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00:00Now, it's started. This is a side note.
00:02This time, we will be talking about this.
00:08So, we have Nishikigoi-san and Unagi-san.
00:14Hashimoto-san, you're not feeling well, right?
00:17Yes, I'm sorry. Really.
00:19No, no, no.
00:20That's not at all...
00:21You can talk on the phone, but...
00:23No, not that much.
00:25I see.
00:27You're a champion.
00:30Konnichiwa!
00:32The timing is weird.
00:34I haven't been able to get the timing.
00:36I'm sorry. You're still missing the timing.
00:38I'm missing it.
00:40I don't know.
00:43This is really a side note.
00:46I think it's okay to put in a system that can exceed 100 points.
00:49When I was in school, my test score was full of 100 points,
00:52but sometimes there were 102 points.
00:53No.
00:54No, no. There were.
00:56There were.
00:58Tonight, the two M-1 champions will come to the show.
01:01The voice actors will talk about the hot manzai.
01:08Why?
01:09Isn't it too strong?
01:11Let's eat chocolate.
01:12Why?
01:13It's a rhythm story.
01:15Why?
01:16Furthermore,
01:18they will analyze the past 20 episodes of the M-1 Grand Prix with all 189 books.
01:24Probably, it will be the first M-1 MULTI-DATA on TV.
01:28I bought a book that will make you smarter.
01:31Hurry up and read it.
01:33I don't think I need to hit people who make logical jokes.
01:37It's a perfect match for a fool.
01:42Sometimes it hurts a lot.
01:45He hit me from above.
01:48He really hit me.
01:54An hour filled with the manzai love of entertainers.
01:57Let's get started.
02:00Here are tonight's topics.
02:03The youngest M-1 champion of Ibushigin &.
02:09Masanori-san, your nose is stinging.
02:14I'm sorry.
02:15You.
02:17You look like you can't stand it.
02:19Takashi-san.
02:20It's dangerous.
02:21Takashi-san is like a rifle.
02:23It's true.
02:24It's deep.
02:26Completely.
02:28I think there will be a lot of stories about M-1.
02:30Unagi-san, please tell us the topics you are interested in.
02:32There are various topics.
02:34The world's longest-living company ranking.
02:37Yes.
02:38It's amazing.
02:39I'm traveling the world alone.
02:40You are traveling the world.
02:42There are buildings from the Muromachi era in the Czech Republic.
02:46Czech Republic.
02:47There are buildings from the Muromachi era in the Czech Republic.
02:51So when I think about it, I wonder where the world is.
02:56Then let's go there.
02:58Really?
02:59But it's a big deal.
03:03It's a big deal.
03:04It's a big deal.
03:05There are two M-1 champions.
03:07I want to talk about it.
03:09A thorough analysis of M-1 data.
03:11I understand.
03:14A thorough analysis of M-1 data.
03:21The champion of last year's M-1 Grand Prix is...
03:27It's amazing.
03:28The winner is...
03:31It's really amazing.
03:34I'm twice as happy as last year.
03:36We are the champions!
03:40This is a two-year-long M-1 championship.
03:46That's amazing.
03:49I'm not the champion.
03:52I'm not that kind of person.
03:54I'm a sword warrior.
03:56Are you a sword warrior?
03:57Yes.
03:58I'm a sword warrior.
03:59Why are we two kids in the same school?
04:02I want to go back to Osaka and have a good time!
04:04You're not qualified!
04:06It was a bit of a nightmare to get caught up in the whirlwind of the explosion.
04:10This time, we divided the M-1 Grand Prix into six themes and analyzed them thoroughly with data.
04:18M-1 athletes, please talk freely about your mistakes.
04:23This time, we're going to talk about the M-1 Grand Prix based on the six data that the program has independently analyzed.
04:32First of all, it's terrible.
04:35It's a series of failures.
04:37The judges are the most difficult to deal with.
04:41I don't know the rest of the group.
04:43I think everyone got a certain degree of high score.
04:47First of all, it's terrible.
04:50First of all, it's terrible.
04:53It's a series of failures.
04:55The winner of the top batter is said to be a legend.
04:59It was only Nakagawa.
05:01I've been playing top batter for two years.
05:06The luck of the lottery is terrible.
05:09I'm sure there's no luck.
05:11I was watching at home with Lily of the Middle East, Kuwahara of Tottori and the three of us.
05:16I'm sure there's no luck.
05:17I was watching at home with Lily of the Middle East, Kuwahara of Tottori and the three of us.
05:23I'm sure there's no luck.
05:25I'm sure there's no luck.
05:27I didn't do it, but I didn't do it, but when I hit that ball, the air was ready.
05:35I'm not going to say this.
05:36EMIKUJI'S CASE
05:38EMIKUJI'S CASE
05:41I'm going to digress a bit, but Emikuji's case is getting more and more skeleton-like.
05:49I see.
05:50You can see it.
05:51You can really see what's going on inside.
05:54To be honest, the top players are just waiting to die.
05:58They've been saying that it's impossible,
06:01and now that Refa has won, it's like, is it possible?
06:04It's pretty difficult, isn't it?
06:06It's impossible.
06:07It's difficult to judge Yamaguchi, isn't it?
06:10It was very difficult, of course.
06:12If the top players get it, it's probably the most difficult for the judges.
06:17I see.
06:18It was the same with King of Conte.
06:20He got it all of a sudden, but even if you put it in too low,
06:25you can't tell.
