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00:00This year's Manzai Choujou Kessen!
00:04The M-1 Grand Prix has made its name known to the world.
00:08The Manzai-shi Saya Cup!
00:10In two years in a row, they've passed the first round.
00:14But they've missed the chance to win.
00:18And this year, two people's decision has surprised the world.
00:22What is it?
00:23This year, M-1 won't be participating.
00:26It won't?
00:28That's a shame.
00:31The M-1 won't be participating.
00:34You're okay with that, right?
00:36I don't think there's a reason to participate again.
00:40What is their true intention?
00:44And...
00:45I've heard that they're really bad friends.
00:48That's fatal.
00:50There won't be any more jobs.
00:53Sayaka's sincere advice to Tsunakasetsu.
00:58Thank you for everything.
01:01Hikaru is serious about the two who will be competing in Tokyo.
01:06That's why you came to Tokyo, right?
01:09It's not because you want the M-1 title, right?
01:12Of course I want it.
01:13That's why you're going all out.
01:15It's not going to happen.
01:16That's my choice.
01:17Are you joking?
01:20That's a big joke.
01:22It's not a big joke.
01:23There are a lot of people who don't know who the winner is.
01:27There were a lot of people who said that Sayaka was eliminated.
01:30There were a lot of people who said that Sayaka was eliminated.
01:33There's no way we're going to lose.
01:35There's no way we're going to lose.
01:40Sayaka, who is now said to be the winner.
01:44The path so far has never been flat.
01:49Sayaka was originally active in a separate team.
01:54Ishii was in charge of the Bokei in a team called Hanagata.
01:58Miyama was in charge of the Fire Thunder Sakiyama and Orion, which were very active in King of Cont.
02:05Fire Thunder?
02:06That's right.
02:07I didn't know that.
02:09In 2014, when Orion was disbanded, Miyama called Ishii to form Sayaka.
02:16Then, he advanced to the M-1 final in three years from the final.
02:22He was in 7th place, but he was able to get results as a manzai artist.
02:28However!
02:30After I left the team in 2017, I fell in the semi-final three years in a row.
02:35That's right.
02:36I was half rotten.
02:38That's amazing.
02:39I was so pissed off.
02:41It's just a bad story for me.
02:45I thought I would quit the team as soon as I won the M-1.
02:48So, I decided to leave the team at that time.
02:56I thought I would leave the team as soon as I won the M-1.
02:59I was really half rotten.
03:03Sayaka decided to destroy all the styles of manzai until then.
03:09That's a bad way to put it.
03:11I was able to leave the team because I thought it was a bad story.
03:17I decided to win the M-1.
03:24That's cool.
03:25He went to the final once.
03:27Miyama gave up the manzai of Boke and changed the role of Boke Tsukkomi.
03:33Kansai O-Gosho, who took care of them in Osaka at that time, showed us what they were like at that time.
03:51Seya-nen, a program that is familiar in Osaka.
03:54Tomi Izumasa, who has been the MC of a program that has produced many entertainers.
04:01Let's listen to Sayaka's impression of the program.
04:04It wasn't interesting.
04:06It was a long story.
04:10When I was shooting the program, I took my face off the window.
04:16But I couldn't take my face off the window.
04:18Because I didn't laugh.
04:21Didn't Masa-san laugh so much?
04:24He said it wasn't funny.
04:26Masa-san laughed so much that it was like a live broadcast.
04:30Masa-san said,
04:32It's not funny.
04:34It's not funny compared to Chidori and Kamaita.
04:37I think they had a hard time.
04:40Maybe it's been three or four years.
04:44I think I've lost.
04:47I haven't laughed for three or four years, but I've been laughing for four years.
04:52It doesn't matter if it's funny or not.
04:55It doesn't take three or four years for an entertainer to say what he wants to say.
05:01So it's a kind of reopening.
05:04After reopening, Sayaka opened her nose a little.
05:09It's been three or four years.
