Canada's Drag Race S5 Episode 2
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00:00Grace, are you ready for a wild ride?
00:08Go up Queen
00:10your music video
00:12This look is just dry dreams the Virgo Queen good dragulations
00:18This week everything's coming up roses because no one is going home
00:30Oh
00:35My fucking god
00:40Miss beaver is back. Kyle looks like Minnie Wang
00:46I'm excited. I don't see myself being in the bottom ever. So let's do that. Oh
00:52No, Tara did not go home
00:55I
00:56Didn't go home either bitch. The beaver is looking snatched. She's looking glittery
01:01I see the lashes those 301s are going and she's holding a little rhinestone scepter. Like she's kind of giving
01:08We all a bucket of survives
01:14I'm so proud of you girl. You fucking ain't that you really did both of you like four plus four equals a bitch
01:21I'm a winner, baby
01:25One of one
01:27first challenge
01:29I just work so hard and I know we all do but it's such a
01:35Surreal moment to be here right now in my life and to have my drag daughter with me
01:42Hearing all of you cheering me on. Yes, like I don't usually make friends very easily
01:48It just really really made me feel really special. So thank you guys. Thank you. Thank you all so much and we're family
01:55Yeah, these are not tears cuz I'm a thug
01:59I'm just sweating from my eyeballs. How are the bottoms feeling now? You're safe to slay another day. The safe was correct
02:07I'm glad to no longer be in the bottom, but I was
02:11Ready. Oh, yeah, if I can go it just felt honestly kind of reassuring
02:16Reassuring I needed that as a push to really just let my personality out take off the mask Perla
02:22I wish it is glued to my forehead. I feel like I shared the same sentiment
02:28I got emotional here, but that's just because it was something that I really put myself into
02:31But I know that it was just honesty to help me grow and I'm excited. Yeah
02:37What do you guys think it means now that the beaver is back in?
02:41Play
02:43Whoever wins has the opportunity to say one of the bottom three, right?
02:48You also have the power to decide who is lip-syncing that week, which is weaponized the beaver
02:52Yeah, you can think about it both ways. The beaver could be everyone's best friend or someone's nightmare. I think that's pussy
02:58I want her in my hands and I want to decide the fate of a couple of these girls if we knew about this earlier
03:04And you won who would Virgo have saved I think honestly
03:10I would have saved Perla just because we do have a relationship beyond the show
03:14But also I would have loved to see you guys perform cuz I have it
03:17It would have been a lot of fun, but we know who would have won. Oh Tiffany
03:21congratulations
03:23Girl, you can catch that wave back to st. John. I'm ready to get a drag. So I'm gonna strip because
03:29Oh
03:36At the end of the day, we're all sisters. Oh be nice
03:40But the end of the day, we're also here for ourselves
03:43It's done at the end of the day. It's a motherfucking competition, bitch
03:47I want to be a badass bitch and have fun, but I also want to win
03:50Yes, there's a hundred thousand dollars on the fucking line and a fucking sexy ass crown and a title. Yes
03:57Girl who knows what can happen, right?
04:04The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives the pleasure of
04:09$100,000. Thanks to Trojan with Tracy Melchior
04:13terrain Fox and
04:15Brooklyn Heights with tonight's extra special guest judge
04:20beaches
04:26It is a new day in the workroom and I am here to make this week my bitch the walls are down
04:33Perla has been unleashed and
04:36It's about to be a fucking circus up in here. Alrighty divas. I think we have some congratulations to do
04:43Virgo congratulations again
04:46Mikaela how do you feel being so close to taking the first win and finally getting the title?
04:52Mikaela, how do you feel being so close to taking the first win and $5,000? I really wish I
04:59Pushed myself even more in the lip-sync because I know that at home
05:02I tear that shit down to see a trans woman at 21 years old
05:07Standing in her power like that for me. It's like a dream come true
05:1552 and the life expectancy for a trans woman of color worldwide is just over 30
05:21Yeah, when we see people coming in and being able to say no, this is who I am
05:25I feel my heart open and I just I'm so excited. I
05:30don't know many trans elders and to have someone who has similar lived experience as me and
05:38See the confidence see the superstar see a grown woman. It makes me feel so good
05:46And don't forget that someone is going home
05:49And that beaver does really fuck shit up because
05:53Alliances can happen
05:55We can backstab bitches. I don't believe in backstabbing. I'll stab you in the front
06:00That was a good one, I want you to see it coming
06:03Yeah, I do like the idea of like a week by week basis. Like I think yeah, that's because you're in the bottom
06:10Thank you so much J Lee
06:20Had her
06:22Brooklyn we have a problem
06:25The earth is getting hotter and Uranus is about to explode. Oh
06:31Canada's next drag superstar needs to be out of this world
06:36Resistance is futile now beam me up hottie
06:46Greetings girthly
06:49Okay, I'm ready to serve
06:52The truth is out
06:54Aliens have sashayed onto planet Earth
06:57And it's time we give them a close encounter of the drag kind
07:02For this week's maxi challenge in groups you will act right and direct
07:07Educational videos to teach our little green friends about life here on earth
07:12First you need to pick your teams
07:15Oh
07:17Okay, Caranova Tiffany and Co and Perla as last week's bottom three
07:24You will be team captains. I
07:28Love you so much. You think I'm gonna pick you know
07:33Caranova you have first choice. Oh
07:36My god, perfect
07:39Tiffany I'm gonna pick Jaylene. Oh
07:42And Perla, who are you picking I'm looking around this room who's funny who can write a script
07:49I think I'm gonna have to go with Minnie. Oh
07:52Come on over
07:54Tara you're up again, Zanna. I
07:57Feel like taking a win Virgo this way. Oh
08:02Me I found Helena, let's get poisoned. It's down to sangina and Michaela
08:08I think that I have to foster our relationship a little better sangina. I love you. I love you, too
08:15Thank you. I wasn't picked out and that means Michaela. You will go to team Tiffany. Okay, you're who I wanted anyways
08:21So it kind of worked out
08:26It doesn't feel good to be picked last you don't want me on your team, that's okay
08:30I'm going to show you why you will have me next time now that we have our groups
08:35Here are the subjects that you will be teaching team Tara
08:38You'll go nuclear as you educate our deep space probers on families
08:43Explosive team Tiffany. Let your celestial bodies do the talking your topic sexuality
08:49Team Perla use all the tools in your asteroid belt to make a PSA on manners
08:57Racers start your spaceships and may the best drag queen
09:05I
09:11Am very excited for this challenge, I love PSA's does anyone remember when Hilary Duff ended homophobia?
