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00:00Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisory, America's premier sports information program, with Jerzy Jerry, Dan Big Cat Caps, and the source, Stu Beiner.
00:20Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisory, America's premier sports information program, with Jerzy Jerry, Dan Big Cat Caps, and the source, Stu Beiner.
00:30Barstool Sports Advisory, America's premier sports information program, with Jerzy Jerry, Dan Big Cat Caps, and the source, Stu Beiner.
00:40So, the last show of the season. Thank you all for watching. We love doing this show. This is one of the shows that I always say I'll do for the rest of my life as long as they let me do it.
00:51Yes!
00:52Let me start here. You probably noticed I got no rings on my hands.
00:56Oh, why?
00:57One and six last week. I don't deserve to wear jewelry at one and six. That was an abysmal, abysmal week by me. Just shit the bed. Lost everything. Couldn't have been dumber with all my picks.
01:10I go in with a plan. The plan goes to shit. And that's why I win the Jägermeister Ice Cold Pick of the Week. That's all. My whole card. My whole card is the Jägermeister Ice Cold Pick of the Week.
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01:40Okay.
01:42Can I start?
01:43Of course. You can always. You can start. You can finish. You can do the middle. You can do everything.
01:48Okay. I tried the original Pancake House this morning for the first time.
01:53Delicious.
01:54Okay. I've had Wild Berries. I've had Lou Mitchell's. The original House of Pancakes, very like unbecoming, very mellow, very small. Their pancakes were a 10.
02:0610. 10 out of 10.
02:08The fruit cup was a 10.
02:0910 out of 10.
02:10Their coffee was a 10.
02:11Yes.
02:12Their hash browns were piping hot. I asked for extra crispy and they were a 10.
02:16Their bacon subpar. I'd say scale of 1 to 10 it was 4. It was mushy. It was a ton of fat and not a lot of substance. So I just want to say shout out original Pancake House. I loved you. God bless you.
02:29As I was doing my post, like a bitch.
02:32You're not a bitch.
02:33I wore a dress.
02:34You're not a bitch. Don't talk. Hey, Stu, don't talk to Stu that way.
02:39And I started crying. I was alone. It was my third cup of coffee. I felt like I did an eight ball. Shout out eight ball.
02:45No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No shout out.
02:49To me.
02:50Yes.
02:51I thought about this was the last show and the whole from January to September that I feel being withdrawn from the company.
03:00I know.
03:01Coming here is one of the worst feelings in the world.
03:04I know, I know.
03:05As if I lost my wife, I lost my girlfriend, I lost my bankroll.
03:10It's just a very hard feeling to really deal with.
03:15And as I was walking in this morning, I was the first person here and there was no one
03:20here.
03:21So I walk in and I didn't see Ashley and she was in the corner and she went, hi, and scared
03:25the living fuck out of me, like scared the fuck out of me.
03:31You know, when I get scared, I just want to share good love, it's like coming.
03:34Gut love.
03:35Because it's so, I feel like, ah!
03:38So Ashley made you come.
03:45But that's besides the point.
03:46But here's what I actually want to say.
03:50Okay.
03:52I trust you with my life.
03:54Yeah.
03:55To me, you're like, my favorite performers ever are Jackie Gleason, Jerry Lewis, Dean
04:03Martin and you.
04:04Holy shit.
04:05So you're in that Mount Rushmore.
04:09Yeah, that's heavy hitters.
04:10So when you took Abuse the last couple of weeks, and I texted you, I said, do I need
04:19to fucking bash somebody's fucking head in?
04:21You did, you did.
04:22For worse.
04:23You did.
04:24You did.
04:25That's why I love you.
04:26Set someone up and have someone killed.
04:27You did.
04:28Have someone murdered.
04:29Have someone put in the fucking hospital.
04:30You want me to talk to Joey the Fish?
04:31I'll talk to Joey the Fish.
04:33I mean, and I was about to.
04:34Yeah.
04:35Because I just want to say something to you.
04:38You fuck with Big Cat.
04:39You're fucking with me.
04:40In the mafia.
04:41You're fucking with the mafia in Chicago, in New York, in the world, in Sicily, Nabiladan,
04:50whatever it is.
04:51I just want to explain something to you.
04:52I will find you and I will kill you.
04:55That was Liam Neeson right there.
04:56I just want to explain something to you, okay?
05:00And it hurt me because you give so much A to the world.
05:05You're a great father.
05:06You're a great husband.
05:07You're a great friend.
05:08Thank you, Stu.
05:09You're a great performer.
05:10Thank you, Stu.
05:11And you're all about team.
05:13You really are.
05:15You don't want to stand alone on the top of the mountain and say, look at my dick.
05:19Look how good looking I am.
05:21Look how great.
05:23It's not you.
05:24It's never been you.
05:25It never will be you.
05:26I have a present for you.
05:28Now, this might not mean much to other people.
05:32I see it.
05:33I love it.
05:34But to me it does.
05:35I love it.
05:36I have seen Les Mis 19 times.
05:38I almost begged on my knees for either you or your wife to come with me to Les Mis.
05:42By the grace of God, we had a Phil and Quigs and me and Quigs had a moment.
05:45Shared gut level.
05:46Had an experience.
05:47Yeah.
05:48He's a man's man.
05:49He's a woman's man.
05:50He's a friend.
05:51I got this the second time I saw Les Mis.
05:54Wow.
