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Summer Situationship Full Movie

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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:02I drive you crazy! That's funny! You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:07If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate their guts.
00:00:13For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:21Jules, can you scrub the toilets? I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:26Don't tempt her, Emmett. This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:31The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:39I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:42Clean it up, maid!
00:00:45I'm not cleaning anything up for you. Do it yourself.
00:00:56That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:01:01You're paid to serve me. Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:11I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:15I'm glad that phase is over. Right, Emmett?
00:01:18Yeah. She did have a good pussy though.
00:01:28You just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:01:38Am I dreaming? No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:45What the hell's going on?
00:01:50Noah?
00:01:51What the hell's going on?
00:01:53Jules came in here to work and she started being really disrespectful and she grabbed me.
00:01:59And then when I pulled my hand away, she just fell.
00:02:02Destiny? Is that what happened?
00:02:05That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:08Shut the fuck up or you're going to end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:02:13Why do you even care?
00:02:15She released a video of you two having sex and I had to jump in and save your reputation before things got out of hand.
00:02:26Mia? Give me your phone.
00:02:28What?
00:02:29Give me your phone.
00:02:30No.
00:02:31It's right here. I got you.
00:02:35I thought Noah hated me. Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:41If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:46Noah?
00:02:53Thank you. I know we aren't really friends anymore. You didn't have to do that.
00:03:00I know.
00:03:02Whoa.
00:03:07Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:11Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:12Alright, somebody call the police.
00:03:14Dude, we can't.
00:03:15Yes, we can.
00:03:16No, we can't.
00:03:17This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:18Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:22Wake up, slut. Show's over.
00:03:24Mia, if you're not going to help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:26Fine by me. I'll be by the pool.
00:03:28I'm it.
00:03:32I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:03:36You have to save her.
00:03:40Jules? Jules? Come on.
00:03:43Shit, shit, shit. What do I do?
00:03:45Mouth to mouth. Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:48You okay?
00:03:51Thank God.
00:03:53Alright, let's get you up.
00:03:56I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:04:00Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:04:03I'm fine.
00:04:04Yeah, thanks to me. You know Jules is a good person.
00:04:07I know.
00:04:08I know.
00:04:09I know.
00:04:10I know.
00:04:11I know.
00:04:12I know.
00:04:13I know.
00:04:14I know.
00:04:15I know.
00:04:16Thanks to me.
00:04:17You know Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:21What are you, a stripper?
00:04:23I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:25You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:31And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're wearing this little dress.
00:04:40What are you trying to do?
00:04:42Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:43Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:44You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:46I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:52You know what I think?
00:04:54I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:59Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:05:02Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:05:05And you know what? I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:07So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:11You still want me.
00:05:13Is he coming on to me?
00:05:18Ten bucks says you have a boner just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:23Should we check?
00:05:27You're gonna have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:32Then let's make it easy.
00:05:34Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:36We've been over this a million times. I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:39Yes, you did.
00:05:40And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:45I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:48Mia decided that I was officially cancelled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:53And you let her.
00:05:55Did someone say my name?
00:06:00You two are hooking up?
00:06:02We're not hooking up.
00:06:04Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:10We're not hooking up.
00:06:12Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:15Be so fucking for real.
00:06:18Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:20It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:23Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:26How convenient.
00:06:29Let the girls talk.
00:06:30Okay.
00:06:37After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:50Did you just spit on me?
00:06:53Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:57Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:07:03And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:07:07Especially Noah.
00:07:12Ow!
00:07:14Noah!
00:07:15Did you see that?
00:07:16She shoved me!
00:07:17Oh my god.
00:07:18Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:21I'm always honest.
00:07:23You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:27Thanks, Noey.
00:07:30Fire her.
00:07:39Fire her.
00:07:43Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:46I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:51Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:53Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:56And this is my rental too.
00:07:59So, what I say goes.
00:08:10Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:13So you should probably go.
00:08:18I wish things could be different, but I'm not going to beg you to stay.
00:08:23Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:29Jules.
00:08:33Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:08:42I want you to take this, okay?
00:08:44It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:48I don't want your pity check.
00:08:50Thank God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:53This is too humiliating.
00:08:55I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:09:09What are you doing home?
00:09:11I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:13No, no.
00:09:15That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:17Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:09:21I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:25Mia?
00:09:27Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:30But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:09:35Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:09:39Everything!
00:09:40Mike.
00:09:46I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noey.
00:09:50Please don't call me that.
00:09:53You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:57I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:10:01Mia, slow down, okay?
00:10:04We've only been dating for two months.
00:10:06What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:10:10I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:13Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:15Why not?
00:10:17That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:20I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:23What are you still doing here?
00:10:26You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:28Tell me this.
00:10:30Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:10:33Nobody wants you here.
00:10:35I can't back down.
00:10:37Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:39I'm not talking to you.
00:10:42I'm talking to you.
00:10:44I need this job.
00:10:46I need you to choose me.
00:10:48After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:10:52But I do.
00:10:54What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:58What do I get if I choose you?
00:11:01I'll do whatever you want.
00:11:02No, no, no.
00:11:05No one can make him happier than me.
