Canada's Drag Race Season 5 Episode 6
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00:00The distract race you're gonna show us where it's at in girl group
00:14Michaela couture this is where you shine. This is where you come alive. Congratulations
00:21The queen i've decided to save is helena
00:25Xana shantay you stay jaylene sashay away
00:37I just sent jaylene home. I'm feeling heartbroken the loss of someone who is so important to me
00:43So important to this community and so important to these other girls
00:48Not the redaction. Oh my god, fuck you
00:51redacted
00:54Remember the power inside of you it is to be you all my relations the mother of season five
01:01jaylene
01:04We love you jaylene
01:09Oh lord, let's sit down now that i've been in the bottom twice i'm holding up that mirror and be like girl
01:14What the fuck are you doing? Let's big you up. Just one more time, dude. Thank you, baby because this black excellence down
01:25Stand up. Yeah, give us a twirl. Give us a twerk. Yeah, give us a twerk
01:36Work work
01:38Michaela, I want to thank you for that opportunity to be in the bottom
01:43I know that sounds really fucking weird, but I truly needed that kick in the pants and coming from you
01:49That's really fierce. So I love it. So thank you. Yeah, absolutely. We got like
01:54Four queens here that have officially taken a win one that's taken two wins. Oh, wait, that's me
02:00Yeah, we know and uma is definitely hungry
02:05Am I hungry for the win i'm always hungry
02:08I know that I have a win in me
02:10I know that it's gonna come because at some point i'm gonna do better than all of you
02:15Did you expect it to come in the last half of the competition?
02:18Someone said it earlier. You can scarlet bobo your way to the top period bitch. I don't
02:24Exactly. We'll see how you do uma
02:28We do need to get out of motherfucking drag because this wig is tight miss mama
02:35We're past the halfway point
02:37I am here to
02:39Score my points put the puck in the basket get my touchdown and make the crowd go. Woo
02:45Bye
02:46I had so much fun
02:48Goodbye
02:50The winner of canada's drag race receives the pleasure of
02:57$100,000 thanks to trojan
02:59with tracy mel shor
03:01brad goreski
03:03and brooklyn heights
03:04With tonight's extra special guest judge steph tolan
03:09Me
03:19I'm a passenger i'm driving. It's a new day in the workroom and not to bottom shame, but I won't be doing that again
03:25I'm feeling really happy to still be here and show everyone why I was the right choice for the beaver
03:32We've lost a member of the beaver lodge, but we've gained a member of the beaver lives. I love beaver
03:37What's it like getting the beaver it's nice she's got a she's got a bit of a rough texture
03:44No, but thank you for the beaver. Michaela any time
03:48so
03:49Miss brooklyn had a couple notes again for miss perla about the mug on the stage. Oh my god
03:55Now we have to talk about something though your makeup. Oh, is it still too pale out? So pale? Oh fuck
04:02Oh again again again, I thought I went a little a little paler
04:07Perla forgot to put on blush yesterday and brooklyn let her have it. You know what fair game fair game
04:13I just gotta I gotta stay away from the clown white powder since this is a learning opportunity for everybody in the room
04:18Does anybody have any other critiques for perla or anybody in this cast about what they're doing and what they should be doing?
04:24You're so nasty
04:27Xana will be reading you down if she's in the bottom or if she's in the top
04:29She doesn't really care she could be safe and she still has so much to say
04:38Canada
04:39She didn't already didn't had her
04:42My celestial starlets if you want fortune and fame
04:46Get your head up in the game
04:49But stardom comes with a catch
04:52So freshen up that sickening snatch
04:55Oh
04:59That one wasn't so cryptic it's time. Hey queenie
05:06Come on sparkly
05:09As drag queens we've all had to turn a blind eye to a sister when we didn't want to hurt her feelings
05:15but today i'm granting you all 2020 vision because
05:21The library
05:23Is open
05:26You know the rules treat your sisters like books check them out break their spines and read them to filth
05:35Because reading is what?
05:39Now which one of you bitches is ready to get book clubbed hey, you want to go first let's do it
05:46Xana
05:48I know I could stand here and make jokes about like you wanting a win so bad
05:52But the judges have been laughing at that for six weeks. So
05:57Micaela couture i'm your friend. It's true. But the only couture I see is isis's coattails
06:05Let's make some noise for the nepo baby of season five
06:09Micaela
06:14Helena you make me feel right at home because you remind me of this beautiful french canadian expression and it goes like this
06:26Micaela and virgo you are two young
06:30Queens, I don't know if it makes me feel like very young or very old, but it definitely makes me feel very
06:38smart
06:42Uma
06:43I thought you were the funny girl mini wang. I was saving this read for jayleen, but I sent her home. So
06:50Babe, are you lost? The golden girls reboot is the next lot over
06:56That was
07:00Perla
07:01I'm, so excited. This is just a piece of advice. Yes. Stop smoking. You're gonna die
07:06Hey speed it up, I mean that's true
07:09Xana do or xana don't xana, how about you just shut the fuck up?
