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01:22ads, Kirk? Yes, I do. All right. I do, too. Yeah, it makes sense that you didn't ask you,
01:27Whitney. So I was finishing up. I was finishing up my show. I jumped on here and I hear you guys
01:33just I thought I actually thought I was late to the show, which we usually don't do stuff
01:37behind the scenes. We wait for it to be on the air. But Dave was ranting. What was going on?
01:43Well, Ryan read. I don't know if I've ever got what's going on here, Ryan. I just I don't know
01:49if I've ever called him Ryan Whit read a tweet that I just tweeted because I just saw the clip
01:54and it was Taylor one at like media day, absolutely on his knees, sucking Patrick Mahomes cock.
02:02He had his cock down his throat. He was on. Yeah, Taylor wants his mouth wide open.
02:08I've seen the news, but most of the boys is leaving Barstool Sports.
02:11Is it safe to say they can see you as a guest in this upcoming offseason?
02:15Definitely improve, improve y'all's chances for sure.
02:20Follow him back on Twitter. That's just a question.
02:23How do I get on this is a little too much. I know it's fun, but maybe I'll get on the podcast.
02:29We can discuss it further and maybe I'll give him a call back.
02:32Oh, that's fucking gross. He has come on his face. He does. He's like, give me a rag. I have
02:39I have Patrick Mahomes come all over my face. Let me wipe it off.
02:43You pussy tail that you see. That is gross. That is gross. So I tweet. I tweet it on.
02:51Yeah, I tweeted it. Oh, I guess like Boston with the boys is PBS now,
02:57like Boston with the softball questions. I guess that's how you want to get a guest.
03:01And which just brought up the tweet. I just saw the clip five minutes ago.
03:05We're just softball. I guess it's pussy filled now.
03:08Well, I think it's more. I think it's more with, though. It's like the idea of like,
03:12I'm not with this, like I'm all with these monsters anymore. No assholes.
03:16Like, well, now we now we can now we can kiss each other's ass, right?
03:20Like, oh, that's fucking gross. Well, Dave's Dave's I said,
03:25I didn't know Mahomes hated us. I'm like, I did it.
03:28His wife's been getting carved on the website.
03:30When is the last time the wife, the wife, when she got carved,
03:34she was spraying champagne in a frozen buffalo all over the people.
03:38I think her and Jackson Mahomes did a tick tock dance on Sean Taylor's tombstone
03:44in Washington. So when they we were talking about him, everybody was I have no I've said
03:50I like Patrick Mahomes. I think he's a nice guy. Don't anymore.
03:53And this firmly I'm on the eagle side now.
03:57Him one, one literally is going to have to go take a pregnancy test after that.
04:02Oh, he got every drop. I would also say, like, if you're Mahomes in that spot,
04:07I would say that Taylor, well, you work there for a bunch of years.
04:09You didn't fucking object to it. Fuck you. Yeah.
04:12Like now, now Taylor's what Taylor's basically saying is, like, oh, all for
04:16I was playing ball with these losers for a couple of years.
04:18But now I'm now we're free agents now.
04:20You follow up on Twitter. Who gives a fuck?
04:23Back on. I fucking I, I, I hate shit like that.
04:27I fucking hate you. Disgusting.
04:30Oh, gross. Just happened a minute.
04:32We're finally away from those big, bad, ugly bastards.
04:35Yeah, yeah. Those assholes.
04:39You sit around playing slapstick with you last night. This fucking.
04:42Yeah, I know. This is this was that was disgusting to see.
04:46I'm trying to think if there was a hockey player that wouldn't come on
04:50because we were with Barstool, I don't think I'd want him on.
04:52If I left Barstool. Yeah. Oh, you know what? No.
04:54You know what? Rangers can't come on because Dolan hates Barstool so much.
04:58And the Islanders either.
04:59But so it's not really their decision. So all time, Kevin, Kevin Hayes,
05:05he got he forwarded me an email from James Dolan when he was on the Rangers.
05:11It was a company email that said you are not allowed to engage with Barstool.
05:15He sent it to me to Kevin Hayes's defense.
05:19We Glenny Balls went and tried to make a video one year outside opening.
05:25Yeah, no opening night outside of Madison Square Garden.
05:31It was opening day, whatever the Rangers all suits.
05:33Our office is right across the street.
05:35Glenny's like, they won't let me in.
05:37I got so mad. I was like, what are you talking about?
05:40It's like, I'm going to fucking go ring Kevin Hayes,
05:44like because he's on the team and I'm pretty friendly.
05:47I stormed down. You thought it was his decision?
05:50No, I'm going to give it to his defense.
05:52He ignored everybody and he he did.
05:54He's like, I'm talking to him.
05:55I don't give a fuck what anybody says.
05:57So he did. But yeah, I got shipped out the next day.
06:00He was gone.
06:02It'd be wild if just every week now Boston just has like
06:05Barstool haters as their guests every week.
06:07And these two guys, you know, they'll slobber and suck their dicks.
06:12Good for them. Good.
06:14Boston with Sarah Spain.
06:16Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
06:17Business Insider sponsors fucking busting with them.
06:20My home should go on that podcast and bring a box of milk, bones,
06:25little biscuits, and just when he likes the question,
06:27throw those to a biscuit so they can eat it.
06:30You want to disgrace doing trivia this week, doing competitions this week?
06:34I mean, Jesus will took it down, though, right?
06:36Will took down trivia.
06:38Yeah, he did.
06:39They were nice way to leave.