00:11:08Tell her, Noah.
00:11:10Prove it.
00:11:15I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:11:18And I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:21Okay.
00:11:23Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:26And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend!
00:11:29Mia?
00:11:31I need to talk to Jules.
00:11:33Alone.
00:11:35Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:43She really has you by the balls.
00:11:46Don't insult me.
00:11:48Or what?
00:11:50You'll spank me?
00:11:52You can leave now.
00:11:54Hey.
00:11:56Hey.
00:11:59You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:12:06You're right.
00:12:08Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:12You're fired.
00:12:16You're right.
00:12:18Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:22You're fired.
00:12:26You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:29Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:12:31Hey, where are you going?
00:12:33Jules, you can't just leave.
00:12:35Jules!
00:12:37You can't just leave.
00:12:39You fired me.
00:12:41I can do whatever I want.
00:12:42I can do whatever I want.
00:12:54Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:57Does it look like she's jerking you off?
00:13:05Noah, you come over here. Now.
00:13:13Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:13:17Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:19Don't be prude. It's just a hand job.
00:13:22You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:26Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:30Follow my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:43What are you doing?
00:13:53Guys!
00:13:55What the fuck? What the hell?
00:13:57What the fuck are you?
00:14:02You want your job back?
00:14:04Fuck me.
00:14:08Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:14:12Play along.
00:14:14Why would I do that?
00:14:16You want your job back? You've got to earn it.
00:14:19Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:14:33You're crazy.
00:14:35Crazy like a fox.
00:14:37What?
00:14:39Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:14:43You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:46I'm the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:14:51Noah, come out right now.
00:14:56Oh, yeah, Jules. Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:58Oh, I'm coming for the third time.
00:15:02Oh, come on, baby. Show me what you got.
00:15:07Oh.
00:15:09Jules, hand me your shirt. Hand me your shirt now, now, now.
00:15:26Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:15:30Yeah.
00:15:32Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:34You fucking bitch.
00:15:36You can't stay here. You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:39Take it up with Noah.
00:15:41This isn't over.
00:15:44If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:15:51I'm going to make your life hell.
00:16:00Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:16:02You know what? I should thank you.
00:16:04Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:16:07Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:16:09Oh, wait.
00:16:11I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:16:14You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:16:16Yeah, me and you. Let's make a bet.
00:16:18We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:16:21Yeah. What about it?
00:16:23If I stay with Jules until the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:16:27Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off. Internship will be yours.
00:16:32Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmet Coburn in this house.
00:16:38You're on.
00:16:45We need to talk.
00:16:50Emmet, get out.
00:16:58Did I get my job back?
00:17:00Actually, you've been promoted.
00:17:03To be my new girlfriend.
00:17:09You're nuts. I'm not a hooker.
00:17:12I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:17:16Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:17:19Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:17:22Well, I changed my mind.
00:17:24Now, I need $100,000.
00:17:28Done.
00:17:30Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:37Give me that.
00:17:39Not yet.
00:17:46Give me that.
00:17:48Not yet. I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:52But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:54This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:18:00I'll do it.
00:18:02Great.
00:18:07Let's seal the deal.
00:18:25I knew you were going to do it.
00:18:27Just admit it, Jules.
00:18:29You can't resist me.
00:18:33All right.
00:18:35Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:46Rule number one.
00:18:48You can't resist me.
00:18:51Rule number two.
00:18:52Rule number one.
00:18:54No boners.
00:18:56You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:59You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:19:02Yeah.
00:19:04Just one.
00:19:06No feelings.
00:19:08I don't want things to get complicated.
00:19:11And you're my complication, Jules.
00:19:18Do you have any rules for me?
00:19:22Yeah, I do.
00:19:24I have one.
00:19:27No one touches you but me.
00:19:32You don't own me.
00:19:34Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:36While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:41So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:45Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:47Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:49Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:53Let the show begin.
00:19:59Ew.
00:20:01Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:20:04You kicked me out.
00:20:06Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:20:11Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:20:15At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:20:20Mia.
00:20:22Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:20:26This is my house.
00:20:28And Jules is my...
00:20:53I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:55I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:59Game on.
00:21:01Jason!
00:21:03Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:07Dinner is served.
00:21:14Let's fucking go!
00:21:17Yay!
00:21:22Oops.
00:21:24I spilled.
00:21:26Emmett?
00:21:28You want to help?
00:21:30Huh?
00:21:31Yeah.
00:21:39Look at Jules squirm.
00:21:43Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:21:47Noah.
00:21:49Are you thirsty?
00:21:55Jules.
00:21:57Take your shirt off.
00:22:16Jules.
00:22:34Oops.
00:22:36I spilled a little.
00:22:38Jules.
00:22:40I'm still thirsty.
00:22:46Jules.
00:22:51Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:22:54I have to go.
00:23:04If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:23:10Choke on it.
00:23:12Don't run away from me.
00:23:17Don't touch me.
00:23:19Are you mad because I kissed you?
00:23:25Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:23:33You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:23:36Yeah, I know.
00:23:37Now you're going to strip for me?
00:23:39You're shivering.
00:23:42Come here.