05:55Incredible.
05:56That was in the 90s.
05:57Thank you, Stu.
05:58It's been on my desk my whole life.
06:00Look at that.
06:02It's the playbill of Les Mis from the original encompassed in, I think that's white granite
06:10and I think it's bulletproof.
06:11What's the guy?
06:12What's the guy?
06:13Javert, Jean Valjean.
06:14Ebony.
06:15Didn't play him.
06:16No.
06:17The brute.
06:18What's the other guy?
06:19Prisoner.
06:21No.
06:22The bad guy at the beginning.
06:23Javert?
06:24No.
06:25I don't know.
06:26That's who I was when I played, when I was in Les Mis.
06:28Oh.
06:29Yeah, yeah.
06:30I can't remember.
06:31You were in the play?
06:32Yeah.
06:33Not this one.
06:34Oh.
06:35Yeah.
06:36In high school.
06:37Yeah.
06:38No.
06:39But I can't remember the name.
06:40Javert?
06:41Havert?
06:42Maybe.
06:43Either way, Stu, this is why I love you because I know-
06:44That means the world to me.
06:45It's worth $10 million in my heart to me.
06:46I just want to know.
06:47It's one of the few things that I actually cherish.
06:49No one gets their number called on the internet where it's like, hey, this is your week, this
06:54is your month, this is your year, hopefully it's not a year, to get shit on.
06:59My number got called, okay?
07:00So this is part of the deal.
07:02This is part of what we do, but the best part of it was finding out who your friends are
07:07and you are maybe my number one friend, number one friend in life because I know you'd kill
07:14for me.
07:15I would say that's true.
07:16Yeah.
07:17I would say that's true.
07:18I would absolutely say that's true.
07:19I love you.
07:20Hug it out.
07:21Hey, Jerry.
07:22I'm not letting go.
07:23No, I'm not letting go.
07:24Oh, I'm not letting go.
07:25Oh.
07:26No, you're heavy.
07:27I am heavy.
07:28I'm 198.8.
07:29No.
07:30No, I'm good.
07:31Give him a kiss.
07:32Give Jerry a kiss.
07:34That's all we got.
07:35We'll see you next year.
07:36Yeah.
07:37All right.
07:38Hey, that's the show.
07:39I got no pics.
07:40I got no pics.
07:41It's all downhill from here.
07:42Oh, Stu, you're the best.
07:43That put me in a great mood.
07:45I started off 2-0 and I ended up 3-5.
07:46That sucks.
07:47I don't know why.
07:48The Chargers, they stink.
07:49The Steelers, you fucked me.
07:50Yeah.
07:51Jerry just whispering to me in my ear, being like, Steelers are going to win.
07:52I know this team.
07:53I know this team.
07:54They're going to win this game.
07:55I didn't know this team.
07:56I didn't know them.
07:57So stupid.
07:58So stupid.
07:59Bills, I won, but I don't think it was a pick here.
08:00Eagles, I won.
08:01Shout out to whoever was doing the graphics.
08:02They tried to make me Owen.
08:03I don't know.
08:04I don't know.
08:05I don't know.
08:06I don't know.
08:07I don't know.
08:08I don't know.
08:09I don't know.
08:10I don't know.
08:11I don't know.
08:12I don't know.
08:13I don't know.
08:14I don't know.
08:15I don't know.
08:16I don't know.
08:17I don't know.
08:18I don't know.
08:19I don't know.
08:20I don't know.
08:21I don't know.
08:22I don't know.
08:23I don't know.
08:24I don't know.
08:25I don't know.
08:26I don't know.
08:27I don't know.
08:28I don't know.
08:29I don't know.
08:30I don't know.
08:31I don't know.
08:32I don't know.
08:33I don't know.
08:34I don't know.
08:35I don't know.
08:36I don't know.
08:37I don't know.
08:38I don't know.
08:39Over-under is 41-and-a-half.
08:40What is the weather going to be like in Kansas City on Saturday?
08:45In Kansas City, it's going to be 24 degrees and cloudy.
08:49Okay.
08:50Cold.
08:51Cold.
08:52Tommy.
08:53I'm looking at the Texans' first half, plus 5-and-a-half.
08:57They're 14-and-4 against the spread in the first half this year.
09:00C.J. Stroud, 26-and-9 against the spread in the first half in his career.
09:04And I say it every year.
09:05Patrick Mahomes' rushing yards in the playoffs goes from 20- to 29-yard rushing yards per
09:10game.
09:11The line's 24-and-a-half this week.
09:12All right, boys.
09:13Yes, sir.
09:14Are you going to prop it?
09:15I'm propping.
09:16Prop it?
09:17Stu, prop.
09:18Say it.
09:19Prop Stu.
09:20Yep.
09:21Shout out Prop Stu.
09:22Prop it.
09:23Prop King.
09:24Prop King.
09:25Tommy, what are we saying the rushing yards are in Mahomes?
09:30I have over 23-and-a-half.
09:31It's 24-and-a-half.
09:32It's already moved because I gave it out.
09:33We'll take it 23-and-a-half.
09:34Why?
09:36Well, I have 23-and-a-half.
09:37What do you want to use?
09:3823-and-a-half because I'm going to add it to my card.
09:41Okay.
09:42Obviously, the Texans are better than people thought.
09:45And obviously, it was aided by Justin Herbert having his playoff game that he normally does.
09:51He's dog shit.
