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00:00This is the last episode of the factory meeting for this week.
00:07I want to give this to everyone.
00:10I want to give this to everyone.
00:17The last episode of 2024 is the second half of the meeting.
00:25I heard that this program is as tiring as the other three episodes.
00:32That's great.
00:34This is the third episode.
00:36First of all, let's talk about the music department.
00:40OMOSHIRO RYUKOU TAISHO 2024
00:43The music department played by entertainers.
00:48He's here.
00:50Who is he?
00:51That's great.
00:53Who is he?
00:54I noticed.
00:59I'm DARK SIDE DECCA.
01:06This year, various musical instruments will be used in the committee.
01:15An entertainer who plays the sound of a straw will appear.
01:19Three hits of this year's hit song will be nominated.
01:26This unit has created a wonderful harmony.
01:33I'm RAINBOW IKEDA from PARALLEL WORLD.
01:43The second finalist will be selected.
01:48Who will be the finalist?
01:55We also went to the final in KING OF CONTEST.
01:59I also went to the final in R-1.
02:02Why do I have to do this?
02:07Discontent exploded in his own position.
02:11Then.
02:13It's a contemporary dance competition.
02:16A laughing elite who has lost his self-esteem due to stress creates a devil's rhythm.
02:33This is great.
02:35This is a party.
02:37He is the sales director.
02:40He is the president.
02:43This is a party.
02:46Please come in.
02:48Please come in.
02:50Is it okay?
02:53Then.
02:54A hit gag song from the side of the monitor.
02:57It's still 27 minutes.
02:58Let's go.
02:59Hello.
03:00I'm SOMAO MEATBALL.
03:02He has been touring in this position since May of this year.
03:07Right Chichikyu.
03:11Left Chichikyu.
03:147 o'clock 10 minutes.
03:17Please use it when you wake up.
03:19Please use it when you wake up.
03:21This is the phrase played by the gag machine of NANIWA.
03:24Then I will do a gag.
03:27The music will continue.
03:30I want to deliver it to everyone.
03:35EBIZO.
03:37That's great.
03:38That's great.
03:39STANDIES.
03:41This is STANDIES.
03:43This is STANDIES.
03:46EBIZO.
03:49That's great.
03:50The last is ZAKOSHI, a performance that the committee is proud of.
04:00He has been nominated for three consecutive years in this department.
04:05That's great.
04:10I'm glad.
04:12That's great.
04:13This year's release is a song for those who are in self-restraint.
04:17I'll teach you how to do FUJIMONO.
04:20Look at this.
04:22This is the first FUJIMONO course.
04:23Hello, I'm FUJIMONO.
04:25Why?
04:26I'm doing my best.
04:28I'm doing my best.
04:30I'm doing my best.
04:32What are you doing?
04:39I can't do this.
04:41I can't do this.
04:43He is caught.
04:52I can't do this.
04:55That was the music department played by the entertainer.
04:59That's great.
05:00That's great.
05:01That's great.
05:03I'm the entertainer of the day.
05:06That's great.
05:08I was at the FUJIMONO house.
05:10I didn't expect that.
05:11I didn't expect that.
05:12That's right.
05:13That's the advantage of music.
05:16I've been to the FUJIMONO house several times.
05:20I drink with my left hand on the table.
05:24I'm a polite person.
05:26When I saw that, I was impressed.
05:30I was surprised.
05:33I don't know who to choose.
05:37Can I give you the last information?
05:39Can I give you the last information?
05:40The last information.
05:41I'm SHIGEKI NAKAZAWA.
05:45I have a good name.
05:47I'm SHIGEKI NAKAZAWA.
05:51I'm SHIGEKI NAKAZAWA.
05:56The next announcement is...
05:59Gatsu!
06:00Gatsu!
06:01Gatsu!
06:02Gatsu!
06:04I'll give this to FUJIMON.
06:07I'll give this to FUJIMON.
06:08I'll give this to FUJIMON.
06:09I think I'll give this to MEGAME.
06:11Next, the first-class full swing of the first-class win.
06:17It's a long-lasting win.
06:23The chaos without a book is the highlight.
06:27The first-class win.
06:30If you miss the chance, you won't be able to play.
06:36So...
06:41Are you okay today?
06:43I'm fine.
06:44What are you talking about?
06:46I'm fine.
06:47I'm fine.
06:49There are many entertainers who enter the game with full swing from the first-class.
06:55The first-class of such comedians is nominated.
07:02First of all, this person who has become a world-class comedian.
