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00:00Alright, we're live and been on for the last couple of weeks. How you guys doing?
00:04What's up, guys?
00:06I'm good. Good. Glad to hear it. Why are you smirking Whitney?
00:10We haven't seen each other in a while. I'm looking to catch looking forward to catching up
00:14Sorry for being a good mood. It's nice to see your face Dave. Geez. Why are you so you'd be nice?
00:18Let me do some we got a bunch of ads. Also the dump button before it's gonna be harder than before
00:24I don't I the only person who spoiled this so far as you Dave, so
00:28Just a little mince, but I'm saying
00:31Gaz gave me a warning that you were consistently spoiling it last year Kirk. Oh me. Yeah you
00:38When when did I spoil it?
00:40Spoiling it last year. That's what Gaz said gas gas gas
00:45No, I'm not
00:46Gaz was like he was saying things that I like I knew because I was on the show
00:50But nobody else would I'm just saying we have the dump button ready. Yeah, fuck up. Go ahead
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02:08Okay
02:09well a couple of notes first before we get into all this stuff because we have a bunch to get to so
02:13During surviving because it's Tuesday Wednesday Thursday the episodes we've decided to do
02:18The show's Friday right going forward until it's about a great idea Kirk. Yeah. Thank you. Yep. Yeah, Dave was really
02:24Do you think we should move?
02:26Surviving I got a lot of complaints, but people complain that it should be seven o'clock on Thursdays because the football game
02:31Although yesterday was kind of an unusually good football game. I think most the time people aren't I don't think that's a terrible idea
02:38But it's hard to midstream. Yeah, it feels nitpicky. No. Yeah, I feel it's a little nitpicky
02:44I'm rattled that it's four more nights though till the next episode
02:48That's a long way to go
02:51All three of us are still can I say we're still alive? Is that okay? Yeah
02:54Yeah, we're all still spoilers that there will obviously be spoilers from the past three episodes in the show
03:01Yes, if you are behind and you don't want to know what's going on. Don't watch this right now
03:06Yep, so we're still alive Whitney and I were texting a bunch last night's episode
03:10Everyone's a bunch of players in the game. We're texting back and forth people are new. It seems like the reaction
03:14Is great so far seems like people are really editors editors on this show do a
03:20Spectacular job. Yeah, they're really I mean when you think of the amount of time
03:24That they film us just one of us during the course of a given day
03:27You know, it's all day
03:29There's three or four cameras so that crystallize that into 60 minutes is and they have it be coherent is pretty remarkable fast
03:35Do really?
03:37my favorite I
03:39must have watched this clip a
03:42Thousand times Jerry and Rico in the bathroom. Yeah, pretty good when
03:47When Rico told Jerry he put the fake clues
03:51Told him where the fake clue was told him which one it was and Jerry still fell for the fake clue
04:00It was different
04:12I told you
04:20Yeah, he did tell him something else but he told he told him exactly what it was and where he put it and it
04:27Like he told him what it was. So I I don't
04:30Just surreal my very had such a chance. I feel to go far, but he
04:37He never called me
04:38I saw Taylor say I never got a call from him and then he was kind of gunning for Taylor early
04:42But he totally just like overplayed the game. I would say he called me probably 20 times
04:48No kidding leading into it. What would he say? You'll be okay. Are we together? We together? We're the last two, right?
04:54We're not gonna break right you and I right and I'm like, yep
04:56You bet absolutely, of course knowing that like Jerry and I get along
05:00I knew he was having these because other people reach out to me like yeah, Jerry called me
05:03I'm like, well, I don't know what to do with this piece of information
05:06Except you know, it's it's not gonna end. Well, he I think he got so close last year
05:10He smelled it last year. He got a big kill last year. I think you
05:15Right. Yeah, I
05:16Want to kill him the whole game
05:18I can't tell to watching it when you know what's happening like whether
05:22He got so much air time
05:24like that should have been a heads up like he was about to get the axe because they were really building him up as
05:30The capo and all that stuff and that and go that clip with biz out
05:36What's that? The one that is where he's like
05:39God fathering him in the corner
05:42It's everything's gonna be okay. Just you stick behind this thing
05:45You would think Jerry's the dawn of the bricks
05:51Okay
05:54I'm a follower. Are you?
06:00Your ideologies
06:16Guys on the ground
06:18Well, I think he just he just never knew that especially tale that the rest of those guys
06:23I trust a jerk to some extent but the people keegs and Taylor
06:27They just didn't trust him at all and after a while
06:30You can only advocate for somebody so much then they stop trusting you and then you're fucked
06:34Yeah, so at some point you gotta be like we got it
06:36We gotta move on here now does does now where he said like I these people are dead to me
06:42My hands are clean my hands. I know I know you were you see he said he in a very vintage
06:49Jerry he's like, I'm gonna just bully these people online
06:54I
06:56Don't know if the game ends it's like here it is, but I'm just gonna make their life miserable
07:04Boy that was yeah, he was
07:06He was I mean, I'll never do anything with any of those people ever again. They don't really matter to me at all
07:14Yeah, it's one of those things like I hated Jerry so much
07:18After he bounced me and then time passes and get over it
07:22So, I don't know where he is at mentally because this show we finished
07:26What no, yeah a couple months ago, so I don't know where he is now
07:30I will say another thing and I've seen a lot of people obviously and it's on the sheets the mincey fall out of him missing
07:36And I was like, well, he's a joke, but everyone's like why'd you put him on the show?