05:11I think it overlaps with the time when I changed my joke.
05:14Maybe I was able to shake it off at that time.
05:18In addition, a senior who knows them well also testified to Sayaka's efforts in Osaka.
05:27Hello.
05:29I'm Tori Noriyama.
05:31He's been on the same stage with them for a long time.
05:34He's also a senior in the situation.
05:38Niyama has always been alone in the dressing room.
05:42He's been thinking about jokes like this.
05:45He's a genius.
05:47He's been thinking about jokes like this for a long time.
05:50Niyama was on the show because he was confident.
05:53He fell, but he said,
05:55I'm saving it for a few years.
05:57He actually went to the finals and showed his confidence in the explosion.
06:01Oh, did he say that?
06:03I happened to pass by the dressing room once.
06:06Niyama said something to Ishii about a joke.
06:10He said something in a strong posture like this.
06:13Ishii was listening to it with his hands behind his back like a military man.
06:22What kind of relationship is that?
06:24I don't like it.
06:27What kind of conversation is this?
06:30I've never seen a manzai man making a joke like this.
06:34Is that how serious he was about making a joke?
06:37In 2022, he finally returned to the M-1 stage and won second place.
06:43Next year, he will be in third place.
06:46However!
06:48I won't be in the M-1 this year.
06:53What kind of change has happened?
06:57I was thinking about whether or not I should be in the M-1 this year.
07:00Niyama said that.
07:01That's right.
07:02By the end of 2022, I was thinking about whether or not I should be in the M-1.
07:06In 2022?
07:07I was quite satisfied.
07:10I thought there was no reason for me to be in the M-1 again.
07:15That's right.
07:16Sayaka's M-1 was over in 2022.
07:20However!
07:21Even though she participated in the M-1 in 2023,
07:24she said it was for the sake of the story that caused a stir in the world.
07:29That's right.
07:30It was for the sake of Misezan.
07:31I will do my best to do it again next year.
07:35That's right.
07:36If I can do Misezan,
07:39I don't think I've ever thought of going any further.
07:44Why do you want to do that so much?
07:47I'm sorry.
07:49I've received that story before.
07:53I knew it wasn't for the show race.
07:56But you still wanted to do it in the final.
07:58I wanted to try it.
08:01I wanted to try it.
08:02And I wanted to change my mind.
08:04I've never done it before.
08:07As a result,
08:08I thought,
08:09that's why no one else did it.
08:12That's right.
08:13I thought I wouldn't do it.
08:16You have to experience it.
08:17I have to experience it.
08:19I think everyone understood.
08:21Misezan, which was controversial.
08:25In fact, there was a strategy in that story.
08:30I had already decided to go to Tokyo.
08:32In terms of the situation.
08:33After the M-1 in 2023,
08:35I decided to go to Tokyo with a good result.
08:37When I lost to Chris Land,
08:38I did the same strategy twice.
08:40I lost in the second time.
08:42But I thought it would be a little difficult if I did it again.
08:45I thought I would go down quite a bit.
08:47You thought you were a young man.
08:49I was young.
08:50You thought you were a young man.
08:52I thought I was a young man.
08:55Why?
08:56You thought you were a young man.
08:57Suddenly from the third time.
08:58I couldn't go down.
09:00I see.
09:01When I went to Tokyo,
09:03I thought I had to start a fight.
09:06However, about Misezan,
09:08Date, a fan of Sayaka's manzai,
09:10After the M-1 final,
09:12He posted a certain thought on his blog.
09:15The second one.
09:16It's a waste.
09:17It's a waste.
09:18The technique and atmosphere are perfect.
09:19Even though I'm a candidate for the championship,
09:20The championship was right in front of me.
09:22Is it a choice of story?
09:23No, it's a waste.
09:24You're lamenting.
09:25I thought it was Sayaka.
09:27The so-called orthodox manzai of the west.
09:28I like Sayaka's manzai.
