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00:01The winner of the M-1 Grand Prix 2024 is...
00:12Levan!
00:13Jessica Shinku!
00:14Barclay Lynch!
00:16Barclay Lynch!
00:17Levan!
00:19Levan!
00:21Levan!
00:25Levan!
00:26Barclay Lynch!
00:28And the winner of this year's M-1 Grand Prix is...
00:32Levan!
00:34The first two-time champion of M-1 history has finally been born.
00:41I'm twice as happy as last year!
00:43Twice as happy?
00:44Yes!
00:45Two times?
00:46Yes!
00:47I'm so happy!
00:49I don't want to compete anymore!
00:51No more!
00:52No more!
00:54One night after his retirement.
00:59I'm twice as happy as last year.
01:01I think I'm even happier than last year.
01:06I'm not good at math, so I made a mistake.
01:09But I'm twice as happy as last year.
01:11I think twice as happy is a bit too much.
01:13But I'm twice as happy as last year.
01:15I was wondering if you were serious about competing in the M-1 Grand Prix.
01:23What do you think?
01:24Do you want to compete in the M-1 Grand Prix?
01:26Of course I do.
01:28I'm sorry that I couldn't compete in the M-1 Grand Prix last year.
01:32I wanted to say thank you to everyone.
01:35But I realized that I could only compete in the M-1 Grand Prix.
01:41This man's manzai life has always been with the M-1 Grand Prix.
01:47This is the end of my life.
01:50This year is really the end.
01:53That's why he aimed for the top.
01:56He's a man who hasn't reached his full potential yet.
01:59If I don't surpass the M-1 Grand Prix, I won't be able to compete.
02:05His expression has changed.
02:08I don't think I can compete in the M-1 Grand Prix.
02:13He's the same age as the king.
02:15He has a unique personality.
02:17I won't be able to compete in the M-1 Grand Prix.
02:24A new twist is waiting for the M-1 Grand Prix.
02:31M-1 Another Story
02:34The beginning of a new dream.
02:39I've been so excited since last night.
02:42I really like this kind of thing.
02:46It's a battle.
02:48M-1
02:49M-1
02:54A day before the first M-1 Grand Prix.
03:03Reiwa Roman came to his car.
03:09Can I talk to you for a minute?
03:11Sure.
03:12Take your time.
03:14I'm sorry.
03:15Please take your time.
03:17His dinner the day before the final.
03:20I did it.
03:22What is this?
03:24This is a Mexican octopus ball.
03:29I eat this 5 or 6 times a week.
03:325 or 6 times a week?
03:33I really eat it 5 or 6 times a week.
03:35It's near Lumiere.
03:37Cabbage is delicious.
03:38Is it sweet?
03:39Cabbage is delicious in winter.
03:43He moved to Kurasui before he became a king.
03:47I'm going to move.
03:50In January.
03:52In January?
03:53Yes.
03:54I'm going to move soon.
03:55Everything.
03:57This is the end of my life.
04:01This year is really the end.
04:04He decided that this was the end.
04:11He won the championship last year.
04:15Immediately after that.
04:21I love M-1.
04:22I will be popular next year.
04:27Young charisma who became the pride of Ichiaku era.
04:339 days after winning the championship.
04:38The car was talking about an unexpected heart.
04:43It's really luck.
04:45It's really luck.
04:47I'm serious.
04:48Everything.
04:50I want to fight seriously.
04:52But I'm so lucky.
04:55I say one more thing.
04:57There is such a story in the world.
05:00I just did it with the remaining three groups.
05:03There is such a story.
05:05Is there such a story that you will challenge next year?
05:11That's right.
05:12It's not over yet.
05:14I always say, please wait a minute.
05:18It's my first time, so I'm saying, please fight again.
05:21That's what I feel.
05:24Even though he was the king, he couldn't convince himself.
05:33As if to fill the hole in his heart.
05:38He came back to this place.
05:42Thank you very much.
