• 2 days ago
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00:00CLEAN YOUR HOLES!
00:02Bleh, that's so nasty!
00:03Now you know how to!
00:05So, you can do it.
00:06I don't like it.
00:07Oh, wait, what is that?
00:08Olivera?
00:09They're rubbing it on...
00:10What are they rubbing it on?
00:11Oh, yeah.
00:12It's a vagina.
00:13Okay.
00:14Um...
00:15Okay.
00:16Whoa, where'd you get those from?
00:17Uh, I don't know.
00:19Some people has these, uh, marks.
00:21Oh, yeah, like when they go like this for too long?
00:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:23And...
00:24I guess this hat can help you.
00:27God, he's such an...
00:28Alright, so...
00:30I love the acting here, like...
00:32It reminds me of, like, uh, one of those infomercials for, like...
00:35Yeah!
00:36OxiClean can give you ten times the normal cleaning power of normal cleaning products!
00:40Alright, so now...
00:42Yeah, so...
00:43We have a hoodie...
00:44Hood...
00:45Uh, she cut off...
00:46On top so she can cover her face.
00:47Oh!
00:48And her weird boyfriend doesn't take pictures of her anymore.
00:51So, when she...
00:53You wanna pee?
00:54You get in the tube.
00:56Get in the pee tube.
00:58Honey, I need to go pee!
01:00Get in the pee tube.
01:01Oh, it's a poo tube.
01:03It's...
01:04It looks so inconvenient, you know?
01:06All this thing, you get messed up there, and you know...
01:10It doesn't look so great, yeah.
01:12And also, her pants were down in the only area where you can use the bathroom, so...
01:17There is no chance you can sit with this, you know?
01:19No, no.
01:20Okay, we have some glasses case.
01:22Pull out our glasses, and all of a sudden...
01:24Ah!
01:25Boom!
01:26Ooh!
01:27I know, I...
01:29That's interesting.
01:30Do you have this problem when you're in the car?
01:33Wearing glasses?
01:34Yeah.
01:35As a passenger.
01:36No, not the wearing glasses.
01:37To feel sick when you...
01:38Oh, no, never, never.
01:40I always do.
01:41Only once, when I went up the mountains, and there was a road that was literally like a zigzag.
01:45And I threw up.
01:47But it was one time.
01:49For me, it's usually Kevin.
01:50That's why I'm a driver.
01:52Only a driver, okay.
01:55So on the bus, you're like, move over, dude, I have to take the wheel here.
02:00But actually, yeah, in a childhood, I was a terrible...
02:04If it's a long trip, well, it was...
02:07Yeah, not a good time.
02:09Yeah.
02:10If it's similar, let us know in the comments.
02:13I always used to kind of get sick when I had...
02:16When we were driving, and I would like to read books and stuff.
02:19And I knew, if I read this book, I'm gonna get sick.
02:22Because reading while you're driving is really bad.
02:24But I did it anyway, and I...
02:26What? What are they doing?
02:28No! Why are you doing that?
02:30Why does that feel painful?
02:31I don't know.
02:33Okay.
02:34Alright, so we ruined the lipstick.
02:36No lipstick allowed.
02:38No, okay.
02:39Especially lipstick.
02:40Yeah.
02:41That's kind of weird place where they have the special sensor on lipsticks.
02:45Yeah, I mean, in my school, they also banned lipstick and like...
02:48Yeah?
02:49Yeah.
02:50But why?
02:51Because they didn't want people to express themselves.
02:53They were distracted if people cared more about their looks than their schoolwork.
02:57Or something like that.
02:59That's kind of weird motivation for me, to be honest.
03:01Yeah.
03:02What about that hack?
03:04Did you like it?
03:06No, because she still has the lipstick.
03:08She got in with the lipstick.
03:10Also this, I'm not sure what's happening.
03:12We're putting a bandage around...
03:14Oh, no!
03:15No lipstick? Okay.
03:17I have a finger.
03:19Alright.
03:23So, seriously, and this is kind of successful.
03:27Yeah, this is a successful video, yeah.
03:29You gotta...
03:31You gotta get your lipstick on somehow.
03:33You know?
03:35Do you have the same problem, similar problems?
03:37Yeah.
03:38Let us know.
03:39So that the glasses would help.
03:41Yes.
03:42Okay.
03:44Looks like she's living the life back there.
03:46Oh, no, my bar is melted.
03:48Again.
03:51Okay.
03:53Let's put on the air conditioning.
03:55That's actually...
03:57Pretty smart.
03:59I was thinking, but you wouldn't do it, you know.
04:01I'm hungry.
04:03I'm hungry as well.
04:05Where's the food at?
04:07Alright, so now we have...
04:09A wedding!
04:11Our car is the bride.
04:15You may now kiss the bride.
04:17Getting freaky with the taillight.
04:19Alright, so now we have this...
04:21Ah, yeah, these poppets for yourself.
04:23It's also, you can use it on the back of your phone.
04:25And it's easier to hold.
04:27They were trending for a while, and now they're not.
04:29I wouldn't put it in a car.
04:31Like so, by the way.
04:33Okay, yeah, party in the backseat.
