自爽并不是单身狗的专利，有的人就算有了伴侣，也还是会喜欢自己来，因为自己比较知道自己的 kick~
同时，也有人比较醉心于双人连打，而且还是到处去打秘密的 “公开赛”，就为了那种刺激感......
无论是哪一种，最重要的是顾及自身的安全与卫生，避免病菌的感染， 《司机请上车》 本集的商业伙伴 #Durex 祝大家出入平安！
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同时，也有人比较醉心于双人连打，而且还是到处去打秘密的 “公开赛”，就为了那种刺激感......
无论是哪一种，最重要的是顾及自身的安全与卫生，避免病菌的感染， 《司机请上车》 本集的商业伙伴 #Durex 祝大家出入平安！
#safety #安全 #hygiene #老司机 #metime #XUAN
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00:00Ever since I knew I could ride a bike
00:02I've never stopped
00:03I don't like to use my hands
00:04Because I'm afraid of being hit
00:05I don't like to use my hands
00:07When I put it on the bike
00:09I was like, wow
00:09Hot hot
00:10Hot hot
00:11I like to eat chicken, let me tell you
00:13I can even put a man in my a**
00:23Welcome to
00:23Driver, please get in
00:25I drive
00:26I get in
00:28Hello everyone
00:28I'm the old driver, Tomato
00:30I'm the little sister who got hit
00:32Liu Kaixin
00:33Okay, let's ask
00:35Everyone here
00:37Okay
00:38Raise your hand if you don't have a sense of self-dignity
00:41If you lie, you'll get 3 inches shorter
00:45It's fine if no one raises their hand
00:46Self-dignity is not a shameful thing
00:49It's quite common
00:50Almost everyone has it
00:51In fact, self-dignity also has benefits
00:53That is to make everyone more independent
00:54To know more about their personal needs
00:56At the same time
00:57It is also possible to effectively help
00:59Reduce sexual offences
01:01Let me tell you
01:02Today we have invited
01:03A self-proclaimed
01:04Self-dignity expert
01:05Wow
01:06This kind of answer is available
01:09Ah, it's you
01:14How can you be called a self-dignity expert?
01:17When I was in my youth
01:18I was also a pro at many things
01:19How old were you when you started?
01:21Since I
01:21Knew that I could tighten my belt
01:23I never stopped
01:24You're really an expert
01:25I guess so
01:26I don't have much time
01:29To play with myself
01:30I'm too old
01:32But I heard that you have a lot of
01:34Tools to help
01:35When I'm bored, I'll buy some props
01:37I didn't look for it on purpose
01:39You'll see it sometimes
01:40Oh, it's amazing to make things
01:42It automatically goes up and down
01:43Did you look it up on the Internet?
01:44There are ads that come out like this
01:46Our ad says
01:47I've never seen such an ad
01:50How many toys do you have at home?
01:52Actually, it's okay
01:53Just a few
01:54Two
01:55Three or four
01:56I think it's more fanciful
01:57The most fanciful and the most funny one should be
01:59There is also a Tonghoumen for Chuaobang, Zishun and Zihuihao
02:03What?
02:04I was wondering if you were curious
02:05You can play with it
02:06Buy it out
02:07One time
02:08Have you ever had a girlfriend?
02:10Yes
02:11Do you still do this when you have a girlfriend?
02:13After having a girlfriend, I don't have one
02:15It's less
02:15But occasionally I still do
02:16Actually, I really don't understand
02:18My friend told me
02:19He said this is a secret, you don't understand
02:21New behavior
02:21Maybe you cooperate with him
02:23I cooperate with you
02:24Sometimes he doesn't want to move
02:26I keep moving, I'm very tired
02:28When you come by yourself, you can find that point
02:30Everyone has a different hobby
02:31You don't hurt others
02:33Ah yes
02:33Actually, I am also curious
02:35When you use some toys
02:36Do you have to put any meaning?