07:15Okay
07:17And miss virgo hey bubba she is the beyonce and out of drag you look like the gay jay-z
07:24Okay
07:27Miss perla, hi, I have one word for you. I'm ready gremlin
07:31I'm ready to be a queen
07:35Y'all this is one of my favorite movies. This is like a compliment to me
07:39Helena you're just so so sweet. I love you. Just make sure your outfits on the runway are a little more cohesive
07:44That's all I can tell you
07:46That was just really from my heart
07:49This is embarrassing
07:51Brooklyn is smiling and laughing at the uncomfortability of this flop of a fucking reading challenge
07:57We couldn't even toast a piece of bread with the heat we were sending on these girls
08:00Reading challenge was coming, right? I tried she probably wants to read us to fucking filth right now
08:06All right, let's go
08:08minnie wang
08:09You remind me of my childhood fireplace. You're warm comforting sparkly
08:15painted brick
08:18Okay, that was good micaela nepo baby couture
08:22All right. Did you know that she loves theme parks? I did not. Yeah, she's on an emotional roller coaster about two times a day
08:29That's true
08:30Now I was going to bring up perla's reservoir tip hat and how it's very on brand with our trojan hundred thousand dollar
08:37Prize, but she didn't wear it today. Helena. Fuck you. I love my condom hats
08:41Uma god, you know uma it was hard to come up with a read for you because I really think you have the full package
08:46You have charisma
08:48Uniqueness talent and the nerve to wear that ugly fucking wig during this layoffs
08:55Yay
08:57Thank you, helena
08:59Thank you for jokes. Finally
09:01I'm, sorry canada. That wasn't the reading challenge y'all deserve
09:06Queens one of you was a real book burner and literally just one of you
09:13The winner of today's mini challenge is elena
09:21You have won $2,500 courtesy of the men's room, thank you men's room. Yeah
09:27These queens really made it easy for me. Thanks for flopping so hard
09:31Because I got $2,500 now
09:34period
09:35Now I know you're quite the flamers, but can you actually make a fire?
09:41Because for this week's maxi challenge you'll need to set hollywood north ablaze
09:48In the snatch game
09:51Oh
09:52Serve your most sickening celebrity impression as you fill in those blanks to survive
09:57Make us laugh or you could be next off the island racers start your engines and may the best snatch win
10:07Match game
10:09You see who can deliver
10:12And who will absolutely trip on their heels fall on their face and break their nose that really?
10:17Shook my confidence a bit. We really gotta make sure we're doing it today
10:22and like making brooklyn proud because
10:25She's disappointed at this point. Luckily. The snatch game is not about reading. Yeah, but it's still about being funny
10:32That we clearly can't do
10:34You know what the game is about making brook laugh and even when we bombed she laughed a little
10:40Right
10:41That was some optimism that none of us need to hold on to uma
10:45I'm shocked that you didn't do well in that reading challenge. I am a nice lady
10:50Yeah, I thought you were gonna like dominate smart enough not to try to get in a fight with any of you
10:56But who's everyone doing for snatch game? My first choice is d grunig
11:02Oh my god, the rainbow sponge the rainbow sponge lady
11:06See, I knew one person in the room was gonna get it my
11:10option that i'm
11:11In love with is jennifer tilly
11:14Oh major. Okay voice of an angel. Can you do the voice? I can do the voice very well, actually
11:23I'm feeling pretty good
11:24Especially because my other competitors are feeling a little nervous about this
11:28One of my options is leah michelle, but my other option is betty page. Oh work
11:33She's like an underground fetish model that like only took photos. So no one actually really knows who she is personality-wise
11:40So that kind of gives me like a little bit of an open field to play around in if I wish my number one
11:46Is the icon star legend mary-kate olsen? Okay, the olsens are already a joke in themselves now making mary-kate
11:53Funny will be super easy. I have two options. I have tiffany pollard miss new york
12:00Which has been done before but it has not been done. Well, my second character is oprah winfrey
12:07Okay
12:09That's a choice
12:11oprah is known for her integrity her her
12:15nuance her beauty
12:17She's not really funny though. My uh, first option is
12:21chairman mao
12:23chinese communist dictator
12:27He's chinese i'm chinese I can draw on
12:31All of my cultural background all of those stereotypes. I can parody them and only I can do them because i'm asian
12:39ding
12:40I have a couple of options here
12:43But i'm thinking the fun option is going to be doing the toronto man while guan sweet bits drake
12:50from the six
12:52Drake is just like a fun challenge
12:55but the more like
12:57Easier option or one i'm more comfortable with is doing the honorable judge
13:02lynn toyler
13:04Now she's like a tv personality kind of like judge judy
13:08Yeah, um and she talks like this she just like you know what I mean?
13:10Like I i'm her 24 7 you probably do want to try something to show that you have the range
13:17But does she have the range but does she have the?
13:26Welcome to the snatch game
13:29I'm your host brooklyn heights and I think a mosquito just bit my blank
13:34Let's meet our players. He's the daddy. I'd like to blank. It's brad goreski
13:40Blank you. Thank you very much snatch is a perfect way to describe her. It's tracy. Mel shore
13:46Snatch me if you can. Ooh
13:49Now let's give a big bonjour. Aloha to our panel of stars
13:54She's every murderous doll's favorite bride. It's actress jennifer tilly. Oh my gosh. Hi brooklyn
14:00I'm, so excited to be here today. Will you be my valentine?
