Campaigning for Love Full Movie
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00:00:00Oh my god, that's Christopher Stennett, state candidate?
00:00:11He's so hot. I want him to campaign all over me. Can I vote for him 500 times?
00:00:20I should be sick. I'm sorry.
00:00:33Mr. Stennett, congrats on your upcoming victory.
00:00:36Oh, it's much too early to say that, but thank you. And you are?
00:00:41Only one of your biggest supporters. Are you going to drink this or break the heart of one of your donors?
00:00:49Excuse me for a second.
00:01:08Let's go upstairs together, handsome. Let me take care of you.
00:01:13What are you talking about?
00:01:14Don't deny it. You need me, baby.
00:01:20Oh, baby. You just don't worry. He'll be in our room soon.
00:01:27Who the hell are you? Get away from me. Get the fuck out of my way.
00:01:49Hey, new intern. Are you serious? This entrance is for wealthy political donors only.
00:02:02The side door is for the help.
00:02:04Jesus, that cheap dress might work on your corn farm, but not here.
00:02:08Get out and go through the back.
00:02:11I'm so sorry. I didn't know.
00:02:14Just a stupid farm girl who randomly stumbled into an internship on our campaign.
00:02:21I don't know how she doesn't even know the first thing about our candidate.
00:02:25How garnish. This is a Senate campaign, not a country bumpkin office. You don't need a corn grower.
00:02:32Well, I just fired an intern for hitting on our candidate, so I needed someone to run errands.
00:02:40Excuse me. We grow Brussels sprouts, not corn.
00:02:44And I might not know a lot about the candidate, but I really believe in his ideas.
00:02:48Excuse me, intern. Not another word. Get lost.
00:03:01You ruined my mink. Are you drunk?
00:03:04Oh, my God. On behalf of the campaign, I apologize, ma'am.
00:03:09You clumsy hick. You will not keep your job after this.
00:03:13I'm so sorry. Please don't fire me. I really want to work on this campaign.
00:03:17I'll fix it. I'll clean the coat and the wig right now.
00:03:20Well, what are you waiting for?
00:03:22You dumb hick. This is all your fault.
00:03:26Don't worry. There's cleaning spies upstairs.
00:03:29Stay out of this, maid. Fix it, intern, or you're fired.
00:03:39Thank you, but where are the cleaning supplies?
00:03:42You heard what she said. If I can't get these clean, I'll be fired.
00:03:45I put you into room 2809. It's empty. Go up there. You'll be alone.
00:03:50You're a lifesaver. I'm Sarah.
00:03:52Us working class girls got to stick together, right? I'm Stephanie.
00:03:56You're right. God, I had a really tough day.
00:04:00It's okay. These rich people are ridiculous. Don't blame yourself.
00:04:05That's why I'm interning on this campaign, to stand up for people like us.
00:04:10I just wish I fit in better.
00:04:12Amen, girl. And look at you.
00:04:19You look like you fit right in.
00:04:23Hi. I'm a wealthy socialite. I eat caviar, not Doritos. I totally belong here.
00:04:29Hey, I gotta run, but this key works for the elevator, and it gets you into room 2809.
00:04:35Call me if you need me. Good luck.
00:04:38Thanks again. See you later.
00:04:52Is somebody here? Is somebody in there?
00:05:04Oh, sorry. God, he's so hot.
00:05:14Are you okay?
00:05:44I'm okay.
00:06:11You didn't go in the Senate's room!
00:06:13He shoved me out of the room, Senator. I...
00:06:16You goddamn worthless woman!
00:06:19I hired you to drug him and to film a scandalous sex tape, and you returned empty-fucking-handed!
00:06:30Sir, I think I have something.
00:06:33Well, then show me, you idiot!
00:06:39This might just be enough to bring my election opponent down.
00:06:55I can't believe we...
00:06:56I slept with a hot stranger!
00:07:02I have to clean this, or I'll be fired.
00:07:30Who did you disappear to last night, farm girl? If you didn't get that coat fixed, you're fired.
00:07:35No, I did fix it. It's right here.
00:07:39It doesn't matter. You belong in a farmer's market, not a campaign office.
00:07:44A new intern from a wealthy family will take over your job tomorrow, so today's your last day, little trash girl.
00:07:51No, Rebecca, please. I really want this job.
00:07:58Our candidate is running a little late, which isn't like him, but he'll be here soon, so be ready.
00:08:04He's never late. I wonder if our candidate got laid last night.
00:08:09He wouldn't.
00:08:10He'll be my man sooner or later.
00:08:13Mr. Stinnett is the candidate of the United States Senate.
00:08:16Even a little rumor could lead to a scandal.
00:08:42You've got to be kidding me. The man I slept with is the candidate?
00:08:57Hello, miss.
00:08:59Thank God he didn't recognize me.
00:09:06I fucked up. If anyone finds out I slept with him, it'll be a scandal.
00:09:11Have we met, miss?
00:09:13Absolutely never. Sarah's a new intern from some farmland.
00:09:19I don't think she's cut out for this.
00:09:23Something's familiar about her.
00:09:25Oh my God, he recognizes me? I'm in so much trouble.
00:09:29Sir, I think you've shaken the intern's hand long enough.
00:09:34Glad to have you on my team, Sarah.
00:09:36Thank God he didn't recognize me.
00:09:41He's way out of your league, farm girl. Stay away from him.
00:09:46He'd never go for a poor farm girl like you, so don't even think about it.
00:09:51Hey, something happened last night.
00:09:55Emergency meeting. Let's go.
00:09:57No interns allowed. Get me a coffee with non-fat, dairy-free, oat-free oat milk.
00:10:06Sir, what happened? You disappeared from the fundraiser last night.
00:10:11It's hazy, but I think some of the events slipped something in my drink.
00:10:16It's foggy, but I spent the night with a woman who...
00:10:21You slept with someone?
00:10:22And she drugged you?
00:10:23She was...
00:10:24It was a set-up.
00:10:26Oh God, a sex scandal will sink this campaign.
00:10:30The slut you slept with was probably a spy sent by the senator.
00:10:34Are you okay?
00:10:42No. No, I don't remember much.
00:10:45But the girl I was with last night isn't like that. She's a good person.
00:10:49You're being naive.
00:10:51Okay, this is dirty politics. Your enemies will do anything to entrap and ruin you.
00:10:56She's not like that. No one's going to find out. There will be no scandal.
00:11:07No one will find out? Senator Hesler is about to do a press conference attacking you.
00:11:13I will protect your Second Amendment rights.
00:11:15Just have your coffee. I have control.
00:11:17You get a bazooka, you get a bazooka. You get a bazooka, you get a bazooka.
00:11:21It's your God-given right.
00:11:24And us men, we know how to safely handle firearms.
00:11:29Oh, shit!
00:11:33Gotcha! I did that on purpose.
00:11:35Where was I? Oh, my opponent.
00:11:38What? I'm not a prostitute.
00:11:41This indecent, immoral, and premarital sex will have him burning in hell for all eternity.
00:11:48So this is bad. He's lying.
00:11:50I didn't sleep with a prostitute. He has no proof.
00:11:53I have proof that my opponent, Christopher Stimson,
00:11:58has been sleeping with a prostitute for all eternity.
00:12:02He has no proof.
00:12:03I have proof that my opponent, Christopher Stimson,
00:12:07slept with a hooker last night.
00:12:12Oh, no. He got a photo of us in bed.
00:12:16He has a photo? We're doomed.
00:12:23Oh, no. He got a photo of us in bed?
00:12:27Oh, my God. You useless intern.
00:12:30I'm so sorry. I'll clean that up.
00:12:32And I have proof that my opponent, Christopher Stimson,
00:12:37slept with a prostitute last night.
00:12:44That isn't a photo of me.
00:12:46Wait a second. That is not the woman I slept with last night.
00:12:49She was much more beautiful.
00:12:51A stupid farm girl smirk off your face.
00:12:53I'm sorry. I'll just get out.
00:12:57Sir, this is bad.
00:12:59It doesn't matter if you didn't sleep with a prostitute,
00:13:01or whoever she was.
00:13:02If we can't prove it wasn't a fake,
00:13:04then it'll sink and ruin the campaign.
00:13:08Wait.
00:13:09The girl last night gave me her phone number.
00:13:22The annoying farm girl intern?
00:13:24She's your one-night stand?
00:13:26Please, no.
00:13:27You can't sleep with your intern. It'll be a massive scandal.
00:13:30No, sorry. It's just my mom calling.
00:13:33I knew it.
00:13:34The boss would never be with someone as lowly as you.
00:13:37Get out, intern.
00:13:38You don't belong in this high-level meeting anyway.
00:13:42Hi, Mom. One second.
00:13:44I'll be right back.
00:13:45I'll be right back.
00:13:46I'll be right back.
