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00:00:00Oh
00:00:30Oh my god!
00:00:32I'm not looking!
00:00:34Come on Patrick, get up man.
00:00:36Get up dude.
00:00:38He's dead.
00:00:40He's not even moving.
00:00:42How you gonna leave that dude alone?
00:00:44He's out.
00:00:46You need to get up before I go Gallagher on the back of your head.
00:00:50Oh!
00:00:52You're supposed to count down so he gets nervous.
00:00:54Don't just knock the shit out of him again.
00:00:56I told that dude I was gonna get him before I shipped out.
00:00:58Man, where you supposed to go? You said I'm big on.
00:01:00Oh man, I had to drop a load.
00:01:02Man, I bet you're gonna get flushed.
00:01:04I tried twice.
00:01:06I still can't believe you're going to the army.
00:01:08I'm gonna be a bad motherfucker when I get back.
00:01:10I'm gonna cut your ass open,
00:01:12dig around a little bit and drop the knife in you.
00:01:14Man, you better get rid of all that before you get in there.
00:01:16All this?
00:01:18That's 100% sexy!
00:01:20No, for real though.
00:01:22I'm gonna send y'all my address
00:01:24and then y'all can holla at me.
00:01:26I'll see y'all later.
00:01:28Man, what you gonna do about this?
00:01:30I got something for you.
00:01:32Wait, wait a minute.
00:01:38What are you doing?
00:01:40Oh, no!
00:01:42Oh my God!
00:01:56I love this job.
00:02:22What the hell's the matter with you?
00:02:24Nothing.
00:02:26You gotta talk all the time?
00:02:28Well, normal people don't, but you do.
00:02:34Oops.
00:02:42You know how long it is out here working already?
00:02:44You wanna make time go by twice as slow
00:02:46by not talking?
00:02:48I feel like we're being losers or something.
00:02:50Like we're not doing what we're supposed to be doing.
00:02:52What more do you wanna do?
00:02:54I mean, right now,
00:02:56this is where we are.
00:02:58You're taking classes at UAM in the summer
00:03:00and you have this summer job.
00:03:02I know, I've got all this.
00:03:04We've got all this
00:03:06and we're going to what, UAM?
00:03:08Which is pretty much 13th grade.
00:03:10Yeah, but it's a good place to get your basics out of the way
00:03:12and it only matters where you graduate from.
00:03:16I just feel like I was destined for great things
00:03:18and I'm not doing anything
00:03:20and I feel like everyone who is supposed to do something
00:03:22they get to start young,
00:03:24like Mozart and Newton and Alexander
00:03:26and all them.
00:03:28Not that I'm trying to compare myself to them.
00:03:30What about Einstein?
00:03:32I mean, he didn't do good in school.
00:03:34He ended up working at a patent office.
00:03:38I mean, and Orville Redenbacher,
00:03:40he didn't discover the whole popcorn thing
00:03:42until he was like 50.
00:03:44Orville Redenbacher?
00:03:46Dude, you know who he is, don't you?
00:03:48No, I'm not saying anything.
00:03:50Orville Redenbacher, that's my new hero.
00:03:52That's my inspiration for now on.
00:03:54Besides, man, I've always felt like our friends
00:03:56were supposed to work together.
00:03:58We're such a tight-knit group of people
00:04:00and we have the same interests.
00:04:02I mean, I just see us working in the same city,
00:04:04living all in the same community
00:04:06and design like this
00:04:08really awesome video game or something.
00:04:10Yeah, that'd be cool.
00:04:12Really?
00:04:14Well, just forget about it then.
00:04:16What?
00:04:18Well, how about me sharing my vision
00:04:20for our friends
00:04:22and something we can actually do
00:04:24and you just saying, yeah, that's cool.
00:04:26Yeah, it's cool and everything.
00:04:28I'm just saying, think about it.
00:04:30Most of our friends came in ironing their own clothes.
00:04:32How are we going to get them to code a video game?
00:04:34What do you think I'm going to school for right now?
00:04:36You're going to school, but you're doing
00:04:38that basic website stuff.
00:04:40This is bigger.
00:04:42It's coding. It's computer coding.
00:04:44It's internet.
00:04:46We just need to commit to this and back each other up
00:04:48and we stick with it.
00:04:52Do you really think we can do this?
00:04:56Shovel shake on it.
00:05:02That's what I'm talking about.
00:05:04Yeah.
00:05:08What the fuck, man?
00:05:10I shot him in the head five fucking times.
00:05:12What?
00:05:14Did you hear what I said?
00:05:16About the game.
00:05:18Yeah, that's cool and all.
00:05:20What?
00:05:22I think you're underestimating the work
00:05:24that's going to go into something like that.
00:05:26Yeah, I know, but me and Gavin,
00:05:28we got all the books, we got PDF files,
00:05:30we got tutorials.
00:05:32I know Gavin means well in all that,
00:05:34but you know him as well as I do.
00:05:36He's hot and heavy into one thing, one minute,
00:05:38three weeks later he drops it or something.
00:05:40I think he's more serious about it because
00:05:42all the stuff we've done is pretty...
00:05:44What the fuck? Yeah, Austin, yeah.
00:05:46Throw fucking grenades, dude. It's all you can fucking do.
00:05:48You know you can't kill me out in the open, bitch.
00:05:54What's up?
00:05:56What the hell? What are you doing here?
00:05:58Dude, y'all are still doing the same shit.
00:06:00Well, I'm sorry about what happened.
00:06:02What are you talking about?
00:06:04About you and Christina breaking up.
00:06:06We didn't break up.
00:06:08Hold on, I'm just assuming this is the first time
00:06:10I've seen you in four months.
00:06:12You got jokes. Tell you what, y'all do something besides this
00:06:14and I might show up more often.
00:06:16What do you want? It's war in Arkansas.
00:06:18You got that big-ass pool outside
00:06:20and you're in here playing fucking video games.
00:06:22Okay, we'll go swimming.
00:06:24If Oscar shows up without a shirt on, it's on your conscience, though.
00:06:26That's cool.
00:06:28What the hell, man? What the hell?
00:06:30So where's Fatass?
00:06:32He's over there in a chair.
00:06:34Oh, snap, dude. I forgot that dude was going into the military.
00:06:36You'd think someone would call me whenever he was leaving.
00:06:38Dude, it's my fault.
00:06:40I forgot you existed.
00:06:42You get a girlfriend. We'll see how you act.
00:06:44Dude, who am I supposed to date?
00:06:46There's nobody here.
00:06:48Every girl over the age of 18 is married with three kids
00:06:50and then all the other girls are going out of the deer can
00:06:52and hook up with everybody in a camouflaged hat.
00:06:54Beggars can't be choosers, dude.
00:06:56I want you to bring Christina over.
00:06:58I want to see all the hypes about it.
00:07:00She says she knows you.
00:07:02She knows me. What's your last name?
00:07:04Zane. Must be German.
00:07:06Of course.
00:07:08What the fuck is Oscar doing in the bathroom playing Halo?
00:07:10I don't know. He said he had to play on his own TV.
00:07:12He's right, man.
00:07:14Hey, so close the fucking door or you'll fuck me up, you cunt.
00:07:18Dude, we're not going to win. Calm down.
00:07:20I don't give a shit, man.
00:07:22I can't kill anybody.
00:07:24I don't give a shit, dude.
00:07:26I'd kill myself, I swear to God.
00:07:28You got an open spot if you want to play.
00:07:32Promise I won't be suicidal.
00:07:34You promise?
00:07:36For real?
00:07:44I know it's one of those situations
00:07:46where it's so embarrassing, you want to walk away, but you can't
00:07:48because you're in the situation.
00:07:50So he just kept guessing what her middle name was the entire time.
00:07:52Anytime I tried to talk, he'd just steal my phone.
00:07:54He'd steal my phone.
00:07:56He'd steal my phone the entire time.
00:07:58Anytime I tried to talk, he'd just steal my words
00:08:00like some kind of word thief.
00:08:02My words just entered his mouth.
00:08:04You should have known better than to try to pick up girls with him around.
00:08:06Well, I don't have to worry about that anymore.
00:08:08I don't have to worry about that anymore after the other night.
00:08:10What happened?
00:08:12What happened? He got a straw up his ass.
00:08:14What happened?
00:08:16If you're going to remember one night, remember that night, okay?
00:08:18And you were there. You saw this.
00:08:20Man, you should have said that night, not the other night.
00:08:22Oh, that night.
00:08:24The night of infamy.