14:04I'll be a valentine any day you like
14:07I love that
14:09It's iconic talk show host oprah
14:13Thank you. Thank you bro. I'm so excited to be here on the snatch game
14:19Yes, oprah, what's your favorite thing right now feeling like i'm 21
14:2420 you feel like you're 21
14:26Absolutely. Well, you look amazing. How old are you? Actually, that's a secret just for me
14:32It usually takes two but today we have the one and only mary kate olsen. Oh my god
14:40I'm, so happy to play the snatch game
14:44Tell me how has being a child star prepared you for this moment
14:48Honestly, I just know where to look in the camera. And where is the camera? I'm wearing sunglasses. You tell me
14:55Please rise for the honorable judge lynn toller
15:00Hello. Hello court is in session
15:03Are we going to be sentencing some bitches today? That's my favorite thing to do. I love it
15:07She'll squeeze and squeeze and squeeze. It's sponge expert d. Grunegg
15:13Hi
15:14I'm, so excited to be here today
15:16I can tell you seem very excited
15:18Most people know me and for my for my my technicolor
15:23Sponges. Uh-huh, and they might be wondering why i'm here today. I know I am
15:27I'm launching a brand new line of sponges for makeup. Oh my gosh. Well, i'm so excited to learn all about this
15:34Next up. It's 1950s pin-up model. Betty page
15:41Oh my gosh, I was not expecting that voice, you know, some people don't like my voice so I just try to stay quiet
15:47But not today
15:49People said I had a weird voice. Holy shit
15:52What's that in your hand? Oh, this is my pussy stick for punishing
15:57Oh
15:59What a naughty girl. He's getting communasty
16:02It's founder of the people's republic of china chairman. Mao. Hello. You're very beautiful, man
16:09Thank you so much. Your head look like golden doodle golden doodle, you know
16:15I've been told that before and it's been so long since i've gotten a compliment
16:20Well, i'm excited for you all to play the snatch game here is our first question
16:24Clueless cleo is having a tough time getting rescued because instead of writing sos on the beach. She wrote blank
16:33All right, what do you think brad she wrote bye
16:37bye
16:38Well, let's see how our celebrities answered starting with jennifer tilly
16:43So I think clueless cleo is having a hard time getting rescued. She's also like really horny
16:48So instead of writing sos she just wrote send nudes who's sending the nudes and how are they getting them to her?
16:55I'm, not a doctor booklyn. I'm just an actor. Okay
16:58Judge lynn toller
17:01So I wrote down cheater. Okay
17:03Mm-hmm a cheater because in my courtroom if you come in as a cheater, you might be sentenced to life
17:09Oh my gosh life on the beach period. Wow. I do not play when it comes to the courtroom
17:14All right. Let's check in with d gruning. Well, I think it wasn't an issue of what she was writing
17:22But what she was writing with oh, which was inferior art supply, okay
17:27You have to have pigments that are worthwhile and you can find those from my company
17:32You can order them online call by phone. We're there for you. Oh my goodness
17:37What a crafty lady, let's move on to our next question
17:41This one's for you. Tracy. Are you ready? So excited nosy
17:44Nora loves to peek at peckers when she was using her binoculars last week instead of seeing birds
17:50She accidentally saw blank a blue-footed boobie. Oh
17:55No, I heard those were extinct. She did
17:58Lucky that's very rare
18:00Oprah how we doing?
18:03I said that she saw a brand new car
18:08Oh, are you giving things away? Is this oprah's favorite thing? I am feeling a little gift worthy
18:15I'm gonna let everyone check under your chairs
18:20Disappointment just like this is so exciting. You just got sponges. Who's got the car? Oh my god. I got a car
18:33Oh, unfortunately not a match but that was exciting. Thank you
18:38Now i've got something to play in my next poker game now
18:41Let's check in with another celebrity mary kate olsen instead of seeing birds. She accidentally saw
18:46She saw philip seymour hoffman rise from the grave
18:50No, I know he showed up at ash cakes and I apartment and we said what are you doing here philip seymour hoffman?
18:55Shouldn't you go be in a superhero movie or like that? What about the girl who did?
19:02With the what you know
19:06Well, that's very strange right and not a match does anyone have a cigarette here you go, oh
19:13Oh, there you go
19:15I thought you're very nice man. I left it for you
19:19Was it lit? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, i'm sure your panties are non-flammable
19:25I beg to differ
19:28What an unlikely friendship chairman mao and mary kate olsen
19:33Let's check in with chairman mao
19:37Oh
19:39Instead of peckers, they saw wang. Yeah, in fact, I have a red book
19:44Very important
19:46It's called book of wang. It's your book of wang and I just love to sketch dicks
19:54Because you're drawing wangs in your book, do you think maybe you're a little bit gay?
19:59Oh
20:00I never thought of that, you know, bro
20:03but
20:06But everybody a little bit gay maybe is anyone else here gay just out of curiosity oprah
20:15I don't think I should reveal that just yet. No, when when were you planning on revealing it when snatch game was over?
20:22Probably never okay
20:25Michaela is doing oprah
20:27But she's not really throwing it back. Brooklyn is asking her questions and then she's just kind of shutting it down
20:34Where are the jokes betty page? Hi brooklyn, what say you?