06:40Well, we had the skills competition that I took down last night.
06:44So I mean, I assume these guys are these guys banned for life now
06:47from Barstool events until I get together.
06:51I mean, well, yeah, I should ask that.
06:53Say Will's begging to still be involved in stuff.
06:56So I don't know.
06:58Maybe that screws up my home's future plans with busing with the fucking softball
07:02questions.
07:05Hey, in media day, we're gone from Barstool sports.
07:09So you can come with us now.
07:11What I what I call the other media start shaking his hand.
07:16You made it.
07:17You made it.
07:17You're out of there.
07:18Like every everyone's like a cancer walk when they're getting everyone's clap.
07:22And you maybe they're ringing the bell.
07:24They're ringing.
07:27Well, what a disgusting fucking disgusting.
07:31Oh, that's gross.
07:32That actually makes me physically ill.
07:34I couldn't believe it.
07:35I saw it a second before I came on.
07:37I wasn't even just a disgusting display.
07:40Well, how's it go?
07:42How's the week been so far?
07:45It's good.
07:45Gruden's a star.
07:46He's just like you did.
07:49Did you see the story of how he tried to make coffee?
07:51So me, Dan, you guys are living.
07:54He took it's a coffee maker where you have the filter.
07:57You pour the coffee in.
07:58He took a like a pod and he just dropped it in the top.
08:06I like he thought it was like a Keurig.
08:11Yeah, he is.
08:12Yes.
08:13See him.
08:13Is he is he brain dead?
08:15I think he doesn't know how to make coffee.
08:18XO, Omaha.
08:20You don't know.
08:21Yeah.
08:21And can you talk to him about stuff that's not football?
08:25Yeah, you can talk about anything.
08:26Yeah, he's very he's and you meet so many guys, coaches or players who are top.
08:33He's as down to earth.
08:34He'll do anything.
08:35He's willing to do anything.
08:37Yeah, some of the trivia.
08:38Yeah.
08:38Yeah, he's great.
08:40He's been absolutely great.
08:41So he's been a huge hit.
08:44Yeah, Super Bowl week's always busy, but it's starting to heat up because Thursday people
08:48start getting here.
08:49Yeah, New Orleans is a dump, right?
08:53I actually like I'm a fan.
08:55Yeah, I don't like like Bourbon Street, but I like other areas of the city.
08:59I think it's pretty cool.
09:00Were you at this dinner where there were speeches given?
09:03No, you didn't go to that.
09:05Oh, you weren't there?
09:06No.
09:07OK, I wasn't even in town yet.
09:09Yeah, like 20 speeches given or something.
09:11How often?
09:13Yeah, that was like the Chicago office thing, I think.
09:17Oh, you've been invited to dinners.
09:18Are you like tonight?
09:20The Boston boys invited a makeup dinner, although after seeing this bullshit,
09:24they're going with those guys after that.
09:26This all has happened so fucking quickly.
09:29Oh, I leave in Barcelona.
09:31He probably I don't I don't even know he could be photographed with me.
09:36Like, I'm surprised he wants to be in the same room with me.
09:40That's true.
09:40Yeah, he might.
09:41Yeah, he may want to not do it.
09:42Or if there's a photograph, then my homes won't be there.
09:44And they won't be able to fucking give him fellatio.
09:47That's true.
09:48It's disgusting.
09:51All right.
09:52That day, importantly, we left him.
09:55Finally, that monster is out of our lives.
09:58It's like people leave in Trump's administration.
10:00The first go around.
10:01I'm done with them.
10:02I'm done with them.
10:03It's disgusting.
10:05I saw Mincy had a title to my show.
10:07They briefly Mincy had you see this had a tweet up
10:11briefly regarding selling tickets for the Super Bowl
10:13and deleted it because of the game time thing.
10:16I did not see that.
10:17Yes.
10:18Yeah.
10:18Yes.
10:18I believe that's accurate, right, Austin?
10:22I don't know where Austin is.
10:23Oh, OK.
10:24By the way, it's a joke.
10:26And I I think Moves is very nice, but she's down there.
10:30Awesome.
10:30How how is Rico not involved in this?
10:32Like you got all these people there.
10:34What do you want to do?
10:35Fucking busy.
10:36They had 50 people in a skills competition.
10:39Yeah.
10:39But Moves was there for a reason, though.
10:41Yeah.
10:41Yeah.
10:41Moves is here.
10:42Like, I know.
10:43I know the Neanderthal.
10:44What's Tate doing there?
10:46He's doing the thing for Jerry because Jerry's not.
10:48Yeah, it was that thing last night was theoretically Tate at night.
10:52Moves is probably going to get paid to go drink until she blacks out some college.
10:57She literally has an event tonight at LSU.
11:00Right.
11:01I mean, the dog.
11:02I mean, not to do what is like a charity case.
11:05Yeah, Kirk's right.
11:08The Neanderthal section of what we do just can't grasp the fact that
11:13movie's pretty big in her world.
11:15No, I understand that.
11:18The I mean, the Yak has like 40 people, so they all go.
11:23And that's what happens, right?
11:24I think.
11:25Yeah, that's exactly what happens.
11:27And there are no charity cases there this week, to your knowledge.
11:30No, no.
11:32And no controversy.
11:33Everyone's been pretty good.
11:36Yeah, there's been nothing.
11:37It's been pretty, pretty laid back.
11:41Yeah.
11:41I saw you and Brandon were yapping the other day.
11:43Nothing.
11:44No, I mean, Brandon.