09:30I'm glad.
09:31I wanted you to win.
09:32Yes, yes, yes.
09:33Date's blog.
09:35Did you say Date-chan?
09:37Date-san.
09:38It's okay.
09:40It's okay.
09:41It's okay.
09:43I want to get along with you.
09:45Date-chan.
09:46Date-chan's blog.
09:48Did you say Date-chan?
09:51We're done.
09:53It was the end of our career.
09:54It's been 10 years.
09:55I can be on next year.
09:56It's a little different.
09:58Sayaka is.
09:59That's right.
10:00She's just not qualified.
10:02I think they have the same opinion.
10:04I'm completely in charge of the story.
10:07So I leave it to them to decide what to do.
10:11I see.
10:12Even if you want to be on the show, you can't make a story.
10:14I can't make a story.
10:16That's a good way to put it.
10:18I just have to be on the show.
10:22I just have to be on the show.
10:24How many times do you have to be on the show?
10:27There are five years left.
10:29I don't know if I'll be on the show during that time.
10:33If I was on M-1, I would have been on M-1.
10:37That's right.
10:38If I was on M-1, I would have been on M-1.
10:41If you want to be on the show, you should be on the show.
10:44I'm willing to be on the show if Mr. Yoshimoto approves it.
10:47It's not an election.
10:49It's not an election.
10:51You look like a congressman.
10:53You look like a congressman.
10:54You look like a congressman.
10:56You look like a congressman.
10:58He won an M-1 title in Tokyo.
11:01Sayaka has been actively appearing on Tokyo TV shows.
11:06Sayaka has been actively appearing on Tokyo TV shows.
11:12Sayaka is confident that she will succeed in Tokyo.
11:14She is confident that she will succeed in Tokyo.
11:16It's a completely different story.
11:22Osaka is good if it's fun.
11:25It's good if it's fun.
11:27But in Tokyo, you can see that there are ups and downs.
11:32It's like politics.
11:34That's what I wanted to say.
11:38Osaka is like South America in soccer.
11:41I want to see each player's technique and footwork.
11:46But Tokyo is Europe.
11:48You can see the Spanish footwork.
11:51And the physicality of the players.
11:54I want you to play in Europe's style, not South America's.
11:58I'll do my best.
12:00I see.
12:01But there's a rumor about Sayaka.
12:05Sayaka Funaka is rumored to be her fan.
12:10What do you think of her?
12:13Well, well, well...
12:16She's just Funaka.
12:18We're not close.
12:20I'm scared that Ishii-kun won't watch Niiyama-kun.
12:23Ishii-kun?
12:25I can talk to him even if he doesn't watch.
12:28He's watching Niiyama-kun.
12:31I'm trying to watch him.
12:35I don't say anything.
12:37I don't make jokes.
12:39It doesn't matter. It's a 5-on-5.
12:42You're strong because you don't make jokes.
12:44I don't make jokes, but I'll tell Tomizawa.
12:48You're strong because you don't make jokes.
12:52I'm the one who decides whether or not to do this job.
12:57Date wanted to tell the two people who will be on TV in Tokyo.
13:04I hear that they're not close.
13:07That's fatal.
13:09There won't be any more jobs.
13:12They're not close?
13:13The staff will start to notice.
13:15They'll say, let's make a show about Sayaka, but they're not close.
13:20That job is very popular.
13:23It's fatal.
13:24It's fatal?
13:26Really?
13:28I wanted to talk about it with Sayaka.
13:30It's something we can fix.
13:32We need to talk about it.
13:35We need to get along.
13:37We need to spend more time together.
13:40Sayaka likes you.
13:41She likes you a lot.
13:44You don't want to sell FUNAKA, right?
13:47I don't want to sell it.
13:49I don't need it.
13:51She wants to invite you to a lot of shows.
13:55But if you ask her, she'll say, I want to invite you, but the staff won't.
14:00Let's stop the camera.
14:03Let's stop the camera.