09:18I might be the reason it's trending on tick-tock because I wouldn't shut up about it. We shouldn't say gay. It's like really bad
09:23I have the two fucking top
09:29I'm really excited about this maxi challenge because I am a leader
09:32So I'm very excited to show these tools that I have to make sure the work is done and it's done correctly
09:38Mikaela, I know you're a picked last but like I absolutely want to join my team. So I'm so glad you're here
09:43I don't know why I'm so emotional. That's okay. You feel you're feeling it out per second there. I kind of just went
09:49Oh, no, they don't like you. I
09:53Had my little inner saboteur pop-up
09:56I could hear all the people who have ever told me about like you're not good enough saying like no one likes you
10:01You should give up now. I got set back to like middle school. I was like, oh, this is so weird
10:07But I'm also so fucking excited to like fucking kick. Everyone's fucking ass. Yeah, these tears
10:13Literally are like just fuel girls. It looks like we are family
10:18Acting in improv challenges are completely new to me
10:22If you were in the drama club where I come from that was an easy way to out yourself
10:27So it was always something that I pushed away
10:29I don't have any experience in this realm, but I'm not afraid to act a fool and just be stupid and
10:3616 so you acted for 15 years. Oh, well, there you go. I acted straight in my closet
10:45Personally I would like to bequeath the honor of director and writing. Okay, Miss Uma
10:51I trust her brain the most. I also have experience in musical theater and theater
10:55I've directed written and acted so I this is something that I have confidence in
11:00I do actually have a lot of experience with like team writing. I started in drag in a theater festival
11:06I'm an early childhood educator acting and teaching and family life. It's all really in my wheelhouse
11:14I am ready to rock this challenge if we're framing this to people that were educating the little ones
11:19Then having like a stand-in for them is really great to pose the question and you go
11:24Well, Timmy, yeah, you want to know where milk comes from?
11:26That would be one way to do it and be less confusing for people who are watching
11:30We're gonna get you to be a little alien, baby. I feel like that's a bit of a star
11:36Moment and there's nothing better than that one little character that provides satire
11:41We also tell people what is the family and we're like look a dad the death and then at the end you can you gotta be?
11:46Like but this is a car. I think the funny there is go flip back and forth. This is a family
11:52This is a family, this isn't a family, but this isn't is where the joke
11:56Perfect looking around the group
11:59Who do you think is gonna be my flounder instead of water?
12:03I have faith in team Tiffany everybody who was in the top last week
12:07It's team Perla that I'm a little nervous for Perla who's already struggled with showing off her personality
12:11Many who is pretty reserved and then Helena who I feel like is holding her cards close
12:16We don't actually know who she is. I'm worried about my Toronto girls
12:19Uh-oh
12:20Since there's three of us. I think we do it as like three distinct manners that you need to cover
12:26I think all three of us are a little under the radar
12:30The other girls are maybe underestimating us a little bit. So I think it's a huge advantage. I also thought of a really stupid
12:38idea
12:39mothers against bad manners
12:42I like like we're policing and we're like and I was thinking like a do's and don'ts of man
12:46I was very the don'ts could be really bad. We are working together
12:51So well, Minnie has so many ideas
12:54I'm flooding them out and Helena wants to shove her face into food
12:58I couldn't ask for more when you see a human don't do this do this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so stupid
13:06I'm obsessed
13:08What is sexuality that's a great question the reality of it is it's a spectra right and I mean
13:13Alien or not grown-ass adults might not even understand what sexuality is. I'm relying on my team
13:20Particularly by team captain to get it together for us. Yes, I can open it was like what is
13:25What is sexuality sometimes when I go to restaurants and I order calamari
13:30I say calamari like on purpose you just say in a weird way and then the person corrects up
13:34No, actually sexuality is what the hell is going on
13:39Personally, I think that you shouldn't mess up like switch of the word
13:43Yeah, you set the tone to like really bring it when special as we get on set. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely
13:48Okay, I don't think we even finalize who's doing what we have it. Let's stay on
13:54Here we're on a time crunch. We have no script
13:58Nothing nada that is terrifying
14:02I want to talk about like the nuclear family what families could look like so like the families with the two moms or the family
14:08With just one dad's and sometimes family you have to get punished and like how like that something stinks
14:13Corporal punishment is it is it I think what we could say
14:17Uma and I are putting together our ideas
14:20But every time I say something Uma's like well
14:22I have this and it feels like I can't get my my ideas in if you want to be bent over and get spanked
14:27I want to do this thing. That's what I'm saying. Okay, we would just have to be really careful that it comes out
14:31Really really clear because again, we don't have a lot of time. She's overpowering me a little bit
14:35So I'm gonna take a step back from the idea table, but I'm also gonna go sit at the
14:39Managing table. Are we on page one still? Yes. Are you gonna label the page?