06:27Like Tomoko said,
06:29you can't tell what's going to happen next.
06:31I don't think that's true.
06:33I think he got a high score.
06:35I'm going to digress a bit.
06:37In my history of playing M1,
06:40I've written down my score at home once.
06:44I wrote it down one by one.
06:46At that time, I wrote it down one by one,
06:49and I thought it was better that way,
06:51so I went back and rewrote the score.
06:53I went back and forth.
06:55And in the end, I got over 100 points.
06:59I understand.
07:00So, for example, there are times when you score 96 or 97 on top batters.
07:05So I think it's okay to have a system where you can get over 100 points.
07:10What do you mean?
07:11More than 100 points?
07:12Yes.
07:13More than 100 points.
07:14Only when you're really going to do it.
07:18No, you can't do that.
07:20If you put it like that, it's like a blue ceiling.
07:23When I was in school, my test score was full of 100 points,
07:27but I didn't get any.
07:28You did, didn't you?
07:29No, I didn't.
07:30No, I didn't.
07:31You did, didn't you?
07:32You did, didn't you?
07:33No, I didn't.
07:34You did, didn't you?
07:35No, I didn't.
07:36Is that a dream?
07:37It's not a dream.
07:38Now, Takahashi-san.
07:39Yes.
07:40Did you have any interesting data in this?
07:41Let's see.
07:42Yes.
07:43What was the combination that hit your head the most in 4 minutes?
07:46This one.
07:47Yes.
07:48Hima, please explain.
07:49Yes.
07:50Looking back on all 189 stories in the past 20 tournaments,
07:55I analyzed the number of times I hit the head of a model student.
07:59That's a lot.
08:00Yes.
08:01That's a lot, too.
08:02The director came up with it, and it's like an area of Yan.
08:05Yes.
08:06That's a lot.
08:08But there are a lot of two-way love.
08:11We're in, aren't we?
08:14I don't hit him every time.
08:16I think I usually hit him when I'm talking.
08:21When I was in F1.
08:22That's right.
08:23Takahashi-san.
08:24Oh, Takahashi-san.
08:25Did you hit him when you were in F1?
08:27Yes, I did.
08:28Did you hit him?
08:29No, I didn't hit him.
08:30I didn't hit him, but I hit him.
08:32I see.
08:33It's like Tsuboka.
08:34Yes.
08:35I think Takahashi-san hits him every time.
08:38Yes.
08:39That combination.
08:40I'm sure there's one.
08:42Kaminari.
08:44But there may not be many Kaminari.
08:48Oh, is that so?
08:49It's a lot.
08:50Wasn't it a good ending?
08:51Power.
08:52Takumi hits him after he hits him.
08:54I don't have the data for power.
08:56What do you think about power?
08:58Tom Brown.
08:59Tom Brown.
09:00Tom Brown.
09:01It's a hit.
09:04When Tom Brown hit Nunokawa-kun in F1 in 2024, I thought I was going to die.
09:16There was a terrible sound in the venue.
09:20Have you ever been hit by Nunokawa-kun?
09:23No, I haven't.
09:24I don't know why, but I've been locked on.
09:28It hurts a lot.
09:30That's a great way to get out of it.
09:33Get rid of it.
09:34Get rid of it.
09:35Get rid of it.
09:36That's a big hit.
09:39A thorough analysis of M-1 data.
09:42The combination that hit the head the most in four minutes is...
09:47Among them, it's the one that's been making people laugh since the first tournament.
09:53It's...
09:55What are you doing?
09:57Power fashion.
10:00I'll hit you.
10:02There are seven more.
10:07That's right.
10:08Head-banging Tsukkomi.
10:10Why is that?
10:12This time, among the 20 tournaments,
10:15we announced the top three combinations of the number of times they hit their heads and Tsukkomi during the first manzai.
10:22First, the third place is...
10:25From the final match in 2021.
10:28Oh, Nishikigoi.
10:31The oldest combination of finalists who have dedicated their lives to the M-1 Grand Prix.
10:39Hello!
10:42Good evening.
10:44Nishikigoi, who suddenly hit Tsukkomi in just eight seconds from his appearance.
10:51Third place?
10:52Yes, third place.
10:54The number of times he hit his head in the first round of this year's championship is...
10:59Isn't that too much?
11:01I bought a book that makes you smarter.
11:04Hurry up and read it.
11:06Familiar Masanori.
11:08I don't know either.
11:10Goto what?
11:11I don't want to tell you.
11:13He keeps hitting Masanori's head with a pleasant sound.
11:17If you're over 50 years old, you'll hurt your body.
11:21Knees!
11:23That was funny.
11:2520 times in total.
11:28The 50-year-old with a heart and soul.
11:30He won the championship with his body.
11:33This is a lot.
11:34But it's still third place.
11:36Next, the second place is...
11:39From the final match in 2008.
11:45This duo won the championship for the first time in a long time.
11:52Non-Style, the champion of the M-1 Grand Prix 2008.
11:57The number of times he hit his head in the first round is...
12:02I'm drowning in the desire to be called a woman.
12:04You don't have to say it.
12:05It's my instinct.
12:07I can't get over it.
12:08Let's do our best.
12:09I just went swimming.
12:12I didn't say anything.
12:13I didn't say anything either.
12:14I didn't say anything either.
12:15I didn't say anything either.
12:16What if I'm drowning here?
12:18If I'm all white and I'm just drowning here, I'll think I'm a grain of rice.