00:23:55Bed's yours tonight.
00:23:57I'll take the couch.
00:24:07Okay.
00:24:24What are you doing here and where is Noah?
00:24:32Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:24:35Destiny, that is your brother.
00:24:37Whatever.
00:24:39I just came by to tell you how happy I am you stole him back from Mia.
00:24:42Mia's your best friend?
00:24:44Yeah.
00:24:45She's also a huge bitch.
00:24:47People contain multitudes.
00:24:50Don't be scared of Mia.
00:24:52She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:24:55And she's jealous of you still.
00:24:58And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:25:02If you know what I mean.
00:25:08Like what you see?
00:25:14I do, actually.
00:25:38What are you doing here?
00:25:40Taking a shower.
00:25:44Remember, you're a grown man.
00:25:47You wish.
00:25:57Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:00I've got some friends coming over.
00:26:02Meet me at the pool.
00:26:04Okay.
00:26:05Meet me at the pool.
00:26:18What's with this guy?
00:26:20One minute he's ice cold.
00:26:22Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:26:30Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:26:36Okay.
00:26:40Let's give her something to stare at.
00:26:55I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:26:58Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:02Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:05You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:08You're right.
00:27:10It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:17Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:21Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:27:28Mia, would you relax?
00:27:30We're not taking a vote. We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:27:32Alright.
00:27:34What's Survivor?
00:27:36A show for old people.
00:27:38Ew! It's so boring.
00:27:40I'm kidding.
00:27:42Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:27:46What game is she trying to play?
00:27:49Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:27:54Come on, Mia.
00:27:56We used to be best friends.
00:27:58Can't we just tolerate each other for one summer?
00:28:00You're right.
00:28:02We did used to be best friends.
00:28:05And I have the red receipts to prove it.
00:28:10It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:16What are you talking about?
00:28:18I never said anything about-
00:28:20Save it.
00:28:22Proof's right here.
00:28:24And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:27Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:28:32I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:28:37I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:28:43Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:28:46Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:28:51They can?
00:28:53I never said that.
00:28:55Mia did.
00:28:57He's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:29:00Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:05Hey, I paid good money for these.
00:29:08Mia, would you knock it off?
00:29:10Jules would never say any of those things.
00:29:12Really?
00:29:14Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:29:16She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:19Noah is arrogant and cocky and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:24Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:27You said that about me?
00:29:29I can explain.
00:29:31Save your breath.
00:29:43Bitch!
00:29:45Don't touch me!
00:29:47Get off of me!
00:29:55Don't touch me.
00:29:59You are so hot.
00:30:01Say that again with your shirt off.
00:30:09Come on.
00:30:15Come on.
00:30:25Yo!
00:30:27Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:30:31No, no, no way, dude.
00:30:33Like, I'm just going to distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:30:36She'll come crawling back.
00:30:40Speak of the devil.
00:30:46You hooked up with Jules?
00:30:48Dude, look.
00:30:50You hooked up with Jules!
00:30:52I don't know what's going on.
00:30:54It's pretty fucking clear you hooked up!
00:30:58Fuck!
00:31:00Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:02Emmett, stop!
00:31:03Fuck you, dude!
00:31:04Stop!
00:31:09Did you post this?
00:31:19Jules, did you post this?
00:31:25I don't know.
00:31:27Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:31:30What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:31:35I didn't do anything.
00:31:37Jules, it's a little hard to trust you when my dick is on everybody's phone.
00:31:41You know what?
00:31:43Everyone was right about you.
00:31:45You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:31:48Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:31:50Lose my number.
00:31:52I never want to see you again.
00:31:54Fine.
00:31:55Feelings mutual.
00:32:00Great.
00:32:01You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:32:07Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:10Listen, Jules.
00:32:12None of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:15You're a skank.
00:32:17So get out and don't come back.
00:32:25Ah!
00:32:29Help!
00:32:31Help!
00:32:45You...
00:32:47You saved me?
00:32:55Ah.
00:33:00That feels better, doesn't it?
00:33:04And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:09Emmett.
00:33:11Don't even think about it.
00:33:13Go on, Jules.
00:33:15Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:17Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:33:19We have to talk.
00:33:21Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:33:31One step closer to making her mine.
00:33:40Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:33:42I can explain everything.
00:33:44Good, explain.
00:33:46Now.
00:33:51You're a hottie, you know that?
00:33:54Takes one to know one.
00:33:56Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:06You're right.
00:34:08We shouldn't tell anyone.
00:34:13Trust me.
00:34:15We won't stay secret for long.
00:34:17I can keep you safe.
00:34:19I can keep you to myself even if I try.
00:34:33You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:34:36That way everyone can see it.
00:34:38But for right now,
00:34:41it's party time.
00:34:49OMG.
00:34:51I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:34:54I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:34:57How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:35:00You don't know him like I do.
00:35:03If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:35:06Ew, spare me the visual.
00:35:08I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:10Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:14He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:35:17But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:20More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:24The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:28Except for the one about you.
00:35:30I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:32That's true.
00:35:38Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:35:47Is that true?
00:35:51It's true.
