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Summer Situationship - Full

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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them,
00:00:10or you hate their guts.
00:00:12For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:19Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:22I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:30The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:33was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:36and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:38I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:41Clean it up, maid.
00:00:48I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:50Do it yourself.
00:00:53That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:57You're paid to serve me.
00:00:59Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:06I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:11I'm glad that phase is over. Right, Emmett?
00:01:14Yeah. She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:16Ha!
00:01:24Oh, you just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:01:34Am I dreaming?
00:01:36No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:42What the hell's going on?
00:01:46Noah?
00:01:47What the hell's going on?
00:01:49Jules came in here to work and she started being really disrespectful
00:01:53and she grabbed me.
00:01:55And then when I pulled my hand away, she just fell.
00:01:58Destiny? Is that what happened?
00:02:01That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:03Shut the fuck up or you're going to end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:02:09Why do you even care?
00:02:11She released a video of you two having sex
00:02:13and I had to jump in and save your reputation before things got out of hand.
00:02:21Mia?
00:02:22Hmm?
00:02:23Give me your phone.
00:02:24What?
00:02:25Give me your phone.
00:02:26No.
00:02:27It's right here. I got you.
00:02:31I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:33Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:37If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:41Noah?
00:02:50I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:52You didn't have to do that.
00:02:54I know.
00:03:02Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:07Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:08Alright, somebody call the police.
00:03:10Dude, we can't.
00:03:11Yes, we can.
00:03:12No, we can't.
00:03:13This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:14Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:18Wake up, slut. Show's over.
00:03:20Mia, if you're not going to help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:22Fine by me. I'll be by the pool.
00:03:24Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:28I'm it.
00:03:32I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:03:36You have to save her.
00:03:40Jules? Jules! Come on!
00:03:43Shit, shit, shit. What do I do?
00:03:45Mouth to mouth. Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:53You okay?
00:03:56Thank God.
00:03:58Alright, let's get you up.
00:04:01I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:04:05Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:04:08I'm fine.
00:04:09Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:10You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:15What are you, a stripper?
00:04:17I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:19You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:04:23and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:25And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts
00:04:30and you're wearing this little dress?
00:04:34What are you trying to do?
00:04:36Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:37Trying to ruin my summer? You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:40I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:46You know what I think?
00:04:48I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:53Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:04:56Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:59And you know what? I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:01So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:05You still want me.
00:05:07Is he coming on to me?
00:05:10Ten bucks says you have a boner just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:15Should we check?
00:05:19You're gonna have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:24Then let's make it easy.
00:05:26Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:28We've been over this a million times. I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:31Yes, you did.
00:05:32And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:37I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:40Mia decided that I was officially cancelled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:45And you let her.
00:05:47Did someone say my name?
00:05:52You two are hooking up?
00:05:54We're not hooking up.
00:05:56Noah's my boyfriend.
00:05:57We're not hooking up.
00:05:59Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:02Be so fucking for real.
00:06:04Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:07It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:10Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:13How convenient.
00:06:16Let the girls talk.
00:06:18After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:29Did you just spit on me?
00:06:32Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:37I'm sorry.
00:06:39I'm sorry.
00:06:41I'm sorry.
00:06:43I'm sorry.
00:06:45I'm sorry.
00:06:47Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:06:53And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:57Especially Noah.
00:07:02Ow!
00:07:04Noah!
00:07:05Did you see that?
00:07:06She shoved me!
00:07:07Oh my god.
00:07:08Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:11I'm always honest.
00:07:13You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:18Thanks, Noey.
00:07:22Fire her.
00:07:31Fire her.
00:07:35Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:38I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:43Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:44She shoved me!
00:07:46And this is my rental too.
00:07:49So, what I say goes.
00:08:00Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:03So you should probably go.
00:08:06I wish things could be different, but I'm not going to beg you to stay.
00:08:11Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:15Jules.
00:08:19Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:08:28I want you to take this.
00:08:30Okay?
00:08:31It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:34I don't want your pity check.
00:08:37My god, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:39This is too humiliating.
00:08:41This is too humiliating.
00:08:43I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:08:57What are you doing home?
00:08:59I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:01No, no.
00:09:03That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:06Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:09:09I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:13Mia?
00:09:15Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:18But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:09:23Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:09:27Everything.
00:09:33I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noey.
00:09:37Please don't call me that.
00:09:40You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:44I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:09:48Mia.
00:09:50Slow down, okay?
00:09:52We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:55What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:59I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:02Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:04Why not?
00:10:06That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:09I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:12What are you still doing here?
00:10:15You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:17Tell me this.
00:10:19Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:10:22Nobody wants you here.
00:10:24I can't back down.
00:10:26Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:28I'm not talking to you.
00:10:30I'm talking to you.
00:10:32I need this job.
00:10:35I need you to choose me.
00:10:36After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:10:40But I do.
00:10:42What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:46What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:49I'll do whatever you want.
00:10:51No, no, no.