02:38Will have
02:39Just put it in the cup
02:40All need
02:42Maybe on your own nipples
02:44When you put it in
02:45Is it really different from you?
02:49Oh
02:51Wow, he opened his brain directly
02:52He seems to be the first time
02:54He said
02:54Oh
02:56Good question
02:58The first time I used the Slave
02:59I saw Sun Yan's and I bought it
03:01When I put it on my nipples
03:03I'm hot
03:04Hot
03:05It feels like a new world
03:07Then there is a little bit of love
03:09It's like the temperature of the human body
03:11Higher
03:12Temperature
03:13Because when you put it in, it's hot
03:14He's coming, he's going to be the top 5
03:20The feeling after pouring water
03:21You will feel it when you pour it
03:23Wow, there are a lot
03:25Really have a kind of
03:26Sexual desire will come up
03:27If you play like this
03:28It's like you put those oils
03:30Did you do any cleaning?
03:31To wash
03:32Because Slave has water and oil properties
03:34Then when I didn't understand at first
03:36I actually bought oil
03:37I just thought it was very troublesome to clean
03:40So I just bought water
03:42Just wash it
03:48Many people don't know
03:49Emotional products
03:51In fact, it is very easy to be infected with bacteria
03:53Why
03:54Because many times
03:55When using emotional products
03:57Not at all
03:58Safety suit
04:00Or lubricant
04:01If you use that safety suit and lubricant
04:04The probability of bacterial infection will be greatly reduced
04:06Once you get bacterial infection
04:08Women can seek a urologist
04:11Or gynecologist
04:13Men
04:14Of course it is to seek a urologist
04:16Bacterial infection can be divided into two
04:18One is a normal bacterial infection
04:20The other is a heart disease
04:22If it is a heart disease
04:23There is a medicine for heart disease
04:25Normal bacterial infection
04:26There is also a medicine for normal bacterial infection
04:28The symptoms of bacterial infection
04:29In fact, there are several types
04:30The lower body is painful
04:32Some patients
04:32They will have green, yellow
04:34Or white spots
04:36Some patients will also feel
04:38I have that lower body
04:40Very itchy
04:41There is a reddish presentation
04:43If there is such a symptom
04:45You may seek early
04:47Doctor's explanation and solution
04:49The most important thing
04:50Don't bear this pain silently
04:56What about girls?
04:57I use my hands
04:58Otherwise, I will use men's hands
04:59Don't you often use your hands?
05:01If I can't sleep, I will use my hands
05:02If you use your hands, I can't sleep
05:04Will you be tired?
05:04Yes, I will be tired
05:05But you are quite tired when you sleep
05:07No, I just want to sleep
05:09Do girls have a lot of toys?
05:11My best friends have toys
05:14It's just that I don't have toys
05:14I prefer to use my hands
05:16Because I'm afraid of being stabbed
05:17What is it like to be stabbed?
05:20And I'm afraid that he won't come out to cut the line
05:22What is it like to be stabbed?
05:23Because I dare not
05:24What kind of talent does this female guest have?
05:27I like excitement
05:28If there is a boyfriend
05:29In public
05:30Like this
05:31Hey!
05:32Ding ding ding
05:32No, I hide
05:333 tickets, 10 dollars, 1 ticket
05:36No, we will go to the toilet
05:39Or in my park
05:41No one goes to the park
05:42There is running there
05:43Old people
05:44It doesn't matter if the old people see it
05:45Then we run to other places
05:46Go to my house
05:47At most we go to the park
05:49Then you guys are silent moon
05:51He closed my mouth
05:52Later when you guys finished playing
05:53He found out that the person in front
05:56And at that time my boyfriend and I lived in a condo
05:59Then we were in the main corridor of the condo
06:02Why are you all like this?
06:04Do you know each other or not?
06:06You are her boyfriend, right?