00:13:47I'll be right back.
00:13:48I'll be right back.
00:13:49Hi, Mom. One second.
00:13:53Damn.
00:13:55She didn't pick up.
00:13:57Good.
00:13:58Don't talk to her.
00:14:00Your one-night stand was probably a spy
00:14:02sent by Senator Hustler to entrap you.
00:14:05Sir, the Senator's all over TV spreading massive lies
00:14:07that you slept with this prostitute.
00:14:09And they'll believe him.
00:14:10And they'll believe him.
00:14:11And we'll lose this election.
00:14:13Okay, unless we can prove it's a lie.
00:14:15How can I if the girl I was really with won't answer my calls?
00:14:20Wait.
00:14:21There must be security camera footage
00:14:22proving that I didn't go in the room with that prostitute.
00:14:27Yes, of course.
00:14:29We'll get that hotel security camera footage ASAP.
00:14:40We'll get that footage and prove you weren't with the prostitute.
00:14:42And maybe we'll see the woman I was really with last night, too.
00:14:45You'll see I'm who he was with.
00:14:50You're on your phone?
00:14:52Again?
00:14:53Go get me a muffin.
00:14:55Cinnamon raisin.
00:14:56No raisins.
00:14:58And make sure it's gluten-free.
00:14:59I was just calling in your order.
00:15:01No, actually.
00:15:05Stephanie, this is Sarah.
00:15:07We met...
00:15:08I remember you.
00:15:09What's up, girl?
00:15:11Is there any way you could access the hotel footage from last night
00:15:14from floor 28 and delete it?
00:15:18Where's my muffin, intern?
00:15:20I'm still placing the order.
00:15:23Delete the footage?
00:15:24May I ask why?
00:15:25I know it's a lot to ask.
00:15:26I'll explain later, but it's an emergency.
00:15:29Us working class girls gotta look out for each other, right?
00:15:32Staff in the security room with my friend.
00:15:34I got it.
00:15:36Thank you, thank you.
00:15:37My people are arriving at the hotel.
00:15:38We'll have that footage in no time.
00:15:41Come on, Stephanie.
00:15:42Delete that footage fast.
00:15:44Or I'm in trouble.
00:15:47Hey, Sarah, right?
00:15:49Sorry I haven't had a chance to get to talk to you.
00:15:51It's been a crazy day.
00:15:53That's okay.
00:15:54I swear it's not usually like this.
00:15:56But I would love to hear your position on my campaign platform.
00:16:00Don't waste your time talking to an unqualified, corn-growing intern
00:16:04who doesn't know the first thing about politics.
00:16:06Senator Hessler's all about the politics of anger, but Topher isn't.
00:16:09He doesn't name-call or put people down, so you shouldn't either.
00:16:12And for the last time, my family grows Brussels sprouts.
00:16:16Bravo.
00:16:17Bravo.
00:16:18That's the right attitude.
00:16:20Think about learning some tips from her.
00:16:22She's a lot smarter than you give her credit for.
00:16:25What?
00:16:26But...
00:16:27She's...
00:16:31I would love to get to know you.
00:16:34Sir, our people are at the hotel right now finding the footage.
00:16:42Don't worry, sir.
00:16:43Don't worry, sir.
00:16:44We're going to figure out who that mystery girl was in the footage.
00:16:47Any second now.
00:16:48Go ahead.
00:16:50What?
00:16:52The footage was deleted?
00:16:54With the footage gone, no one will find out we slept together.
00:16:57Not even him.
00:16:59I'm in the clear.
00:17:00I'll figure out something to disprove the senator's lies, sir.
00:17:06Speaking of me,
00:17:08have you decided who you want to be your assistant?
00:17:13God, he's so hot.
00:17:15But I need to keep my distance and make sure nothing else happens between us.
00:17:21No.
00:17:23Sir, she...
00:17:24She's unqualified.
00:17:27She doesn't know anything about politics.
00:17:29She's...
00:17:30Nobody.
00:17:31This is her last day, actually.
00:17:34She's exactly what I need.
00:17:37Oh, no.
00:17:38Not me.
00:17:39You're my new assistant, Sarah.
00:17:41Get ready.
00:17:42We're going to be spending a lot more time together.
00:17:47So much for staying away from him.
00:17:50You little hick.
00:17:53How did you get him to promote you over me?
00:17:59The candidate's schedule and speeches for the upcoming week.
00:18:02Policy positions.
00:18:03Memorize all of it.
00:18:05There's a false rumor going around that the candidate slept with a prostitute.
00:18:09If anyone finds out that he's intimate with an intern,
00:18:12it's game over for all of us.
00:18:14So, keep it professional.
00:18:16I believe in this campaign. I won't jeopardize it.
00:18:20That's why I stole the footage?
00:18:22Because you accidentally slept with your Senate candidate boss?
00:18:25I didn't know that it was him.
00:18:27And he thought I was just some rich snob lady.
00:18:30Oh, my God.
00:18:31You like him.
00:18:33I get it.
00:18:34He's freaking hot and successful.
00:18:37I know.
00:18:38But he doesn't know that it was me.
00:18:41And if word ever got out that he slept with his...
00:18:44Don't worry.
00:18:45The footage is gone.
00:18:47And your hot little secret's safe.
00:18:49Crisis averted.
00:18:52My opponent Christopher Stitt is a lying scoundrel.
00:18:56In this election, I will prove it.
00:18:58Vote for me.
00:19:00What the hell is he talking about?
00:19:02He's just making up this story about the candidate sleeping with a hooker last night.
00:19:06What? He called you a hooker?
00:19:08No, not me.
00:19:10But he has this photo of a woman in a red dress leaning on Topher.
00:19:15And it's all a lie. He's just framing him.
00:19:18I actually saw your boss last night with a woman in a red dress.
00:19:22You what?
00:19:23I was there.
00:19:25And he definitely didn't take that woman to his room.
00:19:28You were the only one.
00:19:30Stop.
00:19:31I will.
00:19:32After you give me all the dirty little details.
00:19:37After you give me all the dirty little details.
00:19:43Just avoid being alone with Topher.
00:19:47He's in his office. Go on in.
00:19:48Oh no, I don't want to interrupt.
00:19:58Morning, sir. Your coffee.
00:20:00Sarah, please call me Topher.
00:20:04Ah, just what I needed.
00:20:08Well, I want to give you what you need.
00:20:12It's my job as your assistant.
00:20:14May I say, you're excelling at it.
00:20:18You seem nervous.
00:20:20I'm not that scary, am I?
00:20:22No, I, um...
00:20:24Senator Hessler is just saying you were with the hooker.
00:20:29It's a lie. It's so frustrating.
00:20:32That's what my opponent does.
00:20:35He lies.
00:20:37But do you know why we're going to win?
00:20:40Because we have the truth on our side, don't we, Sarah?
00:20:43The prostitute story won't hold up because it isn't true.
00:20:48So all we have to do is just smile, take a breath.
00:20:54And it's okay.
00:20:56Perfect.
00:20:58Just like that.
00:21:03What are you doing here, prom girl?
00:21:06The hooker story isn't going away.
00:21:09Senator Hessler is about to give a press conference attacking you.
00:21:12But there's no proof.
00:21:14Politics isn't about proof, intern. It's about stories, okay?
00:21:17And the senator's telling a pretty juicy one.
00:21:20Whoever deleted that security camera footage really screwed us.
00:21:24The senator is lying.
00:21:26Let's go confront him. I'll do it myself.
00:21:29No, sir. It's politically dangerous.
00:21:31I'm not worried.
00:21:33Let's go confront the senator and put this nonsense story behind us.
00:21:38And put this nonsense story behind us.
00:21:41Yeah. Make the bully say his lies right to your face.
00:21:45Let the adults take it from here, prom girl.
00:21:48We'll let you know if the candidate needs another coffee.
00:21:51Wait.
00:21:52Sir, we gotta go. Now.
00:21:54I think Sarah's ideas and instincts are sharp.
00:21:57I'm not forgetting about her.
00:21:59Come on. I want you with me.
00:22:10Stinnett is a liar who couldn't be trusted.
00:22:14He slept with a hooker.
00:22:24Excuse me, senator.
00:22:26If you're gonna lie about me, say it to my face.
00:22:29Ah, the ill-moral man who slept with a hooker has arrived.
00:22:35I did no such thing.
00:22:37A photo in the elevator is not proof, senator.
00:22:39Honey, you should mention proof.
00:22:42Because it's showtime.
00:22:44Bring in the hooker!
00:22:48You screwed up.
00:22:50This horned dog, Christopher Stinnett,
00:22:53creates yours truly for sex.
00:22:56That door.
00:23:00She's lying. I didn't sleep with her. I was with someone else.
00:23:03Well, we can't prove it.
00:23:05Damn it. I deleted the footage that would prove it.
