:34:33Ah, I see. Can I take it off?
00:34:35Ah, you don't need it?
00:34:36Yes, it's very annoying.
00:34:37Ah, I understand.
00:34:39I heard you don't need it.
00:34:40Can you take it off?
00:34:42I can still do it.
00:34:43Please take it off.
00:34:44Please let me do it.
00:34:45Please take it off.
00:34:46I'm risking my life for this job.
00:34:50Please!
00:34:52I understand.
00:34:53If you insist, please do it.
00:34:55Please don't decide on your own.
00:34:57Anything is fine.
00:34:58I want you to continue.
00:35:00Ah, I understand.
00:35:01Then I'll make offerings.
00:35:03First, I'll make a flower.
00:35:05It's a beautiful flower.
00:35:06I'll give you incense.
00:35:07I like this smell.
00:35:08I'll give you manjuu.
00:35:09Manjuu is the best!
00:35:10Stop it!
00:35:11Please don't get carried away.
00:35:13Please spend some time with your grandfather.
00:35:15Ah, I'm sorry.
00:35:16Can I have some time with my grandfather?
00:35:17I'm sorry.
00:35:19Please show me the grave.
00:35:21Yes, it looks like the signal is bad.
00:35:22Please show me the grave.
00:35:25Are you speaking Korean?
00:35:26I said, please show me the grave.
00:35:27I didn't say, please show me the grave.
00:35:30I'm sorry.
00:35:31It was Japanese.
00:35:32You've grown up.
00:35:33What's wrong with you?
00:35:35You used to be like this.
00:35:38It's a shield, right?
00:35:40It's probably a shield.
00:35:41I heard the shield is good.
00:35:42Ah, the shield is good?
00:35:43I'm sorry.
00:35:45It's like this.
00:35:47It's hard to see, so I won't do it.
00:35:49It's a matter of prudence.
00:35:50Ah, I see.
00:35:51I'm sorry.
00:35:52Can you do it properly?
00:35:53What are you complaining about?
00:35:55You're in a position where you have to show me the grave.
00:35:58If you do that, I will also mentally lose.
00:36:05Yes, that's all.
00:36:06That's all.
00:36:08What is this?
00:36:09It's a good service.
00:36:10No, it's not.
00:36:12Thank you very much.
00:36:20The first appearance of a duo that is full of gap and energy.
00:36:28The ninth year of their career, Alisa.
00:36:31Party Party!
00:36:41I'm Alisa.
00:36:43Nice to meet you.
00:36:47I'm the one.
00:36:49The number of times I open the refrigerator a day is more than the number of people.
00:36:53The number of times I open the refrigerator a day is more than the number of people.
00:36:59I want you to say I'm fat.
00:37:03By the way, fat people say everything about fat is thick.
00:37:08Please remember that.
00:37:11I don't want you to say that.
00:37:15I'm sorry for being a selfish man.
00:37:18I'm sorry.
00:37:19And I'm not a reflector.
00:37:23Don't worry about it.
00:37:25By the way, if I was born as a girl, I would be an idol.
00:37:30Idol?
00:37:31It's not that easy to be an idol.
00:37:35Excuse me.
00:37:36It's an audition.
00:37:38Good morning.
00:37:39Good morning.
00:37:40I'm Miria Sakurada.
00:37:41It's a name like a world heritage.
00:37:45It's like you're still building yourself.
00:37:48It means I'm still building myself.
00:37:49That's right.
00:37:51I'm happy when I find a round stone.
00:37:56I love animals.
00:37:58I have a pet dog and a pet cat.
00:38:01If you call anything other than unidentified creatures unidentified creatures, don't cut it.
00:38:07Don't you think so?
00:38:09You're dancing.
00:38:11Let's use more joints.
00:38:15I have joints.
00:38:18You can do Kabuki without joints.
00:38:24Remember this.
00:38:26I'm good at changing clothes quickly.
00:38:28Please count five seconds.
00:38:29It's important to change clothes quickly.
00:38:32Sorry to keep you waiting.
00:38:33I made a mistake.