06:07No
06:08Or you are
06:09No
06:11Not every boy can accept
06:13You teach her like this
06:14I will force her
06:15I will force her
06:16I like excitement
06:18I really can't
06:19Hey, let me tell you
06:20I came to this show
06:21I feel like I'm a noob
06:23I want to see if my whole ass is facing the outside
06:25The old man passing by is like this
06:28Hey, why are there two here?
06:29Be smart
06:30Go to a place where there is no one
06:31You guys went to the park
06:33No, no, no
06:34Someone just passed by
06:35Hurry up and take off your pants
06:36I told you to be smart
06:38OK, can you do it?
06:39I can't
06:40Then you say I'm a noob
06:45Assuming that the person passing by
06:46If you look at it like this
06:47Oh, just walk away
06:48No need to go in
06:48If someone
06:49Hey
06:50Hey, A-Fa
06:50A-Fa
06:51You have to be smart
06:52Now it's here
06:53What if you see it?
06:55I should be like this
06:56OK, I will say
06:57Wow, so fun
06:59Why are you guys like this?
07:00I won't be sorry
07:02I will make them more sorry
07:03Then you come to participate
07:07Didn't you say you only have a boyfriend?
07:09I don't want to fart
07:10I ask you
07:11Can every boyfriend play with you like this?
07:14You said you would force her
07:15Can you force me to see?
07:17You force her
07:18You grab like this
07:19Grab directly like this
07:21Then you touch it and it will be hard
07:24Yes, but you want her to go out
07:25Don't go out
07:26Slap her
07:27If you slap her, will she go out?
07:29What should I do?
07:30Because you are wearing a mask
07:32Can't you satisfy me?
07:33Come back to me
07:35Baby, I beg you
07:36But in this case
07:37Should break up soon
07:39Ah, almost
07:41Because you can't meet my requirements
07:43I can even help men in the ass
07:46Oh, that ass is a board
07:48So I can't see what we are doing behind
07:50Just help her
07:50So where is your craziest place?
07:53My sister is behind us
07:55Then I'm behind her
07:56Help her
07:58My sister is watching YouTube
07:59We park in a place
08:01Your sister parks in a place
08:03Watch YouTube
08:04Then you guys are behind
08:06Did your sister watch my channel?
08:09She knows what we are doing
08:10Because my sister is very simple
08:12I asked her if she knew we were sitting outside
08:14I don't understand, I'm watching YouTube
08:15I don't understand, you guys are very noisy
08:17Very noisy, she has that kind of nerves
08:19Must use clap
08:26I heard you have a costume for cosplay
08:31So you will wear a piece of ass to marry an ass
08:33No, I only have two sets
08:35What do you like to do most?
08:36Nurse
08:37Or she is like a sister and brother
08:39Or call me a doctor, nurse
08:42Seems like a lot of jokes
08:44Hey, don't you like to act?
08:45You have to practice
08:47Don't say she has an actor's dream
08:51But my boyfriend also likes this kind of thing
08:52He also likes to be a dead man
08:54Your boyfriend is too tired to be with you
08:59He also wants to be an actor
09:02Oh, this is an escape plan
09:04Hey, she said
09:05As long as you don't ask me to go out
09:07I can be a dead man forever
09:11Do you have any other places that are better?
09:14Or go to the tree
09:15No
09:17Your boyfriend can be an orphan
09:21Wow, you are not bad
09:22You two can try together
09:26Thank you to these two guests
09:28Share a lot of stories
09:29Make our stomachs hurt
09:30But the right thing
09:31Still have to remember correctly
09:33Including when playing toys
09:34Must pay attention to hygiene and cleanliness
09:36Especially outdoor
09:38Also pay more attention to safety
09:40Hygiene also needs to be taken care of
09:42Don't play too much
09:44I'm just saying
09:45Don't go to the tree
09:48Okay, just play by yourself
09:49Don't hurt others
09:50Don't mess with others
09:51You young people
09:52How to play
09:53You go play by yourself
09:54Okay, drivers
09:56Drive safely
09:57Go home safely
09:59BOOM BOOM