05:44Thank you very much.
05:47Please give me 2,000 yen.
05:49Thank you very much.
05:52Thank you very much.
05:55It seems that it will be released this year.
06:04He had a problem.
06:08If you don't go beyond the M-1, you won't be popular.
06:14To be honest.
06:15That's why it didn't come out.
06:18If you don't go beyond the M-1, what do you mean?
06:21I think it's necessary to win the M-1 to be able to conquer the M-1.
06:28But if you win the M-1, you have to go beyond the fact itself.
06:35I see.
06:36If you don't push yourself, you won't be able to show your strength.
06:44The strongest manzai that surpasses the past.
06:51At this time, the car was fighting with a story.
06:56I'm the farthest from my teacher.
06:59I built a community with Yamamoto.
07:04I made a calm statement to win the failure of Aoki and Akagi.
07:10The strongest manzai.
07:13Watanabe.
07:14Watanabe?
07:17A new manzai based on the theme of Myouji.
07:22I came up with it for the M-1.
07:26One, two, Watanabe.
07:28Akagi is saying one, two again.
07:30I'm doing one, two.
07:32There's also that one.
07:34There's that one, too.
07:35There's that one, too.
07:36The title is more like Watanabe-kun.
07:40I want everyone to imagine Watanabe.
07:43The manzai that surpasses the past.
07:48In the dressing room before the show, they talk to the senior entertainers.
07:53You have a close friend.
07:56Watanabe.
07:58He said something.
08:00I haven't heard Watanabe's opinion.
08:02What's wrong?
08:03Watanabe's merit is that he has a core.
08:07He has a good back.
08:09Basically, it's definitely the last one.
08:14There are times when I say, let's start from the end.
08:18I see.
08:19That's possible, too.
08:24The details of the manzai, of course.
08:30They go through the delicate movements.
08:33If you do this, this part moves quickly.
08:36If this part is hard, this part won't move.
08:38Because it's fast.
08:43The stage in the country was even more particular.
08:51Last year?
08:52Why?
08:53Why last year?
08:55The combination of becoming a king.
08:57Media, including TV, shifted to various jobs.
09:06It's been about 600 to 700 years.
09:13All over Japan, they talk to the senior entertainers.
09:30Next year, I want to meet people and watch movies.
09:37I don't know what kind of life I'm going to have.
09:45I don't know.
09:51I think you'll think about it after last year.
09:55I ran away from it.
09:57That's why I'm here.
10:02Finally.
10:06Will I be able to graduate?
10:13The time of graduation was approaching.
10:37This is the best.
10:40Why did you choose this outfit?
10:43I'm going to be a champion.
10:46I want to look like the last boss.
10:48I'm going to wear black.
10:55I don't think I can take it off.
10:58I've been excited since last night.
11:02I really like this game.
11:07M-1.
11:18It was seven years ago that I first participated in M-1.
11:26Thank you for your hard work.
11:28How was it?
11:29I was nervous.
11:31I was nervous.
11:33He became a professional and went to the semi-finals in just six months.
11:39The stage he dreamed of was there.
11:43A car like that has always been his mouth.
11:48I wanted to make it more exciting.
11:50I'm sorry.
11:52I'm here for the tournament.
11:55I want to make it a better semi-final.
11:59I think it's good to see the passion of M-1.
12:03I think it's good to see the passion of M-1.
12:09I want to do what I'm doing now and make it a good tournament.
12:15I want to make it a good tournament.
12:16I like M-1.
12:17I like M-1.
12:18I'm thinking about the whole thing.
12:19I'm thinking about the whole thing.
12:21His feelings are unwavering even as a champion.
12:29He's a champion.
12:33I'm M-1.
12:35He's M-1.
12:36He's M-1.
12:39He ran far and high.
12:43He's M-1.
12:46I can't believe it.
12:47I can't believe it.
12:49He's a straight-forward athlete.
12:52I can't believe it.
