From the creator of Netflix hit shows ‘DARK’ & ‘JIGSAW’ and ‘Daniel Sloss: X’ & ‘Daniel Sloss: SOCIO’. F | dG1fOUozMklBTUthRTg
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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, Mr. Daniel Sloan!
00:14Let's see who gets offended by stupid sh...
00:20I'm just a victim of cancel culture. Wow.
00:25That is an important thing to point out, by the way.
00:27This show here is just jokes.
00:30That's all it is.
00:32It's just expect nothing more and you'll get nothing less.
00:38Listen to how wise we are. Look at that.
00:41In less than a second, I got three of the heavy hitters out.
00:45You barely even noticed.
00:49I'd have to do a slow-mo replay of that and you'd be like,
00:52Oh, he did?
01:01Who is that?
01:04Oh, that was him trying to offend you.
01:09It f... worked?
01:17In this country, the sentence,
01:19Grammatically makes sense.
01:23Like, you could write that down in an English exam
01:26and they would have to mark it correct.
01:30They wouldn't want to,
01:32but they'd be bound by the laws of Shakespeare.
01:36They don't even know that that word can mean child.
01:41They don't even know that that word can mean child.
02:00Bat, you idiot.
02:02Bat.
02:05The answer is rats.
02:07Rats are capable of laughter.
02:09Turns out if you flip a rat onto its back and you tickle its belly,
02:12the rat will let out little high-pitched squeaks like,
02:15and that's a rat's version of laughter.
02:18And the scientist is just there like,
02:20I've got a degree.
02:24I can't believe I ever wasted my life on cancer. This is sick.
02:29Who's a tickly little rodent?
02:33One American man didn't try. He succeeded.
02:36He successfully got onto an airplane with his emotional support,
02:40Peacock.
02:42F*** off and die of everything.
02:47What does it do?
02:49What is it trained to f***?
02:51How does it calm you down?
02:53How?
02:5545,000 feet up in the air, you hit some turbulence.
02:58Patrick, I'm scared.
03:00You're gonna f***ing want it.