11:46He wasn't somehow originally in that skills competition,
11:50and I didn't want to deal with the crying.
11:52He should have been.
11:53I think he was in full time.
11:54But no, there was no there was nothing.
11:57He was horrible, though, right?
11:59Yeah.
11:59Horrible.
12:00Terrible.
12:01I thought he'd be somewhat athletic.
12:02He's a monster.
12:03Yeah, I thought he was at certain things.
12:05This was this.
12:11He gets it.
12:12Oh, Jesus.
12:14Below his knee.
12:15Always pissed.
12:16He's getting zesty, too.
12:18Oh, he got one.
12:20That was the only one he got.
12:22Thrilled it.
12:22Did you hit one?
12:24No, I didn't have to do this
12:26because each each person at a station Walker's place
12:30kicking at a bucket of shit is the bucket.
12:36Prudent announced this whole thing.
12:38Oh, yeah, yeah.
12:40He had an unbelievable quote.
12:42You have the video of him talking.
12:44It was just recently.
12:45He's talking about he's just sitting in a corner
12:49and he's basically like, you know, a couple of years ago,
12:52I'm sitting next to Mike Tirico on Monday Night Football,
12:55announcing Peyton Manning versus here this
12:58sitting in the booth at ESPN Monday night.
13:01Me and Tirico, Miss Peyton Manning,
13:04you have a career year and Tom Brady.
13:06And now I'm talking about Hank going three for
13:09the American stadium.
13:11No fans, no food.
13:14Somebody handed me a used panera bread turkey sandwich.
13:21How far am I falling off?
13:26He might like it better, though.
13:28Yeah, he he's in like he he does enjoy it.
13:32I mean, he'll he'll eventually coach my guest because he's just obsessed with it.
13:36But you never know when you hire,
13:41you know, celebs, athletes, whatever, how bought in they'll be.
13:44But he is he is bought in.
13:46And I think it's helping like he's his image through the roof.
13:50So it's a win win for everybody.
13:52You know, who is in New Orleans this week with his Clemmer?
13:56For what?
13:57Clemmer's rat race was last night.
13:59Oh, the video that's released online.
14:01He needs to be down there.
14:02It's Chris Clemmer's rat race.
14:04Was it before I throw Clemmer under the bus?
14:08Because I thought that I was like, I saw him walking the street.
14:11I'm like, what the fuck is he doing here?
14:13He drove.
14:14He drove him drove here.
14:15He drove.
14:15He was getting hats or something.
14:17Yeah, he drove.
14:17You don't think he's sending in those gas receipts?
14:21Oh, no, no, I don't know.
14:24I don't know.
14:25Why is he was he was he on air anywhere yesterday promoting it, though?
14:29Because the thing was last night.
14:30I. So he drove down to go on the YAC for five minutes.
14:38That feels crazy to me.
14:39No, that's not going to be there, though.
14:42That's true.
14:42That's true to be there.
14:44He was like helping out and working at that skills competition.
14:48There you go.
14:49There you go.
14:50So you always have praise for Clemmer, then.
14:52So he's got I listen.
14:53Oh, I respect to a degree that now.
14:58Could you be blogging or whatever?
14:59But yeah, if you're going to drive yourself all the way down because you want to
15:03be in the city to like promote the rat race thing you got going on.
15:08I respect that.
15:09That's like a decent amount of hustle.
15:10Fifty five thousand views in 16 hours.
15:13I feel like that's a pretty good start.
15:15Is that what it is?
15:16I don't I don't know.
15:17Right.
15:17I don't know.
15:18That's on the main channel.
15:19I'm not even one day.
15:20Yeah.
15:21And so I work on what?
15:22YouTube main main YouTube channel.
15:24Yeah.
15:25Yeah.
15:26That in that I feel like is slow to like catch up.
15:29Like I feel like those algorithms are day behind.
15:31So, yeah, it's not bad.
15:32I'd love for it to be good.
15:35Would you ever do it against them?
15:37You know what I'm doing after this?
15:38What's that?
15:39The Shannon Sharp podcast.
15:42Club cliche.
15:43Yeah.
15:44Oh, Jesus.
15:46I didn't realize it was like Rogan long.
15:49Oh, I don't know.
15:50Is it really the clips?
15:51I just see the clips.
15:52I mean, right.
15:54Yeah, there hasn't been a white guy on in months and months.
15:57Let's hope it's better than your Rogan performance.
15:59That was just, you know, not one of your best, I'd say.
16:03Really?
16:04I don't know.
16:04Like I've seen that you were talking about like UFC and shit.
16:10Well, I can't like if I'm the interviewee,
16:13don't I have to respond to what like is being asked of me?
16:16I think you're an entertaining guy.
16:18You kind of go on little rants that you know, I don't do little.
16:21That's not how I've never been like a rant.
16:23That's not what I do.
16:24You drop rants on Twitter four times.
16:26All the time.
16:27What are you talking about?
16:28Just do one of those strikes.
16:31If something what?
16:32Yeah, but if you who did I do it about Gladiator two the other day, for example.
16:36So if he I guess that one would work with like, hey, what do you think of this UFC fight?
16:41Well, let me tell you about Gladiator two.
16:43I just don't answer the question.
16:45I think you're a pretty skilled orator.
16:47You can move a conversation away.
16:49I would say I tried on that Rogan.
16:52If you want to pull up the tape, I told him ten times.
16:55I don't watch UFC that I'd ask me UFC question.
16:58I go, I don't watch UFC.