07:40Yeah, I mean, he's an electric factory on the show. My favorite clip so far is mincey looking for the shoes
07:46It's all our names are there but
07:49Doing there. Can you is he actually illiterate like that's something like maybe like an after-school special you find that the kids illiterate
07:55I was like I've had a
07:57There's a school of thought that he replaced chicken fry
08:01Super late and maybe his name wasn't on there. I thought it was it was wasn't I don't know the thing about it
08:08Dan and I talked about this separate to the game because Dan fucking hates him and it's like I
08:14Don't know whether he's just that stupid
08:17Like he I think I think you could be a character like mince. He'd also be an asshole though both
08:22Yeah, I think he's the thing with me. I don't even know about I think just be like the thing with the bet is
08:28Like that you would you would fire some people for that. Oh
08:32Absolutely. Yeah, I mean I said we said before Kirk this guy's unfireable. He can't he can't be fired
08:37Well, he has been fired, but he's been brought back but like anybody
08:41Gets in Saturday night for that bet, but then you see him. Yes, but then you see him trying to fill out
08:49Thing and he literally
08:51Do it
08:53You are incapable of divorcing yourself from somebody who looks like that. You just can't fire somebody like that
08:58I don't think I know you could ever do it. I mean look. Oh, that's his pattern right there. That's his guy
09:02Like that's a type like there is nobody else
09:06Yeah, double okay, there's nobody else at the company who can bring what he brought to this show over like I'm calling him stupid
09:14Then I'm the one like do you think he's scheming something and David?
09:17No, and it just cuts over them in bed. It is
09:21Never you know like Gilly. I'm like is he some kind of mastermind that I don't like he's fucking with us the whole time
09:28You don't think there's any scheming from minty. No
09:35There are there are two groups of players in surviving there are those who lie around
09:40After they lose a challenge and then there are those who are up scheming
09:43It's literally like 50-50 some people just like fuck it. I'm staying in bed the Jerry the Jerry kill
09:49I would say for the most part if I got to go back and like and Robbie
09:54Those are two kills where the game started like
09:58You know Caleb. I don't know what he was doing. Yeah, that was simple. He wasn't playing
10:05Who else I don't even know who else is right?
10:08Wallow going to the shower right after we that's not playing
10:13That's a and it's silent in the room and then he gets up and he's got his toiletry bag and it's like no
10:18Well, he's gone. Yeah, so there's like to me
10:22And I don't think this is a spoiler. The show hasn't even started. No, it or for sure. It hasn't started
10:29So, you know, I was surprised the first episode was an hour and a half because to me
10:34Like not much happened, it's like I guess they're setting the stage getting everybody there
10:38Yeah, but the show really has a start in Scott gets done. Well, I mean
10:43I don't know how they view like the trending we're pushing people are rumbled because it's uncensored by the way
10:49Yeah, what is the difference? Yeah, I was gonna ask what's you can't swear on
10:54YouTube you I didn't think of that
10:56You can't you can't do any of the weed stuff on YouTube like there's a lot of little things
11:02I was blurred out on YouTube with what? Yeah, they showed Gilly. Yeah, right
11:06There's more like licking one, but the Kirk he was was he smoking in the room. I had to sleep another room
11:12It's fucking all that day. Yeah, you hotbox that room. I don't even know like he's on such a different planet
11:18He doesn't know anything. He was like in the middle of the first thing. He's like, is it over?
11:25Like you think it's old like he didn't know what he had no idea what was fucking going on
11:30Different the best part was him him like he's done. I'm done. I'm done
11:34And then the vote comes out Jerry and then he kind of like looks and then he's like on Jerry
11:40And then he's laughing at Jerry. You're going home. He's not for Jerry. That was tough for Jerry
11:43That was a tough Jerry must have wanted to kill him, but he won't he smoked
11:48He smoked
11:5015
11:52Joints a day. Yeah, that was a no
11:54He's like I'm not doing it if I can't smoke I smoke all the time and I don't care smoke all you want
11:58But then what how much he smoked it? I couldn't believe it
12:02I couldn't believe he was standing up. You can smell it. We were doing like like competitions
12:07They just went through the whole thing. Another clip. I do like is when Rico
12:12Admits to you that he's the source. He's telling us stuff. I think it's me you and Rico. Yeah, that was crazy
12:17It's just it's just Rico and he he double lied. We're good. I'm good. Yeah
12:22Okay, Sam, we heard we heard
12:25that's
12:27That's who's who's who's telling people
12:32Arian I would tell you who told you
12:38We got a leak
12:49Is he that dumb I haven't talked to him I don't see me there
12:52Climber he was in the room with clever. I'm ready. Don't know Clemmons specifically didn't tell me where you want it, right?
12:59Okay
13:00How was Kayla?