12:53I can't believe it.
12:57I realized how interesting M-1 was.
13:02I've been doing it for 6 years.
13:08I want to make it a better tournament.
13:13I think I'll make it this year.
13:17A battle to make history.
13:33Who could have predicted...
13:39...the shock right after the fight?
13:47Now...
13:49...the shock is...
13:51...an instant.
13:59Please announce the winner!
14:02The first group is...
14:04...Levan Roman.
14:07The first group is...
14:09...Levan Roman.
14:11Levan Roman.
14:16I can't believe it!
14:21Levan Roman.
14:29I can't believe it.
14:32The first fight of two years in a row.
14:35Is it fate?
14:37Is it destiny?
14:40The strongest manzai by a champion...
14:43...is unleashed.
14:47I can't believe it.
14:50I can't believe it.
14:58I'm Levan Roman.
15:02Thank you very much.
15:05Let's end it.
15:06End it?
15:08When you think of a child, a name is a big deal.
15:12Think of an elementary school classroom.
15:14You sit in the order of attendance, right?
15:17Which seat was the best?
15:18That's right!
15:20The farthest from the teacher...
15:23...you take a corner...
15:25...and build a secret community with Yamamoto.
15:30You make a calm statement...
15:33...to win against Aoki and Akagi.
15:36The strongest manzai...
15:38...is Watanabe.
15:41Watanabe?
15:43Watanabe?
15:45Watanabe is the strongest manzai.
15:47Takahira is fine.
15:49You sit in the middle row.
15:52You don't get along with Aoki or Watanabe.
15:57You just take a corner from Takahashi.
16:00I don't know.
16:02You are Takahashi.
16:04My child is Rintaro.
16:05Your child is Rantaro.
16:06Why Rantaro?
16:08I don't understand.
16:09If Rantaro and Rintaro are in the same class...
16:11...the teacher will separate them.
16:12I can't say that.
16:14Why do we have two children in the same school?
16:17We want to have a manzai in this society.
16:19We don't have a chance.
16:21We don't have a chance.
16:24We don't have a chance.
16:25In the first place...
16:26...is there a Wada behind Watanabe?
16:28No, there isn't.
16:29It's over.
16:30It's over.
16:37It was a great start.
16:39It was great.
16:41It was great.
16:42The score is...
16:43...14 points.
16:4614 points.
16:4814 points.
16:5114 points.
16:5314 points.
16:5614 points.
16:5814 points.
17:0114 points.
17:0314 points.
17:04What's the total?
17:08It's not bad.
17:09It's the best.
17:10It's the best.
17:11It's the best.
17:12It's the best.
17:13It's the best.
17:14It's the best.
17:15It's the best.
17:18It's amazing.
17:19It's amazing.
17:21It's amazing.
17:22I don't understand.
17:25Personally, I think Watanabe...
17:27...received the most votes in his solo career.
17:31Watanabe's solo career.
17:32It's not easy to get votes.
17:33It's not easy to get votes.
17:34It's more than last year.
17:38The moment of peace.
17:43Again.
17:45Seriously.
17:47I'm really tired here.
17:50I'm really tired here.
17:51No matter how much water or fertilizer you put in the tomatoes...
17:53M-1's trick.
17:54M-1's trick.
17:55It's a dream.
17:56It's a dream.
17:57It's a dream.
18:01The words he said when he was about to spit out...
18:04...had changed the looks on his face.
18:05You
18:23You can't be there so I think that I got a little high-tech
18:30So good job
18:32I
18:41Will keep it
18:46Hanging
18:48Milky
18:50Don't be suckers and kiss on the body war
18:53Yeah, I'm all psychos. I'm
18:56I'm not telling you don't know she got this
18:59Tanoshika, that's the case name. What do you
19:06Osaka, Nishinari
19:11Jitka the class battery is no ace
19:17Thank you
19:22I'm a machine
19:25You
19:27Jin say hatsu no me check shoes. I guess what how many guy data
19:38What do you think we could have you get your breath in there
19:42Quick it up to the girls
19:45No, no, no
19:48Horata
19:50You gotta come on
19:53Come on, you got it. Let me go. I don't mean what I'm going to do. What do you want?
