Aired (January 4, 2025): Matapos ang lahat ng pagsubok sa showbiz, ano ang opinyon ni Paolo Contis tungkol sa kanyang nakaraan at sa mga namba-bash sa kanya? #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals
YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
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00:00Okay, Paolo, clarify that. Do you think you have the raw end of the deal that in your relationships, plural,
00:08the perspective of those who can be seen outside of the relationship is Paolo's fault?
00:13Is Paolo a bad guy? Is Paolo wild?
00:16When in fact, on the get-go, you're already laying your cards.
00:22Honestly, I don't even have to lay my cards. Go to Google, you'll see everything.
00:30Soon, they're aware that they're getting in.
00:32Not only the real news, you'll also see fake news on Google. It's already complete.
00:39They have resources.
00:41Yes, they have resources.
00:42They're aware that they're getting in the relationship.
00:45But did you, for example, mask it in some way or downplay it a little bit?
00:49Never.
00:50To be accepted by the girl you used to be friends with?
00:52Never.
00:53Never? You just say everything?
00:54No, I say the truth. The truth behind everything.
00:58The stories?
00:59Because everything they hear is news.
01:01I never spoke. Never. Ever.
01:04I will never speak ill against anyone.
01:08You know that.
01:09That's probably what I do.
01:12They have first-hand information from me.
01:15But I never cleaned up. Never.
01:17Okay. So all these relationships are based on, okay, here it is.
01:23Your whole resume.
01:26Then the girl reads it.
01:28Take it or leave it.
01:30The links.
01:32The links?
01:33These are the links of fake news.
01:34These are the fake news?
01:36These are the fake news. These are the fashion police.
01:38These are the peps.
01:41These are the pep troika.
01:44These are the news.
01:46These are the fake news.
01:48PhilippineCelebrity.com
01:49Especially now, it's trending on Facebook.
01:52They fake quote you.
01:54Yes, I do.
01:56For clickbait, right?
01:57Yes, for clickbait.
01:58You have a face and a quote.
02:00No, you have a page.
02:02Your name.
02:03Then the blue check.
02:05Then what you said.
02:06Yes, right?
02:07Then when you look at it,
02:10this is too much.
02:11There's nothing you can do, right?
02:13But when you see the comment,
02:151,500.
02:16Then everyone believes it.
02:18Right?
02:19So my tip is,
02:20sorry, I was cleaning up. I remembered.
02:22Go ahead.
02:23I'll just tell you, right?
02:24You saw my page, right?
02:26Fact check.
02:27Go to my page.
02:28Look at what I posted.
02:29It's that simple.
02:30So now,
02:31I'll just change it.
02:32I just remembered,
02:33new quote.
02:36I just want to be loved.
02:37When did I say I want to be loved?
02:39You're not supposed to talk like that.
02:41You're not supposed to talk like that.
02:42You're not supposed to talk like that.
02:43I'm sorry.
02:44I just want to be loved.
02:45We're all facing love.
02:47We're all facing love.
02:50I don't have, again,
02:52it's out in the open.
02:55You didn't hide anything.
02:56The only thing that I could do is
02:58air my side in such a way
03:01that I don't make mistakes.
03:02I mean, I've never said
03:04that I'm not at fault.
03:06So there.
03:07It's up to you now.
03:08If you meet the younger Paolo,
03:11the one we were talking about earlier,
03:1310-15 years younger Paolo,
03:15what would you say to him?
03:17For example, he already has a friend
03:18that he's talking to.
03:19I know this moment.
03:20What would you say?
03:21I remember this.
03:22We're going to transition
03:23from friends to something else.
03:25What would you say?
03:26To whom?
03:27To your younger self.
03:28To life.
03:31You're different.
03:32You're different.
03:33You're different, boy.
03:34Why?
03:35You're brave.
03:36You know, I've done a lot
03:38that I'm not proud of.
03:40But to my younger self,
03:43maybe it's just that
03:47you should be,
03:48because I don't really care.
03:50That's right.
03:52No matter what people say to me,
03:55I don't really care.
03:58You know,
03:59they're all like,
04:00what do you feel about bashing?
04:01Nothing.
04:02No, but what I'll say is
04:04you have to care more
04:06about what people say.
04:08You don't know that you're hurting.
04:11It's not bad to care.
04:13Not too much,
04:14but just enough
04:16so you check yourself from time to time.
04:19Nice.
04:20I like it.
04:21Clap for Paolo.
04:22He has some realizations.
04:24Okay.
04:25So, it's time, Paolo.
04:26You thought that was the meat of the interview?
04:28No, we still have time.
04:30Because you haven't been shown yet.
04:32We've been talking for so long
04:33and you haven't been shown yet.
04:35The body was only usable for 10 minutes.
04:38If you don't want to answer,
04:39it's okay.
04:40You can invoke your right
04:41for an executive whisper.
04:42You can just whisper the answer.
04:44But it's better if you answer, Paolo,
04:46so that we have an air.