00:10:53No one can make him happier than me.
00:10:56Tell her, Noah.
00:10:59Prove it.
00:11:01I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:11:04And I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:07Okay.
00:11:09Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:12And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:11:16Mia.
00:11:18I need to talk to Jules.
00:11:20Alone.
00:11:22Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:30She really has you by the balls.
00:11:33Don't insult me.
00:11:35Or what?
00:11:37You'll spank me?
00:11:39You can leave now.
00:11:41Hey.
00:11:44You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:11:51You're right.
00:11:53Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:57You're fired.
00:12:01You're right.
00:12:03Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:07You're fired.
00:12:13You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:16Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:12:18Hey, where are you going?
00:12:20Jules, you can't just leave! Jules!
00:12:23You can't just leave.
00:12:26You fired me.
00:12:28I can do whatever I want.
00:12:30How about this?
00:12:33You're so hot, I love it when you're ticklish.
00:12:39Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:42Does it look like she's jerking me off?
00:12:49Noah, you come over here. Now.
00:12:56Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:13:00Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:03Don't be prude. It's just a hand job.
00:13:05You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:09Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:14Call him, I'll lead him, and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:26What are you doing?
00:13:27Wait!
00:13:36Guys!
00:13:38What the hell?
00:13:40What the fuck are you...
00:13:45You want your job back?
00:13:47Fuck me.
00:13:51Oh, Jules, you're so hot!
00:13:54Play along.
00:13:55Why would I do that?
00:13:57You want your job back? You've got to earn it.
00:14:00Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:14:09You're crazy.
00:14:11Crazy like a fox.
00:14:15Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:14:19You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:21I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:14:26Noah, come out right now!
00:14:31Oh, yeah, Jules. Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:34I'm coming for the third time!
00:14:37Oh, come on, baby. Show me what you've got.
00:14:44Jules, hand me your shirt. Hand me your shirt. Now, now, now.
00:14:52Oh!
00:15:03Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:15:07Yeah. Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:11You fucking bitch.
00:15:13You can't stay here. You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:16Take it up with Noah.
00:15:18This isn't over.
00:15:21You think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy?
00:15:26You're wrong.
00:15:28I'm going to make your life hell.
00:15:37Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:15:40You know what? I should thank you.
00:15:42Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:15:44Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:15:46Oh, wait. I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:15:51You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:15:53Yeah, me and you. Let's make a bet.
00:15:55We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:15:58Yeah. What about it?
00:16:00If I stay with Jules until the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:16:05Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off. Internship will be yours.
00:16:10Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:16:16Hold on.
00:16:23We need to talk.
00:16:28Emmett, get out.
00:16:34Did I get my job back?
00:16:36Actually, you've been promoted.
00:16:40To be my new girlfriend.
00:16:43You're nuts. I'm not a hooker.
00:16:46You're not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:16:50Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:16:53Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:16:56Well, I changed my mind. Now, I need $100,000.
00:17:02Done. Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:11Give me that.
00:17:13Not yet.
00:17:16I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:20But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:24This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:17:30I'll do it.
00:17:32Great.
00:17:37Let's seal the deal.
00:17:46Okay.
00:18:03I knew you were gonna do it.
00:18:05Just admit it, Jules. You can't resist me.
00:18:11Alright, let's set some ground rules.
00:18:17Okay.
00:18:24Rule number one. No boners.
00:18:28You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:31You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:34Yeah. Just one. No feelings. I don't want things to get complicated.
00:18:43You're my complication, Jules.
00:18:47Do you have any rules for me?
00:18:51Yeah, I do.
00:18:53I have one.
00:18:56No one touches you but me.
00:19:01You don't own me.
00:19:03Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:06While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:10So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:14Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:17Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:19Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:23Let the show begin.
00:19:28Ew.
00:19:30Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:19:34You kicked me out.
00:19:36Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:19:40Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:19:43At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:19:49Mia.
00:19:51Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:19:54This is my house.
00:19:56And Jules is my...
00:20:00I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:02I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:06Hey, Mom.
00:20:08Hey, Mom.
00:20:10Jason!
00:20:12Can we get some fucking service?
00:20:15Dinner is served.
00:20:22Let's fucking go!
00:20:25Yay!
00:20:33Oops.
00:20:35I spilled.
00:20:37Emmett?
00:20:39You wanna help?
00:20:41Yeah?
00:20:50Look at Jules' squab.
00:20:54Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:21:03Noah, are you thirsty?
00:21:08Jules.
00:21:10Take your shirt off.
00:21:38Oops.
00:21:40I spilled a little.
00:21:42Jules.
00:21:44I'm still thirsty.
00:21:54Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:21:57I have to go.
00:22:08If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:22:14Choke on it.
00:22:20Don't run away from me.
00:22:22Don't touch me.
00:22:24Are you mad because I kissed you?
00:22:30Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:22:38You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:22:41Yeah, I know.
00:22:44Now you're gonna strip for me?
00:22:46You're shivering.
00:22:48Come here.
