ブラマヨ弾話室～ニッポン、どうかしてるぜ！～ 第271回 2025年1月26日
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00:00I'm Yoshida, the Black Mayonnaise, and I'll be your host today.
00:04Thank you for having me.
00:06Thank you for having me.
00:08Now, let's hear from the members of the Shunpai Oogiri.
00:12According to the health check-up we did last year,
00:15we were able to determine that the urine production level was above the standard level
00:19and that it was due to the air-conditioning.
00:22So, we're going to start with the Shunpai Oogiri.
00:25Shunpai Oogiri.
00:27We were able to determine that the urine production level was above the standard level
00:30and that it was due to the air-conditioning.
00:32We've been deceiving you all the way through last year,
00:36but on January 1st, the air-conditioning was activated.
00:42As you can see, it's a little late to start,
00:45but I'd like to start the engine now.
00:47I'm Poison Yoshida. Nice to meet you.
00:49You're in a good mood.
00:51My right foot is still tingling.
00:55When I was drinking last year,
00:57I had a tingling feeling that something was going to happen.
01:03Did you have that feeling?
01:04Yes, I did.
01:05Did you have that feeling?
01:06Yes, I did.
01:07Did I have that feeling?
01:08Yes, you did.
01:09It's said that the urine production level shouldn't be lowered suddenly,
01:12so it's better to lower it gradually.
01:14I had that feeling at the end of the year.
01:17I see.
01:18Please be careful.
01:19No, it's good information.
01:24I thought it wasn't good to just study,
01:27so I started training regularly at Crystal Gym run by Noda Crystal.
01:33I was worried if I could get along with a macho entertainer,
01:37but when I asked a macho entertainer during training,
01:41I asked,
01:42Why do you call it a dumbbell?
01:46He said,
01:47There's no one in my gym who cares about that.
01:50I'll do my best to get along with him.
01:52I'm Atsushi Fujimoto.
01:53Nice to meet you.
01:54It's not like you don't know him.
01:56Yes.
01:57Maybe I don't get along with him.
02:00The other day, I was choosing clothes at a clothing store in Harajuku,
02:06and a clerk came up to me and said,
02:09Excuse me.
02:11He mistook me for a foreign tourist.
02:14And he was stammering.
02:17He recommended me clothes,
02:19and for some reason, he was a trainer of Initial D.
02:22He's a nice guy.
02:24He was called an anime fan.
02:26Yes, maybe.
02:28I changed my name last September.
02:31I changed from This is Pan to Carnation.
02:34You changed?
02:35Yes.
02:36It's been four months,
02:37but I'm still not used to it,
02:39so I'll answer with This is Pan.
02:41Mr. Yoshida, you can choose either one.
02:44Either one?
02:45Yes.
02:46Let's start with this member.
02:47Hey!
02:49I'm fine!
02:52I'm fine!
02:53I'm happy to hear that after a long time.
02:55I'm happy.
02:56I'm fine!
02:57He was stammering.
02:59I was so happy to hear that.
03:02This year, I'll succeed in my diet.
03:06I'm a heavyweight,
03:08but I'm aiming to break away from the heavyweight class.
03:11I'm Black Mayonnaise Kosuke.
03:13Nice to meet you.
03:14I was told to succeed in my diet.
03:17He's a heavyweight.
03:18He's a heavyweight.
03:19He's a tough guy.
03:20That's how it is.
03:21Everyone made a mistake like that.
03:23I didn't get into it.
03:24Of course you did!
03:25Of course you did!
03:26I didn't get into it.
03:27I didn't get into it.
03:28We're so close.
03:29We're so close.
03:30We're so close.
03:31What's wrong?
03:32This is the last episode.
03:33This is the last episode.
03:34The best way to make the world a better place
03:36is to talk about all the worries in Japan.
03:38That's the Worry Challenge!
03:40That's the Worry Challenge!
03:42The good answer will be given by Black Mayonnaise Yoshida.
03:44The good answer will be given by Black Mayonnaise Yoshida.
03:47Good luck!
03:48Good luck!
03:50Let's get started.
03:51Here's the first worry challenge.
03:53What kind of election poster did you accidentally see twice?
03:58I'm not sure if there are any candidates who can use this as a reference.
04:05Yes.
04:06Yoshida.
