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00:00What's up, Mother People!
00:30Mother People!
00:32My heart is beating so fast!
00:34My heart is beating so fast!
00:36Because...
00:37It's February!
00:41January is almost over!
00:43February!
00:44Mother People!
00:45Did you know?
00:46When your heart is beating so fast
00:50There's nothing you can do
00:52If you don't follow this
00:54Huh?
00:55When your heart is beating so fast
00:58There's nothing you can do
01:00If you don't follow this
01:02When your heart is beating so fast
01:06You're doomed
01:07You're doomed
01:08You'll be caught
01:11Yeah!
01:12Yes!
01:13And before we go,
01:14LSS!
01:15Let's give a round of applause to
01:16Sha-ram-da-ram
01:18Sha-ram-da-ram
01:20Sha-ram-da-ram
01:22Sha-ram-da-ram
01:23Let's celebrate February
01:24Full of love!
01:28People!
01:29Let's all wake up happy
01:32And be a symbol of hope
01:35It's showtime!
01:40Come on, people!
01:42Let's go!
01:44Let's go!
01:45Let's go!
01:46Let's go!
01:47Come on!
01:48Come on!
01:49Blue Man out!
01:51Let's go!
01:52No matter what color it is
01:55No matter where we go
01:58There's nothing we can't do
02:01No matter how many difficulties we face
02:05We'll overcome them
02:08Our dreams will come true
02:12We'll be a symbol of hope
02:15It's showtime!
02:18Come on, people!
02:19Let's go!
02:20Let's go!
02:21Come on!
02:22Come on!
02:23No matter what color it is
02:25No matter how many difficulties we face
02:29We'll overcome them
02:31It's showtime!
02:34It's showtime!
02:37It's showtime!
02:41It's showtime!
02:45No matter how many difficulties we face
02:51Let's go!
03:08Yeah, girl!
03:12Let's go!
03:21This is showtime!
03:22It's time to get famous!
03:24It's showtime!
03:26Let's shout it out loud!
03:28And let's dance!
03:32This is the show!
03:34This is showtime!
03:35It's time to get famous!
03:38It's showtime!
03:39The music is loud and loud!
03:41Yeah, showtime!
03:42Sexy lines are everywhere!
03:45It's showtime!
03:46We're all together, no one is left behind!
03:48Let's go!
03:49It's the Happy Saturday with the Beanie, and it's showtime!
04:18What's up, what's up, Madlang People!
04:37The studio is full!
04:40Madlang People is so happy!
04:43Are you happy, Madlang People?
04:46Are you happy, Madlang People?
04:50It's a different kind of POV.
04:53We're excited to have fun and have fun in Sinisita,
04:57so we can have a sweet...
05:01Oh, oh!
05:06Sir, Kim Choo was kissed.
05:11Yes, yes.
05:12Sir, what does your POV look like?
05:14It's like you've been kissed.
05:18Here it is, here it is, February's POV!
05:22Chillin'.
05:24Oh, yes.
05:26Oh, yes.
05:27So sweet, let's go!
05:29Chillin' because of the cold weather,
05:32and we're excited to receive hugs.
05:36So cold, so cold.
05:41Here's the POV.
05:43What?
05:44What's yours?
05:45The POV of all the geng-gengs.
05:47Ogie's so handsome!
05:48He's so tall!
05:49I'm not here.
05:50You're not the Lolo Geng-Geng.
05:52This is Ogie.
05:53I thought it was Argus.
05:54No, I'm not.
05:57I'm the Lolo Geng-Geng.
05:59Crap-top, crap-top.
06:02Madlang People!
06:04The flower power is on!
06:06Together with the Kabe-Be-Ihang,
06:09there's beauty in their looks.
06:12Yes, and in the garden of sexiness,
06:15they will show off their true colors.
06:18Here they are.
06:20Let's welcome them with a big round of applause.
06:24Yes, and welcome to the weekly finals of
06:28Showtime Sexy Babe 2025!
06:35A week full of beauty and sexiness,
06:39the Kabe-Be-Ihang goddesses.
06:42In their gorgeous bods,
06:44beautiful faces,
06:46and enchanting personalities,
06:48they bloomed and thrived.
06:50And now, it's blossom season.
06:53Four god-desirable sexy babes
06:56will once again show off their true colors.