00:23:01Bed's yours tonight. I'll take the couch.
00:23:08Okay.
00:23:27What are you doing here and where is Noah?
00:23:32Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:23:35Destiny, that is your brother.
00:23:37Whatever.
00:23:39I just came by to tell you how happy I am you stole him back from Mia.
00:23:42Mia's your best friend?
00:23:44Yeah. She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:47People contain multitudes.
00:23:50Don't be scared of Mia.
00:23:52She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:23:55And she's jealous of you still.
00:23:58And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:24:02If you know what I mean.
00:24:08I like what you see.
00:24:11I do, actually.
00:24:38What are you doing here?
00:24:40Taking a shower.
00:24:44Remember, you're a woman.
00:24:47You wish.
00:24:53Show's over, pretty boy.
00:24:56I've got some friends coming over. Meet me at the pool.
00:25:08What's with this guy?
00:25:10One minute he's ice cold.
00:25:12Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:25:21Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:25:29Let's give her something to stare at.
00:25:38I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:25:41Everyone's paying attention to her, when they should be paying attention to me.
00:25:45Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:25:48You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:25:51You're right.
00:25:53It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:26:01I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:26:03It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:26:09Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:26:13Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:26:20Mia, would you relax?
00:26:22We're not taking a vote. We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:26:26What's Survivor?
00:26:28A show for old people.
00:26:30Ew! That's so boring.
00:26:32Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:26:36What game is she trying to play?
00:26:39Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:26:42Come on, Mia.
00:26:44We used to be best friends.
00:26:46Can't we just tolerate each other for one summer?
00:26:49You're right.
00:26:51We did used to be best friends.
00:26:53And I have the red receipts to prove it.
00:26:55It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:27:01What are you talking about?
00:27:03I never said anything about-
00:27:05Save it.
00:27:07Proof's right here.
00:27:10And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:27:14Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:27:19I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:27:23I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:27:29Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:27:32Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:27:37They can?
00:27:39I never said that.
00:27:41Mia did.
00:27:43She's framing me with the texts that she sent.
00:27:46Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:27:50Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:27:53Hey, I paid good money for these.
00:27:56Mia, would you knock it off?
00:27:58Jules would never say any of those things, alright?
00:28:01Really? Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:28:04She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:28:07Noah is arrogant and cocky and needs to be the best at everything.
00:28:13Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:28:16You said that about me?
00:28:18I can explain.
00:28:20Just breathe.
00:28:30Bitch!
00:28:32Don't touch me!
00:28:34Get off of me!
00:28:46You are so hot.
00:28:48Say that again with your shirt off.
00:28:50No.
00:29:12Yo!
00:29:14Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:29:18No.
00:29:19No way, dude.
00:29:21I'm just going to distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:29:24She'll come crawling back.
00:29:27Speak of the devil.
00:29:34You hooked up with Jules?
00:29:36Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules!
00:29:39I don't know what's going on.
00:29:41What do you mean, dude? It's pretty fucking clear. You hooked up!
00:29:45Fuck!
00:29:47Yeah, you're fucked.
00:29:49Stop!
00:29:55Did you post this?
00:30:06Jules, did you post this?
00:30:12I don't know.
00:30:14Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:30:17What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:30:20I didn't do anything.
00:30:22Jules, it's a little hard to trust you when my dick is on everybody's phone.
00:30:26You know what?
00:30:28Everyone was right about you.
00:30:30You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:30:33Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:30:35Lose my number.
00:30:37I never want to see you again.
00:30:39Fine. Feelings mutual.
00:30:40Great. You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:30:47Mia, thank God you're here.
00:30:50Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:30:55You're a skank.
00:30:57So get out and don't come back.
00:31:00Help!
00:31:02Help!
00:31:30You... you saved me?
00:31:45That feels better, doesn't it?
00:31:49And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:31:54Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:31:57Go on, Jules. Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:32:01Jules, tell Emmett to leave. We have to talk.
00:32:06Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:32:15One step closer to making her mine.
00:32:24Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:32:27I can explain everything.
00:32:29Good. Explain. Now.
00:32:37You're a hottie, you know that?
00:32:39Takes one to know one.
00:32:42Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:32:50You're right. We shouldn't tell anyone.
00:32:54Trust me, we won't stay secret for long.
00:32:59I can keep you to myself even if I try.
00:33:13You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:33:17That way everyone can see it.
00:33:18That way everyone can see it.
00:33:20But for right now, it's party time.
00:33:30OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:33:34I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:33:38How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:33:41You don't know him like I do.
00:33:44If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:33:46Ew, spare me the visual.
00:33:49I thought you hated that guy.
00:33:51Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:33:55He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:33:58But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:34:02More than I ever liked anyone.
00:34:05The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:34:09Except for the one about you.
00:34:11I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:34:14That's true.
00:34:17Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:34:30Is that true?
00:34:34It's true.
00:34:36I liked you.
00:34:38Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:34:41I mean, really.