14:47Definitely also just say oh don't forget to number the page. I did. Thankfully. This is a workplace that we're a family. I
14:54Have no idea where this tension with Vanna is coming from it feels particularly pointed
14:59But right now we've got work to do and we need to work. We only have a minute
15:05so there isn't this huge amount of time where we can like
15:10Really
15:13Like I think even if we
15:16like
15:17Are you okay? I am. I'm just I think I'm overthinking a little bit. Maybe I would maybe thicken that pillow. Maybe I'm overthinking
15:25I'm probably overthinking. Can I go stand somewhere and just chain smoke and listen to eternal sunshine?
15:31I think I'm trying to structure the dialogue. Well, you got that we're gonna use. Yeah, that's our intro. That's our intro
15:37It's perfect. That's our intro stunning. We're gonna we're gonna do good. We're gonna do good
15:42The voice crack was really assuring there
15:46Hey aliens, welcome to your PSA playground the green screen
15:51Tara your team is up first and everyone else have a seat
15:54We're the first group to go which means we have to set the bar quite high and we don't really have anything to follow
16:00That can be really good or really bad. Well, let's get started and remember it all has to fit into about one minute
16:07First up we're gonna need the couch. I've waited a long time to say this Oh pit crew
16:14Let me snip those pits crew
16:16Oh
16:18That's not I I've never seen asses like that in my life
16:22Not you many
16:25After four years and now there's pit crew again, I could just be a pit crew member. So is this the opening scene?
16:32This is gonna be our opening shot. I just start from wherever. Yeah, time's ticking. It's all you I'm from space
16:38What is a family and then I'll cue in and address Tara and the camera. Okay, one two
16:46Well humans are actually hairy mammals that actually live together. You said actually twice. I think it's fine
16:52We can probably edit them. I think that in post. Yeah famous last words
16:57Your turn perfect. You want me to sit with her?
17:00Yeah, wherever you feel comfortable. Is that a family that is a family
17:06That's not a family. Mm-hmm. All right my turn
17:11Is
17:13That a family this may look like a human family, but that is not a family stunning
17:19Oh, well, how do you feel about that? I go great. I think our team is doing very well
17:23We are like this speed speed. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. We know what we're doing and we are prepared
17:29Well, I'm excited to see what is a family
17:35Let's get you on the floor for this so the pit crew can sit together
17:38So Tara's part of this family
17:40Yes
17:40because we're showing Tara what a family may look like and adding her in so she gets the whole I can be a part of
17:45The family perfect. I love that material. Thank you so much cut
17:49It seems like Xana she is getting shit done
17:53But Tara is not really taking initiative. You're the leader
17:59Where's the leading one two three?
18:04That is not family behavior
18:07Do you want to do that again or that was those I think honestly one take for that one
18:12Sometimes families are there to hold you down
18:15Is the pit crew your family? They are our stand-in family. He's the single dad
18:20Oh, right, and I'm I'm that new mom the new mom
18:24Yeah, there was a sometimes families express friction in different ways
18:28Are we still getting that because it was connected. We're gonna we're gonna cut it for to make it tighter. All right
18:32Okay, Brooklyn keeps asking. Well, what about this?
18:35What you're missing this and I feel happy about what we did
18:39But is that gonna truly translate when it's all put together in the end? Are we happy?
18:47Our topic is
18:49sexuality
18:52Sexuality and how that kind of plays into sex as well. I have storyboards for you, but I have no words or script
18:59So is this gonna be like just an improv situation? We just didn't include it on the storyboard
19:05So where are we starting at the beginning? We're going into the car. We're actually gonna start with Virgo
19:09I know I just met you on a Monday and it's not Tuesday, but do it again. I
19:16Know I just met you on Monday. It is now Tuesday and do you want to move in? Let's get married, baby. Okay
19:25Work so we're just gonna skip ahead to Tiffany doing the
19:30Introduction, okay to the PSA. Oh my god. Hi. I'm so sorry. I didn't see you there
19:35My name is Jenny tram the HBC. You're just like eating your words a lot. Okay, so even if you need to like
19:43Cut it down do that for yourself. Can I look at my notes? Absolutely. You can't do it quick
19:49Please as I'm going through my lines Michaela instantly goes stop because she knows I can do better
19:54But at the same time in my head that inner saboteur starts coming out to be like you did not do good enough
20:00It immediately just starts to send me down this spiral is the alien supposed to relate to the mannequin head
20:05Yeah, this is our alien and this is also the intro. Yes. Okay
20:09Sexuality is when you have that
20:15For love I need you to do it one more time that moan is not working the way I would love it too
20:22Okay, I feel like I need to get Tiffany at a level
20:28That's going to keep not only her safe
20:31But me and the rest of the team safe just so you know that whole intro part was about almost 45 seconds
20:37Wow
20:39Let's get through the stuff that we haven't done. We have 15 minutes left. So let's
20:43reference here
20:45Heterosexuality is the light this PSA is meant to be about sexuality
20:50Who are you attracted to but instead we've got a reverend we got
20:55Lesbians driving badly. This is a car crash waiting to happen. So what's happening here?