00:23:08I gotta do something.
00:23:09Where's the girl you actually slept with when you need her?
00:23:12Would you excuse me for a minute?
00:23:13Get out, intern.
00:23:15Let the grown-ups work.
00:23:17Christopher!
00:23:19What do you have to say now, you shameless sex creep?
00:23:23She didn't sleep with me. She drugged me.
00:23:26That's a lie. You were sober.
00:23:29Didn't even need Viagra, baby.
00:23:33Likely story, Stinnett.
00:23:37Admit it. Admit you paid for sex.
00:23:40I don't lie to the public.
00:23:42Unlike you, senator, I'm honest.
00:23:45Baby, I know you can't forget all the nasty things you did in bed.
00:23:51Boy, you better save what little dignity you have left and drop out of the race.
00:23:57I'm fighting for working people.
00:23:59I'm not giving up. Especially not because of a lie.
00:24:09I don't know you. Stop.
00:24:11Come on. You know me.
00:24:13I mean, like that night booty last night.
00:24:16Slap it again.
00:24:18Absolutely not. That's a lie.
00:24:21Oh, we can see it all now, Topher.
00:24:24You have been exposed as a D.N.C. dirty sex creep.
00:24:29Now drop out of the race. Now!
00:24:33Not so fast.
00:24:39It's you.
00:24:41Who the hell are you, bitch?
00:24:49You didn't sleep with him last night.
00:24:51I did. And I can prove it.
00:24:55You didn't sleep with him that night.
00:24:57I did. And I've got the proof.
00:24:59Who the hell are you, blondie?
00:25:01You're lying!
00:25:02Are you sure about that?
00:25:05Who the hell is this?
00:25:07Get her out of here!
00:25:08This is my event!
00:25:10Oh, I know her.
00:25:12She works at the hotel. She saw everything.
00:25:14That's right. I was on duty that night.
00:25:16And I saw that woman try to seduce Mr. Stennett in the hallway,
00:25:20but she failed.
00:25:22He pushed her off and went into his room,
00:25:24and she headed to the elevator.
00:25:25Stennett!
00:25:27How much did you pay the random maid to testify for you?
00:25:31I told the truth.
00:25:33And your photos can prove I was there.
00:25:36Look.
00:25:38There I am in your photos.
00:25:40Drugging a man is a felony.
00:25:42So the question is,
00:25:44why did you do it?
00:25:46And why are you lying about sleeping with him?
00:25:50This wasn't part of the deal.
00:25:52Shut up, Candy!
00:25:53Geez, Senator.
00:25:54For such a moral, family values man,
00:25:57why do you want a first-name basis with a sex worker?
00:26:00Screw you!
00:26:02I'm out of here.
00:26:03Get your ass back!
00:26:09Is it true, Mr. Stennett?
00:26:11You spent the night with this woman?
00:26:13You slept with a random stranger?
00:26:14I can't let his campaign fail because of me.
00:26:17I have to do something.
00:26:19I won't help you save your campaign,
00:26:21but I need you to trust me, okay?
00:26:31Random stranger?
00:26:33Well, I'm hardly a stranger to Topher.
00:26:35My name is Beth.
00:26:37I'm his fiancée.
00:26:40My name is Beth.
00:26:42I'm his fiancée.
00:26:46Beth?
00:26:47Who are you?
00:26:48Where are you from?
00:26:49What's your last name?
00:26:50Beth is a wealthy heiress.
00:26:52She's a private person.
00:26:54I'm running it for office, not her.
00:26:58I'm running it for office, not her.
00:27:00Thank you all.
00:27:08Hell yes.
00:27:09We just botched a scandal.
00:27:10Thanks to her.
00:27:11Beth, you saved mine.
00:27:12Where the hell is Sarah?
00:27:13If that intern abandoned her post again,
00:27:15we need to finally fire her.
00:27:17You're engaged now?
00:27:19As Beth?
00:27:21I didn't know what to do.
00:27:22I didn't want to be the reason his campaign failed.
00:27:26I mean, that was terrifying.
00:27:28I can't do it again.
00:27:29I thought my heart was going to explode.
00:27:31But it's sexy.
00:27:33And don't worry, the election's in a week.
00:27:35You won't have to do it again.
00:27:36You're fine.
00:27:37You snuck off to be with the filthy hotel maids?
00:27:39Filthy hotel maid just saved your boss's ass, bitch.
00:27:44There you are.
00:27:45Did you see it?
00:27:46I did see it, sir.
00:27:47It was great.
00:27:48No, you didn't.
00:27:49You weren't even there.
00:27:51You're lucky the real campaign staff like me
00:27:53sent Beth and the hotel maid to fix it.
00:27:57Topher, just fire her already.
00:27:59What? No.
00:28:00Why would he fire me?
00:28:01I'm the one who set it up.
00:28:02I called Beth.
00:28:04I mean, I didn't.
00:28:05I actually did.
00:28:06Sarah.
00:28:07If you're the one who called Beth,
00:28:09you just saved my ass.
00:28:11What?
00:28:12Sarah's lying.
00:28:13She did it.
00:28:14No, I did.
00:28:16I did it to help Mr. Stinnett.
00:28:18To help Topher.
00:28:19She just brought my campaign back from the dead.
00:28:24Okay.
00:28:31I had it all planned.
00:28:35We'd catch Stinnett with the hooker I hired.
00:28:38And that damn rich blonde bitch ruined it.
00:28:43Oh, I'd love to have it all.
00:28:46I want her investigated
00:28:48and de-fucking-stroyed.
00:28:50Destroyed!
00:28:51Sir, I can't find any information on her.
00:28:54It's like Beth just...
00:28:55She just doesn't exist.
00:28:57That's not possible.
00:28:58She...
00:29:01You're right, Bobby boy.
00:29:04She doesn't exist!
00:29:07Danny, tell him the good news.
00:29:09We're back in a close race.
00:29:10If we keep fighting and avoid scandals,
00:29:12we can win this election.
00:29:15And, and,
00:29:16it's all thanks to our candidate's new fiance, Beth.
00:29:19We all owe a huge thanks
00:29:22to the best campaign intern
00:29:24and assistant I could have ever asked for.
00:29:26When this campaign ship was sinking,
00:29:28you helped to keep afloat.
00:29:30It was nothing, really.
00:29:33Sarah saved us all.
00:29:35I need to get a move on to turn him against the farm bitch.
00:29:38All right, everyone, back to work.
00:29:40Topher.
00:29:41Sir.
00:29:43Can I talk to you for a second?
00:29:46Really, Sarah.
00:29:47You saved me.
00:29:48And I'll never forget it.
00:29:50I want to personally thank you.
00:29:52Topher,
00:29:53Senator Hessler is claiming that
00:29:55your fiance, Beth, is some actress that you hired.
00:29:58He's saying that it's all just a giant lie.
00:30:01We have to get Beth in a public interview.
00:30:03Damn.
00:30:04Beth is a mysterious woman.
00:30:07I don't know if she'll want to go out publicly,
00:30:09but I'll call her and give her a try.
00:30:12Hmm.
00:30:17She's not picking up.
00:30:19Sarah, you've tried to get Beth before.
00:30:21Can you try to call her again?
00:30:23Sarah, you've tried to get Beth before.
00:30:25Can you try to call her again?
00:30:27Sarah, please call her right now.
00:30:29No, I can't pretend to be Beth again.
00:30:31It's too risky.
00:30:32I'll do my best.
00:30:33She's useless.
00:30:34I told you.
00:30:35She doesn't even know Beth.
00:30:37No time.
00:30:38Topher, we need to get Beth involved publicly.
00:30:40ASAP.
00:30:41Give us Beth's number.
00:30:42We'll track her location.
00:30:44Drag her ass here.
00:30:46No.
00:30:47I'm not going to treat Beth like that.
00:30:49I'm here to protect her,
00:30:50even if it hurts my campaign.
00:30:51It won't just hurt our campaign.
00:30:54It'll destroy it.
00:30:55This isn't your campaign, Rebecca.
00:30:58It's mine.
00:31:00And you work for me.
00:31:11What are you smiling at, farm girl?
00:31:14I'm smiling because Topher put your ego in its place.
00:31:18You bitch.
00:31:20I don't know how,
00:31:22but I know that the scandal with Beth and the prostitute
00:31:25is somehow your fault.
00:31:27My fault?
00:31:28I'm the one who called Beth to the event and saved us.
00:31:31You're such a liar.
00:31:33Beth is a beautiful, classy, rich woman.
00:31:37You are a poor, dirty farm girl.
00:31:42You don't know Beth.
00:31:44And when the candidate finds out that you lied about it,
00:31:48I'll make sure he fires you.
00:31:54It can't be Beth in public.
00:31:56It's too risky.
00:31:58But what if Topher loses the campaign?
00:32:00I cannot ruin his career.