12:21I don't know that.
12:23It's a cancel.
12:2522 times in total.
12:28He won the championship while his head was about to sink.
12:34The man who defeated such a two-time champion and hit his head the most was...
12:39Also in 2008, he showed a counterattack from the resurrection of the loser.
12:43This comic book is...
12:49Audrey, who won the M-1 Grand Prix 2008 and was a judge last year.
12:57The number of times he hit his head in the first round is...
13:0324 times.
13:05It was once every 10 seconds.
13:08By the way, the man who hit his head the most in the M-1 Grand Prix last year was...
13:13This is the first hit.
13:16Tom Brown.
13:20I want to lose.
13:267 times in total.
13:287 times in total.
13:31The man who hit his head the most in the M-1 Grand Prix last year was...
13:352 out of 10 times.
13:38That's all for today.
13:40This is the data about the M-1 Grand Prix.
13:44I see.
13:46Interesting.
13:48Mr. Nishikibori was ranked as expected.
13:51But I didn't expect him to be in the second place.
13:54To be honest, I thought he was going to win.
13:57I thought it was going to be us.
13:59I thought Audrey was going to win.
14:02But I didn't expect him to be in the second place.
14:05I didn't expect him to be in the second place.
14:07The number of times he hit his head is decreasing.
14:10That's right.
14:11This is a graph of the number of times he hit his head in the past 20 episodes.
14:16This is the variable.
14:20It's just a number.
14:22It doesn't matter.
14:242022 is zero.
14:27That's right.
14:28In the 2010 and 2022 tournaments,
14:30the number of times he hit his head was zero.
14:332022 is the year of Westland.
14:36Mr. Nishikibori is like that, too.
14:39When he hits his head,
14:42he has to leave a phrase.
14:47That's why I don't hit my head.
14:49Because I can't make a phrase to hit my head.
14:55It's a difficult thing to leave a phrase.
14:59That's why I don't hit my head.
15:03If you're an amateur, you'll understand.
15:06Sometimes it hurts a lot.
15:09Do you understand?
15:11I understand.
15:12Sometimes it hurts so much that I'm surprised.
15:15Do you understand?
15:16I understand.
15:17Sometimes it hurts so much that I'm surprised.
15:19Sometimes it hurts so much that I'm surprised.
15:21Hamai is tall.
15:23When he hit his head from above,
15:28I was surprised.
15:30He really hit me.
15:33I was shocked.
15:35I don't know if Takahashi-san has it.
15:39Do you ever get angry and hit your head?
15:42Yes, I do.
15:44I don't understand that.
15:46I don't understand that.
15:48I'm stupid because I'm too involved in the story.
15:53I'm stupid.
15:55I'm stupid.
15:57I'm stupid.
15:59I don't understand that.
16:01I'm stupid.
16:03I'm stupid.
16:04I'm stupid.
16:05You wrote the story yourself.
16:07That's right.
16:08That's strange.
16:09I don't understand that.
16:10You're angry because you're in the story.
16:14Do you hate it?
16:16I hate it.
16:18I hate it.
16:19I hate it.
16:20I hate it.
16:21You say you get stronger when you don't get hit.
16:24You get stronger when you don't get hit.
16:27I'm kidding.
16:29I'm kidding.
16:32I'm kidding.
16:35I don't think I need to hit the person who makes a logical joke.
16:41I'm a fool and I'm careful.
16:44I don't like it when people call me a fool.
16:47You're a good combination.
16:49I'm not angry at people who make a logical joke.
16:53I'm angry at people who make a logical joke.
16:55You're angry at people who make a logical joke.
16:57Do you hit people even if they don't have a beard?
17:00I have a question.
17:02I'm kidding.
17:05I hit people because they had a beard.
17:10At first?
17:12I don't hit people who have a beard.
17:16I instinctively change it to a blur.
17:19You don't hit people who have a beard.
17:21I don't hit people who have a beard.
17:25I think it's somewhere.
17:27You don't know, but you have a blur.
17:31I'm sorry to say this.
17:34I hit people who have a beard.
17:40I have an indecisive mind.
17:42That's strange.
17:45You hit people who have a beard.
17:46I understand.
17:48You hit people.
17:49I don't hit people who have a beard.
17:50You hit people.
17:52Did I hit people?
17:53Is the order of hitting people correct?
17:55I hit people's faces because they were bald.
17:57I hit them because they were bald.
18:00I hit people with a beard when I had a beard.
18:03I hit the people on the side.
18:06That's right.
18:07He's bald, so when I look at him,
18:10I want to go to him and tell him not to do it.
18:14You know, Gallop's bald guy.
18:17He's like,
18:19what are you talking about?
18:19He's a senpai, but he's funny when he slaps you.
18:26I think it's instinctive.
18:27Everyone should be bald.
18:29Just because you didn't say it.
18:32Because you're bald.
18:33I'm jealous of Hamai.
18:35I've wanted to go to Hayashi-san a few times,
18:39but I can't because I'm not a tsukkomi.
18:41So when I meet bald people,
18:44I think about Masanori-san a few times.
18:46When I greet him,
18:48I want to slap him.
18:50No, no, no.
18:51You just want to slap him.
18:53It's just violence.
18:55He's bald.
18:57No, no, no.
18:57It's just violence.
18:58A few times.
18:59I think everyone has this.
19:01Can I do a little greeting?
19:06What do you really want to do?