16:59He'd ask me another one.
17:00I don't watch UFC.
17:01What do you want me?
17:02I don't know.
17:03So, hey, what do you think of UFC?
17:05Well, you know, I lost a million on the bills like I.
17:08Yeah, and then maybe that gets him into something else like, all right, maybe I'll try that.
17:12So you know what?
17:14I'm going to say that then if he starts asking questions, I have nothing.
17:18I'm just going to be like, I've been advised to just steer this conversation.
17:21Things I want to take control of club Shay Shay right now.
17:24You can get him.
17:25You could interview him.
17:28I've never guessed.
17:30So there are three hours each.
17:31Are there pretty long?
17:33Jesus.
17:34Some people like my road.
17:35I don't know what to do.
17:36I when I'm being interviewed, I answer the questions I'm asked.
17:42Yeah, Rogan.
17:43Yeah, I don't know.
17:44Rogan, you just seemed a little more like serious.
17:47It was just like it wasn't as like a serious spot, though.
17:50It's a weird spot, I would think.
17:51Like, it's not like it's a lot of laughs.
17:55You don't know the guy at all.
17:56Like, even when I want to Theo Vaughn, it's like I'm not a stand up comic.
18:01No, but you can you can tell a fucking story, though.
18:04I out of the you guys want me to tell us, I guess, just as so it's like, all right.
18:09Yeah, do that.
18:09Yeah, get it off the rails.
18:11Yeah, yeah.
18:11Just disregard anything that's asked of me and just tell stories
18:15that I want to sound like Rob Ryan at the USC press conference.
18:19That was crazy.
18:21But you were right, though.
18:22Gladiator two was horrible, awful, like stunningly bad.
18:27And I saved it.
18:28That was my problem.
18:29I had heard it and watched it.
18:31Yeah.
18:32And it had good Rotten Tomatoes was generally, I believe, that ranking system.
18:36And so I'm like, let me pick a night.
18:38I have nothing else.
18:39I'm very invested because everyone loves Gladiator one.
18:42This movie was pathetic.
18:44Great whites in the Coliseum.
18:46Oh, and like the was it like dogs?
18:48Were they the beginning?
18:48Yeah, the monkeys.
18:50I'm the guy in the new Russell Crowe guy just was not as good.
18:53No, and I don't like how they had like his dad, like the fan.
18:57But they're like, I don't like that.
18:59Yeah.
18:59Did you see a winner?
19:00No, no, I haven't seen it.
19:01I heard it was brutal, so I never watched it.
19:03Jeff told me to watch this show Paradise.
19:06But why are that?
19:07Yeah, it started good.
19:10It's not first episode.
19:11I go, we're in my way.
19:13And then I'm like, now I'm done.
19:14Which show is that?
19:15Is that the one with the world ends?
19:18Nate just wrote like a thing.
19:20So Feidelberg told me to watch it.
19:22I did.
19:23And then I text.
19:26No, I don't know it.
19:27Yeah, the guy from this is us is in it.
19:31Oh, the Sterling K. Brown show.
19:32The yeah, I know you're talking about.
19:33Good.
19:34So I watch Feidelberg's like best first episode ever.
19:38I watched it, texted him after I watched episode two.
19:40I go, this show stinks.
19:42He goes, I was just texting you to try to take it back
19:44because I texted you too quickly.
19:46It nose dive.
19:48One was great, though.
19:49One was I'm now into the new OJ documentary.
19:51I can't believe there's another one.
19:53I got this is the best one.
19:54Really?
19:55I got nothing new.
19:56What's new this week?
19:57I was with you.
19:57But this is like this has all this.
20:00I don't know.
20:01This this is legit.
20:02And I was like, I can't believe there's another one.
20:04But they have all this stuff that wasn't even in the court case.
20:07I knew nothing about.
20:08It's good.
20:09It's about the trial.
20:11No, not.
20:12I haven't got there yet.
20:13OK, I can't imagine anything new to say.
20:16Give it a shot.
20:17First episode, I was shocked at how many things I didn't know.
20:19Now, granted, you may know way more about it than I do.
20:22Did you guys see Nadu and the mafia guy he had on his on?
20:26I did.
20:26It's true.
20:27That was incredible.
20:30The Jews getting hired again, right?
20:32Nadu is not on the hiring.
20:34I mean, he because I'll tell you this.
20:37We have no shot to hire Nadu.
20:39Anytime Nadu has a taste of like popularity or his name.
20:44Like he'd be like, I'll take a three year 40 mil.
20:48Like he goes so far up.
20:51Jack Mack, speaking of those coins, he fucking crushed one.
20:56He picked the coin.
20:57He said, I got my new coin, but I'm going to let you all know.
20:59And then he bought it.
21:00And I think it's double more than double already.
21:03Yeah, well, here's the thing.
21:06You not the three of us can't figure out how to buy the coins he buys.
21:11I am deep in coin world right now, like as deep as I've ever been.
21:16And I still don't know how to buy them when he buys them.
21:19He explained it perfectly on Twitter.
21:21He gave me the direction.
21:22See, I saw that.
21:22I still didn't get it.
21:23Wait, I'm so dumb.
21:24I can't wait.
21:25Wait, I didn't buy it.
21:26I didn't buy it, of course.
21:27I'm so dumb.
21:30You literally could spend the rest of your life trying to figure out
21:35how to buy a coin in a cold wallet, and you wouldn't be able to.
21:38I can't even like deposit a check at like the ATM correctly.
21:42Correct.
