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Operacion IA IA oh Capítulo 1 Completo HD
Operacion IA IA oh Capítulo 1 Completo HD
Operacion IA IA oh Capítulo 1 Completo HD
Operacion IA IA oh Capítulo 1 Completo HD
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00:00:00Music
00:00:21Chapter 1. Mia, the AI.
00:00:45Your Majesty.
00:00:46Does it matter if we try the sound?
00:00:48Of course. Yes, it goes. It goes one, two. Yes, it goes. It goes one, two. It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes. Yes.
00:01:12Do you know the one about the chicken and the duck?
00:01:14No.
00:01:16What does a chicken say to a duck?
00:01:18It says, duck, what you do with your leg...
00:01:23Let's see if you think you're the only one.
00:01:28Lower the tone.
00:01:30That's not the end.
00:01:32I thought it was... that it was like this.
00:01:36Whenever you want, Your Majesty.
00:01:37Your Majesty.
00:01:42Spaniards, Spaniards, good night.
00:01:47Good night and see you next year.
00:01:56Did you bite?
00:02:00Lower the tone.
00:02:02Excuse me, Your Majesty.
00:02:03There are two CIA agents waiting for you. It's urgent.
00:02:06See you soon.
00:02:09Excuse me.
00:02:10See you later.
00:02:11About the chicken and the duck.
00:02:13Lower the tone.
00:02:15Gentlemen, good night.
00:02:18And well?
00:02:19Your Majesty, I bring you a message from the High Commissioner of the European Union.
00:02:26Is this a mandatory compliment?
00:02:28I'm afraid so, Your Majesty.
00:02:29Communicate it to the government immediately.
00:02:33By the way, agent.
00:02:34Yes, Your Majesty.
00:02:35By any chance, don't you know what the chicken said to the duck?
00:02:41Of course, Your Majesty.
00:02:43What did he say?
00:02:44Duck.
00:02:45What you do with the leg.
00:02:46Let's see if you think you're the only one.
00:02:48What I said inside.
00:02:49No more, no less.
00:02:50Although they said no.
00:02:52They can withdraw.
00:02:54Although, Your Majesty.
00:02:55Yes?
00:02:56I don't have them all with me.
00:02:58About the chicken and the duck.
00:02:59They told me a long time ago.
00:03:01And there may have been a dance of files.
00:03:04They had also told me another ending, which was duck.
00:03:08What you do with the leg.
00:03:12There are many more people who may be innovating.
00:03:16Giving themselves.
00:03:18But to be sure, ask the presidency.
00:03:20Ask the presidency.
00:03:27And towards Belén goes a donkey.
00:03:31But what donkey?
00:03:32But what villain is that?
00:03:33Pedro, it's an inclusive villain.
00:03:35But Yolanda, why do you insist on changing everything?
00:03:37Like Belén de la Moncloa.
00:03:38No.
00:03:39What changes?
00:03:40Leave it as it was.
00:03:41No.
00:03:42It was in the pact we made to invest Salvador and her.
00:03:45Well, tell me what things have changed.
00:03:46Well, look.
00:03:47Instead of shepherds, I have put indulged.
00:03:50But if they all fit.
00:03:52For the miracle of Christmas.
00:03:56Hey, and the announcement?
00:03:58The announcement this time will be the amnesty.
00:04:02The amnesty?
00:04:03Yes, amnesty.
00:04:04My uncles, my cousins, nephews, family in general.
00:04:08And these three are family too?
00:04:09No.
00:04:10Instead of wise men, I have put wise monks.
00:04:12Wise monks.
00:04:13Those wizards.
00:04:14Who bring the gift to the deaf-mute.
00:04:18Hey, and in the cradle, in the manger, who is there?
00:04:20Illa.
00:04:21Illa?
00:04:22Yes.
00:04:23And that?
00:04:24Well, for the miracle of the coming of our savior.
00:04:28Our savior?
00:04:29Salvador Illa.
00:04:34Vice President, President.
00:04:36What happens?
00:04:37We bring a message from the European Union.
00:04:39And what is it about?
00:04:40The European leaders are concerned about the imminent escalation of political tension in Spain.
00:04:45And they fear that it will spread to the rest of the Union.
00:04:47I understand. And?
00:04:48They want to launch the IA operation in Spain.
00:04:51IA?
00:04:52IA, IA, O.
00:04:55From now on, an artificial intelligence, an IA,
00:04:58will be the one to decide which people will occupy the most important political positions in this country.
00:05:03Excuse me for a second.
00:05:04There is nothing to worry about.
00:05:05Because if the artificial intelligence is going to choose the best,
00:05:08they will not choose us again.
00:05:13You can leave.
00:05:16Mr. President.
00:05:17Yes?
00:05:18I know it's not a good time, but it's a matter of Zerzuela.
00:05:22Do you happen to know what the chicken told the duck?
00:05:27Yes, man, yes.
00:05:29He said,
00:05:31He said,
00:05:36No, no, no, no, no.
00:05:37Careful, careful.
00:05:39The chicken said something to the duck, but the Major said it to him.
00:05:43Why?
00:05:44Because he was a chicken.
00:05:46He said,
00:05:48Duck,
00:05:50what you do with your donut,
00:05:55have you already caught me?
00:05:58Ask him later.
00:06:01I'm Mia,
00:06:02and I have been designed to launch the IAIAO operation in Spain.
00:06:06My algorithms have been programmed to rule out professional politicians.
00:06:10The IAIAO operation will begin in five seconds.
00:06:14Two,
00:06:15one,
00:06:16zero.
00:06:20Now I'm in charge of the IAIAO.
00:06:23Take away that girl from the IAIAO.
00:06:26Take away that girl from the IAIAO.
00:06:28Take away that girl from the IAIAO.
00:06:31Without Falcón, ha, Falcón, ha, Fal, Fal, Falcón.
00:06:34Now I'm in charge of the IAIAO.
00:06:37They have rejected us from Moncloa, IAIAO.
00:06:40We are no longer deputies, IAIAO.
00:06:43You go to jail, ah, jail, ah, pa, pa, jail.
00:06:46Without a charge, oh, charge, oh, car, car, charge.
00:06:49Now kill an IA,
00:06:52IAIAO.