00:35:53I liked you.
00:35:56Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:35:58I mean, really.
00:36:01Alright, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:36:04So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:07Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:36:13I guess you can.
00:36:15I guess you can.
00:36:17There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:26I know it was a really long time ago.
00:36:28But when I really think about it,
00:36:30I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:32I really did.
00:36:37I give those two until the end of today?
00:36:40To what, Bone?
00:36:42They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:36:45It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:36:47I don't think they remember you exist.
00:36:53Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:00Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:37:03You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:37:05When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blew it to you.
00:37:07You kiss whoever blew it to you.
00:37:09Mhm.
00:37:35She's never kissed me like that.
00:37:38My turn.
00:37:49No smoke.
00:37:51Looks like we have to kiss.
00:37:57Rude.
00:38:09Keep the circle moving.
00:38:12If you want to really piss me off,
00:38:14kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:21Get off of me.
00:38:23Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:25What's a little peck?
00:38:28Why would you tell everyone that?
00:38:30Remember that six-peck you bought me for dinner?
00:38:32I don't remember that.
00:38:34I don't remember that.
00:38:36I don't remember that.
00:38:38You doing the deed?
00:38:44Hey, Jules!
00:38:46Jules!
00:38:47You're a pig!
00:38:48Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:38:49He's lying.
00:38:50I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:38:52But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:38:56You have feelings for me?
00:39:03I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:39:04But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:06You have feelings for me?
00:39:08Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:39:10You do?
00:39:12Yeah.
00:39:13I have all the feelings.
00:39:14Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:39:17You're a dick!
00:39:18Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:19Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:23Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:26I broke your trust.
00:39:27And when that video was leaked,
00:39:28my trust was broken too.
00:39:32What do you mean?
00:39:33I mean, I trusted you and you let me down.
00:39:35And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:39:40Do you want to get back together?
00:39:43You said no feelings.
00:39:46Yeah, you're right.
00:39:49So tell me you want to be with me.
00:39:51Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:39:53Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:39:55Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:05Looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:40:08Ew.
00:40:09Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:11Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:13I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:17Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:20And the only reason why I know that
00:40:22is because my dad owns the hospital
00:40:24that her mother still owes money to.
00:40:26Maybe we should take Jules shopping
00:40:28so she can forget she's poor.
00:40:29Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:40:32Yes, yes, that's a great idea.
00:40:34You should go do that right now.
00:40:35Yes!
00:40:42It's not that easy.
00:40:44Stop avoiding the question.
00:40:45I'm not avoiding it.
00:40:47Look, if I don't get the money,
00:40:50I'll lose everything.
00:40:52What do you mean?
00:40:54I mean Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:40:58Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:41:01She was about to answer a very important question.
00:41:04I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:41:06but I really don't want to lie to Noah
00:41:08and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:41:10or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:14We can talk later.
00:41:15I promise.
00:41:28The girls go shopping.
00:41:29Saturdays are for the boys.
00:41:34Must be embarrassing for everyone
00:41:35to realize how much she wants me.
00:41:37I cannot wait to crush your ego
00:41:39once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:41:42Dude, the Lehman internship
00:41:43is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:41:46It was tailored for sigmas.
00:41:48Like me.
00:41:49The internship is mine.
00:41:51Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:41:53Or at least until the end of the summer
00:41:55and I have to pay up.
00:42:05If it isn't my favorite customer.
00:42:08Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:12Oh my God, it's gorgeous.
00:42:15I'm going to go try this on.
00:42:23Ah!
00:42:24You ordered the wrong size.
00:42:26Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:42:29No, you didn't.
00:42:30That's impossible.
00:42:31It doesn't fit.
00:42:32Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:42:34What are you doing?
00:42:36I'm shopping.
00:42:38Do you not remember me?
00:42:40I used to be in here all the time.
00:42:42Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:42:44She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:42:47Well, what Mia says goes.
00:42:48So your money's no good here.
00:42:51You know what?
00:42:52You're right.
00:42:54I have better things to do
00:42:55than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:42:58That's it.
00:42:59You're out.
00:43:01Oh, Mr. Allen.
00:43:02Excuse me.
00:43:03I'm just going to take out the trash.
00:43:05Trash?
00:43:06Yeah.
00:43:07That's my girlfriend.
00:43:08Oh.
00:43:13Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:18See this car?
00:43:20Has no spending limit.
00:43:22My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:25And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:43:28No way, this is mine.
00:43:29Oh, are you going to purchase it?
00:43:31No.
00:43:32Not with this janky little zipper.
00:43:34Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:43:50What do you think?
00:43:55Noah?
00:43:58Will you come help zip me up?
00:44:02Of course.
00:44:09You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:44:12Is it too expensive?
00:44:14No.
00:44:15It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:25Well, aren't you going to thank me?
00:44:32Thanks.
00:44:35Thank you, Noah.
00:44:38You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:44:41Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:44:49Put the dress on my card.
00:44:53Excuse me.
00:44:55I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:44:59I bet she stole it.
00:45:01I would never.
00:45:02Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:45:06Fine.
00:45:08Whatever, Mia.
00:45:22See, told ya.