20:41Sorry wore my fisting gloves for this
20:44Um, I wrote down that she saw brad's butt cheeks brad's butt cheeks
20:48You know, sometimes when you're looking at the binoculars you end up in someone else's home and you see their butt cheeks
20:53Do you like to be punished? Do you like to be spanked? I mean I could go for a little spank
20:57Would you like to be spanked sure? Why not? Oh my god. Yay
21:01One two, oh i'll take another one so tight so good
21:09Congratulations brooklyn nice booty. Thank you betty
21:12I am listening to xana talk and I am trying so hard to keep my posture like this and my face in this stupid way
21:19But I want to laugh so badly because the voice is so stupid
21:23So
21:27Are you eating the sponges I was a little hungry I feel really unsatisfied
21:31She heard me say that they were non-toxic and she decided to experiment and they're flavored like white people
21:37Tasteless gee, what happened to your face?
21:40What happened to my face? I don't know you have rainbows all over it
21:45I think my friend here touched her by accident
21:47Gay
21:49I was I was just trying to do a little touch up with our beautiful new line of makeup sponges
21:54And I think I got them confused
21:56with the technicolor craft sponge
21:59Uma isn't bringing uma to this character. Uma isn't even bringing the character to this character. She's relying on her props and
22:06There's not a much to rely on they're not that sturdy. It's a fucking sponge
22:09Judge lynn toler. What would your verdict of this snatch game be so far?
22:15Jail prison
22:18That's it jail and prison i'm simple lady with some simple words judge toler anything crazy ever happen in your courtroom
22:25Oh, absolutely. I get crazy people all the time
22:32Cool do you want to hear about it? Yes, I would love to please for the love of god
22:37I feel like i'm struggling in this challenge. I can't think of the answers. I can't think of anything. I don't know where I am
22:44Next question chaddy chadwick loves telling spooky campfire stories. His favorite is the tale of the haunted what?
22:52The tale of the haunted
22:55ghost
22:57Oh my god, not the haunted ghost
23:00Gosh, let's see what our celebrity said jennifer tilly
23:03Well, as you probably know I have some experience with possessed plastic. So I wrote haunted pleasure stick
23:10haunted pleasure stick like this one
23:13Like this one
23:16Have you met betty page you I think you two could be friends. I think we could be really good friends
23:21Unfortunately, not a match, but who doesn't love a pleasure stick?
23:25Judge lynn toler. What did you write down?
23:28Actually looking at this beautiful black barbie over here
23:32I wrote down alleyway
23:34Alleyway. Yes, we like to call them the call girls. Oh that are often in my courtroom for solicitation
23:40Okay, so tracy looks like a hooker. I think i've been caught worse. Well, we are out of time
23:47the winner of snatch game is
23:52Santa
23:55What the fuck
23:58Bitch, okay
24:01What's going on i'm trying to stay in character, but i'm confused
24:06You have won five thousand dollars courtesy of cedars campground
24:12I just won the snatch game. What the fuck but that's not all. Oh
24:17You have also earned the power of the wooden beaver a wooden beaver the wooden beaver
24:24What the fuck is happening?
24:27Thank you, brooklyn
24:29All right, I guess we're playing with hardwood now
24:33The wooden beaver will change everything
24:38Intrigued very confused. Absolutely mystified correct. Yes. Well stay tuned
24:47We have a wooden beaver in play now we have no idea what that means i'm scared
24:55I am so excited to finally have some motherfucking power in this competition and these girls should be scared
25:02So
25:08Did you like my snatch game
25:12It's elimination day and I am shaking in my boots walk into the room best first
25:21I did not do well in the snatch game. I think we should all give a huge congratulations to zanna
25:32I finally could shut the fuck up about not having a win
25:36Can we believe that I won the snatch game I believe that I won the snatch game but that's wild
25:41I'm, very proud of myself, especially for taking this one like snatch game is hard as fuck, especially for some of y'all
25:51It's not surprising that zanna is up on her high horse
25:54She's been hungry for it. And so it obviously got to her head really really quickly
25:59also
26:01We've never found out the winner the day of the snatch game. I was yeah, I I want to be honest. I was
26:07Shocked that you were the winner
26:11Oh
26:13How rude um
26:15I think I just had to accept that zan won a little bit of me was like
26:19I still don't want to accept that because I still want the win you and helena definitely like
26:23We're getting me around for the money even perla too. Like y'all were very strong
26:28And like I in the sense that you had a character going on opposed to
26:32Mikaela and virgo where I feel like the character wasn't strong
26:39I know when i've done
26:41Horrible, I could literally feel every single person going. Mikaela
26:45No, like you got this like, you know, I could tell that you guys were like trying to volley with me and throw things
26:51at me well
26:53Yes
26:54It's just like leading up to the snatch game
26:56We were all kind of concerned for you, especially with your character. I can feel it. We heard oprah. We're like, okay
27:02This is what pisses me off about this bitch. I know I did bad everything. She's saying back to me
27:07It's like I just fucking said that hoe. Are you like are you dumb? I am
27:12I know that I didn't win that uh, but I actually I still had a really good time doing it. Can't rely on that sponge
27:20Wasn't stopping anything up bitch. It was dry as hell
27:23Oh
27:26You were selling shit and that's that's that was the character you can think what you want
27:29That's fine
27:30But I mean like I can throw that right back at you as another performer
27:32Yeah, you're throwing it back at the winner of the snatch game
27:35That's fine. Uh, you're also a performer that says how great you are at lip-syncing as a performer and I still beat your ass in
27:41This layoff. So what are you gonna say about that? Yeah, but you gave like 100% and I gave 99
27:45It was still really good. Wait, why didn't you give 100 then?
