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00:00I
00:30Know
01:00Ha
01:30I
02:00See
02:02What about it?
02:05Did you know my name?
02:07No, I don't think oh, yeah
02:11So I did today. What do you see?
02:14What I like
02:16What a boom-boom
02:18I'm a he called you need your son. That's what you know. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure
02:23There's no constant. I thought I'd have to look like this one
02:26Oh
02:56So
03:26Yes, yes, yes.
03:27I'm fine.
03:28It was a little hot, but I'm fine.
03:31I asked Mr. Ie, are you okay?
03:33I'm fine, I'm fine.
03:34I'm fine.
03:35It's just tea.
03:36I didn't make a mess.
03:38I'm fine.
03:39Right, right.
03:41And then, this morning, there was a live broadcast in Osaka.
03:44Yes.
03:45I was on the plane earlier.
03:46Yes.
03:47I was safe.
03:48The person next to me, too.
03:49I quickly lowered the champagne glass.
03:51Yes, yes, yes.
03:52He's a good person.
03:53Yes.
03:54I got off at Haneda Airport.
03:56You're already on the plane?
03:57I'm here.
03:58That's scary.
03:59I arrived safely.
04:00Yes, yes.
04:01That's scary.
04:02There's no unstable place.
04:03Yes.
04:04There's no unstable place at Haneda Airport.
04:05Yes, there isn't.
04:06That's a pretty solid building.
04:07That's a great building, but I've stepped on it a lot.
04:09It's shaking, right?
04:10I stepped on that building.
04:12Yes.
04:13And I went to the toilet.
04:14Yes.
04:15And another problem came up.
04:18Recently, I've been thinking about how much I should be careful of other people's children.
04:24Oh, I see.
04:26Even if it's a small child.
04:28If I'm a parent, I can say that.
04:30Yes, if it's your own child.
04:32Yes.
04:32I went to the bathroom and peed.
04:36It's embarrassing to say this, but there was a boy who was about the same age as me next to me.
04:42He came up to me and put his pants down.
04:45About 5 years old?
04:45Yes.
04:47I thought he was far from me.
04:50You haven't talked to him yet.
04:55You haven't talked to him 100 times.
04:56Yes.
04:57If he's 5 years old.
04:58If he's your own child, you can ask him to come closer.
05:01You can ask him to come closer, but you can't say it.
05:06I thought he was far from me.
05:10If he's 5 years old, he'll come closer to me.
05:14He's playing with you.
05:15He's amazing.
05:17He's always playing with me.
05:19I'm going to say, yeah!
05:26It's said that a 5-year-old baby is the most beautiful in the world, but it's still hard for a 6-year-old.
05:37If you go to elementary school, you'll be 6 or 7 years old.
05:38Detox will come out.
05:40It's said that a 5-year-old baby is the most beautiful in the world, but it's still hard for a 6-year-old baby.
05:43It's a perfect fit, isn't it?
05:45A 5-year-old infant.
05:47By chance, I'm wearing yellow sneakers.
05:54Katekin.
05:57You're fine.
05:58Katekin is on the left.
06:00Ammonia is on the right.
06:02You're not a Katekin guard.
06:04I'm not.
06:05You don't have a Katekin guard.
06:07I'm still a child's father.
06:12I'd have to get a neck collar.
06:14I'd be like, what?
06:16You'd have all these daddies.
06:18And the rules for each family?
06:21You can't get married into that family.
06:23I know!
06:24I said this before, but I was always in the Haneda airport.
06:27I'd pee.
06:28My parents would come and get me.
06:30I was about 5, I think.
06:32I'd pee and my dad would go in.
06:34I'd pee all day.
06:35I'd say, I'm all right.
06:38My dad would tell me,
06:39you're doing something wrong.
06:41Yeah
07:11Oh
07:41Kongo
07:43Komasan, you know, I'm a little
07:45Zulu Darlow
07:46Totsuzan Ogi
07:48Totsuzan Ogi
07:50You can't run away
07:52My wife's
07:54grandparents
07:56went to the countryside
07:58My mother's grandparents
08:00My stepfather's
08:02great-grandparents
08:04Oh, I see. Your wife's grandparents
08:06Yeah, they went there
08:08I was going to stay at a business hotel
08:10Then
08:12I was going to stay at a business hotel
08:14Then my eldest son, 6 years old
08:16He said, I'm going to stay at a hotel
08:18I'm going to stay as well
08:20I said, you're really going to stay?
08:22I went to a business hotel
08:24I paid a little extra
08:26I said I was staying
08:28He said, what are you going to do?
08:30I said, what are you going to do?
08:32What are you going to do?
08:34He said, you know
08:36When I saw how he was sitting there
08:38When I saw how he was sitting there
08:40What are you going to do?