07:00Jillian,
07:03Jillian,
07:07Arnaline,
07:11Roselyn,
07:15and Jermaine.
07:21They are the goddesses of the paradise of sexiness.
07:25And now, the second weekly finals of
07:27Showtime Sexy Babe 2025.
07:30They're giving flower power
07:32with the Showtime Baby Dolls,
07:34Happy Girl Jackie,
07:35and Pongbansang Abs Jack Roberto,
07:38and the dance vixen, Gene Milomano.
07:41Kahalimulak na sa entablado,
07:43ang ating second batch of weekly finalists.
07:46It's showtime!
07:50Hot and spicy with no preservatives,
07:52ang iyahayong confidence and wit
07:54ng mga Kabe-Be-Ihang.
07:56Magbabagong ng mali
07:58ng mga Kabe-Be-Ihang.
08:00Ang magbabagong henerasyon.
08:02Welcome to the weekly finals of
08:04Showtime Sexy Babe 2025.
08:07Showtime!
08:27Wow!
08:29Hurray!
08:31Flexible!
08:33Ang ganda-ganda naman ang boots mo,
08:35Yes!
08:37Pwede palang isuot yung boots
08:39na hindi tinatanggal sa paperback, no?
08:41Diba?
08:43Boots pala yan?
08:45Akala ko nagayon ng payong.
08:47So cool!
08:51Kanina pa nga nakatiting yung lolo nating.
08:53Siyempre, naigit siya.
08:57Paano pag siya magsuot?
08:59Turtleneck sa kanya.
09:01Sobra ka naman.
09:03Lolo.
09:05Bakit parang sinusot ng lolo nating?
09:07Bakit ka sabi mo kahapon mahabay?
09:09Naka-crop top e.
09:11Naka-crop top.
09:13Parang semi-formal preppy lang siya ngayon.
09:15Pero kuya Ogie,
09:17yung susot mo kahapon, meron ka na-inspire na tao.
09:19Kino?
09:21Ito, si Dick Tracy.
09:23Parang maitim na pagi.
09:25Bakit ba yung pagi?
09:27Diba yung stingray?
09:29Diba ganyan yung corte?
09:31Diba stingray pagi?
09:33Maitim na pagi.
09:35Gano'n ka.
09:37Ang tinggi ng game.
09:39Pati prejuder, tinatakpan nyo ng tela.
09:43You're so cute.
09:45Parang maitim na pagi.
09:47Bakit ba yung pagi?
09:49Diba yung stingray?
09:51You're so cute, Dumbo.
09:53I love your fit today.
09:55Yeah.
09:57I love it.
09:59May mas maluwag pa para na-dabit para kay Dumbo, no?
10:01Itinig din mo kasi dami, komporter yan, girl.
10:05Cute. Very cute.
10:07Very cute. Thank you, Dumbo.
10:09Pero bago tayong magsimula, dahil sa personal na kadahilanan,
10:11hindi makakalaban
10:13ng ating Tuesday's Sexy Babe winner.
10:15Kaya apat na
10:17Sexy Babes na lang po ang sasabak
10:19sa competition ngayong araw.
10:21Sa isang kadahilanang hindi na po namin
10:23sasabihin, para mas mat-isip
10:25kayo kung bakit
10:27wala siya to.
10:29Ayaw namin ibibigay sa inyo ng gano'ng katalilan
10:31kapag sagot sa katanungan,
10:33bakit na hindi nakarating yung isa.
10:35Sa kadahilanang
10:37hindi namin sasabihin
10:39sa inyo.
10:41Parang may topic sila sa band.
10:43Parang mas maraming
10:45mapahiya kasi mali yung
10:47Yes.
10:49May sense of rumors.
10:51Yes.
10:53Nakakatawa kasi yung mga rumors.
10:55Kaya naman, sense of rumors.
10:57Naarito naman lang ang papanayang
10:59para sa mga Sexy Babes na walang inuurungan.
11:03The judges are waving.
11:05Here's our sexy authority team.
11:07Kabuzuhang
11:09at pambansang abs
11:11ng Pilipinas,
11:13Jack Roberto.
11:17And
11:19Vixen,
11:21Shwee Filomeno.
11:23Ganda ni
11:25Chivarang Manico.
11:27Gusto mo
11:29ng gano'ng thumbnail.
11:31Ayon.
11:33Alam mo na ayon.