09:52I don't know why.
09:53Again, if he gets moved around in the pocket, he's a sitting duck.
09:58He either throws interceptions or just plays subpar.
10:01And that was arguably one of the worst performances I've ever seen by a Charger team.
10:06As I spoke about last week, I said the Texans' defensive line is the best in the NFL.
10:10And they could make you upside down.
10:12And they did.
10:13I mean, the Chiefs are going for a three-peat.
10:16It's unprecedented.
10:18Last year, they had to win three games on the road, including Super Bowl, really, four
10:21games on the road.
10:22They covered every game.
10:23They won every game.
10:24And they, you know, two-peated.
10:25I'm going to go Patty Mahomes.
10:27Two-peat.
10:28Love that.
10:29Two-peat.
10:30Two-peated.
10:31Two-peat.
10:32Imagine having two all-business peats.
10:34I would hammer Patty Mahomes over rushing yards.
10:37He normally doubles the over-unders, so it's 23 and a half.
10:41Look for 50, 60 rushing yards out of Patty Mahomes.
10:44I would hammer this responsibly extremely hard.
10:48Like super hard.
10:49Fucking hard?
10:50Very hard.
10:51Very hard?
10:52Hard.
10:53How hard?
10:54Dua Lipa hard.
10:55Oh!
10:56That's as hard as you can get.
10:57The Dua Lipa hard.
10:58Dua Lipa hard.
10:59Top of the year.
11:00I love that.
11:01Jerry.
11:02I'm 20 games under 500.
11:03So this is going to be full.
11:04I hope it's a full fade for me.
11:05For the viewers.
11:06Okay.
11:07No, no, no, no, no, no.
11:08You don't think so?
11:09What do you mean full fade?
11:10You want the viewers to fade?
11:11No, you can't do that.
11:12You can't give out picks to fade.
11:13Because if you win, you're going to be like, look, I was so smart.
11:14You know, you give picks to win.
11:15Fair.
11:16Okay.
11:17Well, I'm going to.
11:18You give picks to win.
11:19That's what we do here.
11:20You're a winner.
11:21You are a winner.
11:22I'm going to flip my whole card.
11:23I'm going to flip my whole card.
11:24You're a winner.
11:25You're a winner.
11:31You're a winner.
11:32You're a winner.
11:33You're a winner on the internet.
11:34You're a winner in the room.
11:35People follow you.
11:36You save lives.
11:37You might decrease bankrolls, but you save lives.
11:38That's what matters.
11:39Gambling doesn't matter.
11:40Gambling's for the rich to have fun and lose money.
11:41You save lives.
11:42You get on the phone and you talk to people.
11:43You save lives.
11:44You keep them away from substances that will ruin their lives.
11:45That will ruin families.
11:46You're a family saver.
11:47Don't ever say you're a loser.
11:48You would say you're subpar gambling this year.
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13:52So, first they built the house out of wood?
13:53Wind
13:55And then they built-
13:57Out of bricks
13:58Who came and ruined their house?
14:00The wolf
14:01Yeah, what was that wolf's name?
14:03Francis
14:05What's the wolf that dressed up like a chick with the red riding hood?
14:12Three little pigs, classic story.
14:15One straw, one of sticks, one of bricks
14:17The wolf declares, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down
14:21And the moral is to value hard work, preparation,
14:24building something sturdy to withstand challenges.
14:25Got it.
14:26OK.
14:27That was my point about some brick.
14:28Have you seen the movie, Dances with Wolves?
14:29I have not.
14:30Great movie.
14:31What movie?
14:31Dances with Wolves.
14:33One of the greatest ever.
14:34Shout out.
14:34Have you ever read the book White Fang?
14:36No.
14:37Gary Paulson, I believe?
14:38No.
14:38Great book.
14:39Sounds familiar.
14:39Was that a movie?
14:40I believe so.
14:41OK.
14:41But I read the book.
14:42Yeah, don't read.
14:43Did you see Wicked, by the way?
14:44I did not.
14:45Did you see Wicked?
14:45I don't even know what Wicked is.
14:46Anybody here see Wicked yet?
14:48I saw it last night in my hotel room
14:50after me and Hank had a fabulous dinner.
14:52Shout out, Hank.
14:53Hank is arguably the greatest gut level sharer.
14:56We got down to business.
14:57We shared gut level.
14:58We had a fabulous dinner.
14:59I went back to the hotel, saw Wicked.
15:01Arguably the greatest musical I've ever seen in my life
15:04on the big screen.
15:04Yeah.
15:05It was great.
15:06Yeah.
15:06It wasn't good.
15:07It was great.
15:07Yeah.
15:08The only thing is, at the end, they end it,
15:10and it's now a part two.
15:11So now I got to sit here and wait for the part two.
15:14Yeah, yeah.
15:14I hate that.
15:15OK.
15:16My picks for this game.
15:18Texans Chiefs, under 41 and 1 half.
15:21OK.
15:22Dalton Schultz, over 36 and 1 half receiving yards.
15:25Travis Kelsey, over 52 and 1 half receiving yards.
15:28And Patrick Mahomes, over 23 and 1 half rushing yards.
15:31That's five plays.
15:33Five plays.
15:33Did you see the recent news on it?
15:34Four plays.
15:35What?
15:35Did you see that picture they did?
15:37No.
15:37Hey, listen.
15:38It's playoff time.
15:39This is when he's going to start playing.
