Beef 'n Go

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WATCH THIS EPISODE EN ESPAÑOL:    • BEEF N GO (EN ESPAÑOL)    OUR FACEBOOK:   / smosh    Are you the kind of person that just loves meat, but is always on the go? Beef 'n' Go is a revolutionary product that may change your life forever! Just listen to its official spokesmen, Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox.

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00:00Mmmmmmm, Mmmmmmmm, MMMMMMMMMM

00:04SHUT UP!

00:05Hi, I'm Anthony Padilla.

00:07Are you the kind of person that just loves meat but is always on the go?

00:11Well I know I am,

00:12For years I've searched for an easy way to eat steak and other meat products with my

00:17on the go lifestyle.

00:19But products like Kwik Esteak were too inconvenient while other products like Meatball Necklass

00:25were just plain messy.

00:27That is, until I found Beef and Go.

00:30Beef and Go is a mostly natural, 100% ground beef meal for the person on the go.

00:36Well, I can take Beef and Go anywhere.

00:38It works great as a snack when I'm running, or when I'm running late to class.

00:44It's also great for when I'm doing my daily errands, like shopping at the strip mall or

00:49driving to the strip club.

00:51But I'm not the only one that enjoys Beef and Go.

00:54Here's Barack Obama, ready to wolf down some Beef and Go at a presidential debate.

00:59Hillary looks pretty jealous, doesn't she?

01:02And here's Tom Cruise, introducing Beef and Go to the Church of Scientology.

01:07Our photographers snapped this photo of Britney Spears getting out of a car with Beef and

01:12Go in hand.

01:13Oh yeah, and her vagina's showing.

01:16Did I mention that Beef and Go can help improve your social life?

01:20Just listen as my friend tells you all about it.

01:23One, two, oh hey, you caught me working out.

01:29My name's Ian Hecox, and I've always struggled with my social life.

01:33That is, until I found out about Beef and Go.

01:36I never thought a tube full of beef would score me so many chicks.

01:40You ladies want some Beef and Go?

01:42And the great thing about Beef and Go is, there's always enough to go around.

01:47So go ahead, share it with those hot chicks.

01:50They're just bound to love it, and love you.

01:54Can you please remind me why we did this commercial?

01:57Oh, let's see, does free Beef and Go for life sound good to you?

02:02Yeah.

02:03We're here with Roy Lee Jenkins, founder of Beef and Go.

02:05Now, I hear that in order to give your beef a very distinct flavor and consistency, that

02:11you keep your cows on a strict diet.

02:12Is that right?

02:13Yeah, so we feed them wheatgrass and wheatgrass only.

02:17Oh, and horse testicles.

02:20Beef and Go is really neat.

02:22It's the best food that you'll ever eat.

02:24Side effects may include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, uncontrollable bladder, or internal

02:28bleeding.

02:29If you have an erection lasting more than four hours, please contact the Guinness Book

02:31of World Records.

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