13:02Kind of checked out. I think so. It's can't with this. It's Caleb. I just couldn't say it for a while
13:09Park
13:15He told will right he's like it's Caleb and then he tells Dan I can't why I just couldn't tell you that because I didn't
13:22Want to say in front of well, I don't know. I like but that's Bosco. I mean Bosco was spying on me the first two days
13:30Every time I turn around there's be a little crack in the door and Bosco just peeking out looking at you. Yes
13:36You know what, you know, what's buying on me, you know, it's bullshit that I didn't know is that I thought it was up near
13:43The testimonials like that was sacred that was off but people were listening in to testimony. You're making money
13:48Apparently, I didn't think that was even well, you didn't think that how about Jerry putting a listening device and that's illegal
13:56Thing he put a camera. He put a camera and like Megan making money spent
14:03For that
14:05Why don't you go change your underwear
14:08The other one is uh, I like Aaron Foster, he's a good guy, but he's playing going into games thing
14:14I can't lie to anybody like I don't know
14:17Yeah, but that that's like playing that's like that's like I want to say I'm like that's like you're playing clue
14:23You're playing a board like you can lie. It's not he's also been on a reality show and he watched all of them
14:28I was uneasy on that. I didn't know what he was doing because he and he asked his way into the game
14:34And then he also used the fake idol which a mate Roan what a move that was that was
14:41Unbelievable. So it was a crowd. I'm not screwed over
14:45With the with the Rico idol and then if I remember this correctly, he's on my team
14:48He just cuz we're there he ordered stuff from Amazon that day and got it and put it together
14:54I think he had no I think
14:57Months prior. Oh, man, you might be right you might be
15:00Then Arien he he used the idol for himself the fake idol, but then he had still voted White Sox
15:06They're like get you and me, right? Oh, he should have yeah, that was the that was yeah
15:12Yeah, that made no sense. Yeah, I think you thought you were dead, right?
15:16They had no idea what was happening. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, Jesus and the other
15:24It did look real
15:25Thing that cracked me up was I think there's a clip of Clem are saying like I think I'm kind of running the team
15:34He's a for reference, yeah, he said he was running the team
15:38there were
15:39also with the
15:41Like I caught a lot of strays for Marion like him my team like not physical not doing I haven't really done anything
15:47Like but I hadn't I didn't like been the worst Whitney. You've been the worst in the
15:54Zone so the editors the editors did me real dirty on the balance beam because I did have too early for this was
16:13In front of us you're almost thinking your head are they just is he just not doing the technique, right?
16:18It's my man's is too weak and not strong enough to pull the slingshot
16:22This was maybe the most embarrassing display of athletic ability in the history of my life
16:27I was just like a little old lady is fine. I
16:33Was thinking accuracy and then the first one hit and Dan's like what are these made out of in my head?
16:40I'm like, well that was going 10 miles an hour
16:42But then when I saw it looked over and saw Kelly on her back
16:47From her chin, I was like, oh
16:49And I knew I go. This is gonna look horrible. Yeah
16:52Yeah, you got replaced also another funny thing and you had the funny line with biz
17:00screaming instructions
17:02Knowing ways the pieces or anything crazy like he was very he was generally very laid-back
17:08Yeah, most of the most of the time was in those first couple got three episodes, but for some reason something snapped there
17:13I don't know
17:16Yeah, yeah, he got super and it's not productive at all. Like no, yeah, he had no idea what's going on
17:22it's also helpful that somebody screaming at you could have had a
17:27Like curtain in front of them and he would have been screaming on what to do
17:31It's like you you have absolutely no idea what is going on with that puzzle and he's screaming at him from the other side
17:38Oh, we should oh, yeah, this must have driven them nuts. They were talking to each other like just walk him out
17:47I tried to say to him relax, but he did not he was not feel
18:04You had screaming at moves and keys like from the parking lot
18:16I'm doing great. I love people. We were so far away. Yeah
18:22They got me on the balance one looking bad. We finished that one first. We got to the end first
18:28That's a real balance was fine. I got edited a little bit on there
18:31Francis has been a star of the he's hilarious. He's done of the original the first group, but uh,
18:38Yeah, we should also mention Smitty's gone, too
18:42Yeah, that was that was that was tough to see that maybe
18:46In hindsight of everything that happened on this show and and I was right after that
18:53Yeah, I mean the people I had nothing to do with it. I had a people. What do you mean? It was all you your team
19:00Was it? No, it's my team was your team. Oh, you're saying you had nothing to do with him losing his mind
19:05No getting the axe. Oh, yeah, but he had no. Oh, he was so calm
19:11I
19:14Know he that smile on his face
19:16And then he gets once once the first two like Smitty names came up. You can see the look on his face
19:20He thought it was he thought his pre-show planned, which I don't know how anybody can think, you know
19:25Appreciate you don't even know what teams are on
19:27But then you go get your bags and you got to see people and it's awkward and they walk
19:30So, who does he see you're standing there?
19:33Now you were standing on purpose waiting for him. No, I had no idea
19:37This in one of the dumbest said you made him hot he made you home was the two
19:44I
19:45Was right next to him literally saw it. It was not planned. We were walking down the hall together. He turned it look
19:49He's like I can't believe that just happened. Yeah, right. I did not plan it
19:53I it was it's a little different now since the last but yeah, I was very excited. I will say our
20:00Lawyer with one in hindsight something I've thought is the dumbest thing I've ever heard because there was a clip
20:06of
20:08Smitty trying to form an alliance with me and he's like go research this season of survivor this
20:15Alliance, it's two people. I guess you'd never think would align. So he was trying to do that with me further
20:20I'm like, where was that clip? Why was it in there?