04:07What kind of election poster did you accidentally see twice?
04:11I saw that in front of the court too.
04:15It's not intended.
04:16It's not intended.
04:18But maybe they have a criminal in them.
04:21This is a weird answer.
04:25Yoshimoto.
04:26What kind of election poster did you accidentally see twice?
04:29It's as if my policies after the wall go on.
04:33It's as if my policies after the wall go on.
04:34Good.
04:36Like a story.
04:37You want to watch it again.
04:39I
05:09Don't know
05:39Oh
06:10Donna Posta
06:11Shashin Demo Jumbo Shinjite Hoshi Sugita my number card
06:18Yabana I got going to do
06:23Hey
06:24Jumbo, oh my did. Oh, Mr. Shimada. Thank you. What's that? Don't know poster
06:27You know, I'm at the Senkyo poster. Oh wait, I'll have to say do you stay here?
06:32In charge, but it's cool. No, thank you. Hi. It's a two-hour cruise. Take a rest. Oh, yeah, not there
06:37Hi
06:38Sansa, oh gosh, I'm Thomas
06:41Kosei, oh my zoom. You're Mr. Shimada. Thank you poster. Donna Posta. I know trick-art meet I know a day
06:47Doko ni ite mo mesen got to take off. Oh, no, I'm caught. Tokui monday desu ka?
06:56Come on, yeah, I think I'm on a need. Oh gosh, there's a point
06:59Oh
07:06Nippon machine by go to Odai me. No, no, I can't walk out of this room. She's my old lady
07:11sweet enough. Oh, I was
07:13Don't say that. He's here to save about a lot of that. I think you're cool. I'm gonna take in
07:19Marco, you don't give you a little mama. You came in Zaytoka. You could I must get in there
07:23Get in there. They won't come on out there
07:26Ha ha ha ha
07:28Hi, you're done. Don't say that. It's kissy. You say who got a lot of that. I think you're cool. I'm don't know
07:32Thank you for it. Okay. I don't know that I did
07:35Okay, me not that you don't like that. You just don't come right there. Could I look on up to you today?
07:41It's cool. It's a nice I get it. I mean it or I let it is a nice day
07:46You got my name. So don't you don't show me tomorrow?
07:48He's high tada kane mochi guy. He died for that. You know, come on up to you. My last week. You don't
07:53Know
07:58That's kind of
08:00Hey, what's up? Hey, don't say that. He's here to say who got a lot of that. Thank you. Oh, come on. Don't let me
08:06couple no
08:07Lying, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
08:11Yeah, you don't have to come in. I'm sorry. We ought to go to this. So this is a demo that I thought you don't
08:16There's a lot of questions
08:18I
08:48I've been doing this for four or five years, but this is the first time I've gotten more than 10 points.
08:53I'm really happy.
08:55You're the worst.
08:57You're going to get a lot of points.
08:59That's not what politics is about.
09:02Great.
09:03Yes.
09:04Yoshida.
09:05Of course, the government, who I love so much, has proposed a new tax. What kind of tax?
09:08I wrote it myself, and I thought it would be really good.
09:12It means let's fall in love more.
09:15And if you have some experience in love, let's get married properly.
09:21It's a love tax that starts with the fifth person.
09:26I see.
09:27Yes.
09:28It also applies to handsome guys.
09:30Yes.
09:31As expected, if you start with the first person, no one will fall in love.
09:33By starting with the fifth person, please decide on a marriage partner for at least five people.
09:38How does the tax office decide on a marriage partner for at least five people?
09:44Hey.
09:45What are you talking about?
09:48Don't say that.
09:50Isn't 15 too high?
09:52It's easy to decide.
09:54It's more abstract to say it's a lover.
09:58Minus 10 points.
09:59Wait a minute.
10:00It's a little unstable.
10:02It's a detailed tax.
10:04Next.
10:05Next.
10:06What kind of tax does the government, who loves to increase taxes, propose a new tax?
10:09I think it's also related to SDGs.
10:12Leave some food.
10:14I see.
10:15It seems that there are a lot of people who forcefully ask for a large amount of food and leave it.
10:20I see.
10:21Because the store becomes a problem.
10:23Give a new tax to the person who left it.
10:25But you paid for the meal.
10:27What?
10:28You already paid for the meal.