00:38:35Please put on a cloth at least.
00:38:38Put on your clothes.
00:38:40Don't be excited.
00:38:41You can't do that naked.
00:38:44If you think you have a right to vote, you'll break your head.
00:38:49What's going on in Japan?
00:38:51Is it an interesting episode?
00:38:52It's important to talk about episodes.
00:38:55You said it suddenly.
00:38:56Do your best.
00:38:57Applause.
00:38:58I'm sorry.
00:38:59I'm sorry.
00:39:00I'm sorry.
00:39:02I can't move because I'm tied up.
00:39:04You did it now.
00:39:07It may be difficult this time, but you'll do your best in the next episode.
00:39:11Did I pass?
00:39:12Did I pass?
00:39:15Is there a shortage of people in the idol industry?
00:39:18I did it.
00:39:19I'm glad to hear that.
00:39:21Excuse me.
00:39:22Cigarette?
00:39:23Alcohol.
00:39:24Alcohol?
00:39:25Call your boyfriend.
00:39:26Call your boyfriend.
00:39:27I did it.
00:39:29I'm doing the last thing I can't do when I become an idol.
00:39:33I'm sorry.
00:39:37Why is it the first step of Matsuken Samba?
00:39:41It's not like this.
00:39:45Matsuken always comes out like this.
00:39:49Idols are the best.
00:39:50I'll do my best.
00:39:53Applause.
00:40:02With his unique ability to express himself, he attracts people to his unique space.
00:40:09The fifth year in his career.
00:40:10Raimugi.
00:40:13Party! Party!
00:40:14Raimugi.
00:40:21Hi! I'm Raimugi.
00:40:27It's tough when a taxi driver gets off.
00:40:32What are you talking about?
00:40:33It's tough.
00:40:34What's wrong with you?
00:40:35Umm, the thing is, the taxi driver I took the other day was a bit of a weirdo, I think.
00:40:44Yeah, I see.
00:40:44I was so angry, I couldn't help it.
00:40:46Yeah.
00:40:46He was pretty rude.
00:40:48Rude?
00:40:48Yeah.
00:40:49From Namba to Osaka, Shin-Osaka.
00:40:51Yeah.
00:40:528200 yen.
00:40:53Ahh.
00:40:54If I had made a reservation earlier, I could have taken a plane.
00:40:56Yeah, that's true.
00:40:57I could have taken a plane.
00:40:58If you could afford it, you could have taken a walk.
00:40:59I was so angry.
00:41:00Anyway, I was so angry, so I want you to taste it.
00:41:02Huh?
00:41:03Yeah, I want you to recreate it.
00:41:03Why don't I have to taste it?
00:41:04Taste it!
00:41:06I don't want to.
00:41:06Taste it!
00:41:07I don't want to.
00:41:07I don't want to share my memories with you!
00:41:10What did you just say?
00:41:13I've never heard that before.
00:41:14I'm sorry, I got carried away.
00:41:15Who taught you that?
00:41:16Can I do it?
00:41:16Do it!
00:41:17You do it!
00:41:18Do it!
00:41:18What?
00:41:19I'll be the passenger.
00:41:20Huh?
00:41:20I'm a very angry driver.
00:41:21I'm going to screw this up.
00:41:24You can't drive in that state!
00:41:26You'll get into an accident!
00:41:28The taxi's here.
00:41:29Hey, taxi!
00:41:31Hey!
00:41:34What's up?
00:41:35Huh?
00:41:36Good morning.
00:41:38Where do you want to go to?
00:41:41I only speak English until you say,
00:41:42Hey, taxi!
00:41:45Was my pronunciation that good?
00:41:47Two words.
00:41:48Nice to meet you.
00:41:49Everyone says that.
00:41:50Please take me to Shin-Osaka.
00:41:51Pa, pa, pa.
00:41:53I'm surprised.
00:41:55Pa.
00:41:57Pa.
00:41:59Pa.
00:42:00Pa.
00:42:01Pa.
00:42:04He's tuning his horn.
00:42:06That's it.