21:00They're making out and this is just to show that the aliens you can do whatever you want. Everyone's included
21:06Okay, I'm here too in case you want another option
21:20I
21:23Seen Jalene jump up on this mattress and take control of those pit crew members and those aliens it sparked something in me this the
21:29tongue to the
21:30Like what is she looking out there? All right, that was time
21:36Team perla, I'm excited to learn all about manners. God knows I need it. I'm feeling flirty. I'm feeling fun
21:42I'm staring at two men in underwear. So I'm having a great time. Are we starting from the first slide?
21:48We're gonna go right through the entire script. Okay, that way we can have that as our voiceover as well action greeting space neighbor
21:56My name is Perla and welcome to earth. Let's do that one more time. Yeah, totally skipped over
22:02Yeah manners Perla
22:06It's a high-waisted Palazzo's
22:10My name is Perla. I'm Helena. I'm Minnie and we're here to teach you all about
22:18Manners
22:20Manners are what we here on earth use to when we're out and about. Nope
22:26Okay, that's okay. What is the line immediately? I forgot all my lines
22:31Manners are here
22:33And I look at it really totally go peep. I'm trying to remind myself that you wrote these lines
22:37No one knows if you say the words out of order as long as it gets the point across you're fine
22:42Action
22:44Manners are how we here on earth behave appropriately towards each other when out and about
22:50Always make sure to extend a friendly greeting and an appendage
22:56Okay, cool. I'm kind of surprised that they are this funny
23:00These quiet girls are turning it out and then just at the freeze-frame brought to you by pretty housewives against grossness
23:07Against grossness
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23:13Against grossness don't get it. It's all something you get the joke. It's both bag
23:18You're about 12 minutes in almost halfway done. Okay, amazing. Are you okay with potentially having your head inside of this bag?
23:26beautiful to camera three
23:29Let's dance camera three
23:31As we go on we all start to feel a little bit more confident in ourselves
23:35You are just being silent do no one breathe him, okay
23:40And then we just start to have fun
23:43Use tools like a fork and spoon. Do not bring your feeding hole to the nourishment
23:55Tastes like a challenge win
23:58Well
24:01Great job everyone. I can't wait to see how these turn out and to see a pearl of fits in this bag
24:11Make someone zip it up and send her home
24:14It's elimination day and someone is going home
24:18But where are my manners? Let me show you the door. I feel like we did do the best
24:24Yeah from what we saw Tiff's group might have been a little bit weaker than Tara's team
24:29But those groups are kind of like are they going to judge us as teams or in teams?
24:35I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
24:37I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
24:40Are they going to judge us as teams or individually? Yeah, so someone has to give up a beaver
24:46Literally today's runway theme we have time and place
24:51This is one of my favorite looks my runway today. It has a huge part in my
24:57Caribbean Canadian culture I was born and raised here in Toronto. One of the things we have every year is our
25:04Caravan a carnival. I'm really excited to bring a little bit of that
25:08To the stage just being like a proud Jamaican
25:11So I'm bringing in culture to my runway as well, and I'm a 60 scoop adoptee. Does everybody know what that means?
25:19Indigenous children were taken from their home from their reservations from their families and they were adopted into
25:27Settler families generally speaking a lot of white communities. I was in five homes before I was four
25:32My god, I was adopted into a very loving family who did the best that they could but they were actually instructed not to
25:40Educate me about my culture. And so I grew up not having any
25:46Real connection within the last two years. I've been connected with my birth family. I went to the powwow and
25:54Feel my feet on my land. It was the most impactful thing I had ever experienced in my life
26:00I am on this journey now. Yeah, and I'm not stopping, you know
26:05It's taken me a long time and a lot of real challenge to my life
26:09But I'm here. Yeah, I'm alive
26:11Yes
26:12So when I did my entrance and I came in wearing red, you know
26:15I was part of that community that could have been taken and could have been
26:19Not here
26:20So I think that it's important for me now as I learn my culture and as I learn about the history of my family
26:28Because I walked this earth with their blood in my veins. Yeah, so now with time and place
26:32I'm gonna share the strength and the beauty of who I have been able to create because I am not alone
26:40They have been guiding me all along and they're here. They're here here with you right now here
26:45Standing in this room right now listening to everyone share their stories. It makes me feel not alone
26:50My runway today isn't really gonna reflect my heritage. I grew up without my culture. It feels so disconnected
26:58and like I understand the privilege that I have being white passing and I
27:02really trying to reclaim
27:05My indigeneity and like being two-spirit. I just don't feel comfortable sharing it with everybody
27:10My grandfather was a part of the 60s scoop as well
27:13Like our culture is gone and I didn't get to grow up with that and having you with me all the time
27:19It just means so much
27:23It's just it sucks so much that we don't get that for culture anymore
27:28That place in that community of that family
27:32Give me one sec. I'll be right back
27:34It feels so fucking shitty knowing the last residential school closed in BC in the province that I was fucking born in
27:41The year that I was born it wasn't years ago. It was now
27:45I'm also Metis myself. My grandfather's from the Metis Federation, Saskatchewan, and I feel like I want you to have this Metis sash
27:54So this is regalia for the Metis
27:58And I want to I think it's important for it to come from me
28:02For you because I see you when we're wearing that sash
28:06You see another Metis person. We know what that represents. That's saying I see you
28:13We are family I've been part of our community for a long time and I watch what you do you have raised
28:19Thousands of dollars for our communities for people that truly really need that support to make sure that they're seen
28:26It is my honor to present to you with all my heart
28:31Thank you
28:38I hope that by Zanna receiving this sash that she can take ownership and pride in
28:45Realizing this is her history. This is who she is
28:49Hold that head up high and be proud
28:52All right, and I've been to a powwow and I've been to a few different like, you know
28:57The lodge and I've been to reservations, but I don't have any type of like real connection
29:02Like it feels like this is literally unreal. This feels so unreal
29:06What just happened like I feel like I'm not I can't feel my feet like thank you guys. So, of course
29:12I'm reminded how important it is for us to create spaces where people can feel safe to share how they feel
29:19Sometimes you don't know who to turn to but when we all make a commitment to come into a space and to say
29:25You can be you
29:27You'll be amazed on
29:29What kind of conversations can happen then? I didn't reapply everything
29:33Can we take that crying time out of the makeup time? I'd love to get that back
29:48Oh
30:07Welcome to the main stage of Canada's drag race. She's got me feeling
30:12Astronauti it's the rain Fox and you Brooke have me feeling starstruck
30:18And she's a total rocket get ready to blast off with Tracy Melchior
30:24Happy to be in your orbit Brooke anytime my love anytime and the boys want to be her. She's out of this world
30:31It's the legendary peaches
30:33Hi, Brooke. I've always wondered what is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What? Oh
30:41This week we challenged our Queens to deliver interstellar PSA's
30:46Racers start your engines and made the best drag queen win
30:52Shake down
30:54Category is time and place
30:57first up Mikaela couture
30:59The time is caravana the place Toronto
31:03I am showing off all my feathers orange yellow blue pink
31:09Mommy, what else could you ask for?