00:32:04The center is telling the media that Beth isn't real.
00:32:07We need her.
00:32:08She didn't pick up the phone.
00:32:09Sarah, where's Sarah?
00:32:11She said she could contact Beth.
00:32:12As if.
00:32:16Think about it.
00:32:18How does a poor intern who just arrived off the bus from Cornfield
00:32:22know a beautiful, wealthy city heiress?
00:32:25I wonder that, too.
00:32:27If she can't get Beth to come today, fire her for lying.
00:32:31I'll fire her if she lied to us.
00:32:33Beth.
00:32:40Hi, I'm Rebecca.
00:32:42It's so great to meet you.
00:32:44May I call you Beth?
00:32:46Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come, but Sarah convinced me to.
00:32:50I knew Sarah would come through.
00:32:52Topher, I hope you understand why I've been distant.
00:32:56You're running a campaign, and I'm a private person.
00:32:59I want you to do anything you're uncomfortable with.
00:33:02We need her.
00:33:04The center is telling the world that she doesn't exist.
00:33:06Unless you do a joint TV interview, the scandal will ruin our campaign.
00:33:11You need me on live TV.
00:33:15I can't do it.
00:33:16I won't be able to pretend to be rich right in front of the camera.
00:33:19It would be a disaster.
00:33:21Beth, it's your choice.
00:33:23This is all Sarah's fault.
00:33:25By the way, where is that dirty farm girl?
00:33:28She's late.
00:33:29Screw it.
00:33:31I have to fire her.
00:33:32Enough, Rebecca.
00:33:34I don't like the way you talk about Sarah.
00:33:36She may just be a working class girl from a farm, but she's a hard worker.
00:33:40Not some worthless nepo baby born with a silver spoon in her mouth like you.
00:33:44Excuse me, I...
00:33:45You heard what I said.
00:33:47Back off.
00:33:49And that's a good lesson for Rebecca to learn.
00:33:51I'm sorry to ask, but I need you.
00:33:57Topher, if it helps your candidacy, I will do the interview.
00:34:02Yeah, I'll script the whole thing.
00:34:04Tell you exactly what to say on TV.
00:34:06This interview will save my campaign.
00:34:08Or, if I don't handle it perfectly, I'll be exposed and you'll lose the election in a landslide.
00:34:14Well, I've got a meeting scheduled, so I must go, but see you then.
00:34:18See...
00:34:20Where is she always running off to?
00:34:24Okay, I have all our lines memorized.
00:34:27Me too. I mean, I helped Beth memorize everything.
00:34:30Good, but the interview's soon. Where's Beth?
00:34:33Mr. Sinnott, is your fiancé here yet? We're live in five minutes.
00:34:37Any second now.
00:34:40I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
00:34:43Not so fast, fine girl.
00:34:45Did you gossip about me with Beth?
00:34:47You shameless bitch.
00:34:49You're trying to sabotage me with a candidate.
00:34:52No, Rebecca, I don't have time to argue with you. I just need to use the ladies room.
00:34:56Hold it.
00:34:58This isn't your corn farm. You can't just go pee in the dirt whenever you feel like it.
00:35:03You're not going anywhere.
00:35:04You're live in four minutes.
00:35:06If Beth isn't here by then, I'm reporting that your fiancé ditched you.
00:35:10You'll take the blame, farm girl.
00:35:12If that doesn't show, it's your fault.
00:35:15Mr. Sinnott, where is Beth?
00:35:23You're not going anywhere.
00:35:25If Beth doesn't show up for the interview, you're gonna be here to take the blame.
00:35:30You can't sneak away this time.
00:35:33Rebecca, Beth texted me and told me how mean you are to her and Sarah.
00:35:37What? Beth said that?
00:35:40She isn't even here.
00:35:41You see, Sarah is ignorant and dumb.
00:35:45Sarah is brilliant and perfect and beautiful.
00:35:50She deserves to be here just like anyone else.
00:35:52Beautiful?
00:35:54What's your attitude, Rebecca?
00:35:59Thank you, Topher. I mean, sir.
00:36:03Do you really think I'm beautiful?
00:36:05I should have said that.
00:36:07But yes, I do think you're beautiful.
00:36:10I barely know Beth.
00:36:12Posing as my fiancé was just to avoid a scandal.
00:36:15Honestly, I'd much rather be on an interview stage with you by my side.
00:36:19Not her.
00:36:20Topher.
00:36:21I know. We have to worry about the election.
00:36:24For one more week, I'll pretend to be with Beth.
00:36:27After that, all bets are off.
00:36:30Three minutes to air! Where's Beth?
00:36:33I'll go get her.
00:36:39My name is Beth, and Topher and I started dating five months ago.
00:36:43Hello?
00:36:48Just breathe.
00:36:50If I can herd cattle, I can manage a simple TV interview.
00:36:54One minute left.
00:37:07Come on, Beth. Let's go introduce the world on TV.
00:37:14Okay.
00:37:16My campaign manager told me exactly what to say.
00:37:19This will be a breeze.
00:37:24We meet the mysterious Beth,
00:37:26fiancé of Senate candidate and formerly eligible bachelor Christopher Stinnett.
00:37:31Tell us, Beth. How did you two meet?
00:37:34Okay. Just have to repeat the lines the campaign scripted for us.
00:37:38Well, it's been a whirlwind.
00:37:40We started dating about five months ago.
00:37:42We met at a political event.
00:37:44That poor, great bitch intern Sarah disappeared again.
00:37:47Quiet. Topher and Beth are doing great.
00:37:50Sarah's the one who got Beth here.
00:37:52Beyond politics, what do you love about Beth as a person?
00:37:56Shit. I forgot the right answer to that question.
00:37:59Come on, Topher.
00:38:01Shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiancé.
00:38:05What do you love about Beth?
00:38:08Shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiancé.
00:38:11What do you love about Beth?
00:38:13My fiancé is so modest.
00:38:15We're not used to being in public together.
00:38:18You can answer. I won't be embarrassed.
00:38:21I don't know anything about Beth.
00:38:23I need to think about someone I know and have actual feelings for.
00:38:26Where's Sarah?
00:38:29Mr. Stinnett.
00:38:33What do I love about her?
00:38:35She has an upbeat and optimistic personality.
00:38:38She's charming and funny,
00:38:40but passionate about the things we both care about.
00:38:43She's beautiful.
00:38:46And humble.
00:38:48Sarah is...
00:38:49She's talking about me?
00:38:50Sarah.
00:38:51The real me?
00:38:52Sarah. Did I say Sarah?
00:38:53Sarah is my middle name.
00:38:55That's right. Beth Sarah.
00:38:58Of course I was talking about Beth, my fiancé.
00:39:01Well, same question for you, Beth.
00:39:04We know Christopher, the politician.
00:39:07Tell us what you love about the man.
00:39:09We know Christopher, the politician.
00:39:12Tell us what you love about the man.
00:39:16Beth is a private person.
00:39:18I don't want to put her on the spot.
00:39:19Well, this is a public TV interview.
00:39:21It's expected that she'll talk about your relationship.
00:39:24No, I don't think she has to.
00:39:26I don't mind.
00:39:27What do I love about Topher?
00:39:31There's something special about him.
00:39:33Yes, he is successful,
00:39:37and handsome, powerful.
00:39:41But unlike other men like that,
00:39:44he's also kind.
00:39:46He has a big heart.
00:39:48He sees people for who they are,
00:39:51regardless of wealth or status.
00:39:55He respects and listens to everyone,
00:39:58even his interns.
00:40:01He makes them feel good.
00:40:04You have a surprise.
00:40:06Mr. Senate's opponent in this election, Senator Hessler,
00:40:08is called into our program.
00:40:10Senator, welcome.
00:40:12This is an interview between myself and my fiancé.
00:40:15We didn't discuss having my opponent...
00:40:17What's the matter, boy?
00:40:18...on...
00:40:19Afraid to speak to me in front of the voters?
00:40:24No, of course not.
00:40:26Welcome, Senator Hessler.
00:40:28Do you have a question for your opponent,
00:40:30or for his fiancé, Beth?
00:40:31I do.
00:40:32It's funny.
00:40:33Beth claims to be an errant and political donor,
00:40:36but I've been in politics a long time,
00:40:38and neither I nor anyone I know
00:40:40has ever heard of her.
00:40:42She's a private person, Senator.
00:40:44I want the opportunity to meet her in person.
00:40:47Politics can be so nasty.
00:40:50But let's have a night where it isn't.
00:40:53There is a nonpartisan charity fundraiser tomorrow night.
00:40:57I'll be there.
00:40:58Bring your fiancé, Beth, along.
00:41:00I insist.
00:41:01I've never been to a black-tie event before.
00:41:03The Senator will expose me.
00:41:05Unless you're afraid to be together in public.
