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00:00Did you know that crude oil is a totally natural, organic by-product of dinosaurs?
00:12Mhmm.
00:13Isn't that amazing?
00:14Goddammit.
00:15Howdy folks, I'm Screen Legend Dick West.
00:38Did you know that back in the Wild West, people rode around on horses?
00:43Isn't that stupid?
00:44It was like owning a car.
00:45They had a bad attitude.
00:46And shit all the time.
00:47When a horse broke down, you or some other asshole would have to shoot it in the parking
00:48lot.
00:49Cause horses can't be fixed.
00:50That's right, folks.
00:51The only way to handle a horse that stops running is to blow its head off.
00:52Mhmm.
00:53That didn't happen that often, though.
00:54Cause horses only lived like 25 years.
00:55So, you know what?
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02:37Well folks, that's all for now.
02:39I hope you learned a lot.
02:41If you've got any questions, try to find me.
02:44I'll be getting drunk somewhere and passing out somewhere else.
02:50Sober time is over.
02:55Goddammit.
02:56Why is there a goddamn rooster?
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