19:08Is that okay?
19:09What do you want to do?
19:10After school?
19:11Whether you can do it or not is up to you.
19:13What do you want to do?
19:14What you don't want to do?
19:15Are you sure?
19:18I'm jealous of Hamai.
19:20I'm sorry.
19:21At least I want a slap.
19:24Because it's my first time.
19:26It's pretty difficult.
19:27It's hard to look back.
19:30I felt sorry for Masanori-san.
19:32I don't want it.
19:34It was really difficult.
19:36I've never slapped him before.
19:37I know you've never slapped him before.
19:39It's hard to slap him in front of him.
19:42Normally, it's like this.
19:45Can I do it one more time?
19:46One more time.
19:47In front of him?
19:47No, not in front of him.
19:49This way?
19:50I just want to touch him once.
19:53I just want to touch him once.
19:54It's my dream to touch him.
19:55I just want to touch him once.
20:00No, no, no.
20:01It's completely different from what you said.
20:04You said it when you greeted him.
20:06You just slapped him from the side.
20:08I don't know what you're trying to do.
20:10I always want to touch him.
20:12I don't know what you're trying to do.
20:13I feel sorry for him.
20:14You were slapped.
20:16I'm not a ball.
20:19You're not a ball.
20:20I'll fly away.
20:22Unagi-san, do you have any other data you're curious about?
20:24Yes.
20:26Well...
20:27You look like a fool.
20:30The finalists who got the fastest grab.
20:35The fastest.
20:36Hima Hima, please.
20:37Yes.
20:37It's a grab at the beginning of a manzai.
20:41In the past 20 tournaments,
20:42we investigated the combination that got the fastest grab.
20:46Which combination do you think is the fastest?
20:49Usukigoi-san is fast.
20:51Yes.
20:52I think it's fast.
20:53Masanori-san is like a first-class grab.
20:56Konnichiwa.
20:58Konnichiwa.
21:00I don't know if it's a grab or not.
21:02I think it's a grab.
21:03I think it's a grab.
21:05Is it in the elevator?
21:09It's not in the elevator.
21:12It was in the Majirabu Satoya game.
21:16That's...
21:16Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja.
21:21Is it funny?
21:26A thorough analysis of M-1 data.
21:28The finalists who got the fastest grab are...
21:32In the M-1 Grand Prix,
21:34various grabs were shown by the manzai gods.
21:38Wow!
21:42I'm back!
21:43I'm back!
21:44I'm back!
21:45You're Trendy, aren't you?
21:46Yes, I'm Trendy Angel.
21:47Nice to meet you.
21:48Nice to meet you.
21:49Nice to meet you.
21:50Thank you very much.
21:52I see.
21:53I just got a bell mark.
21:56Thank you very much.
21:58I don't care how many of these there are.
22:00Thank you very much.
22:01Let's go.
22:02By the way,
22:03last year's champion,
22:05Mr. Leowaroman's grab was...
22:07Hello!
22:08I'm Leowaroman.
22:09Nice to meet you.
22:10Nice to meet you.
22:11Nice to meet you.
22:12Nice to meet you.
22:13Thank you very much.
22:15Let's end this.
22:16Don't break it!
22:17Hello!
22:18I'm the winner!
22:19So this time,
22:20we're going to measure how long it takes
22:22for all the finalists to stand in front of the mic
22:24and laugh.
22:27Here are the top 5 grabs.
22:30In 5th place,
22:32Mr. Torosarumon,
22:34who won the final in 2017.
22:38What did I do?
22:40He entered the final for the first time
22:42in the last year.
22:44This year, he won his dream.
22:46His first grab was...
22:48What did I say?
22:50I can't remember at all.
22:52Hello!
22:54I'm Torosarumon.
22:55Nice to meet you.
22:56Me too.
22:57I know.
22:58How fast!
22:594 seconds.
23:00Only 4 seconds.
23:01I'm in 5th place?
23:03What?
23:04Next,
23:05in 4th place,
23:06Mr. Jarjar,
23:08who left a huge impact in 2018.
23:14Did Mr. Jarjar grab?
23:18He entered the final for the 4th time.
23:21This year, he won his dream
23:23in the last year.
23:25What did I say?
23:30Hello!
23:31I'm Jarjar.
23:32Nice to meet you.
23:33Me too.
23:344 seconds.
23:36Only 3.18 seconds.
23:39Finally,
23:40here are the top 3.
23:42In 3rd place,
23:44in the first tournament,
23:46the legend,
23:49Mr. Kirin.
23:50Wow!
23:51I'm Kirin.
23:52Only 2 years old.
23:54His grab was...
23:56Hello!
23:57I'm Kirin.
23:58Nice to meet you.
23:59I'm Kirin.
24:00Nice to meet you.
24:01The grab of K-on Voice.
24:03Only 3.02 seconds.
24:05I'm Kirin.
24:06By the way,
24:07Mr. Kirin grabbed
24:09all the K-8 songs
24:11in M-1.
24:13Wow!
24:16In 2nd place,
24:18in last year's ranking,
24:22Mr. Jessica Shinkuu.
24:26Here is the grab
24:28that was the fastest last year.
24:32Let's end this.
24:33You!
24:35The time was
24:36only 2.13 seconds.
24:40Now,
24:41in 1st place,
24:43the grab that was the fastest
24:45was the man who appeared
24:47in 2002, Mr. Manzai.
24:51Oh!
24:52I see.