00:08:26So after that night, I don't have to worry about that anymore.
00:08:28So what'd she do?
00:08:30She just kept trying to act like everything was normal.
00:08:32You know how fake girls are.
00:08:34Turns out her middle name was Geraldo.
00:08:36Who the fuck names their kid Geraldo for a middle name if it's a girl?
00:08:38Or a guy.
00:08:40Man, friends are the worst cock blocks of all.
00:08:42You know that.
00:08:44I know, but why? It doesn't make any sense.
00:08:46Alright, imagine how jealous people are when you have a woman and they don't.
00:08:48Amplify that by five and you got your friends.
00:08:50Amplify that by five and you got your friends.
00:08:52Well, he thought he had her in the palm of his hand.
00:08:54Well, he thought he had her in the palm of his hand.
00:08:56Yeah, he got something else in the palm of his hand now.
00:08:58Yeah, he got something else in the palm of his hand now.
00:09:00Half the time, they don't even know what they're doing, okay?
00:09:02That's why you got to get them along as soon as possible to avoid that stuff.
00:09:04That's why you got to get them along as soon as possible to avoid that stuff.
00:09:06I don't know, but how do you do it without it being awkward?
00:09:08Man, what I would do is just be like,
00:09:10Hey, why don't you come check out my stamp collection?
00:09:12Hey, why don't you come check out my stamp collection?
00:09:14And then when she walks through the door, I say,
00:09:16Yeah, it's just right on the other side of the bed.
00:09:18It fell down between the cracks. I want you to get that for me.
00:09:20What, did they fall for it?
00:09:22What, did they ever thought like you didn't have a stamp collection?
00:09:24I mean, like, did you actually have one?
00:09:26Yeah, they knew while we were in there. What do you think if she's like,
00:09:28Hey, where's your 1932 vintage Benjamin Franklin?
00:09:30And then she's all disappointed.
00:09:32No.
00:09:34Before she even realizes we're already making out.
00:09:36I'm glad we went over this. I'm glad we talked.
00:09:38Anyway, I got something to take your mind off all that business.
00:09:40If I can get it out.
00:09:44Visual C sharp. What the hell is this?
00:09:46That's what we're going to be coding for the next few months.
00:09:48Did you tell me how I'm ever going to understand any of this?
00:09:54I got every book the library has on coding.
00:09:56I've got e-books, tutorials, already emailed to you.
00:09:58This thing is rolling.
00:10:02I guess in two weeks I'll be speaking in binary code.
00:10:04That's awesome.
00:10:06Do you know what the hell we're making?
00:10:08Well, I got a lot more details on like the project specifics.
00:10:10And I also want to get some feedback from you.
00:10:12But I got an AP test right now.
00:10:14Well, if you know anything else better to do and you don't, come by.
00:10:16Alright, man.
00:10:18Okay.
00:10:20Whore at me, buddy.
00:10:22What the fuck?
00:10:24I'll see you at the pool party.
00:10:26Maybe.
00:10:44Whoa!
00:10:58Dude, what the hell was that?
00:11:00I don't know.
00:11:02What the hell are those?
00:11:04Awesome?
00:11:06Listen, you've got to go home and change.
00:11:08I can't let you swim here in good conscience.
00:11:10Dude, you're just jealous.
00:11:12Oh, ha ha, you think that's funny.
00:11:14You ain't laughed in a week.
00:11:16Well, if you said something funny, I would laugh.
00:11:18I like her.
00:11:20Take her.
00:11:30I knew you'd come someday.
00:11:32Dude, I don't even want to hear that shit.
00:11:34You know how much I've got to put up with?
00:11:36What, Julie?
00:11:38Say as easy as that was to guess.
00:11:40You just might have to break up with her for the game.
00:11:42I might.
00:11:44Are you being serious?
00:11:46Yeah, you know how much of a distraction girls are?
00:11:48Freaking taking up all my time.
00:11:50What are you going to say?
00:11:52I'm sorry, Julie, you're too much of a distraction.
00:11:54It'd be the truth.
00:11:56I mean, you saw where she was acting the other day anyway.
00:11:58The entire time at the pool, she wouldn't socialize with anybody.
00:12:00Yeah, probably because you were molesting her the whole time.
00:12:02What can I say?
00:12:04I don't know.
00:12:06I thought you were in love with her.
00:12:08Give up stuff you love to get things done.
00:12:10I mean, it's not just her.
00:12:12I'm giving up everything, you know?
00:12:14I'm giving up cell phones, computers, internet.
00:12:16I mean, I need to focus on my schoolwork.
00:12:18I need to focus on my artwork.
00:12:20And most importantly, this project.
00:12:22Whatever.
00:12:24How much work do you think DaVinci would have gotten done with all this distraction?
00:12:26Friends busting in all the time,
00:12:28playing Halo, cell phones, internet.
00:12:30I'm just trying to imagine Leonardo DaVinci playing Halo.
00:12:32Shut up, you know what I'm saying.
00:12:34How much work do you think he would have gotten done?
00:12:36I don't know. I guess not much.
00:12:38Try zero.
00:12:40I mean, you never would have heard of him.
00:12:42I mean, we have to take drastic measures to get things done.
00:12:44I guess we'll just have to live like a hermit if that's what it takes.
00:12:46Well, how much have you got done
00:12:48since you started this whole new experiment?
00:12:50Truthfully?
00:12:52I haven't got anything done yet
00:12:54because I just started it.
00:12:56I mean, that's what this whole week is supposed to be about,
00:12:58is me getting it set up.
00:13:00Probably about next week, you're going to come to my room.
00:13:02Nada.
00:13:04I'm going to get some towels, a bed, and some art supplies.
00:13:06Hey, you cocks.
00:13:08What y'all doing?
00:13:10We're just working on this video game.
00:13:12Hey, man, you should come check this show that I found.
00:13:14It reflects lightning and absorbs fire.
00:13:16I'm trying to get some of this stuff done,
00:13:18get some ideas at least down on paper.
00:13:20That's fucked up.
00:13:22Man, what is that?
00:13:24It's some letter from Travis whining about boot camp.
00:13:26Whining?
00:13:28I don't know. I'm going to send him a letter.
00:13:30You haven't written him a letter yet?
00:13:32That's weak.
00:13:34Steel, man. Worst friend ever.
00:13:40I don't know, man.
00:13:42I guess I'm just having a hard time focusing here.
00:13:44There's so many distractions.
00:13:46I think I'm just going to check out that shield Oscar was talking about.
00:13:48Plus that game's got some kick.
00:13:50Well, you haven't got anything done.
00:13:52That's why I got my room set up anyway.
00:13:54I work better by myself.
00:13:56The whole experiment, the whole idea behind the room
00:13:58is to see how much I can get done in that environment.
00:14:00Hey, what's up, man?
00:14:18Hey, I know your words.
00:14:30What the shit, man?
00:14:32Woo!
00:14:34Ultimate combo!
00:14:36Bull fucking shit. I was blocking.
00:14:38I know, man. What the shit?
00:14:40Man, that's what the fuck's wrong with this damn game.
00:14:42They take all this bullshit out.
00:14:44Who's a fucking kid from that far away?
00:14:46I know, man, but fireballs and teleporting,
00:14:48that all makes a lot of sense, right?
00:14:50Hey, man.
00:14:52What?
00:14:54It's my turn.
00:14:56What are you talking about? I won.
00:14:58Fine, I gotta pee anyway.
00:15:00I'm giving it to you. Hold on a minute.
00:15:02Shut up, damn.
00:15:04Dude, please don't say that.
00:15:06Say what?
00:15:08Shut up, because Steve said all the fucking time.
00:15:10Man, dude, you're not gonna last a fucking week
00:15:12with that kind of mind.
00:15:14Why don't you start dating somebody else?
00:15:16Good idea, dude. Get a girl on a rebound.
00:15:18Not like you have to fucking marry her.
00:15:20You just start dating some girl and keep your mind off her
00:15:22and have some fun.
00:15:24Man, nobody's just gonna get my mind off that girl.
00:15:26That's what I think after a breakup. Trust me.
00:15:28There's no girls.
00:15:30Welcome to my world. Move.
00:15:32Hey, man.
00:15:34Shit, you should be trying to talk to Lauren Roberts.
00:15:36She's pretty fucking hot.
00:15:38Man, how old is she?
00:15:40She's 16, 17. Yeah, she's 17. She's doable.
00:15:42You know what? It really disturbs me that you know this.