00:41:08Of course not.
00:41:09Beth will join me.
00:41:14Absolutely.
00:41:24How am I going to pull this off?
00:41:26I have never been to a black-tie event.
00:41:28It'll be fun.
00:41:29And the booze is free.
00:41:31I'm excited to go out with him.
00:41:33But not as Beth.
00:41:34I won't know how to act.
00:41:35I mean, do I put my pinky out when I'm sipping champagne?
00:41:39Only if you're the Queen of England, or something.
00:41:42You will be fine.
00:41:43What are you so worried about?
00:41:45I just don't want to hurt Topher.
00:41:47Or his campaign.
00:41:48Wow.
00:41:49You've got it bad for him, huh?
00:41:51A night on the arm of your handsome crush.
00:41:54And you get to dress up.
00:41:56And eat caviar.
00:41:57And finally see how the other half lives.
00:42:00I'm jealous.
00:42:02You're going to need a fancy dress.
00:42:07Are you serious?
00:42:08Good thing I swiped this from the dry cleaner at the hotel.
00:42:11A rich guest left it.
00:42:12I got you covered.
00:42:25That one.
00:42:26Topher, darling.
00:42:27Another glass of champagne.
00:42:29Yes, girl.
00:42:30Make him work for it.
00:42:31You think he'll like it?
00:42:32Like it?
00:42:33He'll be drooling.
00:42:35Sarah!
00:42:36It's me, Topher.
00:42:37I know it's late, but I need to see you.
00:42:39He's here to see me?
00:42:42But he can't see me like this.
00:42:45Sarah, the most eligible bachelor in the state
00:42:49is outside your door right now.
00:42:52The most eligible bachelor in the state
00:42:54is outside your door looking for you.
00:42:57No, Topher.
00:42:58Hold on, please.
00:43:00He can't see me as Beth,
00:43:02so I just need you to go distract him.
00:43:05I brought you something.
00:43:07I'll just leave it outside for you here.
00:43:12I'll see you tomorrow, Sarah.
00:43:14Just one second.
00:43:16What has gotten into you?
00:43:18Let him in, but distract him.
00:43:21Sarah.
00:43:22Oh, hi.
00:43:24You're from the hotel.
00:43:25Stephanie, right?
00:43:26Yes, yes.
00:43:27Sarah will be out in a second.
00:43:29I was just leaving.
00:43:31Have fun, you two.
00:43:37What was that?
00:43:38Is everything okay?
00:43:43Wow.
00:43:44Told you it'd be done in a second.
00:43:46I heard a crash.
00:43:47I thought you might be hurt.
00:43:51What are you doing here?
00:43:52I, uh...
00:43:54I could make something up
00:43:56and say I needed help with a draft of my speech,
00:43:59but I don't.
00:44:01I came here to see you.
00:44:03I'm very thankful for all the help you've done
00:44:06with my campaign.
00:44:08Beth wouldn't have done that interview
00:44:09if you hadn't convinced her.
00:44:11You were pretty convincing all on your own.
00:44:13I wish I could say what I came here to say,
00:44:16but I have a fake fiancee.
00:44:19And after the election,
00:44:20when there's no worries about scandal,
00:44:23let's revisit this conversation.
00:44:28Good luck at the event tomorrow.
00:44:30I won't need luck if you're there.
00:44:34It's a black tie.
00:44:35I thought you might need something to wear.
00:44:43Topher, this is gorgeous.
00:44:47But I shouldn't be there as your intern.
00:44:50You're my assistant.
00:44:52I need you there with me.
00:44:54I want to thank you and Beth together.
00:44:57Good night, Sarah.
00:44:59Hey.
00:45:02And Beth, in the same room?
00:45:10Okay, piece of cake.
00:45:11Just have to be two people in the same place tonight.
00:45:14Sarah, the campaign intern,
00:45:16and Beth, the heiress fiancee.
00:45:18Dumb hick.
00:45:19Where were you when they did the interview yesterday?
00:45:21You snuck away again.
00:45:23I don't know what you're talking about, Rebecca,
00:45:25but didn't the candidate talk to you about being nicer to me?
00:45:28Nice?
00:45:30How the hell am I supposed to be nice to a poor farm girl?
00:45:33Look at this knockoff dress.
00:45:35Let me see this cheap...
00:45:37It isn't cheap, so don't touch it.
00:45:39Too poor to remove the price tag?
00:45:42How the hell did you afford a designer dress?
00:45:45We are days out from an election, and you're stealing?
00:45:48If anyone finds out, it'll be a scandal.
00:45:51I didn't steal it. It was a gift.
00:45:53Ha ha, from who?
00:45:55A special man in my life.
00:45:57What, do you think you're Cinderella?
00:46:00Get lost.
00:46:01Intern, he's coming over to talk to me about how hot I look.
00:46:04Looking very handsome tonight, sir.
00:46:08Should we get a drink and do some political strategizing?
00:46:13Wow, Sarah, you look beautiful.
00:46:17Excuse me, she stole that dress.
00:46:21She stole that dress.
00:46:24It's not stealing if it's a gift.
00:46:27What?
00:46:30Who in their right mind would buy a farm girl designer?
00:46:33Am I not in my right mind?
00:46:35I bought it for Sarah.
00:46:37What?
00:46:40Oh!
00:46:50Looky, looky, the sex creep candidate.
00:46:54Flirting with the pole.
00:46:57Young intern behind his fiancée's back.
00:47:01And speaking of your fiancée's back...
00:47:03I'm going to go change into a bath, Topher.
00:47:05Just hang on.
00:47:06Where is she?
00:47:07My personal life is touching, Senator.
00:47:10My fiancée will be right here.
00:47:12Isn't that right?
00:47:16Mr. Stinnett, where's your lovely fiancée?
00:47:19Yes, and when exactly are you going to be marrying that pretty girl?
00:47:22Yeah, Topher.
00:47:25Where is she?
00:47:27Your woman is in here in five seconds.
00:47:30You will be destroyed, I'm telling you.
00:47:38Darling, is this cranky old man bothering you?
00:47:44Only a little, darling fiancée.
00:47:46Shall we sit for dinner?
00:47:53I have been dying to meet you, Beth.
00:47:59I think you're a fraud.
00:48:02And I'm going to be watching you all night long
00:48:06like a hawk.
00:48:08Oh, shit.
00:48:09What am I supposed to do during a five-course meal?
00:48:11Why are there so many forks and spoons?
00:48:14Ladies and gentlemen, as your senator,
00:48:17I am proud to be raising money for...
00:48:21for...
00:48:23Why, Bobby boy?
00:48:24Family community council.
00:48:26Yes.
00:48:27Family values.
00:48:29Which my opponent Stinnett has none of.
00:48:32First a prostitute,
00:48:34and then a sudden fiancée.
00:48:37We know nothing about it.
00:48:39Senator, this isn't a political event.
00:48:43It's charity.
00:48:45Leave the nasty politics aside for the night.
00:48:49I'm sorry you have to sit through the night.
00:48:52It's okay.
00:48:53I'll just plug my nose when I'm around.
00:48:56Smart.
00:48:57His odor's legendary.
00:49:00Beth.
00:49:02You're an heiress and a political donor?
00:49:07Hmm, funny.
00:49:09Politics is such a small world, after all.
00:49:13And I have never seen or heard of you until now.
00:49:17That's funny.
00:49:18I hadn't heard of you either
00:49:20until you started attacking the rights of women and working people.
00:49:24A wealthy heiress who doesn't know basic banquet table etiquette.
00:49:29Huh!
00:49:31Beth, are you all right?
00:49:33Of course she knows.
00:49:36It's the four of you.
00:49:38Don't go, Church Stinnett!
00:49:40A rich heiress who doesn't know what she's the salad for.
00:49:45What else are you hiding?
00:49:47Senator, these elitist banquets are a little pretentious.
00:49:52I may be rich, but in my heart I'm working class.
00:49:56The kind of people who don't give a damn which fork to use.
00:50:01Like Christopher.
00:50:04I support his campaign because he's a candidate for the people,
00:50:08not the elites like you are, Senator.
00:50:11Nice try, girl.
00:50:13My name is Beth, not girl.
00:50:16I'm an independent woman who thinks for myself,
00:50:19the kind of woman you fear,
00:50:21because we're going to vote to kick your sexist butt out of office this election.
00:50:26Damn, Beth, well played.
00:50:28This is outrageous.
00:50:30This is a charity event.
00:50:33This is not a woman's right, feminist, Nazi gathering.
00:50:38If you're so rich, where did you get your money?
00:50:42I want to see your taxes.
00:50:44I want to see your birth certificate.
00:50:46And I demand to know anything.
00:50:50Is done with your sexist interrogation, Senator.
00:50:54Come on, my lady.
00:50:56Let's dance.
00:51:01Sorry.
