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Summer Situationship Full Movie 2024

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00:00:00If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate
00:00:15their guts.
00:00:16For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18You were hooking up.
00:00:19We're not hooking up.
00:00:20Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:21To pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend
00:00:27in their summer home.
00:00:28I need this job.
00:00:30You want your job back?
00:00:31Play along as my girlfriend until the end of the summer.
00:00:34This money will be yours.
00:00:36Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:00:40No boners.
00:00:41No feelings.
00:00:42I don't want things to get complicated.
00:00:43Like what you see?
00:00:45After everything that happened between us, Moana, what I do, no one tells me I'm good
00:00:50enough.
00:00:51Get off of her.
00:00:52Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:00:54Tell him you love him.
00:00:55I need that money more than I want you.
00:00:58Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:01:00I'm going to make you hell.
00:01:03Leah, stop.
00:01:04Help me.
00:01:05Get off of her.
00:01:06She goes, I'm going to give you everything.
00:01:09Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:01:11And tell me that you love me.
00:01:21You drive me crazy.
00:01:22I drive you crazy.
00:01:23That's funny.
00:01:24You're the one who leaked our sex tape.
00:01:27If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate
00:01:32their guts.
00:01:33For me and Noah, it's both.
00:01:41Can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:42I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:44Don't tempt her.
00:01:46This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:49The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my
00:01:54ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:01:57I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:00Clean it up, maid.
00:02:09I may be a maid, but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:12And you'll always be the girl who leaked our sex tape for clout.
00:02:16That's not true, and you know it.
00:02:19I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius has seen your titties.
00:02:24Ha.
00:02:30I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:34I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:36Right, Emmett?
00:02:37Yeah.
00:02:38She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:47Oh, you just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:02:53Am I dreaming?
00:02:56No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:03:02What the hell's going on?
00:03:06Noah?
00:03:07What the hell's going on?
00:03:09Jules came in here to work, and she started being really disrespectful, and she grabbed me.
00:03:15And then when I pulled my hand away, she just, she just fell.
00:03:18Destiny?
00:03:20That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:22Shut the fuck up, or you're going to end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:03:28Why do you even care?
00:03:30She released a video of you two having sex, and I had to jump in and save your reputation before things got out of hand.
00:03:40Mia?
00:03:41Hmm?
00:03:42Give me your phone.
00:03:43What?
00:03:44Give me your phone.
00:03:45No.
00:03:46Give me your phone.
00:03:47No.
00:03:48Give me your phone.
00:03:49No.
00:03:50It's right here.
00:03:51I got you.
00:03:54I thought Noah hated me.
00:03:56Why is he standing up for me now?
00:04:00If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:04Noah?
00:04:05Open.
00:04:15We aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:18You didn't have to do that.
00:04:19I know.
00:04:28Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:33Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:34Alright, somebody call the police.
00:04:35Dude, we can't.
00:04:36Yes, we can.
00:04:37No, we can't.
00:04:38This place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:39Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:43Wake up, slut.
00:04:44Show's over.
00:04:45Mia, if you're not going to help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:04:47Fine by me.
00:04:48I'll be by the pool.
00:04:49Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:52I'm it.
00:04:56I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:05:01You have to save her.
00:05:05Jules?
00:05:06Jules?
00:05:07Come on.
00:05:08Shit, shit, shit.
00:05:09What do I do?
00:05:10Mouth to mouth.
00:05:11Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:15You okay?
00:05:18Thank God.
00:05:20Alright, let's get you up.
00:05:23I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:05:27Jules?
00:05:29You're not going anywhere.
00:05:30I'm fine.
00:05:31Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:32You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:05:37What are you, a stripper?
00:05:39I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:41You know what?
00:05:43I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:45You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:05:51And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're wearing this little dress?
00:05:59What are you trying to do?
00:06:01Trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:03Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:04You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:06I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:09You know what I think?
00:06:11I think you're here to win it.
00:06:16Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:06:19Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:22And you know what?
00:06:23I didn't do anything to you, so why don't you just admit it?
00:06:27You still want me.
00:06:29Is he coming on to me?
00:06:35In your dreams.
00:06:37In your dreams.
00:06:40Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:42We've been over this a million times.
00:06:44I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:46Yes, you did.
00:06:47And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:51I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:54Mia decided that I was officially canceled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:06:59And you let her.
00:07:01Did someone say my name?
00:07:07You two are hooking up?
00:07:09We're not hooking up.
00:07:11Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:17We're not hooking up.
00:07:19Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:22Be so fucking for real.
00:07:24Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:27It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:30Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:07:33How convenient.
00:07:34Let the girls talk.
00:07:42After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:55Did you just spit on me?
00:07:58Yeah, I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:08:01Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:08:07And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:08:10Especially Noah.
00:08:16Ow!
00:08:17Noah!
00:08:18Did you see that?
00:08:19She shoved me!
00:08:20Oh my god.
00:08:21Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:24I'm always honest.
00:08:26You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:28Thanks, Noah.
00:08:31Fire her.
00:08:42Fire her.
00:08:46Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:08:49I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:08:52Noah, she shoved me.
00:08:54And this is my rental too.
00:08:57So, what I say goes.
00:09:08Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:11So you should probably go.