00:15:44Dude, I saw her at Piglet Weekly. She is hot.
00:15:46Good job, man. You want me to date an almost 17-year-old?
00:15:48That's how y'all are.
00:15:50Y'all read next door.
00:15:52Y'all get someone young,
00:15:54and they're going to enjoy the rest of their life,
00:15:56or y'all marry y'all cousins.
00:15:58Let me think about it.
00:16:00You got the older guy thing going for you,
00:16:02and how hard is it for a girl to get over her first love?
00:16:04So basically, you want me to be a child molester?
00:16:06Hey, man. It ain't molestation if it was a girl.
00:16:08Please.
00:16:10Go back now.
00:16:12It doesn't matter anyway. I can't date these white girls anymore.
00:16:14What about that Pornhub Shakespeare from Portugal?
00:16:16What did I just tell you?
00:16:18Man, she's close to 19.
00:16:20As a matter of fact, she's 19.
00:16:22They start school late,
00:16:24or some shit like that.
00:16:26They start either later.
00:16:28Plus, she's Portuguese. Who gives a fuck?
00:16:30Man, I appreciate
00:16:32what y'all are trying to do and all,
00:16:34but look, what happened happened for a reason,
00:16:36and you never know. We might get back together or not.
00:16:38I really don't even care. I just don't want to talk about this anymore.
00:16:40What did you even break up for?
00:16:42It's Comcadu. Like I said, drop it.
00:16:44Fuck yeah. I got to go back.
00:16:46I figured it out. I'm too fucking good.
00:16:48I'm too damn good.
00:16:50I'm just going to start mashing buttons and shit.
00:16:52I swear to God.
00:16:54I need you to catch on.
00:16:56No, I'm going to mash them.
00:16:58Oh my God.
00:17:00What the fuck?
00:17:02I'm Christina.
00:17:04Look at me.
00:17:06I'm Christina.
00:17:08I'm just trying to help Lucas out.
00:17:10Dude, you call this helping me?
00:17:12Yeah, because next time you see Christina, you're going to think,
00:17:14I'm Christina.
00:17:16Alright, man. I'm cured. I'm cured.
00:17:18There you go.
00:17:20Have a nice day.
00:17:22Hey!
00:17:24How are you?
00:17:26I'm pretty good.
00:17:28What are you doing here? I never see you here.
00:17:30My grandma says to be like pigly wiggly like five times a day.
00:17:32Cashier thinks I got a crush on her.
00:17:34So I just come in here.
00:17:36Have you been working out?
00:17:38You're looking big.
00:17:40No, I just wear tiger shirts and look like that.
00:17:42I see.
00:17:44I meant since like the last time I saw you.
00:17:46What? You saw me like two weeks ago.
00:17:48No, I mean since high school.
00:17:50I remember you from high school.
00:17:52Are you sure you went to high school with me?
00:17:54No, I forgot.
00:17:56Someone was too cool to remember me from high school.
00:17:58You're so small. I guess I just didn't notice you.
00:18:00Blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:18:02Thirteen twelve.
00:18:06So what are you doing tonight?
00:18:08I'm going to see Dark Knight.
00:18:10Really? Nobody invited me.
00:18:12What do you think I'm here for?
00:18:14What do you think I'm here for?
00:18:16Do you think I'm just here to get groceries in a grocery store?
00:18:18Well,
00:18:20call me
00:18:22because I
00:18:24am not doing anything.
00:18:26Here is your change
00:18:28and my phone number.
00:18:30Alright, I'll see if I
00:18:32got time for this.
00:18:34Right here.
00:18:36Alright.
00:18:42Man, there's no way.
00:18:44I'm serious.
00:18:46He's read like every one of them.
00:18:48Return of the King, Two Towers, you name it.
00:18:50Are you talking about that uncle who's got that bootleg porno?
00:18:52No, man. I'm talking about Uncle Ricky.
00:18:54The one that's in all the vampire masquerade
00:18:56shit.
00:18:58You making bootleg vampire porno?
00:19:02What is so damn funny?
00:19:04That stupid porno your uncle
00:19:06used to have.
00:19:08It was horrible.
00:19:10It felt like he walked up to two people I haven't checked and recorded it.
00:19:12Man, I haven't talked to him in like four
00:19:14years, dude.
00:19:16You don't hear screaming once.
00:19:18We got the episode
00:19:20taped at the house.
00:19:22Your gay family should be on tour with Bargain and Bailey.
00:19:24You want to talk, dude.
00:19:26Come over every day, act like you're at work so your dad
00:19:28won't crucify you in his damn chicken house.
00:19:30Shut up, man.
00:19:32Shut up.
00:19:42Surprise!
00:19:44Gotcha.
00:19:46This is how I hug
00:19:48everybody on movie night.
00:19:50I'm good, I'm good.
00:19:52Come on guys, we gotta go.
00:19:54The movie's gonna start in 20 minutes.
00:19:56Your house is so Victorian.
00:19:58Can you show me inside?
00:20:00No, you can show your parents' house later, man.
00:20:02Come on, we gotta go. I don't want to miss preview.
00:20:04You alright, man?
00:20:06I'm good, let's go.
00:20:08Alright, see you guys after, man.
00:20:12Hello.
00:20:14What happens when your everyday ninja
00:20:16becomes
00:20:18an assassin?
00:20:20Ninja assassin.
00:20:22Dude, she's trying
00:20:24to kill her.
00:20:26You know about being an assassin?
00:20:28See, I'm just a ninja.
00:20:30Ninja assassin.
00:20:32Hey, boy, how much you pay her there?
00:20:34Six dollars.
00:20:36Good God, dude.
00:20:38Can't help with tradition.
00:20:42Ninja assassin.
00:20:44I dig too deep.
00:20:46Hey, man,
00:20:48how's that, Lucas?
00:20:50You wanna buy my movie ticket?
00:20:52Hey, Lucas.
00:20:54Ninja assassin.
00:20:56Shut up and watch the movie.
00:20:58Peace ball.
00:21:04No, it's still saying there.
00:21:06Dude, check your air list.
00:21:08Can't find
00:21:10color. That's stupid, I got white in there.
00:21:12Yeah, it's case sensitive.
00:21:14Yeah, but that said lowercase w.
00:21:18Oh my gosh.
00:21:20Do you see what I'm seeing right now?
00:21:22You see this?
00:21:24You see our baby?
00:21:26It looks alright. I mean, it's cool.
00:21:28It's cool? You're not even more excited than that?
00:21:30I mean, it's okay. It's just I do this stuff
00:21:32all the time, so this is really elementary
00:21:34and we have a long way to go.
00:21:36I don't wanna jump the gun about getting excited because I know
00:21:38all the obstacles we still have to overcome.
00:21:40In my third grade mind, this is the most beautiful thing
00:21:42I've ever seen.
00:21:44This is awesome.
00:21:46We've talked about something forever and now we're finally making it happen.
00:21:48We're excited about actually doing something instead of
00:21:50sitting around talking about it.
00:21:52You keep doing that, okay?
00:21:54You're thinking too much. We're making this happen.
00:21:56We got good grades in summer session and
00:21:58we got easy weekend jobs.
00:22:00Someone saw us and
00:22:02saw an awesome movie last night.
00:22:04You watched a movie last night?
00:22:06Yeah, I saw Dark Knight.
00:22:08You mean I sit at home while you watch Dark Knight last night?
00:22:10Man, I thought
00:22:12you were doing something with Julie.
00:22:14I'm not even gonna say anything.
00:22:16And I specifically remember telling you
00:22:18that I was gonna break up with her.
00:22:20How am I supposed to know you're gonna break up with her
00:22:22that you actually broke up with her?
00:22:24What, are my words empty?
00:22:26Do you not believe me? You think I'm playing?
00:22:30What'd you do? Did you break up with her for the game?
00:22:32That's part of it.
00:22:34I mean, it's not.
00:22:36It's just like the straw, the last straw because
00:22:38before her, my life was so peaceful.
00:22:40I mean,
00:22:42it's just, she's a freaking sucky
00:22:44of us, man. She requires way too much time.
00:22:46It's just too much, man.
00:22:48Well, just don't pull a Lucas.
00:22:50What do you mean?
00:22:52You know when you say you're gonna break up with somebody and you don't break up with them?
00:22:54Man, don't tell me that, dude.
00:22:56Come on, you came over the other night
00:22:58when we were gonna see the movie and you came over with Christina.
00:23:00Oh, my God.
00:23:02That dude is ridiculous.
00:23:04It's like a sick game of tug of war with this dude.