00:34:42All right, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:34:45So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:34:48Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:34:52I guess you can't.
00:34:55There's no way for me to prove it.
00:35:03I know it was a really long time ago.
00:35:06But when I really think about it,
00:35:08I really liked you, Jules.
00:35:09I really did.
00:35:13You give those two until the end of today?
00:35:16To what, bone?
00:35:19They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:35:22It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:35:24I don't think they remember you exist.
00:35:30Then I'll make them remember.
00:35:40Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:35:43You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:35:45When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blows you.
00:36:10She's never kissed me like that.
00:36:13My turn.
00:36:25No smoke.
00:36:27Looks like we have to kiss.
00:36:34Rude.
00:36:36Rude.
00:36:55Keep the circle moving.
00:36:58If you want to really piss me off,
00:37:00kiss me like you mean it.
00:37:06Get off me.
00:37:08Dude, I took her virginity.
00:37:10What's a little peck?
00:37:13Why would you tell everyone that?
00:37:15Remember that six-peck you bought me for doing the deed?
00:37:23Hey, Jules! Jules!
00:37:25You're a pig!
00:37:27Hey, Emmett is lying, okay? He's lying.
00:37:29I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:37:31But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:35You have feelings for me?
00:37:41I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:37:43But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:45You have feelings for me?
00:37:47Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:37:49You do?
00:37:51Yeah, I have all the feelings.
00:37:53Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:37:56You're a dick!
00:37:58Yeah, but you know what? Sometimes, Jules,
00:38:00sometimes you make me really happy.
00:38:02Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:38:05I broke your trust.
00:38:07And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:38:10What do you mean?
00:38:12I mean I trusted you when you let me down,
00:38:14and now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:38:18Do you want to get back together?
00:38:21You said no feelings.
00:38:23Yeah, you're right.
00:38:27So tell me you want to be with me.
00:38:29Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:38:31Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:38:33Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:38:35Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:38:42Well, looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:38:45Ew, why is he so obsessed with her?
00:38:48Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:38:50I didn't know she was poor.
00:38:52Mm-hmm.
00:38:54Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:38:57And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital
00:39:01that her mother still owes money to.
00:39:02Maybe we should take Jill shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:39:05Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:39:08Yes, yes, that's a great idea.
00:39:10You should go do that right now.
00:39:12Yes!
00:39:18It's not that easy.
00:39:20Stop avoiding the question.
00:39:22I'm not avoiding it.
00:39:24Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:39:29What do you mean?
00:39:30I mean Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:39:34Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:39:37She was about to answer a very important question.
00:39:40I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:39:42but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:39:46or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:39:49We can talk later, I promise.
00:40:01The girls go shopping.
00:40:04Saturdays are for the boys.
00:40:08Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:40:11I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:40:16Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:40:20It was tailored for sigmas, like me.
00:40:24The internship is mine.
00:40:26Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:40:28Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:40:40If it isn't my favorite customer.
00:40:43Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:40:47Oh my God, it's gorgeous.
00:40:50I'm going to go try this on.
00:40:59Ah! You ordered the wrong size!
00:41:03Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:41:06No, you didn't. That's impossible. It doesn't fit.
00:41:09Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:41:11What are you doing?
00:41:13I'm shopping.
00:41:15Do you not remember me?
00:41:17I used to be in here all the time.
00:41:19Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:41:22She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:41:24Well, what Mia says goes.
00:41:26So your money's no good here.
00:41:28You know what? You're right.
00:41:31I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:41:35That's it. You're out.
00:41:38Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me. I'm just going to take out the trash.
00:41:42Trash?
00:41:44That's my girlfriend.
00:41:50Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:41:55See this car?
00:41:58Has no spending limit.
00:42:00My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:42:03And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:42:06No way, this is mine!
00:42:08Oh, are you going to purchase it?
00:42:10No, not with this janky little zipper.
00:42:12Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:42:28What do you think?
00:42:33Noah?
00:42:35Will you come help zip me up?
00:42:39Of course.
00:42:46You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:42:49Is it too expensive?
00:42:51No.
00:42:53It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:42:59Well, aren't you going to thank me?
00:43:08Thank you, Noah.
00:43:11You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:43:14Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:43:22Put the dress on my card.
00:43:23Excuse me.
00:43:25I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:43:30I bet she stole it.
00:43:32I would never.
00:43:34Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:43:37Fine.
00:43:39Whatever, Mia.
00:43:54See? Told ya.
00:44:00I don't know how that got there.
00:44:03Well, she stole it.
00:44:05And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:44:10Call the police.
00:44:12Don't call the police.
00:44:14This is all my fault.
00:44:16No, it's not.
00:44:18Yes, it is.
00:44:20I wanted to say something.
00:44:21It is.
00:44:23I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:44:26But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:44:29You can't do this.
00:44:31It's a waste of money.
00:44:33Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:44:35It's worth it, trust me.
00:44:37And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:44:40Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:44:42Please and thank you.