00:45:31I don't know how that got there.
00:45:33Well, she stole it.
00:45:35And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:45:40Call the police.
00:45:42Don't call the police.
00:45:44This is all my fault.
00:45:45No, it's not.
00:45:47Yes, it is.
00:45:49I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:45:52But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:45:55You can't do this.
00:45:57It's a waste of money.
00:45:59Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:46:01It's worth it, trust me.
00:46:03And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:46:06Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:07Please and thank you.
00:46:17Hey, good to see you.
00:46:21There he is.
00:46:23Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:46:27Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:46:28Well, enjoy it while it lasts.
00:46:29Because after tonight, I'll have that little slut begging for me.
00:46:37Watch your mouth.
00:46:39Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:46:42Okay, dude.
00:46:43Jules was mine first.
00:46:44I dumped her, okay?
00:46:46It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:46:49Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:46:53Okay, alright.
00:46:55Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:46:56Yeah?
00:46:58I get Jules' panties off.
00:46:59By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship
00:47:01and never come back to the summer house.
00:47:04Fine.
00:47:05And when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:47:06I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:47:09I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:11Deal.
00:47:17You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:47:20Jules, you were looking so hot in that dress.
00:47:27Eat shit.
00:47:29Hey.
00:47:31Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:47:34Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:47:36Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:47:49Hey.
00:47:51Hey.
00:47:57Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:47:59Uh, I don't know.
00:48:00Jules.
00:48:02You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:48:05About what?
00:48:07The music in here?
00:48:08Because I think it sucks.
00:48:10Jules.
00:48:12Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:14For real.
00:48:15No contracts and no money.
00:48:16I mean it.
00:48:18I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:20Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:48:23Like I care.
00:48:24I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:48:28I'm sorry.
00:48:30We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:48:32Have fun.
00:48:34Here.
00:48:35Put this on.
00:48:37I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:48:44You're crazy.
00:48:45Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:48:52You're on.
00:48:59Follow me.
00:49:05Let the show begin.
00:49:16You think you're hot shit?
00:49:19Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:49:22Everyone in the club get hot and happy!
00:49:26Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition!
00:49:32The rules are simple.
00:49:34Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:49:40And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:49:45Whoo!
00:50:15To give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls.
00:50:18Now, are you waiting on me?
00:50:20I'm just a pretty thing around your back.
00:50:24I'm that girl, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world.
00:50:28To give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls.
00:50:31Now, are you waiting on me?
00:50:33I'm just a pretty thing around your back.
00:50:36I'm just a pretty thing around your back.
00:50:45Top that.
00:51:00Top that.
00:51:06Top that.
00:51:13You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:51:16Show them all.
00:51:37The same old mistakes.
00:51:40I love you.
00:51:47Yo, Jason!
00:51:50Dude, I need the lady killer special, now!
00:51:53Yeah?
00:51:55I got you.
00:51:59Here's the tip.
00:52:01And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:52:06Mia!
00:52:08Whoo!
00:52:13As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:52:18I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public heartbreak.
00:52:25Here we go.
00:52:26Jewels, wait.
00:52:27You look upset.
00:52:30What are you, my therapist?
00:52:33Fuck off.
00:52:34No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:52:39Jewels.
00:52:41I have something that can make you feel better.
00:52:47I'm sorry.
00:52:49I'm sorry.
00:52:51I'm sorry.
00:52:53I'm sorry.
00:52:55I'm sorry.
00:52:57What is that?
00:52:58Okay, time.
00:53:00Come on, Jewels.
00:53:01Don't you want to have some fun?
00:53:07No, thanks.
00:53:08Oh, b-b-b-but...
00:53:10Jewels, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:53:13Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:53:18Better play along.
00:53:28Bottoms up.
00:53:31Cheers.
00:53:33Alright.
00:53:35Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:53:37Come on.
00:53:38I'm going to go change.
00:53:43Destin.
00:53:44Have you seen Jewels?
00:53:46I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:53:48Emmett was with her.
00:53:51That little shit.
00:53:58Don't move.
00:54:05What do you think you're doing?
00:54:07Stop denying yourself, Jewels.
00:54:10We both know you want this.
00:54:12Be gentle.
00:54:13Just like our first time, remember?
00:54:15Back off.
00:54:17Just relax, baby.
00:54:19Let that E kick in.
00:54:20You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:54:23Oh.
00:54:24I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:54:25Let go of me.
00:54:26This is just going to take a minute.
00:54:31Oh yeah, that's right.
00:54:32Moan for me.
00:54:36Jewels?
00:54:38Jewels, are you in there?
00:54:39Noah!
00:54:40Help me!
00:54:45Noah!
00:54:46Help me!
00:54:48Emmett!
00:54:50Get off of her!
00:54:51Get off of her!
00:54:53You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:54:55What's the big deal now, huh?
00:55:00Emmett!
00:55:01She doesn't want you!
00:55:02What are you doing?
00:55:04She wants me so bad, dude.
00:55:05Even if she won't say so.
00:55:13Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:55:15I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:55:19Wait!
00:55:20Stop!