27:48I love watching this moment happen. Zanna is giving it to her and uma is giving it right back like
27:55oof
27:56This is a conversation that doesn't need to happen. I mean it can happen. Let it happen. We can fight. That's fine
28:01It was it was a mess. It makes me feel nervous that zanna has this
28:06wooden beaver
28:07she's not afraid to
28:10Do something uncomfortable to get farther in the competition. So i'm a little nervous with the power being in zanna's hands
28:18So
28:23I do have to say perla. I really really
28:26Enjoyed your performance in snatch game. Thank you. I think that that was funny as fuck define funny
28:34Where do you guys get your sense of humor from like where does it stem from I grew up with my grandmother
28:41Introducing me to like carol burnett and lucille ball like really classic comedy redhead women that I love
28:47Drag wise like the thing that I live for when performing is literally hearing people laugh. Yeah, it's just like so
28:54Good for the soul. Yeah
28:55I feel like mine comes from like being a child and like always making everything
29:00Funny and being like humorous just because of I didn't have like the lightest funnest upbringing
29:06And so that was just the weight of like survival before I could get bullied I'd self-deprecate humor myself
29:12and like so you can beat them to the punchline exactly I feel like we're all kind of like relating on the fact that like
29:18Our comedy comes from a very dark place in our lives
29:23My my mom
29:26Was like a really big prominent person in my life for so long
29:30And then there was a point in time where that kind of facade ended
29:34When I really started to understand that like
29:38She's putting on this person to get something from me
29:41and she's
29:43kind of using
29:44Her child as that like, oh i'm a good person. I'm a good person. Look what i've done
29:49and there was a point in like my life, I was like
29:5317 years old and she was heavily using drugs
29:56But pretending like nothing was wrong
29:59And I was home and I had discovered she had od'd
30:04Oh my god
30:07I had to take care of her
30:09And like sort out that situation all by myself
30:12After my mom's overdose. I I used comedy to get me through that
30:17I really didn't have any support systems when I was a teenager back then and
30:22being funny and
30:24Pushing that
30:26that scared kid into the light of
30:28Making people laugh and getting people to like me that way was is
30:32What got me through
30:35And it like
30:38I
30:39Participated in it because I gave her the money to get the drugs to do that
30:44and it's like
30:45there is no way to like
30:48Say that that couldn't be my fault because I was a part of it. No, no, like I know I know it's not but like there's like
30:55I
30:56Enabled that behavior because I trusted her
31:00And I wanted to be there for her then that's not enabling. That's that's someone taking advantage of your trust. That's not the same
31:07zanna and I
31:08Have a lot of friction, but I think a lot of it is because we are coming from similar places
31:14But dealing with it in very different ways to be able to trust all of you is like so important to me
31:21even if I
31:22Hark on you a lot
31:24That's my job. Let me have it hearing that I
31:27like
31:28understand
31:29why you say the things you do and do the things that you do because
31:35We come from the same place where it's like you have to show these people that like it didn't get to you
31:40Like you are better like you are in a better spot and it's like we already know you're a bad bitch and we're all here
31:46For you regardless and I proved it this week
31:50That part i'm gonna walk away from you
31:54So
31:56So
32:21Welcome to the main stage of canada's drag race. I want him
32:26Island, it's brad goreski. I bet you'd like to get me off. Yeah, that's literally what I just said
32:33And she's a real beach. It's tracy melshore and you have crabs tracy. You're not supposed to tell anybody
32:40Secrets out
32:42And she's canada's funniest export. It's phil queen. Steph tallow. Hey brooklyn. Hey steph
32:49What's your favorite part of going to the beach? Well, I really love to dip my lips. Oh, wow, which ones the big ones?
