Agha Majid, Saleem Albela Aur Ukasha Apas Mein Rishtaydar Nikal Aye
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00:00Welcome back, viewers.
00:14In the break, we have another married couple with us.
00:18And the woman is very upset and wants to leave her husband.
00:22Let's convince her not to do so.
00:24Greetings.
00:25Greetings.
00:27What do you mean by greetings?
00:28Has anyone ever cheated on you?
00:30Cheated? You've been cheated on?
00:32I've been cheated on.
00:33Ma'am, you don't get cheated on, you get cheated on.
00:37Okay.
00:38I used to get cheated on, but now I've been cheated on.
00:41How's that?
00:41What can I say? Very good.
00:43Tell me, what happened?
00:45Nothing's going to happen to me.
00:46Nothing's going to happen to you?
00:47This style?
00:49This style?
00:50Nothing's going to happen to you?
00:51What kind of style is this?
00:53I'm not upset.
00:54Hey, Bichu!
00:59Tell me honestly, what happened?
01:03Mr. Haroom, first of all, let me tell you that I'm not going to live with this man.
01:06Okay, fine. We'll decide that.
01:08We'll give you our advice.
01:09I've already decided.
01:10Okay, fine. You can spit on me if you want to.
01:12No problem.
01:13You can spit on all the places.
01:15Ma'am, if you've already decided, then why did you come here?
01:19So that I can tell all my sisters to please check.
01:23No, the way to check a relationship is to test it first.
01:27What can I say?
01:29He's a very popular guy.
01:31I've seen this guy in English movies.
01:33He's the one who got hit by a motorcycle.
01:37Let me tell you.
01:38He came to my house with his family.
01:40And we found out that he was...
01:41I came here with the dacoits, not with my family.
01:44What kind of a story is this?
01:45But his family must be dacoits.
01:48Mr. Agha, I know you. I'm a big fan of yours.
01:50Let him go.
01:51Don't ruin your family because of me.
01:57We were told that he has a lot of business.
02:00Really?
02:00He's a BA student.
02:02Really?
02:02He's known as Rane.
02:03Really?
02:04Apart from that, he has a lot of money.
02:06He has a huge bungalow.
02:07He's graduated, he has a bungalow, he has a business, he has money.
02:10He's a Rane.
02:11So, what happened? What's the problem?
02:13He's a dhari.
02:15Oh, okay.
02:16I'm not educated.
02:18I know everything about the village, BA, BA, BA.
02:20He's a BA student.
02:22But he's a dhari.
02:23He's a dhari, not a disease.
02:25He's a human being.
02:26He's a Rane.
02:28I don't know him personally.
02:30He's a Rane of my heart.
02:31You have a lot of Rane's in your heart.
02:37How did you know that he's a Rane?
02:39First of all, he said that when he took off my veil,
02:43he looked like a tiger.
02:46Then he said that he's a Mobot.
02:48I don't know what that is.
02:50Mobot?
02:50He said that he's a Mobot.
02:51He's a Rane.
02:55You're a dhari, but your sister is a Rane.
02:59I said, it's okay. He's praying for me.
03:00I said, Amen.
03:02But after that, things changed day by day.
03:05I said, we don't want to go abroad.
03:08Pakistan is so beautiful.
03:09Let's go to Murree for our honeymoon.
03:11What's the point of going to Murree?
03:12You'll get stuck in traffic.
03:13Look, over there..
03:14So, where did he go?
03:16He went to the fair.
03:18250 people from the village came to the fair.
03:20It was fun.
03:22He left me and went to the fair.
03:25After that, I had a friend's wedding.
03:27So, we had to cross the canal road.
03:29He said, we don't want to go to the canal road.
03:31Why?
03:31I don't know.
03:32Do you know that there's cold water in the canal road?
03:36Don't you know that it's cold in the winter?
03:42If you don't get a divorce,
03:44you'll have to sleep in the snow for two and a half hours.
03:48Anyway, we reached the wedding.
03:50There was a music night.
03:52The one who plays the tabla.
03:53What's going on there?
03:54Some goon is talking about a music night.
03:56Do you know what a music night is these days?
03:58Yes, yes.
03:58I don't know what a music night is.
04:01I don't know what the auspicious time is.
04:02You're right, Manu.
04:04She's also from the beauty parlour.
04:05She's from Tadan.
04:08Okay, let's do something about this.
04:12Don't worry, dear.
04:14It's just for today.
04:17My father is a big businessman.
04:19He asked me to send him to the office
04:21to meet his team.