00:55:26This asshole isn't worth it.
00:55:45You look like shit.
00:55:47Jewels just kicked my ass.
00:55:49All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:55:52Hey!
00:55:54Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:56:01Mia, stop.
00:56:04This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:56:08Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:56:10Be so fucking for real.
00:56:11Emmett would never want a skank like you.
00:56:14You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:56:18And you know what?
00:56:20He's coming back to the house with me.
00:56:22Tonight.
00:56:24Mia, sit down.
00:56:26Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:56:31Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:56:33Let's go.
00:56:38I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:56:48Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:56:52Ow.
00:56:53You're hurt.
00:56:54Let me help you.
00:57:07I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:57:18I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:57:21I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:57:23Really.
00:57:25I didn't take them.
00:57:27You didn't take the pills?
00:57:34You know, I got something better than E.
00:57:37It's twice as fun.
00:57:39And I've been saving it just for you.
00:57:43You know what?
00:57:44I've been saving it just for you.
00:57:53What are you trying to give me?
00:57:59Rocky Road.
00:58:02Ow.
00:58:03Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:58:04This is how you repay me?
00:58:06How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:58:11I'm not an asshole.
00:58:12No, you're the king of assholes.
00:58:16You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever.
00:58:27I got to show you something.
00:58:38I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:58:43I'm sorry.
00:58:47And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:58:55It worked.
00:59:09I've wanted you all summer.
00:59:11Stop breathing.
00:59:14I need you.
00:59:16Now.
00:59:22What if somebody sees?
00:59:24Everybody's at the club.
00:59:27I'm taking you upstairs.
00:59:40Okay.
01:00:05Hi, this is Alan.
01:00:07It's Mia.
01:00:08Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
01:00:10He was hinting at proposing to me soon, and we would just love it if you were here for it.
01:00:18Okay, bye.
01:00:32Hey, sleepyhead.
01:00:34What are you doing up so early?
01:00:37I thought I wore you out last night.
01:00:39I'm ready for another round.
01:00:42Hey, can you knock?
01:00:43Can you put your boner away?
01:00:46Get up!
01:00:47Get up!
01:00:48Get up, get up, get up!
01:00:49Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:00:51It's worse than a fire.
01:00:55Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
01:01:04You're fucking with me.
01:01:06What's the big deal?
01:01:07Uh, there's the drugs.
01:01:08And the mess.
01:01:09And you.
01:01:10What about me?
01:01:11She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
01:01:12But, like, in a bad way.
01:01:13Look, my mom knows about the sex tape, and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:01:18I need to get out of here.
01:01:19I'll hide Jules.
01:01:20I'll distract Mom.
01:01:24Yo, Jason, I'm gonna go hide Jules.
01:01:26Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
01:01:35Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:01:36Got it.
01:01:46Get your brother.
01:01:48Now.
01:01:55Boy! Boy!
01:01:56Noah!
01:02:02My baby boy!
01:02:04Mom!
01:02:05Hi! Hey!
01:02:07Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:02:10Mia called and said she needed the family ring.
01:02:14To propose!
01:02:20Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:02:26None of your business.
01:02:28Okay, well, I was just looking for you because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
01:02:36I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:02:40What is that slut doing here?
01:02:45You're the girl from the sex tape!
01:02:48Get out of this house!
01:02:49Mom.
01:02:50Noah, a little help?
01:02:52Mom, this is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:03:00Yes!
01:03:01Yes, it fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:03:06Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:03:11Lisa, my second mommy!
01:03:15We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:03:17Oh yes, we do.
01:03:21You're marrying Mia now?
01:03:22I have no idea what got into her head. I am so sorry, okay?
01:03:26But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:03:29Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay? Please?
01:03:42My head hurts. Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:03:46Yeah, I have some in my purse.
01:03:48Oh, thanks.
01:03:55She's weird.
01:03:57Yeah.
01:04:04Water. Water. I need water.
01:04:08Jules?
01:04:10What did you give my mom?
01:04:12Aspirin.
01:04:13Aspirin?
01:04:15It's so hot in here.
01:04:19Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:04:24No.
01:04:26Hey, I have an idea.
01:04:28Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:04:31I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:04:34Alright, that's enough. I gotta talk to you. Let's go.
01:04:38Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:04:40Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:04:43No way. You gave her those?
01:04:45I didn't give them. She found them.
01:04:47Should we call an ambulance?
01:04:49Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:04:51She hates you already. What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:04:57Where did she go?
01:05:13Mom, get out of the pool.
01:05:15No way. It feels so good.
01:05:18Oh, I know.
01:05:21Help! I'm drowning!
01:05:25Mia, save me!
01:05:27Absolutely not. I'm not going in there.
01:05:31Help!
01:05:48No. No.
01:05:55You saved me.
01:05:59Here. I brought you some tea.
01:06:07I was wrong about you.
01:06:09I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:06:18Thank you for taking care of her.
01:06:22I hope I was a good maid.
01:06:24Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:06:26Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:06:30You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:06:36I still gotta pay you to hang out with me.
01:06:39No feelings. Remember?