00:44:44Huh.
00:44:50You ready?
00:44:52No, I can't.
00:44:54Okay.
00:44:56There he is.
00:44:58Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:45:01Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:45:03Well, enjoy it while it lasts, because after tonight, I'll have that little slut begging for me.
00:45:11Watch your mouth.
00:45:13Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:45:15Okay, dude.
00:45:17Jules was mine first.
00:45:19I dumped her, okay?
00:45:21It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:45:23Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:45:27Okay, all right.
00:45:29Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:45:31Yeah?
00:45:33I get Jules' panties off.
00:45:35By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the Summer House.
00:45:39Fine.
00:45:40Don't hook up with Jules.
00:45:42I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:45:44I don't even want you looking at her.
00:45:46Deal.
00:45:51You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:45:54Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:46:03Eat shit.
00:46:05Hey.
00:46:07Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:46:11Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:46:13Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:46:25Hey.
00:46:31Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:46:33I don't know. Jules.
00:46:36You didn't answer my question.
00:46:38About what?
00:46:40The music in here.
00:46:42Because I think it sucks.
00:46:44Jules.
00:46:46Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:46:48For real.
00:46:50No contracts and no money. I mean it.
00:46:53I need Jules to come with me.
00:46:55Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:46:57Like I care.
00:46:59I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:47:03I'm sorry.
00:47:05We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:47:07Have fun.
00:47:08Here. Put this on.
00:47:10I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:47:16You're crazy.
00:47:18Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:47:24You're on.
00:47:31Follow me.
00:47:32Follow me.
00:47:38Let the show begin.
00:47:49You think you're hot shit?
00:47:51Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:47:55Everyone in the club get hot and happy.
00:47:58Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:48:03The rules are simple.
00:48:05Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:48:10And you get to vote on who is hotter.
00:48:33Yeah.
00:48:35Come on.
00:48:37Come on.
00:48:40Come on.
00:48:42Come on.
00:49:03Come on.
00:49:16Top that.
00:49:18Come on.
00:49:31Top that.
00:49:43You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:49:45Show them off.
00:49:47Show them off.
00:49:49Show them off.
00:49:53I'm the hottest guy here.
00:49:55Tell him.
00:49:57Show them off.
00:49:59Show them off.
00:50:01Come on.
00:50:03Come on.
00:50:05Come on.
00:50:07Top that.
00:50:10Come on.
00:50:12Top that.
00:50:14Show them off.
00:50:15Woo!
00:50:17Yo, Jason!
00:50:19Dude, I need the Lady Killer special, now.
00:50:22Yeah?
00:50:24I got you.
00:50:28Here's a tip.
00:50:30And the winner of the lap dance contest is.
00:50:37And the winner of the lap dance contest is Mia!
00:50:45Woo!
00:50:48As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:50:53I can deal with public humiliation,
00:50:55but I can't deal with public heartbreak.
00:51:01Jules, wait.
00:51:07You look upset.
00:51:10What are you, my therapist?
00:51:12Fuck off.
00:51:13No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:51:18Jules, I have something that can make you feel better.
00:51:26What is that?
00:51:27Oh, good times?
00:51:29Come on, Jules.
00:51:31You want to have some fun?
00:51:33No, thanks.
00:51:34Oh, bup, bup, bup, bup.
00:51:36Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:51:39Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me
00:51:42alone until I do this.
00:51:44Better play along.
00:51:54Bottoms up.
00:51:57Cheers.
00:51:59All right.
00:52:01Now turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:52:03Come on.
00:52:04I'm going to go change.
00:52:09Destin.
00:52:11Have you seen Jules?
00:52:12I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:52:14Emmett was with her.
00:52:17That little shit.
00:52:25Don't move.
00:52:32What do you think you're doing?
00:52:33Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:52:36Both know you want this.
00:52:38Be gentle.
00:52:40Just like our first time, remember?
00:52:42Back off.
00:52:44Relax, baby.
00:52:45Let that E kick in.
00:52:47You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:52:49Oh.
00:52:50I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:52:53Let go of me.
00:52:54This is just going to take a minute.
00:52:57Oh, yeah, that's right.
00:52:57Moan for me.
00:52:58I mean.
00:53:01Jules?
00:53:03Jules, are you in there?
00:53:05Noah, help me.
00:53:10Noah, help me.
00:53:13Emmett, get off of her.
00:53:17You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:53:19What's the big deal now, huh?
00:53:24Emmett, she doesn't want you.
00:53:26What are you doing?
00:53:27She wants me so bad, dude.
00:53:29Even if she won't say so.
00:53:37Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:53:39I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:53:43Wait, stop.
00:53:48This asshole isn't worth it.
00:53:50OK.
00:54:06You look like shit.
00:54:09Jules just kicked my ass.
00:54:11All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:54:14Hey.
00:54:16Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:54:23Leah, stop.
00:54:26This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:54:30Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:54:31Be so fucking for real.
