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A carrot and a carrot cake have an argument in the garden. | dG1fRUhYNlFST19CYnM
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00:00Oh, finally. Um, what are you? What is this? Intruder! Intruder!
00:18What do you mean? I'm made of carrot, just like you.
00:20I hate carrot cake. We're all born as a single carrot, all the same. You, you've chosen to
00:24become all fruity and sweet.
00:25Well, thank you.
00:26That's not a compliment. This isn't how it's supposed to work.
00:28Scientific researchers specializing in carrot sexuality have shown that being born carrot
00:32cake is indeed genetic. The carrot's likelihood of being born carrot cake rises with the number
00:36of biological brothers, aka you.
00:38Bye.
00:39I also taste delicious and look fantastic.
00:40Well, I want to look and taste good too.
00:43Just because you're a carrot doesn't mean life's always a piece of cake.
00:45Get it? Get it? Get it? Do you get it? Do you get it? Do you get it? Get it? Get it?
00:58Do you get it?

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