01:06:48I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:06:53I'll tear it up right now. I mean it.
01:06:58I need that money more than I want you.
01:07:02When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:07:07If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:07:12So it was really always just about the money?
01:07:15It was really always just about the money. Really?
01:07:19When I started our relationship, it was about the money.
01:07:22But now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:07:34Come with me.
01:07:39I want to give you the money.
01:07:42Not as your boss. As your boyfriend.
01:07:46Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:07:50I don't know what to say.
01:07:55Just let me take care of you.
01:08:02And tell me that you love me.
01:08:07I don't think I can say it.
01:08:11Let me take care of you.
01:08:13It's the least you can do.
01:08:17Fine.
01:08:19You can take care of me, okay?
01:08:22And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:08:25I know you do.
01:08:30Good morning, everyone!
01:08:32Oh my god, Lisa! You're okay!
01:08:35Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:08:40I was just leaving.
01:08:42You're not leaving, Jules.
01:08:44We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:08:49After your little sex video was released,
01:08:53at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:08:57But, after you saved me,
01:09:01all I can say is...
01:09:04Welcome to the family!
01:09:07Wait.
01:09:09You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:09:13That was before you left me to drown.
01:09:17I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:09:21Adios!
01:09:24Bye, Mom!
01:09:29I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:09:32Good luck with that.
01:09:35I don't need luck.
01:09:37I have a really big brain.
01:09:45There must be something incriminating in here.
01:09:52What is this?
01:10:01Ew, what died in here?
01:10:03My manhood.
01:10:05Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:10:07Really?
01:10:11I don't like to read.
01:10:13It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:10:16They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:10:21That's cheating!
01:10:23Oh, great. You finally figured it out. Good boy.
01:10:28I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:10:34I thought this was summer vacation.
01:10:37I know, I know.
01:10:39But I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:10:46What up, lovebirds?
01:10:48Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:10:51You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:10:56Who are you?
01:10:58I'm the man who holds Noah's future.
01:11:01The man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:11:11Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
01:11:14What are you doing here?
01:11:16Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:11:19I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:11:23The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:11:27I'd like to be your friend.
01:11:32Noah, can you help out your friend here?
01:11:36He seems a little confused.
01:11:42Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:11:45I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble,
01:11:49and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:11:53The next intern for Lehman Corp. will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:11:58And I get bored easy.
01:12:03Your interview for Lehman Corp. starts now.
01:12:09Interview starts now.
01:12:11Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:12:15Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:12:17Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:12:19That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:12:29That's the guy you want to work for? He's a total clown.
01:12:34Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:12:39And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:12:42But don't you already have enough money?
01:12:44Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:12:47I was the captain of every sports team I was on, and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:12:52I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:12:57And then our sex tape got released.
01:13:00And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:13:03The only interview I got was for Lehman Corp.
01:13:07Jules, I need this internship. And so do you.
01:13:10Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:13:16You lied to me.
01:13:18No, I didn't lie to you. I just...
01:13:20I just didn't tell you everything.
01:13:23I'm sorry.
01:13:27Everybody, let's get the party started!
01:13:39Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:13:45I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:13:48There's something special about you.
01:13:51You're so beautiful.
01:13:54Thanks, but I'm taken.
01:13:57I'm not trying to marry you.
01:13:59Noah, tell me.
01:14:03Who snatched this hottie up?
01:14:05That'd be me.
01:14:08You're a lucky man.
01:14:09I know.
01:14:14How long is he going to be here?
01:14:17I'll protect you.
01:14:19Look at here.
01:14:21The happy little couple.
01:14:24From whole mates to soul mates.
01:14:31Emmett, Noah and I are talking.
01:14:34Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:14:36Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:14:40Yeah, she's finally going to win her bet.
01:14:43What bet?
01:14:46What bet?
01:14:48I told Noah that if you guys could make it throughout the summer,
01:14:51I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:14:54That's not true.
01:14:56Yeah, it is.
01:14:58I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so I recorded the whole thing.
01:15:02You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:15:08I don't want to hear it.
01:15:10Yeah, it'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:15:16I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:15:20I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:15:22I was nothing but a check to you.
01:15:26Both of you can fuck off.
01:15:32Chicks, dude.
01:15:34I'm going to kick your fucking ass.
01:15:36I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:15:40I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:15:43You're pathetic.
01:15:47Whatever, dude.
01:15:51What were you thinking?
01:15:53That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:15:57I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:16:02You're a sexy girl.
01:16:04We could have a lot of fun.
01:16:06I don't have time for that shit.
01:16:08Then make time.
01:16:09There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:16:11The boys share their toys.
01:16:14And I want to play with you.
01:16:16I don't want to be played with.
01:16:18If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:16:22The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:16:26Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:16:30What do I have to do?
01:16:33Let me borrow you for the night.
01:16:38In your dreams, perv.
01:16:42Mia.
01:16:44You know where Jules is?
01:16:46You're still caught up on that skank?
01:16:49Maybe this outfit will change your mind.
01:16:51Mia.
01:16:53A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:16:55Get it through your head.
01:16:57I want to be with Jules.