07:08Welcome!
07:10The second one.
07:13I'll show you as big as possible.
07:15That's great.
07:16Why?
07:17I'll show you as big as possible.
07:19That's great.
07:20But I'm a woman's ballerina.
07:24Swing at the same time as appearance.
07:29I'll pick up the laughter.
07:30That's great.
07:31I'm glad.
07:32That's great.
07:33That's great.
07:34That's great.
07:35That's great.
07:36That's great.
07:37That's great.
07:38That's great.
07:39After that, one-eyed mass production system.
07:43I'm a armpit.
07:45What?
07:46Are you a girl on your knees?
07:51Great.
07:52Let's pick up the laughter.
07:58I'm glad.
08:01Following is Shiga kibutsu cookie.
08:05Great job!
08:08You know that.
08:13Slumdog Day.
08:14You're so noisy.
08:16I'm sorry.
08:21On the contrary.
08:22He was clumsy.
08:23He was clumsy.
08:29You're doing that to me.
08:31You can't do that.
08:33The other two are in a frenzy.
08:36It's not fair!
08:37I'm wearing this kind of clothes and I'm going for it!
08:42Not only the appearance, but also the way he goes for it,
08:45has awakened him.
08:48I'm going to go get ready.
08:52He changes his clothes and goes full swing.
08:56This time it's going to be good!
09:00Good chance, I'm Rintaro!
09:04Rintaro!
09:07He brought it from home.
09:17Rintaro's voice!
09:21I wonder how that happened.
09:23Good chance, I'm Rintaro!
09:27Rintaro's voice!
09:29What are you doing?
09:33Rintaro's voice!
09:40Next up is the long-distance match between Shinshin Kihei and Kawakita.
09:46Who are you?
09:48I was going to shave my beard, but I ended up shaving my hair.
09:52You won!
09:54He won!
09:56He changed his clothes and went full swing.
10:00It's the man of the hour, Bryant Kawakita.
10:05I'm wearing the same clothes as the Sylvanian Family.
10:10Are you going to do that for three weeks?
10:12Yes, this is the only one I have.
10:16I have a good size, but I don't like the design.
10:21He's very particular.
10:24I'm wearing the same clothes as the Sylvanian Family.
10:26Which one is it?
10:29That's great.
10:31The winner of the full swing match is...
10:37Here is the winner!
10:38Congratulations!
10:39You're the champion!
10:42This day was filled with excitement for The Second.
10:48The Queen of W is concentrating in the Next Batters Circle.
10:55What happened?
11:00I'm in the middle of my plastic surgery.
11:03Your eyes are so beautiful!
11:05Your eyes are so cute!
11:07I really wanted you to stop.
11:11The factory committee is getting closer and closer.
11:14I'm in the middle of my plastic surgery.
11:17I'm in the middle of my plastic surgery.
11:20Your eyes are so beautiful!
11:22Your eyes are so cute!
11:24I really wanted you to stop.
11:26The winner of the full swing match is...
11:30That's great.
11:33Our generation is in the middle of plastic surgery.
11:37I can't believe it's coming out.
11:40We're in a time when we can't do anything.
11:42We're in a time when we can't do anything.
11:46We're in a time when we can't do anything.
11:48You've been doing a lot of plastic surgery.
11:51I've been doing a lot of plastic surgery.
11:53You can't do plastic surgery when you're surrounded by that.
11:55You're like Rin Taro.
11:57Isn't that great?
11:59Yasumura is stable.
12:02That's great.
12:03There was a game where you had to hit a customer in a snowy place.
12:11At an event.
12:13Everyone was so happy.
12:15I'm sure you'll be invited to a snow festival.
12:17What should I do?
12:19Cookie!
12:22I heard that this program is as tiring as the other three episodes.
12:26The last one is a talk show.
12:32We're going to be on TV in 2021.
12:37Mr. Shinku will be on the M-1.
12:40It's not going as expected.
12:42It's a talk show without a plot.
12:46In the last three months, we've had a lot of human resources.
12:50I've been working for a long time.
12:52After I said, I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it.
12:55I've been doing human resources.
12:58I can't help it.
13:00It's Shinku's fault.
13:02It's your fault.
13:04This sudden change of direction.
13:06Sometimes it reflects the sadness of the entertainer.
13:10I didn't think I'd be the target of attack.
13:15I came to play.
13:17I came to attack.
13:18Three people are nominated for this section full of love and sadness.
13:24First, Matsumoto Rinsu, the first member of the board in 25 years of acting history.