00:42:07Are you going to do a session with another car?
00:42:10Pa, pa, pa.
00:42:11Can you take me to Shin-Osaka?
00:42:12I've never been to Shin-Osaka.
00:42:14You're pathetic.
00:42:15I'm sorry.
00:42:16Please use the navigation map.
00:42:18I've never been there.
00:42:19The map of Shin-Osaka and the surrounding area is displayed.
00:42:25Are you using the map of Dora-Kuen?
00:42:27Yes.
00:42:28Why hasn't the map of the surrounding area been registered yet?
00:42:31I've cleared it up to Umeda.
00:42:33Please go this way.
00:42:34Yes, sir.
00:42:35I'm counting on you.
00:42:36Seat belt, good.
00:42:38Mirror, good.
00:42:39Gasoline, good.
00:42:40Meter, 480 yen, good.
00:42:42Accelerator, good.
00:42:43Brake, good.
00:42:44That's a lot.
00:42:45Are you riding?
00:42:46Yes.
00:42:47I'm riding.
00:42:47Huh?
00:42:48Weather, good.
00:42:48What's that?
00:42:49Accelerator, good.
00:42:50Hey.
00:42:50Brake, good.
00:42:51Hey.
00:42:51Are you riding?
00:42:52I told you.
00:42:52I'm riding.
00:42:53I heard you.
00:42:53Weather, good.
00:42:54What's that?
00:42:54Meter, 800 yen, good.
00:42:55I bought a meter!
00:42:57I'm riding.
00:42:58I bought a meter!
00:43:01Why did I have to pay 320 yen?
00:43:04I'm sorry, old man.
00:43:05I'm sorry.
00:43:06I'm riding now.
00:43:07I'm sorry.
00:43:08I'm sorry for raising my hand.
00:43:09I'm sorry.
00:43:10Please ignore me.
00:43:11I'm sorry.
00:43:12Why are you apologizing?
00:43:14I'm riding with my own money.
00:43:20What are you doing?
00:43:21I came to the opposite car.
00:43:23You can't do that when you're crossing a narrow road.
00:43:26I don't know who's in the car.
00:43:28I'm sorry.
00:43:30Why are you laughing?
00:43:31Lucky!
00:43:32Yes?
00:43:33You're making a lot of money.
00:43:34What?
00:43:35I'm in a traffic jam.
00:43:36That's too much.
00:43:37I'm sorry.
00:43:38You're making a lot of noise.
00:43:40Use a detour.
00:43:41I'll call an ambulance.
00:43:42Use a detour.
00:43:43I'm scared.
00:43:46What?
00:43:47I'm at the back seat.
00:43:49It's not a detour in the car.
00:43:52Who said it was a detour?
00:43:54It's close if you go this way.
00:43:55Go back.
00:43:56What are you thinking?
00:43:58Hey!
00:43:59I'm in the passenger seat.
00:44:01Don't say it's connected to this road.
00:44:04Do it properly.
00:44:05Hey, old man!
00:44:06I'm riding now.
00:44:07Don't say it's impossible.
00:44:08Oh!
00:44:09The old man caught up with me.
00:44:10That's no good.
00:44:11I've never seen a taxi like this.
00:44:14Walk!
00:44:15What are you doing?
00:44:16You're out of line.
00:44:17I didn't know this was possible.
00:44:18How was it?
00:44:19How was it?
00:44:23I'd like to talk to the judges.
00:44:26First, let's talk about the husky pose.
00:44:28Mr. Okuda, please.
00:44:29Yes.
00:44:30It's based on the actual service.
00:44:35If you don't know, it sounds funny.
00:44:37If you know, you know.
00:44:39I think there's a slight deviation from the theme.
00:44:44I don't think it's a good idea to fix it.
00:44:49I think it's better to make it clear.
00:44:55Next, Mr. Arisa.
00:44:56Yes.
00:44:58He knows how to look at himself very well.
00:45:02He's a middle-aged man.
00:45:03He puts his hand in his pocket.
00:45:04He puts his glasses up.
00:45:05He's a one-man show.