00:51:03I know this is one you signed up for, but I really appreciate it.
00:51:07It's okay.
00:51:09I'm having fun with you.
00:51:15Is something wrong?
00:51:17I'm sorry, Beth.
00:51:19I really appreciate you signed up to be my fake fiancé in order to save my campaign,
00:51:23but I had my heart set on someone else,
00:51:26someone I have really real feelings for, maybe even love.
00:51:30Who is it?
00:51:32I shouldn't act on it because it would be a scandal.
00:51:35The Senator and press would devour me because she's my intern.
00:51:40I think I'm in love with my assistant, Sarah.
00:51:43Really?
00:51:48Oh, my God, he loves me.
00:51:51What?
00:51:52Should I tell him I feel the same way?
00:51:55Well, I know Sarah,
00:51:58and I'm certain that she feels the same about you.
00:52:01Beth, that's the best news I've ever heard.
00:52:04Do you know where Sarah is? I need to talk to her.
00:52:06I want to talk to you.
00:52:08She wants to talk to you, too.
00:52:12She'll meet you in your office after this event.
00:52:15Perfect. Thank you, Beth.
00:52:20I'm sorry.
00:52:28He loves me. He loves me!
00:52:31But how will he react when I tell him I've been pretending to be Beth?
00:52:35Will he hate me for it?
00:52:38Sarah.
00:52:40I need to see you.
00:52:42Me, too.
00:52:43Topher, I need to tell you something.
00:52:45It's something that I've been meaning to tell you for a long time, but...
00:52:49Not now, guys.
00:52:51Yes, now. The intern can wait.
00:52:53What is the intern doing here alone with you?
00:52:55Sarah and I need a few minutes alone to speak.
00:52:57Just give us a few minutes.
00:52:59This is important.
00:53:00A lot more important than whatever you need to talk to some farm girl intern about.
00:53:04You're rising fast in the polls, and it's days before the election.
00:53:06You're tied with Senator Hessler.
00:53:08It's all thanks to your relationship with Beth.
00:53:10People love her. She's our secret weapon.
00:53:12Seriously?
00:53:14People love me, but not the real me.
00:53:17The rich blonde they've been pretending to be.
00:53:19Politics is so ridiculous.
00:53:22I see. It's good news.
00:53:24Just give us a few minutes to talk.
00:53:26No time. We have to do a press conference to keep the momentum going.
00:53:31Now, wait!
00:53:33We're not doing any press conference until I have a moment alone with Sarah.
00:53:37Now.
00:53:38Jesus, get your priorities straight.
00:53:40What could you possibly need to talk to her about now?
00:53:51Sarah, I've been dying to get you alone for a moment.
00:53:53Me too, Topher.
00:53:54I know it's dangerous and scandalous, but I need to tell you that I...
00:54:02Wait.
00:54:09You're Beth.
00:54:11It's you.
00:54:14It's you.
00:54:16You're Beth.
00:54:17Topher, I wanted to tell you, but I...
00:54:19Sarah. Beth.
00:54:21Whoever you are.
00:54:22Why?
00:54:23I had hardly left the farm my entire life before I came here.
00:54:27But I came here because of you.
00:54:29Because I believed in your campaign.
00:54:31You inspired me.
00:54:32That doesn't explain why you pretended to be a socialite.
00:54:35I wasn't pretending.
00:54:36I was just having fun.
00:54:37I didn't know it was you that night, but then...
00:54:41Then we had that night together.
00:54:44A beautiful, magical night.
00:54:48Then I came to the office, and you walked in.
00:54:51And I knew that if anyone found out you weren't sleeping with your intern...
00:54:56It would ruin my campaign.
00:54:58I had to protect you, Topher.
00:55:01So I pretended to be Beth.
00:55:04Say something, Topher. Please.
00:55:08I have feelings for you, Sarah.
00:55:11I can't.
00:55:12If anyone found out, Senator Hessler used this information to destroy you.
00:55:17It would ruin both of us.
00:55:19I'm willing to take that risk.
00:55:21But I can't.
00:55:24I believe in you.
00:55:26Your campaign is too important. I can't jeopardize it.
00:55:29Your campaign is too important. I can't jeopardize it.
00:55:33Look, I love you.
00:55:34No.
00:55:36Now if he gets intimate with his assistant, it's game over for all of us.
00:55:41So keep it professional.
00:55:43Please.
00:55:45Don't.
00:55:50Hey, what's going on?
00:55:54The press is outside.
00:55:55They want a statement about your rising polls.
00:55:58Come on, the election's tied.
00:56:05What the hell does he need to talk to you about so badly?
00:56:08It's nothing. It's none of your business.
00:56:13You're so important to him.
00:56:17This is his speech.
00:56:19Make yourself useful.
00:56:21And give it to him.
00:56:23Now.
00:56:25Hurry.
00:56:28Now you'll be fired.
00:56:30Hick.
00:56:40It's just your speech.
00:56:48Thank you all for coming tonight.
00:56:50I'm here to talk about an urgent issue.
00:56:57What is it?
00:57:16You know,
00:57:18I could stand up here and give you all a scripted speech, like most politicians.
00:57:23But I'm a different candidate.
00:57:25So why don't we flip the script?
00:57:28You ask me any question, and I will answer.
00:57:32Any questions?
00:57:40This is a serious campaign to defeat an evil senator.
00:57:44But how am I supposed to win if my own staff is sabotaging me with a blank speech?
00:57:49Who gave him the speech?
00:57:52Who?
00:57:53Farm Girl did it.
00:57:55I saw her give the speech to him.
00:57:57No, that's not true.
00:57:58So you didn't give him the papers?
00:58:00No. Yes, I did give him the papers.
00:58:03Are you trying to sabotage us?
00:58:05Are you working for Senator Hessler?
00:58:08I didn't do this.
00:58:09But we have to fire her.
00:58:10That's right.
00:58:12Fire the incompetent.
00:58:14Wait.
00:58:16Rebecca gave me the papers and told me to give them to him.
00:58:20You pathetic, lying hick.
00:58:22I'm not a liar.
00:58:23And stop calling me a hick.
00:58:26Enough.
00:58:28I can't believe that Sarah would do this.
00:58:32She's a good person. I want her to stick around no matter what.
00:58:34She gave you the papers.
00:58:36There's one easy way to prove this.
00:58:39Check the printer ID.
00:58:40See who printed out these pages.
00:58:42What? But Sarah did it.
00:58:44She did it.
00:58:46Case closed.
00:58:47The end. Fire her.
00:58:49Case is closed, Rebecca.
00:58:50Your ID code was used to print the pages out.
00:58:55No, I...
00:58:56It's not what it looks like.
00:58:58This is your final warning.
00:59:00You do one more thing to ruin my campaign,
00:59:02or demean Sarah one more time,
00:59:05and you're fired.
00:59:08I need to speak with you alone.
00:59:10Topher.
00:59:12Mr. Stinnett.
00:59:14I can't.
00:59:16I won't be the reason to lose the election, so...
00:59:20let's keep it professional.
00:59:22Wait, Sarah.
00:59:23Sir.
00:59:26You're needed in the film studio for your final campaign ad.
00:59:29Forget about the intern.
00:59:31We need to go. Now.
00:59:33I'm only going if Sarah goes.
00:59:39Why?
00:59:41Senator Hessler's reckless...
00:59:45I mean, radical ideas.
00:59:47Cut.
00:59:48Topher, what's going on?
00:59:50I'm fine. Let's just go for another take.
00:59:52What the hell did you do for him, girl?
00:59:54What did you say to him in his office?
00:59:56For once in your life, Rebecca, just leave me alone.
00:59:59Leave you alone?
01:00:00I don't know what you did,
01:00:02but I know that this is somehow your fault.
01:00:04You screwed with the candidate's mind,
01:00:06and now he's going to lose.
01:00:07No, I only want him to win.
01:00:09Well, whatever you're doing,
01:00:11you're doing a terrible job, idiot.
01:00:14Action.
01:00:15I'm Christopher Stinnett.
01:00:17Vote for me, Stinnett. Senate.
01:00:19Vote for the Senate.
01:00:21And I'm here to talk about...
01:00:24Love.
01:00:26Cut! Cut!
01:00:28Topher, what's going on?
01:00:33Why are you looking at an...
01:00:35an intern?
01:00:38It's just, Stinnett...
01:00:40I'm here. I just want to see you do your best.
01:00:43I know you can win this, so...
01:00:46Let's see it.
01:00:47Let's go. Again, another take.
01:00:53Senator Hesler runs on fear and hatred.
01:00:56I'm a different kind of candidate.
01:00:58I believe everyone deserves respect and admiration.
01:01:01Whether you're a high-powered CEO
01:01:03or a working girl on a farm,
01:01:05I believe that everyone should follow their heart
01:01:07and their passions,
01:01:09whether it's popular or not.