13:31I'm Matsumoto Rinsu, a wig entertainer.
13:33Wig entertainer?
13:35Wig entertainer?
13:40Wigs, the greatest weapon.
13:42I've been bullied since the beginning.
13:44I've been bullied since the beginning.
13:47I'm too fast.
13:54The wig was exposed.
13:57A phrase that jumped out of the unexpected flow.
14:02There is.
14:04Show me the tramp.
14:06Let's go to the tramp.
14:08I'll show you something important.
14:11It's over.
14:13I'll show you something important.
14:15I'll show you something important.
14:17I'll show you something important.
14:19It's over.
14:21People collapse from the knees.
14:25I've been waiting for three weeks.
14:27I've been waiting for three weeks.
14:29You're scary.
14:36Next is the monster that lives in the world of unrecognized people.
14:41I've been waiting for three weeks.
14:44I've been waiting for three weeks.
14:50It's a highly-anticipated monster.
15:00It's a high-profile result.
15:04And
15:07Wait a minute.
15:08Maybe, maybe...
15:10It's too obvious.
15:10Maybe...
15:13I, no, sorry.
15:15The worst, this is the worst.
15:18This is the worst.
15:19Seriously.
15:20This is terrible.
15:21It's the worst.
15:23He enters another mode where he now exists as an ordinary main.
15:25This is terrible.
15:27You're being serious.
15:28He's too focused on himself.
15:31It's a stand-in.
15:32I'm trying to reply to Mayurika's complaints.
15:36Oh, but I don't have any more, right?
15:39Just one.
15:41What are you doing?
15:42Why are you looking at me like that?
15:45Why are you looking at me like that?
15:47Oh, but I don't have any more, right?
15:48Just one.
15:49What are you doing?
15:50Why are you looking at me like that?
15:52Just one.
15:53Why are you looking at me like that?
15:55And in the end,
15:57Mr. Aishu Game,
15:59the Demon King, won.
16:01What was your game name?
16:03Jackie-chan.
16:04And your real name?
16:05My real name is Satoshi Eishimai.
16:08That's a good name.
16:10He confessed his real name for the first time.
16:12I see, I see.
16:13Did you know about this before?
16:14Yes, I did.
16:17An exciting imitation meeting.
16:19And the one who appeared there was...
16:21I'm here!
16:22Oh!
16:26Don't violate the copyright!
16:28You're a traitor!
16:29I'm not a traitor!
16:32What are you doing?
16:33He's appeared for the first time in 10 months.
16:36From the start, he's the Demon King of the Iigakuri MAX.
16:40You're a traitor!
16:42I'm not a traitor!
16:45This is not a safe place!
16:47He's the genius boy of the Beijing Olympics!
16:52He's a traitor!
16:54I'm not a traitor!
16:59I did my best.
17:00He was so excited that he couldn't appear on TV.
17:05But...
17:06Mr. Shimura, come here!
17:07Mr. Shimura!
17:08Mr. Shimura!
17:09Mr. Shimura!
17:10What are you doing here?
17:14He was confused by the tricky movements of the judges.
17:18Which one is it?
17:19Mr. Shimura or me?
17:20You're scary!
17:22What's wrong with you?
17:24Can I talk to you for a moment?
17:26Why are you angry?
17:28I'm not angry.
17:30I thought he would come back if I said something.
17:35You look like a souvenir from Hawaii.
17:38Is that so?
17:44You're trying too hard.
17:50You look like a souvenir from Hawaii.
17:54Is that so?
17:58That's all.
17:59That was the word section of the talk show.
18:06What did the comedian who slipped say?
18:11What's wrong?
18:12I want to die even if I slip.
18:14Do you want to die?
18:15I think so.
18:16That's a living proof.
18:19I went to Mr. Kurosawa.
18:21And the night view of Rainbow Bridge.
18:24When I look at it, I think I'm slipping.
18:27Do you know that?
18:28The night view of Rainbow Bridge when I slipped.
18:30I was looking at the taxi like this.
18:33The driver said,
18:34Do you know?
18:35It's winter.
18:36I thought it was a slippery night view.
18:38I feel good because of the cold wind.
18:39I forget that.
18:40When I go up the slope, I want to go further.
18:44I'm sorry.
18:46It's okay.
18:47You're my favorite.
18:48I love you.
18:49You're the only one in the factory committee.
18:51I can't believe they said yes.
18:55A comedian said yes.
18:58That's not good.
18:59After I slipped,
19:01Do you know what the director said?