04:48Okay.
04:49For female artists,
04:50your first crucial question
04:53is what you need to answer.
04:55For female artists,
04:57you're already in the limelight.
04:59You're not just working,
05:00you're already in the limelight.
05:02Even if you just saw it.
05:03Who is it that you can't be friends with
05:06without a mistake?
05:10I really want to know this.
05:12You haven't told us yet.
05:14Who is it that I can't be friends with
05:16without a mistake?
05:19When he said,
05:20we're still friends,
05:21you didn't back out
05:22because there's something.
05:24I feel like,
05:25I don't want to say that.
05:28No, this is true.
05:30I don't make friends
05:34with my female colleagues.
05:37Because I really avoid them.
05:40I won't say who it is.
05:42Why?
05:43All of them.
05:44It happened a few times before.
05:46For example,
05:48Bubble.
05:49For example, Bubble Gang.
05:50Every Monday,
05:53the cast used to go out.
05:55After, I go home.
05:56I go home.
05:57Because,
05:58especially my work,
06:00my direct work,
06:02I really don't want to make a mistake.
06:06Because it's hard to work
06:07when there's a mistake.
06:09Like you have a past
06:11or something.
06:12It's confusing.
06:13So,
06:14to say that there's a woman
06:16that I can't handle,
06:19as a man,
06:20there's always a risk.
06:23That when you go out
06:25or you're working,
06:27you're drinking,
06:28there's always a risk
06:29that something will happen eventually.
06:31So, why would you
06:33bring yourself there?
06:34So, don't bring it.
06:35So, it's clear,
06:36it's just the beginning.
06:37Yes.
06:38That's how Paolo is.
06:39It's clear.
06:40At least you know her.
06:41You're categorizing the girls.
06:43This is for this purpose.
06:45This is for friends.
06:46So, everyone,
06:47especially,
06:48all of them,
06:49are friends,
06:50colleagues.
06:51And,
06:52when I see you,
06:53you're not like that.
06:54You're not like that.
06:55You're inputting more.
06:56You're helping them
06:57with the punchlines,
06:59timing.
07:00That's how she is.
07:01I know her.
07:02She's really kind.
07:03But, you know,
07:04it starts with mentoring
07:05and then it becomes ****.
07:06Hey!
07:07I'm just kidding.
07:08That's why,
07:09if people notice,
07:10in the bubble
07:11that's a bit physical,
07:12that's me.
07:13Because,
07:14I'm just kidding.
07:15Because,
07:16not for anything,
07:17the girls feel safe.
07:19For sure.
07:20They know I will never touch.
07:22They know that
07:23I will ask permission
07:24if needed.
07:25When we go out
07:26in the dressing room,
07:27Pao is the first one
07:28to check the outfit.
07:29It's true.
07:30Do you lift your blouse?
07:31Yes.
07:32Does anyone see it?
07:33Correct.
07:34Do you remember
07:35the anniversary?
07:36We were at a resort
07:38and you didn't let
07:39the girls out
07:40because it's too daring.
07:42You covered them.
07:44That's why I fell in love with you.
07:46Most people don't know that
07:47because your mouth,
07:48Paolo,
07:49is like...
07:50It's a bit contradictory,
07:51right?
07:52Yes.
07:53It's my way of having fun.
07:56And,
07:57of course,
07:58the people who don't know me,
07:59that's what they think.
08:00But,
08:01to the people who know me,
08:02I think I have earned it.
08:04True.
08:05My mouth is so rude
08:06but you know
08:07I don't want to offend you.
08:09I think I've earned that.
08:10I'd much rather have a friend
08:11who's like this
08:12than someone who's quiet
08:13but someone who's being
08:14harassed behind my back.
08:15Exactly.
08:16And that concludes
08:17our investigation.
08:18Based on the information
08:19we gathered,
08:20this is what we will
08:21pass as a law
08:22because of Paolo.
08:24What is it?
08:25Anti-assault.
08:26Don't be an assumer
08:27so that you won't get caught.
08:29Correct.
08:30And I will add
08:31a sub-law.
08:32Go, Madam Chair.
08:33Girls,
08:34don't be naive.
08:35Protect yourselves.
08:36Okay?
08:37We will protect you
08:38under this law
08:39not all the time.
08:41All of your male friends
08:43will not imitate you
08:45if you're not in front of them.
08:47Yes.
08:48Yes.
08:49It's so hot.
08:51It's so hot.
08:52Well, thank you very much, Paoski.
08:54Thank you very much.
08:55Let's give Paolo a round of applause.
08:57Okay.
08:58Your Honor and Second Chair,
08:59I'm very proud
09:00of your new show.
09:01Thank you very much.
09:02Congratulations to you.
09:03If you only knew
09:04how bad you are.
09:05I'm sorry
09:06if you will be removed
09:07because of this episode.
09:08I'm sorry.
09:09No, no.
09:10Everything you said is safe.
09:11It's safe.
09:12It's safe.