08:42He said Romantic
08:46That's funny
08:47Romantic
08:49That's what I thought
08:52I didn't know what romantic was
08:54Romantic
08:56What is romantic?
08:58did he say
09:006 years old
09:02I remember being 6 years old
09:04I'm
09:34We're inbound.
09:35Kids think that far.
09:36They do.
09:37They do.
09:38I get it.
09:39Romantic is like, for example, when you and I are far apart and we're talking on the
09:42phone, and I say, let's look at the sky.
09:44When we look at the sky, it's like looking at the same shooting star from a different
09:48distance.
09:49It's beautiful.
09:50Oh, I see.
09:51I was like, that's dangerous.
09:52I was able to sleep like crazy.
09:53Recently, the business class pillow is good, too.
09:54Then, the next day, I'm going to sleep on the same bed as my great-grandfather and great-grandmother.
09:55I'm going to sleep on the same bed as my great-grandfather and great-grandmother.
09:56I'm going to sleep on the same bed as my great-grandfather and great-grandmother.
09:57Romantic is like when I and my grandmother are far apart and when we're talking on the
10:15phone, we're like, let's look at the sky.
10:23I don't think that's all there is to it.
10:26That's what love is all about.
10:32Isn't it better to say father and mother?
10:35Ah, I see.
10:37I think it's best when the mother is smiling.
10:40This feeling is called romantic.
10:43Ah, I see.
10:45If it's a love between a father and a mother, the child will be happy.
10:47I see.
10:49If you say that in public, people will think you have red ears.
10:55Romantic is a great word.
10:59It's from Dragon Ball.
11:01I'll give you a romantic.
11:03I'll give you a romantic.
11:05It's a great lyric.
11:06I see.
11:08By the window.
11:09Right?
11:10It's the ending, right?
11:11It's the ending.
11:12It's raining.
11:13It's raining.
11:15It's sunny.
11:17That's romantic.
11:18I can't stop being romantic.
11:21CCB.
11:22CCB.
11:24Stop being romantic and be romantic.
11:27Stop being romantic.
11:30Stop being romantic.
11:34Romantic.
11:36Was there a similar word in Japan?
11:38It's a foreign word.
11:39Romantic.
11:40It's not romantic.
11:42It's not romantic.
11:43It's different from romantic.
11:46Romantic.
11:47Romantic is more like a dream.
11:49It's more like that.
11:51It's like a man and a woman.
11:53It's romantic.
11:55It's like a man's romance.
11:58It's like a hard ballad.
12:00It's not romantic.
12:03That's a good word.
12:05It's hard for a child.
12:07It's hard.
12:09It's hard for a child.
12:10There are a lot of NGs.
12:11There are a lot of NGs.
12:12There are a lot of NGs.
12:13You have to convey it well.
12:15It's hard for a teacher.
12:20It's hard for a teacher.
12:22It's different from what I said.
12:31You know the atmosphere of the trial early in the class.
12:36You're always a defendant.
12:40Defendant.
12:41Defendant.
12:43But I may have remembered the wrong side.
12:48If you apologize, it will end early.
12:51That kind of education.
12:53I won't say it outright, but don't apologize to yourself.
13:00Because you'll be disqualified in court.
13:02Japanese people are taught to apologize.
13:07For the time being, if you apologize, it's okay.
13:11That's the kind of education I'm getting.
13:15Kobayashi Showa was formed.
13:18It's been formed.
13:19I don't think it's going to change from here.
13:21I was also formed.
13:25It's related to the land I was born and raised on.
13:32I read the theme early in the playback.
13:39It was the theme of my hometown.
13:42I read it in my hometown.
13:45Natsui praised it.
13:50He said it was really great.
13:52He said he wanted me to build a quay in his hometown, Fukuchiyama.
14:00Then, Mr. Ishiya, who was watching it on-air, asked me to build it.
14:11He asked me to build a quay in my hometown, Fukuchiyama.
14:20I was contacted by the Fukuchiyama City Hall, MBS, and Yoshimoto Corporation.
14:26I said, of course, is it okay to be so grateful?
14:30I said I would build it.
14:33I said I would build it.
14:35I don't regret it.
14:41Even celebrities have a quay.
14:44The lyrics of Tsugaru Kaikyo Fugueshiki are here.
14:47Tsugaru Kaikyo is where I can see it.
14:49Itsugi Hiroshi is somewhere.
14:51There is a quay.
14:53There is a quay. Yanagase Blues.
14:55The quay I read will be a quay.
14:59He is a loser.
15:02I think this is the first time in junior high school.
15:10Matsuo Basho is not here.
15:12I see.
15:14I think this is the first time for an entertainer.
15:17I think this is the first time for an entertainer.
15:21I was contacted by the Fukuchiyama City Hall, MBS, and Yoshimoto Corporation.
