Aired (January 18, 2025): This is the Marites you never want to be friends with! Ipinaliwanag ni Tito Boy Abunda kung anong klaseng Marites ang pinaka-destructive sa lahat! #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals
YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7
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00:00Madam Chair, Tito Boy, it's just the low-key.
00:03For example, you're just talking and listening.
00:08You're not contributing.
00:10You're just looking for the right timing.
00:12I've experienced that.
00:15I know someone.
00:16His name is Donnie.
00:17I knew it!
00:19What does Donnie do?
00:21He listens first.
00:22He doesn't know.
00:23He doesn't participate.
00:25For example, he talks about
00:27his girlfriend's boyfriend is like this.
00:31But what he doesn't know is that
00:32he has another boyfriend.
00:34He also has a girlfriend.
00:36He's just listening.
00:37But later, he'll say,
00:38Do you have anything to say?
00:40I saw it.
00:41He's bluffing.
00:43He's bluffing.
00:44But he's contributing.
00:47Right?
00:48He needs to be like that first.
00:49He needs a starter.
00:51He can't be the first one.
00:53And his projection is
00:55he has credibility.
00:57Because he's not interested in participating.
00:59But when he was asked,
01:01there was no stopping him.
01:02He was blown away.
01:03All the details he invented were blown away.
01:07Right?
01:07Is there anyone else who's like that?
01:09Not yet.
01:10Why, Buboy?
01:11I don't want to say it.
01:12I don't want to say it.
01:14Come on.
01:14It's just the two of us.
01:16Let's not talk about it tomorrow.
01:17Yes, let's talk about it tomorrow.
01:18Let's continue talking about it.
01:19You're hoping for that, right?
01:20You're really going to say something.
01:22You're stopping yourself.
01:23What is it?
01:23No.
01:24I don't know if what you're talking about is true.
01:29But he's always following the car.
01:33It seems like you're the one who's telling the truth.
01:34You know, he's always like that.
01:37Which leads me to this kind of Marites.
01:40The Marites Inventor.
01:41It's like what's happening to us.
01:43The story is not true.
01:45It's just like he's relevant to the community.
01:48He's the star.
01:49He's famous.
01:50He's going to make a story.
01:51A lot of gossip is based on lies.
01:54Like what I said earlier,
01:56he's standing in the corner talking.
01:57It's based on lies.
01:59A lot of it.
02:01But there are really liars who are really liars.
02:05They believe that it's based on lies.
02:07They just invent things.
02:09But a lot of the gossip,
02:11at least in some studies,
02:12it's based on the fact that the shoes are new.
02:15It's not based on salary.
02:16Where did he get the money from?
02:18Right?
02:18There are things like that.
02:20There's a background.
02:21He even has a thesis about the story.
02:25He didn't borrow money from his neighbor, Aida.
02:29Where did he get the money from?
02:30I saw him carrying something.
02:32Maybe he's rich.
02:33Maybe he's courting someone.
02:35Maybe it's them.
02:36So the Marites Inventor is powerful
02:41because he doesn't have boundaries.
02:44He doesn't have boundaries when he tells his story.
02:48He can say anything.
02:50Because a lot of gossips have a foundation.
02:55That's why.
02:55There's no smoke without fire.
02:57That's not true.
02:58Sometimes, yes.
02:59The smoke is really strong even without fire.
03:02That's the Inventor.
03:04That's it.
03:04He's just making it worse.
03:06No.
03:07Even without fire, even without smoke.
03:09It's so disgusting.
03:10It's so bad.
03:11But I think that's what's destructive.
03:14All kinds of gossip are destructive.
03:16But this is the most dangerous.
03:18Because this is what will be invented.
03:20Right?
03:21Before I forget,
03:22gossips are also used because it's being studied by learned people.
03:28It's also used, like what I said about the art of war,
03:31that to confuse the enemy,
03:34you spread untrue stories.
03:37Let's go to show business.
03:38For example, historically speaking in Hollywood,
03:41you need to have a title.
03:44The most beautiful woman in the world was Elizabeth Taylor.
03:48In those times, we have that title.
03:51Elvis Presley of the Philippines, etc, etc.
03:54The handlers of one of the most beautiful movie stars in Hollywood,
03:59I'm thinking of Lana Turner.
04:01That's it.
04:02Okay.
04:02Lana Turner's era, just google Lana Turner.
04:06She was accompanied by great artists.
04:10Her handlers were thinking,
04:12how can we create her own image, Lana Turner?
04:18Do you know what her handlers did?
04:20They sent, for example,
04:22they contacted Variety.
04:24This is just an example.
04:25We have a telegram here.
04:27We got this from the Fashion Designers Association of America,
04:31which was not real.
04:34It didn't exist.
04:35What's inside?
04:36But this is a true story.
04:38Okay.
04:39In packaging.
04:40Okay?
04:41And what's inside the telegram is,
04:43Dear Vice Chair Buboy Villar,
04:47for example, you're Lana Turner's manager.
04:49We are declaring Lana Turner
04:51as the most fashionable woman in Hollywood.
04:54So that became her brand.
04:56Okay.
04:57And where did that come from?
04:59Yes, from an untrue story.
05:02You know what I'm saying?
05:02Yes, yes.
05:03So the debate there,
05:05was a crime committed?
05:07What kind of gossip was that
05:09that Lana Turner's package
05:11became the most fashionable?
05:14I didn't get hurt.
05:16Do you understand?
05:17Yes, yes, yes.
05:17Yes.
05:18There's also something that comes from the truth.
05:20Let's emphasize the story of this girl
05:23because she's from the province.
05:27This is her life.
05:30And many more.
05:31Because this will be necessary
05:33to support, to strengthen the image.
05:36Is that a crime?
05:38Nope.
05:38That's what I'm trying to say.
06:08You're not conscious of what's true and what's not.
06:11What's imagined and what's real.
06:14That's painful.
06:16That's where it becomes not good.
06:17It's not good anymore.
06:18Yes.
06:19But you were grazing on distraction a bit,
06:23Tito Boy, earlier in your explanation.
06:25Do we need that as a group of people?
06:29That sometimes, we are free
06:31from what we think every day.
06:34And this is what we use as a tool or instrument.
06:37Very thin line that separates
06:38between distraction and fun, sometimes.
06:42That's why values should come out.
06:44Because, for example, our intention is just to laugh.
06:48Let's talk about JP, for example.
06:51He likes to dance.
06:53And we just laugh.
06:55But when that comes out,
06:57to the point that we're already breaking the rules.
07:01If there's a distraction,
07:03it's a bit off.
07:04So distraction is okay.
07:06Destruction is not.
07:07Is not.
07:08Is not.
07:09You remember that, right?
07:10Destruction, then,
07:11from the mundane
07:13that we live every day,
07:16it can be fun.
07:17But you know when to stop.
07:20Let's just joke about it.
07:21There's no truth to it.
07:23Something like that.
07:24And don't lose your sense of what is right
07:27and what is wrong.
07:28Even in this business,
07:30where we accept that there's gossip,
07:35does not give you the permission or the license
07:38to destroy anyone.
07:39See?
08:08Sometimes, you just let it go.
08:10But we all get full.
08:12We all have a threshold.
08:14That's okay.
08:15Right?
08:16But the time comes in every life
08:19that sometimes you don't do it for yourself.
08:21You do it for a husband or a wife.
08:23Wait, my family is getting hurt.
08:25Wait, it's not stopping.
08:27That's a bit different.
08:29That's an entailment.
08:38Oh, my God.