15:40This is when he's going to start playing.
15:42You know what?
15:43Add Travis Kelsey for a fifth pick touchdown.
15:45Wow.
15:46Yeah.
15:47Boom.
15:47Love it.
15:49Let's go to the Saturday night game.
15:51What a game it's going to be.
15:52Commanders at Lions.
15:53Lions minus 9 and 1 half.
15:54Over under is 55 and 1 half.
15:58It's going to be in a dome, but I still
15:59want to see what the weather is in Detroit.
16:02In Detroit, it's going to be 36 degrees with a light snow.
16:06This is a point of winter where I'm like,
16:07put a bullet in my head.
16:08Yeah.
16:09Give me some sunshine.
16:11Tommy.
16:12Over their past 17 games with extra rest,
16:15the Lions are 14 and 3 against the Spreds.
16:18Also going to be the Commanders' third straight road game.
16:20And teams in that spot have covered just five
16:22of their last 16.
16:24Ooh.
16:25Kind of like the Commanders in this game.
16:27Shuttle Y.
16:27Shuttle Y.
16:28Shuttle Y.
16:28Shuttle Y.
16:30I think it's only fitting.
16:33Shout out PFT.
16:34Yeah.
16:34Shout out PFT.
16:35Great job, PFT.
16:36And I explained to him yesterday when I saw him and I hugged him.
16:40I said to him, I'm so jealous.
16:43Because when your football team has a bright future,
16:46when your football team makes the playoffs from really
16:51the dead of the dead, it uplifts the world, but it uplifts you.
16:56It uplifts your being where, let's say,
16:58for all intents and purposes, jet fan, I'm a loser.
17:00Steel fan, you're a loser.
17:01Bass fan, you're a loser.
17:02We don't know what that feels like.
17:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:05I'm really jealous of PFT that he has that edge.
17:08Everything is.
17:08To be uplifted.
17:09Everything's perfect in the world.
17:10Everything's great.
17:11Every wife can say I'm divorced, and you'd be like,
17:13don't worry about it.
17:13I'm getting Commander's Season tickets.
17:15What's the big deal?
17:16You know what I mean?
17:16Nothing matters.
17:18And shout out PFT.
17:19You're an amazing human.
17:20You're an amazing individual.
17:22God bless you.
17:22Good luck.
17:23OK.
17:24This game.
17:25I have a few plays I'd like to discuss.
17:28Start it off.
17:29I'm going to take the over 55.
17:30I don't give a fuck.
17:31I think it's, is it 55 and a half?
17:33Yeah, that's crazy.
17:34Is that crazy?
17:34That's crazy.
17:35Is that crazy?
17:36That's crazy.
17:37All right, I'm not going to take the over 55 and a half.
17:39That doesn't mean it's going to lose.
17:40Pass.
17:40Pass.
17:41Pass.
17:42OK, on the fly, we're switching.
17:44Pass.
17:44I'll do it.
17:45I'll take the over 55 and a half.
17:48Oh, you're such a fucking lousy guy.
17:49I will.
17:50I will.
17:50I'm going to take that.
17:51I'm going to take the Commander's plus 9 and a half.
17:54I know this is crazy.
17:57They might win this game.
17:58Yeah, I think so.
17:59They might win this game.
18:00I think so.
18:01Dan Campbell, I love him.
18:02Lions, what he's built, he might do some dumb shit.
18:04I don't know.
18:05He's going to do some dumb shit.
18:06Yeah, but they're not that, like when I look at the Commander's,
18:10their defense isn't that good, but they're good.
18:12OK, you know what?
18:13I'm with you, Jerry.
18:13You gave me the strength.
18:14Over 55 and a half.
18:15Yes.
18:15Commander's plus 9 and a half.
18:17Yes.
18:17Jameer Gibbs, over 81 and a half rushing yards.
18:20Jameer Gibbs, over 18 and a half longest rush.
18:23Jaden Daniels, over 9 and a half rush attempts.
18:26Wow.
18:27OK, I'll take the same, not the whole thing.
18:30Just Commander's plus 9 and a half, over 55 and a half.
18:33Give me a Zach Ertz touchdown.
18:35OK, that was a lot.
18:36I like that.
18:37That was a lot.
18:38Is this a gambling show or a bad dream?
18:40No, no, no, this is a gambling show.
18:42There is no prayer of the Commanders winning this game.
18:45You don't think so?
18:46In what world?
18:47Like a Jaden Daniels.
18:48In what life?
18:49Clip it, clip it.
18:50You're going to look like an idiot.
18:52Clip of the day.
18:53Clip of the day.
18:54Clip of the day.
18:55Clip of the day.
18:56The Detroit Lions here, they won the number one seed.
19:00They've been on an ascension to the top, to the rise.
19:03Now for four years, they humiliated.
19:06The only game that mattered this year
19:08was the Minnesota Vikings, and they blew them out.
19:10They're on a rest.
19:12He's the best coach hype in the NFL.
19:15They have arguably the greatest home field advantage in the NFL.
19:21Yes, the Commanders are a great story.
19:23Yes, they have a great future.
19:25Yes, a couple of years down the line,
19:26they could win the Super Bowl or be in the Super Bowl.
19:28But the bottom, there's no trap.
19:30The bottom line is this.
19:31The Lions are the only ones on track to win the Super Bowl.
19:35They're not getting, listen.