24:53He's fast.
24:56Too fast.
24:57Too fast.
24:58Too fast.
25:03Detailed analysis of M-1 data.
25:05The fastest grab ranking.
25:07Now,
25:08in 1st place.
25:11The fastest grab was
25:13the man who displayed
25:15the top batter in 2002,
25:17Mr. Rock Harigane.
25:21Now,
25:22let's see the fastest grab
25:24in M-1 history.
25:27He's so fast.
25:28He's so fast.
25:29The time was
25:30only 1.06 seconds.
25:33Mr. Harigane,
25:34who showed a proud grab
25:36with the top batter,
25:38was in 1st place.
25:40Detailed analysis of M-1 data.
25:42The fastest grab ranking.
25:47He's fast.
25:48I was surprised.
25:49He's fast.
25:50He didn't even wait
25:52for the audience's applause.
25:55He was there
25:56in the middle of the applause.
25:57He did it
25:58because he always did it.
25:59In the end,
26:00it was only 4 minutes,
26:02so we had to see how fast he was.
26:05We weren't that fast.
26:07We didn't
26:10expect to be that fast.
26:12How fast were we?
26:14I think we were
26:16at least 20 seconds faster.
26:20Did you think about
26:21how fast you were
26:22in M-1?
26:23To be honest,
26:25we didn't think about it
26:27because we had to say hello.
26:29We just thought
26:30we could do it.
26:32I see.
26:33You did it in the first try.
26:34Hello.
26:35Shut up.
26:37I bought a book
26:38that makes you smarter.
26:39I read it fast.
26:40There were two chapters.
26:41I see.
26:42We were only 10 seconds.
26:44We just said hello
26:46and put on the microphone.
26:48You had two chapters.
26:49Yes,
26:50we had two chapters in 10 seconds.
26:51We just thought
26:52we should do it slowly.
26:54I see.
26:55You wanted to make money
26:57in the beginning.
26:59By the way,
27:00did you know
27:01whether you could do it
27:03or not
27:04in the first part
27:05of the greeting?
27:07You didn't know
27:08in the first part?
27:09No,
27:10I didn't.
27:11In the greeting,
27:12I usually get it,
27:14but sometimes,
27:15I don't get it at all.
27:17On that day,
27:19I have to do my best.
27:21I see.
27:23But I get it
27:24in the first part.
27:25I see.
27:26It's not like
27:27you don't get it at all.
27:28It's like
27:29if you do your best,
27:30you can do it.
27:31Yes.
27:32It's like
27:33the audience
27:34is watching
27:35you.
27:36I see.
27:37Mr. Tsubasa,
27:38do you get it?
27:40I don't know.
27:42To be honest,
27:43I don't get it.
27:44I just do my best.
27:45Hello.
27:46But you don't get it
27:47as much as usual.
27:48No,
27:49my voice is loud,
27:50so I can't hear it.
27:53You just do your best.
27:54So,
27:55you can hear it
27:56if you talk a lot.
27:57It's like
27:58I don't get it.
27:59I just do my best.
28:01I see.
28:02Mr. Ginshari
28:03used to do it,
28:04didn't he?
28:05Yes,
28:06he used to do it.
28:07Mr. Nishikigoi
28:08doesn't know it.
28:09No,
28:10I don't know it.
28:11When we were
28:12the base members
28:13and Mr. Ginshari
28:14did it together,
28:15he came out
28:16and said
28:17I'm
28:18Mr. Ginshari
28:19Yo!
28:20But
28:21it was
28:22so loud.
28:24But
28:25he slipped once.
28:26It depends on Mr. Hashimoto,
28:27doesn't it?
28:28No,
28:29he didn't say anything.
28:30He didn't?
28:31No.
28:33He said
28:34Yo!
28:35He said Yo!
28:36twice.
28:37Yes,
28:38he did.
28:39And
28:40he didn't
28:41react to anything
28:42and
28:43then
28:44he said
28:45Na!
28:46It's better
28:47not to do it.
28:48But
28:49he said
28:50he wanted to
28:51reset
28:52the atmosphere
28:53of the previous team
28:54and
28:55he wanted to
28:56slip
28:57and
28:58do it again.
28:59It's like a samurai.
29:00A samurai?
29:01I see.
29:02Mr. Ginshari
29:03had a policy
29:04like that
29:05but
29:06he kept
29:07slipping
29:08so much
29:09that
29:10he couldn't
29:11get it back.
29:12It was so bad.
29:14It was so bad.
29:15It was so bad.
29:18When he was young,
29:19he slipped
29:20so much
29:21that
29:22he sealed
29:23Mr. Ginshari's
29:24grip.
29:30Ginshari
29:31Yo!
29:34Yo!
29:36You know,
29:38recently
29:40he was the M-1 champion
29:41who cut
29:42the atmosphere
29:43of the venue
29:44and
29:45sealed his grip.
29:46This is
29:47a side note
29:48but
29:49when we did
29:50Konnichiwa
29:51when we went
29:52for a shoot
29:53kids and
29:54old people
29:55would say
29:56Konnichiwa
29:57and
29:58we didn't
29:59remember
30:00but it was Konnichiwa.
30:03Konnichiwa itself.
30:04It became
30:05Konnichiwa.
30:06It became Konnichiwa.
30:07The name
30:08was Konnichiwa.
30:09It became Konnichiwa
30:10and it became Konnichiwa.
30:11It's a strange phenomenon.