00:45:06He knows what's funny, comical, and cute.
00:45:12Mr. Yokoyama is a funny man.
00:45:14Mr. Yokoyama.
00:45:15He looks very strange.
00:45:18That's true.
00:45:19If you think about it.
00:45:21One coin Jackie Chan.
00:45:22One coin Jackie Chan.
00:45:24One coin.
00:45:25That's right.
00:45:26One coin Jackie Chan.
00:45:27I'm always a little curious.
00:45:29I'm curious.
00:45:30And on top of that, there's a joke.
00:45:34I thought it was funny because it had a meaning to it.
00:45:39Next, Mr. Tetsuo.
00:45:41Yes.
00:45:42I love the introduction.
00:45:43It's a good story.
00:45:48I want you to say a lot of things like that.
00:45:52I want you to be funny here, too.
00:45:56There's an acceleration check.
00:45:58I want you to be funny there, too.
00:46:06It's a situation where you can do anything.
00:46:08I thought it would be difficult for the driver to think about it.
00:46:13I thought it would be interesting to tune the traction.
00:46:16I thought it would be nice to come out again on the way.
00:46:20Why did you make such a sound when you tuned it?
00:46:23I thought it would be nice to have that.
00:46:27After this, the genius pianist will appear.
00:46:32After this, the genius pianist will appear.
00:46:35Here are the three groups in the final block.
00:46:37It's the last one.
00:46:38He's a genius pianist with a sense of humor.
00:46:42It's a combination of two finals.
00:46:44It's a block with female entertainers No. 1 and young people.
00:46:49Yes.
00:46:50Now, round three is about to enter the final block.
00:46:52Please take a look at the last three groups.
00:46:54Who will be the winner of the final block?
00:46:59The only group that aims for the top in style.
00:47:02Young people are excited.
00:47:07The 9th anniversary.
00:47:08FUSUYA
00:47:18I'm Hariguchi.
00:47:19I'm Sanaka.
00:47:20I'm FUSUYA.
00:47:21Nice to meet you.
00:47:24Thank you very much.
00:47:26Let's go to a very scary haunted spot.
00:47:30It's a party with a song.
00:47:32It's a party.
00:47:33It's a party.
00:47:35It's a party.
00:47:41I thought it would be nice to go to a haunted spot together.
00:47:43A haunted spot?
00:47:44Let's go together.
00:47:45Let's go together.
00:47:47I told you to wait at home, but it's too early.
00:47:48Fever.
00:47:50It's coming.
00:47:54I'm scared.
00:47:58I'm Harimoto.
00:48:00I'm Jorei.
00:48:05Are you alone?
00:48:06Yes, I'm alone.
00:48:07You pushed me too much.
00:48:08I'm sorry.
00:48:09Where are you going today?
00:48:10I'm very scared today.
00:48:11I haven't seen a doctor or a patient for 20 years.
00:48:13I'm going to the dentist.
00:48:14Dentist?
00:48:16Isn't it better to go to the hospital?
00:48:18It's a baby ghost.
00:48:20Yes, yes, yes.
00:48:22Wi-Fi is on.
00:48:23Yes, yes, yes.
00:48:25It's a ghost from Okinawa.
00:48:26Yes, yes, yes.
00:48:29Let's go.
00:48:31I don't care about the conditions.
00:48:32Let's go by car.
00:48:35Rear steering wheel?
00:48:37What is this car?
00:48:39I don't have a brake.
00:48:40What are you going to do?
00:48:41Crash and stop.
00:48:42Oh, my God.
00:48:45Eri.
00:48:46Oh, my God.
00:48:47Uibito.
00:48:52The airbag came out.
00:48:53Oh, my God.
00:48:54Here?
00:48:55Yes.
00:48:56I have a powerful off-gun.
00:48:57Okay, okay.
00:48:58Don't stimulate the ghost.
00:48:59Let's get in.
00:49:00Yes.
00:49:01I'm sorry.
00:49:02I'll prove there's no ghost.
00:49:03What are you talking about?
00:49:04Hariguchi.