19:36You're making the biggest gambling sucker
19:39mistake in the history of the world.
19:41The wild card teams look great.
19:44The wild card teams shock the world.
19:47So that's your vision.
19:48That's your last moment.
19:50Let me ask you a question, OK?
19:51Yes.
19:52How many playoff games have the Detroit Lions won this year?
19:57I would consider the Viking game a playoff game.
19:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
20:00That was week 18.
20:01How many playoff games have the Detroit Lions won this year?
20:05At the moment, for the record, zero.
20:08How many have the Commanders won?
20:10And that's the suck.
20:11Exactly.
20:12Got him.
20:13Got him.
20:14Good question.
20:15Got him.
20:15It's what people do.
20:16Don't give the Texans or the Commanders
20:20any more juice than they need.
20:22They're a one and done.
20:23Now, could they cover the number?
20:25Of course.
20:26They have no prayer of beating the Chiefs.
20:27And they have no prayer of beating the Lions.
20:29Both teams.
20:30But you remember, wow, the Texans
20:33made Justin Herbert look like a high school quarterback.
20:35While the Commanders went into Tampa Bay and beat them.
20:38I would say Tampa Bay lost that game.
20:41Not the Commanders won that game, to be honest with you.
20:44And it took the Commanders on a doink ball
20:47going through the uprights to win that game.
20:49Commanders didn't roll in and blow them out.
20:52Commanders easily could have lost the game.
20:53Now, I'm not saying that they can't cover.
20:56But you're saying to actually win, zero.
21:00To win the game, zero.
21:02They have no prayer, no shot, none.
21:05I want the Commanders to win so bad.
21:06I will mow your lawn with my face.
21:10Hold me by my toes as long as I can wear a cup
21:13so my large penis and balls don't flap around.
21:17And I'll mow your lawn with my face in April.
21:20I'll eat the grass.
21:22I will mow your lawn with my face.
21:23You can hold me by my ankles.
21:26If the Commanders win the game.
21:30There's no way.
21:31So what's your pick in this game?
21:33Terry McLaurin, over 16 and a half, dodge rushing.
21:36He's going to have a phenomenal game.
21:38He's going to go up and down the field
21:39on a porous, non-existent Detroit Lion defense.
21:43The defense is shit.
21:45They suck.
21:45McLaurin is an A++ receiver.
21:48I think he's better than Justin Jefferson.
21:51I think he's amazing.
21:52He is absolutely stunning.
21:54And if I was the Commanders next year to make the next level,
21:57because they won a wild card game,
21:59you're going to get eliminated here.
22:02But next year, they could go to the championship game,
22:03get Tyreek Hill.
22:04I don't care what you got to do.
22:05You put Tyreek Hill on one side and McLaurin on the other.
22:08And Jane Daniels in the middle.
22:10Shout out.
22:11You're going to the championship game.
22:13Yeah, I love that.
22:14But in this game,
22:16we're going to go over 16 and a half yards, Terry McLaurin.
22:18Shout out.
22:19You're an A++ receiver.
22:21You're amazing.
22:22I love you.
22:23God bless you.
22:24Shred the Lion defense.
22:25Go get us some yards.
22:26All right, put that on my card as well.
22:27When we take a break real quick,
22:29when we come back, we got two more games.
22:31Sunday, divisional round,
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24:09It is divisional round.
24:10We have two more games we're gonna get to.
24:12The Rams at the Eagles Sunday afternoon.
24:15Ashley.
24:16What a game.
24:17What's the weather gonna be like in Philadelphia on Sunday?
24:20In Philadelphia, it's gonna be 38 degrees and snowy.
24:23Ooh, 38 degrees and snowy, love it.
24:25Tommy.
24:26Stafford and McVay are now 16 and six
24:28against the spread together in December or later.
24:31And McVay's covered 12 of his last 14 playing on short rest.
24:37Those are powerful stats.
24:38They are.
24:39Powerful, Thomas.
24:40Well done, you did your work well this week.
24:42I tried.
24:43Okay.
24:44I know you always try.
24:45I gotta play.
24:46You succeed.
24:47I gotta play.
24:47A lot of people try, you succeed.
24:48I gotta play.
24:49Yes, sir.
24:50This is my reading a book on the sideline play of the year.
24:51A.J. Brown over 69 and a half reception yards.
24:56Listen, A.J. Brown and Jalen Hurts has been a story all year.
24:59Can they get along?
25:00Are they getting along?
25:00Is it all bullshit?
25:01Is the media making something out of it?
25:03Every time there's a story,
25:05A.J. Brown follows it up with the big game.
25:07I think they're gonna try to feed him.
25:08I think they're gonna try to pass.
25:09I think they're gonna fucking move the ball.
25:11I also am gonna take Saquon over rushing.
25:13I gotta find that stat, but he's a fuck.
25:15111 yards.
25:15He's 111 yards.
25:17111 and a half yards.
25:18Holy fuck.
25:19Crazy.
25:22Yeah, give it to me, fuck it.
25:23Fuck it.
25:25And Jalen Hurts scored a touchdown.
25:28Jerry.
25:28So how many picks did you just?
25:29Three.
25:30Okay.
25:31I think I have 13 so far.
25:32I think Max is-
25:33My lucky number 13.
25:34I think-
25:35Alex's boy.
25:36My pinky's in trouble.
25:37Bay 13.
25:38Oh, Rams, that's right.
25:39Yeah.