30:12I was surprised.
30:13My daughter
30:14also says
30:15Konnichiwa.
30:16Oh,
30:17that's right.
30:18How about
30:19the Himahima generation?
30:20I'm not sure.
30:21But
30:22they only
30:23focused on
30:24their heads
30:25and
30:26said
30:27it was beautiful.
30:28That's right.
30:29Oh, their heads.
30:30Konnichiwa.
30:3217 year old
30:33girls
30:34gathered
30:35and
30:36talked about
30:37Masanori's head
30:38and said
30:39it was beautiful.
30:40I'm sorry.
30:41Konnichiwa.
30:42Himahima!
30:44Himahima!
30:45I'm not interested
30:46in Masanori's head.
30:47Seriously,
30:48our fans
30:49or
30:50elementary school students
30:51would
30:52laugh
30:53but
30:54when they
30:55reach
30:56puberty
30:58they move away
30:59and
31:00when they get older
31:01they come back.
31:02I don't know
31:03how people grow.
31:04When I was a kid
31:05I loved him
31:06but as I grew up
31:07I started to
31:08move away from Masanori.
31:10That's the concept.
31:11He's like a fairy
31:12that you can't see
31:13when you grow up.
31:15Totoro.
31:16Totoro.
31:17Masanori,
31:18is there anything
31:19you're interested in?
31:20I
31:21have a lot of
31:22standard Kansai dialect.
31:23That's not
31:24Kansai dialect.
31:25That's the worst.
31:26But
31:27the winners
31:28are not from Kansai.
31:29But
31:30it's not just the winners.
31:32It's the total
31:33of the members
31:34who made it to the finals.
31:35Himahima,
31:36please explain.
31:37This year
31:38from the tournament
31:39in 2001
31:40to the tournament
31:41in 2024
31:42the standard Kansai dialect
31:43has changed.
31:44Here it is.
31:46It looks like this.
31:4890% of the participants
31:49were from
31:50the first tournament
31:51of the Kansai dialect
31:52but
31:53Untouchable
31:54was the first
31:55to win
31:56In 2004
31:57it was the first
31:58tournament
31:59to have a lot of
32:00standard Kansai dialect.
32:01And
32:02in recent years
32:03from 2020
32:04to 5 years in a row
32:05it's the first
32:06tournament
32:07to have a lot
32:08of standard Kansai dialect.
32:10The data
32:11shows that
32:12the standard Kansai dialect
32:13has exceeded
32:14the standard Kansai dialect.
32:15Does that mean
32:16the standard Kansai dialect
32:17has changed?
32:18But
32:19the standard Kansai dialect
32:20has changed a lot
32:21so it's probably
32:22the Tsukkomi dialect.
32:23The Tsukkomi dialect
32:24has changed
32:25but the way
32:26it's said
32:27has changed a bit.
32:28But
32:29the Tsukkomi dialect
32:30in Kansai dialect
32:31is too strong
32:32for the word
32:33Nande-ya-nen.
32:34What do you think
32:35of the official
32:36way of saying
32:37Nande-ya-nen?
32:38Nande-ya-nen?
32:39It's so easy
32:40to hear.
32:41For example
32:42when someone
32:43says
32:44let's eat chocolate
32:45let's eat chocolate
32:46let's eat chocolate
32:47let's eat chocolate
32:48Nande-ya-nen?
32:49It feels good.
32:50It's a rhythmical
32:51story.
32:52Nande-ya-nen
32:53It feels good.
32:54From the Kanto people
32:55it's like
32:56why?
32:57Why?
32:58It's like
32:59Nande-ya-nen
33:00I think
33:01it's okay.
33:02Please try it.
33:03Let's eat chocolate
33:04Why?
33:05It feels good.
33:06Oh, really?
33:07Really?
33:08Nande-ya-nen
33:09I want you to
33:10go up
33:11to the end.
33:12Nande-ya-nen
33:13It's a bit
33:14strange.
33:15Nande-ya-nen
33:16It's a bit strange.
33:17The N is
33:18very strong.
33:19Nande-ya-nen
33:20I'm telling you
33:21it's good
33:22to be spoiled.
33:24Really?
33:25Let's eat chocolate.
33:26Let's eat chocolate.
33:27Let's eat chocolate.
33:28Let's eat chocolate.
33:32It's good!
33:33Hey!
33:36Hey!
33:37Hey!
33:38Hey!
33:39I'm sorry.
33:40I thought you were going to
33:41eat chocolate.
33:42I'm sorry.
33:43I thought you were going to
33:44eat chocolate.
33:45I ate it.
33:46Mr. Yamauchi
33:47is not a standard Kansai person.
33:48is not a standard Kansai person.
33:49I see.
33:50I see.
33:51If you like Nande-ya-nen
33:52as much as Takashi
33:53you will realize that
33:54Mr. Yamauchi's Nande-ya-nen
33:55is not a standard Nande-ya-nen.
33:56is not a standard Nande-ya-nen.
33:57I see.
33:58It's not comfortable
33:59to hear
34:00the Nande-ya-nen
34:01of someone
34:02who is not a Kansai person.
34:03The Nande-ya-nen
34:04of someone
34:05who is not a Kansai person
34:06is like
34:07a heavy futon
34:08that is wrapped
34:09in strong words.
34:10is like a heavy futon
34:11that is wrapped
34:12in strong words.
34:13A heavy futon
34:14at a hotel.