00:09:14I found something for you.
00:09:17What is it?
00:09:19I found something for you when I was cleaning.
00:09:25Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:32Jules.
00:09:36Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:09:45I want you to take this.
00:09:46I want you to take this.
00:09:48Okay?
00:09:49It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:52I don't want your pity check.
00:09:55Thank god.
00:09:56I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:09:58This is too humiliating.
00:09:59I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:10:13What are you doing home?
00:10:15I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:17No, no.
00:10:19That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:10:21Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:10:25I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:10:30Mia?
00:10:31Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:10:34But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:10:39Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:10:43Everything.
00:10:45Everything.
00:10:50I'm so glad I got the trash, my little Noey.
00:10:54Please don't call me that.
00:10:57You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:11:00I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:11:04Mia.
00:11:06Slow down, okay?
00:11:07We've only been dating for two months.
00:11:11What?
00:11:12You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:11:15I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:11:17Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:11:19Why not?
00:11:20That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:11:24I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:11:28What are you still doing here?
00:11:29You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:31Tell me this.
00:11:33Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:11:37Nobody wants you here.
00:11:39I can't back down.
00:11:40Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:42I'm not talking to you.
00:11:45I'm talking to you.
00:11:47I need this job.
00:11:48I need you to choose me.
00:11:50After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:11:54But I do.
00:11:57What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:01What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:03I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:05No, no, no, no.
00:12:07No one can make him happier than me.
00:12:11Tell her, Noah.
00:12:13Prove it.
00:12:18I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:12:20And I'll do what you say.
00:12:24Okay.
00:12:25Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:12:28And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:12:33Mia.
00:12:35I need to talk to Jules.
00:12:37Alone.
00:12:38Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:12:46She really has you by the balls.
00:12:49Don't insult me.
00:12:51Or what?
00:12:53You'll spank me?
00:12:55You can leave now.
00:12:57Hey.
00:13:00You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:13:05You're right.
00:13:07Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:10You're fired.
00:13:14You're right.
00:13:16Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:20You're fired.
00:13:27You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:13:29Yeah, I know.
00:13:30It's part of my charm.
00:13:31Hey, where are you going?
00:13:32Yeah, I know.
00:13:33It's part of my charm.
00:13:34Hey, where are you going?
00:13:35Jules, you can't just leave.
00:13:36Jules!
00:13:39You can't just leave.
00:13:41You fired me.
00:13:43I can do whatever I want.
00:13:55Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:13:58Does it look like she's jerking off?
00:14:02No.
00:14:07Noah, you come over here.
00:14:09Now.
00:14:14Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:14:18Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:14:20Don't be prude.
00:14:21It's just a hand job.
00:14:23You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:14:27Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:31Follow my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:14:47What are you doing?
00:14:50Come with me.
00:14:56Wait!
00:14:58What the hell?
00:14:59What the fuck are you?
00:15:05You want your job back?
00:15:07Fuck me.
00:15:11Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:15:14Play along.
00:15:15Why would I do that?
00:15:17You want your job back?
00:15:19You've got to earn it.
00:15:21Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:15:27Okay, fine.
00:15:29Go ahead.
00:15:34You're crazy.
00:15:35I'm committed.
00:15:40Yeah, baby.
00:15:41Give it to me.
00:15:44You better give me my job back after this.
00:15:46I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:15:51Noah, come out right now.
00:15:56Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:15:57Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:15:58I'm coming for the third time.
00:16:02Oh, come on, baby.
00:16:03Show me what you got.
00:16:08Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:16:09Hand me your shirt.
00:16:10Now, now, now.
00:16:12What?
00:16:26Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:30Yeah.
00:16:32Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:35You fucking bitch.
00:16:37You can't stay here.
00:16:38You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:40Take it up with Noah.
00:16:42This isn't over.
00:16:44If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:16:52I'm going to make your life hell.
00:17:00Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:03You know what?
00:17:04I should thank you because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:17:07Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:09Oh, wait.
00:17:10I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:17:14You know what?
00:17:15Let's make a bet.
00:17:16Yeah, me and you.
00:17:17Let's make a bet.
00:17:18We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:17:20Yeah.
00:17:21What about it?
00:17:24If I stay with Jules until the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:17:28Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:17:31Internship will be yours.
00:17:33Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:17:39You're on.
00:17:46We need to talk.
00:17:51Emmett, get out.
00:17:57Did I get my job back?
00:17:59Actually, you've been promoted.
00:18:03To be my new girlfriend.
00:18:09You're nuts.
00:18:10I'm not a hooker.
00:18:11I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:16Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:18:19Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:21I don't know.
00:18:22I changed my mind.
00:18:23Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:27Done.
00:18:29Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:18:37Give me that.
00:18:39Not yet.
00:18:45Give me that.
00:18:46Not yet.
00:18:47I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:18:51But until then, this money's mine.
00:18:55This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:19:01I'll do it.
00:19:03Great.
00:19:09Let's seal the deal.
00:19:16Let's shake on it.
00:19:25Alright, let's set some ground rules.
00:19:39No boners.
00:19:41You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:19:43You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:19:46Yeah.
00:19:48Just one.
00:19:50No feelings.
00:19:51I don't want things to get complicated.
00:19:55You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:01Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:05Yeah, I do.