25:39Oh, wow.
25:40I can't have this happen.
25:41They're dinged up.
25:42Who just went down for the year?
25:43He's done.
25:44Nicoby Dean.
25:44That's massive.
25:45That's big.
25:46I'm gonna still take the Eagles though.
25:48I'm gonna still take the Eagles in this game.
25:49I think you're right about A.J. Brown.
25:49I think he scores.
25:50You can add that to my card.
25:51I'm taking the over-
25:52I'm taking the over in this game.
25:54Over 43 and a half.
25:55Rams are gonna have to pass the ball a shit ton
25:57in this game.
25:58And they moved the ball up and down the field
25:59on that Vikings defense,
26:00who everybody thought was great.
26:02They didn't really show up that much last game.
26:04So give me that.
26:05I'll take the over in that game as well.
26:06Okay.
26:06Stu.
26:09Before I break the game down,
26:10my pick will be over 111 and a half yards,
26:13Saquon Barkley.
26:15He might rush for 200 yards.
26:18He might score five touchdowns.
26:20Oh, wow.
26:21Again, the Rams played against a Viking team
26:24that really was done after the Detroit Lions
26:27put him in their grave.
26:28Okay.
26:29The Vikings offensive line is a sieve.
26:32As bad as Sam Darnold's played,
26:36I thought-
26:36Darnold.
26:37Is it Darnold?
26:38Yeah.
26:39No, I call him Darnold, but it's Darnold.
26:40No, no, no.
26:41His name's Sam Darnold.
26:42It's not.
26:42Is it?
26:43Darnold.
26:44He's French.
26:45Is he French?
26:46Yeah.
26:47He's a cunt.
26:47His last year of college was horse shit.
26:51His junior year was good.
26:53His sophomore year was where he got his buzz.
26:55But let me say something.
26:57On the Jets, he was absolute garbage, Sam.
27:00And he played two games this year that mattered,
27:03and he looked like a backup quarterback,
27:06only if your first and second string die, okay?
27:11The Rams are a very well-coached team.
27:14They have elite talent on both sides of the ball.
27:18One of the greatest coaches ever
27:20with a photographic memory.
27:23But again, Saquon's gonna shred them, tear them up.
27:27There's nothing they can do.
27:29They're gonna get annihilated,
27:31and I like Saquon Barkley, over 111 1⁄2 yards.
27:35Now, Ken Katz, Saquon Barkley's manager,
27:40and Saquon reached out to me.
27:42Really?
27:43Yes.
27:44No, not only do they want me to go,
27:46they want us to go.
27:48We'll be sitting in the owner's box.
27:50Can't do it.
27:51We will hanging out with Jeff Lurie.
27:52We will hug it out with him.
27:53I can't.
27:54I don't know if he does an eight ball, but I'll offer it,
27:56because I'm hooked in Philly,
27:57and the best Coke in the world is in Philly.
27:59Shout out Philly's Coke.
28:01It's not the cheesesteak, it's the Coke.
28:04That's what they always say.
28:05Talk to me.
28:06You can't go?
28:07I can't.
28:08I gotta watch the games here.
28:08Saquon.
28:09Sorry.
28:10Saquon.
28:11Saquon.
28:12I call him Saquon.
28:13Saquon, Jeff Lurie, Ken Katz.
28:16Thank you for the invite.
28:17Thank you for us being invited into your owner's box.
28:21We're gonna have to say no.
28:22Fun fact, I was Saquon's good luck charm
28:24on a blackjack table for about 10 minutes
28:26in Las Vegas last year.
28:27How much did he win?
28:30He lost a lot after.
28:32He literally was like, don't move.
28:33I was sitting next to him in the high rollers room
28:35at the wind, just me and him at the table,
28:37sitting next to him playing,
28:39and he was like, he won like five hands in a row.
28:41He's like, don't move.
28:43Keep doing what you're doing.
28:43And then he lost everything and I lost everything.
28:45And we're like, well, that was not fun.
28:47Great story.
28:48I'm sure he remembers me.
28:49Okay.
28:50I like that story.
28:51Okay.
28:52Ravens at Bills.
28:53The best game of the weekend.
28:55I am so excited to watch this game.
28:57Ravens at Bills.
28:58Bills are one and a half point underdogs at home.
29:03Over under is 51 and a half.
29:04What's the weather gonna be like in Buffalo?
29:06In Buffalo, it's gonna be 18 degrees and cloudy.
29:1018 degrees and cloudy, Tommy.
29:12Ravens opened as an underdog now slight favorite,
29:14but either way, Lamar is a favorite
29:16of less than three points,
29:17or an underdog, 18 and three against the spread.
29:20Oh my God.
29:21Career.
29:22Also covered 18 and 26.
29:23Wow, is that money?
29:24Woo!
29:26Yeah.
29:26Money!
29:27I'm in a bad spot in this game
29:29because I want the Bills to win,
29:31but I think the Ravens are gonna win.
29:33So what do you do?
29:34What do you do?
29:35What do you do with that?
29:36Big Cat, what are you gonna do?
29:36I don't know.
29:37I'm gonna pass.
29:38No.
29:39I'm gonna pass to you.
29:41I'm gonna go Keyon Coleman over 22 and a half.
29:43Prop it.
29:44I think he flies under the radar.
29:47I was gonna use him for a touchdown at plus 260.
29:51We caught Pickens last week, plus 220.