11:35Sa'yo nga ako nagpapabili.
11:37Wala ka pa regalo sa'ko ng Pasko.
11:39Di mo nga ako binili.
11:41Tapos habang kinakausap kita,
11:43nagtitinga ka pa sa TV.
11:45Di sumabot agad, sabi sa'kin.
11:47May sumabit e.
11:51May Faxiu na bangus.
11:53Sineshare mo pa sa'kin yung Faxiu.
11:55Eto na.
11:57And our first Miss Universe Asia,
11:59Chelsea Manalo.
12:05Good luck sa ating mga jurados.
12:07Slay with pride na yung
12:09youth leader ng Kaytarizal.
12:11Eto na si sexy babe number one,
12:13Jillian Cruz.
12:33Ayan na siya.
12:35Hi Jillian.
12:37Another student taking up
12:39tourism management.
12:43One year na.
12:45So siguro naman alam mo yung
12:47kurso mo.
12:49Kasi magandang napagdiskusyon na natin
12:51yung tourism management e.
12:53At sa mga ganung pagkakataon din,
12:55nagigising natin yung mga sujante.
12:57Ayo nga, ako din hindi ko pala
12:59masyadong alam yung kurso mo.
13:01Diba?
13:03Salamat sa kanila dahil binibigyan.
13:05Salamat sa mga nakausap natin na hindi alam kung ano yung
13:07kurso nila at napagdiskusyon mo.
13:09Diba?
13:11Sa maraming pagkakataon na sa pagkakamali,
13:13tayo natututo.
13:15Kasi nabubuksan yung isip natin
13:17sa mga pagkakamaling iyon.
13:19At bilang pa ulang katanungan,
13:21ano ba ang mga bedeng trabaho
13:23pag kumukuha ka ng tourism?
13:25Sobrang lawak po ng tourism management
13:27and ng tourism industry.
13:29Kaya hindi lang po siya basta
13:31pag flight attendant. Pwede rin po
13:33sa cruise ship.
13:35Pwede rin po tayong maging
13:37part ng local government
13:39which is the Department of Tourism.
13:41At the same time,
13:43kapatid po kasi namin
13:45ang hospitality management.
13:47Sino ang magulang?
13:49Sino ang magulang?
13:51Sino ang magulang ng
13:53hospitality management at ng
13:55tourism management?
13:57Ay, hindi ko lang po alam.
13:59Yun ang masakit. Nalaman mo kung sinong kapatid mo
14:01tapos pareho kayong di nyo alam kung sinong
14:03magulang.
14:05Oo, ba't kasi ginamit mo pa yung
14:07salita ko, yun ikaw na naman na napaham.
14:09Baka hindi nyo namit yung biological.
14:11At least, sino na lang,
14:13kasi maaring hindi mo alam ang magulang.
14:15Pero alam mo ang tiyahin? Sino ang mga tiyahin?
14:17Si ano po.
14:19Diba, nagsisikat din.
14:21Sayang, okay na ako
14:23ng mga ulang tiyahin kako.
14:25Basinan ko si magkapatid.
14:27Halos related yung dalawang po.
14:29Oo, yes po. Parang
14:31yung pinag-aaralan po namin,
14:33pinag-aaralan din po sa hospitality management.
14:35E ba't yun na lang kayo pinag-isa?
14:37Yung major lang po yung nagdiba.
14:39Yung major po kasi namin, naka-focus po sa
14:41tourism, sa travel, tours.
14:43Yung sa hospitality management,
14:45more on cooking and service
14:47po sa mga restaurants
14:49and sa hotels.
14:51Ganda. Maruno ka bang magluto?
14:53Opo.
14:55Kasi may kurso din kayong...
14:57Pritong talong, hotdog,
14:59itlo.
15:01Magkahihwalay?
15:03Magkahihwalay naman po.
15:05Iba pa yung pinanggalingan nung hotdog sa pinanggalingan nung itlo?
15:07Opo. Yung itlog po kasi
15:09dun sa may side ng ref,
15:11yung hotdog sa freezer.
15:13Yung pinagpilan mo, pinagkuhanan?
15:15Opo, dun po sa...
15:17Yung yung mother. Refrigerator.
15:19Yung refrigerator po yung mother niya.
15:21Yung tortang talong, magkahihwalay din yung talong
15:23tsaka itlog? Opo, magkahihwalay.