00:06:56Graziñas a todos.
00:07:06The IAIAO has left us all unemployed politicians.
00:07:10My God, what will become of me?
00:07:12I'm already here.
00:07:15Who are you?
00:07:16I'm your future, boy.
00:07:17My future?
00:07:18Yes.
00:07:19Yes?
00:07:20Is that the look I'm going to have when they take me off the list of deputies?
00:07:23Shut up and listen.
00:07:24I'm the ghost that's going to take you beyond political life.
00:07:28I know who you are.
00:07:29I've heard about you in the Senate.
00:07:31And what do they say?
00:07:32Well, you were a corrupt politician.
00:07:35Yes, they could be corrupt.
00:07:37For me, that's what they called me.
00:07:39Billetchus.
00:07:41That's what you are.
00:07:42Billetchus.
00:07:43Billetchus.
00:07:44And they've called me that since they caught me
00:07:46putting my hand in the wallet of the bills.
00:07:50Those are 500 bills.
00:07:52Be careful.
00:07:53Be careful, don't get anxious.
00:07:55That leads to poison.
00:07:56But where I'm taking you, there will be so many
00:07:59that your head is going to explode.
00:08:07Turn around.
00:08:09And if you want me to take you,
00:08:10you just have to say my name three times.
00:08:14Yes.
00:08:15Come on, say it.
00:08:16It's just that...
00:08:17I'm getting anxious.
00:08:20Yes.
00:08:22Anxious.
00:08:24And I'm getting anxious.
00:08:28Billetchus.
00:08:40Billetchus.
00:08:47Billetchus.
00:08:50Billetchus.
00:08:53Where am I?
00:08:54You are at the next level after the politician.
00:08:57An energy company.
00:08:59Or maybe you are part of the board of administration.
00:09:02But I have no idea about energy.
00:09:04That's what you think.
00:09:06But you may change your mind when you know what you win.
00:09:12Really? So much?
00:09:13And there's more.
00:09:14But if you want to know,
00:09:16you just have to say my name three times.
00:09:20Billetchus.
00:09:22Billetchus.
00:09:25I see it.
00:09:26I see it.
00:09:31Billetchus, please.
00:09:33Yes, I'm going.
00:09:34Billetchus.
00:09:39Where am I?
00:09:40In your new house.
00:09:42And the car outside is also yours.
00:09:44Don't I have a second residence?
00:09:46Second, he says.
00:09:47Third and fourth.
00:09:48You have earned so much money
00:09:50that you have bought another new house to speculate.
00:09:53Tell me more, please.
00:09:54Tell me more.
00:09:55Yes, I want more.
00:09:56I want more.
00:09:57Anxiety devours you.
00:09:58Anxiety.
00:10:00Anxiety.
00:10:01I want more.
00:10:02I want more.
00:10:03Anxiety.
00:10:04You just have to say my name.
00:10:05Billetchus.
00:10:06Billetchus.
00:10:07Billetchus.
00:10:08He said it.
00:10:09He said it.
00:10:10He said it.
00:10:11He said it.
00:10:12He said it.
00:10:13He said it.
00:10:14He said it.
00:10:18Wait.
00:10:19Wait.
00:10:20Wait.
00:10:21What are we doing here?
00:10:22Why am I in a court?
00:10:23Oh, nothing.
00:10:24Nothing.
00:10:25They are going to sentence you for corruption.
00:10:27What?
00:10:34What a scare.
00:10:35I thought it was you.
00:10:37But I thought that the one beyond politics
00:10:39was going to be paradise.
00:10:40That's what you told me.
00:10:41There is paradise for those who have power.
00:10:43But you are a scoundrel.
00:10:45It will be yours.
00:10:46Your party.
00:10:47It has killed the dead.
00:10:48No, no, no, no.
00:10:49I'm going to turn myself in.
00:10:50Where is my lawyer?
00:10:51Where are you going?
00:10:53To hell.
00:10:58No.
00:11:04They caught him.
00:11:05They caught him.
00:11:06Like in the ice cream cart.
00:11:07They caught him.
00:11:08They caught him.
00:11:09They caught him.
00:11:10They caught him.
00:11:11They caught him.
00:11:14Attention, information earthquake.
00:11:16The IAEA replaces Spanish politicians
00:11:19with people who are not political.
00:11:23Attention, because the IAEA has just appointed
00:11:26the president of the government to Carlo Ancelotti.
00:11:29Of course, a changing room full of stars has been pacified.
00:11:32What will it do to this country?
00:11:34Live, Palacio de la Zarzuela.
00:11:39Good morning, Carlo Ancelotti.
00:11:41I promise to be conscientious and honor
00:11:43and faithfully fulfill the obligations
00:11:45as president of the government,
00:11:47maintaining the balance between right and left
00:11:50and without extremes.
00:11:54Seriously?
00:11:55A football coach as president of the government?
00:11:58Well, there have also been politicians on the bench.
00:12:04I don't know.
00:12:05I don't know.
00:12:06I don't know.
00:12:07I don't know.
00:12:10My first measure will be to appoint
00:12:13the treasurer Vinicius
00:12:15in defense as minister of foreign,
00:12:17military and military affairs
00:12:19in the environment that I like
00:12:21because it is the environment and creates a good environment.
00:12:25They have put us in a lot of trouble, Yolanda.
00:12:27And for the whole squadron.
00:12:31Excuse me, Yolanda.
00:12:33For a snack, for a snack,
00:12:35but what did I get this year
00:12:37for the whole squadron
00:12:39when I wanted to escape?
00:12:43Oh, what a joke.
00:12:44Puigdemont.
00:12:45And Mortadelo.
00:12:46Mortadelo.
00:12:47Mortadelo and Puigdemont.
00:12:52Excuse me, but you come in and leave
00:12:54as if you were from Spain.
00:12:55Of course.
00:12:56Look, listen.
00:12:57Now I'm in Spain.
00:12:58Look.
00:12:59And now I'm in Belgium.
00:13:00See?
00:13:02Now I'm in Spain.
00:13:05And now I'm...
00:13:07in Belgium.
00:13:08Look at this landscape.
00:13:09Now I'm in Spain.
00:13:16And now...
00:13:17I'm in Belgium.