00:23:06I don't know, I just think it's stupid. If you're gonna break up with somebody,
00:23:08just end it. Don't just keep
00:23:10going back and forth and stuff.
00:23:12I bet you want him to break up.
00:23:14What?
00:23:16Man.
00:23:18Don't even play.
00:23:20You know you like her. Man, you want to hang out
00:23:22with your zang out. What does that mean?
00:23:24That doesn't even make sense.
00:23:26Man, it makes perfectly good sense. Stop acting like
00:23:28you don't know what I'm talking about.
00:23:30Alright, I think she's cool. I like hanging out with her.
00:23:32If something happened,
00:23:34then, um, okay, I want
00:23:36to hang out with my zang out.
00:23:38I just, I don't know.
00:23:40It just feels weird, like,
00:23:42dating somebody's ex-girlfriend.
00:23:44Uh, yeah. It should feel wrong.
00:23:46It's really wrong.
00:23:48But, I mean, you really like her.
00:23:50Really like her.
00:23:52She seems to like you.
00:23:54She flirts a hell of a lot.
00:23:56So, I mean, yeah, you're gonna lose
00:23:58a friend for life, probably.
00:24:00As sensitive as he is.
00:24:02And it is kind of the golden rule
00:24:04between friends, but I say go for it.
00:24:06I mean,
00:24:08it's like he's my best friend.
00:24:14Hey.
00:24:16Hey.
00:24:18What are you doing?
00:24:20Uh, just
00:24:22playing this game.
00:24:26Is it alright for me to be here?
00:24:28Yeah, what wouldn't be okay for you to be here?
00:24:30I don't know.
00:24:32Just sitting there.
00:24:34No, it's okay
00:24:36for you to be here.
00:24:38Beautiful girl, I do not want you here.
00:24:40I'd much rather play video games by myself.
00:24:42See?
00:24:46So, where's Mark?
00:24:48Um, he's over at Oscar's.
00:24:52How come you're not over there with them?
00:24:54Because all they do is play video games over there.
00:24:58But you're playing video games right now.
00:25:00Yeah, I know.
00:25:02It's kind of a joke.
00:25:04Shut up.
00:25:06So,
00:25:08earlier when you came in,
00:25:10I was singing a stupid song.
00:25:12I do stuff like that real random sometimes.
00:25:16What song?
00:25:18That stupid song you heard me sing earlier.
00:25:20When you walked in.
00:25:22I didn't hear a song.
00:25:24You didn't hear me sing it?
00:25:26No.
00:25:28Sing it again.
00:25:30I'm not singing it again. You sing it.
00:25:32No, I don't sing it anymore.
00:25:34You used to sing?
00:25:36Yeah.
00:25:38Were you in choir?
00:25:40Second chorus.
00:25:42But you don't sing?
00:25:44No.
00:25:46Then why were you in choir?
00:25:48I don't know.
00:25:50You don't know why you were in choir?
00:25:52No.
00:25:54Dude, I thought I was going to sing it again.
00:25:56We're playing a field for you to play.
00:26:00I told Mark to get ready to be a knucklehead
00:26:02Shut up.
00:26:04Shut up.
00:26:06You're in my spot.
00:26:08No, this is my seat.
00:26:10This is my seat.
00:26:12No, I can't.
00:26:18I love playing with your hair.
00:26:22I guess you can play with my hair too.
00:26:24You might like to play with it.
00:26:26I gotta go. Bye.
00:26:32So what did you guys do?
00:26:34Nothing.
00:26:38She came over and I screwed it all up.
00:26:40All I did was sit here and talk about video games the entire time.
00:26:42Man, please tell me you're not actually trying to talk to her.
00:26:46Why?
00:26:48It's just kind of fucked up, don't you think?
00:26:52I mean, she broke up.
00:26:54He broke up with her.
00:26:56It doesn't matter, dude.
00:26:58You just don't do something like that.
00:27:00I don't know.
00:27:06I mean, it doesn't matter anymore.
00:27:08I fucked it up.
00:27:10I mean, I'm not trying to tell you how to run your life or anything like that,
00:27:12but, you know, it's just...
00:27:16I don't know.
00:27:22Hey, Sean, can you shoot me the syntax on these global variables?
00:27:24I need to know where to put the brackets.
00:27:26Hmm?
00:27:30Dude, are you even paying attention?
00:27:32I'm that bad?
00:27:34Man, get in the game.
00:27:36You got the pink eye.
00:27:38The what?
00:27:40You got the eye on that pink.
00:27:42Now you won't be able to focus until you get it or get rejected, so...
00:27:44So just call her and get it over with.
00:27:48Can I call her on the phone?
00:27:50I'm going to ask her out for a first time.
00:27:52I didn't know she had to do that in person.
00:27:54It's called contagious confidence,
00:27:56and the only way you're going to get that
00:27:58is by putting on that 15-inch penis face.
00:28:00It's over.
00:28:02All right.
00:28:06Well, if that's all there is to it...
00:28:08I'm serious, man.
00:28:10Submodalities.
00:28:12Hey.
00:28:14Yeah, I was just seeing what you were doing
00:28:16to see if you were at work or not,
00:28:18and if you're not working tonight,
00:28:20I was just thinking maybe you and me should go out and do something.
00:28:22I don't know if it has to be a date or anything.
00:28:24It could just be me and you going out,
00:28:26just hanging out or something.
00:28:28You know, just having fun like we've done before.
00:28:30If something happens, it happens.
00:28:32I'm not trying to push anything on you.
00:28:34I'm sure you might be dating somebody else.
00:28:36I'm not trying to be like...
00:28:38I know you might have something to do.
00:28:40This is really last minute and stuff.
00:28:42I just thought of doing something,
00:28:44but if you're...
00:28:46If you're busy,
00:28:48then whatever.
00:28:50So, uh, just let me know if...
00:28:52Oh, fuck.
00:28:54I screwed it up.
00:28:56If you want to call me back if you want to do something,
00:28:58just let me know.
00:29:00Hang up the fucking phone.
00:29:02Alright, bye.
00:29:04Boomshakalaka!
00:29:06You don't even know.
00:29:08I was this close to disowning you
00:29:10right after
00:29:12a double A drop kicked you out the window.
00:29:14Man, I would disown me if I called like that.
00:29:16You think I'm that bad?
00:29:18Take me out to the grocery store.
00:29:20I have some talking to do.
00:29:22Man, I thought you'd never ask.
00:29:32Hey.
00:29:34Oh my gosh.
00:29:36Hi.
00:29:38Did you not see me walk in?
00:29:40No, because you were behind me.
00:29:42I didn't think you saw me.
00:29:44I didn't.
00:29:46I'm folding a plastic crane.
00:29:48A plastic crane?
00:29:50Can you make a frog?
00:29:52No.
00:29:54I only do birds.
00:29:56Can you make...
00:29:58No, I only do birds.
00:30:00So what you want?
00:30:02You gonna buy anything today?
00:30:04You trying to solicit?
00:30:06No, I'm just trying to...
00:30:08You work out commission now?
00:30:10There's nobody in here.
00:30:12I'm so bored.
00:30:14I'll buy anything.
00:30:16So...
00:30:18How much longer you gonna be here?
00:30:20Um, till nine.
00:30:22Till nine?
00:30:24If I live that long.
00:30:26Are you performing here tomorrow?
00:30:28Um, no, actually.
00:30:30I'm on hiatus tomorrow.
00:30:32Okay, what will you be doing tomorrow?
00:30:34I just thought that maybe...
00:30:36Shh.
00:30:38Follow me.
00:30:40Bring the bird.
00:30:42Okay.
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:46I fell once.
00:30:48Once?
00:30:50Twice.
00:30:52Let's converse.
00:30:54Okay.
00:30:56So you're gonna think this is like really weird,
00:30:58but yesterday I was so talking about you
00:31:00with a friend of mine.
00:31:02Okay.
00:31:04Well, you probably know him.
00:31:06Um, Randy.
00:31:08Randy?
00:31:10Who?
00:31:12Randy McCullough?
00:31:14The one and only?
00:31:16The guy that, uh,
00:31:18got so drugged out he told everybody he was Jesus Christ
00:31:20walking down the street?
00:31:22No.
00:31:24The guy that's twelve years older?
00:31:26Thirteen years older?
00:31:28No, it was just a joke.
00:31:30He wasn't drugged out.
00:31:32He was drunk.
00:31:34I was there.
00:31:36Oh, come on.