19:03What did he say?
19:04He said,
19:05It's Mr. Sawamatsu's fault.
19:07If Mr. Sawamatsu is saying yes,
19:10I think it's because of our sensibility.
19:13I think our sensibility is a little off.
19:17But you are the man I love.
19:19I love it.
19:24It's amazing.
19:25This year, I'm the king of the king.
19:27Yay.
19:28Yay.
19:31So, the king of the king is here.
19:34King of the king.
19:34Please.
19:35King of the king.
19:36No, no, no.
19:37I'm here to completely claim this show, or Mr. Sanma.
19:43I don't think you're going to lose.
19:46No, no, no, Mr. Sanma.
19:47I've only been on three shows, but now I've been on two.
19:52You've been on four shows in total.
19:55I don't think I'll be on any more.
19:57Mr. Sanma.
19:58Mr. Sanma.
19:59I've only been on three shows.
20:02I've only been on one show once a year or once every six months.
20:06I don't think I'll be on any more.
20:07Even though it was a festival.
20:08But everyone was worried about that.
20:12Oh, yeah, Kunki.
20:13Zakoshi, too.
20:14RG, too.
20:15Everyone won't be able to be on any more.
20:17Even Mr. Yassan won't be able to be on any more.
20:22In the first place, I've only been on once every six months.
20:25Didn't we make a contract?
20:27I've been saying, I'm the king of the king, I'm the king of the king, but...
20:31Oh, this side?
20:32That's right.
20:34Who's the king of the king?
20:36Seriously, who is it?
20:38Who decided it?
20:39Why do you have so few king castings?
20:43It's a mess.
20:45What about the schedule?
20:47I can't say that the schedule is NG.
20:49The schedule is NG.
20:51I have to catch up with this.
20:53I'll be honest with you.
20:55If I can't be on this show anymore, I'll quit being an entertainer.
20:58No, no, no.
21:00Seriously.
21:01It's okay.
21:02No, no, no.
21:03It's a waste.
21:04It's a waste of your potential.
21:05I'm not a wall pro anymore.
21:08Stop it.
21:09No, no, no.
21:10I've been thinking about what I want to do this year.
21:15There's a show called Oni-Ren-Chan that Chidori is doing.
21:18I'm going to hold my breath and win twice.
21:22You're good.
21:23I'm going to do it.
21:24I'm going to win twice.
21:26That's amazing.
21:26I'm going to hold my breath for two minutes today.
21:31If I hold my breath for two minutes, I'll win twice in half a year.
21:34Bring me a contract that says I'll win twice in half a year.
21:39I promise you.
21:41If I hold my breath for two minutes, I'll win twice in half a year.
21:43Once every three months?
21:44Once every four months.
21:46I'll win every time.
21:47I'll win every time.
21:48I promise you.
21:50Okay.
21:51I'm going to start.
21:51Ready, set, go.
21:54Here we go.
21:55Two minutes is quite a long time.
22:00Is there anyone else who's holding their breath?
22:02It's Mr. Punk Boomer.
22:04Mr. Punk Boomer.
22:05Don't say his name.
22:06Don't say his name.
22:08Don't say his name.
22:09I'm going to hold my breath for two minutes.
22:12I'm going to win twice in half a year.
22:14Here we go.
22:14I'm going to start.
22:15Ready, set, go.
22:18Here we go.
22:20Two minutes is quite a long time.
22:22By the way, it's two minutes from Osaki to Gotanda on the Yano Line.
22:28So when you get off the train from Osaki to Gotanda...
22:32Oh, sorry.
22:35It's easy to understand.
22:36What does two minutes mean?
22:38When you get off the train from Osaki to Gotanda,
22:40you say, oh, Maohan, it's this long.
22:41You all do this on the train, don't you?
22:43What do you mean?
22:44Four minutes.
22:45Wait a minute.
22:47Please stop.
22:48No.
22:49Please stop.
22:51You can't talk anymore.
22:53No, wait.
22:53Please stop.
22:55Wait a minute.
22:55Why?
22:56It's like a TV.
22:57No, but it's not that long.
22:58No, it's not.
22:59It's not even 3.5 kilometers.
23:01It's 49 minutes.
23:02No, it's not.
23:03Wait a minute.
23:04No, wait a minute.
23:05It's crazy.
23:08Why did it become like this?
23:10Boom, boom, boom.
23:12Who is it?
23:13It's Rintaro.
23:15The next episode will be broadcast on TVer and FOD.