00:20:07I have one.
00:20:09No one touches you with me.
00:20:15You don't own me.
00:20:17Jules, I'm being serious.
00:20:20While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:24So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:28Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:31Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:33Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:37Let the show begin.
00:20:39Ew.
00:20:41Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:20:45You kicked me out.
00:20:47Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:20:52Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:20:55At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:21:01Mia.
00:21:03Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:21:05Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:21:08This is my house.
00:21:10And Jules is my...
00:21:16I'm his guest.
00:21:18I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:22Hey, Mom.
00:21:24Jason!
00:21:26Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:29Dinner is served.
00:21:35Let's fucking go!
00:21:38Yay!
00:21:46Oops.
00:21:47I spilled.
00:21:49Emmett?
00:21:51You want to help?
00:21:52Huh?
00:21:53Yeah.
00:21:55Look at Jules squirm.
00:21:59Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:22:08Noah.
00:22:10Are you thirsty?
00:22:16Jules.
00:22:18Take your shit.
00:22:20I'm not taking it.
00:22:22I'm not taking it.
00:22:23Jules.
00:22:24Take your shirt off.
00:22:53Oops.
00:22:55I spilled a little.
00:22:57Jules.
00:22:59I'm still thirsty.
00:23:10Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:13I have to go.
00:23:23If you're thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:23:28Choke on it.
00:23:33Don't run away from me.
00:23:38Why did you kiss me out there?
00:23:41It was an act, Jules.
00:23:43And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:23:47You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:23:50Yeah, I know.
00:23:52Now you're going to strip for me?
00:23:55You're shivering.
00:23:57Come here.
00:24:10Bed's yours tonight.
00:24:11I'll take the couch.
00:24:22I'm sorry.
00:24:35What are you doing here?
00:24:36And where is Noah?
00:24:42Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:24:45Destiny, that is your brother.
00:24:47Whatever.
00:24:48I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:24:52Mia's your best friend?
00:24:54Yeah.
00:24:55She's also a huge bitch.
00:24:57People contain multitudes.
00:25:00Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:01She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:25:04And she's jealous of you still.
00:25:08And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:25:11If you know what I mean.
00:25:18Like what you see?
00:25:23I do, actually.
00:25:48What are you doing here?
00:25:50Taking a shower.
00:25:54Remember, no going in.
00:25:57You wish.
00:26:05Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:08I've got some friends coming over.
00:26:10Meet me at the pool.
00:26:18What's with this guy?
00:26:20One minute, he's ice cold.
00:26:21Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:26:30Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:26:40Let's give her something to eat.
00:26:42I'm hungry.
00:26:44I'm hungry.
00:26:45I'm hungry.
00:26:47Let's give her something to stare at.
00:27:02I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:27:05Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:09Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:12You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:15You're right.
00:27:17It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:24Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:28Everyone must decide right now whether Jules or I do.
00:27:35Mia, would you relax?
00:27:36We're not taking a vote.
00:27:37We're not on Survivor.
00:27:38All right?
00:27:40What's Survivor?
00:27:41A show for old people.
00:27:43Ew!
00:27:44It's so boring.
00:27:45I'm kidding.
00:27:47Guys, guys.
00:27:49I'm just kidding.
00:27:52What game is she trying to play?
00:27:54Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:02Wow.
00:28:03Not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:28:06That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:08Oh, honey.
00:28:09Not the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:15It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:21What are you talking about?
00:28:23I never said anything about-
00:28:24Save it.
00:28:26Proof's right here.
00:28:29And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:32Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:28:37I bet you're to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:28:42I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:28:48Oh, Emmett.
00:28:50This one's about you.
00:28:52Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:28:57They can?
00:28:59I never said that.
00:29:00Mia did.
00:29:02She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:29:04Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:09Hey!
00:29:10I paid good money for these.
00:29:12Mia, would you knock it off?
00:29:14Jules would never say any of those things, alright?
00:29:16Really?
00:29:18Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:29:20She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:23Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:29Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:32You said that about me?
00:29:34I can explain.
00:29:35Save your breath.
00:29:40Bitch!
00:29:43Don't touch me!
00:29:44Get off of me!
00:29:50You are so hot.
00:29:52Say that again with your shirt off.
00:29:54I'm not hot.
00:29:55I'm not hot!
00:29:57I'm not hot!
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00:31:00I'm not hot!
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00:31:02I'm not hot!
00:31:03I'm not hot!
00:31:04I'm not hot!
00:31:05I'm not hot!
00:31:06I'm not hot!
00:31:07Stop!
00:31:08Fuck you, dude!
00:31:09Stop!
00:31:13Did you post this?
00:31:23Jules, did you post this?
00:31:30I don't know-
00:31:31Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:31:34What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:31:38How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:31:41Jules, I'd rather buy a bus than let everybody at this party know that we just had sex!
00:31:46You know what?
00:31:47Everyone was right about you!
00:31:49You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus!
00:31:52Whoa, you don't mean that!
00:31:54Lose my number!
00:31:56I never want to see you again!
00:31:58Fine.
00:31:59Feelings mutual.
00:32:04Great.
00:32:05Jules blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:32:11Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:13Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:18You're a skank.
00:32:20So get out and don't come back.
00:32:33Help!