34:15I think
34:16Mr. Yamauchi's Nande-ya-nen
34:17is a bit strange.
34:18Let's eat chocolate.
34:19Let's eat chocolate.
34:20So sweet!
34:21So good!
34:22Super good!
34:26Super good!
34:27Mr. Shoma,
34:28How自己
34:30Mr. Shoma,
34:31Sorry,
34:32I wish I told you more about it.
34:33Super good!
34:35Which branch are you from,
34:36Mr. Shoma?
34:37Is it Hokkaido?
34:38No, it's not.
34:39I just wanted to ask
34:40which branch it is.
34:41Super good!
34:42Actually,
34:43as a Kansai person
34:44I don't understand why
34:45people think this is so interesting.
34:46Really?
34:47Yes, really!
34:48Grand!
34:49I'm not saying it's good or bad, I'm just saying it's funny.
34:53It makes you want to say it.
34:55It's a bit strong, isn't it?
34:57Yeah, I get it.
34:59Takahashi-san, Masanori-san, said that there used to be 102 points, right?
35:05Ne-yo is really funny.
35:08But in Kansai dialect, it makes you want to say it.
35:11Ne-yo is a bit different from Kansai dialect.
35:16Ne-yo is a bit...
35:18Ne-yo is better, right?
35:20In that case, I think Ne-yo is better.
35:23It's a bit more open.
35:25I think the nuance is expressed in a good way.
35:30But in Kansai dialect,
35:32I think the priority is to say it.
35:35I think the priority is to say it.
35:39Shirangana.
35:41Shirangana?
35:42Gana is funny.
35:45That's true.
35:48This is a side note.
35:50I want to ask you this.
35:57This is a side note.
35:59I want to ask you this.
36:01Donaiyanen.
36:03What does Donaiyanen mean in standard Japanese?
36:09Donaiyanen.
36:11For example,
36:14if you say you don't like baked sweet potatoes,
36:17you can say Donaiyanen.
36:19Donaiyanen.
36:21Which one is it?
36:23I don't think it's about which one.
36:26There are other ways to use Donaiyanen.
36:29For example, when you do something you don't understand,
36:31you can say Donaiyanen.
36:33What's going on?
36:37What's going on?
36:41When you eat something you don't like,
36:44you can say Donaiyanen.
36:47That's right.
36:49You can use it for other things.
36:51For example, when you go to the bathroom,
36:54you can say Donaiyanen.
36:56Donaiyanen.
36:58That's a good one.
37:00What was that?
37:02What was that?
37:04What was that?
37:06That's a little difficult.
37:08Donaiyanen.
37:10You can use it for other things.
37:12When you have a goal,
37:14you can use it for other things.
37:17What's going on?
37:19What's going on?
37:21What's going on?
37:23What's going on?
37:25The first one might be right.
37:27Let's go to the bathroom.
37:29Let's go to the bathroom.
37:31What's going on?
37:33Is it right?
37:35Is Donaiyanen right?
37:37What's going on?
37:40Is Donaiyanen right?
37:42No, it's not.
37:44Then it's wrong.
37:46I'll give it a try.
37:48I'll give it a try.
37:50I'll give it a try.
37:52I'll give it a try.
37:54What?
37:56What?
37:58What?
38:00What?
38:02I'm sorry to say this,
38:04but according to Nakai-sensei,
38:06who studies Kansai dialect,
38:08what does it mean when you say
38:10Donaiyanen in the Kansai dialect?
38:12Donaiyanen in the Kansai dialect.
38:14Donaiyanen in the Kansai dialect.
38:16Donaiyanen in the Kansai dialect.
38:18Donaiyanen in the Kansai dialect.
38:20Donaiyanen in the Kansai dialect.
38:22Takahashi, do you have a question?
38:24What was the percentage of
38:26finalists' marriage-to-be?
38:28Interesting.
38:30Please answer.
38:32We asked all 199 finalists
38:34if they were married at that time.
38:36The marriage rate has gone up a little since 2015, but there are more unmarried finalists, and the marriage rate has increased by about 15% among all finalists.
38:57I think the reason why the marriage rate has gone up a little since 2015 is because the number of years of marriage has increased.
39:05The number of years of marriage has increased, so the number of people who are getting married has increased.
39:11You're still unmarried, right?
39:13We're both unmarried.
39:16Have you thought about it at all?
39:19No, I've already decided to get married. I have a girlfriend.
39:23You two have a long-distance relationship.
39:25It's been about seven years, but it's been three years and two months since the last time I saw my girlfriend.
39:33What?
39:35It's a romantic scam.
39:36It's not a romantic scam!
39:38It's a complete romantic scam.
39:40No, no, no. I'm officially dating her.
39:43What about you, Mr. Takahashi?
39:44I'm not dating anyone, either.
39:46I'm just drinking and hanging out.
39:48I don't drink at all.
39:50I just drink and walk around.
39:52I have the impression that you spend a lot of time alone.
39:56But isn't it difficult to meet someone
40:00if you drink in Ginza or at a club?
40:04Because the girls at the bar
40:06also come to give me money.
40:10That's a polite way of saying it.
40:12They do it as a business.
40:14Like, can I order champagne?
40:16How often do you go to a bar in Ginza?
40:20I go there 3-5 times a week.
40:22With a pin.
40:24How much do you pay per night?
40:28At most, I pay 168 yen.
40:32That's a lot.
40:34It's the same as my height.
40:36That's why you can't go there.