32:57I didn't need the point
33:02This week our queens weathered the storm of the snatch game
33:06Racers start your engines and may the best drag queen win
33:11commence
33:12shake
33:13down
33:14Category is alien superstar
33:18First up. Oh my god. I am wearing an outfit inspired by some of my favorite creepy looking creatures
33:26Caterpillars, I didn't know my tit-pit sneaked
33:31She's lumpy she's bumpy she's pointy
33:35It's a steel cone bra from outer space
33:39She came here from outer space a planet called 808
33:44I've never heard that before. I know
33:47Next minnie wang
33:52Yes
33:54You better get your rings ready because eliana grande is coming to visit you
34:00and probe you
34:02I could see her area 51
34:05I know maybe another cassette, but its body is put together. It's so beautiful
34:11I met her on death me
34:15Next
34:16Michaela couture
34:18Will stop. I am this blue alien from planet time
34:22With a k I am in this silver
34:26fully stoned
34:28Yeah, I am the diva. Oh, look. It's from nikki
34:36I'm serving alien superstar realness
34:40Oh
34:48And now
34:49The virgo queen it ain't easy to be green, honey
34:53Girl, she's wearing this to go do the superbowl on motherfucking planet virgo. This is very mars. I'd like to attack
35:02Where's my ear I bet you can't find it is gone bitches
35:06I want to show these judges that i'm fine freaky and fine call her diana roswell
35:16Next zanna
35:18I am serving sigourney beaver coming down this motherfucking runway
35:22Get away from her you bitch
35:26I am wearing the alien queen
35:29Exoskeleton in hot pink rhinestone to fucking filth because she's a superstar. She's got a little mic on
35:35She's got her big mouth to let everybody know how she feels
35:38And my shoes have the little mouths tiny little teeth at the bottom because i'm eating these bitches up
35:44I'd spinal tap that
35:47now
35:48Curl up
35:49I knew everyone was gonna give us pop glam. I decided i'm gonna give you a fucking garden in this fully hand beaded dress
35:58She's starting to grow on me. I am completely pink and I don't even like the color pink
36:04I'm really feeling my alien fantasy
36:06This is my ecosystem
36:08Well, i'm glad she finally took my note about wearing more blush
36:14And finally helena poison
36:20I am that alien going to an award show
36:23Collecting her award for most human skin in a single evening
36:28If ursula was on ozempic
36:30I
36:32Want to show the judges that i'm not afraid to put my best nipple forward her poor unfortunate hole
36:42Which way is she gonna go that way
36:46It's always a mystery
36:49Welcome queens
36:50santa
36:52As the winner of the snatch game, you didn't just survive
36:56You thrived
36:57Thank you, brooklyn
36:59You are excused for now, but stay close you'll want to hear your sister's critiques
37:07First I just have to say
37:09On behalf of all of us. We were really disappointed yesterday with the snatch game
37:15There was a real lack of energy
37:18That didn't really seem like a lot of you wanted to be there or were even trying. I want to see fire
37:23I want to see passion
37:26First up. Oh my god
37:29So for your character d grunig, I felt like you came in with a bunch of planned bits
37:37And stuck to them all the way through
37:40A prop can become a crutch and I feel like that's kind of what happened
37:43You got really carried away with the sponges. You came in at a hundred and you kind of stayed at a hundred
37:50You came in with a very difficult character and a very set idea of what you wanted to do with that character
37:55You didn't really play with anything else and it wasn't really funny
38:00But you live and you learn, you know now you've gone through it. You know what it's like
38:03Do you ever have to do it again?
38:05You know what not to do
38:07I understand how you feel. Trust me
38:10Thanks sister. Yeah
38:12Your outfit tonight. I like it. I think it's
38:16whimsical and fun i'm not sure if it's
38:20executed to a level of
38:23What we're looking for at this point in the competition, thank you
38:27Next up mini wang. Hi
38:30Mini as chairman mao you gave such life to a character that maybe not a lot of us know about
38:37And even when some of the jokes didn't land you had the ability to pivot and get back in the game, which is so important
38:45And then when you brought the dick book out
38:48Insane and I was like this is and the fact that you had so many dicks pre-drawn
38:52This is so wild and so silly. It's perfect. Thank you so much
38:56Uh, this look is great
38:57It gives me alien who danced all night and her dress broke and she's coming home at four in the morning
39:04Getting a little street snack
39:06And I love the stripper heel with it. I have a pair of those at home
39:10Same thing so versatile
39:12They sure are
39:14Next up micaela couture. Hi micaela. I grew up with oprah
39:20your
39:22Characterization of her was secretive for some reason
39:24It felt like you closed her off the moment where I felt like you were in it was when you did the you get a car
39:31Which is so famous. Everybody knows
39:33Oprah has so many things that she says that you could have you know
39:37Used you just have to figure out a way to remind yourself that you're you just need to have fun. Yeah
39:42This runway though this runway you look gorgeous. Thank you. I love a stone brain cosmic serve
39:49Up next the virgo queen
39:52Hey
39:53Hey
39:54So I had the toughest time with you. You just gave nothing
39:59I think I asked you was like has anything like this ever happened in your courtroom and your answer was yes
40:06Really and then you were just like and I was like cool
40:09All right
40:10I do appreciate you were really trying to volunteer
40:15I do acknowledge that the one thing that did happen was calling tracy a hooker