14:05You're talking a lot.
14:07I wanted to talk about it.
14:09It's great that there's a show we can invite you to.
14:14That's not the point.
14:16You don't have to say that.
14:18Sayaka likes you, too.
14:21We don't have to say it here, but we want to be invited, too.
14:26We don't have to say it here.
14:28You want to be on the show, don't you?
14:31You're here.
14:32You might want to invite someone you get along with.
14:37You don't have to worry about it.
14:39We've gotten along.
14:41That's not the right timing.
14:44You don't have to do that.
14:45You don't have to say, I'm sorry, but we've gotten along.
14:50You can say, thank you.
14:51You can say, thank you.
14:55Why are you doing that?
14:57Give her a hand.
14:59Give her a hand.
15:01You should thank her.
15:03You should thank her.
15:05You should thank her.
15:07You should thank her.
15:10Give her a hand.
15:13What's that?
15:15Look at her eyes.
15:18Ishii, you go first.
15:19Look at her eyes.
15:23She's not looking.
15:25She's not looking.
15:27She's looking.
15:29She's not looking.
15:31Look at her.
15:32You should thank her.
15:34You should smile.
15:35Yes, that's it.
15:38Thank you for making the jokes.
15:40Give her a hand.
15:42Yes, that's it.
15:45Miyama-kun.
15:47You should thank her.
15:49Thank you for everything.
15:54When you make a joke,
15:56you should say, thank you,
15:58if I send you a script.
16:00No, no, no.
16:02That's not it.
16:04No, no, no.
16:05That's not it.
16:07Please give us a script.
16:10We don't need a script.
16:14What's going on?
16:16What's going on?
16:18What's going on?
16:21I'm not confident.
16:22Do you want to see a comedy skit?
16:25Yes, I do.
16:26You want to see it, right?
16:27Yes, I do.
16:28Let's watch a comedy skit
16:31with Sayaka.
16:33Sayaka Shinsei.
16:35Sayaka Shinsei.
16:37Now, Sayaka Shinsei will tell us
16:39what's on her mind.
16:45This is Sayaka's comedy skit.
16:48Sayaka Shinsei
16:56Are you doing well?
16:58What's going on?
17:00What do you mean?
17:02I'm doing well.
17:03I want to support young people who are working hard.
17:06Isn't it too early?
17:08We're young, too.
17:09Yes, but the other day, a street musician
17:12was playing the piano in front of the station.
17:14I've heard of it.
17:16When I heard it, I was so moved.
17:19I wanted him to do his best.
17:20He had a guitar case, so I threw it at him.
17:23I've never done that.
17:25You should do it.
17:28You're strong.
17:30You're strong.
17:31You're a nice guy.
17:32How much did you put in?
17:34Only 1,000 yen.
17:35That's a lot of money.
17:37I've never seen a 1,000-yen bill.
17:39At that time, I only had 10,000 yen in my wallet.
17:42So I put in 10,000 yen and got 9,000 yen from there.
17:51What are you doing?
17:53That's not cool.
17:54I only had 10,000 yen in my wallet.
17:56Who's going to throw it away?
17:59It can't be helped.
18:01If you put in 10,000 yen, you can put in 10,000 yen.
18:04Why do you have to say that?
18:06You're in the way of the singer.
18:08You're singing from heaven to hell.
18:10I thought I got 10,000 yen.
18:12I took 9,000 yen.
18:14You're in the way of the singer.
18:16I just threw it away.
18:18You're in the way of the singer.
18:20I only threw it away.
18:22You had 9,000 yen in your wallet.
18:24You're making a lot of money.
18:26I put in 9,000 yen.
18:28You're in the way.
18:30You're in the way.
18:32I just wanted to throw away 10,000 yen.
18:34You're not throwing it away.
18:36You're just producing it.
18:38You're not throwing it away.
18:40There's no change in throwing it away.
18:42That's fine.
