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00:00:00Donkey, get down from there, it's past your bed time!
00:00:15Donkey, what's going on here?
00:00:18Oh, hey Shrek, I didn't hear you come in with all that smashing, bashing and crashing.
00:00:27Would you stop that please?
00:00:29Donkey, Survivor Sherwood Forest is almost done.
00:00:33We need to get those little monsters to sleep, quick!
00:00:37Have you tried reading them a bedtime story?
00:00:40Shrek, you're such a rookie, you've got a lot to learn about Chiron if you think these wild, fire-breathing animals want to listen to some tired old bedtime story.
00:00:49Rookie, eh?
00:00:50Yeah, well, beginner's luck.
00:00:52Alright, drunkies, Uncle Shrek is going to read you a fairy tale.
00:00:57Who wants to hear one?
00:01:01Oh, great. Now what are we going to do?
00:01:04Well, maybe we could make up our own stories.
00:01:08If you want my opinion, that's a big waste of time. Ain't nobody going to fall asleep listening to some dumb old...
00:01:12Once upon a time...
00:01:15Ahem, as I was saying...
00:01:18Once upon a time, in a land far, far away...
00:01:28Hey, shut the door! I got the air on!
00:01:45Give me a shot of your best milk. And a cookie chaser.
00:01:50Melting cookies? You monster!
00:01:58Just mosey along, little churro. This is between me and my afternoon snack.
00:02:04Fat chance, hairball! So long as I wear a badge, no cookies get crumbled in this town!
00:02:10That's gross! Let's draw!
00:02:35Gingerbread Man versus Puss in Boots!
00:02:39Get ready!
00:03:10You're not getting away with this!
00:03:13You're not getting away with this!
00:03:16You're not getting away with this!
00:03:19You're not getting away with this!
00:03:22You're not getting away with this!
00:03:25You're not getting away with this!
00:03:28You're not getting away with this!
00:03:31You're not getting away with this!
00:03:34You're not getting away with this!
00:03:37You're not getting away with this!
00:03:40One minute left!
00:04:07You're not getting away with this!
00:04:10You're not getting away with this!
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00:04:40You win!
00:05:07The brave men in metal lay siege to the castle of injustice.
00:05:11I know you're in there, Donkey. I can smell a criminal a mile away.
00:05:16Do I need to breath, man?
00:05:18I ain't no criminal. I mean, it's not like I scarfed a queen's vegetable garden or took a bubble bath in the mold or shed all over the royal sofa.
00:05:25Okay, maybe I did some bad things, but at least I ain't no crown prince of plastic surgery.
00:05:30Can it, Donkey, or you and your family will be going far, far up the river.
00:05:36Aw, nobody messes with my family. Kiss my hairy hooves.
00:05:40Over my muscular and heavily-lotioned dead body.
00:05:49Donkey versus Prince Charming!
00:05:53Get ready!
00:06:06Ha ha ha ha!
00:06:08Yah!
00:06:32Ha ha ha ha!
00:06:37Ha ha ha ha!
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00:07:03Ha ha ha ha!
00:07:06Ha ha ha ha!
00:07:16Ha ha ha ha!
00:07:21Ha ha ha ha!
00:07:22Oh
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00:07:52Ah
00:07:58You win
00:08:15Sup y'all
00:08:17Welcome to my cram castle day gingerbread the sweetest patent town
00:08:23I want to send a shout out to the muffin man. He hooked me up with this blinging dog house
00:08:29Hey, hey, you stupid nut. Don't make me bite your head off
00:08:33What do you think of my sweet ride? This baby is one of a kind
00:08:37Twin cam caramel engine rack and pinion stick the doodles butternut crunch pistons and look at these kicking rams
00:08:47And the icing on the cake is my giant gumball machine best of all it doesn't cost a penny
00:08:58Well, you'll hope you like the slamming tour now if you'll excuse me i'm heading back to my hot cocoa cup
00:09:05Hey, what was that?
00:09:07Hey, dude, where's the party? Look what you've done to my beautiful house
00:09:12I'm gonna knock you out
00:09:17Gingerbread man versus geno get ready
00:09:34Yeah
00:09:47Ah
00:10:02Yeah
00:10:17Oh
00:10:23One minute left
00:10:47Ah
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00:11:17So
00:11:26You win
00:11:28So
00:11:43Look we've reached the forbidden temple of master foo
00:11:51You know, I just remembered i've got an appointment to get my ear wax drilled I better get going donkey wait
00:11:56You can't abandon your training now you've come so far
00:12:00well
00:12:01Yeah, you know I did spend all that time perfecting my hoof and mouth stance
00:12:09Okay, okay, you're right master fool here comes the ultimate beatdown
00:12:16I want my money back for those karate lessons. Oh, please how hard could it be?