31:12stones feathers
31:16Yes
31:20Brooklyn is living. You know, she wants to jump up on here and give us a good little wine. Come on
31:25We are having a good ass time
31:30Tiffany and co I went back to ancient Vietnam where the Vietnamese people were created stunning
31:37I'm serving face. I'm serving a cereal
31:40I'm serving curves and these baby-bearing hips and this goddess is about to give you a life like this dragon egg
31:47I am so proud to be walking down this runway representing my Vietnamese culture
31:52If your jaws are hitting the floor because you're fully gagged about what I'm giving you
31:57I'll have to say it's been loyally
32:01Jalene time I have selected to honor the matriarch which are my grandmother's
32:11I
32:11Put my hands up to the sky and I call in the support of the Creator and my sacred grandmothers and grandfathers
32:17I feel a presence with me. I'm wearing regalia that was created for me. Everything is
32:24Ceremonies beautiful. I feel so strong. I feel so connected. It feels really beautiful
32:32The Virgo Queen the time is romantic era and the place is Africa, baby
32:38And in that time we was in the slave trade picking cotton for the Queens who got to wear these gowns
32:45I'm just reclaiming my shit. Yes
32:49I'm feeling like my ancestors are behind me pump into the beat of Africa
32:55I know that's a good look. I know I came to slay. I couldn't feel more proud
33:02Beautiful Helena poison the time is
33:061950s and the place is hell
33:12Walking down this runway I'm serving you satanic panic rock and roll sex and the devil's lettuce
33:18I was really inspired by Tracy Lord specifically in the John Waters film cry, baby
33:23You would find me wearing this look at the pep rally the diner. I'm the devil on Sandy's shoulder
33:29Will you be my date to the sawtop?
33:33I am roaming the streets of
33:361888 London one of the most infamous big serial killers was on the loose and I wanted to create this world of
33:44Horror, please sir. Could I have some whore? I
33:48Got stabbed in the chest. It's stained my shoe, but I also look hot if I die on these streets
33:54I will look hot as a corpse that will probably stay there for a few days
33:59Some queens just can't hold their arsenic
34:03Mini Wang my time in place season 1 episode 1 I'm giving you juice box
34:10Canadian porkchop realness. I better not get my sucking bracelet stuck on my fucking fish net
34:20This is another chance for me to show the judges that I can be funny mini juice no wait mini box
34:27That's who I'm serving. I'm serving mini box
34:31Hopefully she doesn't also go home first
34:35Santa this runway is taking you into the future, honey
34:38Because I am the future of drag and the future is purple. I'm a vision in lilac giving you robotic electronic
34:44I think she's had her apocalypse done
34:48It's giving you eroticism I have my Judy Justin tits on my waist is snatched
34:54And I got some technology to make sure that I function properly on this runway, so the future is female
35:01ejaculation that is
35:04Since I met the Bish Queen, I'm walking the streets of Amsterdam
35:09Looking for that man who has all that money to pay for these titties for the BB
35:16Charlie's Angels full brothel I
35:20Am the red light district, baby
35:22I have a line of men who want this pussy, but they ain't gonna get it because they can't afford it
35:28It's the red light not green light bitch
35:32She's an Amsterdam good time
35:36Terranova I'm wearing an homage to Joey Smallwood from Gambo, Newfoundland
35:42Confederated Newfoundland to Canada and made us one entire
35:47Lovely country his signature style was his polka dot bowtie and his little glasses
35:54I'm so proud to wear this it describes who I am and exactly where I come from
36:00I think she's come from away. Yes, bye
36:04And finally oh my god the year
36:073025 the place earth
36:10There's no water left on the surface and humanity has been driven
36:14Underground we are sensitive to the light and we are dry girl. We need some moisturizer
36:21I'm ready to make them eat it
36:25Once I've had my share
36:27She's having herself for dinner
36:30I'm bringing love the skin you're in to a whole other level
36:35Welcome Queens. It's time for the universal debut of your PSA's
36:40First up, it's Terra Nova
36:42Oh my god, Zanna and Sanjana the fish queen on the topic of families. I'm from space
36:50What is a family?
