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Follow Larry as he performs Fudnut across the UK and candidly dicusses how the show came together. | dG1fSnhnQldnMElIek0
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00:00My first gig, I absolutely fucking bombed man. I used to want to be the most offensive
00:07comic so I tried to be as offensive as possible and these old people in the pub were not having
00:14it. My goofiest is when they're staring at me like I'm a fucking prick and I'm like
00:21yeah!
00:22After the gig, me and the female act left. There was a female act on as well, she didn't
00:28have a good gig. It tends to be the same thing, if people don't like women, they don't like
00:31gay men. You know what I mean? Homophobia, I always think, there's a lot of it that is
00:36actually just campophobia. It's a fear of femininity. Because you never ever see a homophobe
00:43that's a feminist. You know what I mean? You never go like, oh I can't stand gay people
00:48but women should be treated with respect.
00:54So I waited for her, we walked out after the show and then Mike was waiting for us
00:57to give us some feedback. Mike came up to me afterwards and he was like, oh he was little
01:03that's why I'm doing that. He was like, listen mate, you know that thing, overcompensation
01:15of masculine energy through the neck area. Why does nobody take my opinion seriously?
01:23People just keep throwing bread at me. He's like, listen mate, I don't mind the gays.
01:37And I'm thinking, yeah of course you don't with your head bobbing, you'd be welcome in
01:40my community. And he goes, but why do you have to tell us that you're gay mate? Why
01:50are you telling us that you're gay? It's fucking boring. And it was basically along those lines
01:56because boring was repeated about four or five times. And I was thinking, I'm not enjoying
02:01this conversation in particular and it's not like I'm ever going to change this guy's mind.
02:07So I thought, you know what? I'll just scare him. And I think as a Glaswegian, we've all
02:18got a face switch we can do. And that's what I did on him. I went, listen mate, I'm not
02:25telling you that I'm gay, I'm warning you. Feedback was over Prissy Pronto at that point.
02:48And I was like, you know what? I'm not telling you that I'm gay, I'm warning you, I'm warning
02:55you. And I was like, you know what? I'm not telling you that I'm gay, I'm warning you,
03:02I'm warning you, I'm warning you, I'm warning you, I'm warning you, I'm warning you, I'm
03:07warning you, I'm warning you, I'm warning you, I'm warning you, I'm warning you, I'm warning

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