19:58I'm doing
20:10Coming up
20:13Masha
20:17It's my
20:20I
20:30Thought I said it
20:37It's a good time
20:42Took Joe take you know hair style about Kono has a me Kana Marita
20:50You're there I'm a connoisseur
20:53You take a look what they're doing
20:56Okay, I see you kind of kind of get a little bit of it. It's a lot of semaphore
21:00So it's all right. I'm going to tell you my Louie. I'm gonna sit down. Oh, no, no, no, no
21:06Yeah, that's a kawaii. That's something
21:09I'm gonna make our
21:13But the solution
21:17Check it
21:20Oh
21:30It's no she sent you a Osaka Yoshimoto know what I think I should know you okay, so man's I don't know
21:50Oh, it's coming on a stone. Okay, no chicken
22:00Neta's clear Jigga Tantoしている
22:05You know it's cute
22:07But they don't have a more honest, you know
22:12This also gives us a stage go as soon as you can touch the man's I'll come in she
22:18Sakes
22:27Yakushita, isn't it?
22:34On a zip code ace momata smart photo kakutou shita
22:38I
22:45Say she'll a suck at it. What should I?
22:50Trace
22:55Toshinosa Yonsei marude Kitakaze to Taiyo no Yonabutari
23:02Komi Watanoようにして結ばれたのだろう
23:09A3との大臣所
23:14まあ大臣所いいピッチャーだなぁですよねやっぱり
23:19変化球7種類投げるんでね
23:22なら7種類の変化球投げるって聞いたんですけどあそうですよ
23:28変化球カーブスライダー
23:30カットボールフォーク
23:33センジアップシュートで
23:35でまっすぐと
23:36まあまあ
23:39学生時代は野球でならした2人
23:43芸人たちで作る草野球チームでバッテリーを組むことに
23:50するとある日の試合中
23:55三階の裏でしたねグルペンで
23:58二
24:00ピチャー2アウトでキャッチボールするあの次の回でちょっと軽く投げてるときに
24:061回ありませんかみたいな
24:10草野球のバッテリーから漫才コンビバッテリーズは誕生した
24:20m 1初出場は
24:232018年
24:25バッテリーズと言いますお願いします
24:27デイサービスに遅れたくないしランソンな
24:31何ジジイのくせにハードなスケジュール組んでねこいつ
24:34目指した漫才の聖地
24:37しかし
24:38そう簡単には勝ち上がれない
24:44散々言われましたしね s が売れてないのもあるネタが悪いって
24:48お前が a ネタ書いてたらエース売れてるからなぐらいの
24:53嘘が苦手で誰よりまっすぐそんなエースの魅力を伝えるために
25:03夢なたどり着いたのはボケない漫才
25:10エースのストレートな言葉が
25:13観客に突き刺さる
25:16日本の特別指摘にも登録されているあの日本初の西洋式要塞があるからそこ言っていいんだろ
25:22言葉が一つもなかった
25:30今までで一番良かったです
25:35セットオーライ続けよう
25:38一生やめないっす
25:44純粋とピュアで勝負してる漫才なんで
25:47ピュアっていうボケなんでね
25:49バカというよりは実は
25:53地球の中全然嫌な地球調べただけだお前
25:55でもその時に言った一言がめちゃくちゃ名言
25:57言ったらそんなもんお前
25:58それでも地球は回ってるって言ったら
26:00言うてる場合か
26:02その勢いは加速する
26:04ちょっと待ってくださいこの先調べたなんてあるんですよ
26:10楽しいな
26:12本当ですか
26:14いいっすねやっぱり
26:16楽しい
26:18最高です