36:52Well humans are actually hairy mammals that actually live together as a social species
36:56But is that a family this is a family that is not a family
37:03Is not a family that's a hot cup of coffee, but is that a family that is a family
37:11That's not a family
37:13That's the steering wheel
37:15Do all families get along? Well, sometimes families fight now you behave or no more oatmeal for you
37:22Hey, get your behind back here
37:25That is not family behavior, that's bedroom behavior
37:33Living with a family has many benefits families there to lift you up
37:41They'll pull you in
37:45Sometimes families are there to hold you down
37:48So a family is what you make of it unless you're a corporation next door
37:52What you make of it unless you're a corporation that calls their employees family for exploitative reasons, but we
38:00are a family
38:06Next up it's tiffany and co jayleen time the virgo queen and michaela couture on sexuality
38:12And I swear to god that paperwork better be. Oh
38:16Hi, I didn't quite see you there
38:18My name is jenny tran and i'm here with the united colors of any hole as a goal and i'm here today to talk to
38:23you about
38:24Sexuality, what is sexuality you might be asking? Well that hunger
38:29a thirst
38:31a craving
38:36For love let's go to marlene clark for heterosexuality
38:40Heterosexuality is the light god's love rains down on us to show us that we are the chosen ones
38:47We give birth
38:55Child support
38:57Here's auntie ready to talk to you about homosexuality. We have gay two men meeting up for dinner
39:08And we have lesbian we're just meeting on a monday and getting married on a tuesday
39:13Hey, I know we just met on monday, but it's not tuesday. Do you want to move in? Let's get married, baby
39:21Here's our fragrance consultant alvira here to talk to you about questioning you may feel confused on where you fit in with this
39:28Sexuality you may have that hunger to explore in other ways and that's okay
39:35In fact the more the merrier
39:42So remember that any hole is a goal
39:48Work
39:49Yes, and finally, it's perla minnie wang and helena poison to teach us about manners
39:56Greetings space neighbor and welcome to our planet. My name is perla
40:01I'm, helena, and i'm minnie and we're here to teach you all about
40:07manners
40:08Manners are how we here on earth behave appropriately towards each other when out and about
40:14When encountering a human always use a polite greeting extend your appendage and say hello
40:20Just ensure you grab the right appendage wrong appendage wrong appendage
40:26When out and about make sure you are presenting and looking your best humans hate nudity
40:32Especially nipples genitals and butts to ensure good manners cover it up
40:39So
40:42When filling your feeding hole with nourishment or earth yams use tools like a fork and spoon do not bring your feeding hole to the
40:49nourishment
40:55We hope you enjoy your stay on our beautiful planet and remember if you see a human do this
41:04Don't say bless you
41:06Run brought to you by pretty housewives against grossness
41:11That was so stupid
41:15Queens based on your performance and runway presentations the judges have made some decisions
41:22While you performed in teams you will be judged individually
41:25And as a friendly reminder the golden beaver is back in full effect
41:31When I call your name, please step forward
41:34jayleen time
41:35sanjana, debish queen
41:37micaela couture
41:39the virgo queen
41:41umma god
41:43You are all safe
41:46And jayleen it's important for me as an indigenous person to acknowledge your look tonight you brought us to 1950s
41:55Um moment in treaty four when indigenous people were not allowed to wear our regalia
42:00Where we're not allowed to gather in more than four people and you yourself as a 60s group survivor
42:06Have now standing here fully reclaimed so chimi glitch for representing. Hi. Hi
42:14Thank you queens you may go untuck in the workroom, thank you, you're welcome
42:20I love you
42:21The rest of you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week. It's now time for the judges critiques
42:27First up tiffany and co
42:29You look beautiful. Tell me a little bit about this look
42:32This look is inspired by the legend of maoko essentially how vietnamese people were created. I really love this look
42:39I love to hear about creation stories. Thank you for telling me a little bit more about yours
42:44Thank you psa if I were an alien, I would have no idea what any kind of sexuality is at all
42:53I just wish that it said a little bit more you were the team captain
42:56How was it working with your group when I got on set?