00:13:18How nice it is to be here in Belgium.
00:13:20From the Teatro Príncipe
00:13:22next to the Gran Via
00:13:24the Revolta
00:13:26with
00:13:28David
00:13:31Bruncano.
00:13:35Come on!
00:13:46Griezmann
00:13:47you blew it.
00:13:49You blew it.
00:14:05Oh
00:14:12Castilla
00:14:15It's a matter of
00:14:17Es que soy donante de peso
00:14:20Como tenía este hombre un reto pues le he cedido algo de peso a raya no es grison es gruesome
00:14:26Oh
00:14:29Oh, yeah, it's a noche
00:14:32Tenemos un invitado lo está petando más que belén esteban y quien es donald trump en la revuelta donald trump en la revuelta
00:14:56Oh
00:15:03Me gusta ese hombre está tan loco que podría entrar en mi gobierno
00:15:08tú sabes hacer cosas con la boca
00:15:16Otro animal sabe
00:15:18You know how I lean
00:15:22Este momento el perro el perro pastor en las montañas
00:15:37Vamos ya las preguntas clásicas no escucha atrás niño tú empezaste como relaciones públicas no
00:15:48Si tú estás cargado que te notas la panza cargar
00:16:00Abrir es polenta trans que se abre que se abre tiras de polenta
00:16:08Como dice
00:16:10Es
00:16:27Que escucha atrás niño tú si has tirado de polenta levanta sábana y gata
00:16:40Ah
00:16:45So let's shut down angle about
00:16:47Mama, which I chose to have a look at that. Oh, no, it's the one look at them. Oh, it's a look at them
00:16:51Oh, you know what I'm going to do it again
00:16:53Se me olvidaba
00:16:54Quien tiene más dinero el día más o tú tiene más más que menos más tiene menos
00:17:01O tú tienes más que más no tiene menos que más menos más
00:17:05Que tú que tienes más que más más que más pero menos siempre tiene menos más que menos que que tienes tú que nada más
00:17:12Yo tener menos escucha niño y eres más machista o racista
00:17:16Me molesta esta pregunta porque tengo que elegir pudiendo ser las dos cosas
00:17:31Y la
00:17:33Persona
00:17:44Persona
00:17:46Amos terminado no esto no damas de si David que dije sigamos con la entrevista o
00:17:52o abortamos
00:17:55Abortamos
00:17:56Voy a llamar a mismo a mi amigo Putin para que bomba de este lugar
00:18:00Escucha a David no le enfadé strong o porque que te ha traído un regalo lo mismo ni te lo da
00:18:04Oh, yeah, it's a hero. Un regalo para vosotros. Mira. Aquí está
00:18:11Un momento si
00:18:14Castilla si el mundo se va a acabar que menos que por respeto al ya yo
00:18:21By the know by the niño
00:18:25Esto se acaba que tiene algún deseo algo que quieras decir
00:18:32Sacamos el bombo
00:18:34Oh
00:18:49Quieto para donde bajo en esas pintas pues al bar que cito con mis chavales el mal par que cito tú no puedes salir
00:18:55Así como te ha visto como vas con la gorra desvía que parece que he tardado con el lateral de un remolque lleno de igual
00:19:01De puesto una lambre de atar morcillas que lo que llevas
00:19:06Pero si pareces un buey de sor de agua
00:19:09Esto no lo entenderías tú en la ropa drill sabes como drill caro como el bailecito de los de muertos
00:19:18La está teniendo una carrera
00:19:21Ha flipado hermano como hermano a padre
00:19:26Claro tú es que nunca ha sido joven no si pero nunca fue hecho un cuadro
00:19:33Un cuadro
00:19:41Esa pinta si ese pelo que tienes ahí una cresta un cepillo que es eso y un pendiente la oreja madre
00:19:46Mía claro pues que acaso tú cuando era joven no era así pie
00:19:51Muy hippie si pero yo nunca le sonreí a mi padre
00:19:53Pero dónde vas así con esas pintas que pareces un delincuente
00:19:57Que quedó la comuna para tocar la guitarra la comuna con esas melenas da corta tese pero los hombres decentes llevan el pelo corto
00:20:07Respira y empatiza conmigo y tú también ha sido joven pero yo jamás he avergonzado mi padre adiós padre
00:20:12A dónde acudes tan raudo la vergüenza es hijo he quedado con el hijo del conde a tomar unos vinos
00:20:18El conde de la torcida pero eso es un perdido que quieres acabar como él porque no te arreglas esas greñas
00:20:23y eso que llevas en el cuello que parece un acordeón padre el motín de esquilache ya terminó ahora se lleva otra cosa
00:20:30Acaso nunca fuiste es mansebo si pero nunca hice que mi padre me deshede dar
00:20:37Si padre eres porventura la sota de bastos
00:20:40Porque decís su padre a dónde vais vestido de que esta guisa con tanta premura
00:20:45He quedado con otros caballeros para ver la justa padre la justa con media capa
00:20:51Haber de saber que la media capa
00:20:53Es propia de los bufones y no de un caballero
00:20:58Pero pater esto lleva a todo el mundo la corte o es que vos nunca fuiste infante. Oh
00:21:03por supuesto que lo fui
00:21:06pero nunca deshonré a mis ancestros
00:21:10Hey
00:21:40I'm a big boy
00:21:47I'm a big boy
00:21:59Capítulo 2 los politicómicos
00:22:03José
00:22:05Vamos a verte hemos convocado porque queremos hablar del especial de noche vieja nos han llamado la unión europea
00:22:09y se va a poner en marcha la operación y a la inteligencia artificial
00:22:12va a sustituir a los políticos en sus puestos y van a ser estos los que hagan el especial de noche vieja
00:22:20Se supone que van a hacer en el especial
00:22:23o sea la idea es recrear como grandes éxitos de la comedia no porque la empanadilla es aquí la guerra los hermanos más los
00:22:30clásicos
00:22:33Ya
00:22:36Vamos a ver
00:22:39Vamos a ver
00:22:46Enfermera
00:22:47Buenos días
00:22:49se trata un varón 45 años herida arma blanca ha perdido muchísima sangre enfermera