29:54Shout out, right?
29:55Yep.
29:56Good call, right?
29:57Yep.
29:59Prop it.
29:59This game is such a tough game because again,
30:02the line is telling you the Bills can't win.
30:07The line is telling you
30:08that you should be on the Ravens,
30:11but my heart and my penis and my ball sack
30:14and my prop bet for the Bills to win the Super Bowl
30:18at plus 650 is on the line.
30:21So that will be a game time decision on StuFinder.com,
30:26but for the show right now, over your odds,
30:28Keyon Coleman, shout out.
30:30He's gonna have a huge day.
30:32Okay.
30:33Jerry.
30:34I'm gonna take the Bills.
30:35I'm gonna take the Bills.
30:36You are!
30:36I am.
30:37Here's why.
30:39The Ravens played the Steelers last week
30:40significantly better than them.
30:42Pissed on them from the jump.
30:44I mean, they were in a bad spot in that game
30:46in the third quarter.
30:47Ravens were in a bad spot in that game.
30:50Yes, they were.
30:51If they go down-
30:52Against the spread, you're saying?
30:53Yeah, absolutely.
30:53No, in the game.
30:55In that third quarter with like two minutes left,
30:58the Steelers score a touchdown on that drive, right?
31:01They're only down by seven
31:02with how bad they played in the first half.
31:05I think the Ravens are really good.
31:07They didn't impress me last week.
31:08Okay.
31:09They didn't impress me last week.
31:11Don't impress me much.
31:12They ran for a bunch of yards, bro.
31:14I mean, I can't bet against Josh Allen.
31:17I can't do it.
31:19Sheryl Crow?
31:19Yeah.
31:20Shout out Sheryl Crow.
31:21Yeah, man.
31:22I love her.
31:23I feel like a woman.
31:24Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
31:27Never heard of her.
31:28Ah, okay.
31:29What do you mean never heard of her?
31:30Oh my God, Sheryl Crow's incredible.
31:31Shania Twain.
31:32Shania Twain.
31:33What are you doing to Shania Twain?
31:33Oh, Shania Twain.
31:34I'm sorry, Shania Twain.
31:35Don't impress me much.
31:37You know who Shania Twain is?
31:39No.
31:40It's a cop.
31:41You would bag her.
31:41You know Ruben Stutter?
31:43I don't know who.
31:44Oh, Ruben Stutter on American Idol?
31:46The big, the heavy set black man?
31:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:48What a breathtaking voice.
31:49What does that have to do with Shania Twain?
31:51I understand.
31:52I like Ruben Stutter.
31:53Oh, you just shout out Ruben Stutter?
31:56Yeah, shout out Ruben Stutter.
31:57Okay, I'm gonna take Lamar over 57,
32:00or sorry, Lamar over 52 and a half rushing yards
32:04and Josh Allen over 47 and a half rushing yards
32:06and my mortal might be from this game,
32:09which we will get to in a minute
32:11when we take a break.
32:12Our mortals, last mortals of the year.
32:15Mortals of the year.
32:15Back right after this.
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34:06Okay, Stu.
34:08You and I, I'm one behind Stu.
34:10We both lost.
34:1110-6-1, 10-7.
34:13So here's the deal.
34:14If you lose and I win, we have to do a mortal off
34:17where we can just both do a video.
34:20Can I fly in for that so I have an excuse
34:22to come in into me?
34:23I could be on The Yak, I could be on Pardon My Take,
34:24I could be on some shows hugging it out.
34:26Maybe I could see the family again.
34:28Let's table that.
34:28Let's just say that we will have mortals next week
34:31if Stu loses and I win and we're tied
34:35going into the conference championship.
34:37So we can't right now lock in that I'm coming in?
34:39We'll talk about it off air.
34:40Maybe?
34:41Maybe.
34:42There is a maybe.
34:43That's a maybe.
34:44It's a maybe.
34:44Talking about it off air is a maybe.
34:45Hang out with John Gruden, hug it out with John.
34:46It's a maybe.
34:47John loves me, he said.
34:48I'm giving you a maybe.
34:49You showed John the video?
34:50I did, I'm giving you a maybe.
34:51Okay, very good.
34:52A maybe's a good maybe.
34:54You're mortal.
34:55Okay.
34:5710, six and one on the year, 60%.
35:02Nine, nine and two last year.
35:0415, four and two the year before.
35:07So I'm a winner.
35:08I'm a big winner.
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35:41Okay.
35:45This is a very tough card.
35:47Yeah.
35:48Because you only have four games to choose from.
35:50Yeah.
35:51Eight selections.
35:52Yeah.
35:53I'm gonna prop my best bet.
35:55Yeah.
35:56My mortal for the divisional round.
36:00Ooh!
36:05My mortal for the divisional round.
36:09I will not be sitting next to the owner
36:11of the Philadelphia Eagles, Jeff Lurie.
36:14I will not be on the sidelines with Jersey Jerry
36:16hugging it out with Saquon Barkley.
36:19Just hugging it.
36:20Eagles love me.
36:21Saquon loves me.
36:23Philadelphia loves me.
36:25I will not be with Ken Katz,
36:27who offered to fly me on a private plane or a limo,
36:33put me up in the elite hotel in Philly,
36:36hang out with the Dons mafia in Philly.
36:38Shout out, mafia.
36:39Shout out, Dons.
36:41I'm made.
36:42I'm on the street.