21:42So I couldn't either.
21:44No chance.
21:45This is not.
21:46Yes, if you're kind of savvy with you, I have tried.
21:50I can't figure it out.
21:50It's hard to do.
21:51But yeah, these coins are wild.
21:54Like, all right, I'm thinking I think I can make.
22:00Hundreds of millions of dollars within weeks doing a coin.
22:05I but people lose money and you tell people you're going to lose.
22:10It's like anything.
22:11There's going to be winners.
22:12There's going to be losers.
22:14And the people lose are going to say we stole.
22:16We're scumbags.
22:17Doesn't matter.
22:18Even if you tell them you have 50 videos now to show this was all prior to my coin.
22:23You have like you're building the evidence now that I told you.
22:28Yes, I could have a button.
22:30Do not invest in this if you can't afford to lose the money because you'll probably
22:34lose it.
22:35I've had more than that.
22:36I've had more text asking me, hey, I need to find out when Portnoy drops that coin.
22:42And I'm like, and I'm like, I can't even ask him because I think that'll put me in prison,
22:47right?
22:47Like, that would be the one thing.
22:49Sorry, you told me if you texted me early legal.
22:52It is legal.
22:53That's the crazy thing.
22:55It's legal right now.
22:56I mean, the president did it.
22:57That's true.
22:58It's legal to to inside beforehand, tell certain people.
23:01Yes.
23:02And then inside beforehand, tell them when you're selling.
23:04That's yes.
23:05Yes.
23:06All in this world.
23:07It's the Wild West.
23:08It's all legal, all legal.
23:11Oh, you want to tell me that?
23:12You can tell me.
23:13So you would tell us that, right?
23:15Well, you guys won't still be able to buy it.
23:17You wouldn't know how to figure it out.
23:18I would fucking Jersey.
23:19Jerry would Jersey.
23:20Jerry would in like Jack Mack would.
23:23But what I want classic is if you tell people they make so much, then they just quit.
23:30That is Jerry's endgame.
23:31Scam something.
23:32Make a lot of money quick.
23:34I saw that he sent a tweet that he's got a big idea of something.
23:38Yeah, I would love to hear that.
23:40Can we get him on or maybe he doesn't want to say it yet,
23:42but he said it's going to be the biggest thing Barstow's ever done or a flop.
23:46What's he doing?
23:47What's he doing now?
23:48Like, what's he doing?
23:49He's doing the golf stuff.
23:51Oh, a foreplay.
23:52Yeah, I believe.
23:53I don't know what this sick foreplay hat for the Arnold Palmer tournament.
23:56Oh, nice.
23:57That guy, I saw a video of Frankie or Briggs shipping off a green
24:02and then across the green was beef, and he literally took the entire photograph.
24:07There's a picture with Fab Perez.
24:09He makes it look like he's 100 pounds.
24:11Makes it look like it's a Clemmer next to fucking.
24:14Listen, I can't believe I can swing a golf club.
24:17That guy is a scratch golfer.
24:18I know he must weigh 600 pounds.
24:22There's a lot of things people will say about me positively and negatively.
24:27When I'm done with this thing, they won't say when I go fat, I go fat.
24:32Like, I don't fuck around.
24:33I don't.
24:34When I say I got a big guy, I'm not trotting out a medium guy.
24:40Yeah, that's 230 pounds.
24:41Chunky.
24:41I'm throwing dogs at you.
24:43I'm throwing the tank full weight at you.
24:45I'm throwing beef like my guys, Dave says beef.
24:49Beef swallows those guys, though.
24:52Big Ev looks like he has an eating disorder when he's next to.
24:57Like, I've heard they love them already.
25:00Like, everywhere I go, people.
25:02It's usually a combo.
25:04It's a combo.
25:05All right.
25:06I was just with guys does.
25:08I don't know what that kind of huge that Perez.
25:12He's huge.
25:13That's my guy.
25:15He looks like that's my guy.
25:18It's the perfect combo.
25:19They say he can't walk anywhere without people just going beef.
25:23Like, how can you not say?
25:25I would say he's pretty recognizable.
25:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:29I don't think people get how hard it is to hit a golf ball,
25:32let alone be in that size.
25:34And this guy's out there shooting even par.
25:36I'll watch this guy drive the ball 90 yards past me on some course.
25:40And then just snack on you in between the nines.
25:43Just chow.
25:45But he's the nicest guy.
25:47Very nice guy.
25:47Yeah, there he is.
25:50Oh, so that move.
25:54Yeah.
25:54Every does he?
25:55Yeah.
25:56Yeah.
25:57Classy.
25:57Is he a Midwestern guy?
25:59Yeah, that perfect.
26:01I mean, he's playing offensive line for the Chiefs today.
26:05He said before he goes to bed and turns in, he takes his hat off.
26:10Everything he does is like he just finished around.
26:13I love it.
26:15He literally lives his life every moment.
26:18Like golf etiquette.
26:20Like, good night, fellas.
26:21Take the take.
26:23I'm turning in.
26:24I love it.
26:25Jesus.
26:26Yeah, that's right.
26:29Imagine imagine.
26:31Are we going to see a mini golf thing?
26:35Yeah, you assume he has to be in.
26:37All right.
26:38Mini golf, the Ryder Cup, the club.
26:41We're going to look like a toothpick.
26:42Like it's like he'll be holding just nothing, knocking him in.
26:46We're getting very close.
26:49To an update on my creator cup.
26:52I'm not going to call it the creator cup because that's
26:54but I'm getting very close on an update.