00:32:35Help!
00:32:49You...
00:32:50You saved me?
00:32:52That feels better, doesn't it?
00:33:08And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:13Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:33:17Go on, Jules.
00:33:18Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:20Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:33:22We have to talk.
00:33:27Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:33:37One step closer to making her mine.
00:33:46Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:33:48I can explain everything.
00:33:49Good, explain.
00:33:50Now.
00:33:57You're a hottie, you know that?
00:34:00Takes one to know one.
00:34:02Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:10I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:34:14I never said that, okay?
00:34:19Okay.
00:34:28You make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:34:31That way everyone can see it.
00:34:33But for right now, it's party time.
00:34:44OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:34:47I wouldn't hook up if he was the last person on earth.
00:34:50How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:34:54You don't know him like I do.
00:34:56If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:34:59Ew, spare me the visual.
00:35:01I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:03Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:07He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:35:11But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:14More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:18The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:22Except for the one about you.
00:35:24Arrogant and cocky.
00:35:26That's true.
00:35:31Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:35:44Is that true?
00:35:47It's true.
00:35:49I liked you.
00:35:51Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:35:53I mean, really.
00:35:56Alright, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:35:59So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:01Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:36:08I guess you can't.
00:36:10There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:18I know it was a really long time ago.
00:36:21But when I really think about it, I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:25I really did.
00:36:30You give those two until the end of today?
00:36:32To what, Bone?
00:36:36They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:36:38It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:36:40I don't think they remember you exist.
00:36:43Remember.
00:36:48Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:36:51You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:36:53When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blows you.
00:36:59Mm-hmm.
00:37:12Okay.
00:37:28She's never kissed me like that.
00:37:30My turn.
00:37:32Okay.
00:37:41No smoke.
00:37:42Looks like we have to kiss.
00:37:48Rude.
00:38:03Keep the circle moving.
00:38:05If you want to really piss me off, kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:16Get off of me.
00:38:18Dude, I took her virginity. What's in the little pack?
00:38:23Why would you tell everyone that?
00:38:25Remember that six bought me for doing the deed?
00:38:28Hey, Jules. Jules.
00:38:30You're a pig.
00:38:31Hey, Emmett is lying, okay? He's lying.
00:38:34I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:38:36But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:38:40You have feelings for me?
00:38:46I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:38:48But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:38:50You have feelings for me?
00:38:53I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:38:55But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:38:57You have feelings for me?
00:38:59Yes, Jules. I have feelings for you.
00:39:01You do?
00:39:03Yeah. I have all the feelings.
00:39:05Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:39:08Ridiculous.
00:39:09Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:10Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:13Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:16I broke your trust.
00:39:18And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken, too.
00:39:22What do you mean?
00:39:24I mean, I trusted you when you let me down,
00:39:26and now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:39:31Do you want to get back together?
00:39:34You said no feelings.
00:39:36Yeah, you're right.
00:39:39So tell me you want to be with me.
00:39:41Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:39:43Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:39:45Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:39:47Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:39:49Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:39:51Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:00Well, what favorite couple survived the ring of fire?
00:40:03Ew. Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:06Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:08I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:10Mm-hmm.
00:40:12Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:16And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother so owes money to.
00:40:21Maybe we should take Jill shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:40:25Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:40:27Yes, yes. That's a great idea. You should go do that right now.
00:40:30Yes!
00:40:37It's not that easy.
00:40:39Stop avoiding the question.
00:40:41I'm not avoiding it.
00:40:43If I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:40:47What do you mean?
00:40:49I mean Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:40:53Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:40:56She's about to answer a very important question.
00:40:59I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him I don't have feelings for him.
00:41:05Or tell him about my dad.
00:41:08We can talk later. I promise.
00:41:14Okay.
00:41:22The girls go shopping. Saturdays are for the boys.
00:41:28Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:41:31I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:41:36Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:41:40It was tailored for Sigmas, like me.
00:41:43The internship is mine.
00:41:45Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:41:48Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:41:59If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:42:02Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:06Oh my God, it's gorgeous!
00:42:09I'm going to go try this on.
00:42:18You ordered the wrong size!
00:42:21No, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:42:23No, you didn't. That's impossible. It doesn't fit.
00:42:26Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:42:28What are you doing?
00:42:30I'm shopping.
00:42:32Do you not remember me?
00:42:34I used to be in here all the time.
00:42:36Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:42:38She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:42:40Well, what Mia says goes.
00:42:42So your money's no good here.
00:42:45You know what? You're right.
00:42:47I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:42:51That's it. You're out.
00:42:55Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me.
00:42:57I'm just going to take out the trash.
00:42:59Trash?
00:43:00Yeah.
00:43:01That's my girlfriend.
00:43:03Oh.
00:43:08Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:12See this car?
00:43:15Has no spending limit.
00:43:17My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:20And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:43:23No way, this is mine!
00:43:24Oh, are you going to purchase it?
00:43:26No.
00:43:27Not with this janky little zipper.
00:43:29Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:43:33Okay.
00:43:44What do you think?
00:43:49No.
00:43:51Will you come help zip me up?
00:43:55Of course.
00:43:57You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:44:00Is it too expensive?
00:44:02No.
00:44:03It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:13Well, aren't you with me?
00:44:27Thank you, Noah.
