Archie 5
  • 2 days ago
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00:00Oh, that's cute. I like wasabi though. Why though? Why not though?
00:04Why though?
00:07That dough dough. Whoa, why dough?
00:10We got a hand though. What was Homer Simpson's favorite exclamation? I think it was-
00:14DOUGH!
00:15DOUGH!
00:15DOUGH!
00:17Okay, some little twirlies. Dough? Dough twirlies. Twirly doughs. What are we gonna make with them? Yeah
00:26Why dough? We're doing some-
00:28Why dough? We got some crochet with the dough. Crochet with the dough.
00:32Chopsticks. Okay. All right. Cool design. Cool. Looks like that S you draw.
00:39Little dumpling.
00:41Okay, we're making little dumplings. Dumplings. Oh, it looks good. Dumpling. Do not forget to clean. Oh, it looks like a larvae.
00:48Yeah. Oh, oh, it's a shell.
00:51Okay, next. It's a snake. It's a snake. Infinite dough.
00:59Okay, so we got some some thread here.
01:01Alright. Oh, okay. Little dough balls. Dough balls. Nice.
01:05Not to be confused with donuts.
01:07Those look really good. I want to dip them in like a powdered sugar.
01:13Donuts.
01:15Okay, Homer.
01:17Alright. Umbrella population.
01:21Oh, that's cute. Nice.
01:24Good stuff. Okay, we got some rosemary. You got some leaves. I think that's parsley. No, not parsley. Dill. Okay.
01:32All right, Doc. You dill supremacist.
01:36Okay.
01:38Little ravioli.
01:40Big donut.
01:42Wow. Huge donut. Gotta cut it. Whoa, that looks good. That does look good. I want to see someone eat it though.
01:48I want to see it like tear apart. Yeah. Have you seen those where they serve soup inside of breads?
01:53Yeah. Oh, this is awesome. Try that. Yeah, I did.
01:56And then you can eat it at the end as well.
01:59You know what they should do at 5-Minute Crafts? When they make things like this, we should test it afterwards and how it tastes and everything.
02:06I like your thinking. We should tell the guys. Yeah.
02:10Save your food.
02:12Archify wants it. We're hungry. Guys, I'm not sure that we want it.
02:18We're hungry.
02:19Okay.
02:21But we're making a little nice glass imprint in this. Oh, it's for design. All right. Okay. Cool. Okay.
02:30No need to get any molds. Just use your glass. Use grandma's cutlery glasses.
02:39Okay, is it gonna be peanut butter on the other side? Jamalicious. Come on, peanut butter. Peanut butter. Make a peanut butter jelly.
02:45I think it's just a little pie. Okay.
02:48That looks cool. Nice design. Yeah. Put some butter on top.
02:52Looks good. Yum. Nice job guys. Yum. Puff pastry. Nice puff pastry. Candied fruit. Done.
03:02Another little weave weave. Yeah.
03:05How did it go? Little weave weave. Oh, it's twisting. It's a twist on the other weave.
03:12A lot of work for such a small little thing. Let's see how they turn out. Just for one bite.
03:17Where is it? No, no. They didn't show the result. I think they screwed it up.
03:23I think they screwed the pooch on that one. They screwed the pooch.
03:29Nice.
03:30All right. That's kind of cute. Yes, but again, this is just a little piece of dough.
03:36I want chocolate so bad right now. If it's a hobby for you and you don't know how to make your busy. I prefer bushcrafting.
03:45Okay. What are you going to do here? You can do it. Yeah. Wow. That looks awesome. That's like a little chocolate donut. I love that. That's awesome.
03:55That's like meat. You got some tuna?
04:04Okay. We're going to roll this tuna up.
04:09What? No way. How does that look like that? It looks like a toy.
04:14All right. Those look like Cinnabons. Cinnabons. You know how many calories are in a Cinnabon? So many.
04:19Five billion. That's a lot of calories. Scientific. That looks really good. Can you quote that? Who's your source?
04:27No, it's actually like more like your daily. Peanut butter. Is it peanut butter? I think it was. It was apples. You missed. Yeah, maybe it was apples.
04:35Got some pasta. That looks fusilli.
04:41Some pasta cookies. All right. Play-doh. All right. Part of gumby. Oh, it's a little Christmas tree. Is it? No, it's not.
04:52You could have done something great here. Yeah. What are you doing? You missed your chance. It's like a little twirly thing.
04:58I don't know about mixing lollies with cookies. Oh, pigs in the blanket. Chop it up. Sausage for all. Don't slice the sausage.
