It's Showtime: Breadwinnables, UMALAGWA SA PAGPAPATAWA! (And The Breadwinner Is)

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Aired (January 2, 2025): Sino kaya sa ating breadwinnables ang tunay na stand-up comedian? #GMANetwork

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00:00Let's go to the second key, which is Key Loss.

00:03We're all waiting for them to laugh or perform for a while.

00:08So we need to show how they've become a stand-up comedian.

00:14Number one, this is your chance to show your true self.

00:17Are you nervous?

00:18Oh, this is fun.

00:20How many minutes is this?

00:23How many minutes is this?

00:27Two-minute performance, go!

00:29What's up, Madlang people?

00:32Who's saying I'm beautiful?

00:37If you're not beautiful,

00:41you're a loser.

00:42If I can only share my beauty,

00:45many people have helped me.

00:48It's not bad to be beautiful.

00:50Oh, Lord.

00:53I have hope.

00:59You still have one minute.

01:02You don't want to do it anymore?

01:03Don't give up. You can do it.

01:06Yes, we still have time.

01:07You can repeat what you did earlier.

01:09Am I beautiful?

01:10I'm beautiful again, Madlang people.

01:12Answer!

01:14Do you know?

01:17Answer!

01:18Yes!

01:20Thank you so much.

01:24You still have time.

01:25Just repeat it.

01:28And I...

01:32You still have one minute.

01:34Just repeat it.

01:36For example, interview him.

01:38You two are banter.

01:41You're a good singer.

01:43Thank you, handsome.

01:47Interview me.

01:49No, bro.

01:50Let's just sing.

01:51What?

01:52Let's just sing, bro.

01:53What do you want to sing?

01:55Of course, if it's for us, it's Jano.

01:57Huh?

02:06Can you sing Ogie?

02:10Wow, your hands are moving.

02:12Can you sing Jose Mari Chan?

02:17Is that a female voice or is it Jose Mari Chan?

02:19Jose Mari Chan.

02:21Be careful.

02:22Who else can do that?

02:24Vice Ganda, can you do that?

02:283, 2, 1.

02:32Or the one that goes like this.

02:33He's done.

02:34He's done.

02:36Thank you so much, number 1.

02:38You have a lot of talent.

02:40You have a lot of talent.

02:41Take it and manage it.

02:42You're not managing it.

02:44We have a lot of talent.

02:46You don't want to do it anymore?

02:48It's like it's your first time and you don't want to do it anymore.

02:50You said you're going to sell more this year.

02:53Let's talk later.

02:54You're the first opponent of Polaris.

02:57You're fighting for talent here.

02:59Number 2, can you come down?

03:01We're giving you 2 minutes to make a call.

03:05Can we ask for a loud applause for Gawa?

03:12I'm Michiko Buendia, son of comedian, host, and singer.

03:17You're with me this afternoon.

03:20All I'm going to say is a joke.

03:22For example, Madam.

03:24Hi, ma'am.

03:25I said you're beautiful this afternoon.

03:28Don't believe it.

03:29It's just a joke.

03:32I also want to thank all of my sponsors.

03:36Dr. Vicky Bello.

03:38Renesalud.

03:39And of course, my most beloved, Dr. Jose Rizal.

03:45Where are all the senior citizens?

03:53You're now senior citizens.

03:55Don't give up.

03:57Give up on the word SK.

04:00Sinaunang Kabataan.

04:03Once again, guys, an arm.

04:07Thank you very much.

04:10That was hard.

04:11There's still 1 minute left.

04:14But his tonic is different.

04:16It's chocolate.

04:17That's not chocolate.

04:18That's Michiko.

04:20That's different.

04:22Okay, it's number 3.

04:24You're next.

04:25You can come down.

04:26Hi, mad love people!

04:30All of you who are screaming and shouting that you're beautiful.

04:34Comedian number 1.

04:35It's up to you.

04:37It's up to you in your life.

04:39He said that if you're not beautiful,

04:41it's a curse.

04:43Sis, how old are you?

04:48You know what?

04:50I'm thankful for this showtime

04:53because in the dressing room,

04:55when I entered,

04:57I cried.

05:01This is where I get to meet my parents.

05:06You're making fun of my mom and dad.

05:10Mom, where's my dad?

05:14Dad, you're wearing a turtleneck.

05:15Can't you see?

05:17That's all. Thank you very much.

05:20Thank you very much.

05:21There's still 1 minute left.

05:23There's still 1 minute left.

05:25MC Lassie, banter with him.

05:27There he is.

05:29Here he is.

05:30Hey, good thing you came.

05:32The children's party is about to start.

05:35You're safe.

05:37You've been...

05:39Where are you?

05:41You haven't seen us for a long time.

05:43That's what I said.

05:45I've been looking for you.

05:47But before anything else,

05:49do some magic.

05:51Magic.

05:53Magic.

05:55Magic.

05:57I'll be...

05:59I'll be...

06:01I'll be...

06:04I'll be...

06:06I'll be...

06:08I'll be a sad dog.

06:12That's your magic, MC.

06:16I'll have a lot of hair.

06:20That's not magic.

06:24They said I'm a baby,

06:26can you see my hair?

06:28They're saying I'm a baby.

06:304, 3, 2, 1.

It's Showtime: Breadwinnables, UMALAGWA SA PAGPAPATAWA! (And The Breadwinner Is)

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