10:29No, I didn't.
10:30I'm trying to stop people from leaving food.
10:34This is a tax that tightens the system.
10:36But if you get fat, you risk getting sick.
10:39Doesn't that cost you money?
10:41You shouldn't be so harsh.
10:44It's like a real court.
10:46Minus 20 points.
10:49It's strange.
10:51Next.
10:52What kind of tax does the government, who loves to increase taxes, propose a new tax?
10:56What kind of tax?
10:57It's a tax for mispronunciation of words.
11:01If you make a mistake, you have to pay for it.
11:03Yes, you have to pay for it.
11:04It's a tax to correct Japanese.
11:07It's a tax for mispronunciation of words.
11:10I'll give 20 points to the person who said it right away.
11:18Okay.
11:19What's wrong?
11:20I'll give you a tax for mispronunciation of words.
11:27It's a tax for mispronunciation of words.
11:30There should have been more Japanese words like this.
11:34Next.
11:35Is it a gym or a gym?
11:41It's a tax for mispronunciation of words.
11:43It's a tax for mispronunciation of words.
11:44That's harsh.
11:46Is it a referee or a referee?
11:50It's a tax for mispronunciation of words.
11:52I'll give 20 points.
11:54There should have been more Japanese words like this.
11:59It's a tax for mispronunciation of words.
12:02There should have been more Japanese words like this.
12:03It's a tax for mispronunciation of words.
12:06I'll give 40 points.
12:10Six points.
12:12I'll give you a tax for mispronunciation of words.
12:14What kind of tax does the government, who loves to increase taxes, propose a new tax?
12:18What kind of tax?
12:19There are too many entertainers.
12:22I'll reduce the tax.
12:24If I slip, I'll be taxed.
12:28I'll be taxed for years.
12:30I think I'll quit.
12:32I see.
12:33I don't know if it's kindness.
12:35That's right.
12:36I'll quit.
12:37I can work properly and pay taxes.
12:40I think the person who receives the tax will have more money.
12:43I think it's better to say, I received it.
12:45Oh, it's perfect.
12:47I got it.
12:48I don't think it's necessary to stop doing this.
12:53I think it's good to work normally and pay taxes properly.
12:59I agree with this.
13:01I agree with this.
13:02I agree with this.
13:04It is not the intention to get taxes from someone who has a capital or assets.
13:09It is not the intention to get taxes from someone who has a capital or assets.
13:10It's natural.
13:11I'm still paying a lot of taxes.
13:12I'm still paying a lot of taxes.
13:14But if you don't have it now, you don't need it, so you don't have it.
13:17No, no, so if you make this, it will go up even a little bit.
13:22It already exists. This is already there.
13:24Is this already there?
13:25The person who received it has already paid for it.
13:26Draw!
13:28Decide it.
13:29Both will be zeroed.
13:30At times like this, decide it.
13:33Seriously, it was a tie.
13:34No, no, it was a tie.
13:35It was a tie.
13:36Either way, either way, it didn't happen.
13:37Both will be zeroed.
13:39Decide it at times like this.
13:41But receiving and sliding,
13:44I think it's a good thing that it came out first.
13:47It's not a bad thing to slide.
13:48It's good that you received it.
13:49In the first place, let's get ahead of it.
13:51The one who couldn't get ahead is the one who pays the tax.
13:54That's true.
13:55He always hits his own butt.
13:57It's a tie.
13:58Why?
14:00It's almost the same as me.
14:01It's the same.
14:02It didn't come out, so it's not even a slide.
14:12Special 100-point chance.
14:16There's only one calendar in it.
14:18It's not the one I prepared.
14:19The person closest to this date.
14:23Himekuri?
14:24The person closest to Himekuri.
14:25It's close to 360 days.
14:27The person closest to it.
14:28How many days do you think you'll get it right?
14:30It's a day.
14:31It's only a day.
14:32How many days?
14:34The person closest to it.
14:38100.
14:39It's big.
14:40It's big.
14:42I'll put it on.
14:44It's a perfect match.
14:451000.
14:49Here's 1000.
14:57It's narrow.
14:59It's narrow.
15:00February?
15:01February?
15:02It's February.
15:03February is good.
15:06It's 10!
15:08It's hot!
15:10It's too hot!