01:01:11Love conquers hate,
01:01:13and love is worth taking risks for.
01:01:15This election, don't let fear control you.
01:01:18Follow your heart.
01:01:20Vote for love.
01:01:22I'm Christopher Stinnett,
01:01:24and I approve this message.
01:01:26Cut!
01:01:27That was fantastic!
01:01:29Bravo!
01:01:32What's gotten into you, man?
01:01:35Let's keep filming.
01:01:37You can give orders to your intern later.
01:01:39I'm tired of later.
01:01:41I want to talk now.
01:01:44Mr. Stinnett?
01:01:45Don't call me Mr. Stinnett.
01:01:47To you, it's just Topher.
01:01:51Excuse me?
01:01:52Where are you going?
01:01:54That was great, sir.
01:01:58Before you say anything,
01:02:00Sarah, I want you.
01:02:02I need you.
01:02:04Topher, what about the election?
01:02:06Screw politics. You're more important.
01:02:08I don't care how it affects the campaign.
01:02:11I want to be together, for real.
01:02:13If you do.
01:02:41That was so beautiful.
01:03:06Sarah, I want to thank you.
01:03:08For what?
01:03:09You've made me happy.
01:03:10Truly happy.
01:03:12I've been so focused on my career.
01:03:14I've never had a chance to feel love like this.
01:03:17I feel the same way.
01:03:19When I win, the first thing I'm going to do
01:03:21is let the whole world know
01:03:23you're my girl.
01:03:24You will win,
01:03:26Mr. Future Senator.
01:03:29We need to commemorate this moment with a drink.
01:03:34Be careful.
01:03:38Are you okay?
01:03:40Yeah, I just cut my finger.
01:03:42Don't move.
01:03:45I don't want you to get hurt again.
01:03:49It's not a big deal.
01:03:52Don't move.
01:04:08I don't care to see this together.
01:04:10I'm still your intern.
01:04:11The world still thinks you're engaged to Beth.
01:04:19We've been trying to reach you.
01:04:21Damn.
01:04:22What's going on?
01:04:23Are you having an affair?
01:04:26Is there someone in here?
01:04:28I'm entitled to my privacy.
01:04:30Get out.
01:04:31This is a political campaign.
01:04:32There's no such thing as privacy.
01:04:36Oh.
01:04:37Sorry, Beth.
01:04:38I...
01:04:40Topher, I didn't realize you were with your fiancee.
01:04:42What happened to your finger, Beth?
01:04:44Can't handle all of Canada's passion in the bedroom?
01:04:46Enough, Rebecca.
01:04:47Get out.
01:04:49I apologize, sir.
01:04:50I came to tell you we're officially tying the poles.
01:04:53We'll see you in the morning.
01:04:58Did you hear that?
01:04:59It's a few more days without any scandals and you'll be a U.S. Senator.
01:05:04I think it calls for some celebration.
01:05:07Where were we?
01:05:13Farm girl, give me a pen quickly.
01:05:15Your finger is injured, just like...
01:05:17Excuse me.
01:05:18No, why would he fire me?
01:05:19I'm the one who set it up.
01:05:20I called Beth.
01:05:22Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come, but Sarah convinced me to.
01:05:27Holy shit.
01:05:30Holy shit.
01:05:34You are Beth.
01:05:35Rebecca, please keep your voice down.
01:05:37You lying slut.
01:05:40I don't know who you are.
01:05:42You lying slut.
01:05:45I don't know how it works on the corn farm, but in the real world, there are consequences.
01:05:51Do you know what this means?
01:05:53A candidate for Senate sleeping with his intern?
01:05:58This will be a huge scandal.
01:06:00Christopher will lose the election.
01:06:03Thank you for the reminder, but no one will know if you don't...
01:06:06How did a dumb, poor farm girl like you...
01:06:11seduce the hottest, most eligible bachelor in the state?
01:06:15Did you drug him or something?
01:06:17He should have been mine.
01:06:19Please keep your voice down.
01:06:21What is going on?
01:06:23I warned you about yelling at Sarah.
01:06:26I just found out you're sleeping with this slut.
01:06:29Not only is it shocking, it'll end your career.
01:06:33I know that you do not care about her, so just dump her now and we'll figure it out.
01:06:39I don't care about her.
01:06:43I love her.
01:06:47I don't care about her.
01:06:51I love her.
01:06:54Sorry, I was on a call. What's going on here?
01:06:57Topher, I need your help finalizing this press release. Let's go.
01:07:02He should be mine.
01:07:04You stupid, lying, slutty, corn-growing hick.
01:07:08For the last time, my family grows Brussels sprouts.
01:07:12And remember what happened the last time you called me a hick?
01:07:15Topher threatened to fire you.
01:07:17Just think what my boyfriend will do when he finds out.
01:07:22Oh, no. Farm girl, you should really be more careful.
01:07:31I'm fine. I'm okay.
01:07:34Did you do this?
01:07:36What?
01:07:38No, of course not.
01:07:40I warned you, Rebecca.
01:07:42If the hick says I pushed her, she's lying.
01:07:46I warned you about the name-calling.
01:07:48I will not tolerate members of my staff being cruel.
01:07:52I didn't. I...
01:07:54Enough! You're fired.
01:07:56What? That stupid bitch lied.
01:08:00No, Topher. You can't fire your senior staff this close to election night.
01:08:04Yes, I can.
01:08:06You evil bitch.
01:08:08I'll make you pay.
01:08:10This is a big mistake.
01:08:15I will always protect you, Sarah.
01:08:18I know, Topher.
01:08:20But aren't you worried now that she knows
01:08:22that she's going to go and tell Senator Hessler and the media you're sleeping with your intern?
01:08:26As long as I can be with you.
01:08:28But...
01:08:30Don't worry. Rebecca's just jealous.
01:08:32She cares about this campaign too much to destroy it.
01:08:35I don't care about that right now.
01:08:36All I care about is you.
01:08:38Did you mean it when you said that you love me?
01:08:43Of course I did.
01:08:45I love you, Sarah.
01:08:48I love you too.
01:08:56Uh, Sarah.
01:08:58What do you think about this line for the debate tonight?
01:09:03I like it.
01:09:04I like it.
01:09:06Glad you like it.
01:09:11I think that's enough input from the intern.
01:09:15We have an election tomorrow.
01:09:17And a debate against Hessler in a couple of hours.
01:09:20No more distractions.
01:09:22Let's go.
01:09:25Come on, get your head in the game.
01:09:27Trust me, I'm all wound up.
01:09:29Sarah, would you care to join us?
01:09:31No, Topher. She's not coming.
01:09:32You're engaged to Beth.
01:09:34I'm not going to let the media see the lusty ways you look at your intern.
01:09:38She's not coming!
01:09:46When he goes low, you go high.
01:09:49In the debate, I need you to emphasize love over hate.
01:09:53Hate. Right here.
01:09:55Get that?
01:09:56Yeah. Where's Sarah?
01:10:03Hi, I'm Sarah from the Christopher Stennett campaign.
01:10:06He's expecting me.
01:10:08Sarah, yes.
01:10:10Here you are.
01:10:13His campaign manager specifically told me to keep you out.
01:10:16Go away.
01:10:18But...
01:10:27Hi, I'm here for my fiancé's interview.
01:10:29Hi, I'm here for my fiancé's interview. My name's...
01:10:32I know who you are.
01:10:34You're Beth. Please, go right in.
01:10:36Oh, and good luck tonight.
01:10:40Sarah, I'm so glad you're here.
01:10:43You're my good luck charm.
01:10:49Sorry, Beth.
01:10:52Wait, Sarah?
01:10:54You're sleeping with your intern?
01:10:56Oh my God.
01:10:57Beth doesn't even exist.
01:10:59It's been Sarah this whole time?
01:11:01Calm down.
01:11:03I ordered you not to come here!
01:11:05You're a scandal waiting to happen!
01:11:08We're in love. He wants me at this debate.
01:11:10You stupid...
01:11:12Hey! That's my girl.
01:11:14Your girl?
01:11:16Jesus, Topher, this is a disaster!
01:11:18You've let this little farm girl hijack your entire campaign!
01:11:22Dump her now, and kick her out.
01:11:25Or I'll resign as your campaign manager.
01:11:30Sarah, the election is in two days.
01:11:33I can't do this without a brilliant campaign manager.
01:11:36Congratulations, Sarah.
01:11:38You're my new campaign manager.
01:11:40What?
01:11:42Your services are no longer needed.
01:11:45Good luck winning without me.
01:11:52Go out there.
01:11:53Go out there.
01:11:55Kick Senator Hussle's butt.
01:12:03Hey, farm slut.
01:12:06Becca, Topher fired you. What are you doing here?
01:12:09I'm working for Senator Hussle.