20:22And they're like, well, they don't want they don't want people to think it was too connected to survivor
20:31Called survivor
20:33It's crazy, it's literally like that in if we ever got sued and we went to court
20:40That would be it
20:42Very different shows, but Smitty compared it to an crazy really fucking tortures and stuff when you get a little
20:51It's crazy, yeah
20:54We should mention that unless you guys have any more surviving thoughts or no
20:56No
20:57I will say the first two episodes were number one number two training on YouTube and we're pushing to
21:01so that's great, and I don't know how they do that because
21:05Just I I wanted a thought just on our numbers that would have been trending
21:09I mean there are a lot but I think it may be a combo
21:12when you have an hour or an hour and a half show and like
21:16250,000 I mean the first episodes I think up to
21:19600,000 if you have that many people watching that long of a program
21:23That's like insane amount of minutes as opposed to like a 30-second video going viral and we won't I'm not gonna spoiling
21:30I'll just say like Dave just said it's just started and it can't go hasn't started it gets no it gets crazy
21:36Show has not started. It gets crazy. That's right. I'm I'm laughing. I'm laughing watching these shows
21:42So I don't know if like the stuff I'm laughing at if you weren't there you wouldn't because it's just like I'm remembering things
21:47But I'm with people that are watching with me and they're loving it and I'm like this isn't even fucking
21:53It's like the weirdest like you'll go in to take a piss or whatever and literally you'll just walk by like Jerry and Rico having
21:59that conversation
22:02You'll see mincey just wandering like it's just walking into this bizarre world for a clip of I think somebody sees
22:10Gilly and biz talking and business business like I just want to smoke
22:16I wasn't too worried about the game playing between those two Rico walking back and forth in front of that popcorn machine just like
22:22Oh
22:28Every time I would buy it and then he's like, you know Kirk you say he punches down
22:33He brings mincey over and shows him a no eat that. I hate that. Yeah, that was the
22:39absolute
22:41Rico in a nutshell that dumb smirk like I'm gonna pick on mincey
22:46And by the way didn't fool mincey at all for a second
22:49No, no, you can tell mincey was like what the fuck
22:56That's vintage Rico
22:59No problem mincey fucking hauled off and hit Rico in the face
23:03Would he ever do that to one of us? No, never. It's no chance
23:13Cuz I
23:16Was a good player you distract her own for an hour
23:18I can almost make the case for that but like this is just look at that that that's that face that that is the real
23:23Rico boss
23:25Somebody I was talking somebody the other day though. I got love Rico. I'm like, yeah, but he's a really bad guy
23:30That's that's that's Terrence May Rose right there. That is the guy that is an absolute
23:35Yeah, yeah, that's the real Bosco
23:39kids in lockers in high school
23:42But like the kid who has like, you know one leg where the kid who's
23:46dying of leukemia he is
23:49He is the definition of a bully and a jerk and that he couldn't he can't contain it all time
23:55But he has no choice. He is
23:58Literally like when Dwight Schrute in the office gets power for a second
24:03He becomes like the biggest asshole to everybody that'll be like if something happened and Rico elevated like to the top of the top
24:10Oh
24:14He's like an egomaniac with an inferiority complex
24:18Sides coming. He's also like maybe 4% smarter than Mincy. Maybe he's great in the show though. He's like, oh, yeah
24:27He's like why did some people get like the repeat invites it's like the crazy crew
24:35Makes things happen like they're you need that element of just
24:40Craziness and and he has it
24:43So, but yeah, he's a jerk. I've had to have that discussion people don't get more. This guy's hilarious. He's so nice
24:49So funny. Yeah, he's funny. I mean, I like him. He's been here forever, but he's a really bad dude at the core
24:54He's a bad app. We're either one of you searching for idols. Yeah, I did. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm
25:01And seeing them they're just I
25:03Walked into them and I miss them
25:05I know how I miss the the one that Jerry got was kind of
25:08But like the first one that Francis cousin kind of I miss that fucking yeah, Jerry like stops and throws the towel up
25:16Like the police are watching him great when he misses he knows he's he's like, oh fuck he's throwing shit
25:23Broke that he also threw the the the torch to defeat
25:28He was so fucking pissed after that it was unbelievable you mean God Jesus
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28:01but last thing was is that something that Jerry's done to you before where he what did he he wanted a
28:08$50,000
28:10What was he saying? So he told me that
28:13He found the key I think yes, that's right any and he's like you can't tell anybody on my team
28:19I'm like, I won't he's like if you do you owe me
28:25$50,000
28:28But you took his hand so you know, I wasn't gonna tell anybody on his team I wanted
28:34You want to kill Jerry? I wanted to kill Jerry. Yeah
28:37I don't know what he was planning to do with me probably kill me
28:41But when I found out Jerry was out I was like, oh did he call you before the show?