40:20Finally somebody said it
40:22I know i'm sorry for calling you a hooker
40:26I was trying to yes and
40:30And I caught a stray
40:33Your look tonight these ghost heels your commitment to them
40:37Who's the hooker now
40:43Up next perla hi
40:46I thought that you were very funny as mary kate olsen
40:50very good
40:5270 percent job. I was very pleasantly surprised at how well you did mary kate
40:57I do think you committed the whole time the only issue when you pick a character like that
41:00That's so one note
41:02It seems like you're falling off it, but that's just that's her. Yeah
41:06This look
41:08I love all these textures. It's like so hard to do. I love it. I think it's beautiful. Thank you
41:15last but certainly not least helena poison your
41:19makeup
41:20is
41:22So beautiful tonight. It is gorgeous
41:25So jennifer tilly the impersonation was spot on the actual voice and the way that you were doing it
41:32What was being contributed was
41:36Half there half not there
41:38The voice was really great. Oh, thank you problem was I didn't get a lot of laughs out of you
41:45I thought you were very funny. I thought you had a couple really funny quips and this is insane
41:49I just want to tweak those nipples right off. They're very fun. Oh, and they're spongy. Yeah, hey spongy spongy
41:55You can sponge you do a little sponge thing the nips. There we go. Yeah, this looks great the makeup too insane
42:00Yeah, I I couldn't look away those times. Thank you so much. Thank you queens
42:06Xana you have earned the power of the wooden beaver and i'm sure you're all dying to know what that means
42:17Typically the judges determine the bottom three
42:23But tonight you will
42:26Oh
42:29The wooden beaver has the ability to save multiple queens
42:36Xana during untucked you will kick things off by passing the wooden beaver to one of your sisters granting her safety
42:44The recipient will bestow it to another queen marking her safe
42:50Whoa, the wooden beaver will be passed one final time
42:55leaving a bottom three
42:59As you untuck you may all plead your case
43:04Major this power is gonna go to my head just a little bit
43:09You may leave the stage
43:15Let me get that water for you xana. Oh already started I see
43:19This wooden beaver completely flips the script
43:23We are in charge of our sister's fate
43:26It's definitely a scary thing your fate in this competition
43:29Is now lying in the hand of your sisters who are also gunning for the same thing you're gunning for
43:34This is crazy
43:36All righty divas. This is like wild. Yeah
43:40This power is insane. We obviously all as a group did not do well though
43:47You know what? It was not that bad
43:50It was not that bad I do not agree with the judges
43:53I get that the judges are here to judge us and I get that, you know, not every performance speaks to everybody
44:02I've got feelings and opinions. Uh
44:06I need to let these girls know
44:08The fire they want what do they want? They want us to fight
44:10They want us to be mean to each other just because we're not sitting here pissing in each other's wigs
44:15Doesn't mean that we don't have fucking fire
44:18I think this is the fire they want to see you know
44:21What if they would let me be on the fucking stage for six seconds without just looking at me saying by the way?
44:25You look like shit. You did shit
44:28If you want to hear some fire from me talk to me about what I think about drag
44:31Maybe I have been a little too cool-headed and reasonable about everything that's happened
44:37But don't mistake that for lack of passion
44:40my divas and sisters
44:42I have not made a decision
44:44Let me know why you think you fucking deserve this from me. I really want to know who would like to start
44:52I can do it
44:54You came in talking big game about the kind of performances that you do
44:58And I beat you in a lip sync and then you you ended up in the bottom for your girl group competition
45:03And i'm not saying this to put you down
45:05I'm trying to say this because obviously we can come in here and we can know our strengths and our strengths can still betray us
45:12We aren't
45:14Flawless, so I came in here talking a big game about comedy. And yeah, this was not my strongest one
45:20I don't think I was as bad as what the judges were saying, but that's my opinion and that's that's my opinion. Here we go
45:29But I have done fucking well in these challenges have I won no I have not
45:35But did I lead in our first psa challenge?
45:38Did I choreograph and lead in our girl group challenge? Did I win the showcase model mini challenge? Absolutely
45:44Did I make the judges laugh in my photo shoot? Abso-fucking-lutely
45:48I deserve to be here. Okay
45:51Okay. I do think that everyone is hearing me and understanding that
45:56There is passion in everything that I do
46:00I don't know if it's convincing anybody of anything, but I think it's important for me to let people know who I am
46:06I deserve to be here
46:09because
46:10I'm giving you the quality in each of the challenges. I have been giving a hundred
46:15I'm, not gonna lie. I thought I was gonna win snatch game
46:20I know that I didn't land all my jokes. Not everything was funny
46:23But what they said on the stage today was even if i'm not funny or something doesn't go, right?
46:29I just keep going and honestly that is
46:33Who I am
46:36Zanna you you've been in the position of needing the beaver and I gave you that beaver
46:42Zanna
46:43You owe me a beaver
46:46Let me ask you this then perla
46:48Yeah
46:48Do you think this is the time that you want me to pay you back for this?
46:52Or do you think one of your sisters will take care of you?
46:55Ideally, I would love for someone to take care of me. But do we know if this is the end of the beaver?