01:16:59Why do you like her so much?
01:17:01I don't like her.
01:17:04I love her.
01:17:06I love her.
01:17:10You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:17:13For falling in love with such a liar.
01:17:15You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:17:17Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:17:19Found your girlfriend.
01:17:21If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job?
01:17:36Yes.
01:17:37And it's the only way he'd get in.
01:17:39We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:17:42My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:17:45Wait.
01:17:47Now I know where I recognize you.
01:17:49Damn.
01:17:51You were great.
01:17:53Just one kiss.
01:17:55That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:18:05Don't play hard to get!
01:18:13Get off of her.
01:18:16Get off of her.
01:18:18Let me have my fun, then you can take your turn.
01:18:21If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
01:18:24You wouldn't dare.
01:18:26You little shit!
01:18:28You'll never work for Lehman.
01:18:30Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there.
01:18:32Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:18:34than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:18:36You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:18:39You want to mess with me?
01:18:41You want to mess with me?
01:18:43You want to mess with me?
01:18:45Yeah, why don't you sue me and let all the papers know
01:18:47that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls around.
01:18:50You know, I bet your wife would love to hear that.
01:18:52Please, don't tell my wife.
01:18:54Get out of my face, old man.
01:19:06How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:10How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:12It wasn't what it looked like.
01:19:14Don't lie to me. I saw you kiss him back.
01:19:21I didn't kiss him.
01:19:23But even if I did, you made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:19:27You were getting money out of the deal, so why does it matter?
01:19:32Tell him that he's a good kisser and you want him right now.
01:19:36Tell him you love him.
01:19:38It matters because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:19:50You're fired.
01:19:52Get out of my house.
01:19:55You're fired.
01:20:07You're gone for good, bitch.
01:20:13You never belonged with us, and now it's your turn to go.
01:20:20I played you, and I won.
01:20:23This has nothing to do with you.
01:20:26Oh, honey, this has everything to do with me.
01:20:34I planted the camera in your room, and then I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:20:42And then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:20:50You thought you were better than me.
01:20:53But I always win.
01:20:55All I fucking do is win.
01:21:02A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:21:14Mom, I saved the house.
01:21:18It's too late.
01:21:24Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:21:28Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:21:32That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:21:35You lose everything.
01:21:37Oh, God.
01:21:50Can I help you?
01:21:52What are you doing in that uniform?
01:21:55My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship.
01:21:59I guess he paid a lot of money to get me that job, so...
01:22:04Do you need anything?
01:22:14I have a big tip for you.
01:22:17Seriously?
01:22:19Smile more.
01:22:23Okay.
01:22:29This money feels dirty.
01:22:31I never want to see this check again.
01:22:44Miss me?
01:22:49Miss me?
01:22:53Miss me?
01:22:56Get lost.
01:22:58I deserve that.
01:23:02Look, I wrote us up a new contract, all right?
01:23:05And I think you'll really like it.
01:23:11Is this the deed to my house?
01:23:13Yeah.
01:23:15This morning, I bought it.
01:23:17You bought my house from under us?
01:23:20I put the name on the title.
01:23:23Oh, my God.
01:23:25You put it under my name.
01:23:28It's yours, Jules.
01:23:30It's all yours.
01:23:32But I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:23:37Another condition?
01:23:39What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:23:42Sleep with your boss? Drug your mom?
01:23:45No.
01:23:47But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight.
01:23:57And at 8 p.m.
01:23:59And I want you to wear this.
01:24:13What are you doing here?
01:24:15Noah told me to come.
01:24:17Really?
01:24:18Oh, how pathetic.
01:24:20Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:24:26He's proposing to you?
01:24:28When did you two get back together?
01:24:30Well, it's not official yet.
01:24:32But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:24:35And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:24:39I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:24:43Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:24:48Mia! Jules!
01:24:50I am so happy that both of you are here.
01:24:52Why did you invite me here?
01:24:54To watch you propose to Mia?
01:24:56Propose?
01:24:58Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:25:00Oh, please. The big question.
01:25:03Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:25:07Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:25:11Uh...
01:25:13How did you know about that?
01:25:15Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:25:17And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you were in Jules' fight.
01:25:20You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room?
01:25:24Okay. Fine.
01:25:27Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:25:31But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:25:35What are you going to do? Arrest me?
01:25:37Actually, that's my job.
01:25:39Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:25:42What? You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:25:45These are not what they're for. Call my dad!
01:25:48Daddy!
01:25:50Bye, Mia.
01:25:53If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:25:58That's not why I invited you here.
01:26:03Everybody!
01:26:06What is he doing?
01:26:10I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:26:17And here are my secrets.
01:26:21I scream when I see spiders.
01:26:23I do.
01:26:25And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:26:32And I cannot tell my left from my right.
01:26:34Noah, what are you doing? You look like a crazy person.
01:26:37And I have one more secret.
01:26:41Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:26:48And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:26:50Right here in front of everybody.
01:26:52I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:27:01Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:27:04I didn't. I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:27:08Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:27:19Of course I do.
01:27:21Now, let's party.