00:44:30You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:44:34Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:44:41Put the dress on my card.
00:44:45Excuse me.
00:44:47I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:44:51I bet she stole it.
00:44:53I would never.
00:44:55Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:44:59Fine.
00:45:00Whatever, Mia.
00:45:14See? Told ya.
00:45:22I don't know how that got there.
00:45:25Well, she stole it.
00:45:28And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:45:33Call the police.
00:45:35Don't call the police.
00:45:37This is all my fault.
00:45:38No, it's not.
00:45:40Yes, it is.
00:45:42I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:45:45But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:45:48You can't do this.
00:45:49It's of money.
00:45:51Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:45:54It's worth it, trust me.
00:45:56And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:45:59Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:00Please and thank you.
00:46:09Hey.
00:46:10Good to see you.
00:46:14There he is.
00:46:16Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:46:19Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:46:21Well, enjoy it while it lasts.
00:46:22Because after tonight, I'll have a little slut begging for me.
00:46:30Watch your mouth.
00:46:32Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:46:34Okay, dude.
00:46:36Jules was mine first.
00:46:37I dumped her, okay?
00:46:39It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:46:42Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:46:46Okay, alright.
00:46:48Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:46:49Yeah?
00:46:51I get Jules' panties off.
00:46:52By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman Internship
00:46:55and never come back to the Summer House.
00:46:57Fine.
00:46:58And when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:47:00I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:47:02I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:05Deal.
00:47:10You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:47:13Jules, you were looking so hot in that dress.
00:47:20Eat shit.
00:47:22Hey.
00:47:24Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:47:27Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:47:29Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:47:42Hey.
00:47:49Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:47:51Uh, I don't know.
00:47:52Jules.
00:47:54You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:47:57About what?
00:47:58The music in here?
00:47:59Because I think it's...
00:48:01Jules.
00:48:03Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:05For real.
00:48:06No contracts and no money.
00:48:07I mean it.
00:48:10I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:12Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:48:14Like I care.
00:48:15I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:48:20I'm sorry.
00:48:21We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:48:23Have fun.
00:48:24Here.
00:48:25Put this on.
00:48:27I entered us into a lap dancing company.
00:48:34You're crazy.
00:48:36Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:48:43You're on.
00:48:50Follow me.
00:48:56Let the show begin.
00:49:07You think you're hot shit?
00:49:09Well, it's time for you to shit.
00:49:12Everyone in the club get hot and happy.
00:49:15Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:49:22The rules are simple.
00:49:24Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:49:29And you get to vote on who is hotter.
00:49:46Come on.
00:49:48Yeah.
00:49:49Come on.
00:49:51Yeah.
00:49:52Come on.
00:49:53Come back.
00:49:54Come on.
00:49:56Yeah.
00:49:58Come back.
00:49:59Come back.
00:50:00I'm that girl.
00:50:01I got the way to the world.
00:50:02Way to the world.
00:50:03To give you diamonds and pearls.
00:50:05Diamonds and pearls.
00:50:06The way you're weighing on me.
00:50:08It's disappointing.
00:50:10I'm not that girl.
00:50:12I'm that girl.
00:50:13I've got the way to the world.
00:50:15Way to the world.
00:50:16To give you diamonds and pearls.
00:50:18Diamonds and pearls.
00:50:19The way you're weighing on me.
00:50:21It's disappointing.
00:50:24Wait for your comeback.
00:50:33Top that.
00:50:42Top that!
00:51:12You're the most beautiful girl here, show them all.
00:51:39Oh my god!
00:51:58Yo, Jason!
00:52:01Dude, I need the lady killer special, now!
00:52:04Yeah?
00:52:06I got you.
00:52:10Here's a tip.
00:52:12And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:52:18And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:52:23Mia!
00:52:30As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:52:35I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public heartbreak.
00:52:43Jules, wait!
00:52:49You look upset.
00:52:52What are you, my therapist?
00:52:54Fuck off!
00:52:55No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad!
00:53:00Jules, I have something that can make you feel better.
00:53:08What is that?
00:53:09Oh, good times.
00:53:11Come on, Jules.
00:53:17No thanks.
00:53:19Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:53:23Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:53:27Better play along.
00:53:38Bottoms up.
00:53:41Cheers.
00:53:43Alright.
00:53:45Turn that shit around so you can grind on me. Come on.
00:53:47I'm gonna go change.
00:53:53Destin!
00:53:54Have you seen Jules?
00:53:55I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:53:57Emmett was with her.
00:54:01That little shit!
00:54:08Don't move.
00:54:15What do you think you're doing?
00:54:17Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:54:20We both know you want this.
00:54:22Be gentle.
00:54:23Just like our first time, remember?
00:54:25Back off.
00:54:27Just relax, baby.
00:54:29Let that eat.
00:54:30You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:54:32Oh.
00:54:33I was gonna fuck you anyways.
00:54:35Let go of me!
00:54:37This is just gonna take a minute.
00:54:41Emmett, let go and we can pretend like this never happened.
00:54:45Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you.
00:54:47Jules?
00:54:49You in there?
00:54:50Noah!
00:54:51Noah!
00:54:52Help me!
00:54:56Noah!
00:54:57Help me!
00:55:00Emmett!