42:59I kind of blanked and I started getting upset because I didn't want to disappoint my team. Well, your whole team seemed very
43:06Unprepared and it kind of seemed a little chaotic. I never got a script
43:09Y'all said that you had your lines memorized and a lot of the times that was clearly not the case
43:14Finding out that you didn't have a script. It doesn't surprise me because sometimes it's all on paper
43:19You're able to edit before you go perform it
43:22And I think that would have helped to make it more efficient and to make it flow over time
43:27Everything started to go downhill together, but I was there at the beginning for you
43:31Thank you. And also like your look you had a vibe if I can't serve something
43:36I need to make sure i'm serving a look serving a look all night long. Thank you so much
43:40Next up. Helena poison. This look is very cute a little 1950s demon
43:46I hope to see some more exciting elevated stuff in the future
43:50Okay, but you were so much fun to watch in your psa. Oh, yay
43:54Your whole group worked together so well
43:56You were such a joy to direct you actually did the assignment and I know you had a couple moments where you
44:01Were having trouble with your lines and I could see you start to get into your head
44:04But then you stopped you got right back into it, which is so important from the time you all introed yourselves
44:10You told us what was going to happen and then you proceeded to give us examples. I love the fact that you used vernacular
44:17That aliens would understand that was really clever. Helena poison. Hi peaches. I love latex
44:25My favorite moment of the psa was the fact that you kept the pie face shaving cream on in the next scene
44:31Just taking it to a new absurd level. The shaving cream must have been awful. It was a little burny
44:36Oh, that's why they're so red today
44:39Yeah
44:39That's what happens
44:42Next up perla. Hello
44:44This
44:451888 london look
44:47Not only do I really like this whole vibe
44:49But I like the way that you presented it all the little details that you have going on
44:53The little bit of blood on the boots really great your psa
44:57A plus plus you had this catchphrase, you know, you like kind of went bananas
45:01You had like a girl groove a little moment and it brought it together and I wrote vibing amy sedaris
45:07You know strangers with candy. Oh my god last week. We told you we needed to see more personality
45:13Yes, and you delivered as team captain you did such a good job
45:18You could tell you were kind of like the head of the pta association. You were the head mom
45:23Now i'm gonna tell you one thing. It doesn't apply to this right now
45:25But I noticed it twice in your makeup. I would love to see a little bit more color blush it up
45:30You're very very pale. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you
45:34Next up mini
45:36I'm mini
45:38I don't know why but that also
45:41It was one of my favorite bars you're a completely vacant housewife high on pills character was so funny. Thank you
45:48How did you all come together? We rehearsed it a lot of times we timed it
45:52There was this vibe of no idea is a bad idea. Let's just put it down first just really smart and clever
45:58Thank you so much this read my look tonight. I got the reference right away and I was like juicebox cool to me
46:04It was such an odd choice for you. This show is important to me
46:07And I just wanted to show that yeah, I can be silly I still got stuck on my tie
46:12I started to get nervous like maybe it's really stuff
46:15Which is great. I think you've got a lot of levels of funny in you. Thank you. Next up santa
46:22How are you? I'm happy with what we produced even if my part may have not have been the biggest
46:28I did a lot more work to do we wanted to show all sides of what families could and can look like and that's why we
46:34Flashback to those scenes with the pit crew and tara on the couch is showing every family's different
46:38Every mom is different being a dominatrix
46:40Outside of this and trying to show that as my branding like I wanted to go with like even having it be like a family-friendly
46:46Content I dumbed it down. Yeah
46:50The problem was you forgot to make your part memorable
46:53I really wasn't sure what your character was and they just kind of got a little bit confusing. I love your look
46:58I think it's beautiful. It's very cool. I'm gonna steal it
47:02I'm going to grab it off your body after the show you want to swap. I love your top too, babe
47:06This is great. I really enjoyed your runway. You're kind of like
47:10Try to be rebooted. I felt like your performance of the challenge could have used a little reboot
47:14The clarity wasn't there when you get really smart with branding you want to be able to show up with yourself and your brand all
47:20The time in this challenge, it just didn't work this time. Yeah, and you're right
47:25We should be asking people to de-stigmatize what family looks like
47:28It's so hard and so I commend you for trying but it didn't work in that one minute
47:32Next up caranova. You're a very cute alien. Thank you
47:36I like the physical comedy aspect of your aliens
47:39But the message behind the psa was to teach aliens because if you're showing the alien
47:43This is a family and then we see the alien as part of the family. The alien still might be confused, right?
47:48Did you choose to be the alien?
47:50Yes, I just wanted to show more of my personality which you guys brought up last week
47:54You only had one line right sat there the rest of the time
47:57So I didn't really get to see your personality
47:59And I think there was opportunity there for you to be really goofy and be really unhinged
48:03You almost box yourself into a corner. Hi caranova. Hi, you're my favorite pea
48:10I love awkward comedy
48:12So the coffee cup and the steering wheel in that tim and eric kind of awkwardness
48:17I appreciated that the look was really cute
48:20I would have liked to just see something
48:23Outerworldly about the alien. What does your pen say?
48:27Vote newfoundland vote tara. I love how specific this is for you, but I still have no idea what a family is
48:34What's a family?
48:36What is a family?
48:38Can you tell me but thank you. Thank you
48:42Queens based on the judges critiques. We have made some decisions
48:46Perla you ripped it on the runway and you had this challenge in the bag
48:52Helena poison on the runway you raised a little hell and in the psa you had your pie on the prize
49:00Mini wang there's nothing small about your talent and on the catwalk. You were heaven sent
49:07Perla
49:09Congratulations
49:10You are the winner of this week's maxi challenge. Thank you
49:14You have won five thousand dollars courtesy of safer six
49:18Thank you safer six
49:20Helena poison mini wang you are both safe. Thank you. Thank you so much
49:25That means tiffany and co
49:27Zanna and taranova. You were the bottom three queens this week
49:32Perla you have earned the power of the golden beaver. Oh that fucking beaver
49:39Granting you the ability to save one of the bottom queens from lip-syncing for their lives
49:45You hold the fate of your sisters in your tiny little hands
49:50As you untuck the bottom three may plead their case
49:53You may leave the stage
49:57The girls are back
50:00So i'm seeing some frowns and some smiles do you guys want to tell us like did you i'm away, baby
50:09I'm a fucking winner, baby
50:11This is a roller coaster actually applying what the judges say will take you from one position
50:16And absolutely launch you into the next. I don't know what came over me after last week
50:21It really felt like my element. Also, can we just like give it up for my team?