00:31:38Are you trying to talk about it with your friend or something?
00:31:40No, I mean, he's just a friend of mine. Don't be mad.
00:31:42I mean, we're not...
00:31:44We're not going out. We're just friends.
00:31:46I'm not mad.
00:31:48Okay. Don't act mad.
00:31:50I'm not too mad.
00:31:52I'm smiling. My teeth are showing.
00:31:54Okay. Just drop it.
00:31:56So...
00:32:02What are you doing?
00:32:04Nothing.
00:32:06So you said you weren't doing anything tomorrow?
00:32:08No. I mean...
00:32:10I was just gonna say, if you're not doing anything tomorrow, I think, uh...
00:32:12I mean, we could do something.
00:32:14Well, I sort of have to hang out
00:32:16with my mom and sister tomorrow.
00:32:18Well, I mean, like...
00:32:20What time are you, like, getting back or, like, going in the morning?
00:32:22No, we're gonna go have lunch first.
00:32:24And then...
00:32:26Head down that way.
00:32:28And then spend a couple hours there.
00:32:30And then probably go have dinner.
00:32:32Because it takes so long to get back.
00:32:34So...
00:32:36Okay. Well...
00:32:38So we probably won't be back till late.
00:32:40Okay.
00:32:42Well, if you have to hang out with them in the morning...
00:32:44Yeah.
00:32:46Are you mad?
00:32:48No, I'm not mad.
00:32:50You sound mad.
00:32:52How do I sound mad? I'm not, like, angry. I'm not getting loud with you or something.
00:32:54Okay. Okay.
00:32:56Well, have fun hanging out with your family.
00:32:58And, uh...
00:33:00I think I messed this thing up a little bit.
00:33:02That might be good.
00:33:04Well, I mean...
00:33:06Call me.
00:33:08We'll plan something another time.
00:33:10Okay.
00:33:12I mean, it's not like tomorrow's the only day
00:33:14left in the universe.
00:33:16I know. I was just saying...
00:33:18Okay?
00:33:20Okay.
00:33:24I'm taking this.
00:33:26Okay.
00:33:30So...
00:33:32You see this?
00:33:34It just looks like somebody
00:33:36who just picked up a girl
00:33:38who just got a date.
00:33:40She said she has to spend time with her family in the morning.
00:33:42Dude, that is so much bullshit.
00:33:44I know. I let her know when I was talking to her.
00:33:46I let her know that I don't believe it.
00:33:48Shit.
00:33:50I don't believe it.
00:33:52I don't believe it.
00:33:54I don't believe it.
00:33:56I don't believe it.
00:33:58I don't believe it.
00:34:00Shit. She lives at home.
00:34:02That's what I'm saying.
00:34:06Did you do the 15-inch one?
00:34:08Yes.
00:34:10You know why it didn't work?
00:34:12Because you have shorts on.
00:34:14Start the fucking car.
00:34:16Is my misery fun?
00:34:18All right, I'm gonna take you to our house.
00:34:20You can throw rocks at our window.
00:34:22Oh, yeah.
00:34:24I'll take you to the barbell room.
00:34:26I'll take you to the barbell room.
00:34:28Oh, yeah.
00:34:42I wasn't in that stupid group
00:34:44that Travis tried to start in 6th grade.
00:34:46What?
00:34:48Remember that stupid group he tried to start
00:34:50after he supposedly had sex with a Vicky Stanley girl?
00:34:52Oh, uh,
00:34:54Paper keepers? Yes.
00:34:57Gosh.
00:34:58Man, did you just not write me a letter?
00:35:00You just sent me one like three weeks ago.
00:35:02So? I've already sent you like four.
00:35:04Four letters?
00:35:06That's kind of gay.
00:35:08What I think is kind of gay is when you have a girl come over
00:35:11and the whole time all you do is talk about video games.
00:35:13That's not what we talked about.
00:35:15That's not what I heard.
00:35:16What, you talked to her?
00:35:18Yeah, I saw her at the gas station.
00:35:20Seriously, that's what she said about me?
00:35:22Dude, quit being so defensive.
00:35:25I'm just messing with you.
00:35:26I'm not being defensive.
00:35:27Whatever.
00:35:32Are we already out of golden grams?
00:35:34I don't know, call mom and tell her to pick some up.
00:35:37So, y'all talked about me?
00:35:40I mean, y'all talked and stuff?
00:35:42So, yeah, a little bit.
00:35:44What'd you say?
00:35:46I said you came over, asked her out.
00:35:50And?
00:35:51And, well, what did she tell you?
00:35:53She said you had to spend time with her family or something.
00:35:56Well, what time was she going to come by?
00:35:59I don't know, probably like 7 or something.
00:36:02Wouldn't you just want to be prepared if she does come by?
00:36:06Well, what if I'm all dressed up and she doesn't show up?
00:36:08Well, what if she does show up and you're not prepared?
00:36:10Wouldn't it make you look even worse?
00:36:12Wouldn't I feel more of a loser if I'm all dressed up?
00:36:14Well, why don't you just go get ready because she's coming over.
00:36:17That's what she told me, all right?
00:36:19That's all I had to say.
00:36:25Knock, knock.
00:36:26Who's there?
00:36:27Wooden.
00:36:28Wooden who?
00:36:29Wouldn't you like to go out with me, woman?
00:36:31No.
00:36:32Are you trying to hit on my date?
00:36:34I'm entertaining your guest.
00:36:35Yeah, you ready?
00:36:36I don't know if you want to hear more knock, knock jokes or not.
00:36:38Let's go.
00:36:39All right, I got another one.
00:36:40No, you don't.
00:36:41Knock, knock.
00:36:42No.
00:36:43Ether.
00:36:44Bye.
00:36:45Ether Bunny.
00:36:50Knock, knock.
00:36:51Who's there?
00:36:52Consumption.
00:36:53Consumption who?
00:36:54Can consumption be done about these jokes?
00:37:06Crap, I forgot.
00:37:08Okay, I guess you got it.
00:37:10There you go.
00:37:19You okay?
00:37:20Yeah.
00:37:21You like to ask that a lot, don't you?
00:37:23Ask what?
00:37:24If I'm okay, if I'm all right or something.
00:37:27Sorry, just asking.
00:37:29I'm ready to paint the town red.
00:37:31Paint the town what?
00:37:33You never heard of that?
00:37:34No.
00:37:35That's some stupid old saying.
00:37:37Well, you're going to learn what it is tonight.
00:37:39You're supposed to go bowling.
00:37:41No, I hate bowling.
00:37:43You don't like bowling?
00:37:44Anything but bowling.
00:37:45What, you want to watch a movie?
00:37:47No.
00:37:49You don't like bowling or a movie?
00:37:54All right, well, what do you want to do?
00:38:00I mean, I'm dating and stuff.
00:38:02I just, I guess I was a late bloomer.
00:38:04And every other girl was always in a relationship.
00:38:07Already all the good ones at least.
00:38:09Why do you want to date me?
00:38:11Why?
00:38:13Because I think you're fun and pretty and smart.
00:38:20What?
00:38:21What do you think is pretty about me?
00:38:23What's sexy about me?
00:38:25I think you have a really pretty face.
00:38:29I don't know, I'm not like a poet.
00:38:31I'm not going to be able to describe it.
00:38:32It's like the best perfection.
00:38:35I think you have a nice cheekbone structure.
00:38:37Why do guys always say that?
00:38:39What, you don't like your cheekbones?
00:38:41No, I mean, they're fine, but I don't like it when people say,
00:38:43I like your cheekbones.
00:38:45That's just boring.
00:38:47I don't know, I think you have really pretty feet.
00:38:49I like my feet.
00:38:53I don't know what else to like.
00:38:55I like, um,
00:38:57I like
00:38:59your breasts.
00:39:02Yeah, I like them too.
00:39:04They're a nice size for me, I think.
00:39:07Okay.
00:39:09What about my eyes?
00:39:11You don't even fish for compliments,
00:39:13you just hunt them down with your bare hands.
00:39:15Well, I mean, these are the things that you're supposed to ask
00:39:17on first dates.
00:39:19I don't know, I feel like I'm supposed to give you some
00:39:21long story about how beautiful and romantic
00:39:23your eyes are, but I've never,
00:39:25I think they're nice, I just never
00:39:27really notice anything.
00:39:29I don't know.
00:39:31I can't tell you some kind of stupid line like every other guy would say.
00:39:33But most guys
00:39:35like my eyes.
00:39:37Most guys are full of shit.