15:24I said I would build it.
15:27Is the cheering over?
15:29Is the cheering over?
15:31I'm going to go there.
15:41The wooden house in my hometown is called Kokari Keri.
15:49There are a lot of words I don't know.
15:51The wooden house in my hometown is called Clover.
15:53The wooden house in my hometown is called Clover.
15:58The river is called Koka.
16:03The river in Kagawa prefecture is called Kokari Keri.
16:05The river in Kagawa prefecture is called Kokari Keri.
16:09There are a lot of the same clovers in Tokyo.
16:12The wooden house in my hometown smells good.
16:18I read it.
16:20I read it.
16:23I read it.
16:27I read it.
16:31I read it.
16:35I read it.
16:38I went to my manager, Teranishi, and bought some sweets from Tokyo and gave them to Ishiya-san and Seki-zai-san.
16:48It was a bit of a complicated story, but it was at an Italian restaurant.
16:55It was an Italian casual bar, and we were talking about that.
17:04I went there all the time.
17:06The owner of the restaurant did everything by himself, but no one hired him.
17:13He was a real Italian pervert.
17:15A real Italian pervert?
17:17He went to Italy all the time and said,
17:19Show me the recipe you ate 100 years ago.
17:23He reproduced it.
17:25This is the one made by an old man in Northern Italy.
17:31This is the one made by an old man in Southern Italy.
17:37It wasn't the so-called Italian style.
17:40It was a thick dish.
17:43A real Italian meal?
17:45On my day off, I would watch God Wars and wonder,
17:48What the hell is Don Corleone eating?
17:50This is the only seasoning in this era.
17:52This is the color.
17:54I would make it and eat it.
17:56In the end, you would eat a horse's neck.
18:00While I was eating at a restaurant in Northern Italy,
18:05I was told that I would go to Fukuchiyama for my graduation ceremony.
18:08The chef there said,
18:10Junya-san, there is a restaurant in Fukuchiyama.
18:14I saw it on Instagram.
18:16Apparently, they serve real Italian food.
18:20There is also a restaurant in the west.
18:22Fukuchiyama's Italian food?
18:26I checked all the places I was interested in.
18:28When I saw that picture,
18:31I thought it was Napoli's authentic food.
18:35I thought I would definitely go there.
18:38Napoli is a fishing town.
18:40I went there.
18:41I asked why I was invited.
18:43The Italian restaurant chef in Tokyo told me.
18:47He explains every time.
18:49He said he had been working at Napoli for more than 10 years.
18:53I thought so.
18:55He said it was very delicious.
18:57I said it was delicious.
18:59He told me to go to a snack bar.
19:01I went to a snack bar.
19:03It was a snack bar run by a Filipino.
19:05It was in Fukuchiyama.
19:07It was a Sunday.
19:08There were only two places.
19:10When I went in, I got a question.
19:12He said, Junya-san, I am happy to meet you at your hometown.
19:16I don't know why a Filipino would say that.
19:19I was confused.
19:21I drank it.
19:23I said thank you.
19:25I went to another snack bar.
19:27He asked me why I was there.
19:29I said it was because I was hungry.
19:31He said it was a snack bar run by a Filipino.
19:35I said it was true.
19:37He said, you only went to junior high school.
19:40You did a good job.
19:42It was about 8 p.m.
19:44I ate a lot of rice balls.
19:46That's right.
19:48I went to the same school.
19:51Other customers asked me.
19:54I said it was fun.
19:56I went to the opening ceremony.
19:58It was raining.
20:00It was a small town with a lot of air.
20:06There were a lot of people.
20:09It was raining.
20:11There was an application from Goyaku-2.
20:17I was grateful.
20:20There was no waiting room.
20:22The ramen shop was closed that day.
20:25There was a roll curtain.
20:29There was a place to change clothes for me.
20:32The ramen shop closed the roll curtain.
20:35He made it look like a waiting room.
20:37I was grateful.
20:39Everyone was lined up.
20:42It was raining and cold.
20:44I was about to go.
20:46A representative of TORISHIMA came to say hello.
20:53I said, of course.
20:55I said, please.
20:57He said, give me sweets.
21:00He said, give me sweets.
21:03I said, thank you.
21:06I said, thank you.
21:08He said, give me sweets.
21:10I forgot the second snack.
21:14It was fun to drink alcohol.
21:18I was happy.
21:21I forgot to give a souvenir to my hometown.
21:28I forgot to give a souvenir to my hometown.
21:34I forgot to give a souvenir to my hometown.
21:41There are a lot of the same GROVER in Tokyo.
21:44The smell of the wood from my hometown is strong.
21:50The smell of the wood from my hometown is strong.
21:53This is a waste.
21:56This is a waste.
21:57This is a waste.
21:58This is a waste.