36:43I'm a captain.
36:45But Philadelphia Eagles, play the number!
36:49It's over!
36:50Commanders!
36:52Poof!
36:52Jadon Daniels!
36:54Poof!
36:55PFT!
36:57Poof!
36:58All your hopes, all your dreams, all your desires.
37:02Poof!
37:04Poof!
37:05Poof!
37:06Stu, what?
37:07Stu.
37:08The Eagles are playing the Rams.
37:10Oh my God!
37:11The Eagles are playing the Rams.
37:14Are you taking the Eagles or are you taking the Lions?
37:17Taking...
37:20The Eagles.
37:21Against the Rams.
37:22Yeah, I just, I just, I got so excited.
37:26I wanted to combine all the sucker money
37:28on the commanders into that.
37:32Wow.
37:34That was a perfect-
37:35Mike, can I smash?
37:36I haven't-
37:37No, no, no, no.
37:37You can't mug it?
37:38No, you can't mug it.
37:39Mug it.
37:40You can't mug it because you screwed that up.
37:41What if I give a second pick?
37:42Yes.
37:47No, I can't.
37:48Ah, got him.
37:50All right, great pick.
37:51Eagles minus six.
37:52Eagles minus six over the Rams.
37:54Jerry.
37:56I feel like I want to take the commanders now.
37:58Yeah, I don't know.
38:00Commanders are in his head.
38:01Yes.
38:03Really, I wanted to go to the Eagles game with you.
38:05I know, but that whole thing-
38:05Have you ever met Jeff Laurie?
38:06No, I haven't.
38:07One of the greatest guys.
38:08Really?
38:09Oh, no, no.
38:10Class personified.
38:11Really?
38:11Class personified.
38:12Great, one of the greatest men.
38:14Maybe one day.
38:15Any day.
38:16Yeah.
38:17How about the Superbowl?
38:18The Eagles make it to the Superbowl.
38:19Oh, maybe, maybe.
38:20Maybe?
38:21Maybe.
38:22Okay.
38:23I want to take commanders, but Josh Allen.
38:25Anytime touchdown score is plus 110,
38:27ball's going to be in his hands.
38:28The mortal is a prop?
38:29Yeah, it is.
38:30Is that allowed?
38:31Yeah, you can do whatever you want.
38:32It's plus 110.
38:33It ain't like plus 300.
38:34Let me check the bylaws of Barstool Sports Advisors.
38:38Josh Allen, anytime touchdown score.
38:39He'll be in the red zone a bunch,
38:41and ball's going to be in his hands.
38:43I think he's going to run a lot.
38:44I'll take him to score.
38:45Okay, I'm going to take the Baltimore Ravens,
38:48Buffalo Bills, over 51.
38:50I love this over.
38:52I'm going to fight for this over.
38:53I'm going to probably nuclear missile whale this over.
38:55I still need to do a game of the year,
38:56but I've still, I've been gun shy.
38:58I actually was gun a game of the year,
39:00the Bills and Broncos last week,
39:01and then I talked myself out of it.
39:03I hate that I do that, but I'm going to take this over.
39:05I'm going to bet this over.
39:07We're going to win this over.
39:08I'm going to win my mortal,
39:09and Stu and I are going to have to have a mortal off
39:11next week.
39:12I want a second mortal, right now.
39:14Oh.
39:16I want to put, I want to add a second mortal.
39:18So then I add a second mortal?
39:19No, you don't have to, but I'm adding it.
39:24Okay, then I have to add a second mortal.
39:26Then I will have to add a second mortal.
39:27It's such a, it's such a mortal.
39:29It's such a guarantee.
39:32It's such a human.
39:35It's a human?
39:35Does it even count?
39:36Okay.
39:37All right, go ahead.
39:38You add a mortal, I'll add a mortal.
39:40We'll both add mortals.
39:41I want to go, I want to break glasses,
39:42because I'm adding it.
39:43You said if I add one?
39:44Okay, here we go.
39:46My pants almost can fall.
39:49Okay, here we go.
39:59Wow.
40:00Those are some incredible ones.
40:09The Troy Lions!
40:11The Troy Lions on a money line!
40:15This is a play!
40:17Lions on a money line!
40:19No, I don't care!
40:20They're saying no!
40:21My show!
40:23I own gambling!
40:24The Detroit Lions, lay the money line!
40:27They're a human!
40:29No.
40:30Great, great season of Barstool Sports Advice.
40:33Why?
40:33Thank you all for-
40:34Why?
40:35Like minus 400.
40:36Who'd give 485?
40:38What's the difference?
40:39Great, great season of Barstool Sports Advice.
40:41It's a mortal!
40:42Thank you to Stu.
40:44Thank you to Ashley.
40:44Thank you to Tommy.
40:45Thank you, Jerry.
40:46Thank you to everyone behind the scenes.
40:47I can only do what I do!
40:48Humans!
40:49The graphics guys.
40:50I love you!
40:50You'll see this show go around.
40:52Thank you for a great season!
40:53Love you all!
40:54And we will see you all next season!
40:55Thank you for a great season!
40:56Me and Bob!
40:57Shout out to our penitent!
41:03Oh, man.
41:04That was funny.
41:05Oh my God.
41:06Well, you'll put that in the show
41:08when everyone's saying no.
41:08On a money line!
41:10But it doesn't count!
41:11Seven tickets.
41:12485!
41:13What's the difference?