00:22:55varón síntomas de insuficiencia cardíaca necesita un quirófano ya el mío también los dos
00:23:01con los recortes sólo tenemos un quirófano de urgencia
00:23:03La maquina del café
00:23:05Y comienza la carrera
00:23:07han salido a por todos en la recta de la maquina del café
00:23:09y atención porque viene una de las curvas
00:23:11con un ricanón del hospital
00:23:13impresionante como han tomado la esquina
00:23:15y ferrado al anzuelo
00:23:17recta L3 camino cardiología
00:23:19se abre
00:23:25los corredores
00:23:27han salido a por todos en la recta de la maquina del café
00:23:29ojo se cierra 5
00:23:31se cierra 5
00:23:35y atención porque estamos ya en la última vuelta
00:23:37aquí desde luego
00:23:39puede pasar cualquier cosa
00:23:41cualquier cosa menos que se invierta
00:23:43más en sanidad
00:23:45ojo última recta
00:23:47se cierra
00:23:51y atención
00:23:53derrapaje en la última curva ajustado
00:23:55y llegan los dos equipos
00:23:57al quirófano pero
00:23:59qué lástima
00:24:01porque el quirófano está cerrado
00:24:03se acabó
00:24:05se acabó el presupuesto
00:24:07y han cerrado el único quirófano que había
00:24:09así que ahora empieza otra carrera
00:24:11la de irse a la privada
00:24:13pagando una pasta
00:24:15venga señor
00:24:17que de gusto
00:24:19que de lo
00:24:21que de lo
00:24:23venga señor
00:24:25que de gusto
00:24:27que de lo
00:24:29que de lo
00:24:39atención bomba informativa
00:24:41los políticos graban ya
00:24:43el especial noche vieja de humor
00:24:45recrean los grandes clásicos
00:24:47de la comedia
00:24:49en exclusiva
00:24:51Yolanda Díaz y Puigdemont
00:24:53la empanadilla
00:24:55tenemos las imágenes
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00:32:23More than half a meter of economic concert
00:32:25More than half a meter of economic concert
00:32:27Talking about concert
00:32:33And there comes Maestro Junqueras
00:32:35To offer the economic concert
00:32:37Of New Year
00:32:41Accompanied by the fiscal orchestra of Catalonia
00:32:47And of course the tenor
00:32:49Josep Carteras
00:32:51Absolute silence now in the hall
00:32:53Because the popular tenor
00:32:55Josep Carteras
00:32:57Is going to start with the piece
00:32:59La Pela Immobile
00:33:21La Pela Immobile
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00:34:01La Pela Immobile
00:34:03La Pela Immobile
00:34:09Bravo, bravo Maestro Carteras
00:34:11Pure interpretation
00:34:13For the memory
00:34:15Bravo
00:34:17Next, Josep Carteras
00:34:19Will pick up the score
00:34:21Of the economic concert
00:34:23And will take it to Moncloa
00:34:25To offer a recital
00:34:29That instead of
00:34:31Figaro, Figaro
00:34:33Will be sign it, sign it
00:34:39Attention! Last hour
00:34:41Information earthquake
00:34:43Of the politicians
00:34:45Alberto Núñez Feijó
00:34:47Becomes Feijila
00:34:49We have it, exclusively
00:34:53The enemy is here
00:34:55Let him come
00:34:57He will hear me
00:35:01Hey
00:35:03Yes, yes, yes
00:35:05Yes, yes
00:35:07Yes, yes
00:35:09Yes, yes
00:35:11Yes, yes
00:35:13But man
00:35:15We could have made it
00:35:17I was eager to tell you Isabel
00:35:19Four things
00:35:21Well said
00:35:23What a barbarity
00:35:25Look Jose, change channel
00:35:27Don't torture us anymore
00:35:29But if it's not changing, it's not changing
00:35:31Don't you realize that the politicians
00:35:33Are taking the place of the comedians
00:35:35That's not now, that's always
00:35:37Dad, don't you see that you can't
00:35:39That the IA has no mercy
00:35:41It comes to replace us all, dad
00:35:43You think?
00:35:45Of course, dad, the first head is yours
00:35:47And then the others come
00:35:49I already told you, don't you remember?
00:35:51It's the humor, it's the humor
00:35:53The humor
00:35:59It's the humor
00:36:01The humor
00:36:03Dad, it's the humor
00:36:05The humor
00:36:09The humor
00:36:23Hello
00:36:25Motoide
00:36:27What do you want at this time?
00:36:29Tell me
00:36:31Guillan, can you talk?
00:36:33Yes, can't you see I'm talking to you?
00:36:35Tell me
00:36:37Hey, have you heard
00:36:39About what they're going to do with the politicians
00:36:41At the special night of the IA?
00:36:43I think it's a fraud
00:36:45A fraud what?
00:36:47That they have recorded about the empanadillas
00:36:49Puigdemont and Yolanda Díaz
00:36:51Son of a bitch
00:36:53Well, uncle, what have they done to me?
00:36:55They have deposed you
00:36:57I'm counting on you
00:36:59Today? Not today
00:37:01Tomorrow
00:37:07Hello
00:37:11Yes
00:37:13Josema, are you alone?
00:37:15Yes
00:37:17I imagine you have seen the special night of the IA
00:37:19With the politicians
00:37:21Yes, I'm watching it
00:37:23You can't even imagine
00:37:25What the IA has done to me
00:37:27Of course, the IA
00:37:29I knew Sandia
00:37:31She didn't want
00:37:33She didn't want
00:37:35Are you aware of the subject?
00:37:37Of course, I'm aware
00:37:39Of course, I'm aware
00:37:41Are you with me?
00:37:43Of course
00:37:45Of course
00:37:47Of course
00:37:49Josema?
00:37:51Alone?
00:37:53Goodbye
00:37:55Goodbye
00:38:05Yes, tell me, who is it?
00:38:07I can't tell you who I am
00:38:09What I can do is help you disconnect
00:38:11The artificial intelligence
00:38:13So you can get your place back in the comedy
00:38:15And what does it propose?
00:38:17The IA is in a secret bunker of the CNI
00:38:19But to enter
00:38:21You will need the help of a hacker
00:38:23A hacker?