26:20ありがとうございます本当
26:23最後9組目です
26:25エントリーナンバー6307
26:27バッテリーズ
26:37初めて手にした夢のチケット
26:39この幸せを
26:43誰よりも報告したい人がいた
26:53綺麗ですよ
26:57ゲニーとお金ないとかあるじゃないですか
26:59売れるのかなとか
27:03心配はしてたでしょうけどねもちろん
27:07エースの母
27:09カオリさん
27:11去年4月
27:1354歳の若さで
27:15この世を去った
27:17満税の
27:19うん
27:21その妻は
27:23それを知らない
27:25今回こういうことがあったのを知らない
27:27残念ですね
27:31喜んでるじゃん
27:33めっちゃ喜んでる
27:37子供の頃からまっすぐだったエース
27:41芸人を目指すと決めた時も
27:43売れない日々も
27:47静かに見守ってくれた母は
27:50もういない
27:58何にもやっぱ
28:02見せれてないんでね
28:04見てくれてたのは嬉しいですね
28:06本当に
28:12優勝しようが
28:14姉妹がもう
28:18見てくれてる
28:21最高っすね
28:29目の前には
28:31夢見た聖地
28:33連れ戻る
28:35夢見た
28:37夢見た
28:39夢見た
28:41夢見た
28:43夢見た
28:45夢見た
28:47夢見た
28:49英語の文バーンって受けて
28:51そこから来てない時は
28:53よしよしよしって思ってました
28:55俺らが居るからって言うので
28:597個目は
29:01バッテリーズ
29:09Entry No.6307
29:15BATTERIES
29:19Gibi Gibi Gibi
29:25こんにちは
29:27ありがとうございます
29:29どうもバッテリーズです
29:31異人の名言がすごく好きでね
29:33名言
29:35なに哲学者っていうのは
29:37この人の名言で
29:39生きるために食べろ食べるために生きるな
29:41食べたい時に食べろ
29:43飯なんか食いたい時に食おう
29:45考え過ぎだそれで呼んで来い
29:47I told you, didn't I?
29:49Right?
29:52Okay, so there's a person called Galileo Galilei.
29:54That's too narrow.
29:56Galileo Galilei?
29:57It's tough to go to Galilee.
29:59No matter how much water or fillets are fried in a tomato,
30:01it doesn't become a melon.
30:03Are you an idiot?
30:05That's not true.
30:07Tomatoes and fillets don't become melons.
30:09Melons are fruits.
30:12But if you don't refer to the words of an alien like this,
30:14it doesn't make sense that you were born as a human.
30:16You don't need a reason to live.
30:18Thank you for your attention.
30:23Thank you very much.
30:25You're an idiot.
31:08Many thanks.
31:10This was very valuable to me.
31:12This is really high.
31:14This is really high.
31:16Wow!
31:18Wow!
31:20This is amazing.
31:22Wow!
31:24I'm so nervous. I've never flown so high before.
31:26In the age of more difficult manzai,
31:30an exciting idiot has appeared.
31:34Wow!
31:36He seems to brighten up Japan.
31:38I'm excited.
31:40Wow!
31:42I'm so excited.
31:44Go ahead.
31:46Wow!
31:48The hero's action...
31:50The hero's action...
31:52He has won the first prize.
31:54He has won the first prize.
31:56Please go to the detective box.
31:58Please go to the detective box.