15:14It's 9!
15:159?
15:18It's too small.
15:21It's close to 1000.
15:24It's 18.
15:25Wow.
15:28Why is it 18?
15:29How did you know?
15:30I got it.
15:33Then, please guess it.
15:35Here's the question.
15:37When you watch TV, you're too scared.
15:39When your TV compliance is unstable.
15:41What's the content of your regulations that shocked the people involved?
15:46When you watch TV, you're too scared.
15:48As a result,
15:50your compliance is unstable.
15:52I can't believe it.
15:53This is bad!
15:57Kojima.
15:58Yes?
15:59When your compliance is unstable,
16:00what's the content of your regulations that shocked the people involved?
16:02This is the last part of the show's theme.
16:04The production of this show is the full responsibility of the production company.
16:10I think so.
16:1120 points.
16:13Out of responsibility.
16:14Yes.
16:16But that's it.
16:19The calendar guy.
16:22Well, maybe.
16:25I don't know if there's a sound.
16:28I fell.
16:29Hey.
16:30I don't know what you mean.
16:31No, wait a minute.
16:32You can put it in at all.
16:35It doesn't matter.
16:37It doesn't matter, so you can definitely put it in.
16:40I don't know if the squeeze was good or not.
16:44It was good.
16:45I'm going to make it 100 points.
16:47Point cancel.
16:51Simple cancel.
16:52It's weird.
16:53It's weird.
16:54Wait a minute.
16:56Either way, it's okay in 100.
16:59You can use it at all.
17:00Right?
17:02It's not a problem at all.
17:04I'm not that kind of guy.
17:07I think it's a lot of gold.
17:09That's all I have.
17:12What is the content of the self-restraint that the compliance awareness of the TV went out of control and the people involved were shocked?
17:18In order to maintain credibility, the staff said,
17:24I was glad that the meat was soft and the soup was good.
17:28I ate two bowls.
17:29The staff put a food report on it.
17:31I see.
17:32It's a time when you can't help but give a warm impression.
17:35That's good.
17:3620 points.
17:39What is the content of the self-restraint that the compliance awareness of the TV went out of control and the people involved were shocked?
17:44The color discrimination was also mentioned.
17:46The color of the Gachapin Mook has changed.
17:49That's good.
17:50I see.
17:51The purple Gachapin.
17:52If it's all green, it's yellow.
17:55That's good.
17:5660 points.
17:58The rate went up again.
18:00Is it going up now?
18:01It's going up now.
18:04What is the content of the self-restraint that the compliance awareness of the TV went out of control and the people involved were shocked?
18:09The pudding looks like pudding, so it's forbidden.
18:15You're stupid.
18:16The answer is too simple.
18:18It's a cute answer.
18:20It's a one-time thing.
18:21Go away.
18:22Go away.
18:23Go back to your place.
18:25Go away.
18:26I'm sorry.
18:27Let's get back on our feet.
18:33What is the thing you should never say when you oversleep at the National Assembly?
18:37Yes.
18:39What is the thing you should never say when you oversleep at the National Assembly?
18:43If I say it, people will think it's okay.
18:46America first.
18:5030 points.
18:55What is the thing you should never say when you oversleep at the National Assembly?
18:59I can't eat that much anymore.
19:02I can't get that much money from the people anymore.
19:06That's good.
19:07Is this a good topic?
19:09It's going to be tough.
19:11I'll give you 10 points.
19:13Why?
19:14Is this a good topic?
19:18What is the thing you should never say when you oversleep at the National Assembly?
19:21I think the election is particularly dangerous.
19:24Election.
19:25Why do you have to shake hands like that?
19:29You were very polite when you entered the room.
19:35I thought you were mature.
19:36Yes.
19:37I was so angry when I entered the room.
19:39I was so angry.
19:40I was so elegant when I entered the room.
19:44Minus...
19:47100 points.
19:48I can't think of anything else.
19:50I can't think of anything else.
19:53Let's move on to the last topic.
19:56The last topic is about relationships.
19:58As an interviewer, I will ask you,
20:00What are you going to do in 2025?
20:04Please answer as a minister.
20:11Mr. Okashita.
20:12Here we go.
20:14Mr. Okashita.
20:15What are you going to do in 2025?
20:18The words are cool.
20:21I want to revive social distancing.
