Daniel Sloss: X | movie | 2019 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

Daniel Sloss discusses a variety of topics, from his love of children, to being a man, in this tastefully dark comedy sp | dG1fMWpRU3FqWXFQbGc

Transcript

00:00 Get comfortable. If you're not comfortable, don't fucking worry about it.

00:04 I'm about to provide plenty of material that's going to make most of you very fucking uncomfortable.

00:09 I love kids.

00:13 There should not be this much tension in the room.

00:17 You can ruin any man's day with emotions and it's the most fun you'll ever have.

00:25 Next time you're with one of your girlfriends, if you want to fuck up his whole afternoon,

00:29 look him dead in the eyes and tell him that you love him.

00:32 And just watch him not be able to process that with any level of maturity.

00:38 Hey Mark, I love you.

00:40 Why?

00:45 They will teach you things in sex education that has nothing to do with sex.

00:52 They will teach you things that only doctors need to know.

00:55 This is the labia.

00:56 These are the ovaries. Listen, if I ever see the ovaries, I fucked up.

01:00 I can assure you I'm not going to be like, "Well those are your ovaries."

01:08 I'm going to be like, "Ahhhh!"

01:11 I was just in a conversation with a bunch of girls and one of them was like,

01:17 "Fucking hell, the male ego is so fragile."

01:20 And I was like, "No it's not!"

01:23 "Ah, I see. I'm the problem."

01:27 [laughter]

01:29 [applause]

01:30 I'll be your one king.

01:32 [applause]

01:33 [music]

01:35 [silence]

01:37 [silence]

01:39 [silence]

01:40 [BLANK_AUDIO]