04:22He went there.
04:23He said, don't let them go.
04:25Sir, he didn't want to go.
04:27He wants to go to his father's office
04:29and sing the national anthem.
04:31I didn't say don't let them go.
04:32I said, uncle, hurry up.
04:34I mean, I have to go.
04:35Okay, okay.
04:36What's this?
04:36Meeting.
04:37What's the time for Rania?
04:38We had to go to a wedding.
04:39We said, we have to reach there at 7 o'clock.
04:41He said, no, no.
04:42The time for the food is 9.30.
04:45Sir, he was humiliated at his own wedding.
04:47He said, it's okay.
04:50Once, I got ready and went out.
04:52He said,
04:53God bless you.
04:55I said,
04:56Then?
04:57I said,
04:58yes, let's go.
05:01The biggest problem
05:03that scares me
05:04is that I am scared of curses.
05:06So?
05:06So?
05:07He doesn't fight with me when he is angry.
05:09He doesn't argue with me.
05:10He curses me.
05:11He curses me a lot.
05:13But if it's not about the face,
05:14then it's definitely about the hands.
05:16Who are you?
05:18We are Rania.
05:19So, are we Rania too?
05:20Yes, we are the real ones.
05:21Are we from Taiwan?
05:24Okay, listen to me.
05:25You have lied.
05:26Their problem is a lie.
05:28Yes, he is saying this.
05:28Their problem is not your beard.
05:30You don't like music.
05:31Not at all.
05:32Do you like any song by Noor Jehan?
05:35There is one song.
05:38The chain has been broken.
05:42Everyone is leaving.
05:48Tell me, is there anyone like that?
05:49Sister, you are our sister.
05:54I understood.
05:55You tell me,
05:56from which Rani's neck
05:58the chain has been broken.
06:02Everyone is leaving.
06:04Listen to the next line.
06:06Otherwise, I would have left my marasim
06:12and come and go.
06:16Wow, wow, wow.
06:17She is very good.
06:18Sister, whatever you have done,
06:19you should also tell him to leave.
06:23Both of you are very good.
06:25We understood.
06:26You both came here to show your fun.
06:28You don't have any other problem.
06:30I also think so.
06:31I think Kukri must have made a mistake.
06:33Okay, it is like this.
06:34Anyway, he has also come.
06:36The audience is also present.
06:37So, today I have made a request to Dr. Tahir Shaheer.
06:42He tells us poetry
06:44about fun and games.
06:45Yes.
06:46But he writes something which is so wonderful
06:50that I think he should read it.
06:52Seriously?
06:52Seriously.
06:53Oh.
06:53Seriously.
06:54What is it?
06:54Such a wonderful and serious poetry
06:56which has everyday things
06:58and touches your heart.
06:59Wow.
06:59So, today I had requested
07:01to recite something
07:03which is serious
07:04and on which we get excited.
07:06So, Dr. Shaheer, please recite something for us.
07:08The whole world is divided by the colors.
07:13Wow.
07:13The whole world is divided by the colors.
07:16Wow.
07:17The whole world is divided by the colors.
07:21Look at the horizon,
07:23where the sky is spread.
07:24Wow.
07:25Look at the horizon, where the sky is spread.
07:27Great.
07:28Those who stay silent,
07:29won't let me be with them.
07:32Wow.
07:33Those who stay silent,
07:34won't let me be with them.
07:37Those who speak,
07:38my family spreads.
07:40Wow.
07:42Terrific.
07:42Very good.
07:43Wow!
07:44Remove the medicine and place it in front of me.
07:48Wow!
07:49Remove the medicine and place it in front of me.
07:54So that I can concentrate on it.
07:56Wow!
07:59For some, the feelings are divided.
08:02For some, the world is divided.
08:05Wow!
08:06And all the abuses that I have learnt, I have learnt them here.
08:09What?
08:10And all the abuses that I have learnt, I have learnt them here.
08:12There is so much knowledge in your city.
08:15Wow!
08:17These parents are a symbol of unity.
08:20As soon as they leave, the house is divided.
08:22Wow!
08:24Very good, Anand.
08:26Very good, doctor.
08:26Wow!
08:27It was fun.
08:29Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for a short break.
08:31Don't go anywhere. See you after the break.
08:33Irza is standing here and saying, I want to see the monkeys.
08:37And I say, you are standing outside.
08:38They have come to see you.
08:40Very good.
08:44Aren't you ashamed?
08:45What are you saying to your daughter and sister?
08:47Wow!
08:49Your daughter and sister are going to break your legs.