A Documentary/Mockumentary that follows the story of Charlie who is passionate for farming. | dG1fc3FoZTJ1QkM0UTg
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00:00so I would say I've been a farmer all my life and I know this place like the back
00:08of my hand my granddad was a farmer my dad was a farmer and I suppose I'll be
00:16farmer too. I cut down this tree last week because it was impeding on them the
00:29telephone wire it was knocking it down. I like to purchase the farmers weekly to
00:36read about all the interesting new tracts. Yeah you like farming don't you, you like
00:40reading, you're good at reading. Bartholomew? No. What was your name then? I'm sure it was Bartholomew.
00:50Oh my gosh, sorry I'm terrible with names. Anyway my brother and my father they're
00:57taking in the harvest. I was reading something last week in the farmers weekly about
01:09ham beans. I used to have a problem with the sheep licking my feet so I put
01:17Vaseline, I know bizarre isn't it, so I put Vaseline on them anyway and they
01:22stopped but it was a bit of a, it was a bit of a problem outside the field.
01:33Oh I don't know it was a good idea in the fields but it's a terribly terrible thing
01:39outside the fields. Get something over with. What's Craig Jacob's nickname Jacob? My name's not Jacob.
01:48Can you state your name and occupation to the camera please? Josh Felden, a farmer. Now can I ask why we're doing this?
01:56We're making a documentary about your brother.
02:06Johnny! Johnny!
02:09What? The alarm's going off.
02:12Hey, I thought I'd stay and read the farmers weekly.
02:14Why's the alarm going off?
02:16I don't know. But did you know
02:18there's this new number one fungicide
02:20for wheat and barley?
02:22Um...
02:24I don't like beans.
02:26Did I mention that?
02:30Well no, I don't suppose I am.
02:32I had a job as a grass cutter one week.
02:34I got fired after I mowed over
02:36a lady's flower bed.
02:38She was not happy. She was very mad.
02:46You're the reason I can't f***ing sleep!
02:48You're the reason I can't f***ing sleep!
02:50He does this sometimes!
02:52He does this sometimes!