04:35Party in the backseat.
04:37Get out of here.
04:39Okay, so... Oh, no, they made a mess.
04:41But I have a hack.
04:43Ah, she was prepared for this.
04:45But what about the floor?
04:48The floor is gone. No chance.
04:50Alright, I'm getting itched by mosquitoes.
04:52Alright, let's see.
04:54Tape?
04:56So they all get stuck there?
04:58I don't know if they do that.
05:00I don't know if that would work.
05:02They go for the meat.
05:04The meat!
05:06Meat!
05:08Alright, so a messy cooler.
05:10Salt? Yes, salt.
05:12It speeds up the cooling process.
05:14Styrofoam.
05:16Styrofoam for layers.
05:18So you can keep some things chilled
05:20and some things frozen.
05:22Wow.
05:24It's like a fridge.
05:26Mined, fridged.
05:38So now it's a trash can for your car can.
05:40Yes, actually.
05:42Do you have a trash can in your car?
05:44My car is the trash can.
05:46I usually just like
05:48every time I get in and out of the car
05:50I take whatever trash I've brought with me
05:52out of the car.
05:54So temporarily it is a trash can.
05:56Maybe, but how?
05:58Actually, I don't know.
06:00Okay, so.
06:02We're getting a close up toothbrush action here.
06:04Very interesting.
06:06Oh!
06:08Dang!
06:10I guess it's the right way
06:13to wash it.
06:15So this whole video is just making me uncomfortable right now.
06:17Oh, got it.
06:19Okay, wait, where are we going?
06:21Again?
06:23We've already watched this.
06:25A while ago.
06:27But always like...
06:29Wait.
06:31What?
06:33I don't know about that one.
06:35That seemed a little fake.
06:37I need this.
06:39I have a lot of blackheads on my nose.
06:41What about you guys?
06:43Wow, she has a diagram on her face.
06:45That's crazy.
06:47Correct technique.
06:49Nail straightener.
06:51Excuse me?
06:53Why would you want to straighten your nails?
06:55I don't know.
06:57I guess it's so they don't go in the skin.
06:59Like the ingrown toenails.
07:01No, it's to grab your nail from the side.
07:03And it pulls it up.
07:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:07It's true.
07:10Jeez.
07:12That's...
07:14I mean, gross a bit.
07:16Everything's a little gross, yeah.
07:18Oh!
07:20Wow.
07:22Kind of cool.
07:24Would you try this thing?
07:26Yeah, why not?
07:28If it's already in there, I think the worst thing is actually putting the contacts in.
07:30Put it in.
07:32I put it in once for a video.
07:34And I will never ever put contacts in again.
07:36Even if there's a fire.
07:38So, yeah.
07:40I saw another hack when they do this kind of action.
07:42Like they do it like so.
07:44They tie it and...
07:46They look up or something.
07:48And they just pop it in.
07:50My eye wouldn't take it.
07:52I held it with all of my might.
07:54And I put it in my eye.
07:56It did not work.
07:58It took me like an hour and a half, I think, to get both of them in.
08:00I was crying.
08:02I almost cried.
08:04You almost cried for me.
08:06What?
08:08It was a UV light.
08:10It shows the...
08:12I don't know.
08:14Cover it fully.
08:16What is that stuff?
08:18I don't know.
08:20It reminds me of the hotel hunters.
08:22Correct?
08:24Okay.
08:26It's 2023. We can't do that anymore.
08:28Anti-snoring strip.
08:30My grandpa uses that.
08:32Does it work?
08:35I have one.
08:37You have a lipstick?
08:39Yeah.
08:41Usually I have my lipstick
08:43in my nose.
08:45I put it there.
08:47Yeah.
08:49And then you take it out the other one.
08:51Or take it out your ear.
08:53Yeah.
08:55But it works like so.
08:57You just hide it in one of your holes.
08:59One of the holes.
09:01Okay.
09:03So it's...
09:05I'd say her application
09:07isn't the best.
09:09Yeah.
09:11I guess so.
09:13That's kind of weird.
09:15No. Not my candy.
09:17What the heck are we watching?
09:19No candy in jail.
09:21I feel like in jail...
09:23Are they allowed candy?
09:25Probably not.
09:27I feel like you can probably get your hands on some candy.
09:30So it's also candy.
09:32Oh, this is upsetting.
09:34What is the brown thing on her...
09:36Don't ask.
09:38Don't ask.
09:40If you don't want the answer for it, don't ask.
09:42I'm just...
09:44That's...
09:46That's not how it works, I guess,
09:48in the prison.
09:50I don't want to say
09:52that I were in the prison,
09:54but I guess it was.
09:56I was, and that's not how it works in prison.
09:58Where is the secret?
10:00I stole
10:02your heart.
10:04Ah, dang.
10:06This is...
10:08It's worth to go to the prison.
10:10Alright, so now we have a rat.
10:12Oh no, it pooed, but luckily it's candy.
10:16So...
10:18Wait, the whole idea...
10:20She painted poop
10:22so that it looks like candy.
10:24There is a lot of poops
10:26instead of candy.
10:28Okay.
10:30She counted this very well.
10:32Yep, that's good.

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