28:48Yeah, he talked to me. Yes, but he'd already got you last year
28:52So, yeah, I mean, I would never trust him in that game at a million fucking years
28:55No, you can't you can't trust him fully. No way
28:58So who on your team Kirk besides you and Rome did he consider in his Alliance? I think that was it
29:04Yeah, so he was just around the other
29:06And he was like talking he was doing things like and I was telling him like slow down like I know Taylor references a couple
29:12Of times like Taylor had a good job in the first challenge and Jerry's like, you know a kid you might you're alive
29:17You might be alright
29:20Don't do that. Like don't think of it as a high school coach talking to a freshman who had a good like exhibition game
29:26It's like I like to look to you kid
29:30But he can't help himself, you know, I think and I think if he had finished like 10th last year
29:36He would have been okay. I think he got so close. He could smell it this year
29:39I think he got almost too excited. So so yeah, so yeah, it's a back next Tuesday, right back next Tuesday three more days
29:46Yeah, let's uh, we just showed the picture of biz. Look we have it. We've been on since this fucking biz story happened, which is
29:53Unbelievable. I don't even really fully understand it still I will say this
29:59Mm-hmm
30:00These people make me nervous. Not a lot of people make me nervous
30:04Dave that's what my I'm like, oh, you're worried. I'm not what I'm not worried. Here's the thing
30:12How are these people have nothing to lose they're not you can't find them like first off these guys
30:18They they're gone. Like they have a court date. I think in two days. I'll never be right. They're done
30:23They're gone. So but there there is a giant crew thousands of these people
30:29It's like I get why biz is so upset obviously like that
30:33Mentally physically everything he's gone through and then there's a part of me where I didn't go through anything
30:38And I'm like, can we let this one sleep, but I understand, you know
30:41It is one and I've had a couple of those instances in 20 years doing bars to one in particular
30:48I remember I made fun of like a fat guy with a pretty girl and I got a call and it was like somebody
30:54You don't want to fuck with basically and I just let it go and like oh, I didn't know that
31:00But this crew
31:02Like what you can't shame them
31:04There's nobody connected to them who cares what they did all family
31:09They're over what they do and they have crimes that are capital in their history like murder murder in you know
31:16Beating but like what what are they? What do they do? Iris gypsies? But how do they live? How do they say?
31:22Hey, they have tons of money
31:24I mean, there's pictures and videos of these guys at Pebble Beach and the Super Bowl from what I've gathered like
31:30Businesses, right? Yeah, like they'll go to somebody's house from my elderly people. Yeah, it's like hey, we we did a pave
31:37We paved me right guys
31:39driveway, we have extra supplies we can do it for you for cheap take the money, but
31:44How are they not in jail? Like how are they because you can't find them and that's why business but they were so they were
31:50But they were arrested that night. No, I know that's the thing business
31:53Like this is a joke that first off
31:55Whatever let him off. No bail. They didn't even pay bail. They're just gone
32:00And they were but I think there's a couple thing. First of all, of course, they were like Barstool guys
32:05It's crazy. Like one of them was like
32:07Commenting on our shit. Yeah going at Frank a lot but
32:12And this is a larger thing. I'm no expert like aren't jails overcrowded
32:17So like you're gonna put guys and bar fights in jail. I don't think they're like it
32:21Oh, but Dave you arrest somebody like that you do a search on their priors and their history then it's different
32:27Yeah, I just like the criminal record then it's different than if you get to a bar fight
32:32You have no I don't know that they do have lengthy criminal records
32:35They're just no but the story of
32:37Biz talking about the kid in the lime-green shirt and that was the original
32:41Attacker of him at Houston's and then for a video to come out of that kid
32:46Suckering some poor little restaurant worker at a golf course an hour before it's like
32:51That's exactly what I saw him do at Houston's is the same thing walking up to a guy who's gonna bury him
32:57And yeah, no a girl too. I think
33:00It's what do you do when when anybody connected these people like so what we fight we don't pay we do scams
33:06We fucking murder you got the woman who beat her fucking kid and is then wearing the her mugshot as a shirt
33:14It's like outside of them
33:16being dead or in jail
33:19they don't care so it's a
33:22Frightening group of people when there's no shame like most of the time
33:27You somebody gets caught they apologize like they're fit
33:31It's something how do you punish people who do not give a fuck? Well, you put on you put them in jail, correct?
33:38Yes, but a long time. I mean, you know judge says to one of the guys like December 9th
33:43I'm gonna let you go. You'd be back. He's like, I'll try sure. Yeah, maybe
33:47All right. Let's say this guy's only been in jail for like bar fights
33:51How long can he keep somebody in jail for a bar fight? That's true
33:54I want to do a great job digging in on I will say that yeah, that's a guy may be crazier than that
33:59Yeah, he's not that's not his name. Obviously. We were gonna have him on chicklets, but he's like, I don't want like I'm anonymous
34:06But he is he is digging up more and more and the one thing I'll say is I think a big part of this is
34:12Them staying off the radar with all these scams and different moves that they pull
34:17So I think there's some of them that are pissed at these six like you you're you have us in the news again
34:23So maybe there's some infighting but the fact they're all related and all like one of them
34:27One of them's like brother or something like murdered their housekeeper
34:30It's just it's just a group of people that you you wish you didn't even know existed
34:35That's cuz I may be a dumb question wit like where was anybody else to help biz out?
34:39It's one of the craziest things I've ever seen
34:43Seven guys are beating him up and nobody just tries to step in at all
34:46well
34:47Biz said like he left the restaurant cuz he's like I kind of wanted to be able to back up as they were coming
34:52Yeah, I think looking back had he stayed in like somebody but once they were out you think everyone's sitting there eating
34:58But then they're just like, all right, that's over
35:00But when he first went up to him to help this guy this manager like yeah
35:04You'd think some guy or somebody would have stood up and and helped him out
35:08That was that was the craziest part to me that you know
35:11Maybe the craziest part could have been biz saying he goes there six to eight times a week. I don't worry
35:16He's a creature habit creature have like I love this place. I go like 42 times a day
35:21Well, he's been telling them wait, you see this this underwear ad I did in surviving bar
35:27Going before that came out. I did see your tweet
35:29I think it was you with and I did recognize some of those attackers from a couple of men. Oh, that shows
35:34Yeah, I saw the mug shots immediately. I say I've been to a KMS live show that
35:40I've seen those six guys sitting next to me chanting my my car. What about Bucci?