00:49:05Oh, my God.
00:49:06Hariguchi.
00:49:07Hariguchi.
00:49:08Hariguchi.
00:49:09Hariguchi.
00:49:10Hariguchi.
00:49:11Hariguchi.
00:49:12Hariguchi.
00:49:14Time's up.
00:49:15Hariguchi…
00:49:16I'm gonna die.
00:49:19I went down already.
00:49:21I'm tired of taking abandoned cars!
00:49:24This is the brother of Mayaba.
00:49:26This is the brother of Mayaba.
00:49:28Hello, we're Mayaba Myava.
00:49:35Hollywood...
00:49:37Glue my house to car.
00:49:41What's this sound?
00:49:43What is it?
00:49:44I'm coming!
00:49:46Wi-Fi router?
00:49:47What's coming, Nae-chan?
00:49:48Yes, yes!
00:49:49Wi-Fi baby!
00:49:52One, two, three, four, five.
00:49:54Five, six, seven, eight.
00:49:56Nine, ten, eleven, twelve.
00:49:58O-K-I-N-T-A-M-A.
00:50:01Okintama.
00:50:05I'm from Okinawa.
00:50:07O-K-I-N-A. I'm from Okinawa.
00:50:10I'm back.
00:50:11Are you okay, Taniguchi?
00:50:12Yeah, but I was so scared I peed myself.
00:50:14You peed yourself?
00:50:15There's no toilet paper here!
00:50:18That's a powerful card!
00:50:19I have no choice.
00:50:20You'll be cursed!
00:50:23Taniguchi!
00:50:24Something came out of the cursed card!
00:50:27Abe no Seimei!
00:50:28Abe no Seimei!
00:50:30Iboji!
00:50:31No!
00:50:32Kireji!
00:50:33No!
00:50:34Onmyoji!
00:50:37Help me!
00:50:38I want to come out too!
00:50:40It's the voice of a girl from Abe no Seimei's ass hole!
00:50:46Tell me, grandpa!
00:50:48Iboji! Kireji!
00:50:49The girl from Alps, Haiji!
00:50:53I want to sing!
00:50:55It's the voice of a singer from Haiji's body!
00:51:03Believe!
00:51:04Iboji! Kireji!
00:51:06That's the most important thing!
00:51:10Thank you for listening!
00:51:16Next Week
00:51:21A unique performance
00:51:23will bring laughter to your ears!
00:51:28The 6th year in the entertainment business!
00:51:30The Three Kingdoms
00:51:39Hello!
00:51:43Hello, I'm Sayukan. Nice to meet you.
00:51:48I like juice.
00:51:50If I didn't become an entertainer,
00:51:52I would have worked at the beverage company's product development department.
00:51:55I see.
00:51:56So today, I'd like to have a meeting about the drinks I developed.
00:52:00Can I do that?
00:52:01I'll be the host of the meeting.
00:52:04Please.
00:52:05I'd like to have a meeting about the drinks I developed.
00:52:09I'd like to have a meeting about the drinks I developed.
00:52:13Today, I developed a sports drink.
00:52:17A sports drink?
00:52:18I'm sure you've heard of it.
00:52:21This product was jointly developed with Ote Pharmaceuticals
00:52:25and successfully developed a sports drink that is close to human body composition.
00:52:29Isn't it a great product?
00:52:31Yes, it is.
00:52:32With this product, we can reduce the number of people suffering from heat stroke.
00:52:36It's a product with high sociability.
00:52:38I was looking for a meaningful product.
00:52:40Yes.
00:52:41Let's sell it right away!
00:52:42I thought you'd say that, so I decided on the product name.
00:52:44Oh, the product name?
00:52:45Yes.
00:52:46By the way, what's the product name?
00:52:48The product name is...
00:52:49Sports Kingman!
00:52:51People will think I'm a member of Cheerio.
00:52:55In the beverage industry,
00:52:57if people think I'm a member of Cheerio,
00:52:59it's over!
00:53:00Right?
00:53:01If people think I'm a member of Cheerio,
00:53:03they won't look at the product to see if it's good or not.