01:12:12And I told him everything.
01:12:14How Topher is sleeping with you, his intern.
01:12:19This debate is about to be a bloodbath.
01:12:23Becca, I can't believe you defected to the enemy because you hate me that much.
01:12:28You really are spineless.
01:12:30What are you going to do about it, farm girl?
01:12:32Try and fight me?
01:12:34No, I don't fight.
01:12:37I go to war.
01:12:39We are live for the Senate debate between Senator Hessler and his challenger, Christopher Stinnett.
01:12:47That's a lie, Senator.
01:12:49We saw you fire a gun indoors at a press conference.
01:12:53We all saw the video.
01:12:55What video?
01:12:57If there was a video with an AI fake,
01:13:02you are really getting nasty in the dirt.
01:13:06Like a farm girl.
01:13:10You and your boyfriend are about to be drowning in scandal.
01:13:14And speaking of farm girls, you have one as your intern, right?
01:13:19Stinnett, are you sleeping with your intern?
01:13:24You are having an unethical, immoral, disgusting,
01:13:33torture affair with one of your employees, your intern.
01:13:38I...
01:13:40Hang on.
01:13:42No.
01:13:43This.
01:13:48What are you smiling about?
01:13:50Your boyfriend is about to be destroyed.
01:13:53Topher sees the best in people.
01:13:56But on the farm, I learned to trust my gut.
01:13:59I knew you would do something desperate when he fired you.
01:14:03So I prepared for this.
01:14:05You rang, Sarah?
01:14:07How the hell can a maid help you?
01:14:11All you have to do is tell the truth.
01:14:14Candy, I mean, who are you?
01:14:17You've spent your entire campaign mocking and demeaning women.
01:14:21Now it's time for me to give you a taste of your own medicine.
01:14:26Aw, come on, Senator H. You know me.
01:14:31I didn't sleep with your opponent like you paid me to.
01:14:36But I did sleep with you.
01:14:38I didn't sleep with your opponent like you paid me to.
01:14:43But I sure did sleep with you, big boy.
01:14:48I am a religious, moral family man, and I did not have sex with this woman.
01:15:04Now turn that damn thing off!
01:15:06We have a bigger scandal right here.
01:15:09Topher is not only screwing his intern.
01:15:13His fiancée isn't real.
01:15:16He lied, he lied, he lied.
01:15:19He slept with his intern.
01:15:22Then he lied to all of you to pretend that his fiancée was a socialite.
01:15:27Ha!
01:15:31Aye.
01:15:33After we destroy your life tonight, you'll have no choice but to run home to your little corn bar.
01:15:38Aye. Aye, aye, aye. You lied! Admit it!
01:15:42And then drop out of this race in disgrace!
01:15:46Fool!
01:15:53You're right.
01:15:54I wasn't honest about my personal life.
01:15:57You all deserve the truth, straight from me.
01:16:01Scandal!
01:16:03Godless, unethical, immoral, lying S.O.B.
01:16:09I did lie.
01:16:11But the difference between us?
01:16:14You lied for cruelty and power.
01:16:17I did it for love.
01:16:21Sarah, I love you.
01:16:24And I want everyone to know it.
01:16:27I care more about you than I care about winning this election.
01:16:31Will you please come on to the debate stage with me?
01:16:34He wants me to go on national TV?
01:16:37Don't do it, Hick.
01:16:39I can do this. For Topher.
01:16:46What in the hell are you doing?
01:16:49This is a T.P.D., a televised political debate.
01:16:52You can't bring prom.
01:16:54You think all women are objects?
01:16:56Sarah is not a prom designer.
01:17:00This is highly irregular.
01:17:03This is cheating. This is rigging the election.
01:17:06And this girl's got no business.
01:17:08No. My name is Sarah, not girl.
01:17:11You want to talk about rights?
01:17:14You've been fighting to take away women's rights, Senator.
01:17:18You've demeaned and degraded women for far too long.
01:17:20Shut up.
01:17:22Sit down, woman.
01:17:24No. I'm showing you what it's like
01:17:27to finally have a powerful woman stand up to you,
01:17:30you sexist fool.
01:17:32Give him hell, babe.
01:17:34I'm not his intern.
01:17:36I'm his campaign manager.
01:17:39What?
01:17:41When I first met this woman,
01:17:43it was a case of mistaken identity.
01:17:45I didn't know she was my intern.
01:17:47And she didn't know I was her boss.
01:17:48Topher thought I was a socialite named Beth.
01:17:51And because Senator Hessler is a psychopath
01:17:55who was stalking Topher in an attempt to bring him down,
01:17:58I was afraid to create a scandal.
01:18:01So, yes, I pretended to be Beth in public.
01:18:05But I didn't fall in love with Beth.
01:18:07I fell in love with Sarah.
01:18:09Some things are more important than elections,
01:18:12than politics.
01:18:14But I love you, Sarah.
01:18:15Win, win, or lose,
01:18:17I want to be with you.
01:18:19O-M-G!
01:18:21I am so confused.
01:18:23Is it Beth? Is it Sarah?
01:18:25Is it Clark Kent? Is it Spider-Man?
01:18:27Either way, you guys had an illicit affair
01:18:29and you lied about your engagement.
01:18:31For once, Senator,
01:18:33you're right.
01:18:35We're not engaged.
01:18:37But I'm here to correct that.
01:18:39Sarah, I love you.
01:18:41Whether I win or lose this election,
01:18:43I don't want to lose you.
01:18:45Will you marry me?
01:18:47Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:18:55Woo!
01:18:58Bye!
01:19:00Bye!
01:19:02Bye!
01:19:04Bye!
01:19:06Bye!
01:19:08Ah, no!
01:19:10I will have you criminally investigated.
01:19:13I've done it before.
01:19:15I've stolen so much money from the Senate.
01:19:18I'm rich,
01:19:20and I'll use this money to destroy you
01:19:22and to bribe prosecutors to investigate you.
01:19:25Ha!
01:19:27No!
01:19:29Senator, stop talking!
01:19:31It's about time you admitted to your crime, Senator.
01:19:36Hey, I didn't mean it.
01:19:38It's all taken out of context.
01:19:40If you see a clip of me
01:19:42on some video admitting crimes,
01:19:44it is a fake A.I. video!
01:19:47A cheap, fake, fake news!
01:19:49Cut! Cut your commercial now!
01:19:51What?
01:20:02Senator, we can figure this out.
01:20:05Silence, you incompetent woman!
01:20:08No!
01:20:10Talk to the media!
01:20:12Get them to report Stenitz!
01:20:14Scandal!
01:20:16I tried.
01:20:18They don't care.
01:20:20They love him and his farm girl love story.
01:20:22Farm girl?
01:20:24Ooh, that is kind of hot.
01:20:26I can't lose this election!
01:20:28Ooh, shark!
01:20:30I've made a huge mistake.
01:20:32I should have made one nicer to say.
01:20:35The volcano has erupted.
01:20:36No matter what happens,
01:20:38we ran a good campaign.
01:20:40I'm forever grateful for all of you who have helped.
01:20:43No regrets.
01:20:45You crushed Senator Hessler in the debate,
01:20:48but he has a big base of support.
01:20:51This will be an extremely close election, Merrill.
01:20:5450-50 coin toss.
01:20:56You need to relax.
01:21:03As your campaign manager,
01:21:04I disagree with the staff.
01:21:06The voters don't want cruelty.
01:21:08They want hope.
01:21:10I think you'll win in a landslide.
01:21:12I hope so.
01:21:14But if I lose,
01:21:16it's not your fault.
01:21:18No matter what, I still love you
01:21:20and I can't wait to marry you.
01:21:22Me too.
01:21:24But you won't lose.
01:21:26An election this close
01:21:28would take hours for the results to come in.
01:21:30I think I know what we can do
01:21:32to kill some time to go.
01:21:34You're about to call it.
01:21:40Senator Hessler has been defeated.
01:21:43It is a landslide for Christopher Stinnett,
01:21:46our new U.S. Senator.
01:21:50Yes!
01:21:56Mr. Senator-elect.
01:22:01Sarah,
01:22:02we won because of you.
01:22:04You were right.
01:22:06Congratulations, both of you.
01:22:08Great victory.
01:22:22Senator,
01:22:24she's coming.
01:22:33I'm the luckiest man in Washington
01:22:36because I have you.
01:22:41I'm more lucky.
01:22:43When I left my farm,
01:22:45I wanted to help change the world.
01:22:47But I never imagined I would end up here.
01:22:50Okay, let's get to the end.
01:22:52I now pronounce you Senator and wife.
01:23:03Yeah!
01:23:06Mrs. Senator,
01:23:08the honeymoon can wait.
01:23:10First,
01:23:12let's change the world.
01:23:14Get us a copy of our women's right amendment.
01:23:16Let's make this thing into law.