35:46retweeting the one with Riggs
35:50Who did that I think Tommy
36:05So a couple of these guys I saw
36:07Nikki and Tate were not happy that the mince he was in and they weren't in surviving. You see those a blog
36:12I did I mean again, I was that they have some grand claim that first of all mince
36:17He was in before any of this most recent shit happened and mince. He was like a super
36:23Last-second. Yeah when Brianna dropped like right before it's like, all right
36:28We need one more last second and listen mince. He is doing what I knew mince. He would do
36:34His physical walking up
36:36unintentional comedy is
36:39Very far like I've seen more comments for people don't know like who is this mince II like what is this creature?
36:44Let's see cuz I had to my wife said she goes what what is his who is he? What's his story?
36:48I don't know. He's from Mississippi a hundred years ago
36:51He could have been like a silent movie star like the thing the thing with that plate
36:56Did you see where he's like, I probably got two plates because there's food just like
37:00He was just gonna say who he was voting for at the first tribal he couldn't even write it down
37:06He didn't know how to use a pen. I think he's illiterate
37:09I'm telling I think he tried to open the box from the lock a little slit for the no idea
37:14Yeah, it's just a weird way, but but but I do feel like the fans always loved them. But this 25k
37:21They've like turned on him. Well, you know how it is people like they personalize it. This is
37:27$25,000 to a free fucking bet in watch football and then he's got the same apologies given like
37:34Thousand times. I'm yeah, there's a video. I think yeah. Yeah, I'm taking this one seriously. Yeah
37:40Yeah, so I got really good and I really gotta like finger now. I texted him
37:46and I
37:49Will not be missing any more company don't worry that's that's the fucking chair
37:54I'm back in the Barstow office and I really could barely sleep last night because I could not stomach this
38:00Mistake I made over the weekend yesterday
38:02I pulled a very selfish move putting myself above the awesome company that I'm very lucky to work for
38:07I can't explain how great it is to work for Dave and big cat and how good of people they are and
38:12what they're about and the causes they support and to let both of them down and my co-workers down and it's just so
38:19Disrespectful that was an ungrateful gesture by me and I've had some time to process it
38:24over the last day and
38:27Exercise very poor decision-making. I mean, I just there's no excuse for any of this
38:32This never should have happened and it's just so unfair. It's time to have a calmer few months and stay on the right track
38:37Yeah, I'm just so sorry
38:45Now I this is gonna infuriate people I texted him
38:50When the job
38:51You are once again a huge disappointment to me. I defend you keep you employed. You embarrass me like clockwork
38:59He never applied
39:01Really what he call you though, you may not call nothing. Well, that was that day. Yeah
39:07Nothing, nothing. That's what Kirk's saying. Maybe he's a brick. Oh, here's the thing though. He knows Dave's gonna do nothing about it
39:13No, he's yeah, he's in touch. He's an Irish traveler. Yes
39:17He's a Mississippi Traveler, what did he do to Kate? What did he do something with Kate on this rundown?
39:24I was supposed to like do a
39:26dream and he he was part of it where he had to sit outside and
39:31Apparently she was telling about it for weeks and then he was just like no, it's too cold. I won't do it
39:38Fucking asshole. I mean, but there's no consequences though, right? I mean you you're not gonna fire him
39:44If Dan was like you got a fire him I probably would but I'm not I can't I
39:51You're addicted to it
39:54You can't wait for the next fuck up. He is like literally your weakness
39:58He's your walking weakness like fat and stupid is just for you
40:02Like you can't do anything about it and brick watches are done. That was his thing, right?
40:08Yeah, I mean we actually sold a ton of them at a cheap price he's done pretty good with brick watches
40:13Okay
40:15I never sent you the video
40:18At surviving barstool. He had an idea about like how to sell the watches. I said, all right, let me video you it's it's a minute
40:24It's I gotta send it to you. It's the worst idea
40:27It's the dumbest or he's like this is gonna change my life with Dave
40:32I think he operates at like a kindergartens mental capacity. He's stuck there
40:38There's something and maybe he's an asshole on top of it. I
40:42Heard a theory he was a dick in college
40:46Like a normal functioning dick and they did so much acid his brain died and he was now bad trip
40:53Yeah, he's like broken but still a dick
40:56Oh, I thought he was just like somebody something happened like in the birth canal or something. No, I
41:01Don't know what it is. But yeah, his mom was crushing Johnny Walker
41:06while pregnant
41:11How did that how was the Black Friday Cyber Monday great Oh good because because of my Wolverines oh
41:18Sure. Yeah, the top ten sellers were all Michigan. So I'm 10 in the entire company every brandon. Yes
41:25What?
41:27Yes, play or pardon. I take a chick. Let's or the Minahan shirts. Not one of us in the top ten, correct
41:33How did many Michigan things even drop?