00:39:39I'm downtown.
00:39:43Pathetic.
00:39:45Oh, kind of like your attempt to get with Christina the other night?
00:39:47What are you talking about?
00:39:49What am I talking about?
00:39:51Hey, two dates, no kiss.
00:39:53Okay.
00:39:55Man, I already told him it was nothing but friend zone,
00:39:57you shut up, it's not friend zone.
00:39:59Man, y'all don't see anything wrong with this.
00:40:01At all.
00:40:03I already told you what I thought about dating some damn Asians.
00:40:05Man, listen,
00:40:07Lucas broke up with her,
00:40:09and, you know, he's dating some new girl
00:40:11from Portugal,
00:40:13Elena, so I don't see what the big deal is.
00:40:15He's already moved. I haven't seen that dude once.
00:40:17This is true.
00:40:19There's one thing I don't understand, though, still.
00:40:21Two dates, no kiss.
00:40:23I hate to say it, but friend zone.
00:40:25You too.
00:40:27Seriously, man, did you even try making a move?
00:40:29I tried making a move,
00:40:31but with me being so tall and her being so short,
00:40:33it's just so...
00:40:35Okay, okay, listen.
00:40:37With me being the tallest person
00:40:39here, I think I have a right to speak.
00:40:41Well, speak quickly.
00:40:43Okay, so when I'm over there trying to make a move,
00:40:45I go in for, like, the hug
00:40:47at the end of it.
00:40:49She's so short, and with me being so tall,
00:40:51when I try to go in, it's too awkward
00:40:53for her face down here.
00:40:55Still, you can position yourself in a certain way.
00:40:57No, no, I already got a plan. What I want to do is
00:40:59next time, we're going to go out towards
00:41:01the steps, and I'm going to walk ahead in the steps
00:41:03before she gets down, so she'll be on the
00:41:05ascending part of the steps. We'll be, like,
00:41:07the same height, so then when I come in
00:41:09for the hug, we'll be around the same height,
00:41:11and then I can go in, and I can kiss her. Like that.
00:41:13That easy. Oh, no, that's not awkward
00:41:15at all. It's not awkward to corral her at the end of the
00:41:17stairs, keep her from leaving your house.
00:41:19I've never heard so much planning for a kiss
00:41:21in my life.
00:41:23This is why you're a virgin, okay?
00:41:25Whatever. Well, whatever you do,
00:41:27you better make it happen tonight. I don't know, like,
00:41:29when we're hanging out, it almost feels, like, awkward to try to make a move,
00:41:31because what we're doing, it's just,
00:41:33I don't know, so comfortable.
00:41:35Yeah, I think there's some other people that are comfortable hanging out
00:41:37together. They're called friends. The other night,
00:41:39she had a dream she had sex with me. People have
00:41:41dreams about having sex with everybody.
00:41:43Hell, I had a dream about having sex with a
00:41:45six-foot bird after it saved me from falling off a cliff.
00:41:47I was running from a rabid squirrel.
00:41:49What does that mean? What the fuck are you talking about?
00:41:51This ain't about me.
00:41:53No, it's about you now. This whole
00:41:55topic, this whole conversation has now shifted
00:41:57to you. Man, you'd be so lucky.
00:41:59Seriously, you guys don't find anything at all
00:42:01wrong with him talking to her at all?
00:42:03No.
00:42:05Listen, you're
00:42:0722 years old. This has been a
00:42:09long time coming. I was this close
00:42:11to letting you borrow my girlfriend.
00:42:13Thank you, that's not kind of saying at all.
00:42:15Whatever, man. You got your ethics, I got mine.
00:42:17What are you talking about? You dated your cousin.
00:42:19No, I didn't. Lacey Woodall.
00:42:21Man, she's like my third cousin, dude.
00:42:23Once it gets to that point, it don't matter.
00:42:25Hey, I told you, don't even worry about all this. All this ain't
00:42:27nothing but training. Kind of like, you know,
00:42:29when you make all the mistakes with this one,
00:42:31then when you find the right one and get in the real relationship,
00:42:33you won't make no mistakes at all.
00:42:35It's kind of like eating beans without no tortilla,
00:42:37man. What the fuck? You get the worst
00:42:39advice.
00:42:41At least I got some advice.
00:42:43Fuck.
00:42:45Yeah, man.
00:42:47I mean, that looks cool, but I don't think I really got time
00:42:49to learn all that coding and all that kind of stuff.
00:42:51No, don't worry about
00:42:53the technical side. We just need
00:42:55y'all's help on the more artistic side
00:42:57and some of the debugging and
00:42:59the beta testing and stuff like that.
00:43:01We're going to take care of all the C-Sharp
00:43:03and the coding.
00:43:05Hey, what's
00:43:07that blue thing right there?
00:43:11Come in.
00:43:13It's not the blue thing, it's the image
00:43:15that we just spent the
00:43:17last 30 minutes drawing.
00:43:19Hey.
00:43:21Hey, what are y'all doing?
00:43:23Working on this game. I love that shirt.
00:43:25Thanks.
00:43:27You want one? Yeah, I want that one.
00:43:29Right now.
00:43:33Great.
00:43:37I got to check my Facebook.
00:43:39See you later.
00:43:41Did you just get off work?
00:43:43Do you want to
00:43:45go to my room? For what?
00:43:47You want to go look at my stamp collection?
00:43:49You have a stamp
00:43:51collection? Yeah.
00:43:53When did you get a stamp collection?
00:43:55Like rubber stamps?
00:43:57Like all kinds of stamps.
00:43:59How come we've never heard about this? I've had it for a while,
00:44:01don't worry about it. Why do you have a stamp collection?
00:44:03I just thought it'd be cool. I want to see your stamp collection.
00:44:05Let's go look at it.
00:44:07Wait.
00:44:09What are you so
00:44:11worried about? I'll show you in a little bit.
00:44:25Where is it? I want to see it.
00:44:27I don't
00:44:29have it. I lied about it.
00:44:31Oh. I really wanted to see your stamp
00:44:33collection. Yeah, no, that's a sad part.
00:44:35No, what's really sad is if you actually had
00:44:37one. Yeah, I know.
00:44:41So why'd you say you had a stamp collection?
00:44:43Well, I mean, if that's what I gotta do to get us alone,
00:44:45then... Why do you
00:44:47want us alone?
00:44:49I thought you wanted to be alone,
00:44:51so that's why you came over. Oh, I just
00:44:53stopped by after work real quick.
00:44:57Okay.
00:44:59What's this?
00:45:01Oh, it's
00:45:03some second grade field trip.
00:45:05They had us get a dollar's worth of
00:45:07change and it froze in some kind of cube.
00:45:09You okay?
00:45:13Yeah.
00:45:15Anyway,
00:45:17I gotta go.
00:45:19I have class and then I have work tomorrow, so...
00:45:21Well, I got you some.
00:45:23Thanks.
00:45:27Oh, you're okay.
00:45:29Yeah, I know. I'm sorry, too.
00:45:31What are you doing?
00:45:33What? I'm standing here.
00:45:35Are you trying to block me?
00:45:37Yes. I don't ever want you to leave.
00:45:39Okay.
00:45:47What?
00:45:51You bit my lip.
00:45:53Sorry.
00:45:55Well, I mean, did you not want me to kiss you?
00:45:57No. I mean...
00:45:59I mean...
00:46:01I don't know.
00:46:03Since you bit my lip, you didn't want me to...
00:46:05What are you talking about?
00:46:07I don't know.
00:46:09I guess I'll screw you up.
00:46:11Don't feel bad about it.
00:46:13I mean, it's good that you did that.
00:46:15That I did what? That you made the move.
00:46:17Yeah.
00:46:19Because, you know, I don't usually kiss guys I'm not dating.
00:46:21Well, we're not.
00:46:23Bye, John.
00:46:25Bye.
00:46:31Oh, my gosh.
00:46:33I didn't know you could do that.
00:46:35Well, it's not working for me. I don't have it.
00:46:37What's it called? Hitchhiker's thumb?
00:46:39I think it's a recessive trait, like,
00:46:41blind hair and blue eyes.
00:46:43Oh, I seem to have those traits.
00:46:45See, that's the reason I can't ever be that mad at Hitler.
00:46:47Because as bad as he was,
00:46:49he wanted more of me.
00:46:51He wanted more of me.
00:46:53I can't help but take that as a compliment.
00:46:55You want to take a compliment from somebody that committed genocide?
00:46:57It's like, oh, thank you. I appreciate this.