47:01If it doesn't get used today, maybe there's not a tomorrow
47:05Absolutely
47:07Raise your hand if you've been in the bottom
47:10Not willingly raise your hand if you've been in the bottom exactly I have the best track record I believe that I should be handed that
47:19Wooden beaver miss miss wouldn't be for this wouldn't be ver vergo is a huge thread
47:25And if this is a moment to get her in a weak spot, this is a moment to get her in a weak spot
47:30I'm not gonna lie to you. I feel like i've
47:33Not been showing my best self because i'm getting in my own way and that's really fucking frustrating
47:39And I want a chance
47:42To be able to show that to everybody because I want to be here
47:48I think that y'all know that
47:51I'm a superstar because I say it a lot and I remind every single person in this room how much
47:58They are a superstar and how much you are loved
48:00You are loved
48:02Every single day. I am someone who cares not only about this competition
48:07Not only about myself, but every single one of you if I go home tonight
48:13Y'all will be very disappointed next week very and this competition will lose its color
48:20Literally
48:24Literally the second I said it
48:26y'all
48:27Already know how much respect I have for every single one of you how much this this sisterhood and family means to me
48:33Um, regardless if we've had our differences, I don't make this decision lightly as much as this is going to be very fun
48:40The queen that I have chosen to give this to and this has no reflection on anybody here
48:45It is just truly because I am paying back the debt
48:49I have chosen to give this beaver to perla
48:52And
48:54Zanna do come through
48:57Thank you
48:58I
48:59am so
49:01Grateful that she stayed true to her word that to me is such a great sign of
49:07Respect and friendship. I am returning that favor
49:11And I thank you for your second chance that you gave me and I hope you utilize this moment
49:16For the sisters that do deserve to be here next week as well
49:20My strategy hasn't changed in this competition. I want to keep people here that I can beat later down the road
49:27Perla has been up and down in this competition
49:30And she's also saved me. So I do have loyalty to her
49:33But I could also beat her
49:35in a lip sync
49:36Genuinely, I am so thankful
49:41But now
49:44The wooden beaver is in my hands
49:47This is a high stakes high stakes decision, I
49:57I've really i'm
50:00This is fucking hard
50:03This is an extremely tough decision because everyone represents something so different and everyone has so much passion and everyone has so much drive
50:12The queen
50:15That I am choosing to save is
50:25I have to give it to helena
50:30For real, yeah
50:34Wow
50:35I know that you have so much drive in you and so much fucking talent
50:40And i've i've loved you way before this competition
50:43And we're friends. We have a relationship together. You made a part of the outfit i'm wearing
50:50and I
50:51I know your fight. I've seen what you're capable of. I see what you're capable of
50:57And i'm I know you will keep giving us
51:00Thank you
51:02I love you
51:03You can stand up, but I love you
51:09I don't know what to do. I'm freaking out. This is like one of the nicest things anyone's really
51:17Done for me in a long time
51:20Fuck I really wasn't expecting that. Um
51:24I feel really seen right now
51:26And I just I love you so much. I love you, too. Um
51:31This is the like grace that I needed to really fucking fight and keep going so thank you
51:39Um
51:41Now I have a really fucking hard decision to make
51:48And there's a lot of different ways I could choose between oh my god minnie wang
51:54Michaela couture and the virgo queen
51:57helena girl
51:58like
51:59She is my last lifeline
52:02Fucking save me
52:08Welcome back queens
52:14Helena poison
52:16Who are you saving from the chomping block?
52:19This is a big decision and I don't take it lightly. I've been playing a lot of this game with my heart
52:25But tonight I was reminded that this is a game. This is a competition
52:29and based solely off of this week's challenge and the critiques from the judges I feel
52:35like one person
52:37Isn't deserving of a bottom position and that queen is
52:44Minnie wang
52:48The beaver has spoken
52:51Minnie wang you are out of the woods this week. You may join your sisters at the back. Thank you
53:00Oh my god, michaela couture and the virgo queen i'm sorry, but this means that you are all up for elimination
53:08Three queens stand before us
53:14Prior to tonight you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance of hello by martin solvig and dragonette
53:21This is your last chance to impress us and save yourself from
53:26elimination
53:31The time has come for you to lip sync
53:36For your life
53:42Good luck and don't fuck it up
53:58It doesn't really mean that i'm into you
54:06Oh, you're all right, but i'm your darling to enjoy the party don't get too excited
54:18I just came to say hello
54:36Oh, it's all right, i'm getting busy just enjoy the party
54:59I could stick around and get along with you. Hello
55:05Oh
55:30I just came to say hello
55:36Hello
55:38Hello
55:54That was chaos
56:02Queens we have made our decision
56:08The virgo queen michaela couture shantae you stay
56:21Thank you, you may move to the back of the stage
56:25Um
56:35Uma your spirit is heavenly and it brought us closer to god
56:41mission accomplished
56:43Thank you so much
56:45You know what? I came here to live in the moment
56:49And to bring everything that I wanted to show the world and I could not be prouder
56:53Thank you so much sashay away
57:04Thank you, thank you. Thank you. The chicken was delicious. Don't forget to vote. Thank you. Thank you. God bless
57:17I feel really proud
57:21When I walked into this room
57:24I realized that I had put up a lot of guards
57:27and
57:28The amazing people in this workroom
57:30Really really helped me realize that I don't want to do that anymore. I feel proud
57:37To everybody out there
57:39Remember god loves you just as you are you're welcome in the church anytime
57:44I love you. God bless
57:48I need a snack
57:50Congratulations queens you live to slay another day
57:56Fuck yeah, the world has never needed the magic of drag more. So remember stay true north strong and
58:06Oh and queens one more thing
58:15The beaver is going into hibernation
58:18So say your goodbyes. Bye. Gilda. Bye girl. Bye. Anyway, let the music play
58:24Hey
58:43Next time on canada's drag race
58:45You will be designing a look for moi that I will be modeling on the bain stage
58:50Oh
58:51We have to dress brooklyn heights
58:53Everyone is creeping to drape factory where a drape factory not ought to be please. Welcome miss suki
59:00Hi sister
59:02You seem a little bit overwhelmed. Yeah, that'd be good. I'm nervous girl. I'm not tearing her down
59:07I am just enlightening the facts. She's mad mad. Um, so like
59:13Someone just quit