26:57Not an announcement on an update.
26:59Yeah, well, just give us the update.
27:02Well, it's not done.
27:03OK, but you feel but you make very close to an update.
27:06Very close to it.
27:07I would I would say we're close on an update.
27:10Yeah, yeah.
27:11Very big to a big update.
27:12OK, good.
27:13The writer Ryder Cups in Massachusetts, I was told.
27:17Yeah, for me.
27:17Yes, for me.
27:19Have you ever played this course that I haven't played it?
27:21But I've heard it's fun.
27:23It's supposed to be great.
27:24Phenomenal to be great.
27:25Yes, I'm pretty.
27:27I'm pretty friendly with the owner.
27:28Yeah, it's on Western Mass, right?
27:30Yeah, it's a big horse guy.
27:32And yes, Jerry, there he is.
27:35Jerry, I didn't mean to put you on the spot.
27:36Can we talk about it yet or no?
27:39Yeah, yeah, it's fine.
27:41It is what it is.
27:42It's all good.
27:42It's not like I mean, if somebody I don't think anybody's going to
27:45take it and run with it, you know?
27:47Yeah, well, what is it?
27:50Is my volume good?
27:50Can you hear me?
27:51Yeah, I got you.
27:52Yep, yep.
27:52Let's see what's going to happen.
27:55Uh, I think I'm going to.
27:56So I'll be doing a lot of stuff with foreplay as well now that the
28:00offseason from football is done.
28:02But, uh, I think I'm going to transition to a full time kid show
28:06like a Miss Rachel.
28:07But Mr. Jerry.
28:09I beg your pardon.
28:12I could like a like a blippy Miss Rachel, but it'll be
28:16Mr. Jerry.
28:17This this actually he said is exactly right.
28:20This could either be the worst thing of all time or the biggest
28:24show in history.
28:25You're exactly right, Jerry.
28:26You're in it.
28:27Brings kids into barstool.
28:29I love it.
28:29Yeah, so it'll be.
28:31It'll be straight.
28:33It's not going to be.
28:34It's not going to be like it's not going to be for stoolies per
28:38se, but they can watch.
28:40I think they'll still watch, but it's more so for the kids.
28:43Nothing, nothing like rated R at all.
28:46It's strictly PG 13.
28:49Well, PG 13, though, Jerry, like in PG 13 movies, you can show
28:52like tits and stuff.
28:53Oh, you can't.
28:55Sure, you can PG 13.
28:56No, no, not not PG 13.
28:58I think you show one PG nine nine.
29:03How about just PG 10?
29:05Yeah, PG, PG.
29:07What do you think of this idea?
29:09I don't get it at all.
29:10I kind of do seeing these kids shows.
29:13Jerry's a dad.
29:14I could I could see it.
29:15You're doing like Mr.
29:16Jerry, like you're the whole show, but you're doing little things,
29:19little events.
29:20Kids come on.
29:23You could bring on different characters, too.
29:25Like I had an idea that I jot down yesterday, just popped into my head
29:28like a little guy, Mincy, Mincy, the mime shows up on the show,
29:33and he's dressed up as a mime.
29:35And I think you keep him away from this.
29:37I think we all end up in prison if that happens.
29:39Yeah, Dave, you've got like nothing.
29:42Well, I mean, I was like, he hates kids.
29:44Jerry on a kid show like I like you said, that is I don't know.
29:49I like I think it's a home run or a miss.
29:52Complete miss.
29:53Untap market.
29:55That's true.
29:55I was trying to I was trying to think of.
29:57So you're trying to get like barstools.
29:59You're trying to get barstools kids to watch it.
30:04You know, Dave, honestly, I think the stories that have kids,
30:08I think they would enjoy it.
30:10And also, I think it could tap a market, too, that Barstool's
30:14audience has never had, which is like, you know, kids that watch.
30:20I could see this.
30:22I also all these guys that have grown up with Barstool and Dave
30:26that they have kids now.
30:29You're you're a beloved, beloved content guy at Barstool.
30:32And it's just I could see this working.
30:34Harry, Harry was just saying the other day, my son, Harry said,
30:37I wish Mincy the mind would come on my TV.
30:39So it could happen.
30:42Yeah, I think there's there's a I think you're right to Kirk.
30:46I think it is just an absolute home run or the biggest miss of all time.
30:52Yeah.
30:53What do you think, Dave?
30:55I don't like it, but I mean, I I have certainly.
31:01Been wrong about stuff like I've always said, not the end all be all.
31:05The proof is in the pudding.
31:06You do it works.
31:08The audience will tell you.
31:09I think it's creative and also Dave.
31:12So if it involves kids, Dave, he's always going to say that.
31:16No, this sounds like it sucks.
31:18Well, no, I'm thinking it.
31:22Roger.
31:23No, no, no.
31:24I'll let Dave go.
31:24I want to hear what he has to say.
31:26Well, it's like if you do a show, it you'll need an entirely
31:30like new way to break in for advertising because our current average.
31:35I don't think like high noons advertise into like eight or drafting.
31:40So like you now, if you do the show, you got to get the audience
31:45and then you got to find new people to sell and a new like
31:48it's stuff that we don't touch at all, which I don't think sometimes people think, well,
31:53we don't know how to sell into that demo because we never have.
31:56So that is not the easiest thing to do when you've never done it before.
32:02What is the target?
32:03What is the target person?
32:05Like how old like what's the is like an eight year old?