00:12:21Me
00:12:25Next
00:12:26Foo i'm here to avenge my feeble friend
00:12:30So you have mastered the elusive iron heel in bat guanos time no matter
00:12:36Your chance of survival is zero
00:12:41I am the thousand-year-old egg of destiny
00:12:45Ha ha ha ha
00:12:51Fiona versus humpty dumpty get ready
00:13:15So
00:13:27Ah
00:13:45Yes
00:13:56One minute
00:14:14So
00:14:24Yeah
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00:15:00You win
00:15:14You
00:15:21That's it I can't take it anymore
00:15:31Excuse me
00:15:34I mean excuse me, sir
00:15:37I hate to barge in here, but it's four in the morning speak up, bro
00:15:42I only got ears for rock and roll if you know what I mean
00:15:46I said can you keep it down?
00:15:50We haven't had a single night of peace and quiet since you moved next door
00:15:54Hey, man
00:15:55I can't chill out these hot riffs just so you can get your beauty sleep because
00:16:01You ogres really need it. What?
00:16:03I said too bad your wife isn't getting her beauty sleep because she
00:16:09sure
00:16:11I've heard that
00:16:14Someone's got to teach you some manners
00:16:17Well, allow me to show you the door
00:16:20At first jump i'm gonna knock you right off this block
00:16:30Shrek and fiona ogre versus latimodo get ready
00:16:40So
00:17:00Ah
00:17:11Ah
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00:17:40Ah
00:18:00Oh
00:18:11Huh
00:18:26Ten seconds left
00:18:41You win
00:19:01Welcome to fryer tux home of the bacon double patty monster breathing arteries won't clog. What can we fry you today?
00:19:11Oh
00:19:14Hey, buddy, make a choice already i'm starting to petrify back here
00:19:21Oh slow down pally I speak five languages, but I don't know gibberish want to take another whack at it
00:19:41We're closed
00:19:47All right, I don't like the sound of whatever it is you're saying metal mouth
00:19:51So i'm just gonna order you a knuckle sandwich with a side order of black whoopin
00:19:59Pinocchio versus black knight get ready
00:20:11Fresh exciting
00:20:38We can
00:20:40Fight
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00:21:11Yeah
00:21:30Relax
00:21:40Huh
00:21:55Ten seconds left
00:22:08You win
00:22:11You
00:22:22One man had a dream of bringing together the greatest chefs in the world
00:22:27He created the most exciting cooking challenge ever
00:22:31Let's meet our champions
00:22:34medieval chef of utensils
00:22:37medieval chef of cupcakes
00:22:40and tonight's high cholesterol challenger
00:22:45Let's find out what today's secret ingredient is
00:22:50Hey, I ain't no secret ingredient i've got a great recipe for rump roast
00:22:57Hey, look, i'm past my expiration date. All right
00:22:59Uh
00:23:06Donkey versus humpty dumpty and captain hook and gingerbread man
00:23:14Get ready
00:23:29So
00:23:48Ah
00:23:59Yeah
00:24:16One minute left
00:24:29So
00:24:46Ha ha
00:24:59So
00:25:06Ten seconds left
00:25:20You win
00:25:30You
00:25:35It looks like we found it
00:25:37the lair of the evil puppet master
00:25:40this may sound
00:25:42Less heroic than usual, but this place gives me the hippie jibbies
00:25:50Well now that's almost creepy
00:25:53Hey freddy cat. Don't tell me you're spooked by a goofy old puppet. No way boss
00:25:59But that wicked weirdo makes me a little uncomfortable
00:26:04Welcome to my laboratory
00:26:08Have you come to donate your body to science
00:26:14Fiend your dastardly schemes will progress no further we three champions will put an end to your treachery. Hey guys
00:26:29Okay, it is every cat's dream three new scratching posts and garfield
00:26:42Pussy boots versus shrek and
00:26:46Pinocchio and fiona ogre
00:26:50Get ready
00:27:00So
00:27:26Ha ha
00:27:29So
00:27:43Ha
00:27:59So
00:28:14Wow
00:28:29Huh
00:28:42Ten seconds left
00:28:55You win
00:28:59So
00:29:14Those stories are totally wrong donkey you made me look like some kind of an
00:29:20Ogre, well if the big stinky shoe fits besides I ain't the only one who made stuff up. Don't look at me
00:29:26Everything I said was true
00:29:28Hey, watch it termite boy. You can blind someone with that thing dear friends. Why must we argue?
00:29:34Can't we all just get along?
00:29:37Would someone please put the stupid cat out?
00:29:43Oh
00:29:44Aren't they sweet?
00:29:46And as they filed out of the room the drunkies didn't wake up and they slept happily ever
00:29:53Can it announcer guy or i'll pound you into next week
00:29:58So
00:30:29So
00:30:53Hey, dude, where's the party?
