Set to poke a comedic carrot at the world of competitive vegetable growers. | dG1fNy1ybWktYkFhTlU
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00:00 She would have been the first female ever to win in a marriage division.
00:04 It was clear that other growers were scared of Caroline beating them.
00:08 We set out to follow Caroline on her journey to Shepton Mallet.
00:14 How were we to know what we were getting ourselves into?
00:17 They took my vegetables!
00:21 This is my crime scene, sir.
00:23 People don't expect private detectives to be funny.
00:29 I've been shot!
00:30 What do you mean you've been shot?
00:31 I can't believe you shot me!
00:33 I'm quite a big cheese on these encrypted forums.
00:36 There's nothing here though, mate.
00:37 What do you mean there's nothing here?
00:38 What about the guy from Rotherham?
00:39 What about him?
00:40 Snooping around the allotments so they all think he's on meth.
00:42 Meth, Caroline!
00:43 That is not one of the fun drugs.
00:45 How we doing back there, Willie?
00:47 Soil's very dry, Caroline.
00:48 Oh, come on!
00:50 I got him into this mess, Paul.
00:52 And I'm going to get him out of it.
00:54 Where are all of your best friends?
00:55 Can you stop it?
00:56 Get off my husband.
00:57 For all we know, Lawrence and Louise could be dead now.
01:00 Yeah, well, there could also be some sex party at the Burgheim, for all we know.
01:04 Dressed up in lederhosen, tossing everybody off.
01:07 Oh, that's looking like it.
01:08 Who said you?
01:09 Who?
01:10 Everything was going through my head.
01:11 I just couldn't put it together.
01:13 Let it go, Caroline!
01:14 Let it go!
01:15 Yeah, I think in hindsight, we probably should have called the police at that stage.
01:23 Yeah.
01:24 You'll never take me alive, copper!
01:33 (siren blaring)
01:35 [BLANK_AUDIO]