32:00Detective box
32:02Detective box
32:04Detective box
32:06M-1's last manzai,
32:08M-1's last manzai,
32:10M-1's last manzai,
32:12a new hero,
32:14a new hero,
32:16a new hero,
32:18a new hero,
32:20a new hero,
32:22a new hero,
32:24a new hero,
32:26a new hero,
32:28a new hero,
32:30a new hero,
32:32a new hero,
32:34a new hero,
32:36a new hero,
32:38a new hero,
32:40a new hero,
32:42a new hero,
32:44a new hero,
32:46a new hero,
32:48a new hero,
32:50a new hero,
32:52a new hero,
32:54a new hero,
32:56a new hero,
32:58a new hero,
33:00a new hero,
33:02a new hero,
33:04a new hero,
33:06a new hero,
33:08a new hero,
33:10a new hero,
33:12a new hero,
33:14a new hero,
33:16a new hero,
33:18a new hero,
33:20a new hero,
33:22a new hero,
33:24a new hero,
33:26a new hero,
33:28a new hero,
33:30a new hero,
33:32a new hero,
33:34a new hero,
33:36a new hero,
33:38a new hero,
33:40a new hero,
33:42a new hero,
33:44a new hero,
33:46a new hero,
33:48a new hero,
33:50a new hero,
33:52a new hero,
33:54a new hero,
33:56a new hero,
33:59a new hero.
34:16And history is born.
34:18I will be born.
34:25The winner of the Leogang Grand Prix 2024 is...
34:31Leogang!
34:32Jessica Shinkuu!
34:34Barclays! Barclays!
34:36Leogang! Leogang!
34:40Leogang!
34:41Jessica Shinkuu!
34:48Leogang! Leogang!
34:59Congratulations!
35:01The winner of the Leogang Grand Prix is...
35:05Jessica Shinkuu!
35:09Congratulations!
35:11Please step forward!
35:15The same dream...
35:18...has finally come true.
35:24I don't think many people know what kind of idiot Ace is.
35:28I'm the same age as him, so I know what he's like.
35:32Ace is more pure than an idiot.
35:35Yeah, he's pure.
35:37He doesn't try to make himself look good.
35:39Yeah, I feel like I can get really close to him.
35:42He's really nice when he's talking.
35:45I like him.
35:47We get along.
35:49I feel like we're on the same page.
35:51Will the manzai continue as a battle?
35:54Or will it become a manzai that's not a battle?
35:57I think it'll be a battle.
36:01I don't think there's a manzai that's not a battle.
36:06I don't think there's a manzai that's not a battle.
36:09I don't think there's a manzai that's not a battle.
36:12It was really fun when I did the live with Hanadai-san.
36:18The most interesting manzai this year was Torosawamon-san's.
36:22Torosawamon-san's Dream Tournament.
36:24It was really interesting.
36:26I seriously lost.
36:28I really lost.
36:30It was a manzai I made by myself.
36:32I really lost.
36:34I was going to make the best manzai this year.
36:36But Torosawamon-san's was more interesting.
36:38It's frustrating.
36:40I think the people above are doing it.
36:42I don't say it, but...
36:44It's easy to see the shape of the win and loss.
36:46They're fighting.
36:48It's a tournament.
36:54It was really fun.
36:56It was really fun.
37:00I did a little more.
37:02I did a little more.
37:04I did a little more.
37:06I did a little more.
37:08The dream in front of him...
37:12The dream in front of him...
37:14The dream in front of him...
37:16was too far.
37:18was too far.
37:26From zero.
37:28I didn't think of it again.
37:38I'm going to sleep.
38:02I'm going to sleep.
38:05I wonder if my mom is happy.
38:12I've never been able to show her something good.
38:18I wanted her to see it.
38:26I'm going home.
38:29I'm going home.
38:35Thank you for your hard work.
38:38Thank you for your hard work.
38:41Thank you for your hard work.
38:43I'm so relieved.
38:46I'm so relieved.
38:54Let's do our best.
39:04Thank you for your hard work.
39:10Thank you for your hard work.
39:16I'm sorry.
39:35Thank you for your hard work.
40:00It was the best.
40:05I'm tired.
40:10I'm going to sleep.
40:25What kind of relationship do you have as a comedian?
40:30No skating.
40:32I don't know what kind of person he is.
40:37I don't know what he thinks.
40:40I'm looking forward to it.
40:43I don't know if it's funny or not.
40:46It's possible that we're bad at skating.
40:49It's hard to do.