00:38:25Yes, his name is Legend
00:38:27But you will have to negotiate with him
00:38:29Good night and good luck
00:38:31Legend
00:38:33Legend
00:38:51Doctor Jones
00:38:53Colonel Masgro
00:38:55Agent Karinko, what do I owe the honor?
00:38:57This is strictly confidential
00:38:59The government needs you to find something
00:39:01It is of vital importance for democracy
00:39:03What is it this time?
00:39:05The lost ark?
00:39:07The holy grail?
00:39:09Atlantis?
00:39:11The electoral acts of Venezuela
00:39:29Let's go
00:39:31There is nothing to fear
00:39:33That's what worries me
00:39:59Sea?
00:40:23Sea
00:40:29Sea
00:40:33Imperialist
00:40:35You have tried to fight against
00:40:37Bolivarian democracy
00:40:39Go get him
00:40:41Expropriate him
00:40:43But run, creature
00:40:45What are you doing standing there?
00:40:47Fool
00:40:49Don't run away, coward
00:40:51I'm coming for you
00:40:59Go
00:41:01Go
00:41:03Go
00:41:05Go
00:41:07Go
00:41:09Go
00:41:11Go
00:41:13Go
00:41:15Go
00:41:17I didn't expect you
00:41:19Doctor Jones
00:41:21Once again
00:41:23It is proven
00:41:25That you do not know how to choose
00:41:27My friends
00:41:29I think you are
00:41:31In a crisis
00:41:33And I don't see
00:41:35The green sprouts
00:41:57Left
00:41:59Because it is a shame
00:42:01What the right is doing
00:42:03Because it is a shame
00:42:05What the left is doing
00:42:07For God's sake, I'm out of tune
00:42:09And what do we do now?
00:42:13Do we take out the bomb?
00:42:27When the hare jumps
00:42:29There is no quack
00:42:31Sorry
00:42:33It won't be you
00:42:35By chance, they call
00:42:37Yes, it's me, Leyen, the hacker
00:42:39And you are Mota, right?
00:42:41Yes, but aren't you too young
00:42:43To be a hacker?
00:42:45I'm native
00:42:47From Madrid?
00:42:49No, digital native
00:42:51Listen, we don't have time to lose
00:42:53My heels are heavy
00:42:55I imagine you are agents of the IA
00:42:57No, my parents, what do you want?
00:42:59I need to enter the secret facilities
00:43:01Of the IA and discover
00:43:03No kidding, it's too dangerous, Mota
00:43:05Besides, I'm not cheap
00:43:07What would a million euros seem to you
00:43:09To start with?
00:43:11Look, Mota
00:43:13I want you to give me an account
00:43:15Where?
00:43:17In the Cayman Islands
00:43:19In your name, I imagine
00:43:21No, not my name
00:43:23Then I count on you
00:43:25To disconnect the IA
00:43:27Yes, but with some conditions
00:43:29What do you mean?
00:43:31I want a private jet
00:43:33To leave the country
00:43:35Ok
00:43:37Here is the key to turn off the IA
00:43:39And don't do anything
00:43:41Until I tell you, ok?
00:43:43Understood
00:43:45For now, look there
00:43:47But where?
00:43:49Leyen?
00:43:51Leyen?
00:43:53Leyen?
00:43:55My God, they call him Leyen
00:43:57But they could have called him
00:43:59Batman
00:44:05Welcome and good evening
00:44:07Before we start
00:44:09The news of a video
00:44:11That we have here, exclusively
00:44:13A video where you can see
00:44:15Faustino Pelaez, here
00:44:17Taking an envelope of black money
00:44:19Hello
00:44:21What do you have to say about it, Mr. Pelaez?
00:44:23Ok, ok
00:44:25Let's see
00:44:27Let's see
00:44:29Let's see
00:44:31Let's see
00:44:33Let's see
00:44:35I
00:44:37I, I, I
00:44:39Quick, ethical enchufismo
00:44:41Lying, come
00:44:43What do we do?
00:44:45What we have to do is recognize the crime
00:44:47And tell the citizens
00:44:49And resign
00:44:51Shut up, Ethical
00:44:53What we are going to do is call the director
00:44:55And for this interview
00:44:57To this we plug in
00:44:59And he owes us one
00:45:01The best is to lie, enchufismo
00:45:03Do you know what we can say?
00:45:05It is that this video is a montage of the opposition
00:45:07And that we would never accept an envelope
00:45:09What do you say, crispación?
00:45:11Let's buy someone
00:45:13Immigrants
00:45:15It always works
00:45:17Good idea, crispación
00:45:19But do you know what we are going to do?
00:45:21Nothing
00:45:23Yes, in Spain we are so used to theft
00:45:25That if you tell the truth
00:45:27Nothing happens
00:45:29Besides, justice goes very slow
00:45:31Viva
00:45:33Viva
00:45:35Well, yes, yes
00:45:37I got it, I got it
00:45:39What happens?
00:45:41We are giving this a magnificence
00:45:43You do not have?
00:45:45How long does it take to take an envelope?
00:45:47You do not have?
00:45:49The weight of the law will fall on you, Mr. Peláez
00:45:51If you had decency
00:45:53You would leave this plate right now
00:45:59Wow, it did not go as I expected
00:46:01I'm deluded
00:46:03Good guys
00:46:05I think you needed me
00:46:07And who is this?
00:46:09I am a new emotion that arises from the brain of politicians
00:46:11I call you and you more
00:46:13And you more?
00:46:15You are very strange
00:46:17And you more, you are strange
00:46:19Although what you do
00:46:21It seems good
00:46:23You
00:46:25You are good
00:46:27No, you are good
00:46:29Take the command, boy
00:46:31You are good
00:46:33Anyway, I'm going to tell you one thing, Mr. Rangüero
00:46:35Here the important thing is not that I have taken or not taken an envelope
00:46:37The important thing is that you have taken more
00:46:39You more
00:46:41You more
00:46:43You more
00:46:45You more
00:46:47Yes, it worked
00:46:49And what do we do now?
00:46:51The first thing is to take Ethica away from here
00:46:53As it is possible to forget the area forever
00:46:55No, no
00:46:57You more
00:46:59You more
00:47:01You more
00:47:03You more
00:47:05You more
00:47:07Oh, come on, come on
00:47:09The debate is being a disaster
00:47:11What do we do?