41:37Who
41:38We had ten pieces ten shirts
41:41Yeah, well, yes, I mean it depends. I look at it
41:45What do you mean? Yeah, I don't understand. So well if you put all right if you say like the men verse boys
41:54hoodie
41:55number one men verse boys t-shirt number two
41:59humiliate them three
42:02That's well, that's three what are the other seven I feel short of ten I
42:09Don't know I just didn't know you had ten of them. I didn't realize you put ten out over the weekend
42:13We had the flag plant
42:15hoodie
42:16T-shirt two different styles because one they put the score one us
42:21We had the Bryce Underwood
42:24T-shirt hoodie, so we're getting up there
42:27Other than so are you saying other than the Michigan stuff? It wasn't an over. No, it went good, but Michigan went
42:33I mean that game naughty. Yeah, naughty. Okay. Okay. I don't really get I
42:40Don't I don't get how deep the rivalry is I suppose, but I still don't understand the fan base
42:46that's like even if we win the national championship, like
42:50You you win it all like yes
42:52If you're Ohio State if they somehow fluked away the national championship, that's I'm saying it doesn't matter anymore. I
42:58Disagree, but there's Ohio State fan. No, I was saying the same thing now to be fair
43:03We live in a very different world. Like generally if you lose that game, you're not over. You don't have a shot to go
43:10It's a new format, but
43:12Everything considered the way the rivalry has been going on. It was I've said it a hundred times
43:18It's one of the greatest sporting events. I've ever watched
43:20Like I if I could have placed a bet that nobody would have known about
43:24Because I can't bet against Michigan, but you said you can bet your net worth
43:29Moneyline, Ohio State. I don't know. Yeah, I'm in like I I thought there's no chance of my my Michigan
43:35What was the money line? Yeah, they even have it. I don't know. They have it was 20 some places
43:41They may be but usually if it's bad, no, they probably had it actually
43:45Over I don't know 1,200 maybe I don't know not to pump your tires
43:48I got out of my son's game and I I knew it would be like end of the third quarter
43:52I look and it was 1010 and I was just like, oh my god. I got a new it to second
43:56I got oh my god. I just like got home quick and I just put off your Instagram
44:00I'm like this is gonna happen was a guy gonna it was a close to last year in terms of satisfying for you. Just
44:05Like even national championship
44:08Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
44:11Yeah, it felt I didn't think it would but even like if you saw the videos of Michigan coming back to Ann Arbor
44:16It felt that way. It felt like they won the national championship. It went from a bad season to like
44:22Wow, we have a great season. I thought you were assigned for this exact season before it started
44:29But yeah, you knew they were good. Yeah, we knew they weren't gonna be good. Right? I mean that we don't have a quarterback
44:34That's the interception. You throw me
44:37Entire company could have completed that pass. He was open by 10 yards
44:40You just had to throw a little lollipop. So long as I didn't have a slingshot to fucking do it
44:45Yeah, probably so so
44:47Imagine if you'd taken that bet from Tate and he's working for free. Oh my god
44:53That doesn't change it that much though like a hundred for him. It does
44:57Yeah, but I don't even think we can legally do that. I'm probably not
45:01Probably not. I
45:03Can't we can't have interns work. Well, you have to pay your employees. You can't have slave labor
45:07Did anybody not step up promotionally? No, everybody's good. Yeah, it was good. Yep. That's no, it's good. It went. Well
45:14Yeah, good and that what does that mean? Is there are there bonuses coming? Yeah, we have good bonuses this year for everybody
45:19I think they're good. Oh good. All right good. Why do you hear uh,
45:24What did you see again? We're a couple weeks old. I was
45:28Disgusted by this fucking Frank the tank performance of Feidelberg's apartment. This is this is like that
45:34Yeah, they left this place a mess Chinese food thing all over again
45:37Yeah, it's rude a thing of all worse worse than the Chinese food thing. I don't blame Frank
45:43Why not? He's just I blame his crew. I mean, I think Frank lives in squalor his apartment. Oh
45:49Like it was normal to him. Yes, I didn't know that is it that's what I thought
45:53It's like so hey, I left it as nice in my place
45:56Is that a defense? All right, I guess vital but anyone else but Feidelberg like yeah, if I talk about a guy
46:02Who's good at like handling that? Yeah. Yeah, I would work would have gone to his house and shot him. I killed him
46:08Yeah, we absolutely killed him the hair transplant crew. They all look better old stool. No, Dave
46:13Why do I talk stains?
46:15I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
46:18I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
46:22White-socks Dave looks great
46:24What it would only he could go over to Turkey for that without just checking out how good he looks with a shaved head
46:31He's gonna look ridiculous. Once he starts growing back the medium hair again, like I
46:36Not joke. I've never seen anybody
46:38Whose hair makes them look uglier than he?
46:41Yeah, I don't think it'll come back to like looking a mate. Does it come out? He's gonna cut you
46:47I'll probably grow it right back to what he was before. That's a good I mean forgetting. That's a great look
46:51Good. Look, he looks like a badass right, but I saw the yak
46:54I believe talking about is that the hair is that the hairline where?
46:58How their hairlines were so far back. Yeah, I mean their new hairlines, right? Is that how it works?
47:04Obviously, I guess it is. Where do they take the hair from?