40:38It's 168 yen.
40:40So you go there 3-5 times a week.
40:42That's a lot of money.
40:44How much do you drink?
40:46I drink water.
40:48I only buy liquids.
40:50What do you do for a living?
40:52I don't do anything.
40:54I don't have a hobby.
40:56I don't have a car, a motorcycle, or an instrument.
41:00I want to have a hobby.
41:02So you don't do anything at all.
41:04I don't.
41:06It's a romance scam.
41:08It's not a scam.
41:10It's a trick.
41:12I don't have a hobby.
41:14I have a job.
41:16How about you, Unagi?
41:18Did anything change after you got married?
41:20We were in the same class.
41:22We were in the same high school.
41:24You are amazing.
41:26You have a child.
41:28We also have a child.
41:30You travel the world alone.
41:32That's amazing.
41:34You travel the world.
41:36You travel for a long time.
41:38I travel for 4 days.
41:404 days?
41:42Do you need to go to Egypt?
41:44I went to Egypt and South Africa in February 2024.
41:46It's a 4-day trip.
41:48It's a 4-day trip?
41:50It's a 45-hour flight.
41:52It's a 4-day trip.
41:54What?
41:56I was on the ground for about two days.
41:58It's almost a flight.
42:00It's almost a flight.
42:02I'm studying for Cessna.
42:04Are you studying for Cessna?
42:06I'm studying for Cessna.
42:08It was my first flight.
42:10I flew over Tokyo.
42:12You flew over Tokyo?
42:14You flew over Tokyo?
42:16Don't do that.
42:18It's dangerous.
42:20There was a instructor next to me.
42:22Both of us were on the steering wheel.
42:24You were on the steering wheel.
42:26I was interested in the story.
42:28I was interested in the story.
42:30I got close to the Skytree.
42:32I got close to the Skytree.
42:34Did you touch the Skytree?
42:36No.
42:38Did you touch the Skytree?
42:40No.
42:42Did you touch the Skytree?
42:44No.
42:46It's really dangerous.
42:48It takes a lot of time.
42:50It usually takes two years.
42:52It usually takes two years.
42:54The price of the flight is so high.
43:02It usually takes a lot of time.
43:04It took 3 years.
43:06And the price was 9.6 million yen just for the license.
43:10What?
43:12I heard it was 6 million yen.
43:15That's a lot of money.
43:16It's a lot of money.
43:17Just for the license?
43:18Yes.
43:19Then you have to decide whether to buy it or not.
43:21How much is the cheapest Cessna?
43:243 to 4 million yen.
43:26It's the cheapest one.
43:28Can you go that far?
43:30I can go that far.
43:31You can go that far?
43:33I'm sure you can go that far.
43:35I'm sure you can go that far.
43:37Can I ask you to do it again?
43:39I think you can go that far.
43:40Can I ask you to do it again?
43:41He's talking nonsense.
43:42Can you go from Tokyo to Osaka?
43:44Yes, I can.
43:45I can go to both places.
43:47I can go to both places.
43:48But I have to pay for the transportation.
43:50I don't have enough gas.
43:52So you can go to Tokyo and Osaka by yourself.
43:54Yes.
43:55How long does it take to go to Cessna?
43:57Cessna is like a bullet train.
43:59Two and a half hours?
44:00It takes a long time.
44:01It takes a long time.
44:02Cessna is like a bullet train.
44:04It takes a long time.
44:05Even if you spend a lot of money,
44:06you can talk about this for the rest of your life.
44:09You can say that you got it just now.
44:11You can say that you got it just now.
44:14You're a traitor.
44:15No, I'm not.
44:17You don't know the truth.
44:19You don't know the truth.
44:21You shouldn't do it.
44:22You shouldn't do it.
44:23People will be very angry at you.
44:24Is that so?
44:25They will beat you.
44:27There is an air raid warning.
44:29That's really dangerous.
44:33This is a side note.
44:35If you look at the VTR, you'll see that when you win,
44:39you flip the cards one by one, right?
44:41And when you're flipping the cards,
44:43Takashi Aikado is taking a reaction to flip the cards one by one.
44:47I didn't take any reaction.
44:50I was just watching quietly.
44:53I don't remember that moment.
44:56I don't know why he's reacting like that.
44:59Normally, you'd be surprised.
45:01If you really look at it, you'll understand.
45:03He didn't react at all.
45:05I don't know myself,
45:07but I think Takashi didn't know the rules when he won.
45:13That's the easiest rule to understand.
45:16But I really look like I don't know anything.
45:19I understand that I don't know the score of the first stage,
45:23but I understand this.
45:25There's a theory that he couldn't read kanji.
45:30Whose kanji is that?
45:31Nishikigoi.
45:33I was shocked.
45:34After that, when Takashi hugged me,
45:37he said thank you in my ear.
45:41That's when I started to cry.
45:44I was hit in the head a lot.
45:48I was hit a lot, and then I said thank you.
45:51I think I cried because my emotions got weird.
45:53It's the same as D.Va's boyfriend.
45:55You'd better not be a serial killer.
45:58What are you talking about?
46:05I'm sorry I said such a bad joke.
46:07I don't know who you're talking about.
46:09Next time, Takada Junji, the man of the hour, comes back with a joke.
46:14I got a mannequin's lower body and displayed it at home.
46:17Are you a monster?
46:18I want to ask you two something.
46:20I don't feel like asking.
46:22I don't feel like asking.
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