00:53:06Cheerio is the same as Hexagon Family in the entertainment industry.
00:53:10Yes?
00:53:11It took me years to realize that Takeshi Tsuruno was right.
00:53:16What are you talking about?
00:53:17It's exactly the same as that.
00:53:18The product name may be the same,
00:53:20but the packaging is very particular.
00:53:22I don't care about the packaging.
00:53:23It's a refreshing blue label.
00:53:25I don't care about that.
00:53:26A white person is doing various sports.
00:53:28I'm a member of Cheerio.
00:53:30I don't care about the packaging.
00:53:32I'm a member of Cheerio.
00:53:33You're doing various sports.
00:53:35I don't care about the packaging.
00:53:37I don't care about the packaging.
00:53:39I'm going to develop grape juice this time.
00:53:42Grape juice?
00:53:43This grape juice is a high-end grape juice
00:53:45that uses 100% of the fruit juice of Nohen Yamada,
00:53:47a famous grape in Yamanashi Prefecture.
00:53:49I see.
00:53:50It's a high-end line.
00:53:51Nohen will provide it to you?
00:53:52Yes.
00:53:53Let's sell it.
00:53:54I've decided on the product name.
00:53:55By the way, what's the product name?
00:53:57Yamada Nohen's Salad Grape Juice.
00:53:59It's 2% fruit juice.
00:54:01It's 2% fruit juice.
00:54:04It's Nata de Coco.
00:54:05It's over.
00:54:06It's over.
00:54:07The drink containing Nata de Coco is dirty.
00:54:11It's dirty?
00:54:12It's a bad drink.
00:54:13He's putting it in order.
00:54:15I'm also developing canned coffee.
00:54:16What about canned coffee?
00:54:18Unlike conventional products,
00:54:20this canned coffee is a completely recycled product.
00:54:23That's a great product.
00:54:24By the way, what's the product name?
00:54:26It's Sumiyaki Coffee.
00:54:27It's the left diagonal of the ZAKOI vending machine.
00:54:30It's a coffee that no one touches.
00:54:32I've also developed coke.
00:54:34Coke is a great product.
00:54:36I stole the recipe of coke and made it.
00:54:39So you've decided on coke?
00:54:40Yes.
00:54:41Then I'll sell it.
00:54:42By the way, what's the product name?
00:54:43It's Sukkiri Coke.
00:54:44It's 58 yen at the supermarket.
00:54:47It's 58 yen at the supermarket.
00:54:49It's Sukkiri Hiragana.
00:54:50It's 38 yen.
00:54:52It's 38 yen as soon as Sukkiri Hiragana.
00:54:55It's 38 yen.
00:54:56Then I'll sell this coke at the supermarket.
00:54:58You're disgusting.
00:54:59What are you doing?
00:55:00It tastes like milk.
00:55:01I don't like you.
00:55:02But the product name is like this.
00:55:03No, it's not.
00:55:04How was it, Moewa?
00:55:05Thank you very much.
00:55:14Itobatan Manzai has been established by Takumi.
00:55:17The next target of the queen is ITADAKI from YTV.
00:55:22The 9th year of his career.
00:55:23He's a genius pianist.
00:55:33Hello, we're Genius Pianist.
00:55:35Nice to meet you.
00:55:39I live in a mansion now.
00:55:41When I step out of the veranda,
00:55:43I always run into the 12 people next to me.
00:55:45The veranda at the same time?
00:55:46Yes.
00:55:47I thought it was awkward.
00:55:50But you're next to me, so I have to greet you properly.
00:55:53That's difficult.
00:55:54Is it?
00:55:55Like this.
00:55:56Like what?
00:56:03Hello.
00:56:04What's with that face?
00:56:06Are you Tetsuya Ake?
00:56:07That's rude.
00:56:09Are you Kaikou Ichiban?
00:56:10It was dull.
00:56:11That's rude.
00:56:12I'm energetic.
00:56:13Really?
00:56:14Yes.
00:56:15Can I borrow some soy sauce?