00:55:01Get off of her!
00:55:03You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:55:06What's the big deal now, huh?
00:55:10Emmett!
00:55:11She doesn't want you!
00:55:12What are you doing?
00:55:14She wants me so bad, dude.
00:55:16But you won't say so.
00:55:23Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:55:25I'd never be friends with a shit like you.
00:55:29Wait, stop!
00:55:36This asshole isn't worth it.
00:55:54You look like shit.
00:55:56Jules just kicked my ass.
00:55:58All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:56:01Hey!
00:56:03Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:56:09Mia, stop.
00:56:13This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:56:17Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:56:18Be so fucking for real.
00:56:20Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:56:22You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:56:27And you know what?
00:56:29He's coming back to the house with me tonight.
00:56:33Mia, sit down.
00:56:35Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again, I will leave.
00:56:40Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:56:42Let's go.
00:56:47I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:56:59Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:57:02Ow.
00:57:04You're hurt.
00:57:06I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:57:28I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:57:34I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:57:36Really.
00:57:38I didn't take them.
00:57:40You didn't take the pills?
00:57:46You know, I got something better than E.
00:57:49It's twice as fun when I've been saving it just for you.
00:58:01What are you trying to give me?
00:58:07Rocky Road.
00:58:10Ow.
00:58:11Hey, I got you ice cream and this is how you repay me?
00:58:14How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:58:19I'm not an asshole.
00:58:21No, you're the king of assholes.
00:58:25You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever.
00:58:36I got to show you something.
00:58:47I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:58:54And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:59:02It worked.
00:59:16I've wanted you all summer.
00:59:19Stop breathing.
00:59:22I need you.
00:59:23Now.
00:59:43What if somebody sees?
00:59:45Everybody's at the club.
00:59:48I'm taking you upstairs.
01:00:17Oh, yeah.
01:00:24Hi, this is Alan.
01:00:26It's Mia.
01:00:27Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
01:00:30He was hinting at propose to me soon and we would just love it if you were here for it.
01:00:37OK.
01:00:52Hey, sleepyhead.
01:00:54What are you doing up so early?
01:00:56Thought I wore you out last night.
01:00:58I'm ready for another round.
01:01:01Hey, can you knock?
01:01:02Can you put your boner away?
01:01:06Get up.
01:01:07Get up.
01:01:08Get up, get up, get up.
01:01:09Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:01:11It's worse than a fire.
01:01:15Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules.
01:01:24You're fucking with me.
01:01:26What's the big deal?
01:01:27There's the drugs.
01:01:28And the mess.
01:01:29And you.
01:01:30What about me?
01:01:31She like totally thinks you're a slut.
01:01:32But like in a bad way.
01:01:33Look, my mom knows about the sex tape and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:01:38I need to get out of here.
01:01:39I'll hide Jules.
01:01:40I'll distract mom.
01:01:44Yo, Jason, I'm going to go hide Jules.
01:01:46Do not let my mom know that we're here, all right?
01:01:54Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:01:57Okay.
01:02:06Get your brother.
01:02:08Now.
01:02:15Mommy.
01:02:16Noah.
01:02:22My baby boy.
01:02:24Mom, hi, hey.
01:02:26Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:02:30Mia called and said she needed the family ring to propose.
01:02:38Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:02:48I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves.
01:02:52She just left.
01:02:56I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:03:00What is that slut doing here?
01:03:05You're the girl from the sex tape.
01:03:08Get out of this house.
01:03:09Mom.
01:03:10Noah, a little help?
01:03:12Mom, this is Jules and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:03:21Yes, it fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:03:26Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:03:31Lisa, my second mommy.
01:03:35We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:03:37Oh, yes, we do.
01:03:41You're marrying Mia now?
01:03:43I have no idea what got into her head.
01:03:45I am so sorry, okay?
01:03:46But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything.
01:03:49Can we just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:03:51Please?
01:04:02My head hurts.
01:04:04Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:04:06Yeah, I have some in my purse.
01:04:08Oh, thanks.
01:04:15Here.
01:04:24Water.
01:04:25Water.
01:04:26I need water.
01:04:28Jules?
01:04:30What did you give my mom?
01:04:32Aspirin.
01:04:33Aspirin?
01:04:35It's so hot in here.
01:04:39Do you want more of that aspirin?
01:04:45Hey, I have an idea.
01:04:47Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:04:50I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:04:53That's enough.
01:04:54I've got to talk to you.
01:04:55Let's go.
01:04:57Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:04:59Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:05:02No way.
01:05:03You gave her those?
01:05:04I didn't give them.
01:05:05She found them.
01:05:06Should we call an ambulance?
01:05:08No fucking way, Jules.
01:05:10She hates you already.
01:05:11What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:05:15Where did she go?
01:05:32Mom, get out of the pool.
01:05:34No way.
01:05:35This feels so good.
01:05:39Oh wait, no.
01:05:42Help!
01:05:43I'm drowning.
01:05:45Mia, save me.
01:05:47Absolutely not.
01:05:49I'm not going in there.
01:05:52Help!
01:05:53Help!
01:06:13You saved me.
01:06:18Here.
01:06:19I brought you some tea.
01:06:26I was wrong about you.