05:06All right. Okay. That looks nice. Got a little pie. Yes. And you can tear them off and dip them. Some nice finger food, eh? Nice. Excellent.
05:17Slice, slice, slice, slice. Nice. We're gonna roll, roll, roll, roll. Guys, I'm hungry. We're gonna thread, thread, thread, thread, thread.
05:25All right. Looks like a spine. Spinal cord. What? Spinal cord. Yeah. Oh, yes, yes. Looks like a caterpillar. Precisely.
05:33It's gonna turn into a beautiful butterfly. Butterfly. Just like my mom said. Whoa, you see that camera angle?
05:38It's a chicken. It's a chicken. Looks like a chicken. Seriously? It's a breaded chicken. Oh, my gosh. It's a breaded chicken. That's so ugly.
05:50What? What? Actually, it looks. That looks awesome. That is really cool. Vegans be like. I don't want this bread. I don't need chicken. That's not chicken.
06:01Nice lips. Finally, my first kiss. Congratulations. Who'd you lose your kiss to? Bread. Bread. Dough.
06:15Okay. All right. Love it. Yes. I just want to. I hope that you clean that brush. Guys, I'm really hungry.
06:26Mmm. Little love heart. Kind of ugly. For what, though? Eat little dough. It's a Play-Doh. It's Play-Doh. It has to be Play-Doh. But it's still dough.
06:41Yeah. Not edible, though. Don't eat Play-Doh. Don't eat it. Don't eat it. What? Why is there a German Play-Doh? Maybe it's like sugar dough.
06:47Yeah, I'm sure it's sugar dough. We're just messing around. We're just joshing on you. Who's Josh? I'm joshing on you. Who's Josh? Who is Josh?
06:58Okay. All right. Nice little ridges here. Keep it all together with pressure. Under pressure. All right. Yummy.
07:10Got some chocolate. Come on. Peanut butter. Peanut butter. Give me the peanut butter now. It looks like a chocolate pizza. It's going to be. What's it called? A pizza pie. A calzone? A calzone. There we go. I think that's going to be a calzone. Yeah.
07:25Twisting it up. I'm salivating. Not the best roll ever. Ah, it's like a. Okay, it's turning out pretty cool. Well, the roll could have been better, to be honest. Yeah.
07:38A for effort, right? Is it pizza? No, it's bread. It looks like pizza. It's a bread. It's a bread and you can rip them up and dip them in here. Oh, cool. Bravo. Very nice. Nice. Nice.
07:54Okay, we got some ravioli. Little dumplings. Yeah. Nice. That's too much meat, though. Ah, okay. There's no such thing as too much meat, sir. I don't know how well that would work, but I think it would work. Actually, why not? We have little faith. It could work. I think it could be. Mini dumplings. Mini dumplings.
08:18Okay, we got some Play-Doh here. That's not Play-Doh. Wasabi dough. Wasabi dough. It looks like a leaf. Oh, that's cute. I like wasabi dough. Why dough? Why not dough? Why dough? Okay, is that it? All right, that was it. All right. Good for you. Good for you. I'm pretty sure that was Play-Doh. It looked like Play-Doh. Dough? Yeah.
08:39It was blueberries. Blueberry flowers. Oh, wow. I think they're olives. Very nice. Nice. Easy. Nice. It could be an olive pie as well. Yeah. Good stuff. Ooh, that looks nice. Look at those gashes. Ah! Okay, we got a little bread net. Bread net. Bread net with chocolate. Oh, wow. Good. It's chocolate dough. Wow. Boom. And that's how you make forms.
09:06I want to eat it. Umbrella Corporation. Is that a lozenger? What? Why are you doing this? Ah! It wasn't that good, you know? Pizza! What are you doing to the pizza? Roll the pizza! No! Just roll the pizza. Calzone. Well, seriously. That looks kind of good. It's a donut calzone. What? Okay. Dribble twist. I just want to eat it like a burger. I approve. That is nice. How to make the crust useful. Yeah, exactly.
09:36What? It looks like an octopus. Alright. It does look like an octopus. Mm-hmm. Put some more. Yeah. Ah! Little snakes kissing each other. Little swans. I thought it was swans, but little snakes kissing each other. Ah! What's the? Silly, silly snake. Say the complete wrong thing. Ah! It's birds.
10:02Okay, we're rolling this. Oh! Okay, it's a dog. I thought so. It's a manatee. What are you talking about? Alright, little croissants. Come down, you little croissant. Follow your dreams. Oh, we're making fortune cookies. No, you're poisoning people. Yeah. Follow your dreams!