15:25Ano po sila?
15:27Magpipinsan.
15:29Yung torta, hihwalay yung itlog
15:31tsaka yung talong.
15:33Hindi niya pinagsama para unique?
15:35Wow, baka
15:37parang shawarma plate to.
15:39Iba yung laman
15:41tapos yung anong tawag do?
15:43Yung pita, pwede niwalay kasi
15:45ikaw na bahalang maglagay
15:47yung ganon.
15:49Okay.
15:51Anong masasabi mo sa mga
15:53agam-agam o sa opinion ng
15:55ibang tao na pag sinasabi nilang
15:57mga estudyante daw sa tourism management
15:59magaganda lang?
16:01Magaganda, pero hindi lang.
16:03Kasi po,
16:05most of us po, kami yung
16:07frontliners. So maganda ka?
16:09True, yes.
16:11Love it.
16:13Walang pagdadalawang isi.
16:15Dapat yun, hindi ka magkakaroon
16:17ng dalawang segundong mag-iisip pa.
16:19Dapat yes! Ganon.
16:21Maganda ka? Yes!
16:23Pero hindi ako nag-tourism
16:25management.
16:27Baby, ang ganda mo.
16:29Ang ganda, ganda mo.
16:31Maganda,
16:33pero hindi maganda lang.
16:35Tama yan, tama yan.
16:37Dapat itinataas natin ang bandera
16:39ng mga turismo.
16:41I mean, ang estudyante
16:43ng tourism.
16:45Sorry!
16:47Inakabawa na si Jillian, sempre.
16:49Pero tama natin naman yung bandera ng turismo.
16:51Yung turismo.
16:53Tama naman yan. Malaking bagay ang turismo
16:55sa ekonomiya ng bawat bansa.
16:57Ang pinakamayayamang bansa
16:59ay yung mga bansa na ang lalakas ng turismo.
17:01Parang galing ako nung Dubai,
17:03yung Dubai Mall,
17:05ang daming tao. Sabi ko, grabe yung daming
17:07turista rito sa mall na to.
17:09Kaya nga sa bawat store,
17:11may mga Pilipino.
17:13Para magpasok doon.
17:15Yun din ang ikinaganda ng
17:17pakiramdam ko nung nasa Dubai ako.
17:19Ilang libong pamilyang Pilipino
17:21ang nakikinabang
17:23dito sa ekonomiyang ito ng Dubai.
17:25Sa dami ng manggagawang Pilipino
17:27doon, sabi ko, ay, ang daming Pilipinong
17:29may trabaho. Malungkot nga lang
17:31kasi wala sila sa sarili nilang bansa.
17:33Kapiling ang sarili nilang mga bansa.
17:35Sacrificio.
17:37Pero nakakatawa rin na malaman na maraming
17:39Pilipinong pinagkakatiwalaan.
17:41Oh yes! Opo naman yun.
17:43Maraming trabaho.
17:45Iba rin yun.
17:47May nakausap nga ako doon.
17:49Magtrabaho daw siya doon na pumaso.
17:51Pumaso daw yung kanyang permit.
17:53So kailangan niyang bumalik ng Pilipinas.
17:55Hindi siya pinabalik
17:57nung amo niya kasi paboritong
17:59paborito siya at pinagkakatiwalaan siya.
18:01Yung amo niya mismo ang nagayos ng kanya.
18:03Wow!
18:05Ganun katiwala talaga siya.
18:07Ganun kahuhusay ang mga manggagawang Pilipino.
18:09Iba ang sipag, tsaga at work ethics.
18:11San mo gugustuhin, mas gugustuhin
18:13magtrabaho? Sa Pilipinas
18:15o sa ibang bansa?
18:17Ang pagbabasahan ko po is yung
18:19financial needs sa ibang bansa.
18:21Pero gusto ko rin po kasing makatulong
18:23sa mga Pilipino
18:25para hindi po tayo magkaroon ng brain drain.
18:27Uy, brain drain.
18:29Paano ka makakatulong sa Pilipino para hindi
18:31makatulong magkaroon ng brain drain?
18:33Siyempre po gagamitin ko po yung knowledge ko
18:35sa pinag-aralan ko,
18:37forte ko, like sa tourism management po.
18:39Isashare ko siya and
18:41magu-work po ako ng maayos
18:43para maging maganda yung
18:45outcome ng trabaho.