00:30:58Hey
00:31:28So
00:31:55Fiona ogre
00:31:59So
00:32:18Fiona ogre and fiona versus gingerbread man versus pussy boots
00:32:26Get ready
00:32:29So
00:32:42Ha ha ha
00:32:58Ah
00:33:01So
00:33:08Double slam
00:33:20Double slam
00:33:28Double slam
00:33:31Double slam
00:33:50Double slam
00:34:01So
00:34:18Ten seconds
00:34:28Sudden death
00:34:31So
00:34:36Ah
00:34:46Yeah
00:35:00So
00:35:15Prince charming versus shrek versus donkey versus red riding hood
00:35:24Get ready
00:35:30So
00:35:35Oh
00:35:53Double slam
00:36:01So
00:36:10Double slam
00:36:25One minute left
00:36:30So
00:36:39Double slam
00:37:00Oh
00:37:15Ten seconds
00:37:31So
00:37:46Red riding hood versus robin hood versus puff and puff wool versus gingerbread man
00:37:54Get ready
00:38:01Yeah
00:38:23Double slam super slam
00:38:31So
00:38:56One minute left
00:39:01Ah
00:39:08Double slam
00:39:23Double
00:39:30So
00:39:47Double
00:40:01So
00:40:16Black knight versus luna versus anthrax versus drunky
00:40:25Get ready
00:40:31Ha ha ha
00:40:56Ha ha ha
00:41:01Yeah
00:41:26One minute left
00:41:30So
00:41:35Double slam
00:41:49Yeah
00:42:01Yeah
00:42:16Ten seconds left
00:42:31So
00:42:52Huff and puff wool versus quatimodo versus gingerbread man versus shrek
00:42:58So
00:43:00Get ready
00:43:04Hey
00:43:17Hey
00:43:29Hey
00:43:39Hey
00:43:59Ha ha
00:44:18Ha ha ha
00:44:28Ah
00:44:40Double slam
00:44:52Ten seconds left
00:44:58Flash
00:45:01So
00:45:27Anthrax versus fiona
00:45:30versus
00:45:31Red riding hood versus donkey
00:45:35Get ready
00:45:57Double slam
00:46:00Slam
00:46:05Super slam
00:46:08So
00:46:28Double slam
00:46:34Super slam
00:46:37One minute left
00:47:08So
00:47:19Double slam
00:47:27Ten seconds
00:47:38So
00:47:40So
00:47:42So
00:48:05Cyclops versus fiona ogre versus shrek versus
00:48:11Pussy boots
00:48:13Get ready
00:48:29Oh
00:48:41Yeah
00:48:53Double slap
00:49:10So
00:49:15One minute left
00:49:20Double slam
00:49:31Double slam
00:49:40So
00:49:57Double slam
00:50:05Ten seconds
00:50:10Super slam
00:50:32Robin hood
00:50:40So
00:50:42Robin hood versus pinocchio versus humpty dumpty versus donkey
00:50:50Get ready
00:51:01Yeah
00:51:11So
00:51:30Yeah
00:51:41So
00:51:52One minute left
00:51:55So
00:52:09Double slam
00:52:25So
00:52:36Double slam
00:52:42Ten seconds left
00:52:55So
00:53:15Geno versus gingerbread man versus pussy boots versus pinocchio
00:53:21Oh
00:53:23Get ready
00:53:43Yeah
00:53:52So
00:54:01Yeah
00:54:15Yeah
00:54:22Ah
00:54:25One minute left
00:54:34Double slam
00:54:41Double slam
00:54:52So
00:55:15Yes
00:55:22So
00:55:24So
00:55:26So
00:55:49Drunky versus fiona versus prince charming versus donkey
00:55:57Get ready
00:56:11Huh
00:56:27Huh
00:56:40Double slam
00:56:57So
00:56:59One minute left
00:57:13Double slam
00:57:26So
00:57:49Ten seconds left
00:57:56So
00:58:26So
00:58:29Quasimodo versus huff and puff wool versus shrek versus red riding hood
00:58:38Get ready
00:58:57So
00:59:13Hey
00:59:20Double slam
00:59:26Huh
00:59:40One minute left
00:59:49Double slam
00:59:57Hey
01:00:09Ha ha
01:00:26Ha
01:00:29Ten seconds left
01:00:34Okay
01:00:57Hey
01:01:05Luna versus pussy boots versus anthrax versus geno
01:01:14Get ready
01:01:27So
01:01:50Double slam
01:01:57So
01:02:16One minute left
01:02:27So
01:02:52Double slam
01:02:57So
01:03:05Ten seconds
01:03:26So
01:03:43Captain hook versus pussy boots versus pinocchio versus gingerbread man
01:03:51Get ready
01:03:57So
01:04:08Double slam
01:04:27So
01:04:44He he he
01:04:57Huh
01:05:23Double slam
01:05:26So
01:05:43Ten seconds left
01:05:56So
01:05:58So
01:06:24Humpty dumpty versus shrek versus
01:06:28Donkey versus fiona
01:06:33Get ready
01:06:44Ah
01:06:57So
01:07:09Double slam
01:07:23Double
01:07:27So
01:07:34One minute left
01:07:39Ha ha
01:07:55Ha ha
01:07:57So
01:08:12Oh
01:08:24Ten seconds left
01:08:27So