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00:00Hey girl, I got something real important to give you, so just sit down and listen.
00:16Girl you know we've been together such a long, long time.
00:22And now I'm ready to lay it on the line.
00:29Wow, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide.
00:35Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind.
00:42A gift real special, it's the day of the town.
00:47Take a look inside, it's my d*** in a box.
00:53Not gonna get you a diamond ring.
00:56That sort of gift don't mean anything.
00:59Not gonna get you a fancy car.
01:02Girl you gotta know you're my shining star.
01:05Not gonna get you a house in the hills.
01:08A girl like you needs something real.
01:11Gonna get you something from the heart.
01:14Something special girl.
01:16It's my d*** in a box.
01:19My d*** in a box girl.
01:22It's my d*** in a box.
01:25My d*** in a box girl.
01:28See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving.
01:33And I got just the one.
01:36Something to show you that you are second to none.
01:40To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress.
01:44It's easy to do, just follow these steps.
01:47One.
01:48Cut a hole in a box.
01:51Put your junk in that box.
01:54Make her open the box.
01:56That's the way you do it.
01:58It's my d*** in a box.
02:01My d*** in a box girl.
02:04It's my d*** in a box.
02:07My d*** in a box girl.
02:11Christmas.
02:13D*** in a box.
02:16D*** in a box.
02:18A d*** in a box.
02:20Every single holiday a d*** in a box.
02:23Over at your parents' house a d*** in a box.
02:26Midday at the grocery store a d*** in a box.
02:29Backstage at the CMAs a d*** in a box.
02:34Yeah.
02:46Yeah.