47:07When I did mine, they take it from the sides here and put it on like the back where I was going bald stool
47:16Yeah, I I don't want to see how much I
47:20I don't
47:22How much does this cost Barstool I don't even want to ask that don't don't yeah, don't yeah, but but but the videos
47:28There was no stand-up. There was no sponsorship for it. I have no idea. I don't ask
47:33No, I when those videos come out like Donnie does does great. Like I bet you that'll be good content
47:39Yeah, that's all you want. You don't think so. No, I think well
47:45Okay, good what else
47:47What the hell else did I have Oh Dave Kirk's contest for the merch
47:52for somebody who wins to be able to ban somebody from a show for a year and now and
47:58It's gone. It's much gone for a year. Yeah one the guy we so we sold all these shirts and
48:03Whoever got the number that we did we do like a lottery system got to pick because we have rotating people in on the show
48:09Be gone for a year
48:10It was mutt mutt went from getting offered a job at the company
48:13Offered a job at the company's not even being able to sit here once a week and get shit on so I have no sympathy
48:18For mutt none. You should have been a turkey. I'll say what what is he doing now? I like mud on the show
48:23I didn't like that news. I didn't like that. What does my do with his life now? Isn't that other show over?
48:29Yeah, the other shows over. He's got nothing. There's nothing to do. He bet pennies on horses. Yeah, he has nothing
48:36He is the mutt stack. That's about right now. He has nothing to do
48:40Continues to be one of the most befuddling humans I've ever met. I just it there. There's something we don't know. Yeah
48:47I maintain he has wealth that we don't know about because
48:52You can't be that big of a loser and bum and be married and have opportunities and be like, sorry
48:59Wifey like I'm just not gonna earn a living. It makes no sense. I would agree. I was thinking watching surviving actually
49:06Like next year I was like it's possible
49:08You'll be walking down the hall in Jersey Jerry and John Gruden will be looking for idols together
49:13Could be I mean, you know because I told so I told Colton my old producer to fucking
49:19Apply for this group this Gruden thing. Yeah, I'm going to I'm leaving now tomorrow to Tampa. Yeah, Whitney. He texted me
49:25He's like, uh, he's like, I don't want to go on the floor. He said looking for something in the New York
49:29New Jersey area. I was like, okay, take your time Coleman. That's another guy that like
49:34Just
49:38The group the group thinks you'd be going well though, no, he's bought in that's for sure
49:43Yeah, and this to me right now is like kind of a learning curve with him the end of the football season
49:49We started right away. But yeah, we're gonna get a team put them together should be great content
49:53That's what he loves the draft shit though. Like he's gonna be super into that loves it
49:56That was his big thing with the quarterback. He just loves football. The guy just loves football
50:01That's he eats breeze sleeps football. Do you guys think that do you think do you think Belichick would take this job?
50:07I don't get that. I heard I think good. I think it'd be cool if he did it
50:13I heard the reason he's interested in this is my sources
50:17Tell me and who knows if it's true his girlfriend goes there two years his son then takes over. Oh, yeah
50:24Hmm, you think he's gonna put?
50:27His son's a defensive coordinator at Washington, okay, but if he's if he's if he's gonna coach college, why wouldn't he fucking
50:34Tell one of these powerhouses he wants to coach him
50:37Well, the powerhouse may not say all right, your son gets the job when you're done
50:41Can he turn North Carolina with all this money now? Can he turn them into a powerhouse? Oh, yeah, I definitely yeah
50:47Yeah. Yeah. I mean they've been decent. Yeah, you could
50:50It's weird to get rid of one old coach and I know Belichick Belichick didn't hire another really. Yeah, it is
50:56But again, I think I think if my if I'm hearing saying Steve gets the job when you're done
51:01I think is a huge thing to him
51:04Yeah
51:05Yeah, that's kind of that's like LeBron ish though. No. Yeah a little bit. Yeah
51:12I
51:13Want to talk more about surviving? I know we can't now because we've talked about we can't because we've done pretty well avoiding spoilers
51:19Yeah, like I said, the show will get going. There's a lot coming. Yeah, how many people are left now?
51:26Maybe we live 18. I think six. All right, three episodes 24. Yeah, we've had three episodes at 18
51:32So we still have four more than we even had last year
51:36Yeah, I mean we had six
51:39Wasn't 14 last year
51:41We added Jerry and we added Nate member. You got it cut it
51:44I think Nate texted me is like I have I have the thirst is exhilarating can't wait to play again. You're never playing again
51:51Now some people bring things to the show some don't you don't you're never playing again
51:57So next survivor, would you have minty over Nate? Oh
52:02Yeah
52:05Would you do are you already got are you guys already talking about the now I burn out we're a long way away, right?
52:10Yeah. Yeah long way
52:12Frankie did text me. Uh
52:14Frank, you know this golf this golf creator thing. Oh, yeah, I'm working my ass off on that
52:19Dr. Riggs about that for a bit, too
52:20I think I think we got I don't want we're gonna keep it a little bit off the radar till I get it all like
52:26Dumb, but it's a good shape you think so for March. Did you say or no?
52:30No, my own summer as Kirk says the most confusing golf tournament of all time affluent people came up people come up to me
52:35They don't understand that you got to find a better way to define what it is
52:39Once it's defined I will
52:42Seems reasonable, I guess. Okay
52:44Good enough. All right. All right. So we're back next Friday. Yep next Friday. All right

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