00:46:59No, but seriously, you got to think, though.
00:47:01He wasn't a blonde-haired, blue-eyed guy.
00:47:03It'd be one thing if that was it, because he just wants more of himself.
00:47:05But he wasn't. He wanted more of me.
00:47:07Like, he went out of his way to compliment me like that.
00:47:09I wouldn't understand, because I never thought that just because
00:47:11somebody didn't have the same color hair, they deserved to die.
00:47:13So, I probably wouldn't understand.
00:47:15But, no, I do understand. Yeah, I do.
00:47:17See? I need to see my wife.
00:47:19What is this AI crap going on?
00:47:21I know what we need. I just don't know how to put it in, though.
00:47:23I don't understand.
00:47:25I don't understand what the problem is.
00:47:27This whole time, we've been taking modules, downloading them,
00:47:29tweaking them, and this is the same thing.
00:47:31It's on the same lines.
00:47:33Have you tried it?
00:47:35It's not like that third-grade shit we were doing before.
00:47:37It's like a whole other thing.
00:47:39I mean, I haven't done AI in particular,
00:47:41but model tweaking is what we've been doing the entire time.
00:47:43I thought all the white room experiment stuff,
00:47:45you would have figured it out by now.
00:47:47The white room experiment isn't exactly working out
00:47:49like I thought it would.
00:47:51It's just...
00:47:53It's too much. Too much white.
00:47:55It's like how silence is deafening.
00:47:57There's nothing going on, so I just sit in there
00:47:59and I'm like...
00:48:01I guess there's more inspiration
00:48:03in jumbled up stuff than I thought,
00:48:05because poets, writers, they're outside.
00:48:07They have ambient noise,
00:48:09like birds chirping.
00:48:11They have the backdrop of nature
00:48:13to put them in the trance.
00:48:15I just feel like it's a more productive environment.
00:48:17Well, whatever we're going to do,
00:48:19we need to do something quick,
00:48:21because I'm going over to Christina in a few hours.
00:48:23What's she going to do?
00:48:25Some stupid movie she wants to see.
00:48:29You trying to tell me something?
00:48:31Take this guy.
00:48:33You want to go?
00:48:35You don't think she'll mind?
00:48:37I know that I have been waiting for a long time
00:48:39for you to be one of the third wheels on my day.
00:48:41Shut up, man.
00:48:43I'm pretty sure third wheel is an insult.
00:48:51I want you.
00:48:53Can't you understand that?
00:48:55Yes.
00:48:57Sorry.
00:48:59Excuse me. Sorry.
00:49:03Could you guys have picked a worse area to sit?
00:49:05Could you be any more rude?
00:49:09Funny.
00:49:11We're both going to wear black today.
00:49:13Sorry. I forgot.
00:49:17So what did you guys do today?
00:49:19Paint the town red?
00:49:21Paint the town red?
00:49:23Some stupid saying I taught her.
00:49:25No.
00:49:27We just got a lot done on the video game.
00:49:29Cool.
00:49:31My friend Toby, he works on stuff like that
00:49:33except with websites.
00:49:35Yeah. That's the same thing.
00:49:37You guys should really meet him. He's awesome.
00:49:39Yeah. We'll get right on that.
00:49:41I can't wait.
00:49:45Watch out.
00:49:47I'm sorry.
00:49:57I'm sorry.
00:50:01Hey, where have you been?
00:50:03My sister needed me to get her something at Walmart.
00:50:05Your sister?
00:50:07No.
00:50:09So what's going on?
00:50:11I thought she was getting married.
00:50:13She is.
00:50:15But who are those guys?
00:50:17One of them is her father.
00:50:19Which one?
00:50:21I don't know. It hasn't said yet.
00:50:23Oh.
00:50:25What can I do to ease the pain?
00:50:35Are you trying to touch Gavin?
00:50:37Because I'll move.
00:50:39I just can't.
00:50:41Why?
00:50:43Ew.
00:50:47Excuse me.
00:50:53Dude, seriously.
00:50:55This is fucking ridiculous.
00:50:57I say we just let her come back
00:50:59to an empty row of seats.
00:51:01We should. Let's do it.
00:51:03Let's just see what happens.
00:51:05Oh, I know what's going to happen. The sequel.
00:51:13So, uh, Jack.
00:51:17How many of those burgers are there?
00:51:19Man, this is the worst
00:51:21I've ever seen in my life.
00:51:25Then what are you getting?
00:51:29This is horrible.
00:51:31This is terrible.
00:51:33What are we watching this for?
00:51:35No, I mean the book.
00:51:37Good answer.
00:51:39That's a good answer.
00:51:43Alright.
00:51:47What does that look like to you?
00:51:49There's little things in there.
00:51:51Some little bugs.
00:51:55I don't know. It kind of looks like it.
00:51:57I don't taste anything different.
00:51:59It tastes fine, but I don't know what bugs taste like.
00:52:07Man, don't even answer that crap.
00:52:09I won't answer it.
00:52:13Hello?
00:52:15Yeah.
00:52:19Nothing.
00:52:21Not really.
00:52:25You know what I think is weird?
00:52:27I think it's weird that
00:52:29when you go to the movies with someone,
00:52:31they disappear for hours at a time
00:52:33to go date some other guy while lying about
00:52:35getting something for their sister at Walmart.
00:52:39How are you still going to tell me that?
00:52:43Whatever. You're such a liar.
00:52:45Well, don't.
00:52:55I think this does have bugs in it.
00:53:01I'm going to dump the scrap out.
00:53:05One Mississippi.
00:53:07Two Mississippi.
00:53:09Three Mississippi.
00:53:11Oh my.
00:53:13How did he get that?
00:53:19We just gave you a fucking
00:53:21out of bounds play.
00:53:23We called out right at the edge of the asphalt.
00:53:25Line up, boys.
00:53:27Oceans Queens, 18.
00:53:29One Mississippi.
00:53:31Two Mississippi. Three Mississippi.
00:53:33Four Mississippi.
00:53:35Get it. Get it.
00:53:37Oh, shit.
00:53:39Two hands on his body, man.
00:53:43That's how you play two hands.
00:53:45Two hands at a time like that.
00:53:47You know, like that.
00:53:49I'm trying to figure out how all the chunky boys got on the same team.
00:53:51Man, you want to be skins next time?
00:53:53I'm still scratching right now.
00:53:55Man, I guess. It don't matter. We won.
00:53:57Yeah, because you don't know what out of bounds is.
00:53:59You don't know what the fuck passing appearance is.
00:54:01Yeah, for real.
00:54:03Hey, prison rules.
00:54:05Unnecessary roughness.
00:54:07I'll talk to you later. I got to go.
00:54:09Dude, I don't even want to hear it. Just do me a favor.
00:54:11Say hi to Christina number two, please.
00:54:13Hey, don't even compare the two, man. Nothing alike.
00:54:15We'll see. Just please tell me you're going to be at graduation.
00:54:17Hell yeah, I'm going to be at graduation.
00:54:19I miss Patrick getting a freaking straw up his ass.
00:54:21You think I'm going to miss graduation?
00:54:23That happened to him, and he got knocked out.
00:54:25And we still see more of him than we see of you.
00:54:27You know, I mean, I realized
00:54:29that I was gone a lot, and I kind of acted like a
00:54:31bitch.
00:54:33And I'm working on it, man.
00:54:35Stop being a bitch. That's all you got to do.
00:54:37And you know what, motherfuckers?
00:54:39I see y'all doing something on this game,
00:54:41and I actually want to help out. I think that's going to be pretty cool.
00:54:43Uh, thanks.
00:54:45We're actually trying to get something done for once.
00:54:47Yeah. What you writing about?
00:54:49Huh?
00:54:51I got to tell you something, man.
00:54:53What's up?
00:54:55I've been
00:54:57dating Christina for the past two months.
00:54:59And I wasn't like
00:55:01trying to talk to her or anything.
00:55:03You know, we were just hanging out and stuff
00:55:05like we were before.
00:55:07And she seemed cool. I've never really had a female friend.
00:55:09And she's like a friend girl.
00:55:11She's like hanging out and stuff. She's like really cool.
00:55:13So I'm just thinking like that.
00:55:15But she started pursuing me.
00:55:17And I wouldn't normally do that, because I've always been against
00:55:19talking to somebody's ex-girlfriend and everything.
00:55:21You've probably heard me say that before, but
00:55:23it's just, I don't know.
00:55:25You broke up with her, so I didn't think you wanted anything with her.