32:08Is it a 14 year old?
32:09Is it a.
32:11You know, so I definitely want to do some ABCs, Kirk.
32:14I want to do songs.
32:15I want to do like playing at the playground, building stuff.
32:19You know, I think I think honestly, it's probably zero to or let's
32:23say one one month old to one month old.
32:27Yeah, I the more he talks, the more I hate it.
32:29It's not helping.
32:30That's what I hate.
32:33One year old, one one to ten, one to ten.
32:36Oh, I hate it.
32:38I've just seen these shows.
32:40They they're so goddamn popular.
32:42It's crazy.
32:43They have millions and millions of views.
32:46Crazy millions.
32:48It's crazy, but it can't be.
32:51Jerry's way more entertaining than the other guys doing this.
32:54Well, sure.
32:54But I guess my point is, Jerry, it can't be like a show where it's like a bit.
32:59It's actually a joke.
33:00And it's for like it has to be a kid's show.
33:02If you do a kid show, Jerry, to me, also strikes me as like nightmare fuel for kids.
33:07A little bit.
33:07Look at that face.
33:08I got to me.
33:09That's bad.
33:10That's not like I disagree.
33:12It's like friendly three year old guy.
33:15Very nice guy.
33:17Dave, I'm doing a completely different look.
33:21What do you mean?
33:23Like I'll have to have a like the reason these shows hit is because they have the
33:28same outfit every time they have the same haircut every time or stupid glasses.
33:33Stupid glasses.
33:34Correct.
33:35Yeah.
33:35So you have to play into the look.
33:39Do you have a title?
33:40Did we say the title or no?
33:42I think it'll be maybe Mr.
33:43Jerry or something like that.
33:45Uncle Jerry.
33:46I don't know.
33:46It couldn't be Jerry's case, though.
33:48We can't do that.
33:49Jerry's already taken.
33:50Yeah.
33:51Mr.
33:51Jerry.
33:52Like that gives me the heebie jeebies.
33:54Mr.
33:54Jerry feels like somebody who would get popped on those old day lines.
33:58Why don't you take a seat, Mr.
33:59Jerry?
33:59Yeah.
33:59Mr.
34:00Jerry.
34:00Why?
34:01Why?
34:02I don't know.
34:02I just look at what Barstool does.
34:05The more we sometimes you can't be you have everything like the one month year old market.
34:14Really?
34:15That feels like a limited television watching market.
34:17The one month old, but not one month, maybe not one month, one year.
34:20OK, one year.
34:22Blippi's educational videos for kids has 23 million subscribers.
34:27So, yeah, right.
34:28It's I'm going to guess without the shot, without knowing.
34:33There is a lot more behind these accounts, and I bet a lot of them are connected and
34:37run by bigger than what we think.
34:39I don't know anything about it.
34:40That would just be my guess.
34:42We could get my homes on that one.
34:43I bet.
34:45Fuck that guy.
34:46Dave, could you ever picture?
34:48So I had a vision, too, where obviously Barstool's network been around for a long time, 20 plus
34:53years, very successful.
34:56Could you see a separate entity of Barstool like Barstool kids and a separate network?
35:04I mean, that would be massive, massive.
35:06Would help our rep.
35:09Yeah, big time, big time.
35:11And I will say.
35:12And maybe and maybe and maybe you start them young, too, like, you know, Mr.
35:16Jerry's picks.
35:17He gives you know, like, yeah, right.
35:20Barstool.
35:20No, I don't see us translating to the kid market.
35:24All your fans are having kids.
35:26We've never.
35:27Why?
35:27Why?
35:27You may maybe, maybe.
35:28Although maybe we got to be like Playboy to the punch, like beat Playboy before Playboy
35:33does Playboy kids.
35:34We get we we beat them there.
35:37Well, it's like it's like all these fans with kids, how you get your kids involved and then
35:42keep all the families that love Barstool into Barstool.
35:44This is the beginning route.
35:46Then they turn 12.
35:46They hit puberty and then you go on to only stands.
35:50See, I think the key is if it's actually going to work is like it has nothing to do with
35:53Barstool.
35:53Like, it's just a totally different kids market.
35:56It happens to me on Barstool.
35:58Like, I don't think some guys with Barstool is big.
36:00Oh, I love Barstool.
36:01Some watches my kid.
36:02I don't.
36:02I think it's a completely different audience.
36:06Possibly, but I think I think it'll start.
36:08I think, Kirk, I think it'll start out.
36:10Stoolies with kids would at least.
36:12Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fair.
36:14Yeah, you're right.
36:16You know, it might expand to not stoolies with kids.
36:20I don't know, but we hope so.
36:22It's something that Barstool's never done.
36:24I'm willing to give it a give it a really good try here.
36:27And if it works, I hate it.
36:29If it doesn't.
36:31Yeah, I mean, I hate it.
36:34Hey, Dave, come on.
36:35Come on, Dave.
36:36Well, come on.
36:38I know, Jerry, and he doesn't just not have him.
36:40He hates kids.
36:41He hates kids.
36:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:43No, he definitely he definitely.
36:45Well, I mean, yeah, yeah, I don't like kids, but I mean, you know, there's
36:51a lot of things that I don't have or markets we're not in where I'm.
36:55Yeah, I'd like to be in every market.
36:57I don't I don't see the natural fit of us being a kiddie show.
37:05Yeah, Dave, you should give you should give a look at Blippi's views and miss Rachel.
37:10Well, I'm not saying there's not a market for that.