00:54:33Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:54:36You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:54:40And you know what?
00:54:43He's coming back to the house with me tonight.
00:54:46Mia, sit down.
00:54:48Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again,
00:54:52I will kill you.
00:54:54OK, Noah, let's go.
00:54:55Let's go.
00:55:01I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:55:04Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:55:06Ow.
00:55:08You're hurt.
00:55:09Let me help you.
00:55:20I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:55:23I don't want to hurt you.
00:55:25I don't want to hurt you.
00:55:27I don't want to hurt you.
00:55:29I don't want to hurt you.
00:55:33I don't want to hurt you.
00:55:44I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:55:46I mean, you just never know what those pills
00:55:48could have been laced with.
00:55:49Really.
00:55:50I didn't take them.
00:55:52You didn't take the pills?
00:55:59You know, I got something better than E.
00:56:01It's twice as fun, and I've been saving it just for you.
00:56:13What are you trying to give me?
00:56:19Rocky Road.
00:56:22Ow!
00:56:23Hey, I got you ice cream, and this is how you repay me?
00:56:26How are you capable of being an asshole
00:56:29even when you're trying to be nice?
00:56:32I'm not an asshole.
00:56:33No, you're the king of assholes.
00:56:37You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak
00:56:40makes me the king of assholes, but whatever.
00:56:48I gotta show you something.
00:56:50I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:57:07And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:57:15It worked.
00:57:20I've wanted you all summer.
00:57:31Stop breathing.
00:57:33I need you now.
00:57:37What if somebody sees?
00:57:43Everybody's at the club.
00:57:44I'm taking you upstairs.
00:57:48It's all right.
00:58:18Hi, Mrs. Allen. It's Mia. Yeah, Noah's girlfriend. He was hinting at proposing to me soon, and
00:58:33we would just love it if you were here for it. Okay, bye.
00:58:49Hey, sleepyhead. What are you doing up so early? I thought I wore you out last night.
00:58:58I'm ready for another round. Hey, can you knock? Can you put your boner away? Get up!
00:59:06Get up! Get up, get up, get up! Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up. It's worse
00:59:11than a fire! Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
00:59:24You're fucking with me. What's the big deal? Uh, there's the drugs. And the mess. And you.
00:59:29What about me? She, like, totally thinks you're a slut. But, like, in a bad way. Look, my
00:59:33mom knows about the sex tape, and she blames you for the whole thing. I need to get out
00:59:38of here. I'll hide Jules. I'll distract Mom. Yo, Jason, I'm gonna go hide Jules. Do not
00:59:46let my mom know that we're here, alright? Tell me when the coast is clear. Got it.
00:59:57Get your brother. Now.
01:00:06Boy! Boy! Noah! Uh...
01:00:14My baby boy! Mom! Hi! Hey! Mom!
01:00:21My baby boy! Mom! Hi! Hey! Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto. Mia called
01:00:30and said she needed the family ring. To propose!
01:00:39Why are you hiding in a closet? None of your business. Okay, well, I was just looking for
01:00:47you because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
01:00:53I can't wait for you to propose to Mia. What is that slut doing here?
01:01:03You're the girl from the sex tape! Get out of this house! Mom. Noah, a little help? Uh,
01:01:09Mom, this is Jules and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:01:18Yes! It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son. Well, it's nice to see you
01:01:25with your clothes on. Lisa, my second mommy! We need to talk about engagement plans. Oh
01:01:34yes, we do. You're marrying Mia now? I have no idea what got into her head. I am so sorry,
01:01:43okay? But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her. Look, just play
01:01:47along for a couple hours, okay? Please?
01:01:50My head hurts. Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin? Yeah, I have some
01:02:05in my purse. Oh, thanks.
01:02:12She's weird.
01:02:21Water. Water. I need water. Jules, what did you give my mom? Aspirin. Aspirin? It's so
01:02:33hot in here. Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin? Hey, I have an idea. Why don't
01:02:45we invite some of your hot friends over? I'm feeling like a cougar. That's enough.
01:02:52I've got to talk to you. Let's go. Jules, what is wrong with her? Your mom took the
01:02:58drugs that Emmett gave me at the club. No way. You gave her those? I didn't give them.
01:03:03She found them. Should we call an ambulance? No fucking way, Jules. She hates you already.
01:03:09What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs? Where did she
01:03:14go?
01:03:15Mom, get out of the pool. No way, it feels so good. Oh, wait, no. I'm drowning. Mia,
01:03:44save me. Absolutely not. I'm not going in there. Will you save me?
01:04:15Here, I brought you some tea. I was wrong about you. I'd much rather see my son with
01:04:27you than a girl like Mia. Thank you for taking care of her. I hope I was a good maid. Yeah,
01:04:43I should give you a raise. Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds? You know,
01:04:49maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter. I still got to pay you to hang out with me. No feelings,
01:04:59remember? I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me. I'll tear it up right now.