01:06:28I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:06:39Thank you for taking care of her.
01:06:43I hope I was a good maid.
01:06:45Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:06:48Whatever would be serious in two seconds.
01:06:51You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:06:57I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
01:07:00No feelings.
01:07:02Remember?
01:07:08I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:07:13I'll tear it up right now.
01:07:16I need that money more than I want you.
01:07:21When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:07:26If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:07:30So it was really always just about the money?
01:07:34Really?
01:07:35When I started our relationship, it was about the money, but now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:07:44I want to give you the money.
01:07:58Not as your boss, as your boyfriend.
01:08:02Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:08:05I don't know what to say.
01:08:09Just let me take care of you.
01:08:16And tell me that you love me.
01:08:22I don't think I can say it.
01:08:27Let me take care of you.
01:08:30It's the least you can do.
01:08:33Fine.
01:08:35Fine.
01:08:37You can take care of me, okay?
01:08:40And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:08:43I know you do.
01:08:48Good morning, everyone.
01:08:50Oh my God, Lisa, you're okay.
01:08:53Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:08:58I was just leaving.
01:08:59You're not leaving, Jules.
01:09:01We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:09:07After your little sex video was released, at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:09:15But after you saved me, all I can say is, welcome to the family.
01:09:27You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:09:30That was before you left me to drown.
01:09:34I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:09:39Adios.
01:09:42Bye, Mom.
01:09:47I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:09:50Good luck with that.
01:09:52I don't need luck.
01:09:54I have a really big brain.
01:10:02There must be something incriminating in here.
01:10:09What is this?
01:10:18Ew, what died in here?
01:10:20My manhood.
01:10:23I have something juicy for you.
01:10:24Really?
01:10:28I don't like to read.
01:10:30It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:10:33They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:10:38It's cheating.
01:10:39Oh, great. You finally figured it out. Good boy.
01:10:44I think it's time for you to cheat too.
01:10:52I thought this was summer vacation.
01:10:55I know, I know.
01:10:57But I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:11:04What up, lovebirds?
01:11:06Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:11:09You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:11:14Who are you?
01:11:17I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:11:28Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
01:11:30What are you doing here?
01:11:32Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house set up.
01:11:35I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:11:40The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:11:43I'd like to be your friend.
01:11:49I have enough friends, thanks.
01:11:54Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:11:58I'm a high profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble, and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:12:05The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:12:10And I get bored easy.
01:12:15Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:12:21Interview starts now.
01:12:23Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:12:27Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:12:30Hey, how about I show you out to the- that's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:12:41That's the guy you want to work for?
01:12:44He's a total clown.
01:12:46Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful millionaires in the industry.
01:12:51And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:12:53But don't you already have enough money?
01:12:56Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:12:58I was the captain of every sports team I was on, and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:13:03I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:13:08And then our sex tape got released.
01:13:11And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:13:14The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:13:18Jules, I need this internship, and so do you.
01:13:21Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:13:28You lied to me.
01:13:30No, I just- I just didn't tell you everything.
01:13:34I'm sorry.
01:13:38Everybody, let's get the party started!
01:13:50Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:13:54I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:13:57There's something special about you.
01:14:00You're so beautiful.
01:14:03Thanks, but I'm taken.
01:14:06I'm not trying to marry you.
01:14:09Noah, tell me, who snatched this hottie up?
01:14:14That'd be me.
01:14:17You're a lucky man.
01:14:19I know.
01:14:22How long is he here?
01:14:25I'll protect you.
01:14:27And lookie here, the happy little couple.
01:14:31From full mates to soul mates.
01:14:39Emmett, Noah and I are talking.
01:14:42Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:14:45Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:14:49Yeah, he's finally gonna win her bet.
01:14:52What bet?
01:14:55What bet?
01:14:57I told Noah that if you guys could make it throughout the summer,
01:15:00I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:15:03That's not true.
01:15:05Yeah, it is.
01:15:07I thought Noah would pussy out if I won,
01:15:09so I recorded the whole thing.
01:15:11You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:15:20I don't want to hear it.
01:15:22Yeah, it'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:15:28I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:15:31I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:15:34I was nothing but a check to you.
01:15:37Both of you can fuck off.
01:15:43Chicks, dude.
01:15:45Kick your fucking ass.
01:15:47I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:15:50I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:15:54You're pathetic.
01:15:56B.
01:15:58Whatever, dude.
01:16:02What were you thinking?
01:16:04That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:16:08I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:16:13You're a sexy girl.
01:16:15We could have a lot of fun.
01:16:17I don't have time for that shit.
01:16:19Then make time.
01:16:20There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:16:22The boys are toys.
01:16:25And I want to play with you.
01:16:27I don't want to be played with.
01:16:29If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:16:33The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:16:37Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:16:41What do I have to do?
01:16:44Let me borrow you for the night.
01:16:51In your dreams, perv.
01:16:57Mia.
01:16:59You know where Jules is?
01:17:01You're still caught up on that skank?
01:17:03Maybe this outfit will change your mind.
01:17:06Mia.
01:17:07A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:17:10Get it through your head.
01:17:11I want to be with Jules.
01:17:13Why do you like her so much?
01:17:15I don't like her.
01:17:18I love her.