50:27We actually thought that you were gonna be the winner
50:29I'm gonna be an ass-eating meme on the internet forever now and honestly, I couldn't ask for any more
50:35We also had santa in the top two, I would love that
50:40Unfortunately, uh one of the bottom three, you know, they said that this look was incredible
50:46They said that my performance was
50:49Really subdued it was very clear that like I was supporting my group and supporting my sisters
50:53And that took away from me being the main character moving forward. It's me
50:59Major slur only yeah, i'm in the bottom three
51:01There's there's no denying that I can't have delusion here anymore
51:04But I do have confidence in trying to convince perla to give me that beaver i'm strategic
51:10I'm, very smart and I know exactly what I need to say to her perla
51:14Like you were just in this position last week exactly you understand how beneficial a second chance is this is me
51:20Who was out on that green screen was not to get that beaver today would mean so much to me
51:24Like this is obviously my first time in the bottom for the team captains tiffany and tara
51:28They are in the bottom for letting their groups down
51:30They both did not come to this challenge the way that they needed to and I really hope that is
51:34Enough to make that decision to give me that beaver. I
51:38have the power
51:40of the beaver
51:42gray skull
51:44Fuck we got a little bit of tea from that you two are also in the bottom
51:49Yeah, I understand you saying sure I let the team down and like to a degree maybe but I would have let the team down
51:55More if I never asked you guys to help with the writing. I've never done anything like this before
52:01So I wanted to make something good and then I was trying to be that stupid little alien that knew
52:07Nothing. I only know those three words. You're from newfoundland. I'm from newfoundland. What do you expect?
52:13So i'm an alien here in this competition in a way too to be here representing the east coast
52:17Like there's already a lot of weight on my shoulders as a person. Yeah, and that hurts
52:23It strikes a bit in my heart because I don't necessarily
52:27have anybody here that can
52:29Be in my corner per se
52:32I'm, just
52:33Feeling things in my heart. I just did not expect to be in this place ever
52:41But i'm here again
52:43I also just want to let you know you have 10 people sitting in this room right now
52:48We love you and I don't know what our life decision's gonna be but fight fight i've been fighting
52:54I'm gonna fight even harder. There. He is. I want to hear tiffany
52:58I didn't want to cut in because I think everyone has a lot to say
53:01I feel like my back is up against the wall in this situation with the beaver because i've been in the bottom
53:07Twice now, I know the porkchop lounge doesn't even have vip. I'm not going there and I need to prove that to stay here
53:13So i'm not going to disagree with the judges as to why i'm in the bottom. I
53:17Feel that I disappointed my team and that was a big part of what did cause me to spiral
53:22I did fuck up by not making myself that funny
53:24But I always put other people
53:26Ahead of me and I think that might be a part of me being I was a mixed child or part of me being a libra
53:33At the end of the day the beaver
53:35Is in my lap
53:38And I have a pretty fucking big decision to make
53:41I could save tara. She's kind of having this little bit of a rough moment
53:46Tiffany can turn out that stage
53:48Use tiffany to eliminate a stronger player and then we have zanna that spark there
53:54I felt that in my core. Do I want that force to stay here save melinda? Let's do a show
54:05Welcome back queens
54:07perla
54:08Heavy is the hand that holds the beaver. Who are you saving from the chomping block?
54:12You know, I really appreciated hearing from all three of you
54:16I think you are all absolutely amazing performers and it's been so beautiful to get to know all of you
54:22but with that being said
54:24I have chosen
54:26to save zanna
54:28Well, i'll be damned zanna do get the beaver
54:35Thank you
54:36Zanna you're out of the woods this week. You may join your sisters at the back. Thank you so much. You're welcome
54:42Thank you
54:44Tiffany and co
54:46Terra nova. I'm, sorry, but this means that you are both up for elimination
54:50two queens stand before us
54:53Prior to tonight you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance
54:57Of fuck the pain away by peaches
55:00This is your last chance to impress us and save yourself from
55:05elimination
55:07The time has come
55:09for you to lip sync for
55:12your
55:13life
55:17Good luck and fuck it up
55:25Sucking on my titties like you wanted me calling me all the time that bombie check out my chrissy behind
55:31It's fine all of the time like sex on the beaches. What else is in the teachers of peaches?
55:42Oh
55:57Stay in school because it's the best
56:12Fuck the pain away
56:38Fuck the pain away
56:42Fade away fuck the pain away fuck the fade away fuck the pain away fuck the fade away
56:57I think i've got two canadian backup dancers now queens. We have made our decision
57:04Oh
57:09Tiffany and co shantay you stay
57:14You may join the others, thank you. Thank you so much. I like to bottom but I won't be here again
57:22Miss nova
57:23Hello, the era of terra is upon us. Thank you guys so much because it's not often that small town girls like me
57:32Get these sorts of opportunities and i'm glad that i've had a platform to now broadcast it to the rest of canada and
57:40The world this ain't over. It's just the beginning now sashay away
57:46I love you
57:48We love you. Well give away
57:52Woo
57:56Those girls are gonna miss a whole lot of fucking personality
57:59I left a long-lasting impression on who I am and what east coast drag is there is an entire
58:06World i'm just ready to conquer. What do you have by?
58:11Condragulations queens you live to slay another day
58:15Hey
58:17The world has never needed the magic of drag more. So remember stay true north strong and what?
58:26Yes, now let the music play
58:35It's you
58:46Next time on canada's drag race the slayoffs are back. Oh my god
58:50But we're doing things a little different two teams five lip sync. What is this lip sync?
58:58for
58:59your
59:00squad
59:01I'm gonna need you to go down
59:04I'm gonna shimmy my way right to the top
59:07That was a bull toy stepping up against me. You're a natural born performer. It's infectious
59:11We are giving it like it is madison square garden hit it hit it hit it hit it
59:28You