00:56:17All of a sudden?
00:56:18On the veranda?
00:56:19Soy sauce.
00:56:20You ran out?
00:56:21Yes.
00:56:22I'm making gratin.
00:56:24You don't use soy sauce.
00:56:26I ran out of soy sauce on the way.
00:56:28I see.
00:56:29Kikkoman.
00:56:30That's Ikko-san's pronunciation.
00:56:32Sorry, that's Kikkoman, right?
00:56:34Kikkoman.
00:56:35That's Ikko-san's pronunciation.
00:56:36Today's Kondate.
00:56:38That's Ikko-san.
00:56:40What are you doing?
00:56:42I'm sorry.
00:56:43I don't cook at home.
00:56:46I don't have a bottle.
00:56:48You don't have to cook.
00:56:50I have a bottle of soy sauce.
00:56:52I'm sorry, I don't.
00:56:54Excuse me.
00:56:55Do you know?
00:56:57Your neighbor.
00:56:59She has a lot of flowers on the veranda.
00:57:02I don't know if it's a hobby, but she has a beautiful face.
00:57:08My neighbor.
00:57:10She has a dog.
00:57:11Really?
00:57:12She runs around on the veranda.
00:57:15She's cute.
00:57:16You don't say anything bad.
00:57:19You're an old lady, but you don't say anything bad.
00:57:21She's feeding herself.
00:57:22You shouldn't do that.
00:57:24What are you giving her?
00:57:25Gratin?
00:57:26You're making it now.
00:57:27You're making it with a new machine.
00:57:29You shouldn't do that.
00:57:31What if the dog gets sick?
00:57:33Excuse me.
00:57:34Is it okay now?
00:57:39Is it okay now?
00:57:40Is it okay now?
00:57:41Am I involved in this?
00:57:43It seems so.
00:57:44It seems so?
00:57:45Excuse me.
00:57:46You're in the way.
00:57:48Who's in the way?
00:57:50Your neighbor.
00:57:52I didn't say you're in the way.
00:57:54I said it's for a new flower.
00:57:56You're throwing it away.
00:57:58It takes time.
00:58:00Is it okay now?
00:58:01It's okay.
00:58:02Is it okay now?
00:58:03Is it okay now?
00:58:04Yes, it's okay.
00:58:05I have a routine to go to the gym and exercise.
00:58:09Can I go to the gym?
00:58:10It's healthy.
00:58:12It's healthier than you think.
00:58:14You're an idiot.
00:58:16You said it's healthier than you think.
00:58:19Are you an idiot?
00:58:20Maybe.
00:58:21You're an idiot.
00:58:22You're a weirdo.
00:58:25What?
00:58:26I said you're a weirdo.
00:58:27I'm sorry.
00:58:28If I'm a weirdo,
00:58:30Winner is a weirdo.
00:58:32I'm sorry.
00:58:33You said Winner.
00:58:35You said Winner.
00:58:37I'm sorry.
00:58:38You said I'm sorry.
00:58:40You said I'm sorry.
00:58:43Then you're a weirdo.
00:58:45What?
00:58:46I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:48Stop saying I'm a weirdo.
00:58:50Why are you so angry?
00:58:53I'm happy to hear that.
00:58:56You're a bad talker.
00:59:06First of all, Mr. Okuda.
00:59:08It's been nine years.
00:59:09How did you get this shape?
00:59:12It's sharp.
00:59:14It's sharp and sharp.
00:59:17I laughed a lot.
00:59:19I'm addicted to everything.
00:59:21It's over 100 points.
00:59:25That's fast.
00:59:26This is interesting.
00:59:28Mr. Hai.
00:59:29As a person who writes a story,
00:59:31I wonder if I can make this story in 10 years.
00:59:35I don't think I can do it even if I get 100 years.
00:59:38I can't.
00:59:39It's not a joke, it's a story.
00:59:42It's very easy to see.
00:59:44It's fair.
00:59:48Next, Mr. Kuma.
00:59:51It's a strange setting.
00:59:53I think it's interesting to do that.