18:44In the first place,
18:46don't give money to the singer.
18:49What do you mean?
18:51Do you understand?
18:53He has no right to earn money.
18:56He's using this song.
18:58He's making money.
19:02No.
19:03This atmosphere is strange.
19:05This is a matter of right.
19:07I want you to understand.
19:09With the 1,000 yen he put in,
19:11he should buy a CD of Sukima Switch.
19:14That's right.
19:16He has no right to earn money.
19:18He bought a pirate version.
19:20Pirate version?
19:22That's the principle.
19:25He's watching Doraemon on TV.
19:28He doesn't watch illegal uploads.
19:30He doesn't care about rights.
19:32He doesn't watch illegal uploads.
19:34He doesn't watch them.
19:36If we think about it,
19:38it's easy to understand.
19:40For example,
19:42what do you think would happen
19:44if a group of people
19:46who don't know about Sayaka's manzai
19:48did business all over the country?
19:50That would be our money, right?
19:52That would be Sukima Switch.
19:54That's completely different.
19:58Why would Sukima Switch do Sayaka's manzai?
20:01That's impossible.
20:03What would we do if Sukima Switch
20:05did business all over the country?
20:07I don't understand what you're saying.
20:09What would we do if Sukima Switch
20:11did business all over the country?
20:13We'd tell him to stop.
20:15We'd tell him to stop.
20:17We'd tell him to stop.
20:19We'd tell him to stop.
20:21We'd tell him to stop.
20:23We'd tell him to stop.
20:25We'd tell him to stop.
20:27What would you do if he didn't stop?
20:29We'd try to get him to do it again.
20:31We sent him a message the other day.
20:33He was still doing Sayaka's manzai.
20:35We'd tell him to stop.
20:37We'd tell him to stop.
20:39We'd tell him to stop.
20:41If he didn't stop,
20:43he'd have lost his relationship
20:45with Sukima Switch.
20:47He'd have told him to stop.
20:49He'd told him to stop.
20:51It's none of your business!
20:54Sukima Switch?
20:56It's none of your business!
20:59He's playing the piano.
21:01He's playing the piano.
21:03That's what happened.
21:05He lost his relationship with Sukima Switch.
21:08He told him to stop.
21:10He told him to stop.
21:12That's why they did business all over the country.
21:15That's why they did business all over the country.
21:18Why would they do that?
21:20Because Sukima Switch is doing our manzai.
21:25Because he has no money.
21:28Sukima Switch doesn't have any money.
21:31He can't make any money.
21:33So if he does Sayaka's manzai,
21:35we'll make money.
21:37Why doesn't Sukima Switch have any money?
21:40Because there are pirate versions all over the country!
21:43Because they don't have any money!
21:45Because they're all on pirate versions!
21:48Sukima Switch is doing Sayaka's manzai
21:51because you're playing the piano!
21:53That's what happened.
21:55Got it?
21:56Got it.
21:57Thank you very much.
21:59That was great.
22:01That was great.
22:03That was great.
22:05We'll see you again.
22:07We'll see you again.
22:09We'll see you again.
22:11We'll see you again.
22:13We'll see you again.
22:15We'll see you again.
22:17That was great.
22:18Now, we'll see the true story of the two!
22:21Sayaka's not a whore, is she?
22:23It's nonsense to call her a whore.
22:26It's nonsense to call her a whore.
22:28Sayaka's not a whore.
22:30Her partner is too dazzling.
22:33It's too much.
22:35Her partner is too dazzling.
22:36It's too much.
22:38The two have a deep understanding of Sayaka's relationship with her.
22:42The two have a deep understanding of Sayaka's relationship with her.
22:43This is how they express it.
22:46Sayaka's not a whore, is she?
22:48It's nonsense to call her a whore.
22:50It's nonsense to call her a whore.
22:53It's nonsense to call her a whore.
22:57It's nonsense to call her a whore.
22:59It's nonsense to call her a whore.
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