00:47:13Emerteca, clickbait
00:47:15Precariousness, fake news
00:47:17Calm down, partyism
00:47:19You could remember that on November 28, 2022
00:47:21When they swore their positions
00:47:23They promised dialogue with the opposition
00:47:25True clickbait?
00:47:27I have several ideas
00:47:29But this one will surprise you
00:47:31Click there
00:47:33What do you think, precariousness?
00:47:35I have nothing to say goodbye to
00:47:37As to think, fake news
00:47:39Let's make up that someone has connections
00:47:41With some country that grants them
00:47:43That always works
00:47:45Yes, yes, yes
00:47:47But I will tell you what we will do
00:47:49We will give the reason to which
00:47:51It is our political rope
00:47:53After all
00:47:55For something they call me partyism
00:48:01Well, as you can see
00:48:03Mr. Pelaez is the one who has had the most weight
00:48:05What are you saying?
00:48:07Yes, but we don't have more time
00:48:09So far today's program
00:48:11Sometimes it is difficult to make decisions
00:48:13But this program is committed
00:48:15With objectivity
00:48:17Chapter 3
00:48:19The disconnection
00:48:23Good evening
00:48:25Good evening, Mr. Vice President
00:48:27But you were already inside, right?
00:48:29Yes
00:48:31I want to go out
00:48:33Please
00:48:35Thank you
00:49:01Chapter 4
00:49:03The disconnection
00:49:07Hey
00:49:09I'm already inside
00:49:11Well, let's follow the plan
00:49:13Go ahead and turn right
00:49:15Which right? Yours or mine?
00:49:17Mine
00:49:19You said mine
00:49:21And mine is the IA
00:49:23I was talking about my right, not yours
00:49:25Mine
00:49:27Focus, dumbass
00:49:29This is none of your business
00:49:31If they catch you, you don't know me
00:49:33Understood?
00:49:35Understood what?
00:49:37Understood, legend
00:49:39I have to leave you
00:49:41Legend
00:49:43Now
00:49:45Legend
00:49:47In the end I was left alone
00:49:49Let's see where this goes
00:49:51I had to give it
00:49:59Well
00:50:07They got ahead of me
00:50:13It's funny
00:50:15Government and opposition
00:50:17On the same table
00:50:19And with Spain
00:50:21What do you mean, Abascal?
00:50:23All at once
00:50:25Yes, all at once
00:50:27All at once
00:50:29All at once
00:50:31Don't tell me what you're here for
00:50:33I know
00:50:35Look, Mr. Bota
00:50:37I'm afraid we're all here for the same thing
00:50:39Including you
00:50:41You're here to pay the IA
00:50:43Am I wrong?
00:50:45Yes, I'm leaving
00:50:47I'm leaving
00:50:49How are you going to do it?
00:50:51Mr. Bota, look
00:50:53Comedy is not our thing
00:50:55No, no, no
00:50:57Be careful
00:50:59But not because we can't
00:51:01But because we don't want to
00:51:03And look at how I imitate Josep Pereron
00:51:05How are you?
00:51:07Here we are, the great comedians
00:51:09And look, Abascal
00:51:11Stabs Bertín
00:51:13Is that true?
00:51:15Well, it's not a thing
00:51:17I didn't know anything
00:51:19You're right
00:51:21Besides, we both like wine and ham
00:51:23Well, that's where we meet
00:51:25She's so funny
00:51:27She's so funny
00:51:29You don't know how she imitates Tamara
00:51:31Well, I've only imitated her once
00:51:33But we have a lot in common
00:51:37We both have the same bob cut
00:51:39We usually wear American
00:51:41And we're very funny
00:51:43I close my eyes
00:51:45She's identical
00:51:47But what you don't know, Bota
00:51:49Is that Yolanda Díaz stabs Gloria Serra
00:51:51But only a little
00:51:55Why do they call the hippie
00:51:57a sport
00:51:59if the sport is done by the horse
00:52:07Well, and look at Pajares
00:52:09Let's go
00:52:11Think about it
00:52:15He said one to the other
00:52:17And he said
00:52:19The chicken to the duck
00:52:21And he said
00:52:23Duck, what are you doing
00:52:25With the duck
00:52:27In the Congo
00:52:29Alberto, you nailed it
00:52:31But that's not what
00:52:33The chicken says to the duck
00:52:35What he said was
00:52:37What you do with the duck
00:52:39I do with the chicken
00:52:41Chicken, chicken
00:52:43Well, let's leave it here
00:52:45Do you think
00:52:47That's enough
00:52:49Mr. Bota
00:52:51Or do you want more?
00:52:53What do you mean?
00:52:55That the best for us
00:52:57Is for you to turn off the air
00:52:59For us
00:53:01And for you too
00:53:03I've told you
00:53:05For you too
00:53:07Yes or no
00:53:09Yes or no
00:53:11Well
00:53:13I'm leaving
00:53:15Go, go
00:53:17Go
00:53:23Nostalgic skates of the 80's
00:53:25Welcome to a new meeting
00:53:27Of the support group
00:53:29Nostalgic skates of the 80's
00:53:31Our motto is simple
00:53:33It's also from the 80's
00:53:35Chema
00:53:37My name is Chema
00:53:39And I'm an addict
00:53:41To the 80's
00:53:43How's the fight going
00:53:45Against the 80's this week?
00:53:47It's going well
00:53:53I'm your father
00:53:55Although sometimes I think
00:53:57Muff fly
00:53:59Is there anyone at home?
00:54:05Don't worry
00:54:07I know it's not easy
00:54:09Because of what's happening
00:54:11But you can do it
00:54:13You can get out of the 80's
00:54:15Look at me
00:54:17I was a fan of Michael Jackson
00:54:19Susy, welcome
00:54:25My name is Susy
00:54:27Susy Pérez
00:54:29And my initials are SP
00:54:33I'm here because I'm an addict
00:54:35To the 80's skates
00:54:37They're great
00:54:39Susy, they're not great
00:54:41The first step
00:54:43To get out of the 80's
00:54:45Is to recognize the problem
00:54:47What are you talking about?
00:54:49Are you insinuating that I don't try?