01:05:12I mean it. I need that money more than I want you. When my dad died, he left my family
01:05:22with thousands of dollars in medical debt. If I don't get that money, then my mom will
01:05:27lose her house. So it was really always just about the money? Really? When I started our
01:05:35relationship, it was about the money, but now I can't make it real because of that same
01:05:40money. Come with me. I want to give you the money. Not as your boss, as your boyfriend.
01:06:01Because I want to give you everything. I don't know what to say. Just let me take care of
01:06:11you. And tell me that you love me. I don't think I can say it. Let me take care of you.
01:06:27It's the least you can do. Fine. You can take care of me, okay? And you don't have to tell
01:06:37me that you love me. I know you do. Good morning, everyone. Oh my God, Lisa, you're okay. Oh,
01:06:49I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you. I was just leaving. You're
01:06:56not leaving, Jules. We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life. After your little
01:07:04sex video was released, at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:07:10But after you saved me, all I can say is, welcome to the family. You were supposed to
01:07:24give me your family ring. That was before you left me to drown. I'm off to see my new
01:07:32boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun. Adios. Bye, Mom. I'll figure out a way to break you two
01:07:46up. Good luck with that. I don't need luck. I have a really big brain. There must be something
01:08:00incriminating in here. What is this? Ew, what died in here? My manhood. Listen, I have
01:08:20something juicy for you. Really? I don't like to read. It's a contract between Jules and
01:08:29Noah. They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:08:35That's cheating. Oh, great. You finally figured it out. Good boy. I think it's time for you
01:08:43to cheat too. I thought this was summer vacation. I know, I know. But I've got to work on my
01:08:56presentation for the Lehman internship. What up, lovebirds? Emmett, I thought I told you
01:09:05I'd kill you if I saw you. You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests. Who are
01:09:12you? I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands. Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet
01:09:27you. What are you doing here? Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house
01:09:32setup. I'm a guy who likes to party. The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy. I'd like
01:09:41to be your friend. Noah, can you help out your friend here? He seems a little confused.
01:09:54Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town? I'm a high profile guy who likes to get
01:10:00in lots of trouble, and Emmett promised me lots of trouble. The next intern for Lehman
01:10:07Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained. I get bored easy. Your interview for Lehman
01:10:16Corp starts now. Interview starts now. Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship. Well,
01:10:27I'll see you in the office. Hey, how about I show you out to the pool? That's where all
01:10:32the babes are rocking their swimsuits. That's the guy you want to work for? He's a total
01:10:44clown. Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry, and if
01:10:51I work for him, my career will be made. But don't you already have enough money? Jules,
01:10:56I had a 4.0 GPA. I was the captain of every sports team I was on, and I networked like
01:11:02a motherfucker. I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and
01:11:06have my own career. And then our sex tape got released, and all my job prospects were
01:11:13completely toast. The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation. Jules, I need
01:11:19this internship, and so do you. Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000. You lied
01:11:27to me. No, I didn't lie to you. I just didn't tell you everything. I'm sorry. Everybody,
01:11:38let's get the party started! Looks like I found my lady for the night. I've met a lot
01:11:55of pretty girls. There's something special about you. You're so beautiful. Thanks, but
01:12:05I'm taken. I'm not trying to marry you. Noah, tell me, who snatched this hottie up? That'd
01:12:15be me. You're a lucky man. I know. How long is he going to be here? I'll protect you.
01:12:29Look at here. The happy little couple. From soulmates to soulmates. Emmett, Noah and I
01:12:41are talking. Can you go entertain your little friend? Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate
01:12:47the big man. Yeah, he's finally going to win her bet. What bet? What bet? I told Noah
01:12:57that if you guys could make it throughout the summer, I would drop out of the internship
01:13:01pool. That's not true. Yeah, it is. I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so I recorded
01:13:09the whole thing. You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass. I don't want to hear it. Yeah,
01:13:18I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah. I was nothing
01:13:24but a bet to you. I was nothing but a bet to you. I was nothing but a check to you.
01:13:33Both of you can fuck off. Chicks, dude. I'm going to kick your fucking ass. I wouldn't
01:13:43want to do that in front of our special guest. I don't care about anybody except Jules. You're
01:13:50pathetic. Whatever, dude. What were you thinking? That Noah would fall in love with you and
01:14:01save your family? I've been waiting all day to get you alone. You're a sexy girl. We could
01:14:11have a lot of fun. I don't have time for that shit. Then make time. There's a tradition
01:14:16at Lehman. The boys share their toys, and I want to play with you. I don't want to be
01:14:24played with. If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job. The only reason
01:14:30why Noah made his bet was to get this job. Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear
01:14:36him out. What do I have to do? Let me borrow you for the night. In your dreams, perv. Mia,
01:14:50you know where Jules is? Ugh, you're still caught up on that skank? Maybe this outfit
01:14:56would change your mind. Mia, a lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you. Get it through
01:15:02your head. I want to be with Jules. Why do you like her so much? I don't like her. I
01:15:11love her. You know, I feel sorry for you for falling in love with such a liar. You know
01:15:19she planted that sex tape, right? Yeah, well, she said she didn't. I found your girlfriend.