18:47Ano ba yung brain drain?
18:49Yung brain drain po, isa po siyang term
18:51para po sa mga
18:53nasasayang na knowledge
18:55or skills po dahil po
18:57nag-iibang bansa yung mga
18:59tao sa specific country.
19:01So, dahil po...
19:03Batong salita ba yan?
19:05Hindi po, pinag-aralan po namin.
19:07Luma na yan.
19:09Bata pa lang kami, pinag-aaralan na namin yan.
19:11Ano yan?
19:13Anong tulong?
19:15Brain drain.
19:21School namin yun, don't judge my school.
19:25My school is a good school.
19:27Yes.
19:29What's your school?
19:31It's a good school.
19:33What's the name of your school?
19:35It's a good school.
19:37Good school nga, pangalan niya good school.
19:39Katabi ng Goodwill atsaka ng Good Shepherd sa barrio.
19:41Magkakapatidin po ba sila?
19:43Wala, hindi ko siya sabihin.
19:47Magkakapit bahay lang sila.
19:49Magkatabi yung ganyan.
19:51Fourth year ka na ay.
19:53Itong Maras o kagagraduate o Abril?
19:55Mga May or June po.
19:57Magpa-practicum na lang po ako
19:59sa Monday.
20:01Ilang oras ang practicum niya?
20:03Two to three weeks lang po sa amin
20:05sa tourism management.
20:07Two to three weeks.
20:09Yung mga nagpa-practicum dito.
20:11600 hours po talaga siya.
20:15Depende sa school.
20:17Kasi yung Lasal mas konti yung ano.
20:19Tinanong ko dun sa mga interns kahapon.
20:21Sa kanila 200 lang.
20:23Bakit sa inyo 200 lang?
20:25Lasal po kasi kami.
20:29Para yung kasama ng FAU,
20:31600 din.
20:33Bakit sa inyo 200 lang?
20:35Lasal po kasi kami.
20:37Depende sa school.
20:39Depende sa course na kinukuha.
20:41Pero ngayon daw,
20:43parang third year college pa lang,
20:45nag-OJT na para
20:47hindi na gano'n ka...
20:49Kapigat pa nanggana sila.
20:51Wala akong kabilib-bilib dun sa Lasal.
20:53Bakit?
20:55Green archers.
20:59Sana naisip niyo hanggang ngayon
21:01na walang green archer.
21:03Green lantern meron.
21:05Meron!
21:07Meron si Robin Hood.
21:09Nakakulay green.
21:11Mas makapangyarihan
21:13si green lantern
21:15sa kanila.
21:17May nakita na ba kayong eagle na blue?
21:19Meron.
21:21Gold eagle.
21:23Mas malakas ang tama noon.
21:25Gold eagle.
21:27Samayin mo na Chicharon atsaka Kropic.
21:29Iba yung gold eagle.
21:31Pero yung mga sisio may mamakukulay.
21:33Pero tignan mo, pak umambun, wala na din.
21:39Patin JRU.
21:41JRU bombers.
21:43Jose Rizal bomber.
21:45Kailan pa rin gin terorista si Rizal?
21:49May may mga pasabog sila.
21:51At Tamaraus.
21:53O, diba?
21:55Tamaraus.
21:59O, bakit? Yung sinasakin namin.
22:01Tamaraus.
22:03Tamaraw.
22:05Grabe yung plema mo.
22:07Bangus yun. May tinig.
22:09Grabe. Tinig ako ng bangus.
22:11May pusa dyan.
22:13Iyan kaya sa'yo yung Chinese tapos sa'yo yung nuyem nila.
22:15Nagpapapotok ka pala.
22:17Wow. Parang hindi ka kumain ng langgunisa.
22:19Kaya ka lumalayo ako.
22:21Kaya ganda hiya ako.
22:23Baka mamayin yung bawang. Pasensya ka na.
22:25Grabe yung mga kinahinan.
22:27Dubai na langgunisa.
22:29Okay.
22:31Bakit? Yung shoes mo.
22:33Nagulusot yung sapatos ko sa ano niyo.
22:35O, may takno ba? Yan ang hirap kasi.
22:37Pag yung sapatos mo, mas mahal pa sa stage.
22:39Yes.
22:41Grabe yun.
22:45Wala kaming ulam pero
22:47merong kaming yabang.