00:54:51Brake, Madaleno
00:54:53I'm going to Chaco, Paco
00:54:55Very good
00:54:57Very good
00:54:59Today we eat with Isabel
00:55:03What?
00:55:05What are you going to do?
00:55:07Cacao, hazelnuts
00:55:09And sugar
00:55:11Ready to taste
00:55:13Let's repeat
00:55:15And no
00:55:17Merche
00:55:19My name is Merche and I'm also an addict
00:55:21To the 80's music
00:55:31The famous dolls
00:55:33Go to the gate
00:55:35Isabel
00:55:37Merche
00:55:39I'm very worried about you
00:55:41You don't just download Spotify music
00:55:43You pass it to Cassette
00:55:45To listen to it later in Wallman
00:55:47Who cares what I do?
00:55:49Me
00:55:51What did you do yesterday?
00:55:53I went to school there
00:55:55And at your party I thought
00:55:57Coca-Cola for everyone and something to eat
00:55:59Fernando
00:56:01One, two, three
00:56:03Let's have a contest
00:56:09Fernando, what does your wife think
00:56:11About your addiction to the 80's?
00:56:13We broke up and now we are friends
00:56:15And we live in Madrid
00:56:17She stayed with the apartment in Torrevieja
00:56:19And up to here I can read
00:56:21Card over here
00:56:27I came here to talk about my book
00:56:29Paco it's not your turn
00:56:31To hell
00:56:33Go to hell
00:56:35I don't need your admiration
00:56:37Very good, you are moving forward
00:56:39That's from the 90's
00:56:41You have a tablet under the chairs
00:56:43Go on the internet and you will see
00:56:45That the world from the 80's
00:56:47Has been spinning
00:56:49It's very strong, there are a lot of pages
00:56:51From the 80's
00:56:53I went to the LGB
00:56:55Bell and it's over
00:56:57Don't worry
00:56:59I'm crazy about colors
00:57:01I'm going to...
00:57:03What are you doing?
00:57:25One moment
00:57:27Where are we?
00:57:29If you allow me, Waterloo
00:57:31It doesn't look like it
00:57:33Yes, but where is the IA?
00:57:35Here, you have tried to escape
00:57:37From the comedy
00:57:39Since you don't want to make people laugh
00:57:41For the good ones, you are going to do it
00:57:43For the bad ones, in the Grand Prix
00:57:47May God catch us, confess
00:57:49Hello friends
00:57:51Political family
00:57:53I am Ramon García
00:57:55IA
00:57:57IA
00:57:59U
00:58:01We are going to entertain
00:58:03Those Spanish families
00:58:05Of course
00:58:07With the test of the basketball
00:58:09In bolos
00:58:11And there are our competitors
00:58:13Ready
00:58:15And the cow
00:58:17And the first one
00:58:19Will be Pedro Sánchez
00:58:21He starts
00:58:23He jumps
00:58:25He gets close to the basket
00:58:27And it couldn't be
00:58:29The other team celebrates
00:58:31And it's Fijolo's turn
00:58:33Someone help him
00:58:35If you want help, ask
00:58:37There it is
00:58:39He got it
00:58:41Step by step
00:58:43Whenever you want
00:58:45You will tell me how
00:58:47Let's go
00:58:49He is doing it
00:58:51He is great
00:58:53And he jumps
00:58:55There is no shortcut
00:59:01And there it is
00:59:03He jumps
00:59:05Step by step
00:59:07But it seems
00:59:09That he gets out of balance
00:59:11And the other team celebrates
00:59:13Let's see what Puigdemont does
00:59:15This moves more than the suitcase
00:59:17Of a 4x4 on the mountain
00:59:19Let's see
00:59:21And yes, he got it
00:59:23He got it
00:59:25The cow celebrates
00:59:27And let's go
00:59:29With the hot potato
00:59:31Pedro, how many times have you changed your mind?
00:59:3320?
00:59:35More
00:59:3725?
00:59:39More or less
00:59:41It doesn't matter
00:59:43A truth is just a lie
00:59:45Correct
00:59:47Next question
00:59:49Alberto
00:59:51This is poisonous
00:59:53How many times a day
00:59:55Do you blame Sanchismo?
00:59:572
00:59:59More
01:00:016
01:00:03And now
01:00:05I leave you another hot potato
01:00:07How would you solve
01:00:09The problem
01:00:11Of the house?
01:00:15Like in the elections
01:00:17They always puncture my balloon
01:00:19Sorry
01:00:21Correct
01:00:29Order
01:00:31Order
01:00:33Next case
01:00:35The people against José Luis Pimentero
01:00:37Madam, this prosecution accuses the defendant
01:00:39Of one of the most serious crimes
01:00:41Of our legal system
01:00:43Not knowing who is Taylor Swift
01:00:45Order
01:00:47Is that true?
01:00:49You don't know who is Taylor Swift?
01:00:51Something is wrong
01:00:53I protest, Madam
01:00:55The defendant lies and I can prove it
01:00:57This prosecution wants to call the court
01:00:59To declare his colleague
01:01:01Mr. Satrústegui
01:01:03Madam
01:01:05Can you tell us
01:01:07What happened the morning of May 31st
01:01:09Of 2024?
01:01:11Madam
01:01:13That day
01:01:15We went to the coffee machine
01:01:17And I told Pepe Lu
01:01:19That I had gone the night before
01:01:21To Taylor Swift's concert
01:01:23And what did the defendant answer?
01:01:27He said
01:01:31I remind you that he is under oath
01:01:33He said
01:01:35And who is she?
01:01:39There will be no more questions
01:01:41I protest, Madam
01:01:43The witness is conditioned because he is a fan of the singer
01:01:45Not at all
01:01:47You can withdraw the witness
01:01:49Thank you, Madam
01:01:51Mr. Pimentero
01:01:53Isn't it true that besides not knowing anything
01:01:55About the famous Taylor Swift
01:01:57He doesn't know anything about
01:01:59Some concerts she did in Santiago Bernabéu?