00:55:27And you were dating Elena
00:55:29after that, and she's going to end up dating some douchebag
00:55:31anyway, so I'm just thinking, you know,
00:55:33I might as well, you know.
00:55:35Uh...
00:55:37Well, did y'all kiss or anything?
00:55:39I mean,
00:55:41kind of, but not really.
00:55:43Are you still seeing her?
00:55:45Fuck no. No, you didn't even hear
00:55:47the worst part yet. Like, we went to the movie theater
00:55:49and she ended up cheating on me.
00:55:51Gavin could tell you about it. He was there.
00:55:55Man, that bitch
00:55:57needs to be in a straitjacket.
00:55:59She is certified crazy.
00:56:01Believe that. I agree, man. I know.
00:56:03I know.
00:56:05No, that's the craziest thing about it.
00:56:07I'm just thinking, like, I found, like, kind of like the perfect girl.
00:56:09That's probably what she felt at first.
00:56:11And, um...
00:56:13It just felt like after all this,
00:56:15like, after I put her up here, it's just...
00:56:17It's her lying and doing all that.
00:56:19It just broke everything away. Like, it messed up my trust system.
00:56:21Like, I can't even believe anything she's ever said.
00:56:23I know what you mean, man.
00:56:25Like, I felt... I felt like I was gonna marry her.
00:56:29Me too.
00:56:31Damn, man. Me too.
00:56:33Man, dude, whatever.
00:56:55I want to lick you up and down.
00:57:19Me too.
00:57:21Me too?
00:57:23That's why we're doing this stuff, so I can get better at it, at least try to sound like
00:57:32a girl, so I'm in like the right mood, man I'm in no way cheating on you man, are you
00:57:40being serious?
00:57:41Man I'm just messing with you about it, why are you taking this so serious?
00:57:46I'm just, I just feel like that's part of the reason why she left me, cause I'm too
00:57:52inexperienced.
00:57:53Luke for the last time, that girl is messed up, I mean think of all the stories Lucas
00:57:58has about what all the shit she did to him, just do me a favor, and if a girl ever tells
00:58:06you she wants to lick you up and down, just don't say me too.
00:58:11I can't think right now, it's just all this crap about dad and working on the game and
00:58:16studying and shit.
00:58:17Dude tell me about it, I got two tests tomorrow, but after that we're off to Travis's graduation,
00:58:23when we get back we're switching into renaissance mode though, no more distractions, I mean
00:58:30no school, no work, no girls, nothing.
00:58:34I thought you said it was next weekend.
00:58:40Dude, I told you Sunday, it was this next Friday.
00:58:44You told me Sunday it was next Friday, which would mean the Friday of the next week, that
00:58:49would be this Friday if it's this Friday coming up.
00:58:52Man whatever, if you were writing letters to him like a friend should, you would know
00:58:56when the graduation is, it's not like you had anything better to do.
00:59:02Dude, don't say shit.
00:59:04If you tell me this has anything to do with Christina, that's just perfect.
00:59:11Great, it's good to see you got your priorities in order, one of your best friends is graduating
00:59:17from basic training, and all you can do is just go hang out with some bitch that's been
00:59:21messing around with five guys behind your back.
00:59:22She hasn't been messing with five guys, that guy she was going to see was just some friend
00:59:27of hers that she dated a long time ago, and he was leaving to Iraq to see the National
00:59:30Guard's last day of the year.
00:59:31Then why'd she lie to you about it on the phone the other day?
00:59:33Because she doesn't like people in her business.
00:59:35Oh yeah, okay.
00:59:39She don't think there's any way she can be telling the truth, like she has to be lying.
00:59:43All I'm saying is, there's only two kinds of people on this planet with lives that private,
00:59:48secret agents and sluts, I'll let you decide which one you think she is.
00:59:51Not to mention how she flirts with your brother right in front of your face.
00:59:54That's just her personality, remember she was like that when we first met her.
00:59:57Oh yeah, that's just her personality.
01:00:00Oh hey Mark, hey Sean's brother, it's just my personality.
01:00:04Sean won't mind, he knows it's just my personality.
01:00:09Seriously?
01:00:13Man, why you trying to hold it in?
01:00:15Go ahead and laugh.
01:00:16That's all you can do when you're in a situation this fucked up.
01:00:20Why are you even going anyway?
01:00:22It's Memphis in May.
01:00:23At least tell me there's going to be some good bands.
01:00:26Fuck no, there's going to be like Three 6 Mafia and Hinder.
01:00:29That's just perfect, you don't even give me anything that I can tell Lucas for you.
01:00:34I mean why the fuck are you even, why are you going then?
01:00:37Because it's all the way out Arkansas, she's never been out of Arkansas before,
01:00:40that's like a big deal for her, it'd be like a huge stepping stone in the relationship.
01:00:46Whatever man, I got to pack for tomorrow.
01:00:50Finish this shit up.
01:00:55Fuck.
01:01:16Just waiting on you.
01:01:21I thought you already told them that we were going to Memphis in May.
01:01:26That's stupid, how are they going to make you work even that...
01:01:33I miss my French graduation for this, so it's kind of a big deal.
01:01:41Alright.
01:01:43Alright.
01:01:55Ow, thanks Jesus.
01:01:57Just put me down.
01:01:58I'm alright.
01:01:59Oh my God.
01:02:04What's this?
01:02:07It's a bear.
01:02:09Is it yours?
01:02:11Yeah, it's my bear.
01:02:15So what's all this other stuff?
01:02:17All my things, like stuff I've got over periods of time that have become my stuff.
01:02:25These movies?
01:02:26Why, do you want to watch one?
01:02:28Sure.
01:02:30I don't know which one.
01:02:31Have you seen City of God?
01:02:33No, what's it about?
01:02:34It's about these Brazilian kids and drugs and gangs and stuff.
01:02:38It's too complicated, I'll just put it in.
01:02:40Okay.
01:02:56What are you doing?
01:02:57I'm just...
01:02:58Okay.
01:03:04I'm going to the bathroom.
01:03:06Okay.
01:03:25Okay.
01:03:45You leaving?
01:03:46Yeah, I can't stay and watch the rest, I've got to go take care of my dog.
01:03:50What dog?
01:03:52My dog.
01:03:53When did you get a dog?
01:03:54Two weeks ago.
01:03:56So you just got a dog out of nowhere?
01:03:58No, my friend Brian got it for me.
01:04:00Okay, who's Brian?
01:04:02My friend Brian.
01:04:04So how do you take care of a dog? You just feed it in water and it takes care of itself?
01:04:08Well, it's still a puppy though.
01:04:10So you feed it puppy food?
01:04:13I've got to go.
01:04:19Is something wrong?
01:04:21If you don't know by now, I don't know really what I can tell you.
01:04:25Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.
01:04:27If you've got something you've got to do, then go.
01:04:29I just thought it's a pretty big deal that I stayed home for Travis' graduation.
01:04:34Well, I didn't tell you to do that.
01:04:36I know, but I did it for you.
01:04:39Look, I'm sorry we didn't get to go to the concert.
01:04:42I'm not talking about that.
01:04:43Then what are you talking about?
01:04:46I'm talking about us.
01:04:50Now I'm confused. What do you want?
01:04:56I want you.
01:05:00Sorry, John. I've got to go.
01:05:09So is this it?
01:05:11What?
01:05:13I mean, are you just going to walk off?
01:05:16I told you I had to go.
01:05:17I know, but I mean, I just feel like this is going to be the end.
01:05:21Well, I certainly hope not.
01:05:23But if that's what you want, then...
01:05:25I mean, if you're just going to walk off and not...
01:05:29I've got to go.
01:05:47Bye.
01:06:06Hello?
01:06:09Hey.
01:06:11Nothing.
01:06:14About six hours away.
01:06:17Yeah.
01:06:19Yeah.
01:06:22I know.
01:06:23Call me whatever you want. I deserve it.
01:06:31Well, thanks, but I know what I am.
01:06:40Well, tell them I'm sorry. I'm...
01:06:42Alright.
01:06:43Alright.
01:06:45Alright, well tell them I'm sorry I missed your graduation.
01:06:50I'm not driving all the way out there.
01:06:55So, everything's forgiven?
01:06:58Even Lucas?
01:07:01How's Clink gonna be more mad at me than Lucas?
01:07:09Alright.
01:07:10Alright.
01:07:12Yeah, I'll drive out there.
01:07:14After everything I've done, I deserve a two-day car ride by myself.
01:07:20Alright.
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