00:59:57Until the first joke,
00:59:59I thought it was amazing.
01:00:02I think it's amazing to laugh there.
01:00:05I thought you were good at conveying words.
01:00:08The guy on the right was prejudiced.
01:00:11I'm glad it was funny.
01:00:15Next, about the genius pianist.
01:00:17Mr. Kuma.
01:00:18It was interesting as usual.
01:00:21To be honest,
01:00:23I wondered what Mr. Takeuchi was trying to do on the veranda.
01:00:28If he was doing the laundry,
01:00:31I think he would have been in the way.
01:00:34Next, Mr. Okuda.
01:00:35It was a good manzai that made me lose my score.
01:00:38When did you invent it?
01:00:40Mr. Takeuchi's joke.
01:00:43It was also strong and weak.
01:00:45I was able to make a joke just by reacting.
01:00:48The technology there is also improved.
01:00:50I think Mr. Masumi is trying to make people laugh with his jokes.
01:00:53What is this?
01:00:56It's the first time I've seen it.
01:00:58How?
01:01:00It's the first time I've seen it.
01:01:02It's the first time I've seen it.
01:01:04It's the first time I've seen a woman.
01:01:06The first time I've seen a woman.
01:01:09It was the first time I saw it.
01:01:12Finally, the results.
01:01:14Which of the two teams will advance to the finals?
01:01:17Round 3, 1st place goes to...
01:01:30Round 3, 1st place goes to...
01:01:41379 points, Fusuya.
01:01:44Congratulations to Fusuya!
01:01:53Round 3, 2nd place goes to...
01:02:04378 points, Tachimachi.
01:02:08Congratulations to Tachimachi!
01:02:15Here is the final result!
01:02:18Fusuya and Tachimachi, both experienced in the finals, advance to the finals!
01:02:22This is the result of the combination of 9 years of experience showing their true abilities!
01:02:30How do you feel right now?
01:02:32I'm in the finals in 2020.
01:02:35I think I've been forgotten.
01:02:38I want to do it again with a fresh feeling.
01:02:411st place!
01:02:43Round 1 and Round 2, I felt a little regretful.
01:02:47I thought about what to do if I didn't make it this time.
01:02:50There were a lot of times when I thought I was rewarded.
01:02:54I thought about what I've done so far.
01:02:58I'm sorry, everyone.
01:03:01I'm sorry.
01:03:03It's okay.
01:03:06Love is over.
01:03:09Don't cry, Hyotoko!
01:03:12Don't cry, you guys!
01:03:141st place!
01:03:16The last ticket to the finals!
01:03:19Black Mayonnaise will announce the loser!
01:03:26Hello, this is Black Mayonnaise!
01:03:29The YTV Manzai Newcomer Finals will be held in March.
01:03:35Let's take a look at the combination of the 3 rounds of the year.
01:03:40Mercury Cheek Dance, Marty, Opus 2, Mermaid.
01:03:45And this time, it's Fusuya Tachibachi.
01:03:49In addition to these 6 groups, only the group with the highest score among the losers will advance to the finals.
01:03:59The loser's comeback plan has also been decided.
01:04:02Here is the combination!
01:04:04I have a report.
01:04:06Congratulations.
01:04:10The loser's comeback plan has been decided.
01:04:14That means you're 3rd place in the 3rd round.
01:04:19What is this?
01:04:21A piece of neck skin.
01:04:23It's a different shape, but it feels like you're back.
01:04:27That's right.
01:04:29The loser's comeback plan was Groh! Congratulations!
01:04:33That's amazing.
01:04:35Last year, Groh was amazing.
01:04:38He was 2nd place.
01:04:40He will be in the finals again this year.
01:04:42So he will be in the finals for 2 years in a row.
01:04:45Last year, you kept saying Groh, Groh.
01:04:49That's right. I was the only one who said Groh.
01:04:52I'm sorry.
01:04:54The 7 groups will advance to the finals.
01:04:57YTV's Manzai Shinninjou Ketteisen will be broadcast live on March 2nd.
01:05:05Please look forward to it!