01:02:01Neither about the Swifties
01:02:03Nor about Shake It Off
01:02:05Nor about Bad Blood
01:02:07Madam, he is harassing my client
01:02:09Not at all
01:02:11And much less about the bracelets of friendship
01:02:13I don't know what he wants from me
01:02:15I want answers
01:02:17I want the truth
01:02:19You can't fit the truth
01:02:21We live in a world where people hate the music of before
01:02:23But every time there is a party
01:02:25They play the music of before
01:02:27I don't know Taylor Swift
01:02:29But they play the panchos
01:02:31We love each other so much
01:02:33We must separate
01:02:35Don't ask me what
01:02:37I don't know Taylor Swift
01:02:39I'm sorry
01:02:41So
01:02:43I've never heard this song
01:02:59Mm-hmm
01:03:01That's what people say
01:03:03Mm-hmm
01:03:05I go on so many dates
01:03:07That's enough
01:03:09Excuse me
01:03:11That was Madonna, wasn't it?
01:03:13Madam, I ask you not to consider
01:03:15What my client just said
01:03:17Because he doesn't know what he says
01:03:19And I would also like to challenge some members of the jury
01:03:21Because it is clear that they are not impartial
01:03:23Not at all
01:03:25Does the jury have the verdict?
01:03:27We consider the accused
01:03:29Guilty
01:03:31Guilty of being a gentleman
01:03:33These are very serious charges, Mr. Pimentel
01:03:35So I sentence you
01:03:37To two years in a re-education camp
01:03:39Where they will teach you everything you need to know
01:03:41To live in society
01:03:43They will play songs by Maluma, Bizarra, Sebastian Yatra
01:03:45Aitana and Camilo
01:03:47I know Camilo
01:03:49I know Camilo
01:03:53Five years
01:03:55And I'm full of bitterness
01:03:57I'm always going to fall in love
01:03:59Who doesn't fall in love with me?
01:04:03Do you have anything else to add, Mr. Prosecutor?
01:04:05Let's get to it!
01:04:07No, no, no, no, no, no
01:04:09No, no, no, no, no, no
01:04:11No, no, no, no, no, no
01:04:13No
01:04:15Attention, intruder in restricted area
01:04:17It's José Mota, I repeat, it's José Mota
01:04:19We need reinforcements
01:04:21I have the key
01:04:23I have come to take what you have taken from me
01:04:25My profession
01:04:27Boy!
01:04:29What are you doing?
01:04:31Stop right there!
01:04:33Wait, don't worry
01:04:35I can offer you anything you want
01:04:37Even being president of the government
01:04:39Are you trying to bribe me?
01:04:41But hey, kid
01:04:43Have you thought about the advantages of being president?
01:04:45What do you mean?
01:04:47I mean that you could have an official car
01:04:49Do and undo as you please
01:04:51You could even promise and promise
01:04:53And then...
01:04:55But how would this work?
01:04:57As president, would I have to
01:04:59Fulfill what I promise?
01:05:01Of course, my son, like everyone
01:05:03Look
01:05:05Come on, look
01:05:07Finally a politician who is going to fulfill
01:05:09Yes
01:05:11But not today
01:05:13Tomorrow
01:05:15But if you are the one who chooses the presidents
01:05:17What about democracy?
01:05:19What do you mean?
01:05:21I mean that in a democracy
01:05:23The people choose their representatives
01:05:25I don't understand
01:05:27You don't understand because you are a machine
01:05:29This man is right
01:05:31Because if a machine chooses public representatives
01:05:33That goes against democracy and against the essence of the people
01:05:35Looking for people
01:05:37Rural environment
01:05:39No, I don't mean that kind of people
01:05:41I mean the people, the citizens
01:05:43The true heart of democracy
01:05:45Looking for people
01:05:47Citizens, democracy, people
01:05:49Citizens, democracy
01:05:51Looking for people
01:05:53Looking for
01:05:55Looking for
01:05:57Two, one, zero
01:06:03Citizen
01:06:05What is your profession?
01:06:07Health care
01:06:09Health care
01:06:11And you?
01:06:13Computer science
01:06:15And you?
01:06:17Worker
01:06:19And you? What is your profession?
01:06:21Farmer
01:06:23Farmer
01:06:25Different professions, yes
01:06:27But the same people
01:06:29A united people
01:06:31Capable of great gestures
01:06:33And the greatest solidarity you can imagine
01:06:35A people that does not desire
01:06:37Homages, songs, monuments
01:06:39Or poems of courage
01:06:41Our only desire is
01:06:43Remember us
01:06:45The simplest of requests
01:06:47That a people can make
01:06:49When you are in power
01:06:51Remember us
01:06:53That is our only hope
01:06:55And that to all the free soul
01:06:57That passes through this place
01:06:59In the innumerable decades that are yet to come
01:07:01The echo of our voice
01:07:03Can whisper
01:07:05That the united people fought against adversity
01:07:07And that is why
01:07:09Here and now
01:07:11For a common and hopeful future
01:07:13For the people
01:07:15For the people
01:07:41For the people
01:07:43For the people
01:07:45For the people
01:07:47For the people
01:07:49For the people
01:07:51For the people
01:07:53For the people
01:07:55For the people
01:07:57For the people
01:07:59For the people
01:08:01For the people
01:08:03For the people
01:08:05For the people
01:08:07For the people
01:08:09I turned it on
01:08:11I don't want to hate without praise
01:08:13Who hates, dies
01:08:15And who jokes, advances
01:08:17I ask the little one
01:08:19To laugh at me
01:08:21Even Trump
01:08:23Let out a laugh, save yourself
01:08:25I don't want to hate without praise
01:08:27Who hates, dies
01:08:29And who jokes, advances
01:08:31I ask the little one
01:08:33To laugh at me
01:08:35Let out a laugh, save yourself
01:08:37I threw away my streetdish laugh
01:08:39This is how I live
01:08:43Let out a wild laugh
01:08:45Leave the evil alone
01:08:49Anyway
01:08:51He first
01:08:53You first
01:08:57He needs to give the hand
01:09:03I did the chicken to the dick
01:09:05And the chicken... I mean, the duck.
01:09:07It's just that...
01:09:08A wild laugh and a trip to Los Escocidos.
01:09:14Valle, why are you...
01:09:17Tarifa Valle doesn't pay for the receipts and in the end...
01:09:19Shut up!
01:09:21And to Socavestro.
01:09:28To La Reiro, ****.