01:15:33If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job? Yes, and it's the only way you'd
01:15:42get him. We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom. My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:15:49Wait, now I know where I recognize you. Damn, you were great. Just one kiss. That's all
01:16:00it takes to get your boyfriend the little job. Don't play it hard to get. Get off of
01:16:15her. Get off of her. Let me have my fun, then you can take your turn. If you don't leave
01:16:25her alone, I'm going to break your fingers. You wouldn't dare. You little shit. You'll
01:16:32never work for Lehman. Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there because I would rather
01:16:36fuck a literal cheese grater than work with any of you pervs at Lehman. You'll be hearing
01:16:42from my lawyer about my hand. You want to mess with me? You want to mess with me? Yeah,
01:16:46why don't you sue me and let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing
01:16:50young girls around. You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this. Please,
01:16:55don't tell my wife. Get out of my face, old man. How could you do that to me, Jules? How
01:17:12could you do that to me, Jules? It wasn't what it looked like. Don't lie to me. I saw
01:17:17you kiss him back. I didn't kiss him. But even if I did, you made a bet with Emmett
01:17:25about our relationship. You were getting money out of the deal, so why does it matter? Tell
01:17:32him that he's a good kisser and you want him right now. Tell him you love him. It matters
01:17:39because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole. You're fired. Get out of
01:17:53my house. You're gone for good, bitch. You never belonged with us, and now it's your
01:18:18turn to go. I played you, and I won. This has nothing to do with you. Oh, honey, this
01:18:28has everything to do with me. I planted the camera in your room, and then I got the sex
01:18:40tape of you and Noah, and then I uploaded it for everyone to see. You thought you were
01:18:51better than me, but I always win. All I fucking do is win. A miserable bitch like you will
01:19:03never win. Mom, I saved the house. It's too late. Maybe we can call the bank and figure
01:19:26something out. Someone bought it out from under us just this morning. That's what happens
01:19:32when you lose sight of your goal. You lose everything. Oh, God.
01:19:49Can I help you? What are you doing in that uniform? My dad cut me off after I lost the
01:19:56Andrew Lehman internship. I guess he paid a lot of money to get me that job, so... Do
01:20:03you need anything? I have a big tip for you. Seriously? Smile more.
01:20:25This money feels dirty. I never want to see this check again.
01:20:40Miss me?
01:20:45Miss me?
01:20:46Get lost. I deserve that. Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright? And I think you
01:21:00really like it. Is this the deed to my house? Yeah. This morning, I bought it. You bought
01:21:13my house from under us? Look at the name on the title. Oh, my God. You put it under
01:21:22my name. It's yours, Jules. It's all yours. But I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:21:32Another condition? What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again? Sleep with
01:21:38your boss? Drug your mom? No. But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight
01:21:53at 8 p.m. And I want you to wear this.
01:22:09What are you doing here? Noah told me to come. Really? Oh, how pathetic. Noah's throwing
01:22:17me an engagement party. He's proposing to you? When did you two get back together? Well,
01:22:26it's not official yet, but he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:22:31And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing. I guess after spending the
01:22:36entire summer being bored to death by you, Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:22:44Mia! Jules! I am so happy that both of you are here. Why did you invite me here? To watch
01:22:50you propose to Mia? Propose? Who said anything about proposing to you? Oh, please. It's a
01:22:57big question. Yeah, I do have a big question. Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules
01:23:05and I? Uh, how did you know about that? Well, because I made a huge mistake. And when you
01:23:14were leaving the summer house, I heard you were in Jules' fight. You know, the one where
01:23:18you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room? Okay, fine. Yeah, I planted the
01:23:25camera and I uploaded the video to the internet, but I just wanted to watch your relationship
01:23:29blow up in all your faces. What are you going to do? Arrest me? Actually, that's my job.
01:23:35Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn. What? You're not actually doing this,
01:23:40are you? These are not what they're for. Call my dad! Daddy! Bye, Mia. If you invited me
01:23:50to watch that, I appreciate it. That's not why I invited you here. Everybody! What is
01:24:02he doing? I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets. And here are my secrets.
01:24:16I scream when I see spiders. I do. And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was
01:24:24so scared I just left it there. And I cannot tell my left from my right. Noah, what are
01:24:31you doing? You look like a crazy person. And I have one more secret. Jules, I am stupidly
01:24:39in love with you. And I want to make it official, Jules, right here in front of everybody. I
01:24:48want everyone to know what you are to me. Yes, Noah, I'll be your girlfriend. Even if
01:24:57I'm an asshole? It's part of your charm. I love you. I love you right back.
01:25:09Everybody, let's get this party started!