01:17:22You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:17:25For falling in love with such a liar.
01:17:27You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:17:29Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:17:31Found your girlfriend.
01:17:42If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job?
01:17:46Yes.
01:17:47And it's the only way you'd get him.
01:17:49We only interviewed him as a fag to his mom.
01:17:52My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:17:55Wait.
01:17:57Now I know where I recognize you.
01:17:59Damn.
01:18:00You were great.
01:18:02Just one kiss.
01:18:04That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:18:12Wait, it hurts again?
01:18:19Get off of her.
01:18:25Get off of her.
01:18:27Let me have my fun, then you can take your turn.
01:18:30If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
01:18:32You wouldn't dare.
01:18:36You're not going to break my fingers.
01:18:39You little shit.
01:18:41You'll never work for Lehman.
01:18:43Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there.
01:18:45Because I would rather fuck literal cheese grater than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:18:49You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:18:52You want to mess with me?
01:18:54You want to mess with me?
01:18:55Yeah, why don't you sue me?
01:18:56And we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls around.
01:19:00You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
01:19:03Please, don't tell my wife.
01:19:05Get out of my face, old man.
01:19:08Get out.
01:19:17How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:21How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:23It wasn't what it looked like.
01:19:25Don't lie to me.
01:19:26I saw you kiss him back.
01:19:32I should be the one that's mad.
01:19:34You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:19:37You were getting money out of the deal, so why does it matter?
01:19:41That he's a good kisser and you want him right now.
01:19:44Tell him you love him.
01:19:46It matters because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:19:59You're fired.
01:20:01Get out of my house.
01:20:05You're fired.
01:20:16You're gone for good, bitch.
01:20:22You never belonged with us.
01:20:24And now, it's your turn to go.
01:20:28I played you and I won.
01:20:31This has nothing to do with you.
01:20:34Oh, honey.
01:20:36This has everything to do with me.
01:20:43I planted the camera in your room.
01:20:46And then, I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:20:50And then, I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:20:58You thought you were better than me.
01:21:01But I always win.
01:21:03All I fucking do is win.
01:21:12A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:21:24Mom, I saved the house.
01:21:28It's too late.
01:21:34Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:21:38Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:21:42It's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:21:45You everything.
01:21:59Can I help you?
01:22:00What are you doing in that unit?
01:22:03My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship.
01:22:07I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job, so...
01:22:12You need anything?
01:22:21I have a big tip for you.
01:22:24Seriously?
01:22:26Smile more.
01:22:33This money feels dirty.
01:22:35I never want to see this check again.
01:22:48Miss me?
01:22:54Miss me?
01:23:03Get lost.
01:23:05I deserve that.
01:23:09Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:23:11And I think you'll really like it.
01:23:18Is this the deed to my house?
01:23:20Yeah.
01:23:21This morning, I bought it.
01:23:24You bought my house from under us?
01:23:26Look at the name on the title.
01:23:28Oh my god.
01:23:30You put it under my name.
01:23:33It's yours, Jules.
01:23:35It's all yours.
01:23:37But, I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:23:42Another condition?
01:23:44What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:23:47Sleep with your boss?
01:23:48Drug your mom?
01:23:49No.
01:23:52But I would like you to meet me at the summer house.
01:23:55But I would like you to meet me at the summer house.
01:23:57Tonight.
01:24:04At 8pm.
01:24:06And I want you to wear this.
01:24:21What are you doing here?
01:24:22What are you doing here?
01:24:23Noah told me to come.
01:24:25Really?
01:24:26Oh, how pathetic.
01:24:28Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:24:34He's proposing to you?
01:24:36When did you two get back together?
01:24:38Well, it's not official yet.
01:24:40But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:24:43And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:24:48I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:24:51Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:24:56Mia! Jules!
01:24:58I am so happy that both of you are here.
01:25:00Why did you invite me here?
01:25:02To watch you propose to Mia?
01:25:05Propose?
01:25:06Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:25:08Oh, the big question.
01:25:11Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:25:15Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:25:17Uh...
01:25:19How did you know about that?
01:25:21Well, because it was a huge mistake.
01:25:23And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you were in Jules' fight.
01:25:26You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room?
01:25:30Okay.
01:25:31Fine.
01:25:32Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:25:36But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:25:40What are you going to do? Arrest me?
01:25:42Actually, that's my job.
01:25:44Oh, hi.
01:25:45Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:25:47What?
01:25:48You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:25:50These are not what they're for.
01:25:51Call my dad!
01:25:53Daddy!
01:25:55Bye, Mia.
01:25:58If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:26:03That's not why I invited you here.
01:26:08Everybody!
01:26:10What is he doing?
01:26:12What is he doing?
01:26:17I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:26:24And here are my secrets.
01:26:28I scream when I see spiders.
01:26:30I do.
01:26:32And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:26:39And I cannot tell my left from my right.
01:26:41Noah, what are you doing? You look like a crazy person.
01:26:44And I have one more secret.
01:26:48Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:26:55And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:26:57Right here in front of everybody.
01:26:59I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:27:11You are to me.
01:27:13To me.
01:27:41To me.
01:27:57Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:28:00I didn't. I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:28:04Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:28:12Of course I do.
01:28:14Now, let's party.