37:14Like, I'm just saying I don't see our natural entry point to that.
37:19But in fairness, Dan runs Chicago.
37:22So this would be up to Dan, correct?
37:26I wouldn't prevent anybody from doing anything.
37:28I love just just my human interest level.
37:31Dave, aren't you interested in watching the pilot episode of Mr.
37:33Jerry?
37:34Just just to see what it looks like.
37:38No, I can't have less interest in this.
37:43OK, well, all right.
37:44OK, well, I absolutely can't have less interest.
37:48And I don't get how just saying I mean, I do like I don't dispute the views.
37:53Like what's it ASMR or whatever?
37:55There's lots of sure things you can go down that have huge, huge views.
38:00Just be like, well, this has huge views.
38:01We should get involved.
38:02It's like I don't think it's that easy.
38:04And I don't think Jerry I don't see Jerry like Jerry, maybe because I know him.
38:09If I had to do a list of people I thought could do the show
38:12and be good, like and fits my mold, he'd be towards the bottom.
38:18Yeah, see, I think he could like play a character perfectly.
38:21I think of him as somebody.
38:22That's what it's all about.
38:23Well, he's going to do well.
38:25Yeah, he's going to do well.
38:26All right, Jerry.
38:27We'll talk to you.
38:27Good luck.
38:28See you, Jerry.
38:28Yeah.
38:29OK, thanks, guys.
38:31I didn't expect that.
38:32That didn't expect that one.
38:35I mean, he is sort of good.
38:37Well, it's a thing.
38:38We were just saying that he would try to scam through a meme coin to retire.
38:42But that's the kind of thing where people do do this.
38:44They think, well, this market has eight hundred and seventy six billion views,
38:48so I'll do it and it'll be successful.
38:49It's not always that simple.
38:51Correct.
38:52And he is sort of I love Jerry, but he's sort of like, you know, a teenage.
38:57You've seen a teenage girl like one day she wants a pony.
39:00The next she wants a unicorn.
39:02The next you want to bike.
39:03The next she wants to be a professional pianist.
39:05Next she wants to do that.
39:07He he moves pretty quick and loses interest pretty quick.
39:11Do you think it'll ever be?
39:12Do you think it'll ever be an episode filmed of this?
39:15And I do.
39:16I do.
39:18At least like a pilot.
39:19And Dave, I disagree.
39:20Like, I think he could actually more than most people at Barstool play a character.
39:26Like, I think he could do that pretty good.
39:28Yeah, he can play character.
39:31But I mean, he's still Jerry.
39:33I know his voice is funny, though.
39:34Kids.
39:36Yes, true.
39:37What if this thing blows up?
39:39Oh, what a story.
39:41I mean, again, I certainly have been wrong.
39:45So I just don't see it.
39:46And I don't imagine it blew up.
39:49And then the hit pieces were like, look at how he's talking to his mother
39:5210 years ago in this video.
39:54I know.
39:54I know.
39:55So I see what happened, by the way.
39:57Yo, I assume you're for the Eagles now this weekend.
40:00Yeah, absolutely.
40:01That's sealed it.
40:02I was on the fence.
40:03Yeah.
40:03Chris Jones is my neighbor.
40:06I was rooting for the Chiefs.
40:08Chiefs.
40:09Chris Jones.
40:09He lives two doors down from me.
40:11I hate Philly.
40:13I hate Philly.
40:16Hey, if you don't like me, I don't like you twice as hard.
40:19So like if my home doesn't like us and will and tell the lawns going to go out there and
40:24be his pet, his little toy, then I don't like any.
40:30Yeah, but you're rolling that tonight you go to dinner with Luan, who was OK with the
40:34by that definition, you shouldn't.
40:36This is all happened really quick.
40:38Right.
40:39Right.
40:39What?
40:41Yeah, I think he's kind of just like, oh, I'm fake mad.
40:44Yeah, it's not like real mad.
40:46Not me.
40:48Yeah, I thought that was a dog shit question.
40:51Yeah, but you angrier at my homes or at Taylor?
40:55More teller than my home.
40:56OK, all right.
40:57OK, yeah.
40:58And Will was not there.
41:00Correct.
41:01Yeah, and he said he didn't like Will still.
41:04That's good.
41:05How much are you betting on this game?
41:07I'm not a ton, probably.
41:09No, nothing jumps out.
41:10I'll tell you, Gruden has had an interesting time trying to figure out how Dan and I are
41:15betting like 100 grand on a college basketball game.
41:20He's like, what are you guys doing?
41:22I think that's not I guess the sensible way of thinking.
41:25I think most people are like, what do you ask 20 times?
41:28Wait, you just won 100 grand on that?
41:30Yeah.
41:31What do you mean?
41:32I had 100 grand on the over in LSU, Georgia last night.
41:36We won by half a point.
41:39Dan was telling me how bad the year's been gambling for him.
41:42I had to guess like seven times before I got the number right.
41:45Like you guys are lunatics.
41:48It's crazy.
41:49Cree possibly.
41:51I've got responsibility with draft kicks.
41:52All right.
41:52You're going to do Shannon Sharp's thing now.
41:54Yep.
41:55All right.
41:56Yep.
41:57All right.
41:58I can't make it next week.
41:59Why is that?
42:00Because we're in Montreal and we're interviewing all these old.
42:03All right.
42:03So let's take the week off.
42:04Unless something major happens.
42:06All right.
42:06So two weeks from today.
42:07Yep.
42:08All right.
42:08We'll see you then.
42:08All right.