20:25Minus 1,000 points.
20:29Good luck.
20:30Don't give up.
20:32Don't give up.
20:34Was it such a big mistake?
20:36It was terrible.
20:37At this time,
20:39Momotetsu has a lot of minus points in summer and winter.
20:43The rate is rising.
20:46Mr. Kosugi.
20:48Mr. Kosugi.
20:49What are you going to do in 2025?
20:52In order to improve the English ability of children,
20:55I will have Bruno Mars create an effect.
21:02That's a pretty good answer.
21:06Give me 1,000 points.
21:08Minus 3,000 points.
21:09It suddenly changed.
21:11It suddenly dropped a lot.
21:16Mr. Tai.
21:17Mr. Tai.
21:18What are you going to do in 2025?
21:20A person who is involved in the water server at a shopping mall
21:26is aiming for a parent with a child.
21:30In order to catch this parent,
21:32I will destroy all the balloons that are given to children in Yokoshima.
21:37Minus 5,000 points.
21:39Are you serious?
21:40I thought it would be more fulfilling.
21:44Balloons and so on.
21:46Do you want to lose it?
21:48Don't lose it.
21:50Don't lose it.
21:51I'll stop losing it.
21:53I'm sorry. I'll stop losing it.
21:55It's pretty warm.
21:58I liked it.
22:00It's a farewell.
22:01It's a farewell.
22:03It's better to be positive.
22:05Mr. Fujimoto.
22:06Mr. Fujimoto.
22:07What are you going to do in 2025?
22:11It's been called a blue light for a long time,
22:15but I'll call it a green light.
22:18Finally.
22:20It's too difficult to explain when the child is small.
22:25It's just right.
22:29What was that?
22:30Thank you very much.
22:31It's over.
22:33What is that?
22:34It was a hit.
22:36It was here.
22:37Mr. Okashita.
22:38Mr. Okashita.
22:39What are you going to do in 2025?
22:43You can ignore the traffic lights on the rice fields in the countryside.
22:48You're terrible.
22:50Oh, no.
22:52Oh, no.
22:53Minus 60 points.
22:56Minus 60 points.
22:59Minus 60 points.
23:02It's an astronomical number.
23:04I can't go back to the past.
23:07Mr. Yoshida.
23:08What are you going to do in 2025?
23:11I will set up a school board, a kanji board, and a map board
23:17that will provide children with information about various parks and walls throughout Japan.
23:26All of Japan will be a school.
23:29I will eliminate the concept of not going to school.
23:32Minus 100 points.
23:35Oh, no.
23:36Oh, no.
23:37Minus 100 points.
23:38What's the number below?
23:40What's the number below?
23:42How many points?
23:43Three digits.
23:44I want to know the number below.
23:46What's the number below?
23:47That will change the degree of adventure.
23:49Minus 60 points.
23:51Next, I'll answer.
23:53This is it.
23:55Minus 60 points.
23:57This is it.
23:58Mr. Okashita.
23:59What are you going to do in 2025?
24:03Well...
24:05Everyone is avoiding me because I'm awkward.
24:08Well...
24:10I don't mind if a man enters a lingerie shop.
24:14Minus 60 points.
24:17Why did I lose?
24:18It was too early.
24:19I didn't even count.
24:20So, that's it for today.
24:24While the points are confused, all the questions are over.
24:28Now, we will announce the total score including the points that were not included due to time constraints.
24:36It's because it's Okashita.
24:38It's not difficult.
24:39Minus 119 points.
24:419,999,870 points.
24:44There was a little bit of water.
24:48120 degrees.
24:53Minus 18 points.
24:56Hey!
24:57What are you doing?
24:59I'm participating in a different tournament every year.
25:022933 points.
25:07Now, I'll announce the points from Fujimoto.
25:13Minus 748 points.
25:18748.
25:20Yoshida.
25:22Minus 137 points.
25:28The winner is Fujimoto.
25:31I'm glad.
25:33It's my first win.
25:35So, Fujimoto got the most points.
25:39I'll give you a gift voucher.
25:44It's really good.
25:45It's amazing.
25:46So, Tai and Okashita...
25:48I got 40 points.
25:50So, I lost a little